Don't fail me /coq/.
I've been waiting for someone to start this thread for a while now. I wish I had contribution.. ._.
Nny/Edgar is the best.
Me too... I was too afraid to. Nothing like Vasquez work to get people to jump down your throat. I don't have much. It seems that there simply isn't much and oddly most of it is fluff, if perhaps slightly gory fluff.
/approves of this 100%.
And yeah, a lot of JTHM slash is fluff/tame. I'm hoping /coq/ will change that. 8)
The fluff is adorable but I do wish there were more toward the porn end of things. Damn angsty source material!
i thinkVasquez just shot someone.
I.. actually cannot believe this exists. I am not usually one to underestimate the internet but it always seems to have surprises for me just the same. well done, internet.anyway, if Jhonen has ever gone looking at some of his fansites, I think the excessive amounts of Zim/Dib out there would probably drive him to homicide faster than this.
I do believe a certain artist named Zarla has an entire web shrine dedicated to this.
http://www.ashido.com/igtky/Vargas, which can be found there, is one of the best fics the JTHM fandom has to offer, imo. And looking through her INSANE AMOUNT of fanart is a little too fun.
>>11881I would also like to note that my very favorite fics of Zarla's are Violation and Convalescence. Seriously amazing shit, though I can't remember if there's actually any explicit slash in either of those? It's been a while since I've read through either of them.
>>11881I'm enjoying the fic but jesus christ some of that art makes them look like fraggles. and, like, fraggles are cute and all? I love me some fraggles. but not so much with my JtHM.fic is epic, though. z? indeed.
Holly fuck, my old stomping grounds! I am so nostalgic right now. To get to the secret level, where Zarla hides all her Vargas porn, go to http://www.drdowasure.com/temp/ . Necessary backstory: Johnny did not kill Edgar but instead kept him around as a fucked up pet/bff, and Edgar went crazy and developed a split personality named Scriabin, who is even more abusive than Johnny and also probably gay for Edgar. http://www.drdowasure.com/temp/vporn.htmlhttp://www.drdowasure.com/temp/vporn2.htmlhttp://www.drdowasure.com/temp/vporn3.htmlhttp://www.drdowasure.com/temp/vporn5.html
Oh god, it is all 2005 back in here. I am still in love with this stuff.
As another note, I should probably give a shout-out to Lady Yate-Xel's SWAN, which does not have anything explicit but is a nice fucked-up Johnny/Edgar AU. Website here:http://www.ladyyatexel.com/swanmain.htmlFFN here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4226055/1/Song_Without_A_Name
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CherryDoom/Honestly can't remember how much is porn-y, let alone good, but here is the Yahoo Group where a lot of this was spawned and posted originally. Vargas and SWAN both have early chapters there, and there's a few stray things there that can't be found on FFN or elsewhere. Again, quality not assured, but if you're desperate...
Culled from my DA favoriteshttp://boum.deviantart.com/art/Devi-I-Feel-Sick-6459804http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/Trekkin-Homicidial-Orgy-84759797http://neofox.deviantart.com/art/Casually-we-converse-JTHM-57606088http://neofox.deviantart.com/art/My-blood-or-yours-JTHM-54456013http://neuntoeter.deviantart.com/art/JTHM-ERROR-75281077http://sandersk.deviantart.com/art/WARNING-a-homicidal-maniac-38893886http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/Pajamacidal-Orgy-75856781http://tentaclees.deviantart.com/art/jthm-my-very-best-73800642http://perjuchan.deviantart.com/art/JTHM-Closest-Thing-To-God-50662561http://smilefortyeight.deviantart.com/art/EtHM-backup-entry-87049908
Following in footsteps before me:http://desensitized.deviantart.com/art/Everything-Can-Be-Slashed-975784 = this one is rumored to be the first one.http://arissadoll.deviantart.com/art/jthm-reversed-50965324http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/pay-then-i-sleep-by-your-side-73401622http://mith-maulin.deviantart.com/art/what-a-good-boy-16151736http://uupaaaaiiit.deviantart.com/art/NnyXEdgar-24646259http://rubugg.deviantart.com/art/Yttido-78966179 - Nny/Dib, Edgar/Zim, because internet.
You guys are making me all nostalgic, here. :'D
Note: There are totally some awesome pieces of art that I just know I'm forgetting. SWAN-related art:Edgar/Nnyby LYX:http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/even-a-burning-sofa-77423922http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/SWAN-16-maybe-63285488http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/MyMusics-LetMeShowYouThem-69517116http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/licked-your-ear-75361889http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/it-looks-nicer-on-me-75078673http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/that-other-nny-edgar-picture-73626381http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/spontaneousclosenessdoodles-80289484by Crow-Sensei:http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Swan-Twentilog-78712893http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/frost-29223386http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Not-Helping-29311807http://www.lolhelensucks.com/images/igtky/crow-sensei/Ijustkilledyou.jpghttp://www.lolhelensucks.com/images/igtky/crow-sensei/swanluvvin.JPGhttp://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Rhapsody-In-Blue-73296741 by mith-maulin:http://mith-maulin.deviantart.com/art/SWAN-beanbag-chair-18797370...
Vargas-related art:Edgar/Nnyby mith-maulin:http://mith-maulin.deviantart.com/art/vargas-the-break-in-the-bend-15412944 (sort of roundaboutly Nny/Edgar, by way of Scri/Edgar) by crow-sensei:http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Vargas-Chapter-16-16971532http://www.lolhelensucks.com/images/igtky/crow-sensei/NnyEdgarloveyou.JPGhttp://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Tea-Party-19050075http://www.lolhelensucks.com/images/igtky/crow-sensei/ATTENTIONZARLA.jpghttp://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Trauma-17485382http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/What-if-we-were-normal-17416270 Misc. Art:Edgar/Nnyhttp://mith-maulin.deviantart.com/art/last-night-15961846http://mith-maulin.deviantart.com/art/closer-than-we-ever-should-be-15010050http://mith-maulin.deviantart.com/art/and-the-music-swells-15681060http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/I-Want-It-15165661http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/set-me-free-22566561http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/edgarnny-scribbly-104989760 Edgar/Johnny/Jimmyhttp://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/man-it-s-so-loud-in-here-128462900Edgar/Jimmyhttp://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Takes-Two-To-Tango-20660770http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/hands-128693871http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/stop-it-128666038http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Slash-on-Crack-17853162 Squee/Pepitohttp://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Sell-your-soul-for-a-cookie-19163726http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Sin-17333481http://enolianslave.deviantart.com/art/todd-pepito-21274231http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Toasty-Collaboration-21269597http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/A-Little-Switching-24083085http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Plumbing-Problems-30325697http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Game-Over-35205383http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Kitten-Race-75701017http://ladyyatexel.deviantart.com/art/Video-Kid-9K-18896004
>>11846Ah, a traditional favorite.
apparently I am still capable of obsessing over shit I loved in high school. aw, nostalgia.re: Vargas, I'm wondering if my dislike of Scriabin would be an unpopular opinion or not. obviously he's not meant to be likable but it's more that all the chapters of he and Edgar talking just make me go scroll scroll scroll. (I don't object to reading lengthy shit, just.. ugh, I don't find him interesting in the slightest.)of course on the internets you are never the only one, but what do you think, /coq/?
He has annoyed me for a looong time. Story is like the Scriabin show but guest starring those other guys by now. still haven't read all those chapters near the end where they're kids with yarn and grandmother or whatever. The grandmother gets talked about like she raped their dog, and Scri falls in a well or something, but this doesn't actually resolve anything. Wonder how long it would be if we got rid of all the times where they argue and nothing comes of it.
>>11948Yeah, I thought Scriabin was an awesome sympathetic character until I was like, sixteen. And realized the story wasn't going anywhere. On the other hand, Vargas introduced me to the wonderful world of bribing people with porn. ALSO HEY here is an Edgar I did, courtesy of 2005. Enjoy.
Yeah, that's one of my main problems with Scriabin. He just doesn't add anything to the story. And the fact that he doesn't actually do anything plus the fact that the story is pretty much now "The Scri Show" just makes me resentful. I mean, not to begrudge anyone their right to put whatever they want into the story, but...I'm reading for Nny and Edgar. Not some random jerk OC.
I am in agreement with much of what has been said about scri. i haven't really read the last few chapters of vargas because he annoys me so much toward the end. but i must say some of the side fic of him are awesome.
I've always been a Pepito x Squee anon myself... I have shitty arts I did of them. (older them...)
I don't mind Scri, but honestly, the story is over 20 "chapters", and the word count is massive. I don't want to sound porn-obsessed, but really, when are Johnny and Edgar going to have sex? Or at least sexually interact? A handjob? Something outside of WORDS WORDS WORDS?
I think most people feel the same way about Scri. He's a good character but there's just too much of him for a Johnny/Edgar story. It makes sense for Edgar to have someone to talk to about Nny, but there are whole chapters in Vargas with no direction because they're just Edgar and Scri arguing and making up over and over. Chapter 19 is like that, which is the chapter I stopped at back when it first came out. This thread has inspired me to pick it up again so right now I'm wading through it and hating Scri AND Edgar for being so long-winded and angst-y. I may be a little bias because I tend to avoid any fics with any sort of OC but I get awfully sick of him bashing Edgar. The story might not have been quite as good without him, but it certainly could use less of him, especially seeing how long it is.
>>11965They keep getting CLOSE, but at this point? I think Zarla's just written herself into a wall of not knowing what the fuck she's doing. She used to update this thing and go 'WHEE, I don't even know what will happen in the next one!' This was endearing when I was 18, but I feel like if you're writing one big long story it should stop being authorial masturbation somewhere after the 4 year mark. People write Scri/Edgar fics who are not Zarla. I think she was more wrapped up in that for a while and then suddenly realized that her Edgar, who started out fairly confident, had turned into a shitty protagonist and her story was doing nothing for 2 years. These last two chapters have moved further than the last 6 or 7. Johnny is actually in them. Or she could decide that we have to hear every conversation Edgar and Scri have in the month she says Johnny is gone. God, I have been rage-y about this for so long. I will try to find some delicious image to counteract my rage, it will just have to be separate from my post.
>>11965Even the author thinks it's too long. That's why there's that whole stash of porn continuities.
>>11965Yeah, considering this is supposed to be Nny/Edgar slash, I think the only slash in the series thus far has been Edgar/Scri (...maybe? Was that ever confirmed? Who knows...) this is a problem.
Requesting good fic of this that does not involve Scriabin and is not set in 'Vargas'.
>>11919 I can only hear that in Christine's voice... [shudders]>>11980 As far as "good" fanfiction goes... it's hard to find JTHM porn in general. Most writers are die-hard fans who prefer to keep Nny asexual for the most part. And in that respect, it's hard to write porn and keep it in character. Otherwise I suggest SWAN. I prefer it to Vargas any day.This thread = utter nostalgia
>>11973Something else that is infuriating is the 'in a nutshell' recap drawings that get done of these, where she specifically says that she knows parts are boring, pointless, too long and generally annoying her audience. Why the fuck put them in, then?Nutshell Part 8 alone says that the fic is 90% talking about nothing, that scenes aren't needed and that the only interesting scene in that chunk only happened in a side fic. Fuck that.
is Vargas actually still updating? at least that gives some faint hope that it will end one of these days, though I can't imagine Zarla has a clue what that ending will be.I love this thread a lot, not just for nostalgia but because there's NEW stuff I hadn't even seen before. awesome.
>>12001Yeah, it had it's bi-yearly update a little while ago.
It is time for smut. It is always time for smut.
http://community.livejournal.com/jthm_slash/profileThere's an LJ community for this, though nothing much has happened in it. Someone should change this.
>>11991Holy shit, I drew that when I was in like..10th grade.
>>11948Clearly not unpopular.
>>12078I know! hahaha I'm pretty psyched by that tbh.>>11997I found the nutshells immensely helpful, actually, since then I could be like "OH I GUESS THE NEXT THREE CHAPTERS AREN'T WORTH READING." and thus saved myself a few hours of frustration.>>12076what! how long ago was that? have you drawn more? DRAW MORE. I actually d'awwed aloud when I saw that one.
>>12086Have to admit it makes me feel like I've finally found out that I belonged to a secret club of annoyed people. Like I've found all the other Time Lords or something. It's sort of beautiful.
Although this is a great nostalgia thread, it lacks porn. Here is my shitty MSPainted attempt to (e)rectify this. And I wanted an excuse to see if I could still draw this faggot from memory.BTW sorry Edgar/Nny fans that's Mmy's diseased cock there.
I was peer pressured into this.
>>12086Hell, five or six years ago now? If I can get my scanner to work I could give it a stab. I had no idea this fandom was still alive.
>>12109...! lyx art y/n? if peer pressure works, please consider this to be more. all the cool kids are drawing homicidal porn.>>12088what are you even talking about Gallifrey is fine! we've been right here the whole time, partying and all. man have you missed out.
>>12112I hope that there is never a time in my life when I'm not willing to dive right back into this junk if given a chance. content will be wanted forever and ever amen.I'll try to art some myself but uh also have that whole scanner issue and am not much of a drawfag besides. but I'm sure I can fall right back into my old habits of doodling nny endlessly until I produce something with minimal suck. what can I say I just love you fags that much
>>12117"Fuck, guys! Why didn't you SAY something?" Because, yeah, it's LYX art, and the Time Lord comment was me too.>>12143Please consider this a chance given! Those of us remaining still want people to come have fun with this fucking madness.
>>12144>11948 was me and now is the time for an addendum: I spent the past few days devouring SWAN thanks to this thread, and omg my love is so burningly epic I cannot even tell you. I stayed up until 6ish this morning finishing it (what do you mean I had work today PFF) and all day my brain kept randomly being like "It's not bad for having no words" and the happy would DEVOUR MY SOUL every time. I am way more comfortable being a foamingly crazy fangirl in an anonymous fashion so I am glad you're here so I can tell you!uh I will try not to post here again until I have some kind of like actual content to share with you guys. not.. that you'd know it was me... but still.
>>12147Oh, wow, thank you! I'm so happy you enjoyed it! That was totally worth emerging from anon for. In other news, here's some thing I doodled in green a while back. I guess it's pretty SWAN-verse given all the wacky jewelry. Sorry?
More art! I DID THIS FOR YOU, COQ. I could take requests, probably. I really have no idea what to do besides pin-ups.
>>12151Fapping at the speed of light! This is amazing.
Wow, I leave this thread for a few days and come back to find actual new content? Amazing! I love you guys so much.
>>12151Wow, that's really good.
Oh my...
>>11997One thing to note is that Zarla's horrific procrastination puts most of us to shame, and her track record indicates she PROBABLY wrote most of the chapters she updates with over two years ago. She's very likely sick with her own crap and isn't updating often because lately she's finally realized it wasn't going anywhere and is completely rewriting portions.Which takes even longer when you realize that anything and everything distracts her for long periods of time.I used to love Vargas, but once I started hating JTHM, the fic lost a lot of meaning for me. Her current writing is decent, though, so if she ever wrote new fic for other things, I'd read the shit out of it.
>>11881The main page of that says the fic is the justification for the pairing. Isn't that like the fic is the justification for the fic or something? Along with fucking arrogant?
Oh god, these needs more porn.I used to be super-obsessed with this shit. I might just get off of my decrepit ass and contribute.Hmmmmmm. :lc
>>12177WE NEED MORE HUMAN DOUGHBOYS
So we're talking slash, yes? In no particular order, I present links to shit that isn't mine!http://xamagumox.deviantart.com/art/Attempt-Number-TWO-108331935http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/Creative-Differences-88323266http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/art/but-I-make-it-look-good-87428336http://socio-nycto.deviantart.com/art/UNICYCLE-OF-FURY-102713419http://nicthekitsune.deviantart.com/art/SWAN-ISH-97187824ALSO, fanfiction. None have been mentioned besides Vargas and SWAN/ISH. While both are good in their own drastically different way (hey, we were all hooked on Vargas for a time, don't lie), what about OTHER fics?http://socio-nycto.deviantart.com/art/Withdrawal-92630421http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4492158/1/A_Fleeting_Wisp_of_Hopehttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/1727084/1/A_Guilty_Consciencehttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/2502345/1/Absolutionhttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/4235148/1/I_Feel_FineHardly the porn some of you seem to be after, but eh.
Man, I forget about Squee/Pepito. I did some stuff in it, I wrote this one thing a while ago. It's got mpreg, sorry, but it mostly focuses on their fucked-up relationship. And Your Bird Can Sing:http://roachpatrol.livejournal.com/9025.htmland part 2http://roachpatrol.livejournal.com/9465.html
Here is one I have always enjoyed. It is not porn-y, but it is collage-y.
>>12273Dude. That fic. Is so ridiculously awesome. Your Squee is so spot-on, I love it, and. And I can't even give you a general 'this was awesome' because it was ALL AWESOME.
I still love this shit. There's gotta be more somewhere.
Did anybody ever manage to write Nny slashed with Jimmy in a way that did not suck?
got fired today, /coq/. celebrated by getting drunk and finishing this fic. ta da.this is intended to be SWAN/ISH life 2, but I guess it could be any 'verse in which Edgar lives and inexplicably (suicidally?) becomes friends with Johnny. probably glaringly inaccurate in terms of LYX's canon (pretty sure it's been mentioned that the doughboys weren't as active in life 2, just for example) but this is how it came out. and sorry, guys, but there is no porn. they.. really don't lend themselves well to it. but anyway, content, let's get to it!---"He's here again," Nailbunny says suddenly as Nny's in the middle of painting. "He knocked." Of course he did. Edgar always knocks now, ever since he learned what the doorbell's hooked to. And then, since Johnny is downstairs more often than not and can't hear him knocking, he comes in anyway. He still knocks, though. Johnny doesn't feel like analyzing it.It takes him twenty minutes to finish with the fresh coat. He takes his time. It needs to be done right. He grabs a rag to wipe his hands on his way up the stairs. There's no sense in freaking Edgar out more than necessary; the face that Edgar makes when he's nervous annoys (angers bothers disgusts) Johnny more than the bother of wiping his hands, and he hates being covered in any kind of fluids, his own or otherwise. It's nothing to do with courtesy, simply convenience. He doesn't like being covered in blood, Edgar doesn't like seeing him covered in blood, it just happens to work out for them both. He'd be wiping his hands anyway. Eventually.In the back of his mind, Mr Eff laughs.Edgar's watching TV when he gets upstairs. "Hey," he says. The commercial with the talking fish is on. Not a great one. "You didn't miss anything good." Nny sits and Edgar looks over at him with a smile. The smile dips briefly, and his hand reaches out, aiming for the top of Nny's head. Nny ducks back reflexively, staring at Edgar's hand, which freezes mid-reach. Edgar's expression flickers- was that fear? amusement? Johnny can't tell- before settling into something rueful and self-deprecating as he draws his hand back. "Sorry. You've got…" Edgar gestures at his own forehead, and Nny mimics him, something wet and still slightly warm slicking over his forearm. Would Edgar have wiped it off himself, if Nny hadn't flinched? Nny is disgusted (with the very idea with himself with the blood on him with wanting Edgar to touch him with the thought of being touched with Edgar with the situation with the closeness with the distance with Edgar's refusal to see with his own need to have Edgar see with the blood with Edgar with himself Edgar fear hope hatred the wall himself everything) but distantly, the rest of him focused elsewhere. Edgar had reached for him- Edgar had- what did it mean? Can he see? Does he know? Johnny stares closer at him, trying to find it. Was it in that look, the face Edgar had made before pulling away? Does he understand?"He never will, you know," Mr Eff sneers at him. "He will never see. And if he ever does, he'll only run. If you think a bit of blood on your hands disgusts him, oh, just give him a hint at what other depravities you'd stoop to. You may as well kill him now, before you lose what little perfection there is to be found in this." "He'll only disappoint you in the end," D-Boy adds, mournful and mocking. "They always do. He'll be no different. Why linger, why prolong the inevitable? Forget him, Johnny. Forget them all. Nothing in this world is worth your time. Leave it behind.""They don't like him," Nailbunny says, comparatively quiet, almost whispering. "He makes them worried. He wouldn't run. He came back, didn't he?" He did come back, it's true. It's also true that he didn't exactly have a lot of other available options, but still, he came back, and keeps coming back. That probably means something, though what, Johnny's not sure, and Nailbunny's gone quiet again.He focuses back on Edgar. He's not sure how long he's been staring, but Edgar's still looking back at him, apparently fine with being stared at. It makes Johnny angry. "Why do you do that? How can you just- why do you just SIT there?" he snaps, detached to hostile in .5 seconds.Edgar's eyebrows raise. "It's a nice couch." It isn't; it wasn't even when it was new. "I don't mind," he adds, answering what Nny was actually asking. "You looked like you were thinking. It doesn't bother me." At this, he turns away at last, looking at the TV while Nny looks at him in disbelief. Being stared at for an indeterminate amount of time by his best friend the homicidal maniac doesn't bother him. Sometimes Nny really and truly does not understand even the smallest thing about Edgar Vargas. For a moment Nny wants nothing more than to kill him, and even he isn't sure if it would be out of annoyance or contentment. Edgar doesn't mind Nny staring at him. This is stupid. But appealing.As he's trying to work out whether or not he wants to go for the knife in his boot (or the one under the cushions), Edgar interrupts his thoughts with an "Oh, hey, Nny!" and an abortive move of his arm that might've been an elbow nudge if Edgar had been with anyone else. Johnny looks at the TV, shifting around on the sofa to watch better once he realizes what's on. It's the commercial with the kid foaming at the mouth. Definitely a good one.Johnny is starting to suspect that Edgar has learned to recognize his "someone is about to die messily" face and begun distracting him accordingly when necessary. He's too busy laughing to care right now, though. He'll deal with it later, if he remembers.Edgar falls asleep on the sofa at some point. He's never done that before, probably out of whatever lingering self-preservation instincts he has. It's too familiar, too settled, and it makes Johnny itch, and he probably starts getting that face again.Edgar must've been really exhausted, to fall asleep there like that.He should check on the wall.Johnny goes back downstairs, and leaves Edgar sleeping.The wall does need fixing- how long was he upstairs?- and when he's through, Nny realizes he's hungry. He seems to vaguely recall snacking while watching TV, but that's hardly conclusive. Nailbunny joins him as he's climbing the stairs, floating beside him but not speaking. For once, Johnny feels… almost peaceful, or at least as near to it as he can get. Things are quiet, the wall is painted, there was a string of especially good infomercials on earlier. And he's pretty sure he has Crunchy Parts with Marshmallows, and milk that hasn't gone bad yet. It's a good night.He can only stand and stare for a moment when he opens the door to the fridge.There's food… in his refrigerator. More than just a half bag of chips or an unlabeled bottle. He finds himself with a knife in his hand, without any memory of grabbing it from somewhere. Why the fuck is there food in his fridge?"Glasses boy brought it," Eff answers, though Nny's relatively certain he didn't ask out loud. Not that he needs to. And not that it matters at the moment, because WHAT?"He WHAT? Edgar brought- this-" It's so unbelievably psychotic, he's almost finding it hard to be angry at all. There's too much utter disbelief in the way. Edgar brought food. For Nny's fridge. What? His grip tightens on the knife. This- Nny isn't sure what this is yet, exactly, but he's certain at least that whatever it is, it's too much."Hey," Nailbunny says, and it stops Nny for a moment because he doesn't elaborate. Hey what? Nailbunny isn't answering. Nny looks at the fridge again for himself, trying to see what Nailbunny saw. Bread, cheese, chips, milk, butter, unlabeled bottle- wait. Two-liter bottle. Two-liter bottle of Fiz-Wiz. Cherry Fiz-Wiz. Nny hadn't even known they MADE two-liter bottles of Cherry Fiz-Wiz. The knife is gone from his hand as quickly as it appeared; his hands are busy clutching the bottle. On the one hand, clearly that's it for Edgar, but on the other hand, Nny should at least wake him first to find out where the fuck this wonder of carbonated delight came from. Right after he drinks some.He wanders back to the living room, leaving the empty bottle on the kitchen counter. Edgar is still asleep on the sofa, and Johnny pauses mid-step, tilting his head to look at his potentially comatose bestest best friend. He can't tell if Edgar's breathing or not. It would really ruin things if, after all this, Edgar dies quietly in his sleep without ever even knowing. Nny edges closer, crouching to better peer at Edgar's face. He looks like he's breathing. Maybe Nny should check for a pulse.His fingers itch to touch nearly as much as his flesh crawls at the very idea. He brings his hand up anyway, just hovering, tracing the air over Edgar's throat. This close, he can hear him breathing, so that answers that. And this close, Nny finds, he can't resist, baser urges temporarily overriding the disgust of physical contact as he brushes one finger over Edgar's cheek. He jumps back immediately, the skin of his fingertip burning. Edgar shifts and murmurs in his sleep, stretches and opens his eyes. He freezes when he sees Nny- nearly on the other side of the room, now- surprise (and fear? wariness? confusion? something) crossing his face before he realizes and sits up. "Fuck, sorry. It's been a few days. Makes for shitty company- I was going to make grilled cheese and everything. Next time, I guess." He moves as he's talking, pushing himself off the couch and grabbing his bag from beside the TV. He shoots Nny a grin, looking pleased with himself. "You should check the fridge."Nny doesn't answer- still hasn't moved- but Edgar doesn't seem to mind. "I'll see you later," he says, and leaves. It takes a while after hearing the door close before Nny finally moves, back to the kitchen to get chips and back again to the sofa. He hesitates a moment, then sits. The cushions are still a bit warm; it's less repulsive than he'd expected. He switches on the TV and settles in.His fingertip still burns.---I came thisclose to having Edgar say "Nny" in his sleep there, but I'm pretty sure Johnny really wouldn't have been able to resist killing him at that point. probably with good reason. sorry for the occasional capslock abuse, they'd be italicized if I was posting this anywhere else.
>>12820Dude! This is awesome!
>>12820You should know that I spent a good ten minutes flailing around from just being flattered and excited before I could even read this. And then I managed to actually read it and I am even more flattered and excited than I was before. I think it is fucking brilliant. It is also very accurate to how Life 2 shit went down and maybe I am still too incoherent to properly praise this, but I loved it deeply and JEEZ, the thing with the burning, Iseewhatyoudidthere, yay. I have saved it to my computer and I want to share it with everyone. I would be really happy to archive this on my site, if you'll let me.Gah, love. And dammit, if I had not been so distracted by Vampire Edgar madness these last couple days, I'd have had something new drawn for this damn board already. (Though apparently my Voodoo thing made it anyway.) I'll get right on that.
>>12850thanks!>>12851i'm glad you enjoyed it! and that it wasn't soul-crushingly inaccurate. you can absolutely put it wherever you'd like. ...lemme know if you want me to namefag, i'll come up with something.i'd promised myself I wouldn't post until i had content to contribute so have some brief, combined delayed responses:>>12273>>12412>>12643I LOVE THESE.
I love this thread so much. Teenage antichrist ass y/y?
also, this.
>>12865and this thread loves you! and pepito's ass. and horns. and claws.>>12851>Vampire Edgarlyx you should not tease like that. now that i have investigated thoroughly: THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING. I love absolutely everything about this concept, holy shit, i will personally bribe you with whatever you deem necessary to do more of this forever and ever.i think what i love most is that vampire edgar has absolutely no fear of nny, and nny can't do a GODDAMN THING ABOUT IT. aaahahahahahaha HILARITY
>>12866This is so epic. Pepito/Squee is still my all-time favorite.
>>12871Vampire Edgar fic in the works, if you or anyone else is interested. Not sure yet how long it's going to be but it's definitely shaping up to be... something. Pic very related.
>>12879man i am so interested like I cannot even tell you. consider my bribe an open offer to whoever requires bribing, so long as we are supplied with vampire edgar in abundance.now I'm tempted to make my sim!Edgar a vampire for the lolz.
>>12871Ha ha, I hadn't meant to tease, my bad. This is certainly the last place I imagined I'd find him. I'm hoping later to turn him into a story written in little chunks with accompanying illustrations, because I'm a loser or something. I don't know which things you're going to bribe me for, but I take first born children in exchange for writing and any extra children for doodles. That said, I can offer some of the very un-edited snippets of Vampire Edgar that I had written while I was making this shit up.http://www.ladyyatexel.com/vampir.html>>12859Unless you want to be 'anon' on my website, namefagging would be niiiice.
>>12957OH SHIT NOW I LOVE THIS EVEN MORE>"Oh. Well, uh, nice to re-meet you, I guess. I’m, uh, still Edgar."my snickering is legendary. will work on popping out babies ASAP to bribe with.and as for namefagging, uh. i'm bad at that. let's go with.. Spook. someone already using that? yes, probably? well hopefully it won't get confusing.also although the song in no way inspired the story itself, the title did come off a song (in proper SWAN tradition). only relevant lyrics would be "A fine romance with no kisses, a fine romance my friend this is," which could get slapped on top of that sucker if it's going to be archived.shit guys i talk too much
>>12820Holy crap! Sorry for the belatedness, but I just read this and I'm thoroughly amazed by its awesomeness.And now I desperately want to read more. Is there more? Can there be more? (Please say there can be more *fingers crossed*)
>>13016wow, thanks! there's not more from me, i'm afraid, but i think some others had life 2 stuff over at the SWAN/ISH page: http://www.ladyyatexel.com/swanish.php i might do more if the fic bugs bite, but i'll probably be aiming for life 3 next time, since.. they are far more likely to get naked.i'm glad you enjoyed it, though! maybe i'll write more and just make it an AU of an AU if i want to sneak in some naked time... but then it might end in bloodshed. decisions decisions.
>>13026I will be totally on board with whatever you decide to write. And hey, it wouldn't be JtHM without at least a bit of bloodshed.
>>13030haha, I was going to be like "regular SWANverse lacks bloodshed!" but then i remembered the shoulder scratching incident so. fair enough!i've got vague ideas for life 2 and life 3 ficlets, as well as a few half-assed doodles. mostly also from SWAN. I WAS REALLY INSPIRED OKAY you guys don't even understand i was up until dawn like 3 days in a row reading the entire thing and then rereading bits and. ...so anyway hopefully i'll have more to contribute soon though i make no promises on quality.
>>13046Dude, I will trade you Vampire Edgar stuff for this stuff. For serious. Hell, I'd give you all the weird extra-SWAN stuff too.
>>13050...!!!wellguess i didn't need sleep tonight, either.drawfaggotry will probably be next from me, i think all my current fic ideas are of the time-consuming sort. watch this space, kids. i'll be resisting posting again until content can be given.
roach drew this for me, and I colored it all for me and you and great justice! Also, I am getting on a plane and flying into the woods where electronics dare not go tomorrow morning, oh bribing anon, so I do hope I am either able to steal away to an e-cafe or that this thread does not vanish before I return.
Here is this thing to make up for all that Vampire Edgar or something. (...or to add to it? I have no idea what universe this could be. Or maybe I do and I'm not telling. Either way.) Maybe I'll color it later or something.
i-is there any nny/squee around?
>>13230yes there is but i couldn't tell you where to find it
I go away for a week and all this amazing stuff pops up. i love this thread and everyone who has contributed. >>12957 this pic has made me laugh so hard. i feel like there could be an excellent twilight parody with sparkly vampire Edgar and twitchy bella-nny.Nny: why does everybody in this town seem to love me?Random townsperson jimmy: I love you, go out with me!Edgar, skulking behind a corner, "*mutter* must make nny happy, must make nny happy"Suddenly the sun comes out vampireEdgar *SPARKELS* and everyone is blinded by the gay.Also on an less related note Lady Yate-xel, I've been reading SWAN and I love it. I've been taking it slow because I don't want it to be over.
>>13058I still lack any actual writing to share on the Vampire front (or on any others, actually), but I have some stuff I did while in the woods that is closely enough related to bribing that I am posting it anyway.