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10909 No.10909
Oh god I am writing Penny Arcade Adventures porn.
Post it y/n
(we had a thread before /coq/ existed but I'm pretty sure it's still in the archives somewhere)

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No.10919
yyyyyyyyyyyyy

No.10920
Hell, I'll read it.

No.10926
Sure, i'd read it. Also... is there PA slash fanart out there? My conscience hurts but I must know.

No.10934
YYYYYYY

>>10926
Like, four pieces.

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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>10926

I've got this one. And... I think I remember one of them in bed, Gabe looking smug, and Tycho looking shell-shocked, with some used-looking toys. Sound familiar to anyone else?

No.10957
>>10956
Yeah, it had to be the same source as what you have because the art looks similar. There was also one with all three of them on a bed. I'd offer it up but my porn folder got wiped out last month and I'm still trying to re-find everything.

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There are better things I could be doing than searching for Penny Arcade porn. Why am I not doing any of them.

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>>10956

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No.10991
>>10974
UNF.
>There are better things I could be doing than searching for Penny Arcade porn.
No there aren't. <3

No.10993
>Penny Arcade Adventures
HHHNNNNNGGGGGGG VICTORIAN GENTS BUMMING I LOVE YOU

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>>10956

Here, have the full view.

No.11024
Anyone have that xkcd comic that leads into a seductive narrative about PA?
>>10993
1922 =/= victorian

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>>11024

There you go.

No.11040
OP, please post it. Just... just do it.

Everyone who posted visual aids, I sort of love you a little bit.

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>>11040
I'm so sorry, anon D: Real life has been working me way too hard. I'm working on it now.
To be honest I didn't expect much of a reception, but... Heh, you guys are awesome.

Everyone that hasn't played the game should because they're really fun.

No.11049
>To be honest I didn't expect much of a reception, but... Heh, you guys are awesome.

C'mon, man. Anonymous always delivers.

No.11122
Why is this so hot?!

No.11949
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11949
I'M DONE I'M DONE

do you guys want the abridged version (just porn) or the actual Authors Preferred Text (some pretext before the porn)?
((Art is from Liquidsilk on deviantart.))

No.11966
>>11949
Are you fucking kidding? We get to chose? I'll have some plot with my porn, thank you, ma'am :3

No.11967
>>11949

Whichever version's longer. (ha)

No.11968
>>11949
Plot, please!

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>>11949
JUST POST SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE BEFORE I COME THROUGH THE INTERNET TUBES AND STRANGLE IT OUT OF YOU

No.11994
>>11949
I spent two hours fixing your atrocious grammar, now hurry up and get it on here!

No.12002
Plot, please!

No.12013
>>11949

Why isn't that fic up yet? ;-;

No.12015
>>12013
Good question.

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>>10977
>filename
L SHIFT-O TO THE QUOTE AND THEN DOLLA! IF YOU KNOW THE DIR OF THE NERDCORE RHYME, YOU HOLLA!

...Nerd ho!
>>11122
Because it's forbidden, duh. I do actually have some regular PA stuff rotting somewhere on a USB stick, but... I just felt /bad/. I'm quite glad they made another set of alter egos in another universe I could masturbate to shamelessly.
>>12013
Because I am a lazy so-and-so, and only came back to check this thread this morning. It's been proofread now, at least.
>>everyone else
I SORRY I SORRY, I WRITE FASTER NEXT TIME

...Cor blimey, I have taken my sweet time with this, huh. After all the build up this is probably gonna be terrible but whatever.

I GOT TO USE "KNICKERBOCKERS" IN EROTICA OH BOY
~
It was the third night of my employment at the Startling Developments Agency. My employer, one Tycho E-ras-mus Brahe was a grandiloquent lush. There was something undeniably awesome about being a 'paranormal circumstances investigator', but getting paid to stride around looking frightening and poking my wonky nose into things I shouldn't seemed a little too good to be true.

We were shipped out to a bizarre exorcism mission in Chester. I wasn't too sure how to tell the sweet little old lady that no amount of her savings made either of us priests, so I skillfully let Tycho lie about it. He solemnly patrolled her church speaking a language I'm fairly sure he was making up as he went along, drawing runes in chalk, burning the pages of a blank book, and nodding purposefully and considerately. I strode behind him, hands deep in my pockets, face contorted into what I hope came across as deep concern, trying to bite back laughter.

He fell asleep on my shoulder on the carriage back, so I pried the (Russian??) novel from his left arm and marked his page with a crumpled gum wrapper. His hand fell on my thigh. I watched his fist clench and relax spasmodically. After an hour of getting a stiff neck, I shrugged him off to stretch. He curled up in my lap, snoring through his nose. I let him, and helped myself to his tobacco.

About twenty minutes later, he began twitching as if electrocuted, muttering staccato in some freakish language (Dutch? Or did he say he was Swiss?). I tried to ignore him, and prayed nobody else in the carriage had noticed. Several minutes later, I blew smoke into his face. He shook like I'd doused him with freezing water, and his eyes snapped open.

Silently, we stared each other out.

There was something unusual, incomprehensible in his gaze.

That evening we didn't really talk.
The same the next night, he was silent and awkward, as if I knew all of his secrets. It was unsettling, to say the least. The most verbose character I had come across in years had been completely silenced, by... What, exactly? It kept me fully conscious, fueled by my own frustrations.

The couch I lay upon was heated and prickly, still warmed enough by the evening sun to be uncomfortable.

I swore.

I thrashed about.

I lay awake, sticking to the couch.

After an hour of humidity and mild fury, I decided on the floor in Tycho's quarters, as there was no floor left in the office to walk across, let alone sleep on.

It was a nightmare of papers, bottles, cigarette ends, open books, and broken pencils. I'm fairly sure I saw a mouse, possibly after fruitcake crumbs. I'm unsure of the quantity of Panettone required to kill a man, but I'm fairly sure Tycho will know soon enough.

I drifted off into a restless sleep.

I was plagued by bizarre dreams of a questionable nature.

On the carriage back from another painfully regular assignment, while I was resting my eyes, I'm pretty sure Tycho was feeling me up. His trigger finger was flicking at the edge of the tear on my jacket, (this was normal, mind you, he often begged me to pay my wage in 'acceptable clothing', as he reckoned lugging me about made him tatty and undesirable by affiliation) and there was a featherlight pressure gliding along the outside of my leg. It stopped at my knee, and retreated quickly. This happened three times.

I managed to fall asleep on the couch that night, to be haunted by even more bizarre dreams, worryingly more questionable in nature.

For some ungodly reason I woke up in his quarters, and didn't remember moving in the night. Even more worrying was that not only was Tycho awake before me, he appeared to have left me there.

I took the bed in his absence, sleeping through sunrise and well into the afternoon.

There were bizarre metal creatures manifesting somewhere out of town, Tycho informed me over lunch, his eyes the widest they had been in weeks, his posture and tone lifted with what I could only describe as psychotic glee.

"They are uniform, all artificial, all man made, but... Everyone is sentient."

I feigned interest in his psychobabble for a while, let him run away to catch little tin men for the rest of the day while I dozed in the sun and listened to the wireless.

That evening, things seemed different. He was behaving bizarrely in the pub, keeping his head down and not picking any fights he'd need me to win for him. It was boring. I think he was sober, completely sober, the first time since I'd met him. He fucking sucked at darts all of a sudden. Instead of me chucking the chalk to him like normal, he took it from me directly, dragging his fingers across my palm before sidling off to the board.

So on re-entering the Startling Developments Agency's Main Office (bitch), I was restless and twitchy. He was pensive and that strange concentrated kind of quiet he only ever got when he was reading.

I knocked a beat into my punching bag, while he examined the newspaper.

He actually said 'goodnight, Johnathan' and retreated to bed with a heavy tome propped open against his left forearm. I wasn't sure when he'd remembered that I had a forename. It was peculiar and intimate and uncomfortable.
I sat and thought. I poured myself a large whisky, and rolled myself a cigarette with the stuff in the compartment in the desk I'm not supposed to know about. It smelt like the upper class and rotting.

Afterwards, I removed my tie, my shoes, over-shirt and braces, and walked into Tycho's room. I was going to give him such a piece of my mind he'd-

He was asleep.

That son of a bitch, I'd murder him.

Sound asleep, curled up on his side like a baby. Wearily, I lay down behind him and rolled onto my side as well. Back against his, I shut my eyes tight and waited for unconsciousness to envelop me.

I wasn't sure if I was awake or not, or if I'd even fallen asleep, but someone was jiggling me by the shoulder irritatingly. I swallowed thickly and peeked out of one eye carefully. Tycho's silhouette was shuddering.

I jolted upright. "You okay, man?"

"I feel dreadful," he accentuated delicately, shaking his head slightly.

"Are you gonna blow chunks, or what?"

His face shriveled in disgust. "Oh mercy, no. I simply must have something to drink. Right now."

I rolled my eyes, but went to the cabinet anyway. He grabbed the brandy from my hands greedily, and drank from the neck of the bottle like a child.

I considered going back to sleep. It was only when I noticed him watching me as he lit a cigarette, something internal and visceral snapped. A decision of sorts was made. I deposited my smoke in a nearby ashtray, I shoved him to the mattress. His wealthy bleat of shock was cut short when I pinned his squirming legs with my knee. It was laughably easy.

"Hiya. Why do you keep touching me?" I hissed. His expression was the flame atop a candle, flickering and unsure.

He froze, and slowly adjusted into a frown of mild indifference. "You talk in your sleep."

I blinked. Rather than shatter my tough-guy reputation with a sheepish grin, I grasped him by the chin roughly and kissed him.

He was a lot more receptive than I had anticipated. I expected it to be like licking an ashtray, but his mouth was warm and wet and secret and that easily made up for the smoky taste. Nor was he as prudish and proper as I'd imagined. I was pleasantly surprised by his fingers twining in my hair, other hand stroking across my shoulder blades. His mouth pressed against mine with a desperate kind of urgency, which I savoured deeply.

Undressing was frustrating. I didn't care how much his shirt cost, I wanted that barrier between me and his skin gone. I cracked my knuckles and set to the task at hand. He dared grumble about me breaking a button off, and in retort I caught his lower lip between my teeth and pulled hard.

I was planning to take my time, happy to graze his nipples with my teeth slowly, listening to some of the poshest moans I have ever heard. But Tycho pressed his knee just so, grinding my erection against my stomach. I growled against his skin, raking bitten nails against slick skin. Rather than get his shirt /off/, it was pushed off his shoulders and rumpled shamelessly beneath him. His hands retreated from my back to unfasten his knickerbockers hastily, and I obliged by stroking his growing need roughly with the heel of my hand.

I continued my attentions one handed, drinking in the sound of his deliciously ragged exhalations. It was only when he expectorated into his own hand I paused momentarily to reconsider the situation.

"How far were you thinking of taking this, exactly?" I managed to ask, around the heated kisses being distributed across my jawline. He shrugged, muttered something nondescript, and pushed my trousers past my hips. I decided that he probably had a much clearer grasp on current events than I did, and ground greedily into his slick palm. His other hand had disappeared behind his back (and to be perfectly honest I was expecting it to re-emerge grasping an enchanted dagger). Our lips met again, slapdash and clumsy and overeager. I released my grip on his erection to pull his thighs over my hips, sitting him on my lap.

He was still wearing his socks. Something about the argyle print and garters seemed horribly inappropriate. They belonged to my eccentric boss, not the young man with his fingers twined around my dick. I watched his hand move behind him, and decided that he probably wasn't planning on assassinating me tonight. He paused, shivered at my nails along his spine, and held his right hand palm up before me.

"Spit."

I obeyed. He wet my dog while taking another slug from the brandy bottle. Tycho let me have some from his mouth, politely if begrudgingly. He met my eyes.

"Must you /stare/ at me like that?" he spat with distaste, lowering himself into place a little shakily. I blew smoke into his face, grinning.

"Sorry, toots." His hips were bony and pronounced and perfectly sized for me to grip. This made it easier to bounce him on my lap. Working together, we developed a haphazard rhythm. Tycho's eyes fluttered closed and his frame was racked with airy shivers, confirming I was hitting my target. I offered him some of my cigarette, and he pressed his mouth against my fingers to take a deep drag. He exhaled slowly and shakily, wincing.

Despite this, I continued deepening my lunges, rather enjoying watching my boss's face redden with what I assumed was arousal. His brow was furrowed as though incredibly worried, his mouth hanging open. Tycho's breathing was heavy, quick and warm as I pounded a steady crescendo into his backside. He leant his forehead against my shoulder and outright panted.

I smoked around him, slowing to what felt like a leisurely pace as I felt my own orgasm approaching. I thought about my mother, long division, seagulls, anything to hold it off long enough. It was tough, especially with his insides grasping me so very tightly. I wondered momentarily what was on Tycho's mind, but I gleaned from his erratic movements there were more significant matters at hand.

Then, teeth. A vicious bite was administered to my collarbone as he whimpered and shivered. He shouted, just once. My shirt was damp. Fucking gross.

...PUSSY ENDING~

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Oh and by the by, this is Tycho's orgasm face :3 Art by liquidsilk, again.

No.12024
>>12022
>TWOSING A FAG DURING SEX
I LOVE YOU
>NO GABRIEL ORGASM
I HATE YOU

No.12027
>>12022

<3

No.12028
>>12022
motherfuck I wasn't expecting this to be any good...
the art helps.

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No.12052
>>12022
Tweek baby, I'll be totally straight with you.
I read your fic, and pretty much instantly grabbed the demo for Rain-Slick Precipice off XBLA.

Is this game worth my cash?

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>>12022

If I didn't have an exam coming up on Friday, I would be able to finish this earlier, but I guess I will have to wait until sometime next week.

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>>12058
I'm sure I mentioned this last thread, but... I love you.
>>12052
Yes. I think you can get them cheaper if you buy them both at once.

More art is good, right..? Even if this one does make my head hurt.

No.12439
>>12080
Yeesh, that art.

Also bump. I adore this thread.

No.12466
>>12439
What scares me is that they kinda look like me and my brother there... Down to the GO AWAY I AM GAMING face.

Uhh, would porn of Gabe strapped to the torture rack in the mental asylum be any good? It'd be lovely if we had some more OC up and about.

No.12472
>>12466
It's just too kawaii animu for my tastes.

>Uhh, would porn of Gabe strapped to the torture rack in the mental asylum be any good?
WHY IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION.

No.12629
>Uhh, would porn of Gabe strapped to the torture rack in the mental asylum be any good?

DO WANT.

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FFFFFF I left the braces on.

Hope you like it. You're getting it earlier than y!G, too. :U

No.12686
>>12684

Holy shit, I came like you wouldn't believe.

No.12687
>>12684
YOU FUCKING LEGEND! Desktop'd.

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>>12022
>garters

Fuck, I knew I should've looked that up.

No.12690
>>12689
EVEN BETTER <3

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>>12022>>12689
As lovely as these are, SMOKING IN BED?!

No.12692
>>12689

You are awesome!

No.12701
>>12689
This is so fucking amazing.

No.12789
Bumping a glorious thread.

No.13082
WRITEFAG GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE RIGHT NOW

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/r/ the short fic based on the manwich strip

surely someone must have this

No.13519
Nope, not letting this past page 3

No.13713
https://plus4chan.org/boards/pco/arch/res/23368.html
Here's the old thread, there are a few bits in there that have't been reposted.

No.13924
>>13231

if no-one has it then can a writefag just make another?

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WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN POSTED YET?

No.14910
Bravo to whoever got them to show some Gabe/Tycho pornart on the monitors at PAX this weekend.

No.14911
>>14910
wait
what?
What happened at PAX?

No.14914
>>13951
PFFFT HAHAHAHAHA
>>14910
Elaborate please.

No.14947
I wasn't at the first Q&A, but from what I gleaned, someone asked them about the slashy fanarts. During the second one, someone brought up an example of X-rated fanart, and they SHOWED IT ON THE MAIN SCREEN. Only for like a second (and sadly it was out of focus), but still. Mike prefaced it with "Are there any kids here? Don't look at this." And then complimented the artist on their penis rendering skills.

(Oh, and Gabe/Mike buried his nose in some guy's neck- because he apparently smelled AMAAAAAZING. Then Guy Who Smells Awesome gave Mike his [or his soap-ist's] card and he kept huffing it throughout the rest of the panel.)

No.14975
>>14947
Nice they have a sense of humor about it.

No.15196
Nnnnnggggg god this whole thread makes for quite a pleasant evening. thank you for improving my favourite webcomic!!

No.15198
>>14947

Ah, gotta love them.

No.17964
BUMP

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No.17976
>>17965
bahahahahhaabaafdsf dsajseeee esnort

No.18054
>>17965
They could have tried a little harder to actually make that look like Mike.

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No.25965
>>25935

The fact Charles isn't even in the Mac related comics anymore makes me so sad.

No.25976
>>25965
I am glad I am not the only gay-lusting PA fan to think sadly of Charles ):

No.26040
I miss Charles. He was eye-candy. And an asshole.

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I... I think I actually kinda like this. D: Give me a couple of days and I will draw something.

I miss Charles too, though. :(

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Did I say days? I meant months!

No.34486
>>34480

oh god, nice one. i'm now fapping like a retarded monkey in heat

No.34621
bump

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No.34730
>>34720
Anybody have the sauce on this? Because I think I recognize the art...

No.34731
>>34730
Sauce is Penny Arcade.

No.34732
>>34730

It's today's guest comic: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/4/5/

No.34733
>>34730
It's Kate Beaton's guest strip for Penny Arcade. You know, the lady who does Hark! A Vagrant.

No.34753
>>34732
FFFFF I LOVE KATE BEATON AND I LOVE THIS.

No.34758
>>34720
god i love her.
haha, and i so want that tasteful photo

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No.40655
.

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HERE'S SOME ART.

NOW SOMEONE TELL ME HOW CAN THIS THREAD BE DEAD???

No.44375
>>44300
IT'S A CRUEL WORLD, ISN'T IT
WE CAN'T ALL BE HANNA
Eh, it's a slow board.
Nice colours, broseph <3

No.44421
>>44375

CURSES *shakes fist*

oh hey thanks o:

No.46936
Bump for more Kura

No.46980
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You wanna know what I want?

No.47012
>>46980

Pretty sure nobody wants scat here. Don't even think it's allowed.

No.47031
>>47012
don't look now but jokes isn't allowed either.

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Was anyone but me happy to see Charles again?

No.47054
this thread is nearly a year old ;_;

No.56794
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so...

No.56799
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56799
actually, this too

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http://www.penny-arcade.com/2004/8/6/

>In addition to the other things I have mentioned - and the things I will mention - PAX will also have large banners emblazoned with characters from the comic. Of course, there are versions which are particular to each room, as well - but there are also ones with Twisp and Catsby, Div and the Fruit Fucker, etc. There's one of the Cardboard Tube Samurai. And there's one of Gabe, tugging earnestly on Tycho's penis, as a robin would an earthworm. Observe:



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