ill just repost this here..okay wait so i've got an awesome idea for an rpgCREATE-A-CHARACTER for yourselfPEPPY GIRL with big tits and healing powers and has the odd ability to be invincible except in cutscenesBIG BULKY ANGRY GUY who only screams and barksOLD WISE DRUNK AZN who is mysterious i guessOKAY SO THE STORYYOU ARE CHILLANand then the bad guy who is a robot or something steals your dog and you're like "hey fuck you man"instant boss battleYOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOSE but if you win, he gives you your dog back for a stat bonus or something and flies offanyway so he sets your village on fire or whatever, so you and your gypsy family run to the nearest town and become hobos. you go to an inn and you find PEPPY GURL and you are like "hey lets go fight crime""OKAY"and so you run to the next town and fight 20s mafia types in black and white and stuff. and there you find BIG BULKY GUY"please dont kill me""AHDHFALASFJLFSLFokay"and he joins your partyyou go back to town and get your gypsy family a shelter to live in and you are like "what now" and the BAD GUY comes back."THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE FIGHT"but DRUNK AZN falls on him and breaks everything and you are like "hey thanks""have you got any sake""yes"DRUNK AZN JOINED THE PARTYbad guy escapes.you go to next town, which is america, and you attack NATIVE INDIANS, WALL STREET CATS and UNCLE SAMthe final boss is a hivemind of every president, including 2012 favourite, the A N T I C H R I S Tyou gain some xp and cash from wall street, go back, get your gypsy family some nicer digs. conversations with party members! get to know them a little more since you've been hanging out, i guess.
next area is FORBIDDEN FOREST RUIN thing where you fight animals and na'vi and stuffthe final boss is a boulder that you have to punch into lavayou gain diamonds.go home, get awesome digs, bad guy returns with giant robot. 3 form boss with more crazy attachments everytime you knock him down a pegyou give your adorable grandmother some robotic legs with the scrap metal. everyone else in your new hometown is immediately helped by awesome robotics because of the scrap metal from the fight everywherealso your grandmother becomes a summonnext level is AUSTRALIA. you fight EVERYTHINGthere are also sudden zombies for no reason, and in bad taste, the final boss is ROBO-STEVE IRWIN. after the robosteve battle, you have to fight robo-mad max and then BAD GUY comes back with a robot kangarooyou win the fight by summoning crocodile dundee THATS NOT A KNIFEyou gain a mallet made of australianness with high damage and poison attributes and stuff, mad max's car and a big knife i guessalso crocodile dundee becomes a regular summonyou go home, high fives all around, maybe a whorehouse, i dont knowunfortunately, the old people are disgruntled with technology, so the next level is THE NURSING HOMEthere is propoganda everywhere with BAD GUY's face on it. all the old people use mechs to battle you, but smallsized power rangers onesafter you demolish the old peoples home rita repulsa is like MAKE MY PARENTS GROWand they do, and its a giant mech fightyou win by summoning a young toy manufacturor who gives them some warm milk and they go to bed in the ruins of the nursing home. the toyman has attacks that include giant toy trains from hell and shiny objects that make enemies miss.
go home, everyone is happySUDDENLY BAD GUY appears and is like ULTIMATIM TIMEHE DESTROYS EVERYTHING WITH A ONE-TWO PUNCH! suddenly, hometown is a POLICE STATE. you have to blow a hole in the ground with DY-NO-MITE, and escape through the sewers. you find yourself in FUTURE ZONE (the final area) you battle robots, the japanese, and young hipsters with iKillyou. the final boss is THE CITY ITSELFPUNCH THAT REACTOREVERYTHING EXPLODESyou are flung into SPACE you land on a SPACE STATIONBAD GUY gets mad and you have to avoid his meddling and self-destruction of the space station to get to the control center where he's fussing away with controls and then you hug him with the power of love and he explodes because he is a robot and cannot feel love.you jump out of the space station, reenter the atmosphere, and land in the prison state and a cowboy has rounded up everyone, hogtied the cops and stuff. he's riding a robot unicorn or something and flies awaysecret bosses include ALCOHOL, THE ECONOMY and GOD.
I don't even have a proper reaction image for all this.But glorious, none the less.
I... this game...I need this game ;A;
tl;dr whats the point of this thread
>>94244i don't know, making this game happen?
I will never play this game :_:
oh my god this game is so awesome I don't think it can get any awesom->the final boss is THE CITY ITSELF ohjesuschrist
GUYS. GUYS.GUYS.We can make this happen. I have RPG Maker 2000. Anything is possible.We're kinda fucked for the soundtrack, though.
>>94323Take Mass Effects. It'll work.