Would you hit it, /cog/?Bayonetta general thread. Any news on a sequel?
Everybody knows it's a trapfuck off
DURRHURRHURRIT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE ADMITTED HE'S A GUY TO THE MEDIA
Yes, because I am a bisexual and it doesn't really make any difference to me.
No because he's fuck ugly.Also: I finally got Bayonetta and FFFFFFFFFFFFFTHIS GAME. i love it but it makes me want to kill myself sometimes christ.
>>92049It's okay Nurse, after a few hours of brutal, horrible beatings, the pain will lessen.Not because the beatings get less brutal or anything, you'll just get used to them. Or actually improve, one or the other.
>>92050I'm so sick of this game kicking my ass, dude... I know I'm good at video games, I just know it, but oh my god this game... (But motherfuck, it's fun anyways, even while I get the crap kicked out of me. TWO boss character-things were on the screen at once and I just sat there and went "AHAHAHAHA OH WOW.")
>>92052You think Grace and Glorious are tough? Wait until you get to Gracious and Glorious, their golden cousins.
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I honestly don't care about the penis at this point. He's cute and I'd hit it.Shame most crossdressers are straight. What's up with that?
>>92056Sometimes a man just wants to feel pretty.Or his female friends want him to look pretty.In the case of cosplaying, I find it's actually more often the latter.
>>92052Bayonetta Positive aspects:-Combat-Atmosphere-Monster and setting desighnsNegatives:-THE FUCKING QTE's. Seriously. These are some of the most shoddily places and poorly implemented Quick Time Events ever. They come right the fuck out of nowhere and they fucking kill you instantly if you don't press the right button. I have no problem with it in a boss fight but not in the middle of some random fucking cut-scene. To make things worse it insta-kills you when you fuck up and just brings down your score. You literally have to play levels over again twice to know just when to not-die due to some arbitrary quick time event!- In a similar vein. Having attacks automatically thrown at you after a cut scene. Not so bad as you can kinda see them coming but still. Annoying.
>>92060Since you don't list the story under negatives, I can only assume you placed it under "pits to the great dark beyond."
>>92061It's not a game you play for story, really, so it's not quite a negative.>>92054FFFFFFFFUCK THOSE GUYS
>>92062Just because you don't play it for that doesn't make it not awful.
>>92063>>92061Eh, I'm okay with the story being shit. It's not like there's ever been a decent story for Beat 'em Ups. As long as the story doesn't get so bad that you just don't want to play anymore, ala God of War, then it's all good.
>>92065If you can't take God of War, you are in for a rough ride with Bayonetta.Game itself is kickass though.
>>92067Sega does not fuck around with their difficulty curves.
>>92067I liked the bayonetta story mode, sure it didn't make sense, but it was over the top and hilarious.
Something about Bayonetta was disappointing to me but I can't put my finger down on what.
>>92061People have already said so but the only real drawback to Bayonetta's story is the confusing as fuck backstory. Aside from that it's fairly straightforward and isn't nearly as bad as some other vidya have been.