>people being so bad at Odin Sphere that they need to equip an Ancient Crystal

>>90707
THE FUCKING CAULDRON

>>Realize my Drow will be a level 21 caster at level 11.

>HAVE AN ENTIRE DAY FOR JUST VIDEO GAMES
>TIME TO PLAY SOME FUCKING PERSONA AND ENJOY MY NEW GAME +

>moving out
>search through old Magic cards to see which ones to take with me, some of them I haven't given a second look ever since I was 12 or so
>find two near-mint Sea Drakes

>Shitty Galaga mini-games in Jade Empire

>>Civilization V less than a month away

>>Civilization V still WEEKS away

>Dragon Age Darkspawn Chronicles
>Brutally murder all the main characters

>Find out that teleport takes you back to a pokemon center
>Don't remember this from when I was little
>FUCK YEAH

>>90823

Yeah, that's been there the whole time. Can't believe you never tried to teleport outside of battle until now.

>I still can't get textures on Shepard's beanie when hacking the save file.

>but on the other hand, I've convinced my husband to name our future firstborn daughter Gwendolyn. As in Odin Sphere Gwendolyn. FUCK YEAH

>Don Carmody and Roger Avary still trying to make a sequel to the painfully mediocre Silent Hill movie
http://www.neoseeker.com/news/14603-silent-hill-2-film-staying-within-the-otherworld/
>"...it's possible the Silent Hill 2 film adaption may never see the light of day."

PRAISE BE TO THE HOLY MOTHER

>>90829
>>90849

>Phantasy Star Portable 2 demo
>holy fuck, you can dodge now

>Play Oblivion
>Realize Fortify Speed potions don't do much
>Wonder what a Fortify Speed spell would do to your horse.
>Try it
>GOODBYE FOLKS, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WOOOOOORKS

>Almost done replaying vanilla Morrowind
>MODS!

>Minecraft
>Third night spent holed up in a tiny hole
>terrified of creeps, even though I have yet to see one
>go to options to check out something unrelated
>I've been playing on 'Peaceful' the whole time

>>91306
>Morrowind Mods

Oh god. The real reason I'm replaying Oblivion is because I didn't try most of their DLC the first time around, much less the BUTTLOAD of mods that have been made. But Oblivion? It ain't got SHIT ON MORROWIND'S MOD COUNT.

Theres SO. MANY. MORROWIND. MODS. I don't think I can ever try that. Its too much.

>Chrono Cross

>>91576
It did turn out pretty good. If only for the best videogame soundtrack ever made.

>>91577
A soundtrack alone does not make a good game.

>Disgaea Infinite

>>91576
I read that in Keanu Reeves's voice.

>>91584
It's completely bonkers, but I enjoy it. It's better than 3 and Makai Kingdom at least.

>Murder the same cloaked spy ten times, unintentionally.
>Spy accusations of hacking.
>switch to demoman
>line floor with explosives
>try to blow up a scout in the intel room.
>Still kill that same fucking spy.

Gosh, buddy. This is NOT your day for stealth, huh?

"Watch as I get all 7s."

Roll(8d10)+0:
7,7,1,1,4,4,7,10,+0
Total:41

7,+0
Total:7

>Kosh spends a willpower point to get a +3d10 bonus to his roll.
>Gets almost all 7s

>Arcueid announced as a boss in Fate/Extra
>still no word on a US release

>>91820
AND SATSUNJINKI. AND RYOGI.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, THE FINAL BOSS IS BUDDHA AND RED SABER IS EMPEROR FUCKING NERO.

WHY WON'T THEY LET US GIVE THEM OUR MONEY?

>>Dragon Quest IX
>>depressing shit keeps happening everywhere I go
>>it's like playing Dragon Quest VII all over again

>>91895
>Dragon Quest IX
>Depressing shit keeps happening everywhere I go
>Your fairy can't read the mood
>"HEY FORGET ABOUT HIM LETS GO C'MON YOU TAKE FOREVER"

THE DUDE JUST DIED, GIVE ME A MINUTE TO GRIEVE, I MEAN FUCK DAMN, WOMAN!

>mafia 2 ending
Joe will fight them off wont he?...... Come on Joe you're awesome you can fight them off........

>>91979
Mafia II ending in general
>they take joe
what the fuck!
>"Joe wasn't part of the deal"
Deal fuckin schmeal i want to kill you now you old bastard
>end credits
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Missed "my face" thread
>Have a Dark Heresey character made Badd that I've been playing for nearly a year
>Other player named Tyrell
>There's a Phoenix Wright character named Tyrell Badd whose personality is a combination of our two characters
>Learned of him today

>Hammerhead's ending in Twisted Metal 2

>>92080
>MFW the GM Told me about it.

>mount and blade
>82 looters against me
>win

>DR2: Case Zero
>Making weapons at the gas station
It's not that useful, but the fucking drill bucket is awesome
I forgot how much I enjoyed just shitting around in the first game.

>Limbo

>>92166

shotgun pitchfork was here, every other weapon is small time.

>>92170
Paddle-chainsaw would kindly like for you to fuck RIGHT off

>>92170
Yeah, need to find me a boom stick, because Jeb's a pain in the ass.
>>92182
Hahahaha, that's one I still need to make.

>>92183

theres a shotgun in the top floor of the sherrif station, and there are two in the hunting shop, but to unlock it you need to go through the top.

>>92182
what was that? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over my SHOTGUN ATTACHED TO A PITCHFORK.

>>92166
>>92170
>>92182
>>92183
>>92184
>No idea what's going on
>Look it up
>WHAT IT'S AVAILABLE NOW?
>360 EXCLUSIVE

>>92184
Well, looks like someone's in the mood for an ass-forking.

>Megaman Zero Collection on the DS

FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST MEGAMAN SERIES.

X would be better if it had a proper goddamn ending.

>>Find new Professor Layton Game trailer while randomly browsing gametrailers.com
>>Check release date
>>September 12th

>>92199

X5 WAS the ending for the series, with X staying to fight and Zero encapsulating himself. Keiji Inafune even left the series to make the Zero series after that. Capcom decided to give us X6 - 8 and let us suffer through fucking AXL God damn it he's the Scrappy Doo of Mega Man!

>>92246
Axl was in two games, and he wasn't bad in either of them!

>Dead Space
>playing Dead Space on a rainy night

>>Dragon Age Origins: Witch Hunter's ending

>Build new PC gaming rig, never had a gaming PC before
>Get Mass Effect 2
>Marvel at all the pretty graphics
>Almost die in the tutorial mission because I know shit about keyboard controls

>Recruiting Monochromon in Digimon World

>>92404
Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Then your life will be so much better.

>Playing Starcraft 2 with Buddha Bar music in the background
>Winning
>Never played so well

I think it's the music helping keep cool.

>>92246

The good thing about X8 was you could go the entire game without using Axl.

>>92335

No, he was pretty awful in both.

>Watching people play Conker's Bad Fur Day on youtube
>They always go for the dual SMG's in Total War.
>The Assault Rifle is right next to them.

SMG's only take away one bit of health for every hit. The AR takes away 3. And it fires as fast as you can pull the trigger

>>92456

oh god nostalgia brick right to the face.

i always went for the katana or magnum, if i could find it the chainsaw was badass too.

>>92457
>Grab Katana
>Jump out of top floor of base and take zero fall damage
>Get head-shotted because the AI are set to Einstein

  >>92457
We always had no magnum rules. Katana dueling was fun.

>>92459
God yes, but admittedly Heist was my favorite.

>Bash someone with bat, take money
GIMME DA MONEY Y'COCKSUCKER!
>Hit someone in the head with throwing knife
Cut you up good, cocksucker!
>Pick up bazooka
Biiiiig motherfucker!
>Going apeshit with Tommy gun
MMUUUUUUUTTTTHHHERRFRFUUUUUCCCCKKKEEERRR!!

  >Debating whether to buy Batman: the Brave and the Bold on Wii or DS

>>92482
Would you rather wiggle your arms on a large screen or just wiggle your thumbs on a small screen?
What are the chances of someone playing with you?
And most importantly what characters do you want to play with?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_The_Brave_and_the_Bold_%E2%80%93_The_Videogame#Playable_characters

>>92486
>Wii version
>Guy Gardner

Alright, I think I've made up my mind.

>>92487
Yeah, that's exactly what made up my mind too.

>>92486

>Wii version
>Guy and Jaime

>DS version
>Aquaman and Plas

I... I can't decide.

>>92490
Doesn't the DS version have Jaime too?

Or is that referring to Ted?

>>92492
Both have Batman and Jaime.
Wii has Guy, Hawkman, Robin and Batmite if you have a DS hook up.
DS has Aquaman, Green Arrow, Plas and Red Tornado.
I don't have a Wii so luckily I already know which one I'm going to get.

>the precursors
>on that planet with these tiger aliens that ambush you and do amazing damage
>going anywhere

>Hotel Dusk
>My face when Christmas Party

>Playing some Wolf Team
>People start arguing about politics

My biggest pet peeve about online play, period.

>Playing a Harvest Moon game for the first time in a while, remembering very little of the mechanics
>Spend half my money on seeds and fill up my field
>Wake up the next morning
>"It's the last day of the month. All your crops will die tomorrow!"

>>92507
That's why you always have cheats or seperate saves at the ready. For that matter what the hell is wrong with grand bazaar. Why can't I save without going to sleep and starting the next day?

>>92529
That's what I'm playing. I don't know why they took that out but it's one of the very few mechanical annoyances I've noticed so far.

>Waiting for the next installment of the Majora's Mask creepypasta

>>92600
Whoa, you have my abrupt attention. What is this now?

>>92604
Here's the first part, and the video of the gameplay described:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6D2XCJUJHY

>>92607
And the second part and video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGOJmdxdjeA

>>92607
>>92609
Fuuuuuuuuck that's creepy. Also, goddamn is he doing an awesome job of creating this footage. Unless it's.... real D:

>playing P4
>a lot of P4
>haven't saved in several hours
>power in my apartment flickers

>>92652
STOP BEING SUCH A LOOSE CANNON!
>>92570
Also how the hell do you get people to like you on Bazaar day? I swear even with max stars people get pissy about my products as much as they buy them and I always loose in best service.

>Warcraft 3
>Pretty much the whole Horde campaign
It was a great change of pace after 2 campaigns of "ARTHAS FUCKS HIMSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE OVER: THE GAME. "

Course, now I'm on the Night Elf campaign, which sucks so far.

>>92652

>Didn't save at every opportunity, you dumbass

From Today's Penny Arcade newspost:

>My mother has never entirely understood roleplaying. I don't intend to belabor the point, but when I was a young man it was the position of our church that Dungeons & Dragons held within it the clustered seeds of apostasy. She was so bewildered by what she had seen during Of Dice and Men that she made it a point to attend our D&D Live panel, where her son and his friends played this mysterious game on stage. The devil did show up, true, and we did go to hell, just as the clergy had suggested we might. Except in the actual version of events, as has happened so many times, we stood against the King of Lies at the very gates of his damned realm and emerged triumphant.

>My mother came up to me after the panel was over, saying, "I'm sorry, Jerry. I'm sorry." She wiped the corner of her left eye with her thumb. "They told me it was something else."

... ;A;

>>92655
Just keep moving around and ringing your bell when they walk by.
People will come up and ask you stuff too. Just try and be helpful and give free samples when possible and you should get the best rep even if you don't reach your goal.

>>92609
Apparently the 3rd part is out, anyone got it?

>Metroid: Zero Mission
>Escaping the Mothership
>Pirate jumps in front of the ship in a last-ditch attempt to stop me

Billy, don't be a hero!

  >>92767
Yup.

You shouldn't have done that...

>Retronauts is ending

>>92607
>>92609
>>92773
I will never sleep again.

>Warcraft 3
>The whole Nightelf campaign
Seriously, the only cool bits were the mission with the Druids of the Claw and the prison, controlling Furbolgs, and Illidan eating Guldan's head to turn into a Dreadlord.

>>92783
Well, you're done now at least, so you can get started on frozen throne's first campaign, which, is the Nightelf one.

>>92784
I'm actually doing the Bonus Campaign first. I'm told that Frozen Throne mostly focuses on Illidan and some Undead civil war, because apparently zombies have major political divisions.

>>92781

>Go to PAX with a friends who is VERY biased against Sony
>He yells: "Why would they make a Little Big Planet 2, they could have just updated the first one, instead of having people waste money!"
>He then proceeds to spend the entire convention a tthe Guild Wars 2 booth
>my face

>>92789

They do when a lot of those zombies are Elven ghosts enslaved by a powerful magic force that suddenly becomes much less powerful and immediate.

>>92837
Well that's different then.

But more importantly:
>DAT FUCKING BONUS CAMPAIGN
Not exactly much of an RTS, but holy shit it was fun.

>>92828
That's not really hypocritical, though. Guild Wars 2 is set up to be a different game, both play-and-setting-wise. New engine, new controls, set so far in the future that the previous story won't figure into it. LBP2 adds a bunch of cool shit to the stuff that was already there. So it could have conceivably been an update, whereas you couldn't update Guild Wars to Guild Wars II without scrapping the previous game by proxy.

>just realized I haven't played a single GBA game in my life
Seems like I have a lot of catching up to do.

>>92839
Yeah, it was. Now endure the nightelves, because the blood elf campain is also pretty darn good.

>>92874
I'm not actually having a problem with the Night Elves at the moment. Chasing Illidan is way more fun (so far) than the stuff you do in the main game's night elf campaign.

>>92865
Drill Dozer.

You must play it.

>>92861

True, although he also expressed deep hatred for the Playstation Move, but then praised Kinect.

>>92882
Okay, yeah, dude's a hypocrite.

>>92882

to be fair, kinect is somewhat impressive technology. move is just a wiimote.

>>92865
Nor I!

>>92956
I still doubt either will go far with each system in the long run. Like the play station eye gimmick games can't supersede standard and more developed games for the system, particularly if they weren't part of the main deal to begin with. Maybe they can prove me wrong by creating something fun to play with the damn things more than a few minutes but I'll believe it when I see it.

>>92961

oh i think its a tedious facet of gaming, id be more interested seeing the tech adapted elsewhere

>>92881
Curse you! Such a good game! But fucking IMPOSSIBLE without a gamepad in the later stages.

>Ocarina of Time on Project 64 with a usb gamepad
>Fire Temple, section where you have to get the megaton hammer
>controller's joystick doesn't have the range of motion to let me get along that narrow curve fast enough
>KEEP. FUCKING. FALLING.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>92981
You can calibrate the sensivity of your controls, you know?

>>92981
Haha, I probably shouldn't have read that scream in Link's voice.

>working on my bigass, 15-20 minute long speech about the merits of violence in games, and horror games in particular
>means watching a lot of videos for Penumbra and Amnesia

;A;

Also, I'm thinking of videoing the damn thing and uploading it to youtube. Anyone interested in watching me run my mouth about video games for 15-20 minutes?

>>92996
No.

>>92999
Cool beans!

>>92996
Shit, I'm morbidly curious enough - if you don't wanna uplaod to youtube, just upload it to megaupload or mediafire or some shit, and I'll take a peek when I get a minute.

>>92996
Yeah, sure.

I'd suggest doing what Minifig suggested, though - from what I've seen about females uploading stuff on youtube the only thing people will discuss is how hot/not hot you are.

>>93008>>93080
No good, chaps. Apparently, my school will let me check out a digital recorder, but I had to provide my own memory stick. Guess who didn't bring hers to school today?

>:T

>>92996
Doesn't anything over the ten or eleven minute mark require some kind of cash donation?

>Video game release nights
>People stacked up around corners to get in and spend money
I honestly do not understand this.

>estimated Amazon shipping date of Phantasy Star Portable 2: September 20

>>93095
They upped the time limit to fifteen not too long ago.

>>93098
It's fun! I went to the Halo 3 release a few years ago and sat around with a bunch of bros, played vidya together, goofed off, and generally had a good time. Made a bunch of friends, got a few phone numbers, a lot MORE gamertags... It's just neat to see the different people who come out to get a game.

>>93105
OH MAN AND THAT BRAWL TOURNEY ON RELEASE DATE! God was that so much fun getting to play it with people my own age who were actually good at the last game.

>>93107
Brawl release date, I stood in the frigid cold until 1:30, chatting up our expectations for the game and what we would do first and foremost. Then when I got the game, I ran outside Gamestop and did the Legend of Zelda treasure chest opening sound.

Good. Fucking. Times.

  >>93113

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT NEW DEVIL MAY CRY MADE BY NINJA GODDAMN THEORY OH MAN THIS IS GONNA BE--
>watch trailer
>young!Dante again
>emo shit
>srs bsns
>what the fuck am i looking at

>>93289
Hey, think of it this way.

In the late 90s-00s, Dante was an 80s tribute and parody. Over the top, absurd and Japanese.

In the 10s, Dante is a 90s tribute and parody.

By 2020 Dante will be a tribute to hipsters. Maybe he'll wear devil horns and swing a trident around with hoof shaped shoes. With an ascot and thick rim glasses.

>>93292
I... I... I just don't know how Ninja Theory could miss the point so phenomenally. The combat looks sound, like they understand that part (and that part is so completely important) but... I... w-what? I think I need to lie down or something. This is just awful. Why call it DmC (and they ARE just calling it DmC and how fucking stupid is that) at all? Is it a reboot of the series? If they tell me it's a reboot already, a lot of people are going to die.

But if it's not, then still, how do you miss the point SO HARD? Holy shit, me and a friend were having the conversation yesterday. Part of the fun of the damn games is that Dante is this dopey, dorky, fun-loving jackass who wears red, swings a sword around, and does stupid shit like what went down before he fought Angus in DMC4. THAT'S Devil May Cry. This is... i have no idea what the fuck this is someone please hold me

>Halo Reach coming in amazon shipment soon

>>93294
>Play Halo Reach single player campaign
>Beat it in 3 hours

>New Super Mario Bros Wii
>Level 8-1
>Pillars of magma in front of me, a giant wall of ash and smoke behind me, and rocks falling from the sky

>>93359
AAAAAHHHH, TO HELL!

>>93359
Welcome to true Platform Hell. Of course, Bones beat that level on the first try.

>>93361
I ALMOST MADE IT! I ALMOST DID!

>Jadusable's Youtube profile

>>93425
>Reading "TheTruth"
>Watching Free.wmv
>Location: Now I am Everywhere
OH GOD WAT

>read thetruth
>THERE WAS NO ROOMMATE
>Jadusable's profile on youtube
>new video

>>93431
It's only a game, remember? It can't really hurt you.

>>93425>>93428>>93431>>93433

>>93454
Is this that modded Zelda thing that was supposedly haunted? I saw it mentioned on /v/ but don't feel like watching somebody's LP... can someone summarize it?

>>93456

someone plays a romhackd zelda made to look glitchy, and adds sound and video effects. its pretty weak and not scary at all.

>>93458
Ah.

>>93456

http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2010/09/majora.html

The whole, LONG thing with the videos at the end. Personally I think it's just a fun little thing but /x/ has blown it into meme proportions. Poor Cleverbot will never be the same again.

>When Sucker Punch announced inFamous 2, they showed off a vastly different Cole than the one we'd come to know from the first installment. It was a startling shift, seeing the man get prettied up and smoothed over.

>For many, it crossed some sort of line. Fan outrage was so strong, it turns out, that Sucker Punch is now redesigning Cole again to take him closer to the hero of old. From Comic-Con, IGN is reporting that they have seen two images of the character representing this shift. While unable to reveal any details about the design, Cole is said to be considerably more like his former look.

THANK. FUCK.

>PANTS NO LONGER BAGGY, HEAD SHAVED
ACCEPTABLE.

>I think I'll try that Valkyrie Profile game for the PS1
>OK, not a lot of game play so far, story isn't really gripping me. Very well crafted visuals though.
>Oh wait, a dungeon, oh my gosh this is fantastic!
>...I'm limited on how many places I can go to before the world ends?

FINE! I didn't want to play you anyway...stupid game...*snif*

>See this
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/debut-trailer-apache-air/704696?type=flv
>Think "What if this is like Desert Strike with great visuals?"

  >ENTIRE TALES OF MONKEY ISLAND SEASON 1 4.95!!!!

>>93735
ON WIIWARE OR PSN, QUICKLY MAN QUICKLY

>>93736

Just for da PC Matey,Arrrrrr

FUCKING SO PISSED.

FUCKING LOCKS.

FUCKING FUCK!

>>93743
DOOR BOLTS

MY ONE WEAKNESS

>>93743
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>93743
Well locks are the most complicated of devices ever built be man, which is why they have never failed, ever.

>>93735
FFFFF did I miss it??
Why Yom Kippur, WHY?

>Play Adventure mode in Dwarf Fortress version .31.13
>it plays much faster, but, even when you use a previously generated world, there are no towns and in fact it makes the map inaccurate so you can't find any sites whatsoever
>go back to version 31.12 and it feels even slower by comparison

>>93743
But seriously, what game are you talking about?

>>93794
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth

>>93801
Oh THAT part.

>>93802

It was pretty easy, aside from remembering the book-case in the last room before you jump across. I don't even think the grandfather clock is 100% necessary, because I made it to the second window, I just had a hard time opening it, because I ran to the door out of instinct first.

>>93809
But it was pretty hard the first few rounds, before you had the whole layout figured out.

>>93812

Almost had it finished my second try, I just didn't see that second window. The sneaking part was made infinitely easier once I found out they couldn't shoot and as long as I zig-zagged, they couldn't touch me.

But I mean, it's a little shocking the first time if nothing else, and the screen blur didn't help.

>halo reach's last campaign mission

>Disgaea 4

>>93851
>Axel back in the spotlight
>Lelouch is the main character
>delicious HD sprites
>battleships?
I know NIS is just running back to the money well after the disaster that was the Last Rebellion nearly made them go bankrupt, but fuck I'm tempted.

  >>93851>>93872
... I really should get started on Playing Disgaea 3... It's just been sitting there barely started.

But damned if the changes in 3 weren't off putting. To me at least.

>>93880
3 was, for the most part, just 1 all over again but with bondage fetishes and Emeril.

>>93881
I mean gameplay changes but yeah, I see what you mean right off the bat.

>New Catherine trailer

I dunno what the hell's going on but damn that's a good soundtrack!

>>93918
It's made by Atlus. Of course it's got a good soundtrack, that's like saying the sky is blue.

>Bring Pokewalker with me to work
>Work as a cook
>Walk 28000 steps per day
>Capture pokemon and find items while taking a shit/hiding

>>93851
i have 1 and can't see the appeal in it, it's just a lot of grindan to me

do i need to play more

>>93959
The immense amount of grind is actually something of an illusion once you know what you're doing. With the correct setups you'll literally be gaining hundreds of levels at a time.

>>93961
This.

The problem with Disgaea is not grind. The problem with Disgaea is that they don't EXPLAIN half of the shit you can do. Most notably, I don't think they tell you what ANY of the Item World Residents do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67OMH9K1fYw

>Complains about Sonic the Hedgehog being too fast
>Sonic the Hedgehog
>TOO FAST

>>94000
>Final Fantasy VIII's junction system was too difficult
>Complains about how it only was explained once
>Complains about backtracking in Metroid Prime but not Super Metroid
>Said air hockey is not better than tennis
>A Link to the Past is worse than Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker and Twilight Princess because it's in 2D
>Modern Warfare 2 is better than 007 Goldeneye
>Took the reactions and comments in the 007 Goldeneye remake announcement video seriously

>>94001
>Modern Warfare 2 is better than 007 Goldeneye
...but it is.

>>94000
>Fallout 3 is not the best game for the 360 or the PS3
NO SHIT, FUCKHEAD, IT'S A PC GAME. I DON'T EVEN PLAY PC GAMES AND I KNOW THAT.

Why did they bother making this a four spider-man game? It should be ALL 2099 ALL THE TIME. Seriously the most fun segment.

And no, don't answer my question.

>>94006
>Not realize that this is the reaction face thread and not the SPY thread

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/31446

Please god or some higher power let Ni no Kuni or whatever it will be called in the west come here. I don't care how bad Level 5 messes up on the voices or story this time. I'm playing essentially a Miyazaki anime. I haven’t gotten to fulfill that dream sense Magic Pengel.

>Turtling Terran players
>SO MANY FUCKING TANKS

PATCH 1.1 CANNOT POSSIBLY COME SOON ENOUGH.

>>94041
Wait, what? What's going on?

>>94041
>haters gon' hate

>Secret of Monkey Island
>DAT HEAD

>>94060

Terran players turtling up with like a dozen siege tanks. They then build a shit ton of missile turrets and pump Vikings forever. There is no way to break in except to deny them expansions and starve them out.

Especially on Metalopolis, where this is basically the most faggoty thing you can do.

As for patch 1.1, Siege Tanks are getting a 30% damage nerf against light units like Zealots, so this will stop being quite so ridiculously effective.

>>94096
Second biggest one I've ever seen.

>>94097
>BAAAW SIEGES ARE HARD
Welcome to military tactics 101.

>>94100

It's just annoying. No other form of turtling is anywhere near as effective - Tanks just have retarded damage and range

And Metalopolis can choke on a bag of dicks, basically.

>Finally see XCOM trailer from E3
>2k Games FPS.
>Looks like BioShock on land.

The fuck is this shit? Andrew Ryan vs. BP? How the fuck does this honestly have anything do with XCOM?

>>94207
turnbased tactics aint popular with the kids these days mang

>>94208
I should've explained myself, I apologize. I'm talking about the actual setting. I can understand why making an FPS would be a sound financial decision.

But seriously, what the fuck? How does that have anything to do with the XCOM story? The eXtraterrestrial COMbat unit didn't exist until 1998-1999.

>>94212
unless the pre-xcom xcom

was even topper top secret

>>94216
Whoa.

>>94216
well, original xcom was an international venture, and this new game seems to be going for a solely 50's america kind of thing as far as i have seen - it's not farfetched that a single nation wouldn't want its past dealings with e.t.'s aired out even when participating in an international effort to stop new threats, so with a little bullshitting i dont see why the two games cant coexist in a single timeline

>>94207
Honestly, my biggest problem with the new X-Com (because I knew from the get-go that they weren't concerned at all about tying things in to the old series) is the blobby things. Remember UFO Defense with Ethereals and Chryssalids and Cyberdiscs and Floaters, etc. etc. I loved and feared everything about the vast alien empire we fought in those early games. Now? Speedy blobs and geometry. I really, really hope they're just trying to keep a bunch of other alien designs under wraps until closer to release or that there's a lot more to the oil slicks than there appears to be

>Seaman
>A spider hatches out of one of the moth eggs

WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THIS, LEONARD NIMOY?

>>94260
>Chrysalids
AAAUUGGFFHHFFHGGUGGHUGFHG.

>there's porn specifically of New Super Marisa Land

>Download Sonic Adventure from Xbox Market
>Also get the DX upgrade but that's not important
>Clear everyone's story easily within the span of four hours.
>Cruising through Trial mode and getting all the emblems
>Big's Mission A and B

>BIG'S MISSIONS

>Tell friend I'm going to catch a Shiny lugia no problem
>Five days of soft resiting for lugia.
>I counted and saw that I've tried about 3122 times.
>Find it, want to catch it without a master ball but the game hates me.
> Catch him with the master ball and name him 3123rd.
>Meet a non-shiny crabby, almost soft reset.
It's going to take me a bit before I get back to playing the game normally. Next time I want to say Shiny and easy. I'm going to bite my tongue instead.

>restart computer
>can't access my free game of Minecraft anymore
>the restart didn't even fix what I wanted it to

>Decide to buy Persona 2
>Best version of it is $73 at cheapest
>"Oh well, I was given Revelations for free so why not"
>Next morning check shipping, seller puts up another copy for $50 in the same condition and I can't cancel my order at this point

I'm not that mad about it because I haven't bought a new videogame in a while and it's the last one I need for my collection, but damn that's a dick move for a seller.

>>94345
Is it Innocent Sin or Eternal Punishment?

>>94347
Eternal Punishment, I have IS on my PSP.
But it's the only game in English I'm missing (although I have a Japanese copy of IF... on the SNES).

>Ultimate Spider-Man's last level in Shattered Dimensions

This is a good thing, by the way.

>> Call of Cthulhu
>> THAT ENDING

http://shoryuken.com/content/morrigan-getting-covered-up-marvel-vs-capcom-3-1896/

>Finally finish 3D Dot Game Heroes after buying it on release because I figure they will never release the sword transfer patch.
>They release the patch after I finish the game

>Final Fantasy V
>Leviathan fight
>He's weak to lightning, so I use all mages and a time mage with white magic
>USES TIDLE WAVE
>TAKES HALF MY PARTIES HEALTH
>HE USES IT AGAIN
>PROCESS REPEATS 4 TIMES IN A ROW
>Finally he stops and I kill him
>Head to Sealed castle to pick up last bit of legendary weapons
>Shield Dragon pops up
>TRY TO RUN BUT CHARACTERS DON'T FUCKING RUN FOR 2 MINUTES
>DRAGON KILLS MY PARTY
>DIDN'T FUCKING SAVE AFTER
>LEVIATHAN FIGHT REPEATS ITSELF AGAIN