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87886 No.87886
Storytime thread!
Regale your stories of conquest, adventure, failure! Improbable stuff we don't have to believe, but might want to anyway. Share your secrets.
Dwarf Fortress chronicle? Experience in Second Life being bombarded with dongs the size of skyscrapers, falling from an oversized Bill Cosby hot air balloon?
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No.87888
...What would prompt someone to make a blimp shaped like Bill Cosby, I wonder...

No.87890
Okay so this one time.

I made four or five Sims back when I still had the College expansion pack for 2. They were all based on close friends of mine, as well as myself. I just sort of let them do their own thing, see what would happen. Bizarre coincidences would keep happening, like two of them dating and then breaking up disastrously because both parties were cheating on another, two of them constantly discussing similar topics and nothings else together, one of them always eating the same favorite foods.

I...I had to kill them all. They were too alike, too PERFECT simulations, to allow any further observation. So I set up traps, purposefully did shit that would get rid of them permanently.

One of my friends died the same way the Sim did in a house fire about a year ago. Since then, I've thrown out those games, terrified of them, a curse I've wrought upon me and my peers.

No.87892
>>87890
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No.87894
>>87890
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No.87897
>>87890
...well. I... huh.

Huh.

No.87898
>>87890

Hmmm cyber voodoo..I've read a few books about that

No.87915
[Everything that ever happened to me in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. , ever.]

No.87918
>>87890
Well.

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That's, uh... A very nice story? Thank you for sharing, Othar.

No.87932
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87932
I decided to cap that.

No.87936
>>87915
Stalker is one of THOSE games.

>>87890
You fool! Make yourself and then enter cheats to give the sim LOADS OF MONEY.

No.87938
>>87890
See, I always just decided to make my Sims miserable. When you willingly kill them, you've gone too far.

Also, never get the Pets expansion. Cats have really short life spans and their ghosts are scary as all hell.

No.87944
>>87938
>their ghosts are scary as all hell
I'm going to get the Pets expansion.

So my brother and his best friend are playing San Andreas on the PS2, and they just rode their bikes to the top of the mountain. The best friend says he's going to input some codes; my brother's dicking around, just doing little hops on his bike. The first code he puts in is the bike jump cheat, and my brother goes flying. You see him, hop, hop, hop, FWOOSH. Now my brother's dying of laughter, the best friend's all, "Dude, where'd you go?" and right as he says that you can see my brother's character as this tiny little speck falling in the background.

No.87969
>>87932

Thank you Bones. You've now immortalized my legacy as the most paranoid namefag out there.



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