If only my dad was that awesome.

My dad isn't bald.

  This was the only one of those I ever really enjoyed.

"It does!"

Ew...

They do get repetitive after a while. Doesn't hurt that the girl is cute, and the Dad is the anti-Dad.

Animal Crossing is godtier.

  I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH

honestly i am crazy gay for ash but does that REALLY surprise anyone?

>>86354
Not in the slightest. But don't worry, I have a girlcrush on her, too.

>>86354
Fuck you lady, I already called dibs on her. And her brother, but apparently that other Ashly is marrying him so goddammit. One day, I will have my delicious brownish boy girl.

In all seriousness though, I love these videos so much. Watched them way too many times.

"Girl with the big face, I saw you at the bus stop from a mile away. I love you more each day, even though your face is as big as as dinner plate."

Why after like 4 posts did this turn into a waifu thread?

>>86404
Because we all know what's best.

>>86404
Probably because she's falls in that ethnically exotic but still kinda white, accessible in the cute but no too good looking way, unshod, prone to violence, manic pixie dream girl category.

>>86354
Well I'm gay for Anthony so no it's not weird.

I don't get it.

Their mom is Southeast Asian/Pacific Islander, but they look Pakistani.

...Their genes must be spread profusely for the good of our species.

She...
She's just amazing. :3
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

>>86404
>>86429
So fucking THIS.

I wish she could go in a rampage punching all the people of Screw Attack, Blistered Thumbs, and Spoony.

>>86440

Well as long as Yahtzee and AVGN are fine.

>>86440
Hey now, Spoony is good stuff. Sure he's kind of a bitch, but that's pretty much the point.

>>86440
I dunno who Blistered Thumbs is, but I wouldn't mind seeing Spoony and some of the guys from SA smacking her cause of how annoying she can be.

>>86438
>...Their genes must be spread profusely for the good of our species.

Don't let the Chinese on /n/ hear you say that.

>>86429
I like her cause she kinda looks like a boy and I'm afraid to come out of the closet.

I...I mean, wait, no, that thing you said, yeah.

>>86478

you're not fooling anyone, you know.

>>86448
>>86471
>>86446
I actually like all of them(except Yatzee and his attitude), they're awesome. I though in that because I know she'll do it just for the sake of it.

>>86502
I'm fooling myself, and that's really all that matters.

>>86741
...How in the fuck is that turtle even remotely possible?

>>86741
UNITINU

>>86779
The hand isn't.

I think my dad is the last person on earth to have an Orgy. He spent the 70s driving around a Volkswagon bus, with the seat taken out of the back and carpetting put in...except then he had a poker table and barbeque put in there so he could eat meat and play poker wherever he wants.

>>86814
RADICAL.

Let's just all share Ash. She's man enough for all of us, I think.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/gears-of-hawp/701800

>>87223
"Turbo gay." Hehehe!

>>87223
Blargh!

>>87275

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>87223
I just now noticed Ashley has freckles. That's weird.

>>87273
>>87275
It's an actual post on the official Gears of War message board, you know.

>>87324
Ok, I just started paying attention now.
WHAT.

Don't like Ash with the long hair, or maybe its the just baby fat leaving her face as she ages. Anthony looks better in the long hair because it hides his ears better and goes well with the perma 5 o'clock shadow.

>>87347

Get out.

>>87324
Something tells me this isn't going to be the last fanfiction of his we see.

  Now I want to go to Fuddruckers just to pump my fist in the air.

HD link: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/mass-effect-hawp/702809