You are now realizing that Miranda Lawson looks like Michael Jackson.http://www.morphthing.com/image/25203422-1273549944664-jpg-1273551707786-jpg?key=b14ca99734643c60e51ca314ea79bab6[/spoiler]
So....I guess I'm the only one that already knew that?
>>79330Oh get outta here Tiki, trying to be all observant.You couldn't observe a safety precaution if it slapped you in the balls, let alone a mild resemblance.I'm just kiddin, man, I love ya.
People were joking about this before ME2 even came outslowpoke much?
The two of them combined look even better than themselves separated. Who knew? All Miranda needed was more MJ. All MJ needed was more Miranda.
>>79342 Shut up, diet Moe
So, remembering vaguely from the last thread, the Asari do not breed with other species, so much as they use their genetic structure as a template for sploicing up their own child's. But that doesn't explain the apparent damage to the Asari's own DNA.
>>79359>damageHuh? What damage are we referring to?
I knew there was something missing in /cog/.But didn't recall it until now: this threads!
>>79396When fighting Collectors with Samara or Mordin, Harbinger will comment on the "fragility" of the Asari genetic code, citing the reliance on other species for genetic randomization.
One interesting piece of information: if the Salarians wanted to test a genetically diverse species, they'd be better off importing a couple chimpanzees than kidnapping humans. Some studies of areas on the X chromosome of humans and chimpanzees indicate that overall genetic diversity is higher in chimpanzees than in humans.
Anyone try out the Equalizer Pack which I didn't know had been released until just now?
>>79401Well, it's fragile, but I wouldn't call that damage. And to be honest, all Asari need is DNA randomization. One of the NPCs in the game commented to that, "Radiation would do the same thing.">>79409I haven't tried it out. I can't get excited about new equipment, especially when I've played through the game four times now. Gimme an expanded romance DLC and we'll talk. (Yeah, I like my dating sim, thankyouverymuch)
>>79409That visor is fucking cool as shit. Everything else is just okay.
>>79409I'm planning on dropping some points on it in a couple of days. Really looking forward to it. My only complaint about the armor is the stats. I imagine it would almost make playing the game too easy, but then again, it would give me a reason to try a nightmare-mode playthrough. The aesthetics are absolutely marvelous, though.>>79411To elaborate on this, the asari race reproduce with electrical impulses and a melding of the nervous systems, and they use this bond to explore the genetic heritage of their partners. It's more of a "survival of the fittest" thing, since the asari joining allows them to choose the beneficial genetic traits of another species to pass on to their offspring. So really, it's more of an advantage than anything. A pureblood asari is just a genetic rehashing of the species' usual traits.
>>79422Another note: This is why most asari choose not to breed with humans, since most of our short history has been spent developing our genes instead of perfecting them.
>>79333I know, but just so you know, I get into those problems helping people who DON'T heed signs and precautions.>>79409Oh Wow, gonna have to try it.
>>79423Indeed. Only the truly exceptional like Shepard and Miranda would be beneficial overall.
>>79429Perhaps. Miranda's engineering might prove conflictual with the asari melding, though. Maybe not.
>>79422I had thought that the passing on of genetic traits was a myth among Asari, and the melding just allowed the Asari to further randomise their own genetic structure.
Wait... Miranda had a face? And FFFFF- that new DLC looks delicious, too bad my free month subscription burnt out shortly after I dl'ed Kasumi.
dr pepper DLC headgear was better
>>79445Its really debatable. Officially they say no but the facial markings of an Asari always match up with the facial structure of the "father" alien.
>>79409Bought the DLC, took the armor out for a test run. No huge benefits, but very flashy. Currently using the visor with my Infiltrator character. Now my only complaint is that they haven't actually added a female version of the full suit yet. Unless it was intentional, there should be a patch soon.
I smell samefag, but I'm not sure where
I hope they make Shepard's dancing less ridiculous looking in the future.
>>79530Yeah, what was with that anyways? He was doing fine in ME 1, but he just McLovin'd up in 2.On a related note, I completely forgot the shadows under Liara's eyes.
>>79535He has never been a good dancer. ME2 just made it more obvious to continue the gag.
>>79536>he>implying FemShep isn't the superior ShepardANYWAY.>>79530>>79535I completely forgot that Liara draws her eyebrows. It's seriously jarring.Is it weird for me to think Morinth is more attractive than Samara? It's the facial expressions.
>>79545I call her Morinth Man-Jaw.Because her jaw bears several traits associated with masculinity.
>>79536THE SHEPARD SHUFFLE IS THE BEST DANCE
Shepard sucks at dancing. Its canon. I don't want them to change it.
>>79547I laughed at the name.>>79549The Rachni learned everything they know about human dancing from Shepard.Actually, how much of an impact has Shepard had on other cultures concerning their view of humans as a species?
>>79546>>79545I'm more of a fan of Shiala and Aethyta.
The Commander's good at damn near everything else, I guess they had to lame him up somewhere. lol Shepard Shuffle
I always thought it was odd how every female dancing NPC is wearing a floor-length skirt, and that was the only time characters wore skirts.Actually, were there any male dancing NPCs?
Well I'd say that everything is settled down after that buisness with th- ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD!
>>79569HAIL HAIL HAIL!
>>79562Actually my favorite Asari are Aethyta and Aria. I'd love a Bonnie & Clyde-esque adventure story of the two of them.Add Wrex for even more win
>>79570You know.....I think I might pass on this DLC. Not story related, not that interested. >_>
>>79569What happened to Zordon?
>>79576Alpha left The Matrix playing on a loop
>>79572>implying you won't buy it anyways you Bioware slut
>>79641I'm hoping this one will be free.
>>79651560 Space Bucks
>>79655Curse them. I want more free shit dammit. Unless it does something amazing I'll probably pass.
>>79679That reminds me. Maleshep has the manliest codename ever in Kasumi's mission.Seriously, Solomon Gunn. Can you make a cooler fucking name than that?
>>79681Max Power?But yeah, Solomon Gun is a damn fine name.
>>79681Maston Thrust.
>>79681Ugh, Kasumi's mission was frustrating. She kept dying on me. I swear I used at LEAST 5 Medigels on her.
>>79695She kick ass for me. I just sat back as she stealth striked our way to victory.
>>79687Brick Hardcheese
Rock Punchgroin
>>79700Slab Bulkhead.
>>79697It was probably because I was playing as an Infiltrator myself, so she drew all the fire as I was snipin.
>>79708 Infiltrator high five!
>>79709Hell yes!
>>79710 There's just something really cathartic about taking a Batarian's head off while he's chatting with his buddy.
>>79712Those Blue Suns never saw what hit 'em. Especially since his friend then had brain gore all over his visor.
>>79713 There's something to be said for Vanguard and flinging people around too, but it just doesn't match the satisfaction of blasting a hole in someone's shield and then putting a bullet in the SAME spot.Plus, ejecting that spent thermal clip is badass no matter how you slice it.
>>79715Oh god, the satisfaction of hearing the "chi-thuk" and seeing that clip pop out while your headless victim is still falling down in the background is THE BEST FEELING.Personally I prefer tech to biotic. Incineration and AI Hacking are the most useful skills ever. Not to mention having a dronebro to help you out on the field.
>>79716 I miss some of the ME1 Infiltrators skills like Overload, but Incineration does have that wonderful achievement where you make 20 enemies die screaming on fire.It's also pretty nice to line up a shot and wait until your target springs out of cover just to get a bullet in the face. Or shoot them in the ass while they hide, that's always nice too.ITT: Infiltrator wank.
>>79718Well, you could always look into Advanced Training and add Overload to your set of skills.And I always try to bring heavy hitters with me on missions. Biotics throw the enemies around too much, and techs are show-offs most of the time. Soldiers know how to keep the opposition hiding, which makes those brief moments when they come out of cover excellent chances for headshots (or buttshots, if the situation calls for it).
>>79720 Normally I always try to bring Garrus with me. Heavy Concussive Shot will knock people off platforms when required, (Woot, Rail Killing!) and his assault rifle does wonders. The third member of the party tends to switch out more as the situation calls for it. Though Tali is always on the list (Go for the optics Chikktika!)
>>79716>>79718INFILTRATORS, FUCK YEAH! You are the best class in the history of fucking anything, I swear to god. And holy shit, I know the Widow has more stopping power, but I don't go ANYWHERE without the Viper. There is nothing more badass in all this world then firing off 12 sniper rounds in rapid succession. I feel so fucking cool every time I do it jesus christ.(As for who I typically bring with me? Jack and Grunt. They can both take all kinds of punishment and keep going. It's amazing.)
>>79723 Jack serves me very well for what I call "crowd control"Take that you fucking Husks! Have a facefull of SHOCKWAVE!
>>79724Fuck yes, I laugh every time I see those grey bastards flopping off into the distance each time she whips that move out. Their surprised groans are hilarious.
space wizard was here, using mah space magic to turn enemies into pinballs.then teaming up with black guy for ultra-pinball mode
>>79731
I still need to play Engineer and Adept, but so far Infiltrator and Vanguard are the bee's knees. The Widow is a BEAST. I doubt I could get through Insanity without it. Well that and AI Hacking. PROTIP: Don't do Aria's cache mission on Insanity mode unless you have AI Hacking.
>>79753 The Cain does wonders too.
>>79753Protip: Get Cain at level 10, save all 20 crates.
>>79772Real men play Insanity from a level 30 save
I remember the first time I fired the Cain.It was high in the towers of Illium, the enemy had me pinned as they occupied the bridge leading to the penthouse, and to Thane.I swept up, taking a shot or two as the Cain charged, and then it spat fire and death.I killed myself with it and had to do it again, but so worth it.
>>79793>I killed myself with it
Posting the hat series for /baw/.
>>79799I don't get it.
>>79801You wouldn't.
>>79804I love how tiny her mouth looks compared to the rest of her face. It is a tiny mouth.
ITT if ME2 was made by Valve?
>>79806You mean we'd still be waiting for it?
>>79805 Well the Asari basically are filter/bottom feeders. The only way they can advance is by leaching off the success of others. Breeding or mind eating, one way or another they’ll find a way to get their hands on what you have.
>>79804Oh, hey, I somehow missed this one. Thanks!
>>79810There's a reason for that. I made it earlier this afternoon.
>>79804This makes me want to see Liara as a space pimp.
oh christ what have i done
>>79818Perfection. :D
>>79812 You mean she isn't already!?
>>79800Amonkira keep my pimp hand strong.
>>79860 The Hanar taught him well."Must this one choke a bitch?"
>>79861"This one would enkindle dat ass three ways through thursday."
I was inspired by this thread.http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/105/index/956769/1
>>79865. . .OH, he's wearing- ohhhhh. Okay, cracking up.
>>79865This is great.
>>79891 now I just want to see a story about Garrus done Space Noir style.
>>79803ARRRGH FUCK YOU BIOWARE FOR NOT MAKING A MODDING SUITE!
>>79891Eh, it'd be better if it were an Irish pub cap.
http://kotaku.com/5541196/mass-effect-2s-planet-scanning-thrills-now-more-optimizedHuzzah!
>>79897Well, there's always TexMod.
>>79917>Fixed an issue where squad members would overwrite ammo powers the player had assigned themThank god. Zaeed would piss me off by turning on the fucking squad Disruptor Ammo when we would go up against a bunch of armored mercs.
>>79945 While I was doing his mission, I took Grunt along.They kept bouncing back and forth between Squad Disruptor Ammo and Squad Incendiary Ammo.
>>79961>back and forth between Squad Disruptor Ammo and Squad Incendiary Ammo.I lost a few times to angry Krogan because of this.
>>79963You can die in ME2? Oh thats right I was a sentinel, most broken class ever.
>Fixed an issue with ammo flashing when it can't be picked upI finally understand now why some ammo flashes and some doesn't. WOW.>Fixed an issue where players could receive additional talent pointsSo does this mean I can't max out my talent points at level 5 now?
get the fuck back on the first page.
I've been playing the crap out of Nier lately but I'm getting really sick of item farming. Should I pick up ME2 again to A) Get the Overlord DLC and B) check out the patch and feel the optimized scanner love?
>>80110BOTH!
I just got this, it's awesome. SO AWESOME
>>80123I'm glad you like it.
So have we talked about this yet:http://kotaku.com/5538837/the-star-wars-of-the-new-generation-is
I got it and while I do like the writing I'm kind of pissed that it's more shooter than RPG.
>>80127Shit. For once, I agree with Kotaku.As much as I like ME/ME2, it will never replace Star Wars in my heart, and I really doubt it'll be popular enough for this "new generation" to be old enough to buy it. Just like the Star Wars saga, these games have their own glaring flaws, but the overall quality causes most players to overlook them (or, in many cases, laugh at them). But it will never become as big or as well-loved as Star Wars is, because there's always some shiny new toy for the younger gamers to fawn over.
>>80127
Star Wars isn't irrelevant to current culture. I agree with Kotaku, and I love ME/ME2 something fierce.Beyond the similar sci-fi aspects I see less in common between Star Wars and Mass Effect than between Star Wars and Avatar: The Last Airbender.No, really.
Mass Effect doesn't strike me as being all that much like Star Wars. It's got so much more in common with Star Trek, except with good games.
Thank you for giving me a reason to post this, Astro.
>>8019283c
>>80125I love these things. Just... I just fucking love these things.
>>80189Well, it's got more in common with the prequels (besides sucking). It's got a centralized government with its own above-the-law set of enforcers who sometimes become evil, and it's got physics-breaking special powers which are integral to the functioning of the universe. Someone I know once described it as KOTOR without the Star Wars license.
Hey guys, I'm getting a kitten tonight. I think I'm gonna name her Tali, but I'm not sure. Morrigan is pretty high up on the list of names, too.
>>80215 I dunno. I can see some of that, but the politics play out a LOT more like the federation than the Senate.Not to mention you have humanity as the johnny come lately darkhorse that completely upsets the previous balance of power in the galaxy.
>>80241 Then again, I can see the Terminus system as playing a lot like the outer rim and Star Trek does have that silly utopia "no need for money" thing, making at least the economy a lot more like Star Wars. Just the presence of earth alone alters the feel of the universe so much though.
>>80235Wait a couple of days, figure out her temperament first. If she's crazy, name her Morrigan. If she's spunky name her Tali.Also post pictures. With silly hats.
>>80250>If she's a complete and utter bitch name her MorriganFixed for accuracy.
>>80250Oh, she's definitely spunky. And huggable.I think I'm gonna go with Tali.
>>80250Fuck, forgot the pic.
>>80288D'aaaawwwww.....Fuck, I want a kitten now. Still need to wait til we get a house. :(
>April 12 (Bloomberg) -- Cerberus Capital Management LP, the private-equity firm whose takeover of Chrysler Corp. ended in bankruptcy, agreed to buy defense contractor DynCorp International Inc. for about $1 billion.>Cerberus, run by Steve Feinberg, will pay $17.55 a share, Falls Church, Virginia-based DynCorp said today in a statement. The price is 49 percent more than DynCorp’s closing share price on the New York Stock Exchange on April 9. The deal, expected to close in the third or fourth quarter, is valued at $1.5 billion including the assumption of debt.http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-04-12/dyncorp-to-be-acquired-by-cerberus-for-1-5-billion-update1-.html OH GOD WAT.
>>80373TIM has some explaining to do.
>>80373Harhar, TIM's name is Steve.
>>79799
>>80405I wouldn't mind the small radio or whatever it is in your room picking up Galaxy News Radio.
>>80377I thought TIM didn't run Cerberus he was just Shepard's handler in the whole thing.
>>80407No, TIM is the top man in Cerberus.
>>80288D'aww :3
Guys, the new Dragon Age DLC is poop. I wish Overlord would come out sooner so I could shoot robots and feel better about it.
>>80462The option to poop in-game might make me reconsider buying Dragon Age.
>>80491Ha, yeah, it might make things more interesting if, after slaughtering a bunch of innocent civilians while playing as the Darkspawn Vangaurd, you could order your thralls to desecrate their mangled corpses.Seeing an ogre shit on a headless merchant would certainly brighten my day.
http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/05/mass-effect-video-game-on-way-to-movie-screen.htmlMass Effect...movie?
>>80562Yep. I hope it turns out good or stays in development hell forever. They're really trying to make Mass Effect into the Starwars of this generation
>>80568 Our generation is lacking a really good space opera to call our own.Anyways, as long as they get casting well done and don't muck around too much with what transpires, I don't see how they can screw it up. in before bitching about maleshep being lead.Tangentially, any ideas for people to play the cast?
>>80570Gimme a bit I bet I could come up with something. Good ol' cheeseball swashbuckling adventure in space.
>>80570I don't know his name, but this dude.Also, in b4 /v/ bitches about the lack of Tali/Shep romance.
>>80570I want to know who's going to play Wrex.
>>80586I'm more curious about Shepard.
http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/05/mass-effect-video-game-on-way-to-movie-screen.html
>>80586 Well, I don't see why Wrex couldn't play Wrex, voice wise at least.Barring that Ron Pearlman.awesomeface.jpg
I'd love to see some viral marketing commercials for a Mass Effect movie that play out like a documentary following human soldiers in space so people can get more information on the backstory and "science" of the universe. Like little videos that work as a movie preview in theaters. One video could be an interview of a gunner for a dreadnought and how he says theres so much pressure not to miss because of the consequences involved if you do while explaining mass and acceleration with the impact and stuff. Or another video at a firing range explaining how the guns work compared to modern day guns and stuff. Like you see a collector holding an "antique" modern day weapon and show how much more powerful a similarly sized weapon is with and he holds up a round fired by the mass effect weapon with some tweezers under a magnifying glass.I feel as though people really need to *get* how the universe works to get the full experience. Most sci-fi movies just use spray painted airsoft guns to make it look more "futuristic" but a second glance shows how the gun isn't advanced at all. Or they just change the sound effects to make it sound high tech when it really isn't. That always bugged the hell out of me in Starship troopers, Alien, Doom, Avatar, Serenity, etc. This is a future setting that DOESN'T use lasers. It has more "hard" science than most any other popular sci-fi setting out there
>>80772 well considering that weapons in the ME universe are collapsible, they should contact whoever did this masterpiece right here.This gun? This collapsible gun? It's a real gun. Though the "cryo system" sure as hell fake, everything else on this bad mother is real. (Yes, not the tracking system shots, but everything else.)
>>80663Shepard.....
>>80776Wrex.http://gamerant.com/matthew-fox-mass-effect-film-benk-15653/
>>80774While they're at it they should hire the fashion designers from that movie as well. I really think Mass Effect needed better female outfits that wasn't the same thing being copy/pasted a million times over
>>80798I'd be willing to accept the terribly designed outfits if they were at least a higher resolution than something made in 1995.Most of the NPCs looked like they were wearing shits made out of padded quilts.
>>80798Oh lord please don't get me started on this again I don't want to monopolize the goddamn thread again
>>80800 There there Nurse. We agree, we know the horrors visited upon you and what might have been.But seriously, the concept art is just so much better than what all the various NPC decided to dress themselves in that morning.(Of course, the females still tend to be better dressed than the men, with that weird... fold-over breasted high necked shirt. Seriously, that outfit is awful.)
>>80807In the future, everyone is blind.
>>80809Fucking triffids.
SPACE CLOTHING.
Oh /v/, just, oh /v/.
>>80826That looks retarded.
>>80843Oh christ. I didn't think the Talifags would ever go that far.But...there it is.
>>80843>>80854Every fandom has nutjobs.
>>80856And at least those nutjobs are making sex puppets of fictional characters and not stalking real people.
>>80843Yet again, /v/ is small-time compared to /tv/.1/2
>>80861
>>80863
My suggestion for TIM.
>>80904I support this.
>>80904Now who do we get to play Miranda? She has to have an amazing bootay in order to play that role
>>80941I was going to suggest Yvonne Stahovski considering she was the voice of Miranda. But then I discovered Yvonne has DAT FLAT ASS.
>>80941Just get the actress they based her on, dye her hair black, and use a stunt booty.
Liara"I see you, Shepard."
>>80996I so want a Mass Effect/Avatar crossover.
>>80999Cannot unsee.
>>80904Why don't they just get Martin Sheen?
Every time I see Shepard with his red eyes, I think-DO YOU REMEMBER ME, EDDIE!? WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER.. I TALKED JUST.. LIKE... THIIIIIIIIIIISSS!
>>81014Because he would never fit into the sleek black suit.
Slowfag here. Listening to the closing credit song AS I TYPE. Felt good except for the part where my specialization into sniping was useless. Fuck you, Saren.
>>81025And by credits I mean ME1. Fucking Saren, just stay still long enough for sniping and stop fucking killing Tali, you ass.
>>81027Do you have a team member with Lift?
>>81033>party member with lift>party of tech/punch shep, garrus, talioh god dammit did i accidentally hardmode myself
>>81051Pretty much, yeah. Liara makes that last boss fight a cakewalk, since Saren will spend more than half his time arcing idly through the air while you fill him with bullets.
>>81051 Hey, overload and sabotage do wonders for completely screwing him up, so it wasn't that bad.Not like if you had chosen Ash and Wrex.
super NSFW so don't click if you don't like sex and stuff
>>81067lI can't help but be distracted by the background and foreground not matching in perspective at all.
>>81064>>81060>my faceFuck it, I'm gonna fuck him up with my psyker Femshep when I get there.
>>80904TIM?
>>81101TheIllusive Man
>>80904>>81101
>>81167To be fair, the second one was probably designed for humans. Turians would require vastly different technology.
>>81168And I dunno, I just figure the first one works for Shep because s/he's got a whole lot more cybernetics than Joker. There's more metal to Shepard than bone at this point, so I would think it would be easier to augment the skeleton.
>>81169Right while Shep may still be human I think he might even surpass Saren in the overall Density of his Cybernetics. Reaper Resurrected Shep would look more like a Terminator than a Skeletal Frame. Jokers body wouldn't be able to handle that kinda cybernetic wihtout a serious battery of meds and surgical time probably just as long as Shepwas on the tables.
>>81167I like to think that there was only enough resources for one person. So naturally Shepard chooses himself and disregards everyone else.
>>81169I'm partially imagining Male Shepard weighing like 300 lbs because of all his enhancements.I wish they would make a list of every little thing Cerberus improved on when they rebuilt him. The ability to process poisoned drinks for one.
>>81192BUT SHE STILLCAN'TDANCE
>>81192 Well considering Miranda was in charge and Cerberus's tendency to fuck up its own projects I'd say about a half of it is anything useful. The rest either being synthetic patching or purely cosmetic touch ups.
>MY FACEhttp://kotaku.com/5551650/mass-effects-citadel-is-made-from-lego/gallery/
>>81235FUCK. YES. NIGGER.
>>81235I wish I had a limitless supply of legosThen i'd make lego versions of everything and turn it into a table top game
>>81248That woman needs to be shot.
>>81260. . .Yeah, I'll just pretend that's a sane and measured reaction.
>>81261I don't think Kathy Griffin is known for engendering sane behavior in other people.
>>81235It's even better through 3D GLASSES!3D GLASSES!>>81248She looks and sounds just like my aunt.
Doing my second full run (me1 and then me2 straight after), is it worth getting the Kasumi dlc?
>>81276Are you sure that she isn't?
>>81298It depends on how you play. If you want a better SMG then yes. If you will only play using Kasumi in your squad on her loyalty mission then no.
>>81322Follow-up question: Do you want a team member with one of the best stealth abilities in the game? If yes, then get that shit.
Follow up follow up question: Do you want to play one of the most ambient and different missions in the game? If yes, then go for it.(seriously LOVE the music in Kasumi's mission)
>>81192I like to imagine Miranda putting a team of experts on the arduous task of reconstructing Shepard's genitals.
>>81366...You know, that raises an excellent point. Male!Shepard would have a predominately metal cock, wouldn't he? I mean, you'd think that would be one of the first things that burned up in the atmosphere and shit, sensitive flesh and all.
>>81367Remember that doctor from the first game in Garrus's special mission? He could grow extra organs from a single person. I bet somewhere out there they have the ability to regrow his penis
>>81370That's true, but the rest of Shepard has lots of metal in him too, you know? I bet just under the skin of his penis is the same metal latticework as that advanced skinweave shit you can get.
Playing ME2 now and OH MY GOD COMBAT AND INVENTORY ARE SO MUCH BETTERI keep accidentally issuing move orders to my guys, though, because my ME1 instincts have me hitting Q and E.
>>81373"PREPARE FOR POWERCOCK!" Shepard yells as his pants seemingly fly off of his body of their own accord"By the goddess!" Liara gasps at the reveal of Shepard's grand new sexual organ"BEHOLD ITS MAJESTY!" Shepard declares as he shoves the magnificent penis down Liara's throat with wild enthusiasmElsewhere Joker and EDI secretly watch and record the whole thing with plans to sell the sex tape on the extranet
>>81383It's four feet long and sentient.
>>81384 And has more processing power than EDI.Secretly, Cerberus always intended for Shepard to intergrate his cock into the Normandy systems, making the ENTIRE SHIP his massive flying genitals.
>>81387Thanks for that image of Lexx Normandy. Now I wonder were her "interface" is.
>>81389Right next to her blue box in the AI core.Legion watches with curiosity as Shepard fucks EDI and the Normandy into his absolute control
>>81410RAPING DIRECT CONTROL.
>>81423It's not rape if it's Shepard.
>>81427 Exactly, you can't rape the willing. And they're always willing for Shepard.
>>81410There's a fanfic out there that covers this subject.It exists and I will find it.
>>81457The only ME fanfics I've read were the ones where Tali and Admiral Xen hack legion and fuck him.
>>81445And his four feet long, sentient, biotic metal dick.
>>81461The only one I read was there Shepard goes to seduce Tali only to find out she's bigger than he is.
>>81461O-oh my...>>81465OH MY~
>>81465I remember something of that on /v/. I was intrigued.
>>81465 Yeah.... I remember that one.I feel horribly dirty, but I remember that one.
>>81466 The box Astro. You opened it. We came.
part 1/6you can find the rest yourself
>>81474The fact that I know enough about the series to come up with viable counterpoints to the comments made in this video makes me feel like the biggest nerd ever.
>>81474Gah, what I heard was an acceptable critique but dear merciful crap what is with the background music. I can't hear a word he or the characters are saying over the noise of the "paianee".
>>81482Shephard dying was utterly pointless, there's no denying this
>>81485It was a railroading tactic to get the plot in the second game moving. The Mass Effect series is largely cinematic, so even if they downsized the plot in ME2, they needed the resurrection device to give a reason for why Shepard would even consider working with Cerberus. Was it cheap? Yes. Was it unnecessary? Yes. They could have used more expository means to reach their end, but since Mass Effect is a story told in a combined third/first-person narrative, they did need to keep some information about the plot and Cerberus' involvement concealed, and the death of the main character was the best and most efficient way to accomplish that and quickly get to the action.I don't agree with their storytelling technique in the second game, but it cuts out the plot's elevator rides.
>>81489It was a long way from the best way to do it.Only point I could see is they wanted a way to explain why my savedata wouldnt carry over Shepherds stats and chose the most hamfisted method they could. Maybe the coffee boy snuck in and rewrite the script.
>>81485That's not true, Gives a story reason for touching up your character and allows the story to progress without you, granted a lot of how it was handled was bad, but it still had purpose.
>>81491What you have to understand is that the second game needed a certain level of immersion to be able to include new players. Sure, you lose your progress from the first game, but the choices you made are still there, showing that you had an impact on the story. That's as much as one can expect from an RPG sequel. It's not DLC, it is its own game.
You know, when I heard that Shepard got brought back to life in ME2, I figured Shepard died at the end of ME1, and then was brought back by Cerberus for ME2. They even did a fakeout for it in the ending of ME1! I think that would have been better.
You know, I would be more pissed about the review, if it didn't smack of self satisfaction to the degree it does. He's very polite, but the overall smug attitude doesn't help. It also loses some of its impact when he raises a point, and then shows the corresponding scene in the game... where it explains itself. Did he just... like completely miss the point of some of that? Was he too busy being superior to notice them? There are very minor things that I DO agree with, but overall, it feels as if he doesn't get the "game" portion of the equation. Even beside that, he seems to be missing the point of knowing about the world to fill some spots in since the team worked really hard in making a deep and immersive world. And his complete lack of suspension of disbelief really annoys me. How did Shep come back from the dead? Science. Yeah, but HOW?... Science. There isn't a real NEED to go further than that. This is a game that's broken the laws of physics by going FTL, what more do you expect from them?(Please note, I am well aware of the irony of calling him smug when I'm bitching about his bitching.)
>>81500 Give me the fucking physics equation for Mass Effect fields. My immersion in this game is completely ruined without it.
>>81500>It also loses some of its impact when he raises a point, and then shows the corresponding scene in the game... where it explains itself.I noticed this as well and it's why I stopped watching the first video half way through. That and his desire for as already said, the detailed explination of how his body survived after going into space.If he thinks the story is dumb then fine, that's his opinion and everybody has one. But he certainly doesn't seem to know why he doesn't like it.
>>81500>>81523Well the Mass Effect fields using dark matter and stuff is mostly based off of modern day theory that has yet to be proven. There are already many parts of the universe and galaxy that doesn't make any sense under our own laws of gravity. For example our own galaxy is too large to even exist by the current laws we know (think) to be true. Dark matter theories are sorta meant to fill in those holes and Mass Effect is supposed to be "hard science fiction" with that is to be assumed to be the most accurate portrayal of space travel and firearms of the future.You must remember at one point people thought StarTrek was Hard Science Fiction and was the most accurate portrayal of the future.So yeah... Mass Effect=Theories that a scientist can explainJust my two cents anyway. But the resurrection of Shepard felt a little TOO out there to really work. How do you bring someone back to life if their brain is completely decomposed and/or burned to a crisp? You'd just be making a mindless body with no memories
>>81525>How do you bring someone back to life if their brain is completely decomposed and/or burned to a crisp?Obviously, not all of the brain was destroyed, then. They salvaged most of the memories, reconstructed the rest. That's why certain things in ME2 are not quite as you 'remember them' from ME1.
>>81543But Garrus's father doesn't like Spectres so if anything Garrus deciding not to take Spectre training would make him happy
>>81551 "That boy never finishes anything he starts!"
OH SHIT GUYS ONLY 9 DAYS UNTIL OVERLORD
I wonder if the Geth secretly have a large cache of different foreign made AI created by various different species that they managed to collect over the years. For studying purposes or something
>>81745I imagine it more like that part of the city where all the immigrants collect, combined with the robot band from a Chuckie Cheese's.
>>81745really hope we get to play for geth peace in three
Just finished ME2. Nobody died. I am pleased.I kinda wish I could have gone for some of those romantic options, but I couldn't bring myself to have my Shepard cheat on Liara. Oh well.
>>81754Yea its why I'm using those savegames from that site to have a few multiples
>>81754Oh snap I forgot to make a save file where I dont cheat on LiaraO well
>>81745...All I can imagine is a geth completely made of iPhones formed from some integration experiment.But it is deemed completely useless because it can only run one unit at a time.
>>81799and as soon as they tried to network BAM failure
>>81800I wonder what a jail-broken geth would be like.Also...
This is how Miranda and Jack settle their problems after the events of ME2. Because you have to remember Jack was just about to try to kill herAlso ultra nsfw image to dont look at it unless you go to /d/ on a regular basis
>>81823Look at the size of that thing.
>>81823>Miranda being the "man"I am opposed to this.
>>81823Christ almighty, how does she have enough blood to sustain that thing?
>>81823>ultra NSFWSmaaaaall time.
>>81823I am actually disappointed.
>>81835Well I didnt want any prudes getting so upset they try to report me using a thousand proxies or something.
So I've finally gotten into this series. I'm not quite done with ME1 yet, but thus far it seems to be:GOD TIER:Joker, WrexHigh Tier: Garrus, TaliMeh Tier:Liara, KaidenShit Tier:Ashley
>>81834no blood it inflate. one of the many enhanced features in her body
>>82053That's about right.
>>82053>Shit Tier:>AshleyNo.Pretty accurate apart from that, though.
>>82070Ashley's dialogue essentially consists of "MEOWRR" and "BOO ALIENS SUCK" for most of the game. Fortunately, the game lets you handle her in the appropriate fashion.
>>82071Sigh.
>>82071I loved that choice. OH ERM GEE, YOU MUST SACRIFICE ONE OF YOUR PARTY MEMBERS, DO YOU KILL THE PRETTY COOL EX-MERCENARY, OR THE RACIST RELIGIOUS NUT? CHOICES CHOICES.
>>82077She mentions her faith all of once in an offhand way, and is no more distrustful of aliens than a hell of a lot of other characters. Navigator Pressley, for example. And Kaiden was never a mercenary. Whether Wrex lives or dies is totally separate from whether Ashley does.You're an idiot.
>>82077Kaiden was not a mercenary himself, he was just taught by one. Also Ashley's religion isn't the cause of her racism (I doubt it helps, but that's a matter for speculation). The choice is still very obvious and Ashley is still the worst party member, but one must keep the details straight.
>>82079Kaiden was taught by an ex-military Turian biotics expert whose neck he later snapped, not a mercenary.
>>82079Honestly Kaiden was my lest used character and I found him useless but I still had to kill Ash off.
Fuck, guys, I planned on doing a speedrun of ME1 just for shits and giggles, and I was going to refuse to let Wrex join the team. That way I could finally see what the hell happens when you go to Tuchanka in ME2. Except now that Wrex is telling me how he wants to team up I just can't tell him no.What do?If anybody knows if the Tuchanka scene just shows Wrex's bro without mention of Wrex that would greatly alleviate my dilemma.
>>82550He says that he's glad you let Wrex die or whatever because it left him to be in charge.
>>82558How the hell can I let Wrex die if I don't take him with me?
>>82561Mysteriously.
Goddammit Kelly.
>>83472>Shepard, you want to be everything and anything I want? Turn into a tharix cannon so I can calibrate dat ass.
>>83472That picture is so much better than the one it's based on.
So has anybody played Overlord yet? Thoughts?
>>83509I've been hearing spectacular things about it, and the gameplay screens look marvelous, but since I'm 80 BP short of the price, I'm just gonna wait for it to get added to the DLC pack torrents.
>>83509I've got it downloaded, but I haven't played it yet.Also, who wants to speculate on what plot hooks left in ME2 will be big in ME3?I figure Admiral Daro'Xen will use the research from the Alarei to do something really, REALLY stupid, thus triggering a war with the Geth.
>>83547And then Mordin uses the research he got from his loyalty mission to cure the genophage and Grunt helps to rally a Krogan army against the Reapers.
>>83606Hmmmm, the pinnacle of Krogan genetics rallying the troops..someone needs a shield
>>83606I want Krogan riding Rachni into battle.
>>83625That would be essentially the most amazing thing.
ME3 is gonna be huge if they include all the stuff you do from the DLCs and shit.
>>83509Was Stolen Memory even any good? I have yet to try it out cause I keep forgetting about it but I'm curious if it's even worth a play or not.
>>83670Yeah, Kasumi's a good character, the new weapon is astoundingly useful, and the mission itself is a decent ride.Far more enjoyable than the Firewalker missions.
>>83670Stolen Memory was a great DLC pack. Fantastic, even. The Locust SMG is fucking amazing, and the mission is a blast, too.>>83672I liked Firewalker :(
>>83677It's so boooooooring...But you are entitled to your opinion.
>>83678I'm with you. Firewalker was bullshit.
>>83678>>83681Well I won't argue that it was narratively boring, and the on-foot segments weren't terribly inspired. But I loved the fucking Hammerhead. It was what the Mako should have been.
Just finished Overlord. Fucking amazing. Definitely worth the points to get it. My only real complaint is that your squad members never say anything. I know why that is - voice acting costs money, after all - but it's still sort of annoying. When I've got Tali with me, and hearing about experiments to control the Geth, I'd expect her to sound off. Oh well.Apart from that? Brilliant. The Hammerhead is great as usual, and the level design really let it shine. Aite's environment looked absolutely gorgeous. Vulcan Station wasn't anything to right home about, but Prometheus Station was some creepy-ass shit, and when you got to Atlas, shit got seriously real. The game designers were clearly having way too much fun messing with your head.
Good prices on ME in the Steam sale.
>>83705Damn. Alright, I've got to finish up my ME troll game and get back on ME2 to play Overlord.
Alright, just bought Mass Effect 2. Any promo codes or free shit I can get? I vaguely remember Dr. Pepper giving out armor or something.
>>83874http://hellforge.gameriot.com/blogs/Hellforge/Mass-Effect-2-Free-Dr-Pepper-Promo-DLC-CodesNot sure if they still work but here are the DR. Pepper codes.
I really liked Overlord. I had a few minor problems with it though. For one, I brought Legion and Tali for a reason and neither of them said anything. Another thing is that the audio mixing for the VI made my ears bleed. The Hammerhead was actually tolerable this time so that was nice.
I loved Overlord. The Geth ship and Atlas station were awesome and creepy and the Hammerhead parts didn't make me want to punch a hole in my computer.Also, big spoiler: My only regret is not having the option to shoot the scientist in the face immediately after he walks in the room after you beat David. I wanted revenge after seeing the contraption he was stuck in. Shit was like a Saw movie.
Hope you did not miss the steam sale...
>His name is Shepard>Shepard is the savior of humanity>He died and was brought back to life>He has 12 Team membersWhy didn't I get this soooonnnnneeeeeeerrrrr
>>83916High school English taught me to block out any possible Jesus metaphors.
>>83916now all we need in game 3 is one betrayal and a crucifixion and we are all tied up.
>>83916Kind of undermined by the fact that he only had ten in vanilla ME2.
>>83921Including the survivors from the first game, it's 13, which becomes 12 when you subtract the one you romanced (they become Mary Magdeline).Mass Effect 2 features his death and ressurection, so I imagine Mass Effect 3 will feature the fulfilment of Shepard's prophecies regarding the Reapers, as well as the destruction of the Citadel. It will be the book of Revelations.
>>83973Heh now I'm getting a kick of of remembering the Beast Wars Finale and Megatron reading the Book of Primus. "I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I am that which is, which was, and is yet to come...and you will know my name is Megatron when I lay my vengeance upon you!" Such an awesome bit of epic
>>83974 I disagree! It was clearly an epic bit of awesome!
>>83974>>83990No no no, it was an awesome epic of bits!
>>83916Also, you missed one. Metaphorical Line of David...Anderson.
I just got the first game from a gift thread on /v/. Guess I'll see if I can get it to work after I finish Max Payne. I'm going to bet: no, no I cannot.
>>84130Wow, wouldn't have thought of that. Would Nihlus be John the Baptist with Saren as King Harod?Because then the Collectors could be the Roman empire, all of whom are influenced by the Reapers who represent Satan or Evil, which anyone can become or be controlled by, no matter their good intentions.Shepard's group mostly consists of people society rejects, too... Dammit, there are too many possible paralels here. I'll never get to sleep at this rate.
Word from the developers is they wanted 12 followers for a "Dirty Dozen" kind of feel.
Oh christ this game is so much more fun when you play it with an imported ME1 save. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE.WREX, MY FRIEND! BRO GRABS!
>>84340I'm still holding out for a Wrex romance/playable character option in ME3. Speaking of...I should probably get on with playing Overlord.
>>84366what kind of romance would you expect from a krogan?
>>84340Wrex is the only one who is completely and genuinely happy to see you alive. Everyone else is "Oh Shepard, why are you working for Cerberus?"Wrex is "Blah blah blah krogan politi-SHEPARD! MY FRIEND!"
>>84369Shep:"Wrex, fuck me in the ass like you did on Tuchanka." Screams of ecstasy vibrate through the ship.Garrus: MY CALIBRATIONS!!!!!
Hahaha, I just got finished with Tali's loyalty mission. Did anyone else pick up on the dick jokes while talking to Admiral Koris vas Quib-Quib?"I've considered applying for a transfer to a ship with a nice respectable name like the Defranz or the Ictomi."
>>84370Agreed. I was so pissed when I started a non-import Shepard and on Tuchanka the guy is all like "You are the one who killed Wrex."What the fuck, Bioware. Why would that be the default option?
>>84401Because you had to have max Persuasion or Intimidation for him to have lived. They assume you chose all neutral choices. Except for Verner or whatever, your fan. They assume you kicked his ass. And I kinda don't blame them.
>>84403You don't need max charm or intimidate if you do his side quest.
>>84407They also assume you only did the main missions and avoided the side quests completely.
>>84370Tali was pretty happy. Had to deal with Prazza being an idiot, though.>>84403>>84401One thing that does piss me off is that they assumed that you chose Udina as Councilor. What the fuck? Who in their right mind would choose that useless prick?
>>84413Because counseling makes Anderson a sad man.
>>84416But he gets to live with the delicious schadenfreude of having the job Udina desperately wants, AND bossing him around. Things balance out.
>>84416He's pretty sad to be the counselor's advisor, too. Might as well give him the job with authority at least.
Is there a considered most fun class to play as? I'm thinking of restarting and doing a different class cause I kept hearing about how Soldier is the most boring and easiest one.
>>84548Infiltrator or Vanguard.
>>84401So that people would have to buy the first one to get it right.
>>84549This. Bioware tried to make the classes have their own unique quirks, but none are more apparent than these two. As Vanguard you get to be a berserker packin' man-and-a-half and with Infiltrator you get to pretty much control the battlefield via aggro switching.
>>84548Infiltrator is pretty amazing. I have to say, though, I've found every class I've played to be both distinct, and fun. Bioware, I am impress.Also, maxing out Neural Shock makes husk swarms cake.
>>84561Also also. The mini-nuke is ridiculously fun. I just wish Power Cells weren't so limited. There's nothing quite like watching some arrogant prick ride up in a gunship, pulling out the M920 Cain, and showing him who's the boss around here.
>>84403Verner is a glitch, Bioware has stated so. Even if you treated Verner nicely in ME1, because a flag is set incorrectly the game assumes you pulled a gun to his face.Someday I need to give the other classes a try, but I just can't give up my beloved Infiltrator. I do kind of wish the AI wasn't that dumb, though. Flip on Tactical Cloak, and suddenly everybody forgets where Shepard was and attacks somebody else. Really? You just saw Shepard but I guess he/she's some kind of wizard to disappear in front of your eyes.
>>84589Why haven't they patched it yet? They've had time to release Matrix DLC but not make their game work properly?
>>84600>implying they didnt make the DLC before the game was released and have been hanging out in a pile of money doing no work since
>>84600They can't fix it. The problem is with Mass Effect 1... well, they could fix Mass Effect 1 so it won't happen again... lemme start over.The problem is that when Mass Effect 1 records the data for Conrad Verner, it writes it down as both "intimidate" and "charm". The game goes with the default since it doesn't know what to do with this info, so it's automatically "intimidate".
>>84601If that was the case they would have recorded voice dialog for your squad members for Overlord.I hate you so fucking much, Hock. You're way harder at level 9 than level 25. What the fuck.
>>84631What I hate about Hock is his goddamned accent. What the fuck is that supposed to be!? It's not even fucking consistent, goddamn.
>>84589>Even if you treated Verner nicely in ME1, because a flag is set incorrectly the game assumes you pulled a gun to his face. Oh shit! I always wondered why the hell he said that when I was the goodiest goody-two-shoes ever.
>>84633South African or something, I think.
>>84614Yeah. but they've already patched both games at least once. Why they didn't fix the most obvious problems just confuses me.
>>84643For this particular glitch: Nobody cares about Conrad Verner.Frankly, most of the glitches I've come across in ME2 have been hilarious. I'll never forget the time when I was chatting with someone, and suddenly Miranda is sliding around in the background, like she's in a Meet The Civilian video, until she gets to her proper position.(Getting glitched on top of objects and getting stranded there is no fun, though)
>>84646I like that one glitch whenever I first go to Tuchanka. When talking to Wrex and Uvenk. Wrex will be absent and there's so Uvenk gets a headbutt from nowhere. .
>>84646Ugh, I love floating up in the air for no reason. Oh hey! I can't get down! Wonderful. Oh great, the enemies have a clear shot at me! Superb!
My favorite part of Mass Effect is getting into deep shit, trying to sprint away from the clusterfuck you walked into, and running close enough to a wall that Shepard gloms onto it and end up completely exposed.
>Unintentionally closed off Tali romance path>Several dozen saves/hours ago
>>84647I get something like that in Miranda's loyalty mission. Whenever I do that awesome Renegade Interrupt, my Shepard is invisible during it...
>>84678I did that with Jacob a couple times. I just want to feel the delicious burn when I dump his ass. Finally learned to be nice to him this time.
>>84688If by "nice", you mean play along with the ridiculous porn dialogue.
Is a Mass Effect 1 fine too?WHY CAN'T I SIDE WITH WREX? HIS POINT IS COMPLETELY VALID.
>>85182[Motion for Dent to shoot Dr. Goblin]
>>85180Yeaaaah, that's exactly what I mean. I can't wait to piss him off and kill him in the suicide mission. TO THE VENTS MR TAYLOR, FOR SOME EXTRA STEAMY ACTION. *wink*>>85182You mean when Wrex gets his panties in a bunch on Virmire?You know what I love about ME1? Taking Garrus and Wrex with you for the final battle. They'll both tell you to fuck the Council. <3 (skip to the 3 minute mark)
I uhjust got both games.Oh god FPS games on consoles halp
>>86301Dude, what's the problem? Just twiddle the thumb sticks. Or just play both of them on the PC. (Trollface.jpg)
>>86343I've always used a PC for multiplatform FPSes, but hey guess what my computer's broke to fucking hell. ;;
>>86301The left and right bumpers are your friends. They pause the game, let you look around, breathe and think.
>>86432I've figured it out pretty quickly. Currently running around the galaxy doing stuff instead of going to Feros.
Did anybody else notice Pidgeons in SPAAAACE! ?
>>86791Haha, what, were did you find... Is that the derelict Reaper?
>>86791Haha, oh wow... Um, I'm going to guess that's the big freighter ship hanging on a cliff.
Idea came about after seeing how sex dolls in a factory looked a lot like Miranda from a thread in /toy/Heh I'm seeing Illusive Man running down a list of attributes before they encounter "The Factory""Like ours these are also the peak of human genetic engineering." *scene cuts black boots walking down a hallway* "Peak speed,strength ,intelligence and full biotic aptitude" *See the team readying weapons* "Plus" *takes drag on cigarette *see a Miranda Trio closing in* "These Hunt in Packs" *Two more appear from behind*
>>87267
>>87267I pray to god that Bioware redesigns Miranda, and gives her blond hair like her original designs. She just looks stupid.
>>87332sooo much looks off
I hope Mass Effect 3 isn't as poorly written as 2 and has some actual RPG elements too it.
>>87349
>>87349Oh, I get it! You're trying to troll!
>>87431>>87432Not trolling, but I guess I should clarify:I like the characters. I like the side missions. The dialogue can be really fun at time.Main story? Complete shit. It makes no sense and accomplishes almost nothing in the grand scheme of things. As for it being a shooter yeah I'm not taking that shit back, Mass Effect 1's RPG elements were shallow already, ME2 is basically just Gears of War with Bioware writing.
>>87435 >Main story? Complete shit. It makes no sense and accomplishes almost nothing in the grand scheme of things. And the reason for this effect? It's the middle story in a trilogy (not counting the ME spinoffs that will be milked). And the plot and story of a middle tale in a true trilogy is ALWAYS the weakest, because its just there to tie together the first and last tales. And since plot and story are the crux of RPG elements, that results in a weaker game.Keep in mind: I mean a TRUE trilogy, where 3 elements are actually part of a pre-planned story overarc. Books are usually written as true trilogies, while films that claim to be trilogies are really just movie reboots that came in threes. (See: Karate Kid, Indiana Jones, ect. Good series, yes, but not all TRUE trilogies)
>>87477Do you mean to tell me that Empire Strikes Back wasn't the best one?You'd be wrong, good sir.
>>87477 Mass Effect 2 does fucking nothing however. It doesn't connect shit, and being forced to either destroy the base or give it to FUCKING CERBERUS (who you work for with NO COMPLAINTS despite fighting them all the time in the first game) is just stupid.
>>87484 >>87486 It's a plot point. It doesn't do anything BECAUSE its JUST a plot point, not a development in itself. ME2 just advances you enough to setup for ME3, by dolling out set pieces with no big context. That sounds pretty close to what you're describing, espcially with your Gears of War comment.And no: The fact that it's the 2nd in a trilogy doesn't make it BAD. It just means than in terms of plot progression, its inheriently the weakest of the three. The characters progress the least compared to their introductory and climatic presentations in the first and third.Books are a better example than films, but most of the books I can think of also suffer from Trilogy Creep, which complicates things.
>>87486>NO COMPLAINTSThink how easy it would make reuniting with old crewmates if there was a "Hey, yeah, I'm working for them, up until they inevitably betray me. I'm not stupid."
>>87503 Actually, thats pretty much a dialouge option in ME2 if you meet up with the surviving human crewmate from ME1.Ideally that'll reflect your choices in ME3, to boot. But goddamn thats gonna be a shitload of writing. Hope they're doing what J. Michael Straczynski when it came to organizing plot points: Flat out get 'em physically written down and networked in a binder.
Good lord the number of ME images on /v/ is mind boggling. That Tali set is over 200.
>>87554>That Tali set is over 200.Only 200? Color me dissapointed.
>>87567That surprises me. /v/ must be hard gay for Garrus, when I grabbed the set it was 333 images. And i think there's a 2nd set of garrus out there.
>>87585Well, there was that sticky...
>>87585>>87567would there happen to link download links of these sets?
>>87592I've got the dl link for the big Garrus set, but I didn't grab anything else sorry.http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7SJ0HH3BI also just saw this on Kotaku. Those figurines...I want. Except Shepard, he is pretty meh.http://kotaku.com/5593759/dcs-mass-effect-killzone-god-of-war-toys-up-close--totally-awesome/gallery/
Polite sage for more news:The latest Mass Effect 2 DLC has been revealed, Lair of the Shadow Broker!Two years ago, Commander Shepard died and Liara T'Soni fought in a desperate struggle against the Shadow Broker to recover her former Commander. Now that Shepard is back, it's time to even the score.Team up with Liara and confront the mysterious and sinister Shadow Broker in the latest expansion to Mass Effect 2, coming soon! In the mean time check out three new screenshots and stay tuned for more info on Lair of the Shadow Broker.http://masseffect.com/media/screenshots/
>>87593>No SamaraOh ten thousand volts of FUCK YOU
>>87595I don't think this is necessarily ALL the action figs. I don't see why they wouldn't make all of the main characters. Maybe not Kasumi and Zaeed since they're DLC (which would suck, I would KILL to have a Zaeed figurine) but c'mon... This is the kind of shit you know ME fans are going to eat up like fat kids on chocolate cake. It's guaranteed money.
>>87594Well now I have to get a Live account when it comes out.
>>87596I seem to recall Bioware stating that this is merely the first wave of figures and more were to come. Could be wrong, though.>>87594Nifty.
>>87595>Mordin>You're choosing to complain
>>87594Yesssssssssssssssssssss.Oh god please have dialogue trees for Shepards who romanced her.
>>87613And this is less likely, but please have unique dialogue for bringing Tali or Garrus along.
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>>87624Soundtracks, Remixes and General Music:http://www.mediafire.com/file/f2chjfgzqno/Mass Effect OST.rar - ME1 Original Soundtrackhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/jnimnzveqkm/ME2OSTd1.rar - ME2 Original Soundtrack - Disc 1http://www.mediafire.com/file/krmzlgjbt1d/ME2OSTd2.rar - Disc 2http://www.mediafire.com/file/ntnnoiwmdgc/13 – Samara.mp3 - Replacement for the corrupted version of Samara's track (Disc 1, track 13)http://www.mediafire.com/file/ytyzgt1zzmb/ChorasDen.mp3 - ME1 Chora's Denhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/zegt3nie4wm/Flux.mp3 - ME1 Club Fluxhttp://www.mediafire.com/?dgnjyzyqdjc - Afterlife, Lower Afterlife, Club Dark Star and Club Eternity songshttp://www.mediafire.com/?jyytutzzyjytzw3 - Tanker's 5.1 Surround Sound M4 Parts I & II Mix (part II plays at the end of ME1)http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4347/m4artword.jpg - Artwork to the songAudio clips:http://www.mediafire.com/?5lmd2xy9hwd1t2b - Harbingerhttp://www.mediafire.com/?brodt7f9tmi83qj - Gunnery Sergeanthttp://www.mediafire.com/?av63e7d8ljm11k3 - Favorite Store on the Citadelhttp://www.mediafire.com/?sga98a9u68swgwo - Kal'Reegarhttp://www.mediafire.com/?phrn4fj03rgd0l8 - Ah yes, Reapers!http://www.mediafire.com/?txeu8zaninlvinu - Afterlife Dancehttp://www.mediafire.com/?vlgejab1eddmgep - Afterlife Lounge
>>87595There's always next wave.
How the hell do I get those stupid mastery achievements on ME1? I swear, I tallied over 90 uses of Lift, and nothing.And fuck the companion thing. I can't get any of them to unlock.
>>87625Shep's pretty fail.But DAT TALI