I have had essentially the same haircut for nigh on fifteen years. It is time for a change.So, I'm cutting most of it off. After pic will be posted when I'm done.Previous thread >>19084
It's not a good haircut but it was too damn hot when it was longer. And considering I did it myself with a webcam and a cheap clipper set, I'm satisfied.
>>27840looks fine to me. shepard.
>>27841And now I have a Halloween costume idea.Wrex.
Have a faggy myspace esque picture of me.
>>27840I prefer this haircut. It reminds me less of the guy who awkwardly touches me at the public library.Not that that ever happened, just sayin. Looks good.
>>27844I was scrolling by this thread really fast and at first I thought you were the actress who played Dren from Splice . I am all sads now. :(
>>27851Backhanded compliment... or fronthanded insult.
Lookit dem nosehairs.I'm such a beaut.
>>27840....take out the garbage, Chev.
>>27856"Like baby baby baby oh!"
Skype House is best house.
>>27865Agreed
>>27866Thus, the Internet was gifted with a new, hilarious reaction image.
>>27866Best video chat in a while.I hope you enjoyed the cereal box.
>>27880Gorilla munchan it up.
>>27859no wai you can't make me you're not my real dadMost of that bulk is the bagged hair I cut off, and it's kind of sitting on top of a box. There's not as much in there as there looks to be.
So, to creep this up a bit...there are a number of people I've been waiting on to reveal themselves for no other reason than it's just a good excuse to not post my pic on a chan before they do. So far only Red and possibly Dr. Sivana have been tacked off, leaving only Anonex & Maru, and maybe Mindwipe.Or I can wait until I participate in p4c meet-up.
Sporting my brand new helmet. Rather fetching, dontcha think?
STARRING NEW FRIEND...............EMMAor at least the back of her head
>>28338You got a purdy necklace.
>>28338oh god that dog in the background, What is it?
>>28349German shorthair pointer and springer spaniel mix. I need a new picture of her! She's cute as a button but a little shit!>>28348I've had 3 or 4 compliments on it since I started wearing it again. It was my great-grandmother's. She gave it to me when I was just a tiny kid before she died.sage for who cares blah blah blah me me me stuff
>sage for who cares blah blah blah me me me stuffThis is +4. In the camwhore thread. If that bothered us we wouldn't be here.Also, my new laptop has a camera in it, so now I can share my ridiculous hair with everyone.
>>28351you're too humble. actual cool story, bro-ette. also, i'm amused at how emma is unruly even during a simple photoshoot.
>>28356A cool dude with a cool voice.>>28241And Airchoi Méndez.
>>28356Looking kinda RDJ there, bro.
Until now, I've been too shy to post my picture in one of these threads. But now that I've finally taken a flattering one I think I'm ready.
>>28404bestreactionimagesincesagehoge.jpg
>>28356Huh, it's the unholy lovechild of Keamy and The Man In Black.
>>28404:3
>>28404I nominate you as mascot forever!
>>28389Why thank you sir.>>28392I assure you that's just a trick of the camera.And now... I got a haircut. Check this crazy action.
>>28451Aw, shucks. I hope I do a good job!
>>28491:3
>>28338
>>28527c:
Oh hey now that we have a thread I can post this. I was going to post it before but the prior thread was locked and I didn't want to start a new one.Somehow I ended up on grilling duty that day, and the only cooking instrument we had was a knife.
>>28711How can someone own a grill but not at least own a spatula? They usually come together! If not, most stores sell cheap ones for a buck or less.Either way, it appears the food came out pretty sharp looking.
>>28719Oh, we found that grill sitting outside. It's not ours. I think the person who organized the whole thing thought somebody would have a spatula we could borrow.And thanks! The food did come out well. The burgers kind of fell apart because it was hard to flip them, but the hot dogs worked out okay.
New Picture for new camwhore thread.
Malfoy to Weasley in 4 hours.
Awesome.I always find these threads when they're so big I don't wanna post lest I be ridiculed a slowpoke.
Great Job!
All of you are as gorgeous as usual!Also, hahah, elevator mirror.
Love my pellet gun...
I am intensely interested in this book I'm reading!
Simply FASCINATING!
>>28956your haaaaaiiirrr :o
Red used to call me either Draco or Roxas, depending on the level of bedhead I was exhibiting that day.Now she's switched gears to Weasley or Conan :I
>>28972Today is obviously a very Conan day.Now all you need to do is dance like a marionette and touch your nipples, and the transformation shall be complete!
>>28973awkward...
>>28982>awkwardMoar liek "o shite creep."
>>29016Looking back, oddly enough, there's not a lot of Conan O'Brien references which WOULDN'T sound creepy...
>>29017I think you honestly could have gotten away with a masturbating bear reference... but you had to take the not quite low enough road.
I really don't get why is this in /coc/
>>29022Yeah, honestly, I don't either, but it does have two interesting effects from being on /coc/.1. More interaction with people who almost exclusively use /baw/ and people who mostly go to /co/, /tg/, or /draw/ related boards.2. more controlled camwhoring
>>29018Not quite subtle enough so only the clever catch it, not quite extreme enough to no longer be even remotely believable. Totally get that.>>29023Yeah, it's kind of weird, but even people who aren't always affiliated with /coc/ pop up in these threads from time to time. An odd hub for namefags.
A photo of my family and I from my engagement party a couple of weeks ago.
>>29025Unless you're that old bloke who's prob'ly your dad, you're not that bad looking, mate.
>>29026I would be the guy in the centre with the goofy "I hate having my photo taken" grin. That old guy would indeed be my dad.
>>29027Oh.
>>29027You look like my cousin!Sorry if that was creepy.
>>29030Your cousin is a very sexy man,
>>29022First couple of threads had something to do with a making a collage of Trip/name/anonfags, and showing the face of Plus4chan, I guess.And then no one cared, and just decided to camwhore it up.
>>29032We had a whole bunch of Anonymeese in there too, not just nametripfags.
Also, in an attempt to warm up, I am now impersonating Link.
My nephew amuses me to no end.
>>29033I included the anon!>>29035Which one's your nephew?I mean, I know it's probably the baby but...Well, you never know.
>>29038Oh hey, you did. My bad, brosef.
>>29032Heh. We should blend/mesh all faces in these threads. One for men, one for women.The result'll be the "face of male/female plus4"
>>29032You have educated me. Thanks, Max.
>>29038The baby. The scraggly guy is my spouse.
>>29061See, I thought you'd said you were a girl, so that picture confused me to no end.>>29025Shepard.
>>29071>ShepardI KNOW, I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT.
Great. Now whenever I look at my brother I'll see Shepard.
>>29094If I ever create a male shepard, I'm naming him Slek.
>>29071Men in my life are far more photogenic than I. The only decent pictures I've got are from my wedding. Plus I'm one of those insufferable people who love baby pictures.>>29094I'm failing to see a downside here.
Have a picture.
I have to go Lois, someone needs me.
Captain Man boring me and Ifechukwude to death.
>>29340
>>29340thisisdoomgivingafuck.png
>>29327DAT CURL
This could end up being my personal equivalent of Bea's cold stare.>>29376http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
>>29376Godspeeeed.
>>29378The Assumption of Doom.
>>29400Praise be to Thor.
?
This is me attempting to draw naked dudes while listening to Twilight.Look of horror provided by both factors.
Celebrating the return of the site with some general faggotry.
>>29458hey femanon~don't tell me you smoked the whole thing already
>>29459|Not yet.
I make all kinds of stupid faces at Cassie.>>29458dose dimples
>>29458Damn it, Amy.
Which facial hair, /coc/?Which facial hair?I like to call this a photoMANTAGE.[i]Deleted and reposted with extra sage because I had output the wrong MANTAGE.
>>29469My vote goes to first or last.Regardless, don't do the soul patch unless you have a time machine to go back to the 90's.>>29462Kitty!
>>29469Middle. Totally the middle. The gringo is coming back in a big way!
>>29469I went from the top to second-to-top today. Dunno how happy I am with it.
>>29470>don't do the soul patch unless you have a time machine to go back to the 90's.At my age, it's like the 90's never ended.>>29471Also: Frank Zappa.>>29473No. 2 felt weird to me. I was glad to whittle it down to no. 3.
>>29469Number 1, definitely. Or number 3, but I'll need to see how much leopard print decor you have first.
>>29469#3 or #4 my brother.>>29462:3>>29458Looking as good as usual tooth.dat moustache
>>29469#1But I am biased because I prefer men with facial hair, not whispy soul patches.
>>29469#1
>>29469#3 because of swashbuckling opportunities.
So I'm sensing a lot of hostility toward the soul patch, but love for the Zappa and the full beard. Interesting.
>>29469All facial hair should look like either Tony Stark or a famous scientist/mathematician from the days of muttonchops.
>>29497I like it.Then again everyone in my family has been clean shaven forever and for always so I know nothing of facial hair.
>>29501>muttonchopsYES.Give me more.A finely groomed and waxed moustache is fine too.
>>29497Very few people can pull off the Zappa. But you do so most admirably.
>>29462Pretty sure you just have a stupid face.
>>29462>Pretty sure you just have a stupid face.
>Doing my best Slek impression
oh boy I didn't know we had camwhore threads, look at all you sexy beasts here.
No one in my family can take pictures. I didn't even know he was taking it, just glanced over at the right second.
>>29530Damn anon, you are fiiiine~
>>29530:3We also have older camwhore threads with many handsome/pretty namefags/Anonymous...es. I guess I shouldn't be so shocked, but I'm happily surprised every time. I'd post more pics but I've become camera shy. Maybe after a haircut. Have an oldish pic.
...Ah. An oldie-but-goodie.
>>29533IN FERROUS' LABORATORY, LIVES THE SMARTEST BOY YOU'VE EVER SEEN
>>29533>I AM A SCIENTIST. THIS IS MY URINE.>SCIENCE!
I love my headphones, but they give me terrible headphone hair.
>>29533>labcoat>jar of pissAnd then Ferro drank all the beer.
>>29533Kabayan?
>>29525Why hello Crushling. You've suddenly become even hotter!
>>29545Umm... Err... Well I am Filipino American if that's what you're wondering. My mom's from the Manila area and my dad's parents are country hicks from Tarlac or something.
>>29541>I AM A SCIENTIST. THIS IS MY COFFEE.>SCIENCE!With apologies to Rametarin.Sage for fucked up late night typo correction.
Hair cut. Redyed.Rare sans-spectacles shot.
With wiggling kitten.
>>29582>>29583If I wasn't already batting for Team Lesbo, you'd totally make me sign up.
>>29582>>29583
I haven't shaved or changed my hair. Just making sure the suit still fits.
>>29646It fits a little too well... JUST AS PLANNED.
Please tell me you will be cosplaying him at SDCC 2010.Though, you might have to lose the facial hair.
>>29648Yes and I agree. I'll lose the porn stache and such before I do.
>>29646>>29647Stupid sexy Ferro.
>>29646>>29647Well if this erection is anything to go by, I'm still liking that suit on you.
...Too...much...hair...on...my...HEAD.
>>29654>tooth>erection>tootherection
Cassie sometimes perches on my shoulders, if only for a moment.She actually took the last two pictures herself by hitting the photo button upon landing.
>>29673Your cat is adorable.
>>29677That she is.
>>29659You already know.
Here is me making a face at Comic-Con for some reason.Where are comic-con pics?!?!?!?
>>29734here are a couplerighthere
Introducing new friend............FERROUS FELLOW/NIGHTWING
>>29736>>29735wooo! proof we exist! I wish I took more pics.
gdoamn this new webcam program is confusing
Cap's starting to upload everything.
>>29747cool face
>>29748You sad cuz I'm stylin on you.
>>29749friend
>>29750
>>29736I can't stop laughing at the size difference between your heads.Also Bea, you have the cutest smile.
>>29769...but I hate my smile so that's why i try not to do iti literally have no idea what's charming about my joker grin but thanks i guess
>>29771Excuse me young lady, are we going to have to Wrassle' over this? You're lovely.
>>29771I know exactly what you mean.
>>29771>i literally have no idea what's charming about my [smile]oh you made me do it again
>>29769Also this coming from you says a metric buttload.sage for double proast
So, yeah. This is a recent one. Apparently, here I look like (and I quote)>...like Bieber's attic dwelling older brother.I kinda do, now that I think about it.
>>29530aw, it's me back when I was anonymous.and bea your smile is adorable, what is your problem
>>29061>>29035Talk about score.>>29469Number 2.>>29771I think it's very communicative.
>>29771>i literally have no idea what's charming about my joker grinIt's cute, it's clean, it's friendly and it's surrounded by a just as charming face....Wait. All you girls do this. Self-depreciation to get attention....Eh. It's cool.
>>29847I'm pretty genuinely boggled by this, but it's very reassuring to hear that perhaps it is not as horrifying as I have been lead to believe.I have been having way too many of these eye openers lately, it is actually very overwhelming!>>29846>I think it's very communicative.>"I am going to eat you for dinner!">>29837comrade how did you get such great hairgive it to megive
>>29853Yeah, I would "eat you" for diner.
>>29853sorry bea, but my hair only looks good when it's in blurry photos!curls are fun but BITCHES to take care of
>>29862Cute, though :)
>>29864My word! Doctor Girlfriend, you must be some kind of headless horsewoman. also, i love your hair. also you need to move to san diego so we can start the first phase of WEST COAST AVENGERS plus4chan heights-west.
>>29873Skypehouse, Dr. Faggot.
>>29885Well, considering that the majority of people who will live in it are regulars, YEAH SURE WHY NOT.At the very least I think the clubhouse with the hookers&blow room should be called Skypehouse.
Here am I.
>>29909Here is how I looked when I eschewed shaving - should I go back to this?
>>29910>>29909You look pretty fine with or without actually, but I say more power to the facial fuzz. Brings out that cracking bone structure.
>>29910Wesley.
>>29914...Sneijder?
On the left is me. On the right is my friend, Cyd, who is made of rainbows and love.
These are from a parade. The Inserthometownname Democrats Club gave me the flag. The Republicans just threw Tootsie Rolls.
Dis weeaboo is so sugoi.
>>29969Doooorks~Also your friend is gonna grow up to be Edna Mode, I hope you know that.
Here, have some army camwhoring. All jacked up like, to boot!
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>>30007This is the only good thing in this thread.
>>30016>implying this thread has room for "good things">implying that was a good thing
ugh I keep failing to take a decent passport photo. Either the background is too dark, too much flash, or it's all unfocused.How does this look?
>>30065What were you arrested for?
note to all: taking pictures of yourself singing as opposed to being video taped == constipation... or maybe it's just me.
No one's doing anything tonight and I am procrastinating.
Before...
>>30105And after!New haircut everyone!
>>30033Me again.
>>30106>oh you mad cuz im stylin on you
>>30106The lightning in that photo is much less flattering, but the new cut is better.
Every day I think to myself that I need to cut my hair, and every day I put it off. Oh well, maybe this weekend.
>>30149shuttup.it.looks.good.txt
SAME PERSON
>>30117>LightningHow dare you insult Lord Raiden like that!
>>30154>implying i would enjoy having relations with Magibon
>>30154Complete with busted teeth?
>>30170WHY DO YOU THINK MY MOUTH IS CLOSED?
>>30172BECAUSE THE BRIGHTNESS AND JOY OF YOUR SMILE WOULD BLIND EVERYONE ON /coc/ TO DEATH
School starts on tuesday. Already feeling like they can kiss my whole asshole.Buuut this time next year I'll be in university.Maybe I'll actually get a haircut by then.>>30154You are terribly moe. I must squish your face between my hands.
>>30194God, I'd fuck you so hard and use that tie as a leash/choker. Then I'd make you suck me off until I blew my load all over those cute glasses.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>30195i hope you enjoy being fucked in the asshole by strap-ons.
>>30198Did somebody say getting fucked in the ass by Strap-ons?
>>30199BAD END Post some pics!
Me and the God of Party ANDREW WK!
>>30194I keep forgetting how attractive some of the folks here are. Goddamn.
>>30212wait, you're legal, right? I wish to minimize the creep levels here...
>>30213Treading dangerous waters there Max.
>>30247Dude, to me, looking at a girl makes me feel creepy, never mind hoping I didn't just call an underage girl "hot".
>>30209Awesome.
>>30254His show was so good. And I had him and Reel Big Fish sign my shirt!
>>30253You did.
>>30267ffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>30271For what it's worth, you're a very likable creep.
>>30212>>30213You're in your early 30s or something, right?
>>30289I'm...I'm 24...god, I look like crap...
Look at those Patrick Swayze eyes. Unf.
I think this is the first time I've posed for a camera this year.
>>30212>>30213Hey, did you go to a Graphics College in Bethpage, NY?
>>30300Nope. Never been to New York either. Born and lived in Chicago 'til I was 6, lived in a suburb near Cleveland 'til 13, and have been in Texas since then.
>>30302Ok then. You just looked like someone I knew from 2001 to 2005.
>>30333A Jane Doe is fine too....
>>30333Who knew you were such a catty person.
>>30365children who have no positive way of getting attention will often find obnoxious ways if that's what it takes.stop being a babby
>>30368I'm just fuckin with people, most people already know what I look like.Calm down
After eons, I finally post my pic here. My hair faded insanely in the last week and I can't afford to get it redyed. So now it's back to auburn instead of red. I am so terrible at taking selfpics :/
>>30370<Venkman> I want to pinch Red's cheeks.<Maritova> :3<Venkman> Among other things...<MrGreen> face cheeks?<Venkman> Sure.
>>30365Is that you? Is that soap?>>30370Well I'm glad that worked out for you.
>>30370Red, you are adorable.
>>30369You're the one who looks like a pedophile, right?
>>30389inorite?
>>30370Turn the camera around so the little screen is facing the mirror, angle it using the reflection to judge, and enjoy photos free of smudged glass and "this is my camera derp".In other news, you are CUTE and I want your HAIR.
>>30390Yeah so I look like you
>>30397>implying Toxie looks like GradamitI lol'd at the reaction image. Fuck.
>adorable :3My self esteem should've done this ages ago. >>30393My hair is a wavy mess of awesome and you can't have it.
>>30397You don't look like MC Chris. Also, Red, is adorable, who knew?No wonder Maya was all up on that.
>>30400>My hair is a wavy mess of awesome and you can't have it.SISTER
Cut my hair last night. Tried to go for a kind of Ipso Facto style, but I'm not sure if I like it yet.
>>30514I miss your hawk
>>30517Yeah, me too. Hell, if I had the money to pay for the products to keep that shit up, I'd do it again.
>>30514You have, like, the perfect face for pulling off that hairstyle. I'm a little jealous
>>30514Cute.
Posting pictures of myself on the internets... HERE I GO!!!
>>30522I'm still new to camwhoring so please excuse me.
>>30522>>30523
I really should get the rest of my vacation photos from my friend
>>30514Oh snap. I feel bad for automatically assuming you were a different gender. Jeez. I love that hair. I'm all jealous because I've realized short hair is not a good look for me. Proof posted.
>>30514I want your hair. Give it to me.
>>30545I think your beard just throws it all out of whack.
>>30749I'm not the one with the beard. D:
>>30759I think that was joke.I hope that was joke...
Boy it sure is awesome how much I don't know a damn thing about anyone here despite being here so long...
>>30765To be fair, I'm new-ish and I sort of lurked my way in here without invitation.I forgive you. Have a nephew.
I think this one is very unflattering, but it shows my most-used expression.
Pixie cuts are so nice.
>>30922Why do you always look like you're in pain?
>>30922Sweet shirt!>>30951Lack of drugs.
>>30922Seeing you in green & yellows reminds me of Dave Lizewski.
KITTEN
>>31023Goddammit I am full of all sorts of jealousy. Someday I'll get cats....someday...*sigh*
>>31023so cuteI have a new hoodie, it is soft and warm and makes me happy
Got a haircut recently. I kinda hate how short it is.Fortunately hardly anyone sees it because I'm a hermit and my work uniform is full-body.BEHOLD, MY 'SERIOUS' FACE. No one can ever take it seriously.
>>31065Hey Anna Paquin, I didn't know you posted here.
>>31067Wow, Bones, for a second you looked like Agent of Hydra to me.
>>31074I can fit a straw through my front teeth!
>>31081I am very 'typical white guy.'
>>31089"It helps me sip mah sweet tea!"
>>31129God sweet tea is delicious. PS: Gaps are adorable.
>>31172"No, Doctor Girlfriend. You are the delicious."And then Doctor Girlfriend was a sweet tea.
>>28956>>28957Needs more Mohawk!
>>31210i counter your shirt with mine.and a fez. because fezzes are cool
>>31227
>>31227...Damn, Nerve's was right. HYDRA, I'm pretty sure we're separated at birth.
>>31227>>31257
>>31258im sure i'm taller
>>31067Short hair is master race. Go eve shorter. Romper Stomper style.
>>31227Red Lantern shriners. A bunch of ornery old guys with blood spittle in the corners of their mouths, driving around in red construct mini cars, cursing.Fund it, DC. FUND IT.
Me with London, Ontario rapper Shad. Honestly, one of my favourite artists, who I got to see for the third time this summer. He remembered me from the last time we talked (even my name!) and his bassist was like "Dude, you were the only one who knew all the words to all our songs! I saw you from the stage!"Twas a good day. Second interview with him; very nice guy. Eloquent rhymes with minimal swearing and amazing flow.
So uhI could use your help.I've been growing my hair out for over a year now, with only a small trim or two in between. I've always liked the idea of long hair, but I honestly don't know what to do with it and recently I've been pondering just cutting it short with a beard trimmer like one of my roommates does (not having to pay the expense of a barber is a plus for me). The long hair has been getting harder to control and keep tied, especially now that I've started working out at the gym where it likes to loosen itself, and overall it's become a hassle. On the other hand, I don't want to rashly do something I'll regret and have to wait another year.So could I get some general hair-related input? I'm pretty fashion/appearance retarded.Also I promise to shave off that neckbeard! I got lazy with it last week.
>>31770If the gym is your big issue, just wear a bandana when you work out.Haircut-wise, I give horrible advice. Once I asked a hairdresser to give me a haircut like Aquaman just to see what would happen.
>>31770(Man, I haven't been at the stage you're in for a while...)If it's any reassurance, the loosening and getting-in-the-way thing gets better the longer you grow it out. If that's all you have after a year, I can understand if you're too impatient to wait about another year to get it to a point where things fall into place better.Also, if your hair has the body/strength for it, layer that shit. Regardless of how long it is, it'll look better with a little definition.I might post a set similar to this but with myself for vanity reference. In the meantime, have some Mikkey Dee.
>>31777Speaking as someone whose had their hair just about every length from ass-long to nearly a crew cut, any hair past the shoulders is almost totally negligible. The way it hangs around your face is really what people are going to notice.
>>31778I can't imagine you with long hair. It seems wrong somehow.
>mfw my face
It's you!!!
>>31777Smith is completely right in every way here, also what Squid said.
>mfw I go outside
>>32034What a handsome individual.
>>32034You are not bald.I was promised bald.Why are you not bald?
>>32223pablo has not achieved justin levels yet. he has to stay outside longer.also palindrome number