Hi, I'm Minifig, you might know me from 4chan's Superdickery threads. It seems that 4chan decided to ban my ISP owing to some chucklefuck posting cp or something. So until that gets sorted out, I'm going to crash here, doing what I do best - post comics from superdickery.com, along with a load of blather you don't give a shit about.
It's Sky Lynx!
I was close.
Darn it Clint, that was a nice sweatshirt. You didn't have to rip it like that. Not even The Salvation Army will take it now.
Go go unecessary exposition!
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>SuperduckeryPost that and I will care WAAAAAAAAAAAY more.
>>91839I just spent three minutes trying to figure out how to do a duck-themed homage to Actions Comics #1.I hope you're satisfied.
Actually, he's a charter member of the New Teen Titans.Yes, there is a difference.
>>91840Very.
I think we all know what's going to happen next.
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>>91842Well, at least somebody's happy.
>>91844That is one eminently tough automobile.
Anybody miss the days when Jericho wasn't a super-secret bad guy?
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Staring contest!
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Post-Crisis Clark Kent had the goofiest glasses for so long...
Well, it's context.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesophttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenAesopWhich of these links defines the fifth panel? You decide!
A few issues later, Lex feeds a bunch of data into a machine, which realises Clark Kent is Superman, but Lex thinks that Kent's too much of a weenie to eb Superman, and throws a tantrum.
And now, time for some Silver Age Earth 1 and Earth 2 goodness!
This should be good...
Hey, look everyone! Hawkman's being useful!
Wow. Golden Age Sandman's gun makes no sense whatsoever.
Okay, that's pretty damn cool.
I am liking Dr. Mid-Nite's style.
Well, that must be awkward.
That must be so damn weird.
HECK YEAH HOUSE AD THAT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE MUCH SENSE
Look at Dr. Mid-Nite, all contempletative and shit.
Oh, this was set during the time that Alfred was dead.
I'm going to make a bold statement and say that Enrichetta Negrini isn't a real name.
Great work there, Dinah.
This certainly isn't going well.
Oh my, I wonder what will happen now?
Huh. I honestly thought Hawkman was going to get his arse handed to him.Live and learn, I guess.
I like how The Spectre's basic instinct is to go "Nah, I'll be fine. I'll just punch it."
The fiend! He's turning him into a bobble-head!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this story is now in-fucking-sane.
If you'd liek to know more about Silver Age Blockbuster, I'm pretty sure his origin story is in Greatest Batman Stories Ever Told.
Well, this isn't going well.
Seriously, "Alfred Memorial"?
Those facial expressions sure are... yeah.
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Ohhhhhhhhh this is going to be great.
You know what, Lana?Fuck you.
Yes, that was an actual thing that happened.
Has anyone else besides Elliot S! Maggin ever "got" Superman's mythos more than Cary Bates?
Speaking of Cary Bates, why the hell hasn't this place gone deliriously happy that Cary Bates has brought back the Elseworlds imprint?
Aw, the little tyke...
That is one nice bow-tie.
Wait, how can you delect a scanner?
Sorry for the delay - had to help get my little brother ready for university.
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Well, that's a downer.
Huh. That's a pretty damn good bit of retconning.
Why have I only just noticed that they're dressed like Father Christmas' elves?
Seriously, they're like extras from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians...
It's the candy-stripe tights - I can't take them seriously any more.
Wait, THEY'RE being selfish?
This ought to be good...
Well, I'm done for today, but tomorrow I hope to post Superman Vs. Muhammed Ali! Or rather, I hope to post it on regular 4chan...
Thanks bro!>>91848This is very typical of Byrne, right?
>>91848>http://www.heroplay.com/features/articles/display.php?id=27Whoa whoa whoa, what the fuck, John Byrne?
>>91848>>91914I can never read his stuff again. It's just... Weird! Really, really weird!
Well, my ISP is still banned for the forseeable future, so I guess I'm stuck here. Ah well, might as well make the most of it.
Wait, Betty Ford's on there?
I love how when the 70's rolled round, Metropolis just sort of had minorities all of a sudden.
Oh, Jimmy...
I already love this comic.
Whoopsy-doodle!
70's Superman is the best Superman.
And of course, it wouldn't be a 70's comic without the narration boxes going full-on ridiculous on us.
That's some nice smack-talk there.
In b4 DBZ
Stupid Commies.
Christ, what an asshole.
Stupid asshole robots.
Well, that's a non-sequiter.
Coming this winter to NBC: Ali 'N' Supes!
Oh hey, it's Adam Strange.
Yep, this is post-1977, all right.
Heh, Perry was a former Golden Gloves. Cute.
In b4 Spidey.
You tell 'em, Ali!
Ouch.
Well, this should be interesting.
You tell 'em, Jimmy!
Fuck. Yeah.
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I am soooooooo glad that that's a latex mask.
Awwww yeah...
So, one might say that Rat'Lar is rattled?
Ah, nothing like Superman drawn by Neal Adams.
Yuh-oh...
I am literally running out of ways to compliment this comic.
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That's telling him, Hun'Ya!
Fun fact: Page 71 of this comic contains the main reason Ali agreed to this comic.
By the time this comic book came out, Ali had lost the title to Leon Spinks, a fact that Marvel immediately pounced upon.http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=24172[/spoiler]
what a boring thread
>>92197what a boring threadAsk and you shall receive.
>>92197I'm loving it. Specially 70s inspirational Superman comics.
I'm baaaaaack...
For all the shit Batman titles have gotten over the years, at least their females dress pretty damn classy.Classy compared to every other title, I mean.
I mean, that outfit is pretty good.It has nothing to do with Batman, but it's still pretty good.
You know what, Batman?Fuck you. She helped you, and you're bitching about how she's touching your stuff.
Heh, "Tear Gas No. 5". I like that.
Aw, her hideout only has a little chemistry set and... a giant portrait of herself, in costume.Huh.
Oh my. How ironic.
You know, she has a right to be smug. And to be honest, up until now I never liked Silver Age Batwoman (who did?), but I kind of like her here - she's a somewhat unknown quantity, capable and not above yanking Batman's chain - which he deserves, with his "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" schtick.
>>92483SWANK PARTY
>>92488THE SWANKIEST
Dick Grayson: Expert Cockblocker.
Outside of the silly utility purse, she's really not half-bad.
>>92491well, and the odd costume too I guess.
>>92492I like the costume but - as I said - it has fuck all to do with Batman.
See? She actually makes the fucking utility purse WORK!
Christ, what an asshole.I did have an example of Superdickery today as well, but it was Final Crisis #6, and I don't "do" storytimes that are mid-issue in a mini, let alone the penultimate in something that will doubtless drive half of the internet into an apoplectic rage if one damn panel is posted. Also, I haven't read it.
Hey Minifig!Nice to see i'm not the only person who had to take refuge here.Never post copypasta outside of /b/, ever.
>>92514Seems all the good people have come from regular /co/ to here for one reason or another. What pisses me off is that 1) my being banned isn't even my fault, it's the fault of some turdburglar who happens to have the same ISP as me and 2) I actually wanted to make /co/ a cool and groovy place.I was gonna post Dracula comics next month...
>>925174chan bans wouldn't be so bad if they'd just let your browse the boards.
>>92555I can browse the boards, I just can't post. That's what's so frustrating.
Yeah, it turns out I can post on regular 4chan again.In case anybody was wondering, I stopped posting because the corresponding comics were all Christmassy, and it's not even Hallowe'en yet.
>>91829thats fucked up. i just got banned for posting a banned url in a post that had no url
>>94605Glad to know it wasn't just me that that's happened to.
Why bother with regular 4chan? Why not just stay here?
>>94779>Why not just stay here?A potent mixture of pride, nostalgia and the fact that I already come here every day, you big silly.
>>94779he is reaching out to the the anons of regular co, our brothers, and is to be commended
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din; but I guess people like you were the reason I stayed long as I did!