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87156 No.87156
IRC: #bluhbluh @ espernet
Last thread: >>86410

Troll Flash is probably going into production before the end of the month

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No.87157
haha Fishmael

No.87158
>Troll Flash is probably going into production before the end of the month

How did you know that are you keeping secrets

No.87159
>>87157
Oh fuck, hahaha

No.87160
>>87158
Yes. I am making a semi0canon MSPFA and Andrew is telling me a whole bunch of stuff and no im not

just that he made a post about it a bit back and that 8/26 is 4/13 times two

No.87161
>>87157

oh goddamn that's silly

>>87160

bumblebro is andrew!!!!!

No.87162
>>87160
>8/26 is 4/13 times two
holy fuck today is my birthday and i've never noticed that

No.87163
>>87162

Happy Birthday Fellow Virgo

No.87164
pshhh not-Aquarius is worst zodiac sign

No.87166
ok so judging by the updates filename, we should have a little bit more before the day is done

No.87170
goddamnit
too ridiculous

Also Bea can I be Sweet Bro
http://www.tindeck.com/listen/ddbv
I know you already have Morgan Freeman lined up for Hella Jeff

No.87171
>>87166
fucking hackers, man

No.87172
File: 128287909169.jpg-(182.12KB, 800x600, TeacupsMadTeaParty_wb.jpg)
87172
>>87170
HEY MUD

If/when you make a theme for LOLCAT you should totally use calliope sounds.

No.87174
and phaser effect like in ectobiology

No.87175
and also give it a 4 minute long triangle solo

No.87177
File: 128288005522.png-(132.37KB, 500x580, gamzee copy.png)
87177
My friend wanted gamzee so

and I'm not sure I want to fiddle with it anymore unless there's something glaring and awful

No.87178
File: 128288006317.jpg-(57.25KB, 420x324, cowbell.jpg)
87178
>>87175

NEEDS MORE COWBELL

No.87179
File: 128288007759.png-(52.63KB, 300x300, LongNepeta.png)
87179
Why, look at this relevant thing I have found!

No.87180
and make it a 14 minute rock opera ballad

No.87181
File: 128288011451.png-(61.48KB, 300x300, ThisIsWhyNepeta.png)
87181

No.87182
>>87179

lolnepetas: the only logical next step

No.87183
Nepeta's land is a giant tea party. I like this. I can also just imagine her eating the cubes and going on a wild sugar-high.

No.87185
Hey guys more SUPER SECRET NEWS from people in the know!!!

> I've actually only heard one track [from a new album], but the whole thing should be a good time.

>The grapevine says it's dropping tonight, but it's second or third hand info so I dunno.

:o Hold onto your butts!

No.87186
File: 128288110727.gif-(405.08KB, 159x108, deal with it.gif)
87186
>>87171

No.87187
>>87185
BUTTS GRABBED SIR

No.87188
>>87185
hot diggity

No.87189
>>87170

whoa i missed this post but mum you can be my sweet bro anyday

No.87192
>>87191
Oh god what the fuck is this

No.87193
>>87191
Oh my god.

No.87194
>>87191

Oh crapple, I just had a friendship aneurysm!

No.87195
>>87191
What's all the hubub abou- ...Oh Jesus.

No.87196
File: 128288292911.png-(14.93KB, 249x233, saddestimp.png)
87196
HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THE NEW
>Bea beat me again

Oh...

No.87197
>>87191
is this real life

No.87198
http://www.whatpumpkin.com/videos/squiddletrailer.html

can't stop lolling

These songs are actually pretty enchanting, I gotta say.

No.87199
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87199
What's all this then?

No.87200
>>87197

No! Shut up and slip back into your novocain coma!

No.87202
>>87196

A magical lady on IRC beat us all to it.

No.87203
>>87202
she came out of the ether to bring us this most joyous news

No.87204
>>87199

This is the most esoteric thing that only the most hard up, hard core, probably-stole-the-money-from-a-parent's/stoned-roommates-wallet fan will drop 7 USD on.

No.87205
>>87191 >>87198
Oh Gog. This is madness. Adorable madness.

I wonder what's up with the princesses from the trailer.

No.87206
>>87203
Like the Lady of the Lake

No.87207
>>87205

In seven days they'll come out of your computer screen like The Ring. And totally party with you. And steal your kidneys. When you wake up in that bathtub filled with ice it will have been the sweetest four hours of your life you'll never remember.

No.87208
File: 128288368758.gif-(968.21KB, 300x203, 000s5kf7.gif)
87208
>Mister Bowman Tells You About The Squiddles

No.87209
File: 128288375214.png-(3.53KB, 502x275, blank.png)
87209
>Tentacles

No.87210
dat last song

oh gog dat last song

No.87211
Oh Gog this album

My mind wasn't built for such a thing.

No.87212
I have a question.

How do you download off of Tindeck?

Do you have to have an account?

No.87213
  >>87207
That almost sounds worth the rush to the hospital for emergency dialysis to keep from dying of blood poisoning until they can find a kidney donor.

>>87209
Tentacles! :D

No.87214
>>87213

Oh it is. And you'll always have the scar to ponder where the heck that scar came from because you won't remember those glorious four hours.

No.87215
o-oh my god, let the squiddles sleep

robert j!, why

No.87216
>>87210
What's this about the last song?
...
...oh. Oh dear lord.

I also watched the trailer again, and is it just me, or do the princesses bear some resemblance to Jade and Rose?

No.87217
>>87214

Whut?

No.87218
>>87212
No, you don't need an account. There should be a "Download Track" button underneath the player that lets you save it.

No.87219
File: 128288448858.png-(46.76KB, 800x600, Happy squiddle.png)
87219

No.87220
>>87215
so some of the lyrics for the middle bit, when Robert sings seperate.

'Plumbthroat's fishing though
he's gonna kill the squiddles
If they don't get any sleep
So let them sleep

Plumbthroat has a thing for killing insomniac jellyfish
It's not a pretty sight'


then is becomes hard to hear until it ends the first fadeout with 'Let's all go on an adventure!'

No.87221
>Let the Squiddles Sleep
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

No.87222
oh my god, the last song.

WHY?
Honestly, that freaked me out a little.

No.87223
>>87220
sorry it's actually this for the second paragraph.

So they will die if they dont get to sleep
Plumbthroat has a thing for killing insomniac jellyfish
It's not a pretty sight


No.87224
File: 128288495315.jpg-(23.40KB, 720x480, 1210801073173.jpg)
87224

No.87225
  >>87216

That last bit happens when Skipper Plumbthroat falls through the Monolith. Damn, should I have spoiler alerted this?

No.87226
The Day the Unicorns Couldn't Play ain't no slouch in the "giving you the willies" department either.

Where are you, Mommy? Are you with the unicorns?

No.87227
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87227
Hey Spleen. Guess who can't listen to NWA without thinking of Sollux anymore.

>>87177

I feel the need to commend anyone who can get Gamzee's hair down.

No.87228
>>87227
Hahah, I am glad to hear it.

No.87229
>>87226

Yeah, turns out mommy is with the unicorns. i.e. nonexistence. Cuz squiddles reproduce in a cloud of spores. HUG SPORES!

No.87230
Ok If the last song is completely horrifying how's the animation that was supposed to come with it?

No.87231
>>87230
Right here
>>87198

No.87232
>>87230
You wouldn't want to know.

>>87177
this colour scheme I like it

No.87233
oh god that track

and the expanded flash

lord english is azathoth

the squiddles are the outer gods and his dark court

the kids are doomed. the trolls are doomed. they're all fucked there is no victory possible

No.87234
>>87231
There's supposed to be a full version of the animation that comes with the album.

No.87235
>>87225
you know what guys I litterally just finished reading 2001:a space odessy and 2010 today.

further proof the world revolves around me.

No.87236
I'm being completely serious here. I listened to track 22 in its entirety. And then I got a massive headache. I'm scared.

No.87237
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87237
Some interesting interference in the album trailer...

No.87238
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87238
And the other lovely lady

No.87242
>>87237 >>87238
I'm not the only one who thinks they look like Rose and Jade, right? That's what we're supposed to be thinking, yes?

No.87243
>>87236
I can't stop listening to it.

>>87237>>87238
Princess Berryboo?

Something vaguely Jade-ish about the second one which I imagine is entirely the fault of her glasses.

No.87244
>>87216
I think Princess Berryboo being the blue one is pretty likely at this point.

No.87245
>>87242
Yeah if it's not intentional then something is seriously wrong with causality today.

No.87246
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87246
Why does something so cute fill me with such dread?

Something tells me things are gonna go to hell in a handbasket a lot sooner than later.

No.87247
The back of my mind tingles and creaks like the beginnings of a migraine, whispers of dark languages lingering as I finish this album, unable to comprehend what I have just exposed my fragile thoughts to.

No.87248
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87248
>>87245
Glad I'm not just seeing things.

>>87246
Because Squiddles is just a thin cover for a terrible secret too alien and dark to comprehend.

No.87249
So was there anything extra on the extended flash?

No.87250
hey does everyone remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm9dE9B2DhI

No.87251
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87251
>>87248

Quick, everybody stock up on garlic shampoo!!!





Stop glaring at me like that, I'm sure I wasn't the only one to see it.

No.87252
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87252
>start listening

Good god, it's so cute I think I'm gonna puke.

>get to the last song

This is sort of weir...what...what the hell is this? Oh...Oh no....Ohhhhh god! What the hell is he saying?!

...Why did it stop...Is...Is it over...?

Oh no...nooo..nooo! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAAAAAAH! MAKE IT STOP! WHY WON'T IT STOP?! WHY WON'T IT STOOOOOOOOOOP?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

No.87253
>>87252

Hmm. So *this* is one of those friendship aneurysms.

No.87254
update

No.87255
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87255
>>87251
Hehe.

>>87252
I love how quickly this went from 'd'aww' to 'dear lord, help us'.

This also makes that little Squiddles interlude from the Descend flash seem much more portentous.

No.87256
Go Nepeta!!!

Also was there anything important on the flash?

No.87257
FFFFF- voice actors for the radio play in vent fucking around and flirting as Tavros and Vriska.

Yeah, I love these guys.

No.87258
this new album you guys I just

can't handle it

No.87259
Streamin' more of my bullshit folks
http://tv.fightingamphibians.org/?spleensawfuldrarwringbonanza

No.87260
>>87257

... I hope you guys are recording this too.

Or at least more horrible fanfiction. What is this vent anyway?

No.87261
File: 128289057293.png-(46.01KB, 650x450, Squiddleboa.png)
87261
Yay, Nepeta's kicking ass!

>>87256
So far no one who's bought it has given any details. Hopefully whatever they saw left their minds intact.

>>87258
As someone who loves cute things and nightmarish entities from beyond reality, I'm positively giddy.

No.87262
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87262
>>87261

No.87263
>>87261
don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying it! it's just slightly traumatizing. in a good way.

you know what I mean.

No.87264
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87264

No.87265
>>87257

You're recording this, right?!

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE RECORDING THIS!

No.87266
I don't know what's real anymore.

No.87267
File: 128289098454.gif-(9.02KB, 100x100, princess-animeface.gif)
87267
>>87266

No.87268
>>87261

>squiddleboa

Gah!

No.87269
>>87263
Yup, I hear ya.
>slightly traumatizing. in a good way.
That's a good way to put it.

>>87264
Hnnnggg... DAT VRISKA!

>>87266
Me neither, but my what a fun ride this is!

No.87270
File: 128289178323.png-(68.50KB, 650x450, squiddlevid_image_00697.png)
87270
Capricorn?

No.87272
File: 128289188696.png-(529.77KB, 650x450, squiddlevid_image_00833.png)
87272
And who are these princesses?

No.87274
File: 128289196679.png-(226.56KB, 483x454, squiddlevid_image_01074.png)
87274
And another!

No.87275
File: 12828920485.png-(289.03KB, 604x462, squiddlevid_image_01133.png)
87275
Closeup on this one

No.87276
File: 128289208486.png-(415.90KB, 965x450, squiddlevid_image_00635.png)
87276
>squiddle has scar on eye
>missing arm

No.87277
fdsjakl Let the Squiddles Sleep reached the grinding, whining part at the very end just as a plane was flying by low on its way to the airport, which somehow made it SO MUCH WORSE

I suddenly want to close all the windows and turn all the lights in the house on

>>87272>>87274
A magical girl squad! Yay!

No.87278
>>87277

You mean a magical girl squid.

No.87281
>>87276
Add to that the fact that it's a Squiddle who seems to be on Plumbthroat's side, and echos of the Intermission's "secret purpose" seem to arise unbidden.

>>87255
It's also interesting that the Brineswallow didn't elicit a single mention in the track titles.

No.87282
probably not the best night to be dumping music
but here goes anyway!
Land of Thought and Flow: take 2
http://www.tindeck.com/listen/ogoq

No.87283
Can someone post the Eridan and Fef vocal exchange?

Eri had a Scottish accent. Also, can someone post British Kanaya?

Thanks in advance!

No.87284
I can not think of anything more terrifying then Anime Magical Girls.

god help us all.

No.87285
>>87282
every night is a good night for new MuM tracks!

No.87286
File: 128289405075.gif-(268.75KB, 650x450, 02532.gif)
87286
>Nepeta: Aggress

No.87287
File: 128289455289.gif-(27.66KB, 650x650, 02533.gif)
87287
Damn, Nepeta.

No.87288
alright, done slaving away in front of a hot fruityloops
lets talk about this sicknasty new album.
Tangled Waltz and catcheygrabber are my favorites.
I'm kind of disappointed with Everson's song though. He always posted such cool stuff in the fan music thread.

No.87292
I'm part of a half-serious noise collective.

I guess I'll make some Squiddles Season 4 music. It seems like Season 4 was what got it pulled off the air (2000-2004, yes?)

Interspersed are creator/producer phonecalls, heated arguments, and vague allusions to things you can't show on air.

I'm thinking the songs should start out a little darker than the first album; emphasize the more twisted side of "always being happy", then get progressively more nonsensical, characters appear and disappear for no reason, imagery becomes more disturbing without ever explicitly stating anything bad, etc. Several sequences where you can't tell if they're laughing or sobbing.

I can mine the drama surrounding the cancellation of Invader Zim for inspiration.

No.87293
File: 128289652786.jpg-(112.16KB, 638x668, The mystery revealed.jpg)
87293
Hey Spleen here's what you missed because you couldn't use the links on your stream.

No.87294
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87294
>>87293

No.87295
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87295
>>87293
>>87294

No.87296
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87296
>>87191

No.87297
oh man, and tentacles that shit came out of nowhere
so chill

No.87298
SQUIDDLES IS CANDLE COVE.

No.87299
>>87295
Oh god
oh my god

No.87301
File: 12828989771.jpg-(70.30KB, 308x292, 1278103617779.jpg)
87301
what is this squiddles thing everyone is fuzzing about

No.87305
>>87237
>>87238
>>87272
>>87274
>>87275
>>87276
>>87270

Is that you having fun with the decompiler Bea or are you plumbing resources from other depths?

No.87312
>>87301
Yeah, seriously. No Friday should be this confusing before 8:30 am.

That said I am already stocking up on American dollars and Advil for this album.

No.87319
>>87305

Decompiler. That was about everything of interest, though.

No.87320
>>87295

This

This is

Beauty.

No.87325
>"God, this album is just too damn cute..."
>Get to last song.
>"Huh?Someone singing along, odd..."
>"Dying?Doesn't seem kinda fitting to those things"
>"Is it over?Oh wait there is a bit more, guess I will just wait.!
>"Oh God, what the fuck is going on?"
>"FFFUCK WHATTT, MAKE IT STOP"

That was my reaction exactly.

No.87327
>>87260>>87265
I'm -pretty- sure we got it recorded, I think. If not, I'm sure there will be more. I mean, we've recorded the improv acting, the fanfiction readings, and more than one sequence of horrified/awed reactions. At any rate, I need to learn how to record stuff that happens on vent so we can have more than one 'camera' on the scene.

Actually, that whole vent channel is awesome. Before that, it was basically Soap Opra Improv Drama night, and after that we segued for a while about the latest SkepticArcher Dat Vriska and then I tricked t hem all into looking at homestuck porn at 3am and laughed and laughed. Also, a statistically significant number of people there are old enough to drink.

Instructions on how to get to the vent are on the first page/post of the Radio Play's coordinating thread. If someone actually wants to throw up an audition for one of the parts that's taking callbacks, it's highly reccomended you join the forum and maybe stop by the IRC or vent,

No.87333
File: 128292597795.gif-(607.30KB, 320x186, jayandsilentdeath.gif)
87333
>Dancing to "Tentacles" alone in my house
>Totally busting a sick ass move
>Fuck yeah

No.87356
LET'S ALL BE STRANGLE BUDDIES.

No.87375
IDE/Theory: Bilious Slick is Plumbthroat

No.87382
File: 128293961117.gif-(64.31KB, 650x450, 02538[1].gif)
87382
Ouch, that's got to hurt. Like sliding on a bunch of little square rocks.

No.87383
now people will think im suggesting something weird and evil when i say i want to be tangle buddies

when all i really want is hugs

and sex

No.87384
File: 128294018781.gif-(5.93KB, 254x324, 1282940868209.gif)
87384
fuck yeah saccharine disposition

No.87389
>>87384
At least detract your claws before you get excited.

No.87395
>>87384
it is a phrase that i would never have expected to be used

No.87400
>>87382
He doesn't care, he probably sees it like training.

No.87406
File: 128294413653.gif-(79.12KB, 650x650, 38D.gif)
87406
>>87384
ahaha, and I thought Feferi's grin was the most adorably maniacal we'd see from the trolls

No.87408
>>87382

I like how passive cT is.

He just like: D---> Yeah, hi Nepeta whatever

No.87409
>>87408
He's too cool 4 school
or tackling

No.87410
>>87408

He's tantalized by her mysterious sperm shirt. Somebody get that boy a towel!

No.87412
>>87276

Huh. So if this guy had just one more lip tentacle we'd have confirmation Rose's shirt ( http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100710062735/mspaintadventures/images/7/7e/Rose_Lalonde.png ) as actually being about the evil pirate squiddle instead of eldritch horrorterrors. But I bet she tells people who ask that it's really a shirt with an eldritch horrorterror. So they don't think she's a silly little girl.

Great cover story, Rose. Nobody suspects a thing.

No.87413
File: 128294787551.jpg-(153.33KB, 650x400, mspa-squiddle-shirt.jpg)
87413
>>87412
Her shirt is a Squiddles tee that she defaced with a quarter to make it relevant to her personal motifs. So, yeah, it's a de facto eldritch horrorterror shirt.

Someone on the art team just put her emblem on the rogue Squiddle's hat for some reason.

No.87414
So I'm guessing that Nepeta has a violent, competent, aggressive side that she usually conceals? The last few updates seem to read "Stab, fleche, riposte and eviscerating belly-slashhhhaaa-ha-Hi there Equius! Uh hee hee, I guess you saw all that so whyn't I tackle you as a distraction..."

No.87415
>>87414
Huh, now that you mention it her transition from "who's there :oo" to manic "saccharine disposition! :33" could be read that way. I just took it as doot dee doo killing things effortlessly hey what's that OH WOW IT'S MY MOIRAIL

No.87416
File: 12829489066.gif-(50.42KB, 650x450, 02539.gif)
87416
Yes! Another kissy face.

No.87417
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87417
>>87299
>>87320

Haha, It is now worth looking at pictures of Justin Bieber for.

>>87327

Sounds hilarious, thanks for the info.

>>87414

I don't think she actively conceals it, it's just that she never usually goes into hunt and kill mode around friends.

SO
CUTE
:33

No.87418
>>87416

>Heir of Void

Cool title.

No.87419
>>87416 Damn it stop making kissey faces.

No.87420
>>87416
o3o

No.87421
File: 128294951022.gif-(19.44KB, 224x221, kissy-faces---Nepeta.gif)
87421
>>87416

Yesss

>>87419

NEVER.

No.87422
File: 128294959126.png-(44.56KB, 300x300, LoZ Eridan.png)
87422

No.87423
File: 128294965178.png-(72.65KB, 300x300, LoZ Nepeta.png)
87423

No.87424
File: 12829496944.png-(245.68KB, 600x500, dramamachine.png)
87424

No.87425
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87425
:3

No.87426
>>87421

askal can i put the tavros/vriska tongue gif on my dA and give you all the credits

No.87429
File: 128294988479.png-(77.71KB, 400x640, herooftime.png)
87429
>>87426

Oh, yeah, of course! You made it happen, bro. YOU MADE IT HAPPEN.

No.87431
>>87423
>>87422
oh goodness i like these

No.87432
>>87416
Oh Nepeta. :3
Also, Aradia is gone.
Suspicious.

>>87421
>>87423
:3

No.87434
heir of void, huh. awesome title but I was hoping Equius would be (x) of strength, since...yeah.

still it works!

No.87435
>>87434
He's still got the coolest title so far. (Vriska is a close second though.)

No.87436
>>87435

Someone suggested that Gamzee's title should be The Master of Ceremony

That would be the best ever.

No.87437
>>87436
Hah, that would be perfect

No.87438
>>87416

Oh GOD! She scrapped off his back! I'm surprised there isn't more blood ...

No.87439
>>87438
I think he is just half-buried in sugar cubes.

No.87440
File: 128295466824.gif-(14.67KB, 650x450, 02540.gif)
87440
speaking of clowns

No.87441
>>87440

SHIIIIIIT

No.87442
>>87439

Yeah, I know, but it's funnier if you think about horrific spinal trauma. I mean he can always ... replace it with robotics, right?

No.87443
>>87440

Oh shit.

No.87444
so now Equius is going to have a long talk with Nepeta regarding her affiliation with and attraction to the lower classes and it is going to be very uncomfortable for everyone involved

No.87445
>>87442

Sorry, left out the part where Nepeta's glomps should be declared a war crime. I knew a cat that used to say hello by rushing out of hiding places, attacking shins, and then retreating. And saying goodbye that way. Also feed me. And change my litter. And I want some gogdamn attention. Cats are odd like that.

No.87446
>>87444
and then it turns out that they totally already fucked a bunch of times and Nepeta has Karkat's child and they're going to elope off to Skaia together THE END

No.87447
So Feferi's lusus prototyping is the straw that broke the camel's back. The king most look ginormous.

No.87448
File: 128295537970.gif-(41.77KB, 650x450, 02529.gif)
87448
>>87441
>>87443
Well, it isn't the first time we see something that big.

No.87449
File: 128295544892.jpg-(13.53KB, 520x349, 284678_f520.jpg)
87449
>>87440
Well, crap

No.87450
>>87448
That's something more long than big thought

No.87451
>>87448

Nooo. That's obviously ... some kind of tram system. Yeah. For commuting to gateways. By federal laws they had to make her land more accessible to someone with disabilities. Spoiler alert: this is the same law that makes Gamzee's Land of Tents and Mirth made out of 90% NERF material.

No.87452
>>87447

On the plus side at least the kids' prototyping lead to far less tentacles. Or on the negative side if your fetish runs in that direction.

No.87453
File: 128295580592.jpg-(68.78KB, 554x709, longcat3.jpg)
87453
>>87450

So, wait, you're suggesting the length had more to do with Nepeta prototyping Pounce de Leon than Fef prototyping momthulhu?

No.87454
>>87450
No that's... pretty big. Look at the building in front of the thing, its head wouldn't fit through there.

No.87455
>>87453
and in a sudden turn of events, this.

No.87456
>>87454
Oh yeah, i didn't notice that...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!

No.87457
File: 128295881345.jpg-(253.76KB, 1600x1200, longcat-vs-tacgnol.jpg)
87457
>>87453
I really like this one.
Any theories on where Aradia went? It's odd that Equius would lose track of her like that. I know they're busy going Double Dragon on the imps, but Equius isn't the sort to let his lady-love out of his sight in dangerous territory--even if she IS capable of defending herself and him too.

No.87459
>>87447
>must

No.87462
>speaking of clowns
hErE cOmEs SoMe MiRiClEs MoThErFuCkErS

No.87463
>>87462

in b4 we cut to the courtyard droll

No.87466
>>87463
Yesss

On an unrelated note, the stream will be starting later than I planned due videogames that desperately need playing.

No.87467
>>87457
Off the top of my head:
- She's gone to check up on Eridan or Kanaya, neither of whose status is immediately obvious.
- She's checking out Derse, since she can't get there via catnaps.
- Some bizarre catastrophe involving a clash between her Sprite Nature and Equius's technology.

That's just scratching the surface, though. There's a *lot* of things that might be going on.

No.87468
>>87466
Don't worry.
Btw, what videogame you're gonna play?

No.87469
>>87466

I'll be there to draw the stupid things for the other people in the stream again!

No.87470
File: 12829620603.jpg-(241.81KB, 1728x1080, ss_cbd0eedbcd975728dc8e8f63e067a34f30542873.1920x1.jpg)
87470
>>87468
The British DLC just came out for Arma 2: Operation Arrowhead, so a friend and I were going to play a couple coop missions

No.87471
>>87470

Completely off topic: Every time I see co-op without the hyphen, I think we're talking about Coop from Megas XLR. Thus, most of the time people want to play co-op modes with me online I go "FUCK YEAH GIANT ROBOTS" and I'm terribly sorry I brought this up.

No.87472
>>87470
Oh cool!
Have fun there.

>>87469
Nice!

No.87473
>>87457

It also suggests his limits for detecting, tracking, and controlling his robots. Of course it also says a lot for him that he didn't ... remote control Aradia's robot body but was content that just giving her a heart and flowing blood again would restore her, er, passions.

Honestly, though, beyond his ability to make Vriska robo-slap herself in the hive across from his we aren't really sure of his abilities. Or how they are done. Does he have mental abilities over mechanical objects or is it something he built into Vriska's arm? Could go either way. If it is mind based, though, I wonder if someone prototyped one of his robots if he would acquire some control over the agents and archagents. An interesting prospect we are pretty much guaranteed to never see one way or the other. So yeah.

No.87474
File: 128296307189.jpg-(16.95KB, 400x385, weird.jpg)
87474
Meaningless art mistake?
Distant, obscured architecture?
Giant otherdimensional alternabeast poo?

YOU DECIDE!

No.87475
>>87467

She's really playing the whole chessmaster role for all its worth. She orchestrated Sollux adapting Sgrub, played Vriska and Equius off of each other using the whole co-leader angle, had Nepeta as her server player because apparently Nepeta can keep a secret (ribbit), maneuvered Vriska onto Karkat's team because they will need her, and gotten Equius to deliver the soulbot to her. And these are just the things we've seen in the actual comic. I've probably missed some of those and she's probably manipulating things behind the surface, too.

Oh, right, she also put Sollux to sleep and the dreams he had will be instrumental later in the game. And all with Aradia no longer having any feelings, insofar as we can tell. Presumably the voices of the dead are still guiding her but damned if any of us can guess who these voices are and what THEIR stake in things is.

Oh, right, and she desecrated the frog statue, rode around on its head for awhile, then used it as her tier one prototype which lead to the black queen resigning. It's safe to say that even when the others are doing something she has probably had some indirect influence on events. There's more but whatever this is already TL;DR

No.87479
>>87475
Oh yeah, now I remember that. She floated up and kicked its head off for no apparent reason.

No.87481
>>87475

I was wondering about that, actually. Having the robot body seems to have brought back her ability to feel. I wonder if she's still acting under the voices' insistence or if she's doing her own thing now.

No.87483
>>87481

Especially since the last time she was alive and did what they said she stopped being alive.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004140

Not that she's alive now but she has (apparently) regained her ability to feel again.

No.87484
>>87467
She could have headed off to Sollux's world and complicate/fix the big clusterfuck happening over there. Seems odd that it would skip to Nepeta and Equius if they had nothing to do with it. I mean, somebody just died there. And came back by floating through the window in tacky purple pyjamas.

Karkat's pestering him to say something like, "WELL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ANYMORE. YOUR GHOST GIRLFRIEND JUST DROPPED IN AND NOW SHE AND FEFERI ARE BITCHING ABOUT WHO GETS TO BE SOLLUX'S MOIRAIL, AND THE ROOM IS FILLING UP WITH FLOATING BRAINS, AND GAMZEE IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING DID YOU KNOW THAT. COULD YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING."

No.87486
>>87484
Andrewww why make us wait on a pesterlog!
Especially a Karkat pesterlog.
Those are my very very favorites

No.87488
>>87483
Interesting to note that the voices and Doc Scratch both wanted the escalation of Aradia's and Vriska's vengeance. Scratch's job is to bring Lord English into existence, but he's also Alternia's first guardian (and we don't know if those are mutually exclusive roles for sure). And first guardians guide the planet to their "ultimate purpose." So ... do the spirits also have something to do with a planet's ultimate purpose?

mysteries

No.87490
>>87486
I'll be super mad if it's Gamzee fucking around on Karkat's computer instead.

And I like Gamzee a lot.

No.87491
File: 128296978861.gif-(104.37KB, 2715x1948, midnight copy.gif)
87491
Okay, now that all that silliness is done, I'm streaming.

http://www.livestream.com/spleensawfuldrarwringbonanza

No.87494
>>87493
I agree! It's fantastic, but I always imagined Slick as an average height, Droog as the tall lanky one, Boxcars as the one with HUGE GUTS etc. and Deuce as the short portly one.

No.87495
>>87488

Wait, why is this a mystery still? We know exactly what the ultimate purpose is: act as a way for Skaia and Lord English to come about. Scratch exists as First Guardian to ensure the planet ends up nuked to oblivion, society is formed around concepts of the game, and that English eventually comes into being. There's not much more mystery to any of the roles that I can see.

No.87497
>>87495
Whoa sorry, I was wondering if the ultimate purpose had to do with the motives of the voices of the undead on account of Doc Scratch and the spirits wanting the same thing from Vriska and Aradia. Also I am bad at replying to relevant posts; I meant to reply to >>87475:
>Presumably the voices of the dead are still guiding her but damned if any of us can guess who these voices are and what THEIR stake in things is.

No.87499
Welp, it's my birthday today.

Time to buy a troll shirt.

No.87500
>>87491
I love this but I love how CD has sneakers on. :3c

No.87501
>>87499

Happy birthday virgo bro

No.87502
Squiddles.

C a n ' t b r e a k f r e e .

M u s t l i s t e n .

T o o c o m p e l l i n g .

No.87503
>>87497

Oh jeez I am sorry. I didn't mean to sound hostile honest. :(

I figure the sick joke is that everything with spirits and voices and desires are all just game and Scratch fabrications to force the players into their roles. Even the very concept of spirits and an afterlife may be produced by Scratch or English just to help facilitate these things.

The more they reveal, the more grimly predetermined and fated it seems. Not that the kids and trolls lack free will, just that anything they do has a counter or plan in place to make sure it furthers the ends of the game and English.

Also, seems all we have left to see is Gamzee's title, and both Kanaya's and Eridan's Lands and Titles. I assume Kanaya will get something vampiric related.

After that all that's left is Jade's Land and prototypings and the score cards are filled.

No.87505
>>87497

It's difficult to say. We know the clouds predict the future but we don't know if the whispering horrorterrors, even as the Derse equivalent of the clouds, do. We don't know if the voices of the dead know the future as well, or if the voices of the dead turn out to BE the horrorterrors. There's honestly too many secret mystery guides. Sollux also has his voices of the immanently deceased (also mentioned in the Guidebook for ~ATH). Who are they and how does their advice work? Who knows, beyond being a somewhat quirky Beetlejuice reference.

Things have gotten ridiculously complicated. Even when some of these interfering characters appear to give straight answers it's hard to take them at face value. A few threads ago I wrote about this page:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004144

He tells Vriska she'll seek vengeance on her own and he doesn't have to convince her and on the same page he admits he only has to interfere in events to ensure the success of certain outcomes. So ... why did he even talk to her? The obvious question becomes would Vriska have really killed Aradia if Doc hadn't intervened? And if she would have then why did he even bother?

Again, it's impossible to say for certain. My personal belief is he likes to tell the truth and lie at the same time. It's another game he plays. Like when he talked to Terezi a few pages later:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004156

>Yes, I said you believe she is dead.
>And soon, you will believe she is not.
>Both statements are true.
>And yet each exhibits a trace of falsehood.

Yes, Vriska is more than capable of killing Aradia - or anyone. And, yes, Doc probably had to intervene to ensure she would kill Aradia.

Of course the alternate interpretation is that he wasn't there to convince her to kill, he was there to make certain she knew she was a murderer and further the growth of her destructive self-loathing, among other mental issues.

I apologize for the TL;DR. Especially since this didn't clear anything up.

No.87506
>>87502
This.
Squiddles.
Must listen... Squiddles...

Though I do have enough wherewithal to register Nepeta's continued badassery and cuteness. That smile, oh my gog, and damn are those minions getting big.

No.87509
>>87505
The other possibility is that he was attempting to ensure certain details of how and in what way the retribution was carried out. If it wasn't for Scratch egging Vriska on, she might have still killed Aradia.... but would she have killed her right away? Would she have used Sollux? Or, as you said, would she have beat herself up more (or less) than she ended up doing?

I get the feeling that Scratch's actions are less to ensure that Vriska targets Friend X, and more to ensure that the way she does it slots the correct cogs into the paradox clockwork... and that sooner or later (possibly as part of the grand reveal of Lord English's preparations) we'll find out exactly what spin got applied.

No.87510
File: 12829778669.gif-(144.06KB, 390x400, ALTALTERNIACRYING.gif)
87510
The results of Spleen's stream thus far.

No.87511
UPDATE

oh my, looks like more weird time shit.

>>87510
ಥ_ಥ

No.87512
File: 128297840452.jpg-(296.57KB, 815x1003, jadesnowman.jpg)
87512

No.87513
Oh god, this update hurts my brain

Also
Solluuuuux ;___;

No.87514
So Karkat invented the program that allows them to follow people certain points in time.

No.87515
File: 128297895448.png-(8.50KB, 493x402, Ahahaha!.png)
87515
>this entire update

Oh my god this is the best chatlog I've read in a long time.

No.87516
>>87514
He didn't invent it, the timeline monitors are a feature of Trollian.

No.87517
>>87510

son i am proud

No.87518
>FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 612 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
>FCG: GROAN.
>FCG: THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
>FCG: WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING.
>PCG: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>PCG banned FCG from responding to memo.

ilu Karkat

No.87519
karkat is such a dork and i love him

No.87520
Squiddles trailer is available here: http://proffate.deviantart.com/art/SQUIDDLES-ANIMATED-TRAILER-177087672?q=&qo=

No.87521
I love how Equius, the superstrong mechanical savant class supremacist sexual deviant creeper badass, ends up looking so awkward. Especially because he can't swear properly.

No.87522
I laughed the entire Karkat update.

No.87523
> PCG: YOU CAN ALL ACT LIKE BRAINDEAD ASSWIPES IN YOUR OWN FESTERING FLAP OF PARADOX SPACE, FINE WITH ME.

He pretty much spot on nailed how they spend the entire length of the kids' session up to now. Gotta love that irony!

No.87524
File: 128298100425.gif-(34.78KB, 595x448, hesureisasodaJERK.gif)
87524
>>87510
have i ever mentioned that you're a genius?

No.87525
File: 128298104952.png-(272.35KB, 1023x963, eridan fonz.png)
87525
Also Somfunambulist drew this
hes incredible

No.87526
>>87520

Thanks for the link, Bea

No.87527
>PTA: nooooooo, not the ban, it buuuuuuurn2, oh god hahahaha.
>PTA: waiit.
>PTA: oh god.
>PTA: iit doe2 burn.
>PTA: 2omethiing'2 wrong, iim 2eriiou2!
>PTA: that horriible p2ychiic noii2e
>PTA: the voiice2
>PTA: they're all goiing two diie
>PTA: oh 2HiiT iim bleediing
>PTA: 2hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>PTA: thii2 ii2 bad
>PTA: ii have two get her iin quiick
>PTA: got two go

Holy shit, this is when the vast glub went off and Sollux died.

He died right here.

;_;

No.87528
>>87525
more like AYEridan, amirite

>>87527
And he thought he just messing around and pretending to die when he read that. :(

No.87529
>>87527

Nah, he didn't die that exact moment. After he was banned he was still getting Fef into the medium. In other words he was bleeding and, in fact, DYING when he was rescuing her even while under the weight of the knowledge that his entire civilization was dying too. And he pulled it off.

This doesn't make his death sad. It makes infinitely more AWESOME. Guy died a hero against horrific odds. The fact that he later had a couple 1-ups do not diminish his sacrifice - because he did not know!

Why do I say that? The reason he though he was faking was because he'd seen the future logs of himself. Rather than freak out over how he could be dying and still be writing in the future he got straight down to business. What a guy.

No.87530
>>87529

True.

Sollux is a true hero. He didn't even know he had an extra man and still went against the odds to help out his comrade.

He did die awesome.

Even his corpse got some action.

No.87531
MY BRAIN

No.87533
>>87530

>Even his corpse got some action.

He died the dream as few men dare to.

No.87534
>>87529
"Thii2 ii2 Karkat'2 2oul!
Team Adorabloodthiir2ty'2 2oul!
Alterniia'2 2oul . . .
No, iit'2 MY 2OUL!!"

No.87536
>>87534

Sollux: "Thii2 ii2 my 2oul! There are many liike iit but thii2 one ii2 mine!"

No.87537
You are now realizing, with horror, as you look on this page;

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004371

That it is in fact a callback that was never seen. You are realizing that with red blood, a teal suit, and broken square frames, you are looking at Sollux as a callback of a never-drawn John dead and butchered by his Denizen, in a timeline that, for the record, has not yet happened.

No.87538
>>87537
An alternate Past Future Callback (PFCB)?

No.87539
>>87537
I've always seen it as a kind of callback to Dave's bloodied corpse, especially since Sollux and Dave have always had some parallels.
Also, my theory is that John was drowned in crude oil. Slowly.

No.87540
>>87539

Haha, I remembered the Dave one, but managed to freak a friend out with the idea so I decided to mention it here. Of course the real callback is to Dave's corpse.

I actually personally imagined John's death as being unbearably traumatic. Mashed, torn, bloodied, oil drowned, dashed against stone, just a myriad of awful things, and good thing Rose couldn't see.

No.87541
So what are the grey bars behind the arrows on the timeline graph?

Also let me see if I can get this straight:
Karkat is speaking from six hours ago, pretty much before anything really went down. I assume this before he met Jack in the Medium.
Sollux is speaking from half an hour ago, and probably died right before Equius read the memo (relative to Equius's local time, which is what we're operating from). It can be assumed that Equius and Nepeta don't know yet, from this timeline.
Future Karkat jumped in almost a month later to tell his past self STFU.

Did I miss anything?

No.87542
>>87540
What I like about my theory is basically that it fits his Denizen, who clogged the respiratory system of LOWAS with crude oil, and it's kind of an ugly contrast to his title, Heir of Breath.
Similarly, the Witch of Space could get trapped and crushed under rubble when that volcano in her land erupts, the Knight of Time could be too late to stop whatever that clockwork is ticking down to and the Seer of Light could, uuh, get blinded or something?

No.87543
>>87541
The gray bars are the time spent outside the medium. They also exist for the kids, which is one of the indicators that Jade will eventually reach the medium.

No.87544
>>87541
Just Terezi popping up ~20 minutes after Karkat started the memo to hassle him about his jibberjabber, I think.

They grey bars are probably the same as they are on the kids' timelines; i.e. they represent their time pre-entry. The point at which it turns black is when they entered the Medium.

No.87545
>CCT: D --> How do you know about my perspiration problem
>CCT: D --> I mean, aside from reading about it in this memo
>CCT: D --> Wait
>CCT: D --> Fudgesicles

Haha, real smooth there, Equius.

No.87546
>>87542

Heck, she may still end up blind, just like Sollux is going to. Happens to all Seers, apparently. A blind angry dark magic insane Rose would be pretty hardcore.

No.87548
File: 128298758158.png-(12.21KB, 600x400, 1280599153946.png)
87548
Karkat confirmed for midget tier

No.87549
>@andrewhussie Squids? You out of themes for Homestuck albums or what? I mean its good but... common really?

Whoa-ho, potential SBAHJism sighted.

COMMON REALLY??

No.87551
File: 128300109136.png-(174.32KB, 387x800, kanayadroog.png)
87551
Big Brother Droog~

No.87552
>>87551
Yeah, "Big Brother", whatever helps you sleep at night. Unless you mean it in that "Oh onii-chan that feels funny" kind of way.

No.87554
>CCT: D --> Do you realize that here in the future, this bulletin has come to be regarded as something of a joke
>CCT: D --> A lengthy piece of comedy, often quoted amongst ourselves in private moments of levity

hahaha so this is their version of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

No.87559
>>87552
yeah that shit does have a creepy sort of Lolita thing going on.

No.87560
>>87549
>SBAHJism
>SBAH Jism
wonderful

No.87563
File: 128301041530.png-(104.16KB, 248x259, newsmanreaction.png)
87563
>>87551
>>87552
>>87559

stop making me unable to like that picture

>>87524

>trolla cola

oh my god

No.87566
>>87563
"Kanaya, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Ka-na-ya; the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Ka. Na. Ya."

Okay, the tip of the tongue tapping on the teeth bit doesn't work out with Kan's name.

No.87567
>>87566

y u do this ;_;

No.87568
>>87567
What's the matter Bea? Don't like literature?

No.87570
>you are now realizing that the end of "let the squiddles sleep" is in fact a recording of the vast glub

No.87574
Sollux and Karkat are the best troll bros I've ever saw.
Holy shit.

No.87577
>>87551

I take it more of a Father/Daughter thing. Droogs is a classy guy.

No.87579
Oh by the way, isn't rather odd that the past Karkat knows a bit too much about what's happening/happened/will happen to Equius?
Also lol'ed @ future Karkat.

No.87580
>>87579

well no, Past Karkat read the logs

No.87581
>>87580
But I thought what Equius did was rather private(I.E him kissing aradiabot, his sweating problem)?
How the hell does he know then?

No.87583
>>87581

Karkat read the log ahead of time in which they have the conversation in which Equius admits to his sweating problem.

It's a stable time loop.

No.87584
>>87581
What happened was that he read the whole bulletin post from beginning to end, and then a little later he started writing it. So he'd already read CT letting slip that he had a "sweating problem" by the time the conversation actually began.

No.87585
>>87584>>87583
Ooh, derp, I get it now.

No.87586
PCG: IT'S LIKE ANY BULLETIN BOARD, YOU POST STUFF AND IT SITS THERE FOR A WHILE AND PEOPLE IN "THE FUTURE" READ IT.
PCG: HUH. BIG FUCKING DEAL I GUESS.
PAST gallowsCalibrator [PGC] 5:51 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PGC: OH MY GOD K4RK4T!
PGC: WHO C4R3S!!!!! >:O
PCG banned PGC from responding to memo.
PCG: ANYWAY LIKE I WAS SAYING.

I can't stop laughing.

No.87587
>>87551

yaaaayyyyy more people draw pops Droog c:

No.87596
You know I actually wouldn't mind a forum with a per-thread ban feature.

No.87602
>>87518
I wonder if this was a conscious decision to kill the memo (so he could stop embarrassing himself further) or if he banned himself completely on instinct because someone told him to shut up.

The sad thing is that it could have been really useful if Karkat hadn't banned everyone from posting.

No.87608
I think that if Rose and Kanaya became friends, they'd spend a lot of time arguing over who would win in a fight between a wizard and a rainbow drinker.

GA: Judging By What You Have Shown Me Most Human Spellcasters Are Visibly Ancient And Decrepit
GA: Whereas Rainbow Drinkers Are Imbued With Supernaturally Powerful Musculature
GA: And Could Easily Tear Such A Frail Opponent Asunder Without Undo Exertion
TT: But first, they would need to get into close quarters with said wizard without being transmogrified, incinerated, discorporated, or cursed.
TT: Not to mention the various protective wards that the wizard would have conjured around himself at the first sign of trouble.
GA: I Believe That You Drastically Underestimate The Rainbow Drinkers Innately Augmented Velocity

No.87609
>>87602
He is just like a real forum Mod! They grow up so fast.

No.87612
>>87602

On the other hand, there's nothing stopping the other trolls from setting up their own memo-boards, yes?

Well, except for the apparently baffling nature of Trollian's user-interface, and general inertia as they'd rather do their own thing. Karkat's initial impulse of 'coordinate shit with this memo thing' isn't a bad idea at all, it just gets fouled up by, well, the kinds of things that happen when Karkat's in charge of anything.

No.87617
I would like to think that he could just unban someone.

But that would be too easy.

No.87618
>>87617
Probably could, but no one but Sollux knows how.

No.87619
>>87608
This would be so great

No.87622
>>87617
I don't think Karkat likes other idiots messing up his pristine and perfect memo that is all his and no one else's, so if you can be unbanned you won't be.

Unless someone gets a hold on his computer, I guess. It would be pretty funny if someone unbanned everyone else and they spammed the fuck out of it.

No.87623
GeneralIvan's leaving the radioplay.

Aw maaaaaaaaan.

No.87624
>>87623
Their drama is funny to watch.

No.87627
>>87623

Why?

No.87630
>>87627
Basically, he wasn't okay with the policy of "community member actors only" if it meant lower quality acting. It's a bit more complicated than that, but that's all I know.

Can't say I completely disagree.

No.87632
File: 128303305010.jpg-(127.30KB, 668x645, scourgesisters_01.jpg)
87632
>>87623
>>87630
Well, that's a pity.
But I think I can agree with him too.

Here, have some Scourge Sisters.

No.87633
>>87630

That hardly seems unreasonable.

No.87634
>>87630
That sounds like the most logical path of action.

No.87635
File: 128303337233.png-(33.30KB, 400x305, beartavros.png)
87635

No.87636
File: 128303341115.png-(32.10KB, 512x250, tavandgampng.png)
87636
WHAT TIME IS IT

No.87637
File: 128303343094.png-(14.98KB, 150x334, trolololo.png)
87637
ADVENTURE

No.87638
File: 128303345983.png-(33.70KB, 300x326, Icekingidan.png)
87638
TIME

No.87639
>>87633
It was all done very professionally and there was minimal drama (as of right now). The only really big difference is there's going to have to be a new Equius.

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

No.87640
>>87638
My God, the beard increases his hipstrousity tenfold!

No.87641
File: 128303490652.gif-(38.57KB, 650x450, 02545.gif)
87641
I get the sense that Terezi's feelings for Karkat are more red than black.

No.87642
File: 128303499152.gif-(24.64KB, 650x450, 02544.gif)
87642

No.87645
>>87641

These wall conversations are awful cute.

No.87647
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87647
Terezi, you so cute.

No.87648
>>87647
>Terezi

No.87649
>>87645

> awful cute

Good way to describe her. She's the Queen of Adorable Monstrosity.

No.87650
>>87648
I think there's supposed to be an implicit 'picture unrelated'.

No.87651
File: 128303639025.png-(123.17KB, 382x635, ii_call_hiim_thiinky_by_kokikariya-d2xh2qf.png)
87651
>>87635

Gamzinald and Beartavros :D

>>87648

PIC UNRELATED.

No.87652
>>87637
not Terezi?

No.87653
File: 128303769810.gif-(30.83KB, 150x125, oie_feferi2.gif)
87653
Click this its animated

No.87654
>>87653

I love you Bea.

Had I not been as exhausted/apathetic as I am now, this would have scared the piss out of me.

No.87655
>>87654

Oh man I can't take credit for it. It was from the forums. I just thought it was hilarious.

No.87656
>>87655

Still, 'twas you who brought a smile to my face after nothing but intense work and unending boredom all day. For that, I thank you.

No.87657
File: 128303883672.gif-(32.18KB, 300x1005, 2006-10-07-2245-trustingnature.gif)
87657
I can't believe I took this long to get around to reading Nedroid. But at least you guys get silly edits out of it.

>>87653

Amazing.

No.87662
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87662

No.87665
>>87662
hahahahahaha

No.87672
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87672

No.87674
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87674

No.87675
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87675
>>87674

oh god this is my favorite so far askal

MEANWHILE

No.87676
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87676

No.87677
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87677
OH MAH GAWD

No.87679
>>87677
can't stop lolling

gonna reread karkat's memo in LSP's voice

No.87681
File: 128304858581.gif-(31.17KB, 600x675, 2008-06-09-beartato-chinese.gif)
87681
This was just too perfect.

No.87684
File: 128305194733.jpg-(876.97KB, 2008x1024, 1283045904868.jpg)
87684
This was posted in one of the many Homestuck threads on 4chan. Just passing it along.

No.87687
>>87684
Funny thing, I made my first four teams based around the kids and the trolls.

No.87690
File: 128305273836.png-(125.27KB, 1000x543, adventurestuck.png)
87690
pose as a team, etc

No.87691
>>87672
I lost so hard that there are no fucking words.

No.87695
File: 128305495675.png-(65.02KB, 500x600, bearlusus.png)
87695
Still annoyed this doesn't exist

No.87697
>>87695
THE ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT HOMESTUCK

(I keep trying to draw these things but they turn out shitty all the time ):)

No.87699
>>87695
Sollux secretly had two Lususes. Andrew told me when we were making out yesterday

No.87700
>>87697

Maaaan, Sock I would love to see your take Beebear.

Mine's not very original, I was gonna give him antennae and compound eyes but I sort of realized that the lusus(es?) in general are pretty simple and without a ton of stuff hanging off them.

...Aw, I should have given him a stinger!! Gonna do that now.

No.87701
>>87699

you two have the worst pillow talk

you make my andrew stalking just unbearable

No.87702
File: 128305711850.png-(30.42KB, 736x918, wwhatevver_by_Seroia.png)
87702
>>87699
>>87701

Seriously. You guys are making my Bea stalking a borefest.

No.87703
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87703

No.87704
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87704

No.87705
I like Terezi's wall-conversing. The idea of half a conversation scrawled out across a stretch of terrain in a myriad of colors just seems like a neat thing.

>>87608
I want this to happen. So much.

No.87707
File: 128305833560.gif-(91.23KB, 650x450, 02546_1.gif)
87707
Updort.

No.87708
more memos
this is glorious

No.87709
>>87707
Future Arachnid's Grip
FAG
teeheee

No.87710
These memos are my favorite thing to happen in the comic in a while.

No.87711
>>87710
this so hard.

No.87712
Awww Vriska and Tarvos making up :3

Also lol at Future!Karkat banning himself

No.87713
i think that was the most outrageous thing i have ever read in the comic so far. it reminds me so much of being on forums and all the retarded shit that goes on.

No.87715
Anyone else find Vriska's sudden change of demeanor unsettling? She got over that way too fast when she was in positively crimson throes for Tavros.

If it's not bad, then it's pretty adorable.

Also Tavros now canonically has THE BEAST WITHIN.

No.87716
Somewhere, there is a nerd blowing a fuse about an entire update of relationshit.

Tavros' exile: WHO COULD BE THIS ANGRY VOICE?

No.87717
>>87715
Man, a sudden toneshift like that probably just means she's bottling it all up.

No.87718
>>87717

Yup, that's what I think. It'll come all spilling out in another flurry of cripple molestation. ... Unless she waits too long and he won't be crippled anymore but have GIANT ROBOT LEGS?!

No.87719
Vriska...is taking this rather well.

As well as she takes anything, I guess.

No.87720
>>87715

I don't think she was really all that crimson for him. She thought she might be, but she also thought it might be Black. After she kissed him the symbol between them flickered between a heart and a spade.

Turns out that either way, he doesn't reciprocate. She tried mind-controlling him into loving her, but it just wasn't doing anything for her. So she gave up on that.

Whether she's still smarting from that disappointment or not, she's clearly just decided to get on with her life and not piss and moan about it.

No.87721
>>87716
Maybe it's Boxcars. BOXCARS TRYING TO GIVE HIM ROMANTIC TIPS.

Speaking of, Karkat needs to start a call-in radio show and give out cantankerous relationship advice. Like, Troll Loveline.

No.87722
File: 128306013286.gif-(38.88KB, 700x299, 2007-10-18-2227-letsdance.gif)
87722
Okay I kinda gave up on this after I realized I'd have to basically redo party dude into Droog every panel.

>>87721

I agree with everything in this post. I am kinda hoping Boxcars is Tavros' exile so he can tell him to smash everything.

No.87723
>>87722

Askal have I mentioned how much I love your edits?

No.87724
I think Hussie has finally found the perfect way to present all of this potentially annoying relationship bullshit. If this sort of thing occurred within the comic normally, some people would get pissed off at the romantic drama, but since it's within the context of Karkat getting pissed off it's automatically delightful.

No.87725
>>87722

You finish this right now.

And hell yes @ boxcars possibly being Tav's exile.

No.87726
These memos are the greatest thing. I can't even adequately articulate my feelings.

No.87727
>>87722
What, no.
Finish that.

No.87728
I'm glad to see more Terezi. Her constant manic smile brightens my day inexplicably.

And her pointy little horns are cute.

...

No.87729
>>87726

The visuals that went with this one, though. You can just imagine Spades Slick standing behind him during this ... and just contemplating where to stick that flaming torch.

Also a return to wall building puzzles. Wow I'm glad the kid's session doesn't have to bother with that. Yet. Uhg, I hope it never is yet.

No.87730
>>87729

Slick is a very patient man to put up with so much horseshit.

No.87731
Hey, I'm doing more bullshit.

http://www.livestream.com/spleensawfuldrarwringbonanza

No.87732
File: 128306255596.gif-(109.89KB, 700x1709, 2009-01-30-beartato-yourface.gif)
87732
>>87723
>>87725
>>87727

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINE. (ilu2 Othar)

>>87724

I agree. And even though I am happily on the relationshit train, I'm glad for these too. Even if we don't get silly faces, we get even more exposition this way.

No.87733
>>87716
The usual deal, but they'll give it up sonner or later.

No.87734
>>87720
Whatever it was, though, she knows it was dark. So far Tav kind of appears to be wired only for pale. (Which will change eventually, I'm sure of it.)

No.87735
>>87734

Puberty's gonna hit that boy like a ton of bricks.

No.87736
>>87732
Yeah, I'm glad taht those two ended well. Since I'm really into more to see all of them happy or in a happy ending.
Also, your Neroid edits are jsut awesome!

No.87737
>>87736
Actually, Neroid is a pretty appropriate name specifically for the ones involving Feferi.

No.87738
>>87728
What you're feeling is entirely normal, Anon. No need for uncomfortable ellipses.

>>87732
I concur. Delicious exposition goooood.

No.87739
>>87730

Or he's just so mentally preoccupied with all of the choices of torch/body interface that he never stops to pick just one. I mean there's only so much he can do, how does he choose!?!

No.87740
I love how Eridan gets told that Karkat's all messed up by Sollux's death, kind of feels bad about it, and then keeps on trying to pester Karkat anyway about his silly romantic failures that mean pretty much nothing to anyone at this point in time.

No.87741
File: 128306406254.jpg-(304.44KB, 945x690, tavrosvriskaaaa.jpg)
87741
guys it is ok for a boy to want to be just friends with a girl who crippled him and sprung an abortive rape attempt on him

not everyone is into that sort of thing like you are

No.87742
I love these memos so much it's crazy.

>>87740
Eridan is such a wonderful, considerate person.

>>87700
no you don't it's horrible like most things I have done this week, which is why it no longer exists, but i will draw things tomorrow and they will be better I SWEAR IT.

No.87743
>>87741

Holy crap, Hivebent Babies. However needs more Rowlf.

No.87744
>>87742

Sock did you not see the image of AN EAGLE CRYING FOR ERIDAN? I doubt you can do worse unless you were intentionally trying to make another SBAHJ comic

No.87745
>>87743

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002465

Uhg, maybe not more Rowlf.

No.87747
>>87742

At least he went to an early time when Karkat wouldn't be freaking out about it. He was considerate in that wacky fun genocide plottin'/lusus murderin'/orphan makin' Eridan way we've all come to know and love.

No.87748
>>87745

Huh. That weird puppet thing kind of has AradiaFrogSprite's eye bulges on the top of its head. That's ... probably nothing to dwell on as anything more than a zanny coincidence.

No.87749
>>87747
>wacky fun genocide plottin'/lusus murderin'/orphan makin'

>orphan makin'

they was only orphans briefly cause vriska fed em to her mom soon after

No.87750
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87750
God.

No.87751
>>87750

:33333

No.87752
>>87750

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

>>87748

The puppet is Kermit.

No.87753
File: 128306646982.gif-(21.74KB, 852x845, john prom.gif)
87753

No.87755
I don't think Vriska is as over it as she says she is.

No.87756
Land of Little Cubes and Tea
http://www.tindeck.com/listen/hcxm

No.87757
File: 128306724242.png-(36.38KB, 900x650, daw_wedding.png)
87757
if mom and dad are an item then rose and john are almost brother and sister in law

making shipping them also a little creepy all of a sudden

curse you hussieee

No.87758
>making shipping them also a little creepy all of a sudden
implying that's how biology works

No.87760
>>87758
who said anything about biology
its just the whole SISTER in law thing mang

No.87761
>>87752

Even after you said that ... it really doesn't look much like kermit. Kind of at all. Not even at all. This seems to be because the cheek spirals look more like the eyes. If the nubbins on top of the head are supposed to be the eyes the cheek swirls are not in the right place. Whatever, though, I believe you.

It just isn't easy to see. At all. Kind of really at all. Sorry?

No.87762
>>87760

There are people still shipping Dave and Rose. Think about that. And die a little inside as we each do every single day.

No.87763
>>87762

wussy

No.87764
>>87757
Will Rose's face in this picture ever not crack me up?

No.87765
>>87762

The number of shits given about the biological incestuous status of a pairing between two people who grew up in totally seperate houses, with no knowledge of said status until they had known each other for a long fucking while: Zero.

No.87766
>>87764
It's like she has one of those 1920's moustaches

No.87767
>>87764

Makes you wonder what meds they put her on.

Hopefully >>87763 can get some of that too.

No.87769
>>87765

Whoa. There are so many things wrong with that I really don't know where to start. Probably best if I just take one half of what you said, giving zero shits, and apply that to your post in its totality. Unfortunately that you seem to suggest the nature of an incestuous pairing is, say, purely a matter of social stigma on par with interracial marriage or, more relevant, homosexual marriage is actually too sad to BE discounted. And believe me, I'm trying. Your post is something so glaringly at odds with basic biology and genetics that it should be preserved forever for future generations to point at and snicker. As they walk away they shake their heads in silent mourning for the state of modern education.

That the individuals in question are also thirteen years old is just a whole other level of GAH. Unfortunately the time I set aside for dealing with one such as you has expired. Ciao.

No.87770
File: 128306963787.png-(78.98KB, 338x442, johnxjade1.png)
87770
>>87769
whats the matter bro

dont like inceststuck

No.87771
>>87769
the fact that they're 13 is more or less proof that they won't be screwing
and without that hurdle or the psychological issues that come with growing up together, I don't see what is upsetting you so

No.87772
>>87770

Sorry, dude, no matter how hard you try you won't get any showtime in that gallery alongside the other schmoe.

However if you would like a free complimentary talking to: calm down. They are fictional characters. That means they don't exist. It is different, however, when someone (see above) seems to be taking odds with the entire concept of incest and the problems and issues behind it.

I'm sorry, but even if your hot sister suffers a head injury and acquires amnesia it is not alright for you to do her like a rodeo pony. No, not even if you hit yourself on the head in the hopes of acquiring amnesia yourself. But feel free to beat yourself about the head anyway. I won't stop you.

No.87773
>>87771

Let's just settle matters with Homestuck being about fictional characters. No, let's not even speculate if parts of this are secretly things that happened at the Hussie household. No, not even the creation of a rocket wheelchair. Although that would be awesome.

Any discussion beyond that is pointless and should be left to the realm of either trained therapists or /pco/

That is all.

No.87774
it's time to wake up sheeple
we're all missing out on our hot sisters
especially Bea

No.87775
File: 128307048067.png-(14.97KB, 632x426, johnxjade.png)
87775
no need to get so worked up mang

No.87776
>>87774

Ha! If this rousing debate won't wake them up nothing will!

No.87777
>>87734

You don't have to be sure of it. It's pretty much confirmed he's a hardier troll by the time they're all in the Veil and trolling the kids. He's more aggressive in his Dave chats, even though he still sucks at it because hey it's Tavros.

No.87778
>>87777

A very interesting point! I think most of us made the mistake of considering that the trolls we were seeing were the same ones from the kids' session. The chronology, however, means we are actually witnessing becoming the trolls they are during the kids' session.

Seen from that perspective this whole intermission develops some very interesting angles. Not unlike Bea's, we can all be sure.

Sorry, Bea, they started it.

No.87780
>>87778
This brings up the question of how they end up actually becoming those characters though. Currently, I have no idea how Tavros ends up acting like his does later on. The others don't seem too different unless you count Karkat being pissier than currently. That's probably mostly his own damn fault though...

No.87781
>>87780

At least in the memos he is showing some growth towards realizing how ridiculous he's acting. However as far as Karkat is concerned I have the feeling that Future Future Karkat will even find Future Karkat annoying.

This actually seems to be one of his constants.

Personally I hope we get to see one of Kanaya's defining moments. She's based so much around this ideal troll version of Rose. It would be a shame to exclude the moment she learns the truth.

Although it could probably be summed up with her using one of Karkat's patented facial responses to something seen over his computer:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004382

No.87782
>>87780

Way I see it either Vriska morails him into having a spine, or exile HB goads him into being an angrier, ragier troll. Or maybe Rufio comes out. Or all of the above.

No.87783
Here's something else that (probably) pertains to Aradia: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003557

Specifically:

>TG: whos in charge of timeline management there
>TG: i gotta give him the business
>GC: SH3 DO3SNT W4NT TO T4LK TO 4NY OF YOU
>GC: 4ND H4S M1SG1V1NGS 4BOUT TH1S WHOL3 TH1NG
>GC: NOT 4LL OF US 4R3 TH4T 3NTHUS1AST1C 4BOUT TROLL1NG YOU GUYS
>GC: 4ND TH3 ON3S WHO 4R3 SORT OF SUCK 4T 1T >:|

Assuming this is Aradia in her role as the Maid of Time, well, the Aradia we've seen so far has been apathetic yet resolute. She doesn't know why she's doing things but she's very firm about doing them. Whatever it is she's okay with it. She's okay about a lot of things.

The person Terezi is talking to here, insofar as we can glean any information, appears far less sure of herself and what she, what all the trolls, are supposed to be doing. There could be a number of reasons for this:

The Timeline Management Troll described here was mentioned before the character of Aradia was firmly established in the later intermission. In other words AH had an idea for her but decided on the characterization later.

It could have to do with the return of her feelings. Maybe being apathetic (apparently as a consequence of being dead) is what allowed her to follow the voices in her head so exactly. If her feelings have returned she may now have some misgivings.

The voices that guide her are no longer talking to her. For whatever reason she is left to making her own choices without help, possibly for the first time in her life.

Or any combination of these. As an intriguing little exercise consider the notion that her being apathetic is all part of someone's plan to make her an easier to control pawn. Perhaps the voices in her head wanted her to provoke Vriska so she'd be okay with doing *anything* the voices wanted. Now compare with her reaction here:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004187

For all of the advice about the future she's been giving nothing prepared her for the fate that a certain smitten troll would install feelings into her soulbot. The consequences of this apparently unforeseen twist may make her a free agent again.

No.87784
>>87783

Or not. Who knows. We'll find out either way. Probably.

No.87785
>>87783

if the chip was in her heart and she ripped the heart out why does she still feel?

No.87786
Update,
Ohh Tavros

No.87787
UPDATE.

Everything I expected.

No.87788
>>87785
Because the chip was only to give her romantic feelings for Equius. Presumably having a corporeal form again is what grants her all her other emotions, like revulsion, rage, love, hate, etc.

No.87789
File: 128307378946.gif-(13.00KB, 650x450, 02550.gif)
87789
Haha! This face... oh man.

No.87790
Oh how I laffed.

Also I've just had the opportunity to give the Squiddles album a proper listen. All the while I have this image in my head of Jade watching it religiously and singing along to all the songs while surrounded by her plushes.

I died of cute.

No.87791
File: 128307388190.gif-(4.24KB, 650x450, ps000026_8.gif)
87791
>>87789
GOOD UPDATE
BEST FACE

No.87792
  Sha-la-la-la-la, my, oh, my,
Look like the boy too shy, he ain't gonna kiss de girl.

No.87793
======>YEAH YOU SEE HER
======>SITTING THERE ACROSS THE ROOM
======>SHE IS GONNA BE YOUR DOOM
======>'LESS YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT HER

======>IT DON'T TAKE A WORD
======>UNLESS YOU'RE A TURD
======>JUST FUCKING KISS THE GIRL

No.87795
File: 128307440865.gif-(39.30KB, 650x450, 02549.gif)
87795
He wanted Rufio. He got this.

Wow, that's like the tagline to a horrible romcom. Wait, all romcoms are horrible.

No.87796
>>87790

That would be really cute until she gets to the last track.

No.87797
File: 12830752243.gif-(189.69KB, 650x450, 02316.gif)
87797
You know what I just realized?

The Frog Temples layered over each other mimics the Trolls session of the Incipisphere.

I didn't notice that the first time around.

Heh, learn something about this comic everyday.

No.87798
BOXCARS: LOVE EXPERT

No.87799
>>87796

Last track, nonsense. All an internet rumor like those stories about Lost Episodes and all that bullshit. Doesn't exist. Jade listens until the last track, 21, happy as can be.

Until you cut to Rose listening to the same album, patiently and quietly waiting for Track 22 to come up, an insomniac's smile on her face. Found it on a secure and remote server you see, woke up one day with the URL written down already.

It helps her get to sleep.

No.87800
>>87795
YOU LOVE TROLLMANCE YOU LOVE TROLLMANCE YOU LOVE TROLLMANCE YOU LOVE TROLLMANCE YOU LOVE TROLLMANCE

No.87801
>>87795

D'aaaawww! He's like a big, angry cupid!

No.87802
Oh god Tavros it's time for your Becoming A Man montage

No.87803
Also I like that HB got a bit of good characterization. He's an angry gangster, but he knows how to treat a lady.

No.87804
YOU CAN'T DO IT, YOU JUST CAN'T KISS THE GIRL.

No.87805
File: 128307590550.gif-(67.46KB, 650x650, 02318.gif)
87805
>>87797
Are you saying that the overlaid frog temples are an exact cosmography of the trolls' Incipisphere? 'cause they ain't. The red and blue teams' planets are divided from each other, remember?

No.87807
>>87797
Huh. Well how 'bout that!

>>87805
It's not exactly the same, but it's similar enough to raise an eyebrow.

>>87799
I like this concept.

No.87810
>>87800

ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO MAKING OUT MAKES HEARTS BOXCARS A DULL BOY

No.87811
>>87805
No, but it's just interesting how much the ruins corresponds to the Incipisphere.

Right down to the Derse and Prospit moons.

With the frog at the center, it makes me think why the Black Queen detests frogs so much, and what is the ultimate goal of domineering over Skaia.

No.87812
>>87799

I very much wish to see both scenarios immortalized in fanart.

No.87813
all these people going on about how tavros need to man up or grow a pair or some other business are making me sad

it is completely natural and understandable to not want to kiss someone who has been mostly abusive and violent towards you

then again he is a boy and boys are supposed to always want to fuck and not have feelings

No.87816
>>87813

He would probably comply with the angry voice's demands if not for being paraplegic.

No.87817
>>87816
angry voices in yo head and nonfunctional legs are kind of beside the point i was tryin to make

No.87818
>>87816

The sadness could also be because she has tormented him, crippled him (and according to her convo with Doc she was actually supposed to kill him)

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004144

>AG: Oh really, well you seemed pretty excited a8out killing Tavros too.
>AG: And you even helped! So I guess that is how you work after all.
Doc Scratch:
>Not really.
>All I did was stand somewhere for a few minutes.
>I just gave you an opportunity to do something you wanted to do anyway.

Apparently her "mission" was to kill both Tavros and Aradia. Oh well, one out of two. I wonder if Tavros was secretly spared due to her feelings? Although I don't see how given she jumped him off a cliff. It's a miracle he survived, actually.

Given that within the game she continued to torment him, made fun of him being crippled, and then assaulted his mind to make him kiss her - - - it's just pure Tavros that HE feels like he hurt her feelings.

But if this was real life it would be sick shit if someone felt like that about his attempted murderer turned would-be rapist. Still, stranger things have happened. Like all this:

>>87765
>>87769
>>87770
>>87772

You people miss out on so much fun during the thread's night shift.

No.87819
Bro, that's no way to handle that situation. Jump up, kiss that bitch, lead her the fuck on and blow her off.

Pow, Tavros redeems himself by not totally fagging out.

This message brought to you by someone who is ALPHA AS FUCK HUARGH

No.87821
>>87819

Okay, marking this anon down as "Trying too hard" with a side order of "Unresolved mommy issues" and "Prefers to wear women's underthings and not merely for the comfort."

Did we miss anything?

No.87822
File: 128308517626.png-(63.08KB, 500x350, DaveATsprite.png)
87822
>>87821
Would you believe I was being...

...ironic?

No.87823
>>87822

Ah, "compulsive liar" too.

No, just fooling. It's all in good fun. But probably not too funny. Sorry?

No.87824
>>87823
The bulk of that post was copied directly from a post on regular /co/. I hope they were being ironic about it too, but I have my doubts.

No.87825
you guys need to relax

No.87826
>>87825
neverrrr

No.87827
File: 128308743929.gif-(40.26KB, 650x650, 01652_2.gif)
87827
>>87769

OK wow, thank you Captain Overreach for your insight into my views on incestuous marriage which I never actually offered here. You're retarded.

First, yes, there is an increase in the likelihood of birth defects in consanguineous mating. That's just a fact of genetics. But I don't consider that on its own merits to be sufficient grounds for the incest taboo, because if we apply that logic further, we'd have to also vilify all sorts of other romantic pairings. For example, no dude with hemophilia would ever be allowed to get laid, because if he knocked somebody up, the resultant child would have a 50/50 chance of sharing his disease. No two people with Cystic Fibrosis in their family would be allowed to hook up. Etc.

And besides, what about homosexual incest? It's considered just as bad, but genetics aren't even a factor there. Or adopted siblings? Are you A-OK with that?

So clearly, the incest taboo isn't about genetics itself; genetics just have a nifty but largely irrelevant correlation. Unless you're really saying that percentile of genetic similarity is your yardstick as a matter of principle, in which case: that's nice, believe that if you want, but I don't give a shit. If you're going to use genetics as a reason to taboo something from a practical perspective, you're going to have to Brave New World that shit, or else it's just not going to hold up to any sort of logical examination.

No, what the incest taboo is really about is the social institution of family. You don't stick your dick in family: it's weird and creepy. On a more practical level, mixing romantic feelings in with your familial ones results in nasty business. There are power structures within the family that can't really be worked around or ignored, resulting in unequal relationships and dubious consent under the best of circumstances. This is most noticeable with parent/child relationships, but you get it all over.

It's undesirable for the same reason Teacher/Student relationships are, but even stronger because the bond between family is that much stronger as well.

But we are talking about two people who are not part of the same family. They grew up totally separate, completely unaware of each other's existence until they befriended each other online. Even if they learn the truth about their genetics, that doesn't make them siblings in any practical sense. If they're still comfortable with the idea of romancing each other - and they may not, they may find it a bit too weird for their tastes, and that's their call to make - then like I said, I give exactly zero shits about their genetics.

>>87772

>I'm sorry, but even if your hot sister suffers a head injury and acquires amnesia it is not alright for you to do her like a rodeo pony.

This is a monumentally stupid comparison and you must know if, because if you weren't intelligent enough to see how stupid it is, you would be unable to feed and clothe yourself, much less navigate this imageboard and post it.

For one thing, you shouldn't be banging an amnesiac anyway what is wrong with you. She's concussed, she needs a doctor, not a hot dicking. Second, she might not know who you are, but you know who she is! Not only does that not make it any better, it actually makes it worse.

Let's take your hypothetical and make it make some degree of sense: if someone and their hot sister suffered long-term amnesia and could not remember who each other were at all, and wound up banging, how could you blame them? How the hell are they supposed to know they share genetic material?

No.87828
>>87824

No clue but if you'd like to add it to the Big Book of Conspiracy Theories?

No.87829
>>87827

TL;DR Best guess is this is stuff you should probably be telling a therapist not a message board. Pro tip.

No.87830
>>87827

total cry for help. people need thicker skin before allowed on the internets

No.87831
>>87827
Pretty much this.

No.87832
File: 128308836023.png-(13.67KB, 648x450, terezi-eyebrow.png)
87832
>>87829

I have no history of incest and have no desire to bang my hot sister, if that's what you were trying to imply. If it isn't, I'm really not sure what you think I should be telling a therapist.

No.87833
File: 128308882056.jpg-(14.87KB, 250x305, sisko.jpg)
87833
people wouldnt be making fun of tavroa for not wanting to ride vrisko's dick :[

heh vrisko

reminds me of sisko

No.87834
Hearts Boxcars and Karkat are now the official love experts in my mind. They should make that radio show together. It would be the best show and they would start arguing immediately

No.87835
>>87834

Considering which card is his he would technically be the patron saint of troll redrom.

HOLY CRAP we need cupid Hearts Boxcars fanart STAT!

No.87836
>>87832

====>

>>87830

No.87837
You people are incredibly silly, but that's partly why I love you.

>>87835
With comically petite little wings.

No.87838
File: 12830893421.gif-(17.45KB, 650x450, 02145.gif)
87838
>>87836

I'm sorry that I have an articulated and coherent argument ready to respond to you with? I am pretty sure that a therapist would not really care, though.

No.87839
>>87838

====>====>

>>87836

Holy crap we've gone recursive! But, yeah, whatever helps you cry yourself to sleep at night, DudeWithIssues. Meanwhile let's everyone get back to what this thread is supposed to be about. LOLCAT!

No.87840
File: 128309001016.gif-(21.19KB, 650x450, is funny to me.gif)
87840
>>87839

When you can't actually find an argument to make you just vaguely accuse me of having issues as though that declares you the winner, instead of being a tacit admission of having absolutely no real argument to bring. It's cute, but a bit tired.

No.87841
  >>87840
>>87839
>>87838
>>87827
:3

No.87842
File: 128309026547.gif-(30.65KB, 150x150, 1282917243840.gif)
87842
Lol at all the drama over possible ectobiological incest while nobody gives a shit about trolls getting it on, though they were all spawned from a diabolical incestuous slurry.

Anyway, I'm not one of you super-talented types, but I might give a ham-fisted try at making some custom Homestuck figures. Think I'll try Mothersprite first.

Of course whether or not I'll still like this idea when the caffeine wears off is totally up in the air.

No.87843
>>87842
its NATURAL for them to be spawned from an incestuous slurry

fallin in love with someone you were spawned from common genetic material in an asteroid lab with and raised separately from is evil for humans tho

No.87844
>>87842

Hey, it doesn't count on Alternia. Or oddly enough Neptune.

>>87840

... Wow. For the records, kids, this is what an inferiority complex looks like.

No.87845
>>87841
People just need to

Take it easyyyy~

No.87846
File: 128309080150.gif-(16.64KB, 400x300, five-assed-imps.gif)
87846
>>87843

Except oddly enough in Colorado. Whatever happens in those rustic mountain remote genetics laboratories stays in those rustic mountain remote genetics laboratories.

Just as Mephisto. Who is now obviously Lord English. It all fits!

No.87847
>>87844

Well, now it's a bit less vague at least. Still waiting to hear something that isn't just a bizarre ad hominem, though.

No.87849
>>87842
I think that everyone's forgotten something: the trolls are paradox clones too. Granted, we have absolutely no idea where their genes come from, since they don't have troll guardians, but the point still stands.

No.87850
>>87846
>five-assed-imps.gif

I wonder if the Black Queen would have tolerated multiple asses as well as she tolerated the lactating udder.

No.87851
>>87849
True that.

Which reminds me; I really hope we get to see freaked-out Karkat surrounded by the all the grubs.

No.87852
>>87850
yeah, probably

shes ok with a lot of things

No.87853
>>87849

Not all the genetic material anyway but we have a good idea where the egg comes from:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004236

Mother Grub was a virgin, though, so no clue who or what, ahem, fertilizes it. Either maybe their lusii or themselves (for double the incestuous slurry).

>>87847

Seriously you two this is a Homestuck thread. Says so at the top. The thread that pertains to your egos doesn't exist and hopefully never will. Pro Tip to the wise: you'll be the only ones who bother posting there.

No.87854
good lord these updates

CCG: IF I WERE FUTURE ME, WHICH I GUESS I AM, I WOULD READ THIS AND BE ALL OVER IT, LIKE DAMMIT KARKAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.
CCG: GET TO THE POINT.
FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 0:20 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH.
CCG banned FCG from responding to memo.

that and HB had me almost falling off my chair.

No.87856
File: 128309428275.gif-(10.88KB, 390x506, beebear-wuvs-woo-all.gif)
87856
>>87695

It may not be canon (yet), Bea, but here's something that will hopefully ease the pain as we wait.

And then maybe after I get some sleep I'll do something actually Homestuck related.

No.87857
>>87850

Well Spades Slick might have not been so quick to exile her ...

No.87861
>>87856

i like beebears yay

>>87774
>>87778

uh

also this debate is stupid and you're all stupid go to your rooms

>>87793

Ahahah yes!

This is the greatest update

Until we get the Kanaya and Droog update.

>>87761

The head is the exact same build as the frog temple frog. The cheek spirals are just reminiscent of the SAW puppet.

>>87821

anon why do you not get jokes

just

unclench

Also let's get some cupid boxcars up in here

No.87862
File: 128310022822.gif-(27.76KB, 650x450, YOU ARE A LOSER.gif)
87862
So we have:
-Spades Slick =>Karkat
-Black Queen=>Terezi
-Hearts Boxcars=>Tavros
-Clubs Deuce=>Sollux

Only two original trolls missing are Kanaya and Vriska (all red team was the original trolls) and the only members of the midnight crew missing is Diamonds Droog, who share some characteristics with Kanaya (both like clothes, etc.)

Thinking about it...who will be the sixth Exile? Becuase he will end with Vriska... Wait, any chance of Shadow Mobster Kingpin existing in this universe and ending with Vriska?

No.87863
>>87862

The Black Queen was attempting to contact Vriska, remember?
Vriska's just super stubborn.

No.87866
File: 128310093428.jpg-(89.36KB, 500x600, 2isk12o.jpg)
87866

No.87867
HAHA OH GOD YES.

>>87802

Yes. We need a montage. We need it like we need air.

No.87868
File: 128310099981.jpg-(55.41KB, 350x350, THE MIDNIGHT CREW.jpg)
87868
>>87863
Hmmm, yeah, i remember that but till this point all original trolls have one exile, maybe they are interchangeable or maybe the Black Queen did something to change it. Or maybe the BQ have two trolls?
Hmmm...

No.87869
>>87868
I think each exile has one troll that they will primarily command. Unlike the human session, though, this one is lasting long enough that they can settle on one themselves, instead of it being dictated by locked terminals.

No.87871
File: 128310449365.png-(25.27KB, 478x411, bros4life.png)
87871
You know, come to think of it, it's more likely Tavros and Vriska will end up as moirails than either of the romantic quadrants. That would be a bromance for the ages. Of course, I'd rather they were having sloppy makeouts myself but I just really like the dynamic between those two and as long as it turns out positive with either bringing out what the other lacks, I'm happy.

No.87876
>>87871
> either of the romantic quadrants
( ≖‿≖)

Moirallegiance is romantic, pooplord!

No.87879
>>87876

OHH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. The flushed ones.

No.87880
>>87879
The word you're searching for is "concupiscent."

No.87881
>>87777
Or Vriska is there standing behind him the whole time, because she's been blocked by all the kids way earlier on and now has to troll by proxy.

> AG: Troll this guy Tavros! He's got red text so he's pro8a8ly almost as spineless as you are. All you low8loods are total wusses!
> AT: uH, vRISKA, i'M NOT SURE i WANT TO DO THIS, iT SEEMS KIND OF MEAN,
> AG: OK, you know what's mean? They messed up our game. They messed up our game SO 8ADLY that we won and we still lost! I w8rked HARD to sc8 all th8se rungs and now 8t doesn't mean sh8t because we're g8ing to die!!!!!!!!
> AG: So stop being a 8ig 8lu88ering pussy and troll him already!
> AT: bUT i, mAYBE THE CIRCUMSTANCES AREN'T, aREN'T WHAT WE THINK THEY ARE, aND--
> AG: Oh my god, who caaaaaaaares!
> AG: I'm not going to leave until you make him cry.
> AG: Troll, Tavros!!!!!!!! Trooooooooll!
> AG: Hahahahahahahaha!
> AG: Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
> AG: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
> AG: Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!

No.87882
File: 128310647055.gif-(47.57KB, 650x450, Tavros jousting.gif)
87882
Hey, new extra page! How long has that been there?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000026.html

No.87883
>>87879
Onestly, Askal. "Concupiscent" is such an easy word to remember. Why don't you use it?

No.87884
>>87883
Urley, Honestly is even easier to remember

No.87885
>>87884
> Honestly, Haskal. "Concupiscent" his such han heasy word to remember. Why don't you huse hit?
Hare you happy now?

No.87886
File: 128310741615.jpg-(134.58KB, 478x417, nyoro~n spy.jpg)
87886
>>87880
>>87883

No.87887
File: 128310741694.png-(232.07KB, 402x541, Everyone lost.png)
87887
/thread

No.87888
File: 128310769312.jpg-(138.63KB, 403x480, johnjade.jpg)
87888
the mspa forums romart threads seem less interesting now, i dont know why

perhaps the progressive addition of more and more rules geared towards thwarting weird things

i like weird things :[

No.87889
>>87887
What argument?

There was no argument!

I don't understand!!

No.87890
>>87885
Ssrley, Shonestly sis seven seasier sto sremember

sorry sabout sthat

No.87891
saint sebastian is sollux
discuss

No.87892
>>87891
who is saint sebastian

why is he sollux

No.87893
>>87892
Saint Sebastian is a saint

Sebastian died twice

No.87894
>>87893
at this point sollux has only died once

No.87895
Aint' gettin yo mack on, dog

No.87898
File: 128311275672.png-(96.21KB, 400x700, soaps.png)
87898
Shad is the greatest.

No.87900
>>87898
Nollywood makes ANYTHING great.

No.87901
My favorite Disney song @_@
http://www.tindeck.com/listen/rwje

No.87902
>>87901
That brought tears of joy to my eyes, bro.

No.87904
File: 128311981775.jpg-(4.11KB, 142x149, smooch.jpg)
87904
>>87901

No.87905
>You cannot do it. You cannot tap that ass.

No.87907
File: 128312248140.jpg-(73.15KB, 700x311, dumbrooster.jpg)
87907
Pablo. You must teach jellylegs bull-dogg to get his mack on. You are his last hope.

No.87908
File: 128312314672.png-(5.36KB, 195x209, 1263872493305.png)
87908
>>87901

No.87909
File: 128312420354.jpg-(86.21KB, 475x330, 124706567991.jpg)
87909
>>87901

No.87912
File: 128312583023.png-(337.26KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2010-08-02-22h07m36s47.png)
87912
>>87901
awesome!

No.87916
goddammit hussie
GET TO WORK

No.87920
what the hell
we need a new thread ALREADY
who wants to do it?

No.87921
>>87920

I...I have a confession to make. I don't like starting new threads.

No.87923
>>87920

I wouldn't mind but I don't really have a good OP image at the moment!

No.87924
>>87923
We could just wait for the update. Should be soon!

No.87925
>>87924

Anon swoops in with the best idea.

No.87927
>>87923
Maybe OP pic could be

a close-up of one of Tavros's twitching eyes.

No.87928
FFFFFFFFFFFF SNOWMAN

No.87929
Hey we already knew this.

I want a better update, Hussie!

No.87930
Although we did just get our OP pic we needed.

No.87931
hi my name is Bea and I'm not satisfied with things

No.87932
We did get a nice splash panel out of it. Though I'm not actually sure if the term is appropriate for this format.

No.87933
YOU MUST BE STRONG VRISKA :<

Unfortunately the one holding her leash again probably doesn't care for her well being at all and is just using her as tool. hurp durp

No.87936
>>87931

I demand a mind-blowing revelation on every page!

Or more of Hearts Boxcars screaming at children to makeout because that's hilarious.

No.87937
I are super slowpoke. I only just got that the screens are arranged in four groups of three so each exile takes three kids.

No.87938
>>87937

I only just found out that the KNIGHT and MAID of Time both have red text.

No.87939
>>87937

You are now realizing that the song title "Squiddles Campfire" doesn't make any sense.

No.87940
>>87937
I don't think so, that would imply that Droog wasn't an exile. Plus it was mentioned earlier that there are *at least* eight exiles.

No.87941
>>87940
But that has no symmetry! D:

>>87939
Camping is exactly the kind of stupid but adorable thing I'd expect Squiddles to do.

No.87942
>>87941

But how can you have a campfire




UNDER THE OCEAN

No.87943
File: 128313717197.gif-(78.32KB, 300x225, LaughingShino.gif)
87943
>>87901
>Or I'm gonna find you, and turn you inside out.

No.87944
http://www.livestream.com/excitementabounding

Somfunambulist is streaming a picture of Karkat and Boxcars giving out relationship advice.

No.87945
ok ill start the thread with the brand new update image

totally new and unexpected



goddammit hussie we all knew this I WANT A NEW UPDATE

No.87946
>>87942
Maybe they leave the ocean. I once helped care for an octopus that needed its aquairum's lid weighed down with several bricks to keep it from getting out.

oh god

earth-walking squiddles

now i'm terrified

No.87947
>>87940
Ok so that would mean we have eight exiles and sixteen kids (trolls and kids).
Snowman's talked to Rose, Vriska and Terezi. So not all exiles are going to be assigned only two kids. Some might get just one if I'm guessing correctly.

No.87948
>>87947

Snowman never talked to Rose. That was the White Queen in the kid's session.

No.87949
>>87947
The White Queen talked to Rose.

No.87950
>The Thief and the Seer were to serve as twin lashes of the scourge cracked by a quasiroyal against her own former kingdom to settle a score.

>twin lashes of the scourge

>Scourge Sisters

I like all this imagery and the double meaning therein.

No.87953
>>87938
Both Heirs (John and Equius) have blue text too. The Knights should but don't because Karkat is a pansy who uses grey instead of his blood colour.

The pattern is still kind of there with Rose and Jade but it's mixed up. If Rose had been the Witch of Space like everyone expected her to be, she'd match up with Feferi (the Witch of Life) and Jade would have taken Seer of Light and matched up with Terezi (the Seer of Mind). It is interesting to note that the two trolls' colours that don't match up are transitional ones, with Terezi's green being pulled into the cooler side of the wheel (towards purple) while Feferi's is being pulled the other way (towards green), while Equius' text is exactly the same hue as John's but darker, and Karkat's blood is exactly the same as Dave's text.

This is a completely useless observation but I am excited about it anyway!

I wonder if Andrew did that on purpose or if it's entirely coincidental.

>>87901
also this is amazing

No.87954
>>87947
I don't think you can include all exiles in one group of kids and trolls. There has to be more than eight if you take both sessions. We haven't seen Droog as a proper exile yet, and when it was said Snowman's number was eight, it didn't mean just her whole eightball thing, but that she is the eighth exile in the trolls' session...or at least I think.

No.87977
New thread, my bromo sapiens >>87960



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