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85745 No.85745
Thread 42 >>84919

IRC is @ espernet #bluhbluh
Post if you want any help or guides because we so awesome, it is unreal, and we would like to share our awesome conversations with you. Really.

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No.85746
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85746
The 3D modelers on the forums are very cool dudes.

No.85747
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No.85748
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85750
I kept the filename used by the artist but she is a filthy, filthy liar and this is very metal.

No.85753
Wow. What a way to kick off the new thread.

No.85754
>>85745

This guy owns so hard.

soooooooooo cool

No.85755
>>85754
>>85754
>>85754

No.85757
>>85748

I kept expecting him to crash. Hussie, you've conditioned me to expect to laugh at him, what have you done.

No.85760
>>85757
You've become a joyless husk who can't appreciate the finer things in life.
Like rocketcars

No.85761
>>85760
>Finer
I do believe you mean the finest things, may there be no doubt.

No.85763
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85763
>>85679

I probably shouldn't have ... but I did.

No.85764
>>85749

As I watch this I keep hearing in my head: "We can rebuild him. We have the technology."

No.85765
>>85764
The Six Million Boondollar Troll

No.85766
>>85745 et al.
This makes me want a Homestuck video game so much. SO MUCH. AUGH.

But ok so, re: latest update. I guess this means that dream selves can exist independently of real selves. Does this mean Dream Jade and Dream John were still around in the Bad End future? Maybe they were permanently asleep or something...

No.85767
>>85766
Yeah, I think Dave might have mentioned that with no John around to play server, Jade could never be awakened.

No.85768
>>85767

Ahem. SHE WAS ALWAYS AWAKE.

That's the whole deal with her weird future visions, you two. She was already getting information from the clouds in her dream.

I know it's a long comic and it was a long time ago but that's really a big deal. It's like one of the primary things about her character.

No.85769
>>85767

Dave was referring about getting Jade into the Medium. Meaning into her Land of ... Naps and Pillows or whatever. Since John wasn't there to get her in the game they were assuming the meteors had gotten her. No mention of her dream self was ever made. Ironically, though, the Dave and Rose were asleep on Derse so they wouldn't have run into Jade's dream self who seems to hang around Prospit most of the time. She couldn't even get down to the battlefield planet, remember?

Oddly enough we found out that Dave's dream self was always awake but apparently he didn't know this. And he always kept his music up to loud to listen to his advisors. Who were whispering Horrorterrors instead of fluffy clouds. Derse sure is weird.

No.85770
>>85768
Oh yeah. Oopth. It was the Medium.

No.85771
I have a feeling he is working on the flash right now.

No.85772
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85772
>>85764
>>85765

Haha., we were just talking about RoboCop Tavros in IRC last night too.

No.85773
>>85769

And to think all this could have been avoided if John manned up in the first place and confronted Dad when he arrived home to get his damn Sburb beta discs already.

No.85774
>>85773
You wonder why you didn't think of that in the first place.

No.85776
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85776
um
uh
I was going to post this in /draw/ to ask for crits or redlines but they don't really have a thread for that stuff active right now
so here is a very sketchy Feferi

No.85777
>>85776
Her neck looks a little thick? Other than that, I can't see anything wrong with it.

No.85778
>>85776

Neck a tad too long, legs not aligned naturally with the rest of the body especially torso. Other than that not bad at all.

No.85779
>>85776
There's... something wrong with her left arm, can't really put my finger on what, tho.

No.85780
>>85777

Doesn't seem too bad when you consider it accommodates her gills. At least to me, can't swear about anyone else.

No.85781
New update.
Did Gamzee REALLY tripped over that horn again?

No.85782
>Jack: Stab your own gut and puke blood.

No.85783
It is like fucking Smoochtoberfest in here.

No.85784
Jack is the self-insert personification of everyone who hates the trollmance.

No.85785
Yay! Spades Slick is back! <3

No.85786
>hey kid
>never got a chance to say
>how much i hate you
>every last one of you

Oh, Slick ♥♥♥

No.85788
You know, if someone were to make a live-action Homestuck movie, they could do a lot worse than copying the style of Scott Pilgrim's special effects.

No.85790
>>85788
My ideal Homestuck adaptation would probably be an animated series or an actual video game, but if it had to be a movie, I'd totally want Edgar Wright aboard.

No.85791
>>85788

Actually you couldn't do worse except for maybe goin down to syfy channel special effects but even then thats like only slightly worse.

No.85792
If a homestuck movie wasn't animated I would literally actually suicide bomb the movie studio its being filmed at.

No.85793
A Homestuck movie would only be acceptable if it was fully animated.

No.85794
Haha I love it. It's too bad, though, this joke probably isn't as funny to casual readers who don't keep up with discussion on the MSPA Forums or other sites, or to future readers who won't have seen all the people complaining about how much the troll arc sucks.

No.85796
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85796
excitedjohn.png

No.85797
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85797
Comment from the forums:
"Karkat's secret shame. He loves romantic comedies and all their SOCIOLOGICALLY INTERESTING SCIENCE (or w/e he calls them) but is too embarrassed to watch the kissing scenes. He just covers his face in a pillow and blushes whenever they happen."

I lol'd.

No.85798
Hey, can someone please repost the links to those books that Andrew so artistically defaced? Thanks.

No.85799
>>85798
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=8423780

There was another one, but I lost the link.

No.85800
>>85798
(NSF)Wizardology: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=79135
The First World Flight: http://iseenothing.com/tfwf/

No.85802
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85802
Ooh, troll shirts!

No.85804
>>85802
Great! Now you can explain to everyone that you're not just a huge fucking tool wearing a zodiac sign! It's actually an internet thing about alien kids!

The public will think you are the coolest dude!

No.85805
>>85802

PRE-ORDERING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

No.85808
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85808
CUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOU, TAVROS NITRAM!

No.85809
>>85797

In all seriousness though I'm loving his reaction to the horrifying sight of his recently-deceased best friend getting kissed up. He must be all "whaaaaaaa?"

I mean if it turns out this brings Sollux back to life as well as waking his dreamself then yaaaay I guess he'll snap out of it but I can't imagine Karkat of all people not immediately pestering Feferi to say "HEY YOU STUPID BITCH STOP WORKING THAT GODDAMN CORPSE. SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT AND KEEP IT IN YOUR ONESIE SWIMSUIT MAYBE???"

No.85810
>>85804
can't i have anything ):

No.85811
>>85804

I preordered extra hard and said your name while I did it.

No.85812
>>85811
oh yeahh
say it slower

No.85814
>>85812

The public's probably just going to think "oh look a shirt with a symbol on it" and that's it. At most, some people are going to go "Oh that's a zodiac symbol, I guess that's his/her sign". Very rarely someone will go "I, too, read MSPA!" and then probably out you in an embarassing manner.

Of all the internet shirts you could possibly get though this strikes me as one of the most inoffensive.

No.85815
Gah. First time I've been on the forums since the upgrade. Why vB? :(

No.85816
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85816
Oh, Spleen, you're like our very own Karkat.

No.85817
It would cost $240 and shipping for those shirts. Even so, I want all of them.

No.85819
>>85814
My favorite troll (Karkat) matches my zodiac sign, so I'm all set!

No.85820
>>85816
Well hey, I DO loathe myself

No.85822
Spades Slick still the best character forever, just a reminder

No.85823
>>85822
That's not how you spell Clubs Deuce

No.85824
Wow sorry, but the troll shirts are lame as hell. You could make those at home.

No.85825
>>85824
true dat holmes
>>85823
now now everyone we can spell John Egbert which ever way we want

No.85826
>>85825

There is no "we" in Vriska Serket.

No.85827
Everyone and their cousin has probably thought of this already, but a Homestuck side-scroller beat-em-up would be pretty rad.

Or a Homestuck sprite-based fighting game.

No.85828
>>85825
>>85824
Thank you!
I felt like I was taking crazy pills

No.85829
>>85824
Well yeah cosplayers certainly seem to have.

No.85830
>>85828

He could have at least put the troll tags or a snippet of pesterlog text or the horns or something on them to make them unique, it's not like it's hard for cosplayers to make these shirts at home with some iron on sheets and a black t shirt.

No.85831
>>85830

But but but - homebrew shirts wouldn't be OFFICIAL. Don't you know how crapitalism even works? Commubea!

No.85833
>>85831

TROLL SHIRTS ARE THE OPIATES OF THE MASSES

No.85834
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85834
What.

No.85835
>>85834

Andrew Hussie is 6 letters and 6 letters

ANDREW HUSSIE WAS THE 13th TROLL ALL ALONG

No.85836
>>85834
I'm hoping that this update is a result of some massive drama-bomb elsewhere that we don't know about.

No.85837
I'm on the fence for a troll shirt. they're awesome and I want one but $20 is too much to me for a shirt with just a symbol. maybe if they go on sale later or something.

No.85838
>>85834

Just in time for the SA thread to hit page 413

I envy the lucky goon who snypes that page.

No.85839
wha


what

No.85840
SO META

No.85841
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85841
>>85834
>My face when reading this update
Oh U Hussie!
Looks like recap is coming, flash must be coming next week more or less

No.85842
Hussie you so meta

No.85843
I hope the next zoom out is the audience considering suicide next to a stump

No.85844
This latest update explains so much. It really does.

No.85845
This better not segue into the end of the arc. There's too much relationshit unresolved. :(

No.85846
>>85843

Yes, but for added meta the audience, which is us, are also all tar imps. We're the minions. It's us.

No.85847
>>85845
>This better segue into the end of the arc. There's too much relationshit.

No.85848
>>85846

We are Lord English.

No.85849
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85849
>>85848
And then for another meta layer, WV

No.85850
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85850
>>85843

SIGNED

Also, some cheesecake for the Vriska Serket fans. Artist said it's coz they can't unsee Victoria's Secret.

No.85851
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85851
>My face when I realized we are the bullies

No.85852
AH was bullied by the Nasties from Neverending Story III.
The Nasties were led by Tommy.
Tommy was played by Jack Black.
And by far Hussie's most destructive villain is named Jack Noir.

No.85853
>Ugh. This troll paint is making a mess. This was such a bad idea.

omg troll paint = hivebent?!?!!?

No.85854
>>85845
Except thats not whats important

AND if we were to follow their game any further it would start giving away stuff for the kid's game

So we HAVE to stop at this point.

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85855
>>85852

No.85856
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85856
>>85852

>DMK's attack has ripped the universe in half.

No.85857
>>85848

Pfft, you wish.

No.85858
>>85852

FUCK

No.85859
Isn't the troll paint the same color as Sollux blood?
There is something wrong there...

No.85860
>>85845
>>85847
I don't care about the relationshit.
I was hoping though that we'd find out how they killed the black king, how their dreamselves died, and what they are doing now exactly. The entire arc has really been "meet the trolls"

No.85861
>>85859

Actually, that's Hussie's skin showing through. The troll paint is gray.

No.85862
>>85859

No way, the troll paint is grey.
Hussie is yellow.

No.85863
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85863
>>85852
oh my god

No.85864
>>85859
the troll paint is grey hussie's skin in this form is the yellow

No.85865
  I have seen this, cannot unsee it, and now you will share my pain.

No.85866
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85866
>>85852>>85853

No.85867
The biggest surprise for me at least was that we get to the troll game and find out that their enemy ... is the Black King and Queen. I don't know why but I thought it would be reversed since, well, the trolls are kind of evil. For so long they've served as a weird bizarro universe evil leaper counterpart to the kids.

Always picking on the black pieces. Wait, did I just play the race card in a game of chess? I don't know, it just seems like it would be more symbolic if the trollkids' were playing the reverse side. Although maybe it's more ironically symbolic they play against black. The trolls aren't evil versions of the kids they're just, well, mostly jerkasses. And even the worst of them have *some* redeeming qualities.

Also the teamed up with the Midnight Crew who actually the most evil out of any faction in the game. Even Lord English will probably only be more destructive in his abilities, I doubt he could actually be more vicious than Spades Slick/Jack Noir on his worst day.

No.85868
>>85865
I have never enjoyed pain as much as I did during those glorious 47 seconds

No.85869
>>85802
why are the trolls always in this order

No.85870
>>85869

It's the hemospectrum. Get into it.

No.85871
>>85869
It's the zodiac order. Aries (March 20 - April 19), Taurus (April 20 - May 20), Gemini (May 21 - June 20), etc.

No.85872
>>85865
s- so strong . . .

No.85873
>>85870
>>85871
These are the same thing for sake of comic.

No.85874
Oo, oo, more alternate characterizations!

Alternia is actually ... EARTH. Even though the troll civilization is millions of years older it arose long after the meteors destroyed the planet. The trolls are ... Wayward Vagabond, Aimeless Renegade, Windswept Questant, and Parcel Mistress having repopulated the planet. That's they the trolls are grey skinned.

The horns were just a later evolutionary adaptation. For style.

The fact that this is Earth explains why all these old temples and relics turn up, including enough information to adapt their own version of Sburb. The extra moon is a leftover meteor or chunk of planet that was ejected into orbit.

The trollkids interact with the past due to weird time shiz thanks to the medium. They have no idea that although their civilization has existed longer they technically came after humanity.

For added shipping feel free to throw in the surviving kids into the genetic mix. This is why trolls have hair, I guess. Also I suppose at some point Equius' robots become sentient and go rogue due to not wanting to be beaten up. All of this has happened before and will happen again.

Wow, this idea is sure is weird.

No.85876
I hope he doesn't dump this storyline just because people are whining. I mean, I'm okay with it ending pretty soon, but I don't want him to cave in and say "alright fine you're right it's stupid." Shit's not dignified.

No.85878
Well, I feel like Hussie would not have put us through something that was completely unnecessary.

Everything is for a reason in Homestuck.

Pretty much.

No.85879
>>85854

Technically they can go right up until after they defeat their king. It isn't until later after they think they've won that they find out they are still screwed thanks to The Rift. Whatever that is exactly.

If you're worried that HOW they defeat their king will spoil some game mechanism ... I doubt it. The game goals are already sufficiently different, plus the kids have already been told they can't play the game as normal because their session is ultimately fubar.

No.85880
>>85878

And even it doesn't he'll find a way to make use out of what we've seen like he does about 50% of the time anyway.

No.85881
>>85874
I have a feeling that you already know that that theory is stupid, but just in case, the FIRST PAGE of Hivebent says that Earth is a planet that doesn't exist yet.

No.85882
>>85878
He didn't say that it was unnecessary but he did say that it was not necessary and that the trolls' roles could have been played out without us ever having seen them.

No.85883
Land of Tents and Mirth
http://tindeck.com/review?id=qnhe&f=l
This is just...I don't know. I got home pretty drunk, and I knew it was either sleep on the couch or bust out the derpy midi and make a Gamzee tune while I was in the right state of mind.

I'd like to think I made the right decision

No.85884
>>85883
I love it. The horns crack me up.

No.85885
Is anyone else thinking that Hivebent would have been better suited to it's whole own story, as a spin-off of Homestuck instead of a chapter in it?

No.85886
yes. but also no.

No.85887
>>85883

shit man I can't stand it

it's perfect

No.85888
>>85885

Not really. I love the trolls and their melodramatic bullshit but it wouldn't work as a full length feature. I mean, look at Axe Cop. Fucking awesome in small doses, but it kinda just fizzled out. I wouldn't mind an Alternia adventure though, focused on the Empire.

No.85889
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85889
HAHAHA YES >>85843 CALLED IT. TOTALLY CALLED IT.

No.85890
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85890
>>85889

No.85891
>if it doesn't stop keep happening.

Andrew, I know what you mean, but eeuuugghhh.

No.85892
dude
wait
what

No.85893
>>85890

No.85894
>>85889

This is the best birthday present EVER

No.85895
oh god
what hath wrought this sillyness @_@

No.85896
>>85888
I think the reason so many folks got burned out on Hivebent is that Andrew tried to cover a lot of ground in a short time, and already things have gone on way longer than he anticipated. If things were to be diluted a bit and we weren't getting so thick an intake of teenage troll-drama, things would probably be more manageable.

I agree though, it would be cool to see an adventure of the Alternian empire.

No.85897
but the Altnerian Empire is all dead
they got glubbed

No.85898
>>85896

Good point. Still, it seems kind of... mundane for Hussie. I don't see him spending very long on anything that doesn't involve cosmic mobius double reach arounds tearing the universe in two.

No.85899
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85899
>if it doesn't stop keep happening
Has anyone ever been as far as to stop keep happening?

>>85897 >>85898
I finally have occasion to use this image macro.
-It could take place before the glubbening.
-Hussie can always work mind-bending cosmic mobius double reach arounds in. He's like, a wizard at that.

No.85900
  Has this been posted yet?

Because now I read all of SS' lines in NPH's voice.

No.85901
I just realized that the ==> for the Land of Stumps and Dismay is ====================>

That's a lot of people!

No.85902
>>85901

There are exactly forty MSPA readers.

No.85903
>>85902

MY GOD

No.85904
>>85902
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

No.85906
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85906
>>85902
And I'm one of those 40 right?

No.85909
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85909
>>85906

No.85911
hey guys its me >>85843

is there anything else you would like to know about the future?

No.85912
>>85876
This. I hate it when authors I like buckle unwillingly to fan pressure, because usually it ends up with them stuck in a rut because they can't please everybody, and suddenly things go to shit because the author isn't writing what they want to write and no one ends up pleased.

I guess I just hope Andrew knows what he's doing, and isn't letting "Meet the Trolls" end earlier than he feels comfortable with.

No.85913
>>85911

will i get married magic 8 ball

No.85914
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85914
You guys have no idea how hard it is to find a scanner in this town. No one I know has one.

ONE DAY I WILL DELIVER WHISTLES TO YOU

EVENTUALLY

No.85915
And its even more meta, cause WERE watching the reader watch Hussie watch Spades watch Karkat watching Feferi kissing Sollux

My god i've never seen this much meta

No.85916
>>85911
Will Bea get married magic 8 ball

No.85917
>>85915
Wait a minute who does that make us.

No.85918
>>85914
God, I fucking love Gumblin.

Sorry about the dearth of scanners in your town though!

No.85919
>>85911

Will Bea get married TO a magic eight ball?

No.85920
>>85909
>yes.jpg
Oh Anonymous, you card.

No.85921
>>85919

o: Imagine the scandal...

No.85922
>>85913>>85916>>85919

Ask Again Later.

No.85923
>>85922

How about I smash you, you piece of shit 8 ball!!!!!!!!

No.85924
>>85920
I'm not anon whatchu talkin bout

No.85925
>>85917
What if we're not the last in the chain of watchers?
What if we're also being watched?

No.85926
>>85925
ofuk

No.85927
>>85922
Magic 8 Ball, stop being busy mackin' on Bea and answer us.

No.85928
>>85925
Who watches the watchers?

No.85929
>>85923

What I meant to say is.

Yes. You will get married to handsome and rich and awesome guy.

No.85930
>>85928
Hussie.

No.85931
>>85924
No matter how hard you try to force it, no-one will ever really care to notice you.

No.85932
>>85929
>>85930
Nice post combo there guys.

No.85933
GPI: Fondly regard meta-situation

No.85934
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85934
>>85928

>>85929

Wise choice, 8 8all.

No.85935
>>85934

I'm glad she didn't ask how well the marriage turns out. I don't want to get smashed.

No.85936
>>85935

That's fine. More alcohol for the rest of us. To ply Bea with. To win her affection. And parts beyond. Whut?

No.85937
>>85931
Oh no my dreams of Internet stardom are ruined now I am but a husk of the man that I, the narcisstic prick that I am, made myself out to be. You've killed me anon I am dead.

No.85938
I wonder what blood Trollschach would have. Also goddamn I've been getting these urges to smash Magic 8-Balls. I don't know how to make them stop.

>>85931
Those sure are spoiler tags you're using there

No.85939
>>85937

Okay, fine, you can have some of the alcohol too. But no funny business.

No.85940
>>85937

You guys I predicted this death I just forgot to post about it.

No.85941
>>85938

White and black and the black keeps shifting around. Duh.

No.85942
>>85940

Okay, get in line behind:

>>85931

No.85943
>>85937
Oh nooooo

I was really looking forward to that adventure you were talking about

Anon what have you done

No.85944
bea did u ever finish mkslomon

No.85945
The next update will have THIS IS STUPID after attempting to zoom out another level.

No.85946
>>85936

>::::(

>>85944

no

No.85947
>>85937
Oh look at that, you were never Anonymous in the first place. How silly of me.

You alive again yet? I don't want your blood of nebulous shade on my hands.

No.85948
>>85943
Hopefully starting that tomorrow or the day after.

brb ded

No.85949
I can't decide what i hate eating more shelled sunflower seeds or a god damn coconut.

No.85950
>>85948
noooooo what have i done

No.85951
>>85950
it's okay I forgive you because you correctly used 'nebulous' in a sentence

No.85952
>>85950
Tonight a tripfag died in /co/. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows.

No.85953
>>85951
It is a magnificent word.

No.85955
>>85952

The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of yellow blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the posters will drown. The accumulated filth of all their porn and shipping will foam up about their waists and all the namefags and Anonymous will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

No.85956
File: 128245989099.gif-(287.34KB, 480x360, clapclapclap.gif)
85956
>>85955

No.85957
>>85951
Not even kidding that that is how I landed my last job.

No.85958
wantonviolins will you read me whistles as a bed time story

No.85959
>>85957
I landed my last job by showing up at a convenience store at 6AM sharp to buy soda and snacks for almost a week straight.

Your story beats mine. Your job too, probably.

No.85960
>>85955
Good Bea
Best post

No.85961
>>85958
If I had more than a camera to capture the pages. I could try, I suppose.

Let me collect the first 50 pages from Hussie's site, then I can see about photographing the last 50.

No.85962
File: 128246057326.gif-(372.44KB, 700x1065, 000.gif)
85962
Also I should warn you it's probably the worst bedtime story ever. It begins with cannibalism, deftly segues into male prostitution, Stockholm syndrome, abuse, self-mutilation, Hussie's generally creepy trademark oddness and finally Horrorterrors.

No.85963
File: 128246073952.gif-(173.86KB, 700x1064, 001.gif)
85963
Was that a spoiler? Oh well.

No.85964
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85964
>>85962

Sounds delightful.

No.85965
File: 128246079589.gif-(254.48KB, 700x1028, 002.gif)
85965

No.85967
File: 128246090382.gif-(234.98KB, 700x1031, 003.gif)
85967
why are all of these pages a different vertical resolution

aauugghh

No.85968
File: 128246095010.gif-(231.96KB, 700x1033, 004.gif)
85968

No.85969
File: 128246102122.gif-(237.57KB, 700x1032, 005.gif)
85969

No.85970
File: 128246107886.gif-(210.24KB, 700x1030, 006.gif)
85970

No.85972
File: 128246121621.gif-(207.76KB, 700x1030, 007.gif)
85972
Hussie's at the top of his game with the art in Whistles. Too bad there will never be a second volume on account of how long it takes him to make it.

No.85973
File: 128246130137.gif-(215.29KB, 1000x769, 008.gif)
85973
I mean this is gorgeous. Even moreso without the GIF compression and comparatively low resolution.

No.85974
>>85972

Hussie is artistically amazing. Is he self trained? I have no idea.

Also i love this. Thank you!

No.85975
>>85974
I think he is. IIRC he majored in computer science or something.

No.85976
File: 128246161324.gif-(240.00KB, 700x1030, 009.gif)
85976
Keep in mind, Bea, I may be unable to finish it. I figure I'll wind up taking two or three pictures of each page, finding the one with the best focus/exposure, cropping/resizing and posting it. It'll be like waiting for Hussie to update. You will be dying inside, your sweaty hands clenched into fists, knees knocking, every F5 sending a shudder of fevered anticipation down your spine.

I also may or may not step out for a cigarette, because I'm just classy enough to smoke at the most inopportune times. Like at high school graduations, or at a baby shower.

No.85977
>>85976

Don't worry about it! I appreciate you doing this for us. If you want to pick it up another day or quit to get some sleep (like I'm going to in a minute) then do that!

Love you for being so willing to do this, though!

No.85978
File: 128246178669.gif-(213.05KB, 700x1031, 010.gif)
85978
At least now I have all the pages from Hussie's site.

No.85979
File: 128246187119.gif-(194.26KB, 700x1030, 011.gif)
85979
>>85977
Man, I've been saying I was going to do this for weeks, it's about time I half-assed my way through it.

If I could find a scanner I could do it correctly, but OH WELL.

No.85980
File: 128246190099.gif-(213.96KB, 700x1030, 012.gif)
85980

No.85981
File: 128246194713.gif-(199.68KB, 700x1031, 013.gif)
85981

No.85982
File: 128246199557.gif-(209.08KB, 700x1030, 014.gif)
85982

No.85983
File: 128246202417.gif-(196.19KB, 700x1030, 015.gif)
85983

No.85984
File: 128246209578.gif-(223.10KB, 700x1030, 016.gif)
85984
What's the uh, refractory period for flood detection on +4? Or is there any?

No.85985
File: 128246215451.gif-(209.96KB, 700x1031, 017.gif)
85985

No.85986
File: 128246226241.gif-(192.88KB, 700x1032, 018.gif)
85986

No.85987
>>85984
Never noticed that guy died!

No.85988
File: 12824623318.gif-(224.96KB, 700x1029, 019.gif)
85988

No.85989
>>85985

Awww he jumped on his shoulders. :3c

No.85990
File: 128246240871.gif-(257.97KB, 700x1029, 020.gif)
85990

No.85991
File: 128246247181.gif-(223.94KB, 700x1030, 021.gif)
85991

No.85992
File: 128246254018.gif-(240.43KB, 700x1029, 022.gif)
85992
Someone yell at me if I miss a page.

No.85993
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85993
I am badly de-binding this poor, innocent book. I feel like some sort of horror film villain, violently defacing the flesh of some random bystander.

I think I am also getting fingerprints all over its semi-gloss pages.

No.85995
File: 128246300776.gif-(221.49KB, 700x1030, 024.gif)
85995
Aaaauuuggghhh, the ink is cracking along the binding.

I am not good at this.

No.85996
File: 12824631154.gif-(217.46KB, 700x1029, 025.gif)
85996

No.85998
File: 128246330710.gif-(209.07KB, 700x1030, 026.gif)
85998
Anyone have any advice? I figured out that I can keep the pages mostly unharmed if I completely mutilate the cover.

No.85999
File: 128246348299.gif-(227.19KB, 700x1029, 027.gif)
85999
This poor book.

No.86002
File: 128246366431.gif-(255.16KB, 700x1027, 028.gif)
86002

No.86003
File: 128246384680.gif-(27.14KB, 700x1027, 029.gif)
86003

No.86004
File: 128246396858.gif-(253.59KB, 700x1027, 030.gif)
86004
You don't have to worry too much, I do have two copies.

One of these days I'll get a scanner and then you can enjoy a quality monochrome JPG 600dpi scan.

No.86005
File: 128246419795.gif-(229.64KB, 700x1030, 031.gif)
86005
God damn it, SLG, stop having well-bound books. I want them to be flimsy and easily disassembled for the express purpose of expedient dissemination.

No.86006
File: 128246432218.gif-(229.31KB, 700x1036, 032.gif)
86006

No.86007
File: 128246437779.gif-(164.92KB, 700x1054, 033.gif)
86007

No.86008
File: 128246443539.gif-(214.05KB, 700x1018, 034.gif)
86008

No.86009
File: 128246451780.gif-(205.86KB, 700x1018, 035.gif)
86009
Is anyone still awake?

No.86010
its 4:20 in the morning in places that matter no one is awak

No.86011
I am.

No.86012
>>86009
I'm trying to break my record for most hours without sleep and this is keeping me awake.

keep dumpin' bro.

No.86013
File: 128246481659.gif-(220.11KB, 700x1025, 036.gif)
86013
I have successfully removed each page necessary to complete the book, with minimal damage.

No.86014
Reading every page. This is great, even if it's just the stuff in the preview so far.

No.86015
Whistles you are so loyal.

No.86016
>>86013
Cool! I wasn't sure what kind of advice I could give in that department but I'm glad you worked it out.

Also d'awww Doodlebean's so cute.

No.86017
File: 128246517439.gif-(195.38KB, 700x1025, 037.gif)
86017

No.86018
>>86013

That chick is basically Rose when she grows up. And gets a much more stylish headband.

No.86019
File: 128246524975.gif-(204.99KB, 1000x771, 038.gif)
86019
>>86010
Hey! It's 3:20 (3:30 now) where I am, and I'm awake.

No.86020
File: 12824654391.gif-(197.03KB, 700x1023, 039.gif)
86020
Slowing down a bit, I'm going to start painstakingly photographing pages. Expect extreme slowdown when I start posting them.

No.86021
My word, I forgot how absolutely incredible this book was.
Good show, OP. Continue in your brave, literature-mutilating endeavors.

No.86022
Wait... you are achieving these results with a mere CAMERA??

No.86023
File: 128246586142.gif-(187.99KB, 700x1021, 040.gif)
86023

No.86024
File: 128246587328.jpg-(398.58KB, 1425x1425, AAHHHHHHHH.jpg)
86024
>this comic

No.86025
File: 128246601356.gif-(181.77KB, 700x1032, 041.gif)
86025
>>86022
No no no. The camera comes later. Page 51+

I have a really shitty camera, too. We'll have to see what I can do about that. Right now I'm messing with the white balance. I think I'll post finished pages in sets of five as I get them done.

No.86026
File: 128246612057.gif-(203.06KB, 700x1032, 042.gif)
86026

No.86027
File: 12824662203.gif-(241.50KB, 1000x773, 043.gif)
86027

No.86028
File: 128246658539.gif-(206.93KB, 700x1031, 044.gif)
86028
Well, time to see what I'm getting out of this camera.

No.86029
File: 128246675315.gif-(14.74KB, 2490x1172, midnight copy.gif)
86029
Hey, if anyone's interested, I'm gonna be doodling the Midnight Crew, live on camera.

http://www.livestream.com/spleensawfuldrarwringbonanza

No.86030
File: 128246697045.gif-(180.57KB, 700x1032, 045.gif)
86030
Page 51 down, working on 52-55.

No.86031
File: 128246720384.gif-(213.19KB, 700x1033, 046.gif)
86031

No.86032
File: 128246732381.gif-(158.08KB, 650x650, AH flips the fuck out.gif)
86032
ha ha ha, oh wow.

No.86033
UPDATE
OH ANDREW

No.86034
File: 128246736999.gif-(195.36KB, 700x1032, 047.gif)
86034

No.86035
He's gone completely off the deep end.

No.86036
File: 128246744132.gif-(196.56KB, 1000x770, 048.gif)
86036

No.86037
Oh, Andrew. Andrew.

>>86034
FUCK YEAH GUMBLIN

No.86039
Has he completely lost his shit now?

No.86040
File: 128246770264.gif-(188.15KB, 700x1033, 049.gif)
86040
OH GOD ANDREW YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE

No.86043
File: 128246783432.gif-(195.87KB, 1000x729, 050.gif)
86043
I guess my stuff is TECHNICALLY starting at page 50 since this break-off piece occurred earlier in the book. I think. Oh well. For the sake of numbers, I'll keep the photographs in order.

No.86044
>>86032
Wow. Yeah, I think he's gone crazy. That's not even trolling, that's a cry for help.

No.86045
Good lord, this update. I cannot stop laughing.

No.86046
File: 128246820422.jpg-(654.27KB, 864x1152, 51.jpg)
86046
This is what I'm achieving with a camera. It's too dark and somewhat blurry, and I feel like the perspective is fucked. I also didn't crop it to save time.

Have fun.

No.86047
I do not know what to make of this update.
Creator breakdown, ultimate meta, or just Hussie doing what he does best? Who the hell cares?
I... uh.. I care, I just have no idea what is going on.

No.86048
>>86046
Doesn't look that bad to me. And it'll definitely tide people over until you can get your mitts on a scanner.

No.86049
>>86032

Oh. Oh god. He's wearing Kanaya's shirt ...

Now we know why her teeth are rounded except for the fangs ( >>85627 )

ANDREW HUSSIE CROSSDRESSES FOR TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... Well he might be. Stop looking at me like that.

No.86050
File: 128246850735.jpg-(682.77KB, 864x1152, 52.jpg)
86050
All I have as a lighting source is a desk lamp. This semi-gloss paper is driving me nuts.

No.86051
>>86046
What >>86048 said.
Thanks a bunch for sharing with us. :)

No.86052
File: 128246870216.jpg-(713.84KB, 864x1152, 53.jpg)
86052

No.86053
File: 128246887323.jpg-(653.07KB, 864x1152, 54.jpg)
86053
I think this is the first time the internet has ever witnessed these pages.

Also I think I'm getting better with the photos. The next batch should be a bit clearer and possibly lighter. The problem with lightening them is that I risk additional glare.

No.86055
File: 128246898647.jpg-(695.42KB, 864x1152, 55.jpg)
86055

No.86056
File: 128246904453.gif-(127.09KB, 379x188, AWESOME.gif)
86056
>>86052>>86055>>86055
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEAH

No.86057
File: 12824690826.jpg-(692.48KB, 864x1152, 56.jpg)
86057
Back into the photography abyss. See you guys in 15-30 minutes with new material.

No.86058
  Sweet!

No.86060
File: 128247101182.jpg-(677.35KB, 864x1152, 57.jpg)
86060
Back with a few more.

No.86061
File: 128247111621.jpg-(741.22KB, 864x1152, 58.jpg)
86061
The bizarre banding effect isn't due to the print quality, it's just my camera being an asshole.

No.86062
File: 128247120848.jpg-(726.87KB, 864x1152, 59.jpg)
86062

No.86063
File: 128247134035.jpg-(745.46KB, 864x1152, 60.jpg)
86063
Nigga u creepin

No.86064
File: 128247194533.jpg-(728.31KB, 864x1152, 61.jpg)
86064

No.86065
File: 128247206572.jpg-(734.79KB, 864x1152, 62.jpg)
86065
Whistles and Gamzee may, in fact, be the same person.

Gamzee needs to lose some limbs and grow them back in balloon form.

No.86066
File: 128247214096.jpg-(744.34KB, 864x1152, 63.jpg)
86066

No.86067
File: 128247233598.jpg-(660.42KB, 1152x864, 64.jpg)
86067
PCHOOOOO

No.86068
>>86065

But if Whistles is Gamzee, who are the other guys?

No.86069
>>86067

Wow. There's nothing Klaus Nomi can't do!

No.86070
i can't stand the suspense

No.86071
>>86068
they are all Gamzee, different aspects of Gamzee.

No.86072
File: 128247369420.gif-(39.19KB, 1911x1896, midnight copy.gif)
86072
aww, spleen draws the cutest clubs deuce

No.86073
File: 12824738043.jpg-(712.68KB, 864x1152, 65.jpg)
86073

No.86074
File: 128247388839.jpg-(458.72KB, 864x1152, 66.jpg)
86074

No.86075
File: 12824739521.jpg-(535.63KB, 1152x864, 67.jpg)
86075

No.86076
File: 128247408548.jpg-(456.53KB, 864x1152, 68.jpg)
86076
END ACT CHAPTER 2

No.86077
I'm afraid that's all I have time for tonight, guys. I have to catch some sleep before work tomorrow, and I work in six hours. For eight hours. So I won't be back for 16 hours, allowing for work to suck up more of my life than its entitled to.

Photographing these damn pages takes too much time. If I had a decent camera instead of a half-broken (flash doesn't work, autofocus doesn't work, weird banding effect appeared about six months ago) Sony $200 point-and-shoot from 2003, or a scanner, this would go so much faster. I wouldn't have to spend five minutes puzzling over which of the five shots for that page was the least blurry.

I'm sorry! I hate to postpone this more after I've already spent a month trying to find a scanner, but at least I already have the book apart, yeah?

No.86078
Hey, don't stress over it. I really appreciate all of your effort!

No.86079
File: 128247540427.jpg-(401.79KB, 640x480, chimera.jpg)
86079
For reference, the camera:

No.86080
File: 128247552194.jpg-(198.30KB, 480x640, desk.jpg)
86080
and the "desk":

The white surface is the backlight from a LCD monitor.

The carpet isn't nearly as dirty as it looks, though I do need to vacuum and it is a shitty apartment.

No.86083
Ahaha oh god, The neverending story was on TV yesterday and I saw it for the first time since like forever, Hussies timing was so unintentionally perfect I can hardly believe it.

No.86084
So it's safe to say that the "troll arc" got to him a little.

Also thanks for the storytime, wantonViolins.

No.86085
>>85894
Wait is it your birthday?

Happy Birthday! :D

No.86090
>>86084
OH SHIT! ANDREW HAS FLIPPED!

No.86091
>>86084

Or he's only doing this for completely ironical reasons. He's one crafty cuss.

No.86092
andrew wtf r u doin

No.86093
File: 128248757533.gif-(15.62KB, 650x450, 02495.gif)
86093
wantonViolins you are the most totally broest of bros.

Oh, Huss!

No.86094
File: 128248925775.jpg-(50.37KB, 300x300, david-caruso.jpg)
86094
>>86093

Well, well, looks like our dear author is throwing a Hussie fit

lol I'm sorry. Did I just respond my own post? Yes, I did! I'll go drown myself now.

No.86096
Okay, new theory: he's doing this in an attempt to drive off the haters so that he can continue in peace.

No.86098
>>86085

Tomorrow, but I take it back. This is the strangest birthday present.

No.86099
Whoa, wantonviolins, you rock!

No.86101
File: 12824918335.jpg-(105.74KB, 600x900, H3Y-T4VROS.jpg)
86101
I'm sorry, but I just couldn't get this out of my head.

No.86102
I wake up today and Hussie has completely lost his mind.

Okay I guess I'm okay with this.

No.86104
You are amazing, wantonviolins. Thanks a bunch.

and just fyi, an easy way to de-bind a book is to microwave it to soften the glue so it peels apart easily, but it also, you know, takes apart the whole book and makes it impossible to put back together.

No.86105
also I love it when Hussie takes a moment to remind us that this entire website is run by a complete madman, and anyone expecting a sensible and rational webcomic experience should run very far away.

No.86106
So how did this update insult me?

No.86107
>>86105
I guess it's something that needs reiterating every now and again, in case someone forgot, or the new people haven't figured it out yet.

No.86108
Somone on the forums noted that the top answer off his formspring here:
http://www.formspring.me/andrewhussie
and this little change in the troll romance text here:
http://i35.tinypic.com/23ljz1k.jpg
could mean that this is just Hussie's super elaborate way of fixing a typo.

No.86109
>>86108
>Somone
WHOOPS, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO GO INTO AN ELABORATE BREAKDOWN OVER ALL OF +4CHAN TO FIX THIS MISTAKE.

No.86111
I had this interesting procession of thoughts earlier:
>batshit loony update
>ugh quiet for two seconds hussie we are reading here

>>86073
AFAIK, this was the last page of Whistles that he had put on Team Special Olympics. But that was waaaay back when the book was first being sold. Or maybe it wasn't even printed yet, don't recall. Keep up the awesome work, wV.

>>86072
This is joyous.

No.86114
File: 128249448428.png-(26.58KB, 516x1440, Tavros_and_Vriska___Fiduwalker_by_dasEliel.png)
86114
Oh god.

No.86117
>>86114
I don't think the cripple jokes will ever get old.

No.86118
>>86093
This is the best "pic unrelated" image ever.

No.86119
>>86108
The update was a ruse then.

A distaction, if you will.

No.86120
>>86108
The very idea has me laughing heartily.

No.86121
I don't usually question this sort of craziness, but why is Hussie hiding in an attic? What's with the wolf's head? Why is he dressed up as a troll?

No.86125
>>86123
Oh, OK. I had the feeling it was a movie reference, but "Psycho" didn't seem to be the right one.

No.86140
I dreamt last night that the Internet was in an uproar because Andrew was ending Hivebent even though there were still two more trolls to introduce: Troll Misty Knight and Troll Colleen Wing.

I shouldn't have stayed up so late reading Immortal Iron Fist.

No.86141
This is the most wonderful update ever, even though I don't think I understand it.

No.86148
>>86140
>>I shouldn't have stayed up so late reading Immortal Iron Fist.

No, anon, Immortal Iron Fist is always appropriate. Make no excuses nor apologies!

No.86161
File: 128250873512.gif-(39.59KB, 1911x1896, midnight copy.gif)
86161
>>86111
I don't really like how elements of it turned out. Clubs was too small, so I fixed that, but I also think Droog's hat is at a bit too of a jaunty angle.

No.86165
And we're back

No.86166
File: 128251461498.gif-(42.15KB, 900x420, and so on.gif)
86166
I forgot I doodled this yesterday. I guess cause it was heavily outmoded by later updates.

(For reference, just in case: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/9/27/)

No.86167
>>86166

ahahaha A+ anon!

No.86168
so wait what is wrong with that syntax?

No.86169
Slick for the love of christ bandage that wound

No.86171
>>86168

Didn't have enough "=" I guess.

No.86172
The "next" for Hivebent is ======>
That button only types ==> which is the "next" for the kids.

No.86173
>>86168
= => is for the kids, four lines

= = = = = => is for the trolls, twelve lines

No.86174
so then are we to assume that the thing Spades is in now is from the kid's game?

No.86175
>>86174
Uh, no. Why would we?

No.86176
cause ==> is unique to the Kid's session?
and it has a button hard wired to it?

No.86177
>>86175
because the next button doesn't have enough "="s?

I sort of doubt it due to the 12 screens but idk.

No.86179
>>86177
Twelve screens, he's Karkat's Exile, he's on the ruined Alternia, Slick lampshades the advancement button only having two ='s. And what possible reason could there be for the terminal to come from the kids' session? It makes no sense.

No.86180
I bet spilling blood into a keyboard is even worse than coffee.

No.86181
the missing equal signs were a...

DISTACTION

also a joke

No.86184
>>86180
Not really actually, blood crusts up and drys pretty quick if it's thin, then you can easily rub it off. It doesn't stay sticky or anything after it's dry.

Take it from me, I've bled and spilled many drinks on my keyboard.

No.86198
Well I'm glad things seem to be (relatively) back to normal. Still, something about that meta-interlude and his Formspring explanation seem off. Like when a child hears the parents arguing and they try to assure the child there's nothing wrong, even though there is.
...
Oh god. Andrew, you and mommy are getting a divorce, aren't you? It's all my fault!

No.86200
>>86198
Dude, Andrew's fine. People are inclined to believe that webcomic creators have imperceptibly thin skin and tenuous grips on sanity. Andrew's taking advantage of that to screw with everyone.

No.86201
>>86198

Andrew always plays it pretty cool, but there's some serious thought behind the facade. Remember that he's playing the *character* of Andrew Hussie whenever he communicates through his comic and most of the comic-related media. It's the only way to safely engage with such a large and often demanding fanbase, have a too-cool persona but behind the scenes be taking into account what people are saying and thinking.

There are limits. With troll romance, for example, he pushed the limit and turned people's complaints into farce so the whole thing became funny again. With Vriska on the other hand he started playing up her pitiable psychosis, difficult home-life, and how she's been exploited by others while downplaying the actual murdering (people she kills are either nameless male silhouettes or Aradia who "got better").

He's good at the balancing act. If he were ever really mad, he wouldn't be expressing it through his character, he'd express it directly and then everything'd probably come undone. Seeing silly troll hussie and lots of Neverending Story references is the signal that everything's gonna be alllllllright.

No.86203
>>86200
>>86201
Yeah, I know.

I was attempting a farce of my own. Apparently I have failed. :(

No.86205
>>86203
Gotta be more over the top bro. Just kick it up to eleven.

No.86206
>>86203

Sorry, you're outnumbered 10-to-1 by people who're saying that unironically

No.86208
>>86205
I thought the divorce thing would be a sufficient giveaway...

>>86206
Really? Cripes, people need to get with the funny.

No.86212
>>86208
Have to be at the top of your game. No matter how good you think you've got it there's probably someone who feels the exact same but genuinely.

No.86213
ok so if i were to draw some pics would you guys beat me up

No.86214
>>86213
In the most appreciative way possible~

No.86215
>>86213
Only ironically.

No.86216
>>86179

On the contrary it makes perfect sense. Remember that Sgrub was ADAPTED by Sollux using artifacts discovered by Aradia. This is yet more evidence that Alternia is actually Earth. And this tinfoil hat is very uncomfortable, dammit!

No.86217
>>86216

That or it would be a ridiculously long key <_<

No.86218
>>86213

nah, this thread would benefit from more arts. everyone is intimidated by the early stuff.the awesome threedee not the jolly rancher crap

No.86219
>>86213
One prob that I was hoping that you could me with, my tablet (bamboo fun) is on the fritz, the actual pen part doesn't work but the eraser still is recognized.
I can still draw in Mspaint so, I might do that

No.86221
>>86219

Hmm. I don't know enough about the product. It really depends on how the stylus and the tablet communicate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphics_tablet#Operation

Sounds like whatever detection method is used for yours something has gone hinky with the writing tip but still works for the eraser end. This means it's unlikely to be software and is the pen itself. Will try to research a bit more ...

No.86222
That he did all this to correct a typo is part of my personal canon,all the same.

No.86223
>>86221
for your help you can ask for a thing.

actually everyone can, because if you don't then you'd just get whatever shuffle on +4chan's radio inspires me with

No.86224
>>86219

Could still be hardware. Try checking for the latest drivers:

http://www.wacom.com/downloads/drivers.php

You can also try uninstalling and reinstalling the tablet software. Best not to assume it's hardware til you've tried everything up to and including just rebooting.

Google provides some not really all that helpful sites:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100213161518AAU6cIC

http://www.fixya.com/support/t616690-bamboo_fun_tablet_pen_not_working

No.86225
>>86223

I wish there was more help, sorry. It may come back if you fiddle with the software. It may come back if you change the nib. It may even come back on its own with no explanation.

No.86226
>>86225
nah it isnt the nib, changed it a while ago

No.86227
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86227
>>86114

No.86228
I'm visiting my mom and my little bro for the next two weeks and the 3 of us pretty much marathon'd Problem Sleuth over the weekend, taking turns narrating in hard boiled voices.

Everyone should try this @_@

No.86229
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86229
Andrew responded to this whole controversy on his formspring. http://www.formspring.me/andrewhussie

tl;dr Andrew is being playful with his story. Many things have, of course, been included in the story with the intent of provoking a reaction (juggalos, furries, etc) but not in the intent of trolling people per se; to use that term would be too black and white. MSPA is heavy with satire but he always also embraces the subject in some way. Of course, since he's not telling this story with anything but fun in mind, he often just runs with a joke and plays it straight so it becomes hard to say when he's being mocking and affectionate.

Running theme of Hivebent seems to be "hey these creeps are pretty cool when you get to know them"

No.86232
OH SHIT

I just realized that Andrew has now literally checked "troll the readers off" of his to do list

No.86234
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86234
>>86229
>Running theme of Hivebent seems to be "hey these creeps are pretty cool when you get to know them"

Hell yeah.

No.86237
bluh bluh...
I suppose i could just doodle at school tomarrow and give you that

No.86238
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86238
>>86232

No.86239
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86239
Needs to be more art in here...

No.86240
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86240
>>86239
>dat strong nepeta

No.86241
>>86232
It's like every third item on that damn list.
And how I love him for that.

No.86242
>>86234

it's like the exact opposite of certain parts of internet culture.

No.86247
File: 128253774517.png-(37.87KB, 600x400, KarkatTrippingcoloured.png)
86247
>>86239
I coloured another thing for here.

No.86248
Oh my god

MSPA is getting 1.1m hits a day now

http://www.projectwonderful.com/advertisehere.php?id=44478&type=5

No.86252
>>86248
damn, and ads are going for $57.

After seeing that thing about youtube stars making six figures, I'm wondering just how much bank Andrew is getting.

No.86253
UPDATE

FUCK YEEEEEAH Sollux has two dream selves

No.86254
UUUPPDDAAAAATTTEEE

No.86255
>>86253

I guess that makes sense since he connects the blue team and the red team. But then again so does Kanaya.

I wonder if Aradia even has a dream self. The rules around player-death and self prototyping seem to be kind of sketchy.

No.86256
update

No.86257
Gemini troll.
Two lives.
It makes sense.

No.86260
So, when trolls die, they go to Earth?

No.86261
>>86260

what

No.86262
File: 128253976611.gif-(1.05MB, 300x225, eyebrow.gif)
86262
>>86260
And what makes you say that?

No.86263
Holy shit, now Sollux is my favorite troll.
DOUBLE THE TROUBLE

No.86264
>>86257

More than two it would seem if this was accurate:

>> Luckily you had a couple lives to spare.

Interesting how his biploar disorder allows him to dwell on both moons, apparently. His up side and his down side. This does suggest a mental component to which moon your dream self lives on. (watch me be wrong but it does suggest that) Dave and Rose are certainly more serious and, dare I say, darker in mindset than John and Jade. Hands down.

No.86266
>>86262
>Not like the yellow moon you were just dreaming about.

No.86267
>>86266
...that's referencing Prospit.

No.86268
So wait, his Dersian dreamself has a dreamself on Prospit? It's a linked thing, not independent?

I think that's what I'm getting here.

No.86269
>>86264

I used to think that too, but then how the hell is Vriska a Prospit dreamer?

No.86271
>>86268

That would certain fit with the recursive nature of his coding.

This raises some interesting questions. Does the troll session contain more towers to accommodate for two dream Sollux selves?

Does Aradia have a dream self? Probably, even though she was already dead before she entered the medium (no pun intended). If so then is this aspect of her still alive?

Interesting questions. I hope we get some answers.

No.86272
>>86269

She's just so damn cheery when she's being a huge bitch. Bluh. Bluh. Bluh.

Rather obvious, really.

No.86274
>>86269
It's not like she's depressed or something. If anything she's quite pleased with herself.

No.86276
>>86267
>Not like the yellow moon you were just dreaming about. Plenty of friends there, all up and around, making a racket.

>It was fun for a while. Until you woke up with honey in your mouth, killed your lusus, saved a princess, and died.

The yellow moon bit would seem to indicate Prospit, but everything else is what was happening on Alternia. Maybe there's something with his multiple selves we're not seeing yet that would clear this up.

>>86269
Perhaps she desperately wishes she was happy and innocent, so that's reflected in her dream-self.

Was it explicitly stated she was a Prospit dreamer, though?

No.86277
>>86269

It's my pet theory that Prospit dreamers are open about who they are while Derse dreamers hide their true selves from others. Vriska is by no means a nice person, but she makes no effort to hide it and says what she wants. Meanwhile, Feferi is adorable and nice, but she uses it to hide the fact that she's tired of Eridan.

No.86279
>>86276
What is there to clear up? Aradia put Sollux to sleep. His Prospit dream self woke up, where there were plenty of friends, all up and about and making a racket-- which could refer to fellow Prospit dreamers (Kanaya, Terezi, and Tavros confirmed so far) or the Prospitians (who were friendly with Jade, so perhaps their amity extends to Sollux as well).

Sollux stayed there for a while before he woke up, back on Alternia, with honey in his mouth and etcetera etcetera he died and got smooched awake on Derse.

Coming to the conclusion that this means trolls go to Earth when they die gets more and more ridonk the more I think about it.

No.86280
>>86276
It means he was dreaming of Prospit when Aradia put him to sleep all those updates ago. Then he woke up optic blast'd his lusus, and all that stuff.

No.86281
>>86277
What was it Karkat accused Vriska of? "Pretender's hate"?

No.86283
>>86277

Wait, so she can't be adorable and nice and still tired of Eridan? Or is this another pet theory?

Those two aren't mutually exclusive. It could be the fact that she's nice that Eridan was clashing with her. We could also say that it was the nice that kept her with Eridan for so long, at least until he no longer proved a threat to everybody.

No.86284
>>86276

Some people have been convinced that the teams are split up into moon teams. By coincidence, of course. However this is probably just another way in which the teams are pointless.

No.86286
>>86279 >>86280
Ah, okay. I was kind of blurring the two statements together I guess.

My what a difference in comprehension some coffee makes!

No.86287
>>86283
so... feferi was never really eridan's friend? she just pretended to be to protect others?

No.86288
I just noticed, we haven't seen Gamzee in hero mode yet.
I wonder when that will happen...?

No.86290
>>86287
I would think she genuinely tried to like him. That is, if my picture of the character is about right. But after awhile, that effort just sort of fell through in the face of his enduring stubbornness.

No.86292
>>86288
Maybe if we get to see him take the rocket unicycle for a whirl.

No.86293
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86293
IRC told me to do this.

Then they went to bed.

No.86295
>>86277

Meanwhile Kanaya is in denial about all her feelings but is also on Prospit?

No.86296
File: 128254633914.png-(256.53KB, 521x600, tc-honk.png)
86296
Oh, Tawa.

MECHA SHIVA
MECHA SHIVA

No.86297
>>86279

Tavros was recalling his dream self when they were already in the Veil, so he could have woke up anytime right up until then. This doesn't mean he is already awake in this current storyline.

No.86299
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86299
Hey folks, I'm streaming!

http://www.livestream.com/spleensawfuldrarwringbonanza

No.86304
>>86297
Well with how long Sollux spent asleep, who can say? Maybe he woke up during that period off screen.

Either way, I was simply saying that Tavros is one of the trolls confirmed to have a dream self on Prospit, not explicitly pointing out that he's very definitely awake there already.

No.86309
I do hope that feferi/eridan is resolved at some point, even if in passing. Not that they need to get back together or feferi needs to suffer or anything like that, just a bit of closure because leaving it at that was just depressing.

Even if Fef was justified in not wanting to be with Eridan anymore, it was still a pretty harsh dump.

No.86310
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86310
>>86299
Okay, thanks for checking in folks

No.86311
Update: showin' off troll dreamselves.

Interesting points:
Sollux has two dreamselves, obviously
Aradia doesn't have one at all
Vriska's other eye is visible for the first time on her dream self.

No.86312
>>86311

Oh and, Nepeta looks completely ridiculous in a dress.

No.86313
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86313
>>86312

Shit, you don't know what you're talking about.

She's goddamn adorable is what she is.

No.86314
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86314
And the Prospit half, just for good measure.

No.86315
I also wonder if this offers some insight into the true purpose of dream selves. Are they really meant to serve as an "extra life"? I always imagined they were meant to symbolize more of a spiritual awakening of the player, also allowing them to keep tabs on what's going on in the kingdom.

No.86316
>>86311

And yet we do not get to see Equius without his shades. Boohoo. :(

No.86317
>>86315

I suppose what I'm trying to say here is that I always thought that dream selves were tied more to the mind of the awake self instead of functioning as a second body. That if your real self died, your dream self died with them.

I mean, dreamselves seem "different" to the normal self. For one, they can fly. But do they even have modi or strife specibi? Why exactly doesn't Aradia have one?

Also Vriska in yet another dress makes me smile. Like deep down even though she dresses like a tough girl she loves being pretty.

No.86318
Annnnd Aradia doesn't get that extra life after all. Which is just as well since she's already a ghost. And a sprite. And also a robot. Not sure yet about the ninja. Anyway unless someone prototypes Troll Ray Stantz she's good to go.

Interestingly this does make the moons a bit lopsided. That's five Dersians and seven Prospitians. Not really sure how that works.

Also interesting how your "extra life" is free to get itself killed. So you're playing your video game and while you're having fun one of the extra lives finds out his wife is sleeping with one of the other extra lives, gets drunk, and accidentally drives into a wheat thresher. Hmm, wait a second. I seem to recall in the old arcade days that some games finished when I was sure I still had an extra guy. Holy crap, this is just like that black hole that keeps eating my car keys and putting them in my other other pocket!

No.86319
Aradia obviously doesn't have a dreamself because androids only dream of electric sheep.

No.86320
>>86316

Or his horns fixed. Or his teeth. Apparently he lives just as rambunctiously in his dreams as he does awake. I'm not suspecting the real reason the Black Queen quit wasn't about frogs but about all that damn racket from the exploding dreambots!

No.86321
Aradia doesn't have a dreamself because she used up her extra life already, duh.

Although I guess there's all kinds of holes that can be poked into that logic.

No.86322
>>86313
Poor Aradia's got no dream self. :( Probably from the whole 'dead' thing...
And I concur, Nepeta's dress is cute.

>>86314
Vriska's spider eye is... actually pretty cool. I was prepared for something horrifying, but the seven pupils are neat.
If Vriska's dream self has her eye, and Tavros' has working legs, I take it that Terezi's can see? Not that it matters much, since she's an olfactory ninja now.

>>86315
I think it's a little of both. It offers a second chance of living, but also has a more spiritual significance.

>>86317
>Why exactly doesn't Aradia have one?
Probably because she died before entering the game. It seems like you have to enter the game alive to get a dream self. Or maybe the dead can't dream, so she doesn't have one because of that. I dunno.

No.86323
>>86318

Dream selves are one thing about the story that we don't fully understand yet.

I mean even if a dream self serves as an extra life, you are still taking a blow by losing it, since besides letting you effectively be in two places at once, they offered some kind of spiritual insight.

So there's still a whole host of questions left to be answered regarding that. There could be a dozen reasons why Aradia doesn't have a dreamself (dying before waking up? Prototyping herself?) Is her lack of a dreamself somehow related to how she managed to manifest as a ghost on Alternia?

No.86324
>>86322
Actually, let me amend that.
>Probably because she died before entering the game. It seems like you have to enter the game alive to get a dream self. Or maybe the dead can't dream, so she doesn't have one because of that. I dunno.

I remembered Jade was 'awake' in her dreams before entering the game, so that cancels my first idea. Second one might still be valid.

No.86325
>>86322
It's already been confirmed that Terezi's dream self is blind. Her dreams consisted of nothing but darkness until her lusus taught her to smell/taste. We even got a really cool terezivision pic of Prospit.
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004028

No.86326
>>86324
Or maybe the dream self manifested as a ghost for Aradia. I mean, it is sort of like your soul, kind of.

No.86327
>>86326

> it is sort of like your soul

Which means ... JADE IS NOW A RAINBOW DRINKER!

No.86328
>>86287
Feferi was always his friend however, Eridan thought there was something else and so that scene happened.
Feferi is not really a bad troll, she was just avoiding to be a babysitter of a guy full of shit that cares just about himself.

No.86329
>>86324

You're forgetting about weird time stuff. She may have had to be alive to have a dream self and once she entered she would have always had one. How does that work? How do the babies wind up in the past when the need to be?

Say it with me, kiddies: Weird time stuff.

No.86330
>>86326
Except, Aradia had no memory of what caused her death(and a bunch of another things), unlike Sollux.
Doesn't dream selves know what happens to their true selves though?

No.86331
>>86325
Oh duh, that's right. Huh. I wonder why some trolls are 'healed' in their dreams, while others retain their various injuries/scars.

I really need to reread stuff...

No.86332
>>86328

It's important to note that just because your dream self is on Derse and you are given advice by freaky horrorterrors from beyond time, space, and reality doesn't make you ... bad.

Speaking of things that give advice, so Aradia really has no clouds OR Horrorterrors. I suppose the Horrorterrors could still be whispering to her if they wanted to ... but hasn't she always said she gets her advice from the dead?

Not sure what to think about that. Could be Lord English pulling a con job on her. It's interesting because Doc Scratch told Vriska that she was going to seek revenge on Aradia because it was who she was and she only has herself to blame. So then why did he contact her specifically?

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004143

He talks in circles. He says he doesn't have to convince Vriska to kill Aradia, she always would, but then admits he has to intervene in certain circumstances.

It seems like he does talk her into the murder and at the same time is sewing the seeds for her self-destructive self-loathing at the same time by telling her he isn't doing anything. It's hard to say one way or the other. But would Vriska have killed Aradia even if Doc hadn't contacted her? And if she would have why DID he contact her?

No.86333
>>86325

This may say something about the nature of whatever blinded her, which we still have not yet seen. Based on Equius looking the same it's suggested the dream and actual self may live the same. Not sure what that says about Terezi.

We'll probably get this cleaned up when we learn how she lost her eyesight.

No.86334
>>86333

Oh god, equius accidentally punches a robot in both his real and sleeping form which crashes through a wall and explodes in both Terezi's faces.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004129

He does that a lot.

No.86337
Sooooo Sollux has Aradia's dreamlife for some reason?

No.86339
>>86337
No, I think it's because of his whole 'duality' thing. Two eye colors, two sets of horns, bi-polar personality, two dream selves.

No.86342
oh god Equius in that outfit is hilarious

No.86344
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86344
Oh hey!
Look what Thomas Siddell did!

>>86314
Vriska's eightfold it's kinda creepy.

No.86345
Can anyone remember when Vriska and Gamzee were trying to contact Jade? I can't find the link to save my life

No.86347
>You are just now noticing that exactly half of the trolls wear glasses.

No.86348
>>86345
Canonically, all of them have contacted Jade at one point or another. She's the only one with a full Trollslum.

No.86349
>>86348
Wait, never mind. I got it.

No.86350
So now Karkat finally is the THE THRESH PRINCE OF PROSPIT

He seems pretty happy about it

No.86351
The colour of the troll's shoes in the dream worlds match their blood colour. Except for Sollux, who wears Derse-coloured shoes in Prospit and Prospit shoes in Derse.

HUSSIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

No.86352
>>86351
Don't forget the Scourge Sisters, who love red shoes so much they wear them no matter which selves they are.

No.86353
>>86351

Seems more their text color, since Karkat's shoes are gray. Plus Vriska has red shoes, because she loves and will only wear red shoes, and Terezi has the same, because she loves red period and needs SOME of it on her.

No.86354
>>86351
what about Vriska, Terezi and Karkat?

No.86356
>>86331
I always figured it had to do with self-image.

Also, I like the idea that even if the prospit/derse split is 5/7, that there is an empty tower for Aradia on derse, dusty and abandoned. Sollux can bunk with Karkat or something.

Also I think Sollux is a chimera, in the genetic sense. It follows very nicely on his bifurcation, mutated brain, four-horned double-dreamself person.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(genetics)

No.86358
I have a bad feeling about the survival rate of the blue team

No.86359
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86359
:D

No.86360
>>86359
This reminds me of an interesting conversation I had with Somfun. The art forum is like deviant art in that it's not a place for any art to be discussed, it's just a place for a select group of people to post whatever bullshit comes to mind, and receive compliments. It's a shame really, if it was slower or just less of a madhouse, you could get some good tips and pointers. And it's not like there aren't people who could give those tips, who know their stuff, they just choose not to.

No.86361
>>86332

reverse psychology, of course.

No.86362
>>86360

To be fair, nobody is really asking either.

No.86363
>>86360

It is too bad. I try to give more detailed comments when I post in the art threads. I don't draw enough to be able to discuss things well from a technical/anatomy/etc standpoint, but I know a bit about composition and I know how to describe what I like.

So that it doesn't get lost in the noise, people that -do- want criticism or advice are advised to start a thread for their work, or to otherwise specifically ask for such things. That is what Art Forum was known for, before the fanworks were moved into it. (It was also kind of semi-dead and not very active. I think the influx of population will be a good thing in the long run.)

The slower-paced fanfiction thread gets constructive/style discussions more often, though. Especially if you ask.

No.86364
>>86363
Ad I'll admit, I'm guilty of it too. But often I don't have the time nor the inclination to scour back through 5 pages of art to posts some comments.

No.86365
>>86360

Man, I come here to get advice and crit from you guys because the forums kind of ignore cries for help.
Compliments are nice to my egooooo (which is why I post dumb doodly crap sometimes) but I want to get BETTER not stay stuck in a rut forever and ever.

> I don't draw enough to be able to discuss things well from a technical/anatomy/etc standpoint

And this is why I give terrible crit!

No.86369
>>86365
Bad crit better than no crit, rite?

No.86370
>>86360
>>86363
>>86364
>>86365

Well, there is CeeJay. She doesn't really give in depth crit or anything but she does get back to everyone who posts their fanart. A bro amongst bros.

No.86373
>>86365
That's what you end up having to do, build a little network of people either here on in streams or whatever that you can trust to actually sit down and analyze your art.

No.86374
>>86369
Bad criticism is worse than no criticism; it gives you terrible drawing habits that take forever to unlearn.

No.86378
>>86365
I think there was a place called "Conceptual Art" if I recall, that is specialized in art criticism: Thoguh I don't remember the link at the moment.
Let me ask Andrei(who told me about that place) for the link. I think that might help you.

No.86379
>>86378

http://www.conceptart.org/

CenceptArt.org? Yeah, they take their shit seriously but they're friendly all the same.

No.86380
>>86379
Yep.
That's the place.

No.86381
>>86379
Thanks!
:3

No.86382
>>86337

Quirk in the game, maybe. It was looking to fill the missing role and selected someone with enough bipolar to fulfill the job of two people.

But if that's the case, well, we already have a full roster of Prositians. He should have two derse to make it equal. He doesn't. This is an important distinction because up until now Sburb was all about symmetry. This means Prospit has an extra tower and Derse is missing one. Not sure what the hell this means.

No.86387
File: 128259104549.gif-(31.69KB, 650x450, 1260253815435.gif)
86387
I'll just leave this right here...

No.86388
>>86387

Nah, should have left the one with Karkat o'Malley's face.

No.86391
>>86344
Okay thats pretty freaking awesome.

But no horns :c

No.86397
>>86391

no one ever ever remembers the horns. not even andrew half the time.

No.86400
>>86374

Oof, this. This is why "how to draw anime" books fucked me up.

>>86373

which is why i love you guys ;_;

>>86378

Scares the hell out of me

No.86404
>>86400
It could have been worse, Bea. Me, I got into drawing by copying Liefeld comics.

No.86407
>>86404

At least you draw great pouches and gritted teeth.

No.86408
>>86397

Actually he has exactly half the horns ;)

Yeah, I'll grab my coat on the way out.

No.86409
New thread time! Don't forget the link back to this one and the IRC channel info.

No.86411
>>86409
Is this acceptable?

>>86410

No.86426
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86426
pchooo

No.86430
>>86426
crwwwwwwwth! This picture is great!

But we have a new thread now! :C



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