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The 3D modelers on the forums are very cool dudes.
I kept the filename used by the artist but she is a filthy, filthy liar and this is very metal.
Wow. What a way to kick off the new thread.
>>85745This guy owns so hard.soooooooooo cool
>>85754>>85754>>85754
>>85748I kept expecting him to crash. Hussie, you've conditioned me to expect to laugh at him, what have you done.
>>85757You've become a joyless husk who can't appreciate the finer things in life.Like rocketcars
>>85760>FinerI do believe you mean the finest things, may there be no doubt.
>>85679I probably shouldn't have ... but I did.
>>85749As I watch this I keep hearing in my head: "We can rebuild him. We have the technology."
>>85764The Six Million Boondollar Troll
>>85745 et al.This makes me want a Homestuck video game so much. SO MUCH. AUGH.But ok so, re: latest update. I guess this means that dream selves can exist independently of real selves. Does this mean Dream Jade and Dream John were still around in the Bad End future? Maybe they were permanently asleep or something...
>>85766Yeah, I think Dave might have mentioned that with no John around to play server, Jade could never be awakened.
>>85767Ahem. SHE WAS ALWAYS AWAKE.That's the whole deal with her weird future visions, you two. She was already getting information from the clouds in her dream.I know it's a long comic and it was a long time ago but that's really a big deal. It's like one of the primary things about her character.
>>85767Dave was referring about getting Jade into the Medium. Meaning into her Land of ... Naps and Pillows or whatever. Since John wasn't there to get her in the game they were assuming the meteors had gotten her. No mention of her dream self was ever made. Ironically, though, the Dave and Rose were asleep on Derse so they wouldn't have run into Jade's dream self who seems to hang around Prospit most of the time. She couldn't even get down to the battlefield planet, remember?Oddly enough we found out that Dave's dream self was always awake but apparently he didn't know this. And he always kept his music up to loud to listen to his advisors. Who were whispering Horrorterrors instead of fluffy clouds. Derse sure is weird.
>>85768Oh yeah. Oopth. It was the Medium.
I have a feeling he is working on the flash right now.
>>85764>>85765Haha., we were just talking about RoboCop Tavros in IRC last night too.
>>85769And to think all this could have been avoided if John manned up in the first place and confronted Dad when he arrived home to get his damn Sburb beta discs already.
>>85773You wonder why you didn't think of that in the first place.
umuhI was going to post this in /draw/ to ask for crits or redlines but they don't really have a thread for that stuff active right nowso here is a very sketchy Feferi
>>85776Her neck looks a little thick? Other than that, I can't see anything wrong with it.
>>85776Neck a tad too long, legs not aligned naturally with the rest of the body especially torso. Other than that not bad at all.
>>85776There's... something wrong with her left arm, can't really put my finger on what, tho.
>>85777Doesn't seem too bad when you consider it accommodates her gills. At least to me, can't swear about anyone else.
New update.Did Gamzee REALLY tripped over that horn again?
>Jack: Stab your own gut and puke blood.
It is like fucking Smoochtoberfest in here.
Jack is the self-insert personification of everyone who hates the trollmance.
Yay! Spades Slick is back! <3
>hey kid>never got a chance to say>how much i hate you>every last one of youOh, Slick ♥♥♥
You know, if someone were to make a live-action Homestuck movie, they could do a lot worse than copying the style of Scott Pilgrim's special effects.
>>85788My ideal Homestuck adaptation would probably be an animated series or an actual video game, but if it had to be a movie, I'd totally want Edgar Wright aboard.
>>85788Actually you couldn't do worse except for maybe goin down to syfy channel special effects but even then thats like only slightly worse.
If a homestuck movie wasn't animated I would literally actually suicide bomb the movie studio its being filmed at.
A Homestuck movie would only be acceptable if it was fully animated.
Haha I love it. It's too bad, though, this joke probably isn't as funny to casual readers who don't keep up with discussion on the MSPA Forums or other sites, or to future readers who won't have seen all the people complaining about how much the troll arc sucks.
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Comment from the forums:"Karkat's secret shame. He loves romantic comedies and all their SOCIOLOGICALLY INTERESTING SCIENCE (or w/e he calls them) but is too embarrassed to watch the kissing scenes. He just covers his face in a pillow and blushes whenever they happen."I lol'd.
Hey, can someone please repost the links to those books that Andrew so artistically defaced? Thanks.
>>85798http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=8423780There was another one, but I lost the link.
>>85798(NSF)Wizardology: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=79135The First World Flight: http://iseenothing.com/tfwf/
Ooh, troll shirts!
>>85802Great! Now you can explain to everyone that you're not just a huge fucking tool wearing a zodiac sign! It's actually an internet thing about alien kids!The public will think you are the coolest dude!
>>85802PRE-ORDERING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
CUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOU, TAVROS NITRAM!
>>85797In all seriousness though I'm loving his reaction to the horrifying sight of his recently-deceased best friend getting kissed up. He must be all "whaaaaaaa?"I mean if it turns out this brings Sollux back to life as well as waking his dreamself then yaaaay I guess he'll snap out of it but I can't imagine Karkat of all people not immediately pestering Feferi to say "HEY YOU STUPID BITCH STOP WORKING THAT GODDAMN CORPSE. SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT AND KEEP IT IN YOUR ONESIE SWIMSUIT MAYBE???"
>>85804can't i have anything ):
>>85804I preordered extra hard and said your name while I did it.
>>85811oh yeahhsay it slower
>>85812The public's probably just going to think "oh look a shirt with a symbol on it" and that's it. At most, some people are going to go "Oh that's a zodiac symbol, I guess that's his/her sign". Very rarely someone will go "I, too, read MSPA!" and then probably out you in an embarassing manner.Of all the internet shirts you could possibly get though this strikes me as one of the most inoffensive.
Gah. First time I've been on the forums since the upgrade. Why vB? :(
Oh, Spleen, you're like our very own Karkat.
It would cost $240 and shipping for those shirts. Even so, I want all of them.
>>85814My favorite troll (Karkat) matches my zodiac sign, so I'm all set!
>>85816Well hey, I DO loathe myself
Spades Slick still the best character forever, just a reminder
>>85822That's not how you spell Clubs Deuce
Wow sorry, but the troll shirts are lame as hell. You could make those at home.
>>85824true dat holmes>>85823now now everyone we can spell John Egbert which ever way we want
>>85825There is no "we" in Vriska Serket.
Everyone and their cousin has probably thought of this already, but a Homestuck side-scroller beat-em-up would be pretty rad.Or a Homestuck sprite-based fighting game.
>>85825>>85824Thank you!I felt like I was taking crazy pills
>>85824Well yeah cosplayers certainly seem to have.
>>85828He could have at least put the troll tags or a snippet of pesterlog text or the horns or something on them to make them unique, it's not like it's hard for cosplayers to make these shirts at home with some iron on sheets and a black t shirt.
>>85830But but but - homebrew shirts wouldn't be OFFICIAL. Don't you know how crapitalism even works? Commubea!
>>85831TROLL SHIRTS ARE THE OPIATES OF THE MASSES
What.
>>85834Andrew Hussie is 6 letters and 6 lettersANDREW HUSSIE WAS THE 13th TROLL ALL ALONG
>>85834I'm hoping that this update is a result of some massive drama-bomb elsewhere that we don't know about.
I'm on the fence for a troll shirt. they're awesome and I want one but $20 is too much to me for a shirt with just a symbol. maybe if they go on sale later or something.
>>85834Just in time for the SA thread to hit page 413I envy the lucky goon who snypes that page.
whawhat
SO META
>>85834>My face when reading this updateOh U Hussie!Looks like recap is coming, flash must be coming next week more or less
Hussie you so meta
I hope the next zoom out is the audience considering suicide next to a stump
This latest update explains so much. It really does.
This better not segue into the end of the arc. There's too much relationshit unresolved. :(
>>85843Yes, but for added meta the audience, which is us, are also all tar imps. We're the minions. It's us.
>>85845>This better segue into the end of the arc. There's too much relationshit.
>>85846We are Lord English.
>>85848And then for another meta layer, WV
>>85843SIGNEDAlso, some cheesecake for the Vriska Serket fans. Artist said it's coz they can't unsee Victoria's Secret.
>My face when I realized we are the bullies
AH was bullied by the Nasties from Neverending Story III.The Nasties were led by Tommy.Tommy was played by Jack Black.And by far Hussie's most destructive villain is named Jack Noir.
>Ugh. This troll paint is making a mess. This was such a bad idea.omg troll paint = hivebent?!?!!?
>>85845Except thats not whats importantAND if we were to follow their game any further it would start giving away stuff for the kid's gameSo we HAVE to stop at this point.
>>85852
>>85852>DMK's attack has ripped the universe in half.
>>85848Pfft, you wish.
>>85852FUCK
Isn't the troll paint the same color as Sollux blood?There is something wrong there...
>>85845>>85847I don't care about the relationshit.I was hoping though that we'd find out how they killed the black king, how their dreamselves died, and what they are doing now exactly. The entire arc has really been "meet the trolls"
>>85859Actually, that's Hussie's skin showing through. The troll paint is gray.
>>85859No way, the troll paint is grey.Hussie is yellow.