IRC is @ espernet #bluhbluhLast thread: >>83163You can get to our irc by going to http://chat.mibbit.com/ choosing Esper [webirc] from the drop-down menu, typing whatever you want as your nickname in the "nick" box, typing #Bluhbluh in the "Channel" box and pressing go.helpful irc guide: http://pastebin.com/XSsJqje4
also Land of Dew and Glasshttp://www.tindeck.com/listen/tjjz
Sorry about your toilet MuM.
>>84922Sounds like she's at a party. :0
Whoops, you linked to the thread before last there. The last thread was actually >>84002
derp
>>84922Pretty cool bro wish I could be that good
>Terezi auditions for radioplay
>>84931Receiving some rather weird interpretations?
>>84933Mostly just terrible microphones and none of the manic glee that a constantly grinning, playful lawful evil character would have.
>>84934Just the thought of Terezi without manic glee stalls out my brain. Does not compute.
>>84934Oh god, PLEASE link me to the worst of the worst! That kind of stuff is one of my greatest pleasure
>>84937They are all here: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30837-Homestuck-Radio-Play-(now-drafting-HIVEBENT)&p=3997823&viewfull=1#post3997823
The unusual auditions don't bug me so much - makes me glad to see that people are trying at least, putting themselves out there and using a little creative energy - but it's the rampant mispronunciations that get on my nerves.
>>84939I love how many different "flavors" of gamzee and tavros there are
What is this nonsense?
>>84944This as in Homestuck in general or something more specific, Anonymous?
>>84938Oh Christ these are awful. Someone just needs to bust in there with a bitchin' Fran Drescher voice. Well, actually, it's not that the voices are so bad, they're firmly middling. The problem is that none of the deliveries could even pass for normal in a foreign propaganda film. I mean what is it with people that they don't get there's more to voice acting than just doing the voice and reading the fucking lines!Part of me hopes this whole thing won't fall apart so I can behold what a muffled train-wreak the final product will be.
http://tindeck.com/listen/sxhvAhahaha, oh my.
>>84946I don't think this is a really a project you can go into hoping for big budget theatrics and excellent acting skills; almost everyone involved in an amateur and/or just a big fan. I commend them on actually going somewhere with it and I hope it doesn't fall apart because it still has the potential to be fun and silly.The stuff I'm mostly focusing on is whether or not people can at least emote at the most basic level and make an attempt not to sound bored or like they're reading off a cue card and whether or not their voice fits the pester log tics and tones.
looking through a few pages, so far none of the Gamzee auditions are really doing it for me. I've always imagined him with a voice that wavers in pitch more - something more matching his typing style, and the fact that it's hard to speak consistently when you're high as fuck. He's too focused, the voices are too smooth and too quick. bluh bluh hey comrade why don't you try it you experienced stoned-talker you
>>84949That's why I don't do good in these kind of things, Sure, you can say it's just a romping silly thing, but I would still demand that people give good performances. I hope you plan to whip them into shape and snap up the lines a whole hell of a lot, because dead air in between lines will kill comedy faster than a JDAM.You've gotta keep it speeding along, never let the audience be sitting and waiting for the next line.
>>84946>Fran Drescher voiceBut I don't want my ears to start bleeding! :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9COPsEsoc>Dem names
>>84954Hah, I guess the hapless PR guy at Atlus is a fan!
>>84951I always read Gamzee as a younger Billy Idol, but only because I remember him being completely out of it 99% of the time I think I'm the only British person in the entire fandom sometimes. As someone who was involved in an ff7 web drama for a while, 2/3 of any cast will be mediocre, if not terrible.
Fef, come on this broodin shit is hard
>>84954
Arttrade guy, here's a conceptual sketch to show I'm not just blowing you off.>>84960Okay, this is hilarious
>>84954Damnit.Consider it sold.
>>84970>>84971
So is he starting on the flash now? Or do we still have a few weeks?
>>84974He hasn't started yet; he'll let us know when.
>>84970>>84971AUGH MY HEART
>>84970>>84971THE SADDEST FACE
>>84970 >>84971I has a sad now. :(
>>84970>>84971;A;
>>84971>>84970
>>84970>>84971See, it's a good thing I finished this, then! CHEER UP EVERYONE!If you thought this was going to be animated, then I laugh at you. Also, Bea, nearly done with the last of my animations, decided to switch out Aradia with Tavros.
>>84982... Okay I lol'd.
>>84970>>84971;_;
>>84982I opened this up and died laughing.I ANTICIPATE YOUR ANIMATION
>>84982Okay, I snickered.
>>84982I laughed. :)
>>84983>>84985>>84986>>84987Thanks, guys! :Dokay, my tablet's being wonky right as I'm about to finish Tavros, so I'm done for tonight. Have the other one I've been working on, Bea! Hope it's not too difficult to work with!http://www.mediafire.com/?xtj657ty1ls4oxz
>>84982Ahahahaha, amazing!
>>84990Oh fuck, that expression is PRICELESS
>>84990Good?This made me laugh fyi!
>>84994Oh god, that's fantastic, both of you!
>>84994HAHAHAHA YES, BEA. You have my thanks!
>>84956> I think I'm the only British person in the entire fandom sometimes.Wow. You couldn't be more wrong.There's at least two others. At least. Not more than four though.
>>84971>>84970i dont get itpic is because i needed one
>>85001Captain, it appears to be a blowjob joke
>>85001dude got friendzoned.its sad (actually its funny)
>>85001If I had to guess the time game to tell each other their true feelings and he quickly blurted out, "I LURVE YOU!" or words to that effect. But she doesn't lurve back and she was probably going to say, "I love you as a friend and don't want to jeopardize that with zone flips."And if she'd been allowed to say that first he could have played off like, "Oh, I totally agree." Probably wouldn't feel any less heartbroken but the scene wouldn't have been so melodramatically cliche ridden. Like an 80's romcom gone horribly wrong. Sorry, dude, even the montage can't get you the girl. You ARE better off dead. Now where's my two dollars?
http://www.livestream.com/excitementaboundinghe be streamin'
>>84994The eye and teeth are too distracting between the frames. They just change shape too much and you're really putting yourself through more work than you have to. In fact you could animate this with most of the same materials between frames. I hope this isn't too terribly rude but I fessed it up a bit to show you what I mean.
>>85007Submitted too soon, sorry. Probably the universes way of telling me not to poke the bees nest. Bea's nest? Ahem, anyway. This still isn't quite how I would have done it myself but it's enough to show you what I mean. Same eye and same teeth (slight rotation on the bottom teeth), just different positions. The teeth wouldn't change much beyond the position, which should match orientation to her jaw. This is tricky with "toons" since by nature they bend and warp more than would otherwise be natural. You have to play around with animation to get a feel for it and every piece is challenging in its own way. What you are doing is suggesting movement to the rather easily fooled mind's eye.I hope this doesn't step on any toes. Sorry in advance.
FUCK UPDATE,WE NEED THE SAD...Also, Feferi and Sollux ship has ammo now
>CC: BY------------------------E!>CA: wwait>CA: dont go>cuttlefishCuller [CC] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]>CA: glubD:
That... Actually wasn't too bad. It went as well as it could, I think.
>>85004See? It all works out just fine when she goes first.Wait.FUCK!
If there is any silver lining to this it is found here:> CA: dont you think theres room in your collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vascular system for those feelins Cuz I'm sensing all kinds of new Kif based Feferi artwork! Y---------------AY!Even has the cowboy hat and everything. Soooo cool!http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004345
Knowing that was going to happen did not make it less sad. :(
Oh....Oh, goddamnit. That...that hurt so much.
I'm impressed that Eridan, being a comically melodramatic character, is capable of evoking such genuine drama.
OK who wrote that fucking piece predicting exactly how it would go.
KIDS AND FUN
I wonder how many homestuck fans have been brought to tears by this update dredging up terrible memories of their own getting friendzoned experiences.
>>85021Which one? We do a lot of predicting around here, bub.
oh fuck i need a stiff drink after this update ;_;also the eridan auditions are actually pretty okay, mostly cause cute little accents...
>>85032Present...
Oh god ;A;I've been on both sides of this chatlog in my past
Oh my god I bet he goes to talk to Karkat and Karkat comes up with some zany scheme to make fefe fall in love with eridan just like in one of his troll romcoms and then shenanigans ensue.
Could've taken it worse I guess.
>>85038Oh gog I was just thinking the exact same thing!
>>85038That would be heartwarming and uplifting....I don't see Hussie doing that. :(>>85039Man... that's the frosting on the sad-cake.
>>85040>>85038CA: i don't think this wwill wworkCG: TRUST ME. I SAW THIS IN LIKE 20 DIFFERENT MOVIES THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING WORK.
>>85043It's kind of funny how we worry about poor Eridan when normally if a girl was dating a wizard happy genocidal madman who kills to impress the ladies our advice to her would be run. This is probably due in part to:1. This is fiction and we don't actually treat it seriously (except for some of you, you know who you are).2. It's not any of us who would be stuck with him it is someone who is, as above stated, fictional.It's like even Hannibal Lector deserves some luvin'. Wait, is there a Godwin clause for invoking that? Nevermind.
Oh no, Eridan.
>>85043She was tired, shes had to deal with that for what, six solar sweeps? Lets see you deal with some angsty teen who devotes his life to killing billions of people just because they live on land, only you being able to even keep him in check. Shes had her entire life devoted to keeping this guy from committing genocide and now shes finally able to let it go, everyone is dead so he has nothing to kill anymore, she doesn't have to deal with it, she still wants to be friends, she just doesn't wanna deal with him and his emotions anymore.
>CA: i wont even use my weird accent while i type ok so you know im bein really dead serious and honest about this Jeez...
>>85049I'm surprised nobody has dragged out the gun/stump imagery yet. Whoooooo boy.
My favorite part was when she started doing the fish puns at him.
what am i doing
>>85043Meh, I'm more of the opinion that he didn't deserve HER for as long as he had her. This seems more like she was doing it to keep him from being a true monster - not so much for him but for the rest of Alternia. The fact that she's even willing to be friends now just shows that she bears him no ill will for having to put up with his crazy nub for so long.Her reaction is like, "Well that was sorta fun, but I'm glad I don't have to do that anymore."And he's a big enough of a bulge head to think she'd have fallen for him in the meantime.But this is just one perspective on his character. He obviously has his fans/defenders.
>>85049Oh yeah, Eridan does seem like a self-absorbed, emotionally exhausting asswipe. Honestly if I knew him I'd be friendzoning him too. But I'm still here sipping gin for the motherfucker*, mostly because Hussie gave more insight to his thoughts and emotions than Feferi so far but also because shit still hurts even if it's justified.Honestly, it sucks on either end. This troll disease called love.*I'm also sipping gin because i wanted some gin but that is beside the point.
>>85049I don't want to get into this but every relationship has an element of "dealing with" the other person. As much as he might have wanted to, Eridan didn't stop helping look after her lusus because he cared about her.Bottom line is I feel bad for him. I don't really see what made him such a pain in the ass.
>>85053Something cool, Bea.Although I have the weirdest fixation with wanting to call this piece The Virgin Glub and the whole glub thing isn't even part of Kanaya's shtick. As I said, weird.
>>85053AHHHH hahha I'm so glad I'm not the only person who wanted to draw this
With the complicated romance system the trolls have I wonder what being friend-zoned on Alternia must equate to. Double-ouch for Eridan that he has no actual other friends.
>>85056Well, I suppose the genocidal quest he was on is forgivable so long as he was so comically ineffectual at it. And all the actual murders are okay as long as it served the utilitarian purpose of feeding the big ass Glub monster.I mean for some people. You're obviously one of them. Won't fault you for it and certainly won't argue but I'll just point this out in case you are wondering why not everyone feels bad for him. And probably never will.
Wait a god damn minute, I didn't even notice the flash announcement. Awesome. In other news, cyclopticRobot continues to be the best around.
>>85060I'm not sure what you mean. We're already making an analogy to human romance by calling it friendzoning.
>>85064>>85060Eridan explicitly uses the term 'Moirail zone'. So I assume it's basically analogous.
I'm totally late to the update but,...I totally cried a little bit. Just a little bit.
Ugh... I can't stop fiddling with how I want to word all this.>>85045I might feel bad for Eridan, but that doesn't mean I think them as a couple is a good idea. At least not as a couple other than moirails.>>85049I can see where she's coming from, so it's not like I hold it against her, but it's still a depressing scene.However I think it was a tad hasty of her to decide "okay you don't need me because there's no world left for you to fuck up now". All the trolls are going to need each other now more than ever, so it seems like a rather bad time to dump someone on their ass like that, especially when they're going to need him to be on his best game for the sake of the team.
>>85056course you wouldn't
>>85067It kind of adds insult to injury, saying that she was really only being with him to avoid him from completely flipping his shit on the whole population, and now that they're the only ones left it doesn't matter anymore.
Fucking called it. Eridan is completely off the quadrant with Fe.
>>85069It's basically the least tactful way to break the news to him, in the worst possible moment.
>>85063Maybe she wants him to stand on his own for a bit and find himself. He desperately needs to find out what he even WANTS (not to mention who). She probably would have done this earlier if, you know, she didn't have to be there to keep him from committing any actual genocide.Who knows? It might be the best thing for him.
>>85062oh shit yes eridan/karkatI really like it but I don't know why
i cant say that you lovve meso i cry and im huurtinevverytime that i call youyou find some wway to ditch meSO ILL LEEEEEEEARN TO TURN AND LOOK THE OTHER WWAAAAAAAY
>>85064>>85065Well Feferi said she didn't want to be Eridan's moirail, but she also said that she was still his friend. : /Weird romance shit.
>>85071Also the way she was praising Sollux even as she was knocking him down. Fef has all the tact. Like all of it. Every bit.Not really.That didn't even need to be spoilered did it?
>>85074I love how he looks like Rivers, and weezer lyrics are almost always applicable to him
but she doesnt evven like me and i knooooooooww because she said soin the room dowwnstaaaaairsshe sat and staaaaaaaaredI'LL NEVVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAAAAIN
>>85076Yeah seriously, Sollux is totally fucked in the head and would be an emotional nightmare to deal with, so it's extra insulting!
so yeah seeing as how sollux is still alive it looks like he survived the big glub or it didn't happen or something
>>85079looool as if.....all of the trolls aren't all sitting on some kind of baggage, i suppose you just have to pick your battles
>>85081man he's bipolar, that's like lugging around emotional shipping containers.
Basically, Feferi could've handled that a MILLION times better. Seriously. But she does have a point, Eridan is pretty much a douchebag.What gets me is that she could've picked a MUCH BETTER FUCKING TIME to do it. Like, I don't know, maybe BEFORE THE FUCKING GAME STARTED.(Also posting to show this thing I found)
>>85084That thing baffles the hell out of me every time I see it. I just can't decide what to think about it. It doesn't help that Mr. Jones is one of my favorite songs.
I figure he should get in contact with Vriska again. Since they've both just had horrible demeaning emotional shocks, they'll either fall into each other's arms or team up and plot to murder everybody.
>>85087Oh god, then they can bond over being rejected by the nicest people.
>>85084This may be the best-made AMV on the internet. Oh sure, anyone can put together One Piece clips and set them to "I'm on a Boat" or something like that. But in this case, the song and the comic have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Despite that, they still fit together almost perfectly. It's amazing.I think someone once said that great creativity lies in taking unconnected things and somehow connecting them. That's what this AMV is.
>>85084Why would she do it before the game starts. At this point she is free from the burdens that kept her moirailing him. Plus if she did it before the game started, the emotional fuck up would have possibly made him perform some mistake. She chose the calm moment after the storm had hit.
on the subject of voices, I always read Gamzee like Cheech when he's all hyped up.
>>85084OH MY GOD YES, THIS SONG AHAHAHAA
lmao just found this on dA
>>85092Oh my god, I remember this song. Good video too.
God, now this has got me listening to Counting Crows again
>>85096This is good, and I need the funny.Gog, I love those faces.
I wrote a something! It's short and terrible and still in the very early stages, but I could use some insight on where exactly I should take the idea.http://pastebin.com/gYhfZM7N
>>85090I didn't mean right before, but some time ago. Because now he's gotta deal with his frustration while simultaneously putting up with the game. He's more likely to make a mistake now. The whole thing was just very badly handled.
>>85015I told you broI told you about breakups :D
>>85101Some time ago would be even worse. The game is the one thing that freed her up and gave her the opportunity to do this. Their entire relationship is based on her putting up with his crap, of course she's going to be a little burnt out and detached while telling him this. It couldn't have been handled better; it was too shitty a situation for that.The only person to blame for timing is Eridan, who sat on his ass about being better towards Feferi forever and pushed her away completely with his melodramatic pseudo-genocidal self centered bullshit. I'm sad for him, really, but he put this on himself and it's WHAT HE DESERVES.
>>85101She could not have done that though! That was the whole point of doing it now, because before she did it to keep everyone alive. It's not so simple as going "I don't wanna be moirails anymore" and going about it normally.
>cleft chin>NAMORi caem
DOUBLE MONOCLE
>>85107dat bod>CA: brighter red>CC: 38O>CC: No, I hadn't thought about it!>CA: ok well what do you think about it>CA: wwhile i take my shirt off>CC: GLUB
>>85110>CA: dont you think [flex] theres room [flex] in your collapsin [flex] and expandin [flex] bladder based [flex] aquatic vascular system [flex] for those feelins [fllleeeexx]>CC: GLUB GLUB OH NAMOR GLUB>CA: ... im okay wwith this
>>85105>That was the whole point of doing it now, because before she did it to keep everyone alive.But now they're in the game, and it's their own lives they need to worry about. Having someone who's already preoccupied with his own melodrama becoming even more moody is not the best thing when you've got a chain of people all relying on each other to succeed.I'm not questioning her reasons, nor do I think Eridan didn't help to bring this on himself. It seems like she was just so relieved to have an out, that she might have jumped the gun. And if troll society is gone anyway, and it doesn't really matter if she's moirailing for him or not anymore, why bring it up now?
I feel bad for him, but I totally understand where she's coming from. High-maintenance dramarama friends are exhausting and terrible to have.
>>85083That is a great line and I am stealing it to use some day.Just a heads up.
>>85118Use it with my blessings anon.
>>85114You've obviously missed everything we've learned about trolls to date. They ALL have emotional baggage and all manner of issues. Even their friendships flip-flop on their relationship quadrants. Setting aside Eri as special at this point is actually pretty pointless.
>This updateoh my god
You know emotional dissings like this is how a few supervillains get their start...
>>85126oh god what
OH JESUS CHRIST NONONONONONONONOFUCK IT MIGHT JUST BE THE WINE BUT I AM BAWLING RIGHT NOW.
I'm just burnt out Andrew.I don't feel anything about this anymore.
WHAT THE HELL MANthis has to be a hoax
Okay... this looks bad... but he's alive and well during the kids' session so I'm not totally freaked.Still, damn...And Feferi could you be any happier to have dumped your friend on his ass? Jeez...
First reaction: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:Second reaction: lmao of all the call backs
Guys. Guys. If Sollux has to die twice, and the dreamselves count, do the rest of the trolls get to be alive for the remainder of the adventure because, according to the visions, they only die once?Refresher log:TA: ii am goiing two diie.TA: ii mean we all are.TA: but e2peciially me.>TA: ii am goiing two get my a22 2erved two me twofold.TA: double the 2erviice.TA: liike two dude2 on doublebutler ii2land.TA: gettiing worked over by a 2iiame2e twiin ma22eu2e.>TA: but before ii diie, iim goiing two go bliind liike you.TA: iit ha2 two happen liike that.TA: iim not 2ure why, but ii thiink iit2 liike...TA: fulfiilliing 2ome requiirement for a true prophet of doom.TA: iin order for the vii2iion2 two be riight, that ha2 two happen, and the uniiver2e wiill make 2ure iit wiill.TA: iit2 kiind of liike how a prophet earn2 hii2 2triipe2, by beiing bliind, liike how an angel earn2 iit2 wiing2. >>85133ahahaha same here
>>85133I thought that seemed familiar.
My troll! Wake up, Sollux!
>>85133Aradiasprite next?
you guys im justim dyinglike sollux ;_; and damn karkat is FLIPPING HIS SHIT gamzee what are you doing htere??oh i guess he went through the gates, are he and jack bros now did he... chillsollux please get up!!
also wer karkat and sollus kismesis or something?and feferi and karkat... damn girl i know what it like! high manteninece friends... but also eridan, whoops i siad karakt first! but yes, getting friendzoned and then she doesnt want to be friends anymore, I FEEL YOU BOTH YOU ARE BOTH MY trollbros
>>85141wat
>>85141nah they are friends with a somewhat heated friendly rivalry
Why is everyone so upset? Don't we have a witch of life?
Oh man, I only just noticed that Sollux is wearing one white and one black shoe. I used to do that with Chuck Taylors back in the day, but in a variety of colors.
>>85142please i only post high or durnk! under influences.. that is how i internetno this is just third day no sleep if booze doesn't help, i will just kill myself.
Look what you've done to us, Hussie. You've turned us into depressed, drunken insomniacs, and you're just laughing aren't you!?
>>85144oh my goodness shes going to do magic because...MAGIC IS REAL>>85145oh i thought he had one shoe off.. it was a sock
>>85147yes i can feel his laughtercutting into my soul ;_;ARE YOU HAPPY HUSSIE
>CC: I )(ave to go now! Sollux is in serious trouble, and I )(ave to go )(elp )(im. Don't worry, bros, Feferi's gonna use her royal princess ceremonial trident or some shit to bring Sollux back. Right? RIGHT??
Andrew said Sollux was hit by the glub just as he used the entry item, so he both died and entered simultaneously.
>>85152Post links to these things!I was going to say that he just has two ghosts.
>>85149*hugs*>>85150*hugs*Hugs all around, let's be Tangle Buddies!
>>85155But I don't want an aneurysm, friendship-based or otherwise! D:
>>85149Sidetracked, do you recall your slogan of the day back during the AA x CT kiss? Well why not take your own advice and DEAL WITH IT.
>>85147I was a depressed drunken insomniac before this whole thing. Now I'm just entertained.
>>85130
>>85156...What does hugging have to do with an aneurysm?
>>85160In the flash where Jade's dreamself dies, a bunch of squiddles hug a sea captain, and as he dies he says "I'm having a friendship aneurysm"
>>85161It's Drake from Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald's Elite 4. Swear to Gog.
>>85161OH! Duh...I'd nearly forgotten that little aside moment amidst all the epic action. I should rewatch/reread stuff to refresh my memory... or get some sleep.
>>85152Died and went through? Hopefully his dual personalities will save his life. And hopefully the personality to get through won't be the whiny self-deprecating one.
>>85166Yeah, well, you try going through life knowing you're going to die. We all will die, of course, but how many of us have the a direct preview through crazy psychic visions of it happening, probably in all its gory details. I don't care how hard-boiled a dude you think you are, crap like that's gonna leave a stain in your mental shorts.
>>85161Hmm. I wonder if that's exactly what The Vast Glub is like? Nobody said it had to be BAD psychic death throes.
Updateahahahahahha what the FUCK Hussie. Gamzee, oh my god hahaha
>>85169...wait, I recognize that pose. Is this implying that Karkat lost more than just a friend? Or am I reading too much into things here?
>>85169the callback means sollux/karkat redrom is CANONexcept, you know, maybe the whole "my friend died and it's my fault" thingwho gives a fuck callbacks mean EVERYTHING ALWAYS and >>85133 is just proof of that
>>85169way to be supportive, you lousy goddamn honking juggalo>>85170>>85171The hivemind calls it; CG/TA 4 Eva I'm mostly kidding.
>>85170Shhh. Remember, we can talk about lesbians all we want but mention the possibility of mangay and you're a slavering yaoi fangirl. Even if you're a man. And you're RUINING EVERYTHING UGH.
>>85174>I'm not going to post here anymore. Not for a while at least.That was quick.Yes, yes, how dare she not want to sleep with you. Women. Now if you're going to be a big drippy angstbucket about your personal problems, do it elsewhere. Stop tying up your personal shit into a comic.In b4 you use this thread to spill all your personal problems and being a kid and growing up we just don't understaaaaand
>>85149If you want to pretend it's all he was ever about you'll have to overlook:http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004357http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004358http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004359and an eff-ton of comments he made where he was lamenting being ignored by Vriska. I'll spell this out for you because you apparently need it: THIS DUDE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS.He really needs some time to figure it out. And just from a story perspective, stop looking for happy endings now. Most stories are driven by the drama (or just the right amount, but that's a different Your Mileage May Vary). Give him some time to work through his whatever. Who knows, he may surprise you in the future by swooping in on his magical seahorsesprite and saving the Fereri and win back her heart. Who knows?>>85174Oi. Kinda ... no point in touching this one. Hopefully facetious. But if not, you seriously need a Gamzee in your life to honk inappropriately at you until you fucking stop acting like this and just goddamn smile. Seriously.Admittedly we all need a little Gamzee in our lives but that's a whole other point.
Guys, Sollux is dead for the first time. Can we stop projecting our own adolescent heartbreak onto alien troll children and talk about this?Come on, Feferi. Do something for your hero. <:(
>>85177Either she has some mojo thanks to being paired with the psychic death lusus ... or I suppose she could just shove some of his honey into his throat. Considering what that stuff does to his brain it might be like jumping a car.Works thematically if not biologically. But then again trolls sure are weird.
>>85177>> <:(Also take off the wizard hat and robe, shr00m. Totally not appropriate right now.
>>85177whawhat if she feeds him to her lususpritecan she do thatgod I hope not
So, why did GL'BGOLYB utter the VAST GLUB anyway? Something must've made her pretty mad. A meteor, perhaps?
>HAHA, OK, MAKE-BELIEVE TIME IS OVER!Hey it's that line from that comic Bro drew
>>85181Most likely she was physically assaulted and in her death throws unleashed the psychic scream. Probably not intentionally. And, yeah, probably a meteor. Or another hideously ironic accident caused by someone, a la: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004128http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004129http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004130and so on.
>>85184Weren't you leaving? If you're taking a break from mspa stop coming back to see what people said about you.
so....Gl'bgolyb dies and with it all trolls and Feferi managed to enter the game but Sollux was still on Alteria when that happened and he didn't manage to escape? That was what happened right?
>>85186I think both Sollux and Feferi were still on Alternia. Feferi survived the GLUB due to her blood or something.
>>85174>>85184If you are seriously going suicidal over discussion of a comic that vaguely makes you recall a girl not wanting to bang you, then I...genuinely hope you get the professional support and assistance you need. Mental illness is a hell of a thing. If you aren't and are just being an overdramatic loon, then stop it, you are being an overdramatic loon. Feferi is not obliged to sleep with him, no matter how many times he holds off on his genocidal plans for her benefit. Rejection stings, but he'll get over it.
oh god, this update.I know he gets better, but still.daaaamn. D:
And to think we wasted a perfectly good title on the last thread when we obviously need it here:>>84002
>>85191Hey, listen. That's really sad and I'm sorry for you, but a chan isn't exactly the right place for this, and an unrelated thread about an unrelated webcomic definitely isn't. If you really feel this bad go talk to someone you know, or at the very least take it /baw/. I imagine people would be much more receptive there.Again, sorry dude. I'm really sorry for you. But just take it somewhere else.
Hmm. We know that a character obviously survives the death of a dream self but I wonder what happens to the dream self when the actual character dies? Do they poof out of existence?Or is the Sollux we saw during the kid's session is - - - HIS DREAM SELF! ... Damn, we this would be a great time for the dramatic gopher. Would be quite a twist.Other theories in no particular order of sanity. The Sollux we saw during the kid's session ... WAS HIS GHOST. Damn, that gopher is still a no show! This would bring him closer to Aradia, at least. But then he was hassled. Maybe Kanaya is the Ghost Whisperer?At the very least his corpse could be prototyped to bring him back to life. I mean it isn't like he'd be dead forever now. Sheesh. Of course he obviously wasn't a sprite during the kid's session so ...
Or feel free to spill your suicidal bullshit a bit more, I love drama. Not being sarcastic, this place avoided drama for too long (several day?).
Hey Sidetracked, as an Internet stranger I must say I value your input on these discussions and appreciate your contributions to the community. I hope you can find the support you need, but you have to see it isn't helpful to you to try to get an image board's sympathy. We're all jerks and strangers, typically at the same time.Hay I googled something for you: http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/http://www.dbsalliance.org/site/PageServer?pagename=support_findsupportlandingIt's not that we don't care as much as we cannot give you the help you deserve. You're asking too much.Glub.
Can't beat waking up to updates and discussion like this. Poor, poor... everybody, I guess. Except Gamzee.
I'm really sorry about that guys. I don't know what came over me. I'd like to forget the entire thing ever happened and return to discussing homestuck now.
holy shit, 200 posts alreadygotta sleep less
Can anyone direct me to all the Homestuck related tindecks? I have myusernamesmud's link but there are others, right?
The thing is, it actually took me a minute to realize that that WASN'T honey. Troll blood is confusing.
>>85208It helped when I noticed the actual honey in the image for comparison. Although that was only needed when I was trying to convince myself he might have honey coming out of every orifice, including his eyes and it kind of looks like his ears. It's just ... too delicious right?Oddly enough the evidence for this outcome was already there:http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004050He'd be the last to enter. Which means Fef's first stage prototyping would have been done, requiring a dead lusus to feed into it (not out of any real requirement, that just seems to be what everybody but Aradia is up to). We had no way of knowing for sure that death of the lusus would release the Glub but it was just really really likely. Technically we still don't know it was her death that triggered it but it is also really really likely.You know the window for that must have been VERY close. Her lusus dies, Glub is released, dead lusus is presumably prototyped, and somehow Sollux still got her into the Medium before the Glub overcame him.Maybe he's just that awesome? Well obviously he is.
>>85206Browse through: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?26512-Homestuck-Fan-Music-threadI woke up and got a face fulla updates today.i loled, oh gamzee
well there's thishttp://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?26512-Homestuck-Fan-Music-thread&p=3355417&viewfull=1#post3355417and thishttp://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30722-Music-Completed-Songs-%287%29-Sburb-Strife-Jack-and-more!-%28Artist-Sparks%29&p=3947355&viewfull=1#post3947355and thesehttp://www.tindeck.com/users/EidolonOrpheushttp://www.tindeck.com/users/sithere's probably more
HONKI have to wonder if Gamzee standing around being kind of doped-out and amazingly unhelpful is backlash for all the fanwork portraying him as a saint. Not like out of sheer vindictiveness, he just likes to subvert our expectations. I mean-- does that sound implausible?
>>85218. . . by "he" I mean Hussie, of course. Whoopsy-butt.
Aw Jesus, Sollux bleeding out like that is giving me flashbacks of my dead cat. But at least he'll survive somehow. I also find it kinda cute how the mind bees are crawling around him or uh, died... around him.>>85218Haha, I wouldn't be surprised.@SidetrackedThere there, you blubbering goddamn pansy.Sorry, I couldn't resist HONK
Gamzee truly is the worst best friend.
BY THE WAYeven when on hiatus, Katie's fanventure continues to be the greatest thing
>>85223My new favorite reaction face.
So, is this old comic describing Sollux's current situation?
>>85223I forgot about thatIt's the best thing on that whole chan.
>>85210If I recall correctly, Sollux already had a fairly mutated brain--"bifurcated", I think was the word he used. Which would be normal for a human, but for trolls that must be strange and crazy-making. But yeah, I think you're right, and he's going to survive this damage because his brain is highly unusual.
>>85229Well he dies twice right or whatever let's keep countONE
>>85130I think that is what he is trying to do. He got tired of people going "oh no how horrible" so he's gona beat us until we are numb, and then beat us till we laugh.Jack's line to Karkat is aim at us too. There, there, you blubbering goddamn pansies.
>>85222>>85172Re: worst best friend/useless honking juggalo:>>85218I think you're right. Gamzee's staggering uselessness surprised me a little; he was such a bro to Equius in the creepy fetish chatlog. Though there is a distinct possibility that Hussie forgot he was there for a sec and just scribbled him in for the lulz.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON:'(
I wouldn't call Gamzee staggeringly useless -- I mean, we've seen him for all of two panels here. I am a little weirded out by his face and the HONK on the latest page but I expect we will see some sort of explanation. Gamzee considers Karkat his best friend, I doubt he'd be all that douchey to him. ):bluhhhh even though I know Sollux still got into the medium okay, I'm still sadfacing all over the place. Karkat's massive freakout, oh my god ))): poor kid.
Nepeta and Gamzee are both pretty useless. But its an adorable kind of useless
>>85229No, he's pretty dead there, I think.The callback to the Dave corpse here kind of cements that: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003763 (this shits so full of foreshadowing you don't even know! the mind honey/hands scene also)>"bifurcated", I think was the word he used. Which would be normal for a humanWat? I think his weird mutant brain only affects his VISION TWOFOLD; I'm not sure how human brains fit into that.here: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003976>Your mutant mind is hounded by the psychic screams of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED. Your visions foretell of the planet's looming annihilation, and yet unlike the typical sightless prophet of doom, you are gifted with VISION TWOFOLD.and here: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003927CG: I DON'T KNOW WHY MOST OF OUR FRIENDS ARE SUCH PSYCHOS.TA: probably iit2 becau2e mo2t troll2 are.>TA: iif you heard what ii heard every niight ii mean WOW FUCK.>CG: NO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR WEIRD MUTANT BRAIN. support that the brain issue probably has more to do with the whole "prophet of doom" thing than "super surviving powers." Plus the glub instantly kills people who are psychically vulnerable, which means Sollux was one of the first to go as a high level psionic.Watch Hussie make me totally wrong. Maybe Sollux is the only one who can be brought back to life because of his brain and vision twofold. Having a person who can raise the dead is a bit of a cheat, after all; moreso than time-traveling them back.
>>85234Maybe he's kind of staggering from whatever just happened, so he's not entirely conscious right now.
>>85234>>85237Or maybe he's just Hussie's way of playing on the mother-grub sized dramatic irony. We know Sollux survives, so there's no reason to be 100% serious and play the awfulness straight. It's boring to us, the audience, because we know what happens and exaggerated emotional theatrics are totally unneeded. So, though we feel bad for Karkat, there's a whole layer of dark hilarity (the callback to the muppet baby Saw porn comic, Slick's crude comfort, and yes, the HONK) coating the whole thing for entertainment value.
Waitaminute.This will be most likely unrelated but.When we met Gamzee...Didn't he manage to trip over those horns?So, I guess he is not really being a dick.
Gamzee probably doesn't even know what's going on. He wasn't exactly peering over Karkat's shoulder.And he doesn't seem to be very quick on the uptake; he's probably just working through the "oh hey the angriest person I know is crying" stage and won't get to the "maybe I should find out what's wrong and comfort him" stage for a minute or two.
>This update.;A;Also, GODDAMIT ARADIAIf she didn't put to sleep Sollux, all of this would never happened.Also, why I have the impression that maybe one of the trolls would have to travel back in time to save Sollux?.
>>There, there, you blubbering goddamn pansyOh Jack Slick, you always know just what to sayAlso, I think Gamzee's either honking in shock...or he just tripped over another one of those goddamn horns he keeps lying around.
>>85241Yeah, I think it's a good bet that Gamzee has no idea what's happening. On a side note, Gamzee doesn't exactly do battle when he plays SGRUB, right? He just gets the enemy stoned?
>>85245>TC: fUcK yEaH. i'M aLl Up In ThE fUcKiN sHiT oF tHiS wIcKeD mYsTiCaL mOtHeRfUcKeR. >TC: i BoNkEd An ImP oN tHe HeAd WiTh A cLuB. >TC: AnD tHeN a LiTtLe LaTeR i ScArEd OnE wItH a HoRn. >TC: :o)
>>85246And then he gets them stoned. To the disapproval of Equius.
>getting a "serious" infraction at the mspa forums for making a jokeim with the cool kids now
I get my internet back just in time for this? And I'm going away fro the weekend so I've got to deal with it for longer than anyone else? Damn.At least it's not a true death, someone's getting da healz, they have to. Guess the Feferi Has Healing Powers theory is, like Sollux, not completely dead yet? >>85248huh what
>>85248Hah, I love how seriously the mods take everything on that fucking place.
>>85248 haha awesome. what did you post.
>>85248Huh, what did you said?
>>85251Yeah really, I got a minor infraction just for quoting someone and going "Seriously? haha."
>>85249http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?31102-Adulthood&p=4017101&viewfull=1#post40171013 points "I've made it quite clear that publicly disputing the decisions made by moderators is unacceptable.""staging public protests and disrupting discussion in the forums is not the way to bring about policy change."v0v It was a joke. They banned Moh Tzu after Byron told him his religion/master degree was crap which I actually think was kinda rude!>>85249SOLLUX WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS
>>85255Hahah, what fucking faggots
>>85255>banning Moh TzuAnd the mspa forums fucking wonder why every single other place on the whole internet that talks about homestuck makes fun of them. Hey lets ban all the good well adjusted posters and keep all the creepy freaks around!!!!
>>85249That could be possible.Or maybe the wikia is right and has a twin, since he's the gemini troll.Or time travel, as I pointed in >>85242>>85255Dman it, I shouldn't chuckled to that.I feel bad now.
>>85257Moh Tzu was actually a really good poster so I thought that was pretty bullshit.
>>85255Tell 'em that thing JFK said: "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."I don't know what a violent forum revolution would look like, though. DoS attacks?
>>85259He owned. One of the few good non-goons there.
>>85264I guess so, but yeah the circumstances he got banned over were really hypocritical bullshit too.But que sera sera
>>85260Framing the rest of the music team for plagiarism.Generally, dirty fighting is not something you ever want to see in any situation, because the collateral damage is heartbreaking.
>>85255Is Moh Tzu banned forever? I kinda liked that guy. It would be a shame if he left.for a death of a character i really liked i am surprisingly 0k with it>>85258Yeah, time travel's possible! Aradia could have it covered. Though, why would it show this if it's in a Bad Timeline?
>>85266What were you answering to? It got deleted.>>85269Well, it's less traumatic when we know that he's probably still around.
>>85271Probably me, I was just not fast enough in deleting and revising this time.I laughed pretty hard at Karkat mirroring Kanaya's heartbreak with Gamzee being oblivious as hell in the background. The actually death didn't phase me at all, I'm only whining about not being here because it means I have two extra days to formulate theories about the coolest way he could stop being dead and then have them all crushed when I get back, because I am super cool like that.
wait Moh Tzu is banned? forever?deets Bea, we need deets
Is there anyone else that just thinks that this is the event that leaves him blind?http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003982>TA: but before ii diie, iim goiing two go bliind liike you.
>>85278Can't he still see in the Veil?
>>85279He says something like "iif ii 2ee one more 2narl of wiire2" so I think he can still see at that point.Remains to be... seen, however.
I just had a bad thought about all of this.It's Aradia's fault that he didn't get into the Medium earlier, and she knew what'd happen. He was the one that caused her death (even though Vriska was puppeting him at the time). Turn around is fair play on Alternia.What if it was revenge? ):
>>85171Wait, it's a callback to something?Also, what's up with >>85133 ? I don't quite remember it.I know, I know, I'm way too forgetful to be following this comic. I try my best though.
>>85282It's a callback to Kanaya witnessing Vriska trying (in vain) to make out with Tavros. Karkat crying with Jack's hand on his shoulder and "reassuring" him is the same as when Kanaya was crying over Vriska and Momlusus was comforting her.
>>85283I usually don't consider stuff like that 'callbacks'. It's just Hussie tracing so that he can keep up with his schedule. I mean, you might as well call every character a callback to another considering they are all traced over the same base model.
>>85284He'll reuse graphics to save on time but the ones he chooses to use serve a purpose. Usually to show contrast/similarity, sometimes to hint at things.The corpse is the same as the Dave corpse we saw so it's pretty much saying "look guys he's not dead for real." The Kanaya shots are probably for humor value.
>>85279I thought he meant psychically blind
>>85281Well, I'm under the impression that she had a pretty decent idea that Vriska was behind that, and yet she did not seem even slightly interested in revenge on Vriska. No, I think she did that because that's just how things had to happen.
Posting this...>>85255>>crying eagleFuck, I lol'd>>85281I doubt it, even if she were aware of it and/or cared I don't think she'd hold it against him. I'm pretty sure she only did it because it was necessary so he'd dream all that crazy prophetic shit.
... so I can post this.
>>85255Bea that reminded me I had the most ridiculous gif ever made floating around on my hard drive. I hope you don't mind me borrowing your idea for a second.
>>85296I think it needs more superimposed American flags and if you can get a MIDI of the national anthem to play? Then we're getting somewhere.
>>85296MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL
Well, atleast his glasses can be re-used as 3D glasses.So it wasn't a big loss, really.
>>85294It's mustard, duh.
>>85298I'm picturing Sollux's body lying on a flag surrounded by eagles made of flags, and one eagle is playing an organ made of flags and the national anthem is playing.
>>85298I'm actually hearing "I'm Proud to be an American"
>>85300Figured the coloured lenses were only coloured to hide the fact that his eyes were kind of freakish looking.
>>85295That middle panel can be inserted into the end of any troll comic to make it extra hilarious.
Dammit, I went to sleep too early again.HONK
I'll tell you one thing: I sure never thought I'd see Karkat cry. It adds a little depth to him as a character.
Oh hey, so Gamzee knows what color Karkat's blood is now.
>>85336Yeah. Every time I look at him, my stomach gives a little flip. The image is funny. The Muppet Babies/Saw dialogue is funny. But ... that flip. And this little urge to ... give Karkat a hug?Am ... am I feeling empathy? eeeeewwww get it out get it out
infractions are the worst, cause I always get all excited thinking Radiation or somebody is sending me a song file. And then its just dumb ol' betelgeuce
>>85342At least this place is more forgiving. I posted a comment in the wrong window so it wound up outside this thread, then went to bed leaving it like a giant dook dropped on the sidewalk and offending everyone. When I found out at least it was just crushingly embarrassing (and easy enough to delete).Of course it's a chan, so ... Yeah. Everyone needs a thicker skin in one of these. Still you can't run a forum like a schoolyard teacher, rendering slaps with the ruler from on high. It's human nature to vent and jib and sneer and argue. Without those ways of releasing internal pressure we're ... all bleeding mustard out every orifice, right Sollux? Riiiight.
>>85340Does he? It looks like all the blood's been cleaned up to me.
>>85342Everyone is on an infraction roll todaylmao i had to look up what you got an infraction for and i fucking died when i read it
>>85346Chev might have meant the tears, too. Not sure if Gamzee saw those as Karkat's back was turned. The blubbering pansy.
>>85345> I posted a comment in the wrong window so it wound up outside this threadoh man i've done this so many times, it's really easy to do>Still you can't run a forum like a schoolyard teacher, rendering slaps with the ruler from on high.Or, you know, get upset when people question the validity of mod decisions and ban those who question you, that's not cool either.it's like im really back on etc.
>>85349http://paddlin.ytmnd.com/
>>85346>>85348Yeah, I meant the tears.
Ah, I kind of want to draw something but no idea what. Anyone have any suggestions or a quick doodle or two?
>>85353Death and Lord English in a staring match.
>>85354terezi as ref
>>85336Well, we always knew one thing about him. The contempt and loathing he holds for everybody else pales in comparison to that for himself.It's easy to empathize with that kind of guy as long as you don't actually have to deal with him! Same deal with Eridan. I think I'm starting to get why people say they've got stuff in common.
>>85354No one can defeat Death in a staring contest. He is simply the best there- OH SNAP!Lord English was pretty off limits since we have no idea what he looks like. Besides tall. Next best thing is the worst Doc Scratch I ever drew. The only Doc Scratch I ever drew. Meh, I have a feeling I could make something of this concept given more time. Maybe I'll work try again later.
>>85358Hmm. Actually Doc doesn't look half bad ... until you compare him to the reference material:http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Doc_ScratchDoc's put on some weight. Still, not bad for a quick freehand sketch. I still think I should stick to drawing Troll Elvis. Trollvis?
>>85358Whoops sorry, I meant Doc Scratch all along. I keep getting the two of them mixed up.I think it's good! :D
>>85363Still feels, I don't know, bland. I could have cut and pasted directly from the comic and gotten the same effect. Cheating but at least the lines would have been cleaner XD
>>85358Death is Perplexed (which coincidentally would make a great band name)
So apparently someone from Adventure Time reads Homestuck.Sweet!
from the sa thread
>>85372the air in that room must hang heavy with the aromatic smoke of marijuana
Someone needs to make jackslap.gif from the latest update. PLEEEEASE
cA be trollin everybody
LAND OF TENTS AND MIRTHYES!!!
Jack you magnificent bastard.He slaps crying children but he's still my favorite character.are those dragonballs
There actually exist people who think Feferi is worse then Vriska because she friendzoned Eridan. Laugh till I die.
Oh my god Jack.Jack I love you.
>>85380what
>>85372I for one am loving the Phil-face Jade.And ratboobs.
>>85380I still like Feferi.She is the one right, not Eridan.Who the fuck wants a relationship where you take part as a babysitter, really?Vriska by the other hand is the huge bitch(BLUH BLUH BLUH), what else there is to say?
>>85379KARKAT IS PICCOLO>>85380Seriously?SERIOUSLY!?Jegus... Feferi lacks tact and is a bad judge of timing, but that's nothing compared crippling, blinding, and killing your friends.
>>85382Don't worry about it's only on the other /co/ and maybe the mspa chat thread if you look really closely.
So... is it just me or does Gamzee look fucking HUGE in the latest update.
>>85387Damn, you're right.Gamzee is large.
everyone laughs at Jack slappin the crying kid but i bet they'd freake out if it was vriska doin the slappin.make u think...
Hot damn, Gamzee made a rocket unicycle!
>>85389I'm just curious as to whether he is actually a big guy or whether it's just perspective issues.Also, nice horn beside him on the floor.
>>85380That's 4chan for you.
>>85390I'd still be laughing.
>>853871. Kid sprites have stumpy legs, so they're about as tall standing and sitting. However, the fact that a sitting person is as tall as a standing person makes the sitting person seem taller regardless.2. Gamzee is way in the back, while Jack is in the front. Since the sprites don't scale, this makes Jack look smaller and Gamzee look bigger.3. Gamzee's hair is huuuuuuge
>>85390Vicious space mobster slaps crying candy corn horned alien womenNope still funny, the sheer absurdity is hilarious.
>>85394thats because we know vriska owns almost as much as jack and slappin and shakeing sad alien kids is funny.mostly i was >implyingthat the mspa forum is sexist.>implyingthings is fun.
>>85396Bea bea my firend i think you read my post wrong.I ment I ment that if vriska was slappin the crying karkat everyone would be all bluh bluh huge bith
Also, I love how Eridan is totally harassing both of them. why am I laughing ;_;
>>85401Because it is funny!!!!!!!!
>>85400I did read that wrong!Actually I still think it would be funny just because Karkat is a blubbering baby atm
>>85403well of course we would we are all super cool over here. i'm ta;king bout the babbys elsewhere.
>>85373
Are none of you paying any attention to the fact that Gamzee's sporting a new PCHOOOOOONICYCLE?
>>85387Or Karkat is just real short.The shortest troll.
>>85376I took a crack at it, but in one of the frames Jack's arm is blurred and I just don't know how to handle that. :/
>>85412The true source of his anger.
>>85372how HIGH do you even have to BEweeping Karkat made me sad at first, but now I'm just laughing. poor kid.
>>85411He does have a sweet new ride. I wonder if he has better luck riding this one than his regular, non-PCHOOOO unicycles.
>>85417He won't. He'll try to use it and fall off three feet in the air, and it will rocket off without him and crash into a mountain. And it will be hilarious.
>>85419A mountain...of clown horns
>>85372>That whiteboard.WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVENAlso, bearded Jade?
That was posted a while ago, actually. But it's still fun!
>>85421Gamzee is clearly the Emissary of the VAST HONK.
Well, this explains why Gamzee's not really reacting to Sollux's death, dude's obviously high as a kite right now
>>85426Gamzee is ALWAYS high.
Land of Tents and Mirthfriggin sweet
>>85426So, Tavros passed the rocket shoes code to Gamzee, huh?Sweet!
>>85426That explains the honk, he probably sat on the horn.
>>85389Wait a second ... That's not Gamzee, that's Doc Scratch wearing Gamzee facepaint! And Gamzee's eyeballs. But it's still his giant white head!We've all be trolled!
>>85428MuM I expect honking.LOTS of honking.
>>85429That thing must be *really* hard to steer. I imagine it flies pretty much like the object in this video. While he hangs on for dear life and screams. And honks.
> order a Sepulchritude shirt to show your appreciation for your newfound fandom> use your credit card online for the first time in six months> notice the expiration date says "04/13"> FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>85445>>85444>>85443>>85441
>>85436Reminds me of how I originally thought Vriska's idea of giving Tavros rocket shoes would go.Rocket shoes+inability to move legs=FUN!!!
>>85450That means it won't expire until April 2013.
>>85450
>>85433
ahahahahaha
>>85441 >>85443 >>85444 >>85445Yay!>>85459Yes. Dead troll dance party!
>>85459fantastic.
>>85459Strangely wonderful, yes.Also I have vague misgivings about this whole Moh Tzu thing but I need to read that damn thread in full before I can.
>>85445>>85459Greatest things.I'd make Filipino prisoners re-enact Homestuck if I could.
>>85470A homestuck opera would actually be really cool although it's be like 24 hours at least
Gamzee knows the score, there's a MIRACLE coming.
Update!>TC: UuUuH, i cAn't rEaLlY ThInK AbOuT InTeRvEnInG, tHe bLaCk fRoWnInG MoThErFuCkEr kInDa sCaReS Me Gamzee you chicken shit GET IN THERE AND SAVE KARKAT
MiRaClE uPdAtEHONK HONK!
CA: i dont havve a fuckin faygo you stupid fuck wwhy wwould i keep that disgusting shit on handTC: ArE YoU MoThErFuCkIn sUrE AbOuT ThAt? GAMZEE CONFIRMED FOR TROLL JEGUS
Eridan's gonna get intoxicated on Faygo and drunk pester Feferi and/or Vriska.
Gamzee is secretly andrews pro-religion mouthpiece and a subtle troll of his "deal with it" atheist mod team.TC: i'Ve gOt tO BeLiEvE At wHaT My hEaRt tElLs iN Me, EvEn iF It's a fAkE ThInG
THINK ABOUT ITa homestuck opera
What the hell is gamzee's title Prophet of Miracles?
>>85517laffooooo
>>85525wrong thread oh no
>>85526I bet if I really tried I could connect everything into some sort of allegory or symbolism of religion and come up with the true message of homestuck being "god is real and he loves you " but that seems like way to much effort.
>>85530What did you do?What did you doooooooooo!?'Course you can always just delete it.
>>85535I keep threatening to write a feminist dissertation about Homestuck.
>>85540This is what i think it will be.What i want it to be is something really depressing. Like the exact opposite of what you said.
>>85543Homestuck/Picture for Sad Children cross over imminent
For some reason, I wanna see Gamzee react to something. Like an event that upsets Gamzee enough that he actually reacts more than MiRaClEs. That would be scary
>>85542and then we would need something written about homestuck from a marxist viewpoint, and objectivist viewpoint and and and and bluh bluh huge thesis.
>>85535I honestly personally think the overarching message of Homestuck will be DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>85544I want that.I want it so hard it hurts.Did you see the pictures of the pfsc guys art exhibit thing? it owned.
>>85543Oops, this dude's quoting me but not only do I fail at spoiler tags, I am slow to notice as well.hOnK
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000040.htmlHuh. When did this show up?
hussie posted in his other twitter!http://twitter.com/BarackObana/statuses/21721485439
>>85552fuk haters
>>85555Dammit, haters DO get all the sweet sweet action!
>>85552Hasn't he ever heard about haters, and what they can reliably be expected to do?
>>85551shitI can't even sleep anymore
>>85546He was visibly sad when his lusus died.
>>85549>>85544No tablet + No mouse + No dignity + MS paint = Greatest Crossover Fanart Ever.I should be ashamed of myself.
>>85567>nothing we do will change anythingbleak
>>85561Can't sleep, Gamzee will eat me. Can't sleep, Gamzee will eat me.
>>85567I have decided.For the rest of the thread this is the thing we are going to do.mspaint is open.My Body is Ready.
>>85570Well *somebody* has accepted the Power of Gamzee.It cOmPeLs yOu
>>85571Just realized I'm too shitty to copy pfsc's art style.considering suicide.
>>85583But I was waiting for you to post so I didn't look silly by putting out a second one! :(
>>85585We're anon bro.Just pretend you're me no one will know the difference.
I spent way too much time on this.
>>85591trollkane.gif
>>85591Niiiice, Bea. Also for the record you obviously spent just enough time on this :)
Eridan just slammed a faygo.BLMEH
BLUHPsych!
omg it moves now
>>85596Is this what Faygo is actually like I've never had it but it seems accurate.
>>85591actually laughed out loud.also relaized i dont have to copy his style i can just edit things.
>>85601OH MY GOD ... I need to play Plants Vs. Zombies now.
>>85606Last panel needs more 8s.
lol at pictures for sad trolls.lol at bluh fake out.
>>85591This is a good thing. :)>>85601Wee!
Dammit Eridan, stop screwing around and swallow that Faygo!
>>85607Fixed?
Goddammit, Gamzee's weird-ass Juggalo Zen is actually inspiring me.
>>85614too late now but next time ignore the dummy there is no natrual place for an 8 in there and she does not seem upset enogh for extra misplaced 8s
>>85616Congratulations. You are the queen of missing the obvious.
>>85615He worms his way in, doesn't he?
>>85602I... actually have peach Faygo in my fridge downstairs.It tastes surprisingly like... peach soda.
>>85619Are you okay? It seems to have given you some unnatural ellipses.
>>85441>>85443>>85444>>85445this is great>>85591this too
>>85602Faygo is actually really good. All of it. You really can't go wrong with it.AH, MICHIGAN. WE'VE GOT FAYGO AND VERNOR'S. SUCKS TO BE THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES!
>>85625And we be rolling with Canada, yo
somethin i noticed when looking at all the bluhs put together.all trolls have all their teeth sharp. EXCEPT KANAYA. All her teeth are flatter rounder shaped except for the traditional vampire fang placement.
>>85358There, much better.
>>85627So she fantasizes about being a rainbow drinker but it turns out she's actually part herbivore? In troll society? Poor kid!
>>85628
>>85620Heh heh.>>85627Huh... well look at that. Good eye!
>>85632I'd hate to take credit for that, considering I would of never noticed if someone from real /co/ hadn't pointed it out in their quest to create the ultimate BLUH.gif(little do they know SA is way ahead of them in the quest for the Great Bluhvitar.)
>>85634It...it's almost at it's size limit. D:What if i can't get my bluhs anymore?!
>>85635Go all out, make Bluh.swf
>>85635Then you will die.And then I would go on a quest to bring you back to life by defeating all the mods and admins in order to increase the avatar size limit.
>>85637scott pilgrim is that you>>85636B-but my avatar...;_;
>>85637It'd be like scott pilgrim but good.
>>85638>>85639scottpilgrimmind
>>85630Maybe she's just a RAINBOW DRINKER, and therefore the rest of her teeth are just redundant or ancillary. And she has the whole sunlight thing going on, so maybe it's just her special genetic makeup or whatever.
>>85638Well then the answer is clearly faster transitions, less holding on each bluh.
brb gona ask the mods to change my name to scottnoise postgrim
What is this bluhvatar? I want to see!
>>85645u fuk i was just gonna post this>>85643ugggghhhh that's a dumb name you are dumbalso varinns back>>85644My avatar on SA
>>85646I just saw that and was about to post here about how happy i was to see him back to posting gold. Once moh comes back the band will be finally back together for the reunion tour.
>>85647also i am happy that for the first time ever i beat you to posting an image. I can finally die.*floats off to the stratosphere.*
>>85648But your blood oath hasn't been fulfilled!
>>85649Fuck
>>85646SA?Like, Something Awful?
OH DEAR LORD UPDATE
>>85659THE SMOOCHESTHEY NEVER END
>>85659JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING
>>85659Some of the trolls are going to look especially silly in these garments.
>>85662I hope Equius rips the sleeves off his.
>>85655It is. It certainly is.
>>85659See, Jade, if only you'd tried that to wake John up ... er ... certain areas of the fanbase would be doing midair cartwheels. That is all.
>>85659auhhh dat corpse tongue... gross
>>85661What? It's like Sleeping Beauty... if the beauty was a bloody corpse.
>>85668Spoiler alert, folks!Fef is the real rainbow drinker!
>>85669For some reason (possibly because I'm so tired) that made me think of Kanaya cutting loose and going on a blood-draining frenzy.It was an awesome visual that made me wish I could draw worth a damn.
man she had to go through the full chain just to get to him.
>>85670Hmm. Might be able to make something of that (but I swear it won't be what you had in mind).
>>85672That would be cool. :)
>Land of Tents and MirthWhistles reference?
>>85670Exactly what you didn't have in mind, right?
>>85669momthulhu was the rainbow drinkerand by rainbow drinker i mean eater of all flesh and all color
>>85671Sollux is her server player. She only has to go through two gates for him, remember?
So the kiss woke up Sollux's dream self, but his real self is still dead?I'm only asking because Feferi's got this big smile on her face and she's all crouched down cradling his bloody corpse and he's not actually going to get up or get any better.Karkat's gonna flip his shit again.
>>85686Karkat is probably going to see it and suddenly understand what Eridan is pestering him about.
So whats up with the fire outside sollux's window
I wonder if Sollux'll be prototyped.
CPR FIXES EVERYTHING. Seriously though, I :3'd.>>85694With this poor bastard's luck, he could be in the Land of Fire and Brimstone.
>>85628OMG ANON I LOVE YOU
>>85686Homestuck: Necrophilia and fun!
>>85679Different, yes, but awesome. :)Thanks!
Huhuhuhu it's me. I am the biggest dork.
forum response to >>85591
I dunno what's happening but it's kinda cute.
One day Karkat will wake up and she will be sniffing his face.
She did this before the Gamzee/Eridan pesterlog actually. Guess she called it.
>TA: what'2 your problem?>TA: diid you thiink you were goiing two get riid of me that ea2y?>CG: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND>CG: OKAY
Text posted with this image:CC: )(-EY! Sollux!! W)(at are you working on?TA: ii'm tryiing two 2ave all of our collectiive a22e2 even though we're doomed.TA: ii am beiing utterly iidiiotiic and wa2tiing what tiime we have left.TA: that'2 what ii'm doiing.CC: O)(!! T)(at sounds pretty --EXCITING! Can I watc)(??TA: fiine.TA: ju2t 2tay out of the way.CC: OKAY!!> Sit next to him and watch him work.He doesn't even know you're watching him. He doesn't seem to care.That's okay, though.Because this isn't about how he feels.It's about how YOU feel. Maybe this will become something more, or maybe you'll just have your elaborate fantasy where you two are matesprits so close you set the standard for the ages while he programs and holds no interest in anything of the kind. Right now this is the choice YOU are making - no one else is making it for you. No one is forcing you to make it.And maybe, even if nothing comes of it, that's kind of wonderful.
This is actually kinda old but fuck, if it hasn't been posted yet it should be.
Okay well while I'm posting characters bursting through walls, here's one from Katie's FA.
You know what, there should be fanart of all the characters bursting through walls/doors.
And that's my artdump for today.
>>85724I agree with this statement wholeheartedly.
I know it's his blood, but I can't help but think that it looks like vomit.I don't know if that makes it worse when Fef kissed him.
>>85731Well, put it this way.You don't see that many mystical, age-old rituals that involve the power of upchuck.
>>85711:3 oh god she's so cute
>>85734
>>85733Which is odd. It seems to work pretty well in a pinch.
>>85721I am laughing like a maniac.