nooooo I'm going to feel depressed every time I click on this thread now why did you have to use that picture

>>82502

Because your tears are so delicious

so to put it in the new thread theres a PESTERCHUM client that works pretty decent

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30473-MILESTONE!-Pesterchum-2.0

use this website, post names here. Mine is cannabisBrigader

WHERE ARE THE UPDATES, HUSSIE? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE UPDATES.

>>82502

that picture is fucking funny. Sorry!

>>82507
hahahaha

what's with those weird dragon ears though

also that chatroom is Terrible. Sorry!

>>82505

We should start adding this to the OP.

oh god monstrous OPs for hoemstuck why

>>82506

he's being spiteful and withholding them because you got impatient!

WHY ANONYMOUS WHY

>>82512

ahahaha

>>82512

hahaha, awesome.

>>82507
>>82512
flawless thread start

I had a pretty good conversation with CB on Pesterchum. I want more Pester pals to pester though. I am crypticCowboy.

>>82507

Perfect!

Due to Pesterchum not liking my account name, I'm now simply gentleMan.

>>82523
Wait, were you gentlemanAdventurer? Because I added you and it shows up fine.

>>82520

I love that video.

>>82511

u dont liek #bluhbluh? :(

hnnnngh

Maybe you guys can help me, because I have hit a total brick wall. I have NO idea how/what to do for her mouth.

>>82528

shoop in the trollface smile and you're done.

>>82507
This, I demand more of this. I demand this in a firm and resolute way, which does not at all involve clasped hands and shuffling towards you on my knees.

>>82528

Nervous lipbitan? She seems pretty uncomfortable about her scar being visible :<

Looking great so far.

Hurr, have this thing I made.

>>82528

>>82532
I saw this on dA! I really like your colouring style. (:

>>82529

>>82532
Oh wow, that's huge, sorry. Have a smaller version
>>82534
Thanks D:

>>82536
That's really good, like Sockpuppy said, your coloring is really cool. My only issue is that the position of his hands looks kinda weird. His right mostly.

>>82538
I agree. I always seem to mess up on the hands, the inking especially. I was too lazy to fix it.

>>82498
I am such a sucker for sad and pretty things, and that is most pretty and sad.

>>82520 >>82525
These are making me titter like a doofus, and I'm not even familiar with the reference.

>>82527
She wears that well.

>>82528 >>82531
Seconding the lip-bite.
I quite like her scar.

>>82532
That is a hella-sweet thing you have made!

  >>82540

>>82511
man we just gotta teach you more kung-fu

Just had a really fun pesterchum chat which resulted in me getting blocked.

That guy was pretty cool.

>>82541
Thank you for enlightening me. :) Much amusement was had.

>>82540>>82531
Something like this?

>>82541

Huh. I thought it was a cat thing, like bury him in the yard. Or is that if she left him in Karkat's shoe?

>>82525
I think anon means that it's pretty dead today.

stupid lousy compelling pesterchum

ok I joined the club: clearcutScrambler if anyone is interested

>>82549

No I mean I don't like it never had never will. It is the Crips to my Bloods.

>>82547
Yes, is good.

>>82532

You made that? I love that!

>>82547

Yes!

and yes more leaf getting yes

>>82548

No, dude, every kid knows leaves are the main components of a magical healing poultice. Jesus.

Oh man, I go to the site o check for updates (there are none, don't go look) and am greeted by THIS.
I immediately think to myself "HAHA, that's pretty brilliant satire, it must be a pretty funny webcomic."

But it's not. It's completely serious.
Is this was the internet thinks of us?

...

Alternate reaction:

HEY BEA CHECK IT OUT I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO HELP YOU PICK UP CHICKS

>>82557
Does the pick-up guide involve robots, or at least buckets?

>>82557
>implying Bea needs help to pick up chicks

>>82557

Pffttt like I need their help

this .gif sparkles

also hussie look what you've done

look at it

look

fancifulNinja

5o hoVV 'boVt them pe5terchVm qVirks god that'd be hard to read

Okay, I guess this is done. Threw a crappy background on it to get rid of that whitespace.

>>82557
Bea doesn't need help. Her chick-picking-up technique is flawless.

>>82506

IT IS RIGHT HERE, GOGDAMMIT, JUST TAKE A LOOK YOU DOUBLE-SHIPPER

>>82568
First, Bea charms her with wit and charisma. Then, Bea takes her home and chops them. Then in the morning, she sends them to her neighbors. Wait, I think I'm thinking of someone else. But who?

>>82569
hey speakin' of updates we got fedora page!

>>82572
Fedora the Explora

fedora page

Oh boy another update of stuff we knew already.

thunderingAsshole. I don't know why.

also nice seizureriffic update

>words words words
Ugh, I don't care, go ahead Hussie, keep talking about troll love and stuff, but is there any way you can right with less words?

OH GOD MY EYES

>and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception, trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.

Okay I'm not sure if I got this pesterchum thing down yet. Does anything come up for warpedHandryer?

aw more exposition

oh well

Oh hey, there's an update ! Maybe I'll learn more about troll romance.
> reads update
> pic related

>>82582
I added you but it says you're offline.
Did you hit enter after you typed your name?

>>82567

Omigosh. VRISKA COME HERE I AM GOING TO HUG YOU. Love the crisp look as always, bro.

>>82581

Triple seizure combo.

Re: update
Oh, okay. I don't mind myself, the little exposition breaks like this are what made Problem Sleuth an easy read for me even though I only caught it after it was done and read it with all the fury and speed of a rhinoceros in heat.

Also, chumhandle is vagrantWoofbeast though I'm not on the interbutts in general a lot right now, and almost never open chat programs. looooool

>Being confused by troll relationships is one thing we do have in common though.

A-yup.

It's not so much confusion as this is just nonsense but whatever. Keep running the joke into the ground as much as you want.

I'm enjoying these exposition-dump updates! they clarify a lot of the finer details of TROLLMANCE, which I appreciate.

And I'm used to webcomics being called fast updaters if they put up three new pages in a week so I have no issues at all with Hussie's current update speed. He is an art MACHINE.

GODDAMN! THIS UPDATE! MY EYES!

>>82588
Certainly.

>>82590
I'm also apreciating all this infodump, since it's very clarifying.

>>82585
NOT VALID. Um, did rickshawTerminator get in?

>>82567
Flustered Vriska is cute. :)

And yay updates! Okay, the story is basically at a halt, but the nerd in me that loves details is enraptured by all this.

I like these updates, but then I tend to like the nerdy world-building sections of books so I'm not the most reliable judge.

>>82581
I fucking love watching this gif I can't be alone.

>>82567
:3

>>82593
Yep.

FFFFUUUUUUCK usually, Hussie, the shit you pull with animated gifs only gives me a headache, but this update actually managed to agitate my epilepsy. I in pain, Hussie.

So I guess Equius pity wuvved Aradia, who hated him in return, BUT they've since reached an equilibrium and oscillate between black and red romance?

I'm sorry, but I love this shit.

>>82596
It's like watching combining mecha.

fORM, uHHH, fEET AND LEGS,
Form, arms and 8ody!!!!!!!!
And Ill Form The Head

>>82594 >>82595
Whoa...
I'm not alone! :D

>>82596
Agreed, I freakin' love that. I must have sat and just watched that thing over a dozen times. It's entrancing...

These are both useful for understanding the story and annoying as hell. Oh well, I'll reread the whole story at the end and then pass judgment.
Also:threnodyZiggurat

Oh i see I understand everything completely now.

Troll romance isn't that complicated.

>>82593
Enter into pesterchats and see what your name is.

Chum aquired, now if I can only talk this could go places.

I am still psychoticRecluse and I still might not ever be on.

>>82606

i'm messaging everybody i can so if you want someone to msg than pester me!!!

I approve of this exposition dump. Some of it is stuff we've already figured out, but some of it (like the goddamn Imperial Drone) is new stuff that casts a totally new light onto previous statements and actions.

I...can't look away.

it's kind of hypnotizing....

I like all this exposition, but then again I'm into reading details about fictional countries, societies, and worlds and I know that's not everyone's thing.

My new avatar suddenly makes half of my posts on the forums retroactively hilarious.

>>82608
>Pester cannabis brigader
>fucking nothing

>trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.

Story of my Life

fist bunp to my world buildan lovan brothas

>>82612

THIS IS GREAT.

So we just have to wait for him to explain diamonds romance and then we can get on with the story right?

>>82614
whats your pesterchum i'll pester you i'm the only one doing it right i think!

>>82617

hahahaha

>>82618
threnodyZiggurat

I started at the letters and worked backwards into the theme.

>>82620
says you aren't online, even sent you a pester with no luck.