Last thread here >>79438Lets get a new thread going shall we
I wanted to star a thread with a U MAD pic of Vriska, but google has failed me in that regard.Also, my work's connection hates photobucket/imageshack/etc.
>>80179Is >>70102 what you were looking for?
>>80179There's also >>70170
Thread number 36, for those who care (just me)Also, come by and check out #Bluhbluh on irc.esper.netIf you need an irc client, check out http://chat.mibbit.com/ or the mIRC application that you can download here http://www.mirc.com/get.htmlBut yeah, #Bluhbluh is pretty fuckin great
I consider the OP lackluster and rather unfit to talk professionalism with me
>>80181Thank you.But I cant use that one since it's already there.>>80184I care about the thread numbering too.
>>80187BROTHER
>>80185There a reason you fronting? I mean I don't think anyone mentioned professionalism. If you have something to say, say it instead of dancing around the point like a 12 year old girl trying to sneak into the big kids table.ALSO, Can Tavros really control the imps? Or is Vriska just being psychotic again.
>>80191I think they caught Gradamit making fresh coffee without washing out the pot first. Or maybe formatting with tables instead of CSS, it's hard to tell some days.
>>80191>Tavros has a similar power to Vriska. If he ever decided to use it to compell creatures to do his bidding, he would actually become a more effective Vriska since his power works on a greater range of creatures. The issue is he isn't as selfish as she is and far more empathetic, but otherwise they have a very similar power. >The only thing separating them is upbringing with their differing lusus'es. This was posted on the forums, but we don't know its validity
>>80191...the joke was bill bolinalso could we keep the thread numbers in the OP and maybe start including the info about the irc channel?
thread numbers are so lameits like what are we frigin statisticians
>>80198Hey, statisticians are awesome.
>>80198eff u they're important to me because
>>80195That's what the puppy made out of socks was gonna do, but I guess it was off chasing some kittens made out of hats or somethin
>>80194Right, I am just unsure if the Underlings count as dumb animals. Maybe Vriska is just assuming that because she can't mentally influence them.
Oh boy a new thread time for more hilarious drunken posts I can't wait
>>80204Good idea. We haven't had a good drunk thread in some time.
>>80191duuuude stay up-to-date with the jokes otherwise we'll all go grouchy and that's horrible*fistbump*
i like tavros and vriska is mean to him so i dont like her :[
fffffffffffuck Homestuck has turned me into a shipperwhat is wrong with meeee
>>80210Also I didn't draw this one so you know
Ru-rufioooo :c
UpdateTime for RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Okay Andrew. Just because you took the boxing gloves off doesn't mean you need to use pork gloves in their place.:(
>>80190
Guuuuuuuuys I love SE++:CG: I CAN SEE IT HAPPENINGTC: wHaTCG: AND THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUETC: wHoCG: THEY FALL IN HATE AND HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINECG: OUR DOZEN'S DOWN TO TWO (ONES)TC: OhCG: THE "SWEET CARESS" OF RAINBOWSCG: THERE'S MAGIC EVERYWHERECG: AND WITH ALL THIS KIS-MET-IC ATMOSPHERECG: DISASTER'S IN THE AIRGA: Can You Feel The Hate TonightGA: The Strife The Evening BringsGA: The World For OnceGA: In Perfect DiscordityGA: With All Its Living ThingsAT: sO MANY THINGS TO, UH, TO TELL HER,AT: bUT HOW TO MAKE HER SEE,AT: tHE TRUTH THAT i CAN'T HATE, IMPOSSIBLE,AT: sHE'D MAKE FUN OF, UH, OF ME,AG: He's holding 8ack, he's hidingAG: From what, I can't decideAG: Why won't he h88888888 like I do towards himAG: The h8 for his dum8 life?GA: Can You Feel The Hate TonightGA: The Strife The Evening BringsGA: The World For OnceGA: In Perfect DiscordityGA: With All Its Living ThingsGA: Can You Feel The Hate TonightGA: You Needn't Look Too FarGA: Straight Inside, Inside Of Ska-i-aGA: Hate Is Where They AreCG: AND IF HE FALLS IN HATE TONIGHTCG: IT CAN BE ASSUMEDTC: HiS eXtReMe RoLe PlAyInG dAyS aRe HiStOrYCG: IN SHORT THAT DOUCHE IS DOOMED
Alright. Vriska is now officially the worst person in the history of forever.ALL MY HATE.
:cOh my God Hussie
>>80217OK, I admit up-front that I live under a rock. But who is Rufio?
Poor Tav! Augh he's so fucking cute.
Well, now she's not slamming the chair back and forth so much as rocking him, like you do to a baby in a stroller.
>>80226Rufio is Tavros's self-esteemhttp://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004022
>>80226A character in the unofficial live action sequel to Peter Pan called Hook. He's basically a more arrogant Peter but pretty motherfucking badass.
>>80226rufio is a character from the film Hook which was about an older peter pan returning to neverland with his son and daughter, rufio had become the defacto leader of the lost boys in pan's absence
>>80226
augggghhh my heart, goddamn it hussie>>80229In b4 he falls asleep
I laughed so much at this update that if I wasn't a terrible person before I certainly am now.
>>80230>>80231OK, thanks for the answer. I guess I forgot the MSPA mention, and I never saw that movie. I was lost.I kept thinking of that Bloom County cartoon where Steve Dallas yells "Julio!" and commences to sing in the shower.
At the end of Homestuck, Tavros learns that Rufio was inside of him all along.He dies when he cuts open his own chest to let him out.
>>80237Don't you fucking give Hussie any ideas
I confess that I laughed, but I still feel bad for Tavros.>You continue to be sad and alone.Yeah, that kind of struck a personal chord with me...:(
>>80217;A;>>80233RUUU-FI-OOOOOOOOOO
Vriska's being a huge jerk, but setting that aside, she's not even vaguely paying attention to the dangerous environment of the game. If Tavros gets killed because she was busy farting around, what happens to their section of SGRUB?
>Tavros, alone and sad.Andrew, why you gotta break my heart like this?
b-b-but the imps will be his friends rightand maybe his consorts will be mythical creatures called indians!
There better be one hell of a pay off at the end of this or my rage will know no bounds.
>>80251The imps will feel so sorry for him they'll carry him up the stairs.
>>80255I hope so
>>80251I think consorts are always reptilian, from what we've seen.He could get crocodiles though.
>>80244if he dies then she loses the game too, the moment hes in real danger she'll serious the fuck up im sure
>>80257I just hope something comes to help Tavros, and stuff a stick of dynamite down Vriska's throat.
>>80261Kanaya is Vriska's server player.She won't be able to stop Vriska from torturing him, but she probably would be able to get her to lay off a bit. Maybe make some ramps.Or we can hope so anyway.
>>80221I...I kind of want this to happen.Really bad.fuck i'm shipping now, aren't i
Guess what came up on my playlist reading this.This is now Vriska's theme in my head.And Tavros' voice is Freddie Mercury.
>But unfortunately, Rufio is not real. He's imaginary. A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are.>You continue to be sad and alone. pft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Andrews going to do this forever. He will keep hitting Tavros in the back of the head with metaphorical paper balls of sadness from the back of the classroom, most of them thrown by Vriska. I love that man.
Tavros had better get some form of payoff in the end...
>>80284But then he'd stop being such a woob woob woobie and we wouldn't love him as much anymore.
>>80286He sort of eventually gets some balls. He's a bit more confident post-game when he's trying to troll Dave. I think.
>>80286Well I think of him as an Iron Woobie so I would just love him even harder.
>>80287He also gets working legs and is possibly under less pressure as the trolls' game is over.
The trolls flash movie will alternate between the other 11 trolls doing really awesome bad ass things and Tavros having bad things happen to him. Curtains close on Tavros just kinda looking sad.
I'm almost there, Hussie.Now make him fall out of his chair and cry.Then I can orgasm.
>>80294what about Vriska shaking him so hard he falls out of his chair and off the roofI can see this happening very easily
>>80294Vriska, get off the internet, you're supposed to be playing SGRUB.
>>80293Troll flash will just be an interactive "slap Tavros and shake his wheel chair" game.
Someone draw Vriska as lucy pulling the ball away from non-crippled tavros/charlie brown.
>>80297how did you guess that it's supposed to be secret>>80298I forgot about doing that.
>>80300Yeah just last nigh i was about to call you out on not drawing all my Mean Vriska and Hella Sad Tavros suggestions but i couldn't remeber which artist said they would do it.
>>80300i am secretly the creative driving force behind homestuck and i give andrew all his ideas
>>80302Tell him to give every character at least one sexy nude scene tia.
>>80302Hold your ideas for ransom.Collect sweet dollars.
>>80302so why aren't there more bearsyou have failed us bea
>>80304brilliant>>80303you're ruining my VISION>>80305uhhhhh because the FINAL TWIST of homestuck is that the kids and trolls wear bears all along DUH
>>80306Bears.My god.
>>80302So it's YOUR FAULT Sollux doesn't have a bee bear lusus?I thought I knew you man.
>>80307dave is a panda SPOILERS!>>80308that was one of the few time i let andrew take control and looklook at the horrible mess he made(i am still secretly sad about that)
>>80302So all the wanton cruelty to the common Tavro is your fault. Good work!
>>80311No, it's MY fault! That other guy is a poser!
I think I've got something figured out for my intentionally crappy Homestuck movie idea. Here, have a preview. If you have any cast changes you'd like to suggest, just say so.
>>80317John and Jade should be played by the same person to establish similarity.
>>80317 You have this bad habit of coming up with something that only you think is funny and then never ever ever letting it go.
>>80319Aww, you again? I thought I sated you with that one NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN picture.Besides, I'm bored easily, and I'm less impulsive than the rest of you.
>>80319Took the words right out of my mouth.
>>80321I don't think so.
>>80311Tavro = plural of Tavros? That would be genius. Tavros is a universal constant and they are all sad and alone.
>>80306>uhhhhh because the FINAL TWIST of homestuck is that the kids and trolls wear bears all along DUH>wear bears
1. Open window on "sad and lonely" Tavros being rocked back and forth.2. Put on music.3. Watch Tavros window. Laugh and/or baww.Keeping up with Homestuck is really breaking my IRON WILL pfffthahahaha taking a break from the internet thing.
>you will never climb all those stairs>Tavrosfeelsbadman.gif
>>80326I wanted to post something like that, but I gave up on finding a good image.
too slow sockpuppy a goon beat you too it
>>80335You can never have too much Tavros Brown parodies, it is an impossibility.Calling dibs on a The Doctor Is In, even though I'll probably forget about it. Maybe multiple ones since there are a lot of people who could be Lucy (Rose, Kanaya, maybe Karkat).
>>80338kind of like this?
>>80339yeswith dialogue
>>80317Michael Cera as Tavros. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
>>80339Dammit, now I can't read "therapist" without making it "The Rapist".And it wasn't even something I'd noticed until someone else pointed it out.
>>80342thats kind of rose's whole chumhandle joke yo
>>80342Tentacle the rapist?
>>80345Wow, I feel like the hugest tool for not grasping that until now.
>>80348that's what we call a self-fulfilling prophecy
>>80350I remember when I first got the joke, and went "Haw! Oh, lord. John has NO idea what that means, does he."
*snicker*
>>80355okay, is it supposed to look like he's gently thrusting away, or am I just a pervert?
>>80356No, you have the right idea!
>>80357Okay, that's a relief
>>80359I mean, you're still a pervert though.
>>80355This is what Vriska really wishes was happening right now.
>>80335Aw man.And I fucking hate Lucy. I consider her more of a bitch than Vriska.
>>80355And the fun part is that Vriska would find that offensive."Gah!! It's h8sex! H8SEX! Not chump sex, you idiot!""uH, SORRY""i MEAN, GRRR!"
>>80370I liked that one episode where Lucy did her football-yanking deal at a critical moment during a big game, and everyone acted like it was Charlie Brown's fault that they lost.And by like I mean it filled me with crippling rage.
>>80371
>>80373Dear Lord, if I'd seen that as a kid I might have exploded.
>>80371I really want this drawn.
Maybe Tavros has his Pokecard stuff with him? Assuming he can't befriend the imps, that might be a cool and extremely gross alternative.
>>80387naw i bet he is totally cool with the impslike bonding with them on an animal levelin a completely platonic way
Does anyone want to upload OST 5 for me? I'm poor. :<
>>80392Someone uploaded it in some old thread. Go find it.
>>80335oh wow, this is exactly what I pictured when she made him jump.
>>80392Man I don't wanna be rude or anything resembling that, but. It's 14 dollars. And you can listen to it on bandcamp for as long as you like. Also if I were to provide you with links they'd probably be rickrolls like this one http://tinyurl.com/2e6s6wz
site's down
>>80392If you wanna be cheap like me the mp3s of the low-quality streams from bandcamp can be found in your temporary internet files folder, but you'll need to manually add the metadata one...by...one.
>>80375
Update! I think the Vriska haters will appreciate it
UPDATEOh ho ho ho. Kanaya putting Vriska in her place.How austipicey of her?
>>80409Yay! Things are looking slightly better for Tavros.
Kanaya is a saint. :3c
Hey Bea hor come you're never on IRC
Kanaya confirmed for Gog-tier.
dawww she is like his big sister or something :3
Kanaya you dumb head stop bothering vriska and let her do her job!!!!!!!!
When that toilet bumped her, I laughed like a drunken donkey.
>>80412fukkin lazy
>>80407Wow.Just wow.FUCK YOU LUCY
The toilet should fall on her head by accident. Just to watch her communicate only in 8s.
kanaya is adorable when she's helping.
Even if it were wheelchair-accessible ramps all the way up, he'd still have to jump that last bit. Or fly. And Vriska can build mechanical things, so...I'm thinking those blue windmill blades might be used as a propeller?
>>80422The obvious solution is for him to create the dESPERADO ROCKET CHAIR,
>>80423pCHOOOOO
>>80423 Kanaya will make her think about her spider mom and he'll get a walking chair out of the blades.
I like how mild and diplomatic she's being about threatening to douse someone in filth.
>>80429Kanaya is queen of deadpan, it's wonderful.
I think I want to start calling toilets "Load Gapers" irl.It's so funny.
>>80422She gona build a catapult. launch him into the gate
>>80435And now I'm wondering about just how dorfy things can get in this game. Imagine how many games were lost to DF players building superweapons.
>>80428YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
:3>>80436>>Imagine how many games were [vastly improved by] DF players building superweapons.I fixed that for you.
>>80430 Quick someone draw Kanaya as a girl Stephen Colbert.
>>80436The Land of Heat and Clockwork was created when one player flipped the wrong switch and flooded the world with magma.Also that crashed Sburb.
Land of ramps and yawns theme incomingexcept probably not cause that sounds silly
>>804421. Find code for ice2. pump it into the sea of lava3. ?????4. OBSIDIAN!
>>80442>>80444Those aren't imps.They're kobolds and elves.
Update. Everything about this is fantastic.Vriska scurry.gif8-ball fetch modusKanaya cleaning.
Nice to know that Kanaya's keeping an eye on things, though I was rather amused by the little Tavros in the text-bubble getting shaken around.Wheeeeeeee!
Vriska makes me sad because if she could get over the whole being an evil bitch thing she could be such an ~awesome friend~ but she's not going to.
dESPERADO ROCKET CHAIR imminent, or will Serket somehow turn this into something vicious and hilarious?>AG: I'll do something NICE. >AG: And for the record, I was going to do this anyway! I was just trying to make him a 8etter player first. hmmmmmmmm...
>>80355Oh no how did this get here I have no idea at allhttp://spamtheweb.com/ul/s672010549_tavthrust.html
ahahaha I love how Kanaya's organizing thingsbecausebecause I know if I played this game I'd do that for my client too
>>80462You know, you can just embed swfs
>>80460It's doubly sad because evil bitches can still be awesome friends, but Vriska's particular personality makes that an iffy prospect. You'd have to interact with her much as a trainer works with a wild animal.>>80461I say both. The DRC proves hard to control, so he kind of flies about wildly, which causes Vriska amusement.>>80462Haha, yes!Messing with official art is fun. I shall have to attempt it myself at some point if I think of something clever enough.
I began reading this shit nonstop for the past week and am up to the point where Karkat is being introduced.Specifically, this point.I. Love. All of you.
>>80407Who let Spreeses near a video camera? >>80472This is why Karkat is the best. >>80468Wonderful.
>>80472Anon, were you the Anon from /baw/? Or some new convert?SO MANY NEW PEOPLEENJOY YOUR TROLLSJust a random thought, but can you imagine how meandering and painful the troll bit would be if the suggestion box was still open?
Rocketboots...Why do I not think this will end well?
I'd like Vriska to get the code for the rocket boots to Tavros so he can combine them with his wheelchair to make the dESPERADO ROCKET CHAIR,but I get the feeling she's going to try to fuck him over at least once more before she's done.
>>80474Welp, now I know how to name a team in the next Worms game.
>>80482Why won't it? All he has to do is keep his legs slightly bent an- oh.>>80476We'd just have finished telling Terezi to lick various things, and moved on to telling Tavros to drag himself various places.
>>80476I am the Anon from /baw/ that blames you. Yes.Now I am waiting for my Aries x-tan demon chick to arrive.
>>80492Holy shit speak of the fucking devil.>view archivesGod I have so much more to read.
>>80476I would have liked to see their respective STRIFE! against their lususes (lusii?), though.
>>80493>>80492I love watching people catching up. :DENJOY YOUR GOOD CHARACTER
I feel kind of hypocritical. I have been complaining about how much of a bitch Vriska is, but watching her harass Tavros is hilarious to me.Seriously, he needs to apologize for making her gameplay experience so boring. Fucking cr8pple.
>>80496I think it's because this is more annoying than monstrous. If h actually has to climb the stairs, she'd be a HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH Also:bustyLady began trolling hornyAssholeBL: Please help me!HA: show me your tits firstBL: I'm going to fucking DIEHA: All the more reason to show me your tits. Whats worth more to you, your dignity or your life?whiteKnight began trolling hornyAssholeWK:Hey.WK:look upWK:yeah, that is your car. It's getting pretty heavy holding down this mouse button and all, why don't you help the nice lady.HA: she's not gona fuck you for helping her you know.HA: fucking moralfag
>>80503HA? More like CA nurr hurr.From what we know of him I can see him doing that.
>>80503fucking wrote that ages ago back when a homestuck thread was talking about a all of 4chan sbrurb session.
>>80503>>80509Needs more mechanizedCopilotMC: WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY AREMC: COME ON FUCK THOSE BITCHES' SHIT UP, YOU CAN DO IT BROHA: Oh my God, shut up.
I'm going to tear your skin off like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!
>>80529This is brilliant. The reindeer horns are a really nice touch.
>>80513Actually what I'd laugh at is if one of the kids/trolls had turned out to be like 40 years old and *pretending* to be 13, you know, like most of the supposedly adolescent on the internet.Then of course the predictably awkward reaction when they connect.Oh, and honestly Tavros and Vriska are funny because it's boy-girl and Vriska's got an eminently relatable adolescent hate-crush on him. If a backstabbing guy had a crush on a shy girl an expressed it by mind controlling her off a cliff, regardless of them being aliens or teenagers the audience reaction would be pretty grim.
>>80529Troll Santa is a figure of hate and torment.
Update
ROCKET CHAIR WOOOOO
PSHOOOES
Yes. YES!
>>80574SHE DOES HAVE A HEART.
Yay!He can fly, he can fly, he can fly!Tavros must be pretty happy right now.
>>80571I was wondering why the site went down for a minute.Also FUCK YES CREEPY GHOST ARIES ROBOT GIRLBea ilu for showing me this shite :3
Now all he needs is a desperado rocket lance
>>80579>what happens nextoh uhmwowokay then
>>80577not for longVriska is still his server, remember.
GOOD KISMESIS BEST FRIEND
Awww.He looks so happy.Also, I find it funny that Vriska inadvertently helped John with the Rocket Boots as well with the Rocket Pack.Also, I think Bro's Rocket Board has something to do with this as well...Hmmm...
>>80589What are you talking about? Vriska had nothing to do with John's rocket pack.
>>80573>PSHOOOESOne of the greatest words ever.>>80583Yeah... that part's... just......Yeah...o_o
>>80583I really quite enjoy that partno one agrees with me, I should make an angry fandomsecret about it.
>>80592Well, maybe I'm looking into it too much, but the "PCHOOO" thing, the similar design, and the way they're all rocket powered makes me think that Vriska's Rocket Boots had something to do with the creation of all of the Rocket items.But that's my crazy theory.
>>80595Hahaha, you're not alone.
>>80595Oh I enjoyed it alright. It was just incredibly unexpected.But yeah, batshit robot ghost girl ripping out her own heart, beating the shit out of her boyfriend, and then making out with both of them covered in robot blood. That's actually kind of awesome.
>>80596John made the rocket pack by typing garbage into the code thing (whatever it was called I don't remember now), and then Terezi sent it over to Sollux to make it usable. Rocket items are just another universal constant, I guess.
Sorry, !bgREVLN8FU. /co/ just came up with the real Homestuck movie.>Hussie will insist on filming live action homestuck himself and the whole thing will be him and his firends filmed with a handheld camera on a 20 dollar budget.>Hussie will play MaplehoofAnd retcon her into every scene.
>>80574I :3'd at this. He's just so happy! Those imps are pissed, though.>>80579Aww, you're welcome Anon.but now you are insane just like the rest of us
>>80602Now that I would pay money to see.
>>80603I am!Especially since I AM ALL CAUGHT UP AND CURRENT AND SHITE....Now what.
>>80608Now you get to enjoy the aching symptoms of withdrawal whilst waiting for updates! WEEEEEEEE!!! :D
>>80608Any questions? Comments? Confusion? We're here to help!
I think the next step is to become some kind of shipper against your will.Or tell us about your favorite characters or musics and why you liked them.
Don't be an ass like Bea is and come hang out with us on IRC too!
>This updateAnd in that day, Vriska's heart grew three times.>>80611Oh Bea, you're a real sweetheart. ♥
>I think the next step is to become some kind of shipper against your willThis is so true.I DON'T WANT THIS HUSSIE WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME INTO THIS HORRIBLE CARICATURE OF WHAT I ONCE WAS
>>80621surrender
:3>>80621;_; so true
>>80596I was thinking the same thing. It does look like the board, boots and rocket pack were all painted by the same guy. (Which is Hussie, but we're trying not to break the fourth wall with this theory)
>>80615Okay! :D...What's an IRC?
That was... surprisingly nice of her.Waiting for it to go horribly wrong.
>>80628Basically a chat room but better because we are there to help.You can get to our irc by going to http://chat.mibbit.com/ choosing Esper [webirc] from the drop-down menu, typing whatever you want as your nickname in the "nick" box, typing #Bluhbluh in the "Channel" box and pressing goOnce you're in we'll teach you kung fu and shit
>>80611 Bea Bea this is the best thing I have ever seen I am sorry about anything bad I may have said about you or will ever think of saying and I hope you will forgive me. This picture has shown me the light
>my face when I saw the rocket wheelchairMy only regret is that Tavros can't read minds, because I would dearly have loved to see someone yell "GET OUT OF MY HEAD TAVROS."
Living here in Alternia,Fighting villains from afar...You gotta find first gearIn your GIANT ROCKET CAARRR
HAHA YES update
>>80629Well, it was either be nice to Tavros or have a toilet unload on her. It wasn't atruism, it was saving her own skin.
>>80637YEAHHHHH
You go Tavros!
Desperado Rocket Chairs
Haha, this update.
oh man, this update made me so happy. I was all waiting for it to explode on him or something...
Damn, Andrew is good. "Fly, Pupa!!!!!!!! Flyyyyyyyy!" was so cruel the first time around, and now it's been repurposed for an upbeat and fist-pumpingly awesome context.
This update. It's awesome. :)
Holy shit something good happened to Tavros!I think I am dreaming this, it can't possibly be real.
>>80646yeah, normally it seems like echos happen to be the other way around. yay for happy!
>>80648Quick, are you sitting in your underwear, in class, and is there a test on the desk you didn't study for?
VRISKA YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART.Also hahahahahah can't stop laughing at Tavros' goofy smile.
>>80635I! DIG! Giant trollbots!YOU! DIG! Giant trollbots!WE! DIG! Giant trollbots!CHICKS! DIG! Giant trollbots!Nice.
>>80652Livin' here in TrollseyFightin' meteors from afarYou gotta troll first gearIn your giant trollbot car!
>>80602God damn it it's like everything that gets quoted over here from real /co/ was written by me.tempname to attention whore.
I has a pesterchum.Now what I do wif it.
>>80645look really carefully at the gate.>explosion.
>>80661Now you roleplay like a dumb thirteen year old new to fandom, and you will enjoy it. That's what we all do with it, or at least what we secretly want to do with it if we are repressing innate fannish desires.You all know it's true, don't deny.
uuuugh this isn't like me usually but guys just this ONE TIME try going here http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?25841-MSPA-fan-fiction/page75 and reading a fan fiction (yes I know uuuuuuuurgh) by a poster called "Sushi Database". The latest post is on page 75 and there's links in each post to all the other posts.It's called Shenenigans and it's about what Dave actually did in the Bad End during those four months getting ready to travel back in time. It's actually pretty great and the writer has some genuinely kinda neat original ideas and writing.I just want someone else to read it and validate me for actually reading fan fiction for once and actually enjoying just this one time and one thing.
>>80664I can vouch for that story. It features the village of the Daves, and it's actually done pretty cool.
>>80661Get nagged to sign on by people who have all your actual IM services anyway.
>>80664Yes! That one is pretty good.
who would even make these...... conksuck peglegs anyway
>>80671GOOD SKEPTICARCHERBEST FANARTIST
>>80671Holy jesusfuckdamn this is incredible
>>80673my favorite thing about her besides her art is that she was that hot terezi.my favorite thing about her being hot terezi is freaking out 4channers that want to fuck her by showing them her da account where she dresses in a fursuit.
>>80671God DAMN that is a good picture.
>>80676Freakout?That only makes me more satisfied.
>>80664I love the fanfiction thread, but I was pleased as all HELL to see an original concept. Especially something done with Bad End that wasn't just a one-off angsty piece. As much as I love some of those.>>80676...Y'know, I'm not a furry, but that somehow makes me want to fuck her more too.
>>80676furry girls are kinky as hell.
>>80676I could groove to that.yessssir I could
>>80671>>80676This may be too much awesome for me to take in in one day.
>everyone getting turned on by her being a fursuiteruhh, I don't think i belong here...I need to go back to my safe place.
>>80687It's not the fursuiting specifically that's getting everyone all worked up, it's the prospect that she's into some kinky stuff.
>>80687You've got it all wrong.She puts on the fursuit to troll the pervs that want to bang her.
too late alredy in my safe place nyaa nyaa pbbtttttttt.
>>80679The Bad End always struck me as something that people would jump on to write about. I can see why it inspires a lot of angst, because the circumstances are hells of depressing, but still. It's cool to see something that explores the alt future and the time travel mechanics.
>>806874chan houuuuuuuse!
>It's not the fursuiting specifically that's getting everyone all worked up, it's the prospect that she's into some kinky stuff.That's a bonus, right?
So, how about those rocket chairs instead of some fanartist lust?
>>80697Yeah Archer would look pretty hot in one of those rocket chairs
>>80664Good story, thanks for introducing me to some good fanfiction.Huh, I guess I should get into that instead of waiting like a junkie for some updates....until I run out of that.Damn it.
Hey art dudes can I get a red line on this sketchy sketchy Rose? It would help me out a lot to know what I got to tweak! :)
>>80700alright, I'll try to whip something up.
>>80701On the subject of that hand, what throws me off about it is how she has it raised off the paper. usually people rest the bottom of their palm and their pinky on the paper while writing, with the pencil or whatever held at a more horizontal angle. Or at least, I do.
not the other guy but here is your redlineing as requested.
>>80703Thanks! I will tinker with it more right now!
>>80704I AM ENLIGHTENED
>>80704how dare you open mspaint without scribbling some shity shit for us.
>>80707no kill yourself
>>80705And I will go back and tinker with my handwriting because holy shit, that's nigh-illegible
I interrupt your lust with adorable bathtimes.Katie, stop making my heart explode.
>>80709at least your handwriting is better then >>80704
>>80709I can read it just fine! I'm still having issues with that hand atm so if someone knows how to deal with that better than I, I'd appreciate the help!
It's fucking beautiful, guys.
>>80714That lego guy is fucking amazing.Also, better? Worse? Warmer, colder? Does she need more of a neck? Smaller legs?
>>80715Thighs look a bit short and needs moar rump :F
>>80714this guy is absurd, how does he even get so many appropriate pieces that's that manyhow
>>80715Ah, the hand looks much better.her left arm is too skinny though, methinks
>>80715god dammit bea stop making good art while I only have these weird sketches to show for my time
>>80715ok this is now the old version (that hand is pretty good right now, except the forearm is a bit too long) but the body and feet still apply. Ignore the ear, the ear is fine, the blue is just me messing around and forgetting to erase.The foot doesn't go straight up in positions like this, it's relaxed and at an angle.
update!are those crocodiles or what
>>80720uuuhhhhh more like YOU stop posting awesome doodles while i shit all over this thread, rite>>80721Ohhhh my gosh thank you, I was trying way too hard on the skirt and when i saw your red line i was like: ohhh fffffu- duh!also legs and feet are a foreign language to me so I'm learning today!>>80722Whoa, they are something! What's that ogre got?
I bet Tavros will be (was? is? fuck this past/future shit) the first troll to reach his denizen. With Vriska's help, he'll beat it and they'll both learn a valuable lesson about teamwork and this horrible troll-disease they call friendship.
looks to me like he's finding his second gate.
Seems like they found the salamander shrine.At least, I would assume those are salamanders. I can see crocs, too, though.
>>80724Judging by the newest update, all those imps and ogres are probably lining up to kick that denizen's ass right now.
>>80726If they're crocodiles he's got the same consorts as Dave, haha. And Tav will probably have a much easier time with them than he will too (the thing I am looking most forward to when we get back to the kids is seeing Dave chased around by nippy consorts while Terezi laughs).>>80723they're confusing for me too you have no idea how long it took to get that to look even remotely right. well i guess you do if you look at timestamps but don't do that it's embarrassing.
What's that green thing that ogre is carrying?
Wait, are they following him, or are they chasing him? Why am I getting the vibe that the ogre is aiming the boulder at him?
god what's the bet that this is today's last update and I, i mean we have to wait until tomorrow to find out wtf is happening.
>>80732I bet that there will be another update at like 4 in the morning. Er, that is, like 3 and a half hours from now.I don't know what I am betting but I will be SOMETHING because I am pretty sure it's going to happen.
>>80733It's always hard to tell with Andrew. He may have decided to take his horse sedatives early today.
I'm pretty sure those imps are friendly and Tav's preparing a zerg rush.
Ah, weird puzzle shit. I thought so.
>>80735Nope, they're helping him do a puzzle of some sort!
tavros is a liveing rts.no wait he is pikmin
>>80723I'll stop when you pry the stylus from my COLD, DEAD HANDS BEA!COLD DEAD HANDS!
Oh well that was fast.But now I'm even more confused.
>>80738Weird frog puzzle shit.>>80740DAMN YOUR EYES AND YOUR TALENTokay this is seriously making me loluHHHH, oH rUFIO,,,uM, sO DREAMY,also i'm done effin with this for the night
>>80740>>80743This interpretation makes "You continue to be sad and alone." so much goddamn sadder, jesus.
>>80743you should maybe flatten out the bottom of her shirt and skirt, to show that they're pressed against the ground.
Tavros went from sad to awesome in .25 seconds flat
>>80743Her thigh seems way too short. Her thighs should be around the same length as her leg.
>>80738fucking collection quests i hate them.
>>80747>>80745I will do both of these tomorrow at some point!
try two iimagiine all liife a2 you know iit 2toppiing iin2tantaneou2ly and every molecule iin your body explodiing at the 2peed of liight.
>>80750Everyone look at how amazing this i->grubbusters.gif:D
>>80751Karkat would be Venkman for sure, and Tavros would be the perfect Louis Tully.
Something unpleasant is going to happen to Tavros once he gets through the gate to Vriska's house.
>>80750"WHO YOU GONN4 C4LL?""FUCK OFF."
>>80753If by unpleasant you mean "haterape"...
>>80755...of Vriska, by the imp and ogre army?
>>80756I don't think some people realize that every time they imagine Tavros getting revenge on Vriska in a violent/malicious way, they are raping Tavros' characterization.Makes me all sad on the inside.
>>80757it was just a joke i know sweeet tavros would not hurt her :]intentionally :3
>>80755Not on Kanaya's watchunless she approves of it
tisk tisk /co/, always with the rape.
oh my goodness this picture hnfffffff
>>80761Yeah pinstripe suits are fine if you're an accountant in the 80's with a tree up his ass.
>>80761
>>80761meh. the only good part about that is Kanaya.
>>80761>nepetaunf dem humpsand kanaya is cute
>>80761oh god my nutbladder
things are just going too awesome for tavros right nowi'm waiting for a bomb of some kind to drop...
>>80750This is at least ten distinctly different types of awesome.
>>80771I'll doodle up the rest of the team sometime when I'm not so tired
>>80768You mean like him losing the game, having his dreamself killed, and being forced to wait around in a meteor field until he dies because he couldn't figure out a great riddle?
>>80774>and being forced to wait around in a meteor field until he diesWITH VRISKA THERE THE WHOOOLE TIME~
>>80671You are a pirate!Yeah!!!!!!!!>>80676>her da accountI did not know she had one. How have I missed that during my near-daily searches for Homestuck art?>she dresses in a fursuit...link, please? I am intrigued.>>80710You get that ducky, Nepeta!>>80720 >>80740I like cute female Tavros. :)>>80743That's looking really neat!I'm not one of you artistically talented folks though, so I don't have any constructive insight. :x>>80761Oh Gog... I'm having a classy-gasm.>>80764Hehehe. :]
So guys, anyone besides me hear about the Hivebent Radio Play? It's exactly what it sounds like.http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30837-Homestuck-Radio-Play-%28now-drafting-HIVEBENT%29I am trying very hard to make an audition that is not a piece of shit but it's not going so well. This lookssocool
>>80783There are some seriously talented voice people working on that cool shit.
>>80783I really want to audition for that thing, but I can't make the time and my mic technique is shitty as all hell. I will probably audition anyways and then lose the parts I want to someone with more practice and popularity.And then help write scenes.
>>80783I honestly think this project will fall through. The whole thing feels disorganized and nobody seems to want to take on the responsibility of mixing the thing. It's like they're trying to bite off more than they can chew.Also, bad voice actors and mics! Bad voice actors and mics EVERYWHERE!... The only two voice actors that I like there are Von Fawn and Teleharmonic.
>>80806Those were the two I was thinking of. Von Fawn's Vriska is amazing and Teleharmonic is (I think) a classically trained actor.
>>80806The same thing always happens to these projects, it just sort of eventually putters to a halt without someone forcing it forward and coordinating the thing.
Am I going in the right direction with this?
>>80816Also that blob above here is going to be a text bubble filled with wizard fanfiction at some point.
>>80817Wizard fanfiction is NEVER a bad direction to take it in! Makes me wish I wasn't so uncomfortable with drawing in anything other than hard pixel edges.
>>80818Ain't nothing wrong with aliased artwork! I mean hey MSPA itself falls into that category.
>>80818But your art is seriously cool looking with the hard pixel edges.
>>80820Well shucks, thanks.But it's more a matter of me feeling like it's something I should learn, but have just been too lazy to do, and am limiting my growth as an artist.
Update.Vriska haters are REALLY gonna love this one.
so vriska is still a bitch breaking news
>>80837AG: It is called a denizen, and it is the 8oss of your whole planet.AG: Tavros, you will go and face your denizen.AT: wON'T THAT BE,AT: tOO DIFFICULT,AG: It will 8e the most powerful adversary you have ever met.AG: But you can handle it. I 8elieve in you!AT: uM, tHANKS, nooo I can't watch
>>80839Well I guess we now know where Terzi got the idea for John's big skip ahead.
I hope he doesn't get brutally slaughtered onscreen.
>>80841He's alive by the end of their game isn't he?
>>80841nonono it's going to go like thishe's going to go in thereand befriend his denizen.And Vriska will finally shut up.
>>80841I hope he befriends it.
>>80842In the main timeline, yes. The possibility of a mountain of Tav corpses that Aradia just barely missed saving is still open, though.
>>80845Oh fuck you for saying that. Now that's all I can think about and I'm dreading the next update.
Id like it if he actually does get killed and it turns out Vriska wasn't expecting him to actually die. But i doubt it.
>>80843>>80844Y-yay...:(
>>80848Wait, I just realised, you know how Rose and Dave never hear from the trolls again after Terezi gets John killed, because they've all stayed in Timeline A when Terezi creates Timeline B?Well, Kanaya is missing in action for no apparent reason. Which might mean she's in Timeline A. And right now Tavros is stuck in Timeline B with no one around but Vriska.This won't end well. :(
>>80851Wait, what?Frankly that's ridiculous.
>>80852...what's ridiculous about it?I mean, I haven't sat down and thought through the logical absurdities, but give me a break, it's after midnight GMT.
>>80851Since the trolls are all in the same "dimension" I imagine they'd get alternate-future selves too.
>>80854Well fuck.Now I've no idea what the shit's gonna happen!
>>80854honestly I'd kind of prefer this, as grim as it might get. it'd just show that all the crazy shit that happened to the kids can happen to anyone else.
>>80845literally praying for this outcome. wana see a million dead tavros.
Oh man i am such a shading novice forever
>>80860The shadow on her sleeve is going the wrong way, it should match the one on her skirt.and something looks weird about the way her toes are on top of each other
>>80861Oh man you are super right regarding the shading. For the toes I am d going to have to futz with them more, I left them that way because i got frustrated.FEEEEET. D:
> Karkat has his head up his nook with his new sta88y h8friendKarkat/Jack: canon.
>>80862make it so her big toe is the one on top, basically just reverse the layering
>>80862Hey, at least you're trying to get them right, I would probably say fuck it and give her socks.
I wonder if we'll actually get to see the denizen this time, instead of just skipping to after the curb stomp battle.
Whatever happens, I at least know that after the dust settles, Tavros is alive with kickin' robot legs.>>80840I like this detail. Terezi dipping into Vriska's dirty playbook. Sisters of darkness!
I hope that the denizen is revealed to be a giant crocodile.Or was that part of the Peter Pan theme already covered?
>>80870Tavros dies right there. They can't solve it with time shenenigans. They end up cloning a new Tavros and never telling him what happened or why there's a blank spot in his memory. They all feel super awkward and ashamed around him for the rest of the story. He eventually destablizies and falls apart.Plot problems solved, Bad End achieved.
>>80874:(There's gotta be another way, that's just too depressing.Don't kill the woobie.
>>80874How would they clone a new Tavros with still broken legs?
>>80878They'd have to re-break his spine to avoid weird memory conflicts.
>>80879I'm not so sure I like this idea.
>>80881What if his spine was just the earliest bit to deteriorate? Like, he thinks they made him all better and memory lapses is part of the treatment and suddenly he starts dieing. He's too oblivious to it to pay attention past not being able to walk anymore (uH, iT'S OKAY GUYS, YOU TRIED) and the rest of the trolls notice, but are too ashamed to say anything. They notice his legs are disappearing, suddenly robolegs in his sleep. He's breaking down and spending his last moments dreaming about flying again with Jade.
So, if Tavros defeats his denizen, maybe that means that Terezi really didn't mean to kill John. Maybe she just assumed that since even Tavros was able to kill his, the kids should be more than capable of taking care of their own denizens.
>>80883That's assuming Terezi knew this happened to Tavros at all.She and Vriska used to be partners. Their tactics are similar, only Terezi is better at manipulation and thus doesn't need to resort to threats or puppeting. Luring victims into fighting high-level monsters that would easily kill them could have been something they've been doing to targets for a long time, so Terezi isn't really piggybacking off Vriska's method with John's pseudo-death.
>>80882
>>80886I don't think it's implausible that word would get around if Tavros pulls this off.
>>80882Jade/Tav is a pairing that I think is tragically underused.
>>80883Terezi intended for John to die against the Denizen, though. She just knew it wouldn't work since the other trolls were able to talk to him in his future and felt bad when she sort of succeeded.
Did we learn why the Trolls are stuck in the Veil in the main kid's story, or is that still debatable?
>>80888I don't think so either, but I also don't think Tavros would talk about how he managed to do this, or that Vriska was threatening him (and Vriska certainly wouldn't be bragging about anything if she failed), so it's just as plausible nobody would know.Also it'd set up something insteresting post-game between them if Terezi didn't knowingly kill John the same way. It'd legitimately upset Terezi that she didn't just kill some innocent kid, but she killed him using the same tactic her sociopathic ex-partner-in-crime used to kill another friend, since it shows they aren't as different as she'd like to think.>>80894Yeah that's still up in the air.
>>80894Karkat told John they're hiding out, but that's really all we know.
>>80896>she killed him using the same tactic her sociopathic ex-partner-in-crime used to kill another friend, since it shows they aren't as different as she'd like to think.Oooooh. If Hussie isn't aiming for that angle, then he certainly should be. Damn.
FFFFFFVRISKA IN A LITTLE DRESS BEST UPDATE
Hey so. Uh.That's not the Denizen???
DAT PLANETI'm just going to reiterate for like the millionth time that I fucking love the environments Andrew draws.
brb drawing slinky dress fanart
did a sleepwalking vriska just lure tavros into a sexy trapdo not tell me she just lured him into a sexy trap while sleeping on a bed of her fetishwhat I am saying is that we need tavros/vriska and kanaya/vriska art with her in the fairy suit NOW
>>80903YESYESYESSSS
>>80901Did... did she trick him into taking his second gate instead of the seventh because HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE FAIRY WINGS ON HER BACKLOLLLL VRISKAAAA
...Actually wait, are those fairy wings?OH GOD SHE'S DRESSED AS TINKERBELL
>>80904Oh, oh god. YES. yesyesyes.HIT IT TAVROS, ENGAGE IN THAT TROLL DISEASE CALLED LOVE.
Things went better than expected.
>>80901no.it's something even more dangerous.
>>80465This is suddenly all the more relevant
OH GOD WHAT
She was trying to make him a more worthy mate via mindcontrol and terror. Aint that just like a woman?
>>80904IT'S ROOOOOOOOLEPLAYING TIME TAVROS!!!!!!!!!8ut it's not the kind of roleplaying you're used to. :::;)
oh my god this is the best update ever
>Tinkervriska was heavily foreshadowed.>http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004022afdgdhashfs
>AG: I drew you a map!>AT: wHOAAA,>AG: Here, take a look.>AG: It marks what will 8e your new destination. Where you will find the ultim8 challenge.
>>80917oh my godrobot arm and everythingoh my god.
this has nothing to do with the current update and maybe I am slow on this but-->read book about monsters>hit upon phrase "lusus naturae">it is defined in the book as "freaks of nature">HUSSIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>80914just, I'm gonnagonna go consult my shipping wall and stare at it wide-eyed until the next update I thinkand will add Vriskerbell/Tavropan to the list of fic idea mountain next to the thousand Vriskas/Kanayas
>>80901This update pleases me greatly. :3
>>80918Now that's it's been pointed out -- I mean, is this really where Hussie is taking it? Ffffuck.
>>80891YES. YES IT IS.Sorry but this is my dearest ship and I rarely see it represented. :c
What the fuck is she actually in the scarlet throes for him now at this pointmind=blown
>>80926Well man, you're the writer-guy, whip something up!
also the thread seems to be autosaging
>>80927Look at that outfit man!She's red as fuck!
>>80928wtf how am I known as the writeranyway I kind of have already, but Jade/Tavros is harder to write than I thought it'd be
>>80931You've written stuff before, was all I meant.
Oh my God I can't wait for the trolls to be finished.This stuff is not interesting to me at all. I miss the main cast.
>>80934Oh man, exactly the opposite over here, I'm going to be so disappointed when it's back to just the stupid kids.
>>80931Yeah. People who write stuff are known as writers, generally.
>>80936yeah this story was fun as hell but now it's like whoa yes TROLLS
>>80939shroom we love the same rare ships will you E-MARRY ME
That lathe in the background looks kind of totaled, will that be important?
>>80933>>80937I guess it was more just me being unnerved at being noticed :Bbut anyway Vriska. She is a scarlet temptress and this is going to be amazing. horrifying. amazifying.
>>80917oh my goooooooooooodthose pieces of jello on the wall over there were my brain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA"Oh man, I sure need a break from working on that fic for /pco/. Maybe I'll check if there's an update!">>Tavros crashes into Vriska's house with her in a dress and fairy wingsAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY HAHAHAHAHA
>>80941They should be able to deploy another one. If not, it won't be a problem once she starts going through gates since she wouldn't be able to use it anyway.It would be a problem if other people happen by her house on their way through the gates and need to use it.
>>80940why the hell not>>80941didn't the lathe stop being important once they upgraded their alchemizers? alternately she might now be at the mercy of everyone else for totems.or unable to create and equip sick gear.
>Now shut up and point that cherry vehicle of yours toward the X on that map.if you know what she means
Uh?
Forums sure react quickly.
>>80930Please. That's too obvious. Look, she's got Tavros, her black love, all to herself. She's hated him seeming all her life, but she's never gotten anything back to establish a kismestic relationship. Now, what would be the best way to get someone to hate you? If supervillians have taught me anything, it's not by hurting the hero. Oh no.It's by hurting the ones they love.Vriska is going to fucking destroy that costume. She's going to tear the wings off, rip the little dress. She's going to slander it, call it "The woooooooorst and most hideous thing I've ever seen!" She's going to walk over to Tavros, take his silly little pupa hat off of his head, and hold it up to the flames of his wrecked rocket car. And it'll burn. It'll burn slowly, painfully, wickedly. And Tavros is going have to sit there in his stupid little chair and watch every single bit of it. Every thing Vriska says, everything Vriska does, Tavros is going to stay right where he is and watch his precious dreams fall apart around him, destroyed by the one troll who truly, from the bottom of her black heart, hates him. And when she's done? Vriska is going to laugh. She's going to laugh long, and she's going to laugh hard. Laugh at fairies, laugh at Pupa, laugh at Fiduspawn, and most importantly: laugh at the silly little notion that he could ever fly. Because that's just stupid. Tavros, flying? Ha. How idiotic to think that he, a worthless, pathetic grub of a troll, would ever fly. Ha. Ha ha ha. HahahahaHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!YOUR INTERESTS ARE NOTHING, TAVROS!THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!H8 ME, TAVROS!H8 ME!!!!!!!!
>>80946or her server player might just place another one.
>>80953They seem different from TinkerBulls and looking at most of the posters I don't think their meant to look like wings, idk though. I might just be in denial.
>>80954I'm almost certain you're just in denial.
>>80957Shit, get me Carl Jung, I'm gonna need some assistance to get through this.
Karkat loves romantic comedies. I think if he could witness this, he would scream and barf and run away--to a secluded spot, where he could post it all to his TrollJournal.
>>80958I have the next best thing, I read the Wikipedia article on Freud once!As far as I can tell, you're secretly thinking about penises all the time.
>>80951then kanaya dumps the toilet on her head
>>80960Good god! Get me some drugs, we need to fight this at the source!Also, Hussie NEEDS to update again, soon.
>>80963three days laterno updatewe all eat each other in ragefandom collapses in on itself in a brilliant show of incestuous fanworks and felt porn
>>80966>Hussie "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!"
>>80966
oh my god, vriska. she flipped her sprite... TURNWAYS
Okay I just woke up and made all the relevant connectionsI am giggling like a schoolgirl.
but seriously, no idea what to make of this update.
>>80951If this doesn't happen I am going to be EXTREMELY disappointed....because the thought of Vriska/Tavros actually possibly happening is making me sad :c
>>80975oh thank god I'm not the only one.
the sadder it makes you the more liekly tavros and vriska are going to make out like crazy
>>80979Meh, I'll move on, fuck it I'll still keep shippig Viskra with whoever the fuck. IDGAF
Tavros doesn't want to make out with Vriska, though. He doesn't hate her enough. If she tries anything with him he is just going to be the awkwardest little turtle, poor kid.I wonder if Vriska has entered the dreamworld? Maybe Kanaya pulled her in? She fell asleep (IF SHE IS ASLEEP AT ALL and not sneakily just laying in wait) really fast after finishing her Trollian chat with Tavros.
Man. She's going to wake up and try and seduce him. That was my first thought. Also, I wonder what she's doing in her dreams?
I got bored so I finished this up.
>>80982Making out with Dream Tavros, obviously.
>>80982mS, sERKET, yOU'RE, uHH, tRYING TO SEDUCE ME,
>>80983y u do dis
Another dream/nightmare possibility: her lususprite isn't any less hungry in death than it was in life.
Vriska is so going to f him up. Just like before, he's got the costume and the goods and she's going to take his fantasy and pwn him something fierce. It is very sweet. She's worked hard for this. Even if it means f*ing up the game.
>>80988It's okay to say fuck here. We don't mind.
>come home from hanging out with friends>"Hmm I wonder if homestuck updated">my face
>>80990See? That's why you shouldn't have friends!All they do is distract from what's important!
>>80992HOMESTUCK IS MY BEST FRIEND AND THEN YOU GUYS I GUESS
>>80993NEVER BETRAY US AGAIN
>>80994Too late I'm already talking to one of them on facebook again
>>80995Floozy.
>>80995It's good to have other hobbies, Bea.This way when the cravings of a Homestuck gone un-updated begin to itch the back of your mind, you'll go ax-crazy on your friends and not us.Also: makes you a tad more three dimensional.
>>80996Don't mention whores around bea things tend to get intense
>>80998
>>80998An encounter with me is usually..........intense!!!!i am capable of distinguishing between silly jokes with you guys and bad weirdness it's cool!>>80997I have introduced my friends and my sister to hometuck, it is very possible that we will all kill each other in a update induced rageMy sister is a Taurus and she...learned about the FLARPing accident todayshe mad>>81001>pic
Her dream self is murdering his dream self. Calling it now.
>>81005I doubt this one. There's no indication that he's even woken up yet, and I don't think dreamselves can be un-killed via temporal retcon either (considering how Future Dream Rose ended up).
>>81006I vaguely recall something about the trolls dream selvs all being dead? I'd need a source for that. If she murders his dreamself I'm expecting shit to go down.
>>81007It's in Tavros's conversation with Jade. But I always figured that the fact that *all* the dreamselves died implied that some single disaster caused it, rather than just catastrophic infighting.
Update time.Oh boy.
>>81009>He is more dreamy and heroic than you ever imagined.oh my godwhat is happening
>>81010>>80851Great googly moogly, I've never been so happy to be so, so wrong.I am in awe of anyone who saw this coming.
Ironic isn't it, She's living his fantasy.
oh god it's all happening. It's happening!
>this updatewhat the flying fuck
Vriska/Tavros is so OTP
Remember how Wendy reattaches Peter Pan's shadow?
It only hit me now that she may have been pretending to be asleep for the sake of this... this. Oh, Vriska, you adorable psycho.
wat
I don't quite know what to make of all this. Is the Vriska professing her love for Tavros in her own twisted little way? Has she decided to completely crush Tavros hopes and dreams in one screwed up rolepaying session? With hussie it can go either way.I literally have no idea what's about to happen next and i don't know if I'm happy or scared by it
>>81021Please don't say with nails. I honestly don't remember.
I don't...the..I am so utterly confused.
>>81024Sews it back on with a needle and thread.At...least he won't be able to feel it?
>>81023Vriska is probably just being a sarcastic little bitch as usual
So with the 2:00 update do you think there might be one at 4-6 am, or is pointless to predict what Hussie is doing?
My reaction to all this nonsense.
With this update there are limitless ways this could play out. It has literally infinite potential.Also tiny white dress Vriska makes me a bit sad everything is rendered so symbolically.
>>81011That's some master trolling right there.
It seems like Hussie's goal is to make our ships look sensible next to the canon.
>>81011I actually winced a little when Tavros fell out of his cherry rocket vehicleno escaping now, little guy>>81030For different reasons, I too am disappoint; I wanna see how that robo-arm attaches
Wh-what are you doing Vriska?You stay away from him, YOU STAY AWAY!
Am I insane, or is her robot arm switching from one side to the other?
This is going to be the worst, most amusing RP sex since "I put on my robe and wizard hat".
wait what
>>81036 see >>80972
be gentle with him Vriska
>>81036hussie was right. we need a spriteflip jar so people can put a dollar in everytime they forget about srpit flipping.
>>81036It was a turn-ways sprite flip.
Aw man, is she going to sew his legs to the carpet?
>>81044He can't even drag himself away then. And Vriska can have her way with him.If they hook up that means 2/3 TrOllTPs confirmed for me.Awwww yeaaaaah.
>>81008You mean like when all the lusii died? Oh wait.
So it's like her idea of foreplay?
Vriska, what... what are you doing.
/pco/ better get on the ball with these updates.
D'awwwww
>Honestly, where else would it be you stupid sack of shit? Ahaha oh my god. Tavros's face, oh my god.You know judging by this and Gamzee's religious ritual involving the substance, I get the impression you can buy SPECIAL STARDUST in any Troll Hot Topic on Alternia.
>you hardly know a damn thing about Pupa Pan. But you do not care. I teared up a little, I'll admit it
...So his final boss is Vriska in a dress?I don't understand this at all
>>81059His final boss is a girl who likes him.What's not to get?
Aw man, this is not good.
Tav looks pretty terrified. I don't blame him.Also I finished that thing that the IRC is so excited about for some reason but I'm going to post it tomorrow then there is a new thread and also when I am not tired as hell. JUST SO YOU PEOPLE KNOW.
>>81063For those of us not in the IRC loop, what's the thing?
Oh god, I felt a wave of terror through me when she woke up. Like those situations where you dread what will be coming very much and you know it's gonna happen and you cant do anything about it
I do not know what's going on anymore. Vriska has gone off the deep end.
this is not a real update
>>81067Yeah the deep endof the SEXY POOLor the crazy pool
>>81069Crazy pool, methinks.
Vriska's subconscious walldrawings are just pages and pages of lovey dovey Tavros/herself pictures.
>>81071that or tavros goring the fuck out of her
Oh, oh lordie. I think this may have had something to do with her feeling guilty over crippling Tavros for some reason. Her affection and guilt and need for adventure and, apparently, for a hero to do it with is all culminating in this batshit insanity which will inevitably end horribly.
New thread: >>81074
K-Kanaya where are you <: (