I wanted to star a thread with a U MAD pic of Vriska, but google has failed me in that regard.
Also, my work's connection hates photobucket/imageshack/etc.

>>80179
Is >>70102 what you were looking for?

>>80179
There's also >>70170

Thread number 36, for those who care (just me)

Also, come by and check out #Bluhbluh on irc.esper.net

If you need an irc client, check out http://chat.mibbit.com/ or the mIRC application that you can download here http://www.mirc.com/get.html

But yeah, #Bluhbluh is pretty fuckin great

I consider the OP lackluster and rather unfit to talk professionalism with me

>>80181
Thank you.
But I cant use that one since it's already there.

>>80184
I care about the thread numbering too.

>>80187
BROTHER

>>80185
There a reason you fronting? I mean I don't think anyone mentioned professionalism. If you have something to say, say it instead of dancing around the point like a 12 year old girl trying to sneak into the big kids table.

ALSO,
Can Tavros really control the imps? Or is Vriska just being psychotic again.

>>80191
I think they caught Gradamit making fresh coffee without washing out the pot first. Or maybe formatting with tables instead of CSS, it's hard to tell some days.

>>80191
>Tavros has a similar power to Vriska. If he ever decided to use it to compell creatures to do his bidding, he would actually become a more effective Vriska since his power works on a greater range of creatures. The issue is he isn't as selfish as she is and far more empathetic, but otherwise they have a very similar power.
>The only thing separating them is upbringing with their differing lusus'es.
This was posted on the forums, but we don't know its validity

>>80191

...the joke was bill bolin

also could we keep the thread numbers in the OP and maybe start including the info about the irc channel?

thread numbers are so lame
its like what are we frigin statisticians

>>80198
Hey, statisticians are awesome.

>>80198

eff u they're important to me because

>>80195
That's what the puppy made out of socks was gonna do, but I guess it was off chasing some kittens made out of hats or somethin

>>80194
Right, I am just unsure if the Underlings count as dumb animals. Maybe Vriska is just assuming that because she can't mentally influence them.

Oh boy a new thread time for more hilarious drunken posts I can't wait

>>80204
Good idea. We haven't had a good drunk thread in some time.

>>80191
duuuude stay up-to-date with the jokes

otherwise we'll all go grouchy and that's horrible

*fistbump*

i like tavros and vriska is mean to him so i dont like her :[

fffffffffffuck Homestuck has turned me into a shipper


what is wrong with meeee

>>80210
Also I didn't draw this one so you know

Ru-rufioooo :c

Update

Time for RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Okay Andrew. Just because you took the boxing gloves off doesn't mean you need to use pork gloves in their place.

:(

>>80190

Guuuuuuuuys I love SE++:

CG: I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING
TC: wHaT
CG: AND THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE
TC: wHo
CG: THEY FALL IN HATE AND HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE
CG: OUR DOZEN'S DOWN TO TWO (ONES)
TC: Oh
CG: THE "SWEET CARESS" OF RAINBOWS
CG: THERE'S MAGIC EVERYWHERE
CG: AND WITH ALL THIS KIS-MET-IC ATMOSPHERE
CG: DISASTER'S IN THE AIR

GA: Can You Feel The Hate Tonight
GA: The Strife The Evening Brings
GA: The World For Once
GA: In Perfect Discordity
GA: With All Its Living Things

AT: sO MANY THINGS TO, UH, TO TELL HER,
AT: bUT HOW TO MAKE HER SEE,
AT: tHE TRUTH THAT i CAN'T HATE, IMPOSSIBLE,
AT: sHE'D MAKE FUN OF, UH, OF ME,

AG: He's holding 8ack, he's hiding
AG: From what, I can't decide
AG: Why won't he h88888888 like I do towards him
AG: The h8 for his dum8 life?

GA: Can You Feel The Hate Tonight
GA: The Strife The Evening Brings
GA: The World For Once
GA: In Perfect Discordity
GA: With All Its Living Things
GA: Can You Feel The Hate Tonight
GA: You Needn't Look Too Far
GA: Straight Inside, Inside Of Ska-i-a
GA: Hate Is Where They Are

CG: AND IF HE FALLS IN HATE TONIGHT
CG: IT CAN BE ASSUMED
TC: HiS eXtReMe RoLe PlAyInG dAyS aRe HiStOrY
CG: IN SHORT THAT DOUCHE IS DOOMED

Alright. Vriska is now officially the worst person in the history of forever.

ALL MY HATE.

:c

Oh my God Hussie

>>80217
OK, I admit up-front that I live under a rock. But who is Rufio?

Poor Tav! Augh he's so fucking cute.

Well, now she's not slamming the chair back and forth so much as rocking him, like you do to a baby in a stroller.

>>80226
Rufio is Tavros's self-esteem

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004022

>>80226
A character in the unofficial live action sequel to Peter Pan called Hook. He's basically a more arrogant Peter but pretty motherfucking badass.

>>80226
rufio is a character from the film Hook which was about an older peter pan returning to neverland with his son and daughter, rufio had become the defacto leader of the lost boys in pan's absence

  >>80226

augggghhh my heart, goddamn it hussie

>>80229

In b4 he falls asleep

I laughed so much at this update that if I wasn't a terrible person before I certainly am now.

>>80230
>>80231
OK, thanks for the answer. I guess I forgot the MSPA mention, and I never saw that movie. I was lost.
I kept thinking of that Bloom County cartoon where Steve Dallas yells "Julio!" and commences to sing in the shower.

At the end of Homestuck, Tavros learns that Rufio was inside of him all along.

He dies when he cuts open his own chest to let him out.

>>80237
Don't you fucking give Hussie any ideas

I confess that I laughed, but I still feel bad for Tavros.
>You continue to be sad and alone.

Yeah, that kind of struck a personal chord with me...
:(

>>80217
;A;

>>80233
RUUU-FI-OOOOOOOOOO

Vriska's being a huge jerk, but setting that aside, she's not even vaguely paying attention to the dangerous environment of the game. If Tavros gets killed because she was busy farting around, what happens to their section of SGRUB?

>Tavros, alone and sad.
Andrew, why you gotta break my heart like this?

b-b-but the imps will be his friends right

and maybe his consorts will be mythical creatures called indians!

There better be one hell of a pay off at the end of this or my rage will know no bounds.

>>80251

The imps will feel so sorry for him they'll carry him up the stairs.

>>80255
I hope so

>>80251
I think consorts are always reptilian, from what we've seen.

He could get crocodiles though.

>>80244
if he dies then she loses the game too, the moment hes in real danger she'll serious the fuck up im sure

>>80257
I just hope something comes to help Tavros, and stuff a stick of dynamite down Vriska's throat.

>>80261
Kanaya is Vriska's server player.

She won't be able to stop Vriska from torturing him, but she probably would be able to get her to lay off a bit. Maybe make some ramps.

Or we can hope so anyway.

>>80221

I...I kind of want this to happen.

Really bad.

fuck i'm shipping now, aren't i

  Guess what came up on my playlist reading this.

This is now Vriska's theme in my head.
And Tavros' voice is Freddie Mercury.

>But unfortunately, Rufio is not real. He's imaginary. A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are.

>You continue to be sad and alone.

pft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Andrews going to do this forever. He will keep hitting Tavros in the back of the head with metaphorical paper balls of sadness from the back of the classroom, most of them thrown by Vriska. I love that man.

Tavros had better get some form of payoff in the end...

>>80284
But then he'd stop being such a woob woob woobie and we wouldn't love him as much anymore.

>>80286
He sort of eventually gets some balls. He's a bit more confident post-game when he's trying to troll Dave. I think.

>>80286

Well I think of him as an Iron Woobie so I would just love him even harder.

>>80287
He also gets working legs and is possibly under less pressure as the trolls' game is over.

The trolls flash movie will alternate between the other 11 trolls doing really awesome bad ass things and Tavros having bad things happen to him. Curtains close on Tavros just kinda looking sad.

I'm almost there, Hussie.

Now make him fall out of his chair and cry.

Then I can orgasm.

>>80294

what about Vriska shaking him so hard he falls out of his chair and off the roof

I can see this happening very easily

>>80294

Vriska, get off the internet, you're supposed to be playing SGRUB.

>>80293

Troll flash will just be an interactive "slap Tavros and shake his wheel chair" game.

Someone draw Vriska as lucy pulling the ball away from non-crippled tavros/charlie brown.

>>80297
how did you guess that it's supposed to be secret

>>80298
I forgot about doing that.

>>80300

Yeah just last nigh i was about to call you out on not drawing all my Mean Vriska and Hella Sad Tavros suggestions but i couldn't remeber which artist said they would do it.

>>80300

i am secretly the creative driving force behind homestuck and i give andrew all his ideas

>>80302

Tell him to give every character at least one sexy nude scene tia.

>>80302
Hold your ideas for ransom.

Collect sweet dollars.

>>80302
so why aren't there more bears

you have failed us bea

>>80304

brilliant

>>80303

you're ruining my VISION

>>80305

uhhhhh because the FINAL TWIST of homestuck is that the kids and trolls wear bears all along DUH

>>80306
Bears.
My god.

>>80302

So it's YOUR FAULT Sollux doesn't have a bee bear lusus?

I thought I knew you man.

>>80307

dave is a panda SPOILERS!

>>80308

that was one of the few time i let andrew take control and look

look at the horrible mess he made

(i am still secretly sad about that)

>>80302

So all the wanton cruelty to the common Tavro is your fault. Good work!

>>80311
No, it's MY fault! That other guy is a poser!

I think I've got something figured out for my intentionally crappy Homestuck movie idea. Here, have a preview. If you have any cast changes you'd like to suggest, just say so.

>>80317

John and Jade should be played by the same person to establish similarity.

>>80317

You have this bad habit of coming up with something that only you think is funny and then never ever ever letting it go.

>>80319
Aww, you again? I thought I sated you with that one NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN picture.

Besides, I'm bored easily, and I'm less impulsive than the rest of you.

>>80319
Took the words right out of my mouth.

>>80321
I don't think so.

>>80311
Tavro = plural of Tavros? That would be genius. Tavros is a universal constant and they are all sad and alone.

>>80306
>uhhhhh because the FINAL TWIST of homestuck is that the kids and trolls wear bears all along DUH
>wear bears

1. Open window on "sad and lonely" Tavros being rocked back and forth.
2. Put on music.
3. Watch Tavros window. Laugh and/or baww.

Keeping up with Homestuck is really breaking my IRON WILL pfffthahahaha taking a break from the internet thing.

>you will never climb all those stairs
>Tavrosfeelsbadman.gif

>>80326
I wanted to post something like that, but I gave up on finding a good image.

too slow sockpuppy a goon beat you too it

>>80335
You can never have too much Tavros Brown parodies, it is an impossibility.

Calling dibs on a The Doctor Is In, even though I'll probably forget about it. Maybe multiple ones since there are a lot of people who could be Lucy (Rose, Kanaya, maybe Karkat).

>>80338

kind of like this?

>>80339
yes

with dialogue

>>80317

Michael Cera as Tavros. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

>>80339

Dammit, now I can't read "therapist" without making it "The Rapist".

And it wasn't even something I'd noticed until someone else pointed it out.

>>80342
thats kind of rose's whole chumhandle joke yo

>>80342
Tentacle the rapist?