And later he has a Reed Richards relationship with the girl

Oh man, look at all that product placement.

Really satisfying way to cap off the series. Everyone got a moment to shine, writing was top-notch the whole way through. The short shown before the flick was probably the most creative of Pixar's shorts.

Also, did anyone else notice this little girl from Up in the daycare? Was that an intentional cameo, or just a coincidentally similar design?

>>63823

intentional since Pixar is a very linked world.

That whole opening scene was great. If it was an actual show I'd watch the hell out of it.

>>63823
On that note...

>>63830
... son of a bitch!
That's crafty.

Anyways, I'll just agree with what everyone says. My opinion is just going to mirror theirs anyways.

>>63823
I believe they actually stated the bear in that scene would be in Toy Story 3 right after Up came out.

So does this mean that Boo was actually Jessie's first owner?

>>63839

List of Toy Story 3 Easter Eggs:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=67118

Came back from watching it.
...I cried my eyes out.

I've cried with other pixar movies (and ONLY pixar movies) but this time, was... wow.

...Damn.

Anybody else found it funny how Jessie is tough and what not, but when it comes to romance she's a bit on the helpless side? Seriously Buzz was running circles around her, literally.

>>63861
As the Moff would say of The Doctor, "She was tripping over her shoelaces."

>>63835
They did, actually.

>>63839
...... ;-;

>>63861
Well, considering everything that happened between her and her previous owner before Andy, it only makes sense. Probably compensation for how hurt she was (as well as an obvious nod to the whole '' ideal), and it shines through even more when people (figuratively-speaking) get close to her and she can't help but be helpless.

>>63839
Lolno, Boo's Jessie doll was another Jessie. Sid showed up in the Monsters Inc comic miniseries and tried stealing it and other toys to spare kids from what happened to him, using the door system to get around.

I was completely and totally expecting it to end with them incinerated. It felt like that's what Pixar was aiming for all along.

>>63966

My mind during that scene:
>oh boy, how they gonna get out of this one, right?
>hey, they're really stretching this scene
>okay real funny, Pixar, now get them out of there!
>NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!

lets just bump that post off the front page.

I for one have never much cared for Toy Story as (gasp) it wasn't really part of my childhood, but I kind of want to see it now with all the good stuff I keep hearing.

Also, Andy's voice actor has been the same kid this entire time.

>>64005
> Andy's voice actor has been the same kid this entire time.

That is dedication. And continuity porn.

also, I think everyone is ignoring one of the best parts of the movie.

Part of me hopes that lack of Bo Peep means that something is happening with Ghostbusters 3

Also Andy's last name is Davis something to look for in other movies I guess. Looking for some some connection in UP right now.

when I moved out, I brought one of my favourite childhood toys with me, this little fuzzy yellow plush alligator. I know this was just a movie and a toy is just a toy, but I think I may keep him in my bed tonight instead of up on the shelf ;_;

>>64012
My friends and I were cracking the fuck up every time he was on screen.

My reactions once they get to the dumpster:
>Oh fuck you, Lotso.
>Oh good, Woody's talked Baby over to their side
>Oh FUCK YOU LOTSO
>Oh god, bro team going to save Woody
>Oh shit oh shit oh shit
>FAREWELL BRAVE ALIEN TOYS. You loved the claw too much. ;_;
>Lotso, you asshole. You don't deserve to be rescued.
>Woody and Buzz, bro team of forgiveness
>OH FUCK YOU LOTSO!!
>those faces...that hand holding...Shit, this is it....Is this it? Nobody has a plan! What the fuck, I can't believe this! How could they be saved now? They can't climb out, they're just facing the inevitable, bawwwww, what brave toys....
>Fuck yes, you are the best deus ex machina ever!
>You just got the best fate ever, Lotso.

I was also so happy Woody wasn't split up from the rest of the toys. Great ending with Bonnie.

>>64099

Wonder if Toys still exist in the future of Wall-E Woody and Buzz being all Mad Max traveling through the wasteland..if they could last that long.

>>64104
Well, if you're cared for well enough, I suppose it's possible. Woody's been around for decades.

4chan /co/ was discussing why Woody never mentioned kids before Andy. I wondered about that too, especially since Andy's mom states in TS2 that he's a special family toy, something to that extent anyway.

But its clear Woody has a shit-ton experience. His attempts to make sure everybody was OK up in the attic... ;_;

>>64108

He knows what can happen...out there. No clue. He did mention that he had not seen a record player in ages back in 2. Maybe its the Artoo excuse (Nobody has ever asked him about the before times) Or maybe its a Dr.Who sorta thing where he does have the experiences of the past but each child is a new regeneration.

I can't believe the amount of bitching at IMDb about giving the toys to Bonnie. It's exactly the sort of "MINE! MINE! MIIIIIIIINE!!" mentality that Pixar would abhor. (But that IMDb for you. It's regular4chan for movies.)

I like to think children's attention is like a battery charge to the toy; it gives the toy its life and without it the life fades out but can be restored. (Otherwise, I think Jessie's lengthy motionless stay under the bed in TS2 would've driven her batshit insane.)

>>63966
I thought this might be the case, too. I tried to imagine Toy Afterlife, in which Woody and Bo are reunited, only to vomit until I fell over and smashed my skull on the mantelpiece.

Dear God, I'm trying to compose a theology based on this movie. I must've hurt myself worse than I thought.

>>64153
Seriously? I get the complaints about Bo being missing. Pixar could have easily shown a quick shot of her at Bonnie's. Personally I think it makes the rest of the toys' struggles all the more real, so I'm cool with it.

But to argue that the toys should have stayed in the attic on the off chance that Andy has kids who'd want to play with them is pretty silly.

> Sid showed up in the Monsters Inc comic miniseries and tried stealing it and other toys to spare kids from what happened to him,

...rs?

>>64175
http://www.sendspace.com/file/c6dpsg
Seems to be the only issue of that miniseries up

>>63966
>>63967
I couldn't stop smiling after the claw. The rest of the movie with the big ass grin on my face.

Pixar, you sons of bitches.

I almost cried 2 times

During the dump

and when Andy had a goodbye play with all his toys

>>64316
I did during that final part where he gives them to Bonnie and tells her all about them and to take care of them, but that was it. I was holding it in really fierce for the final third, especially the dump.

>>64380
I broke during the dump scene. ESPECIALLY the incinerator. I had to wipe off the RealD Glasses.

The last scene with Bonnie, hell, any of the scenes with her, were adorable as hell. Her getting the toys at the end left me with the biggest grin. Best end.

Saw it again. It got two solid tears out of me at the end. I blame the 3D.

>>64383
>blaming the 3-D

you big ol' softy

So is there really a Pixarverse or is it just a loose connection of references, because Andy does not deserve WALL-E end.

>>64398
Loose connection of references. It's like people who try to seriously timeline out the Zelda games, or worse, Final Fantasy. It doesn't work because the creator(s) didn't write it with an extended and connected universe in mind.

>>64407
Miyamoto DOES have the Zelda timeline. This is true. Final Fantasy? No. No way. Some of them DO connect via Tactics universe, but, Zelda? They ARE all connected.

>>64438
Although Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass, and Spirit Tracks all exist in a split timeline.

>>64407
Not to mention those yo-yos who try to reconcile "vs. Megalon" Godzilla with "GMK" Godzilla, or the entire forests laid waste to correct some continuity error in All-Fart Comics #73 some sixty years after anyone but the writer stopped giving a damn...

>>64438

Oh come on, there is no timeline at this point.

You can tell they gave up somewhere before or after OoT.

>>64485
I thought OoT was when it became obvious there was a timeline.

>>64438
No, come on. I've seen five different Zelda "timeline theories" none of which can satisfactorily reconcile everything in each game to be contained in one universe. It would be better if people gave up and just enjoyed the games as is without fitting them into a silly time line.

Miyamoto/Nintendo is constantly retconning shit because fans want to believe there is an overall plan. There isn't. They're just games that feature Link, Zelda and Ganon(dorf) almost always.

Back on topic... Have a horrible copy pasta. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and made him pee everywhere on the floor and all over Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!

Woody : " Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU. "

Andy: " Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up in my kawaii ass!"

Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head.

Woody: " Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"

Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.
Andy: " Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!

All of the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside , and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.

Andy: " No wait! guys! My ass cannot hold this much! im getting so full!"

All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

>>64496
I saw that posted earlier on 4chan. Who is the girl on the left??

>>64497

Madison from class of 3000

Is it ever seen/explained what exactly Woody wrote in his note?

>>64506
Probably just something along the lines of "Bonny from around the corner could use some toys."

I will agree those are some damn big eyes

>>64496

Anyone got bigger shots of Molly? Both shots of her that I've seen make her look weird and I need a better look for the Pixar Seek and Find.

>>64521
Ew, that girl on the left looks disgusting.

>>64382
I can't believe people cried. Granted that scene near the end with the fire was pretty god damn horrifying... But as someone learned in film I did a double take, and sat there wondering how they'd get out of it.

"Okay, so they can't shut the fire off, and can't escape on their own. Who could save them? WAIT, The little dudes were heading towards.... FIGURED IT OUT"

And then everything happened just as planned.

>>64610
>I can't believe people cried. Granted that scene near the end with the fire was pretty god damn horrifying... But as someone learned in film I did a double take, and sat there wondering how they'd get out of it.
>as someone learned in film

You just came off pretty darned douchetastic.

>>64610
>FIGURED IT OUT
GOOD FOR YOU, MA'AM.
Asshole.

>>64610>>64611>>64613

Now, let's be nice. Surely we all remember when WE were twelve, and knew it all, and outsmarted a G-rated film by figuring out that it wasn't going to brutally kill off all its characters.

Remember how your cheeks burned when you tried to spoil everyone else's enjoyment with your brilliant deductions, and they declined to appreciate your genius (in the rudest terms possible)?

>>64610
Since Pixar already had the balls to essentially kill off (remove from Andy's toy family) Wheezy, RC and Bo, I assumed that the truck ran over the three aliens, killing them as they walked to the claw. I was honestly convinced and horrified that the Potatos' kids were dead.

So I never even thought of somebody coming to the rescue for the gang in the incinerator.

One day, Bonnie runs into her room, having returned from a shopping trip with her mother; her lamp broke and she needed a new one. She excitedly unpacks it and sets it up on her side table before heading to the kitchen for a snack.

The toys curiously venture to the table to see what Bonnie has brought home. And there on the table is a familiar figurine in a pink bonnet, accompanied by a trio of sheep...

Overcome with joy, Woody rushes to her. He embraces her tightly, telling her he missed her, he's so happy to see her, he never wants to lose her again.

But she pushes him away and says one simple heartbreaking phrase..."I'm sorry, do I know you?"

She is Bo Peep.

But she is not his Bo Peep.

>>64625
D:

>>64624
I know! I totally thought they were dead! Loud gasps all around.

>>64625

>>64625

Molly peeked her head into her brother's room. "Andy? You in here?" She said, looking around. Her mouth curved into a devious smile as she tip-toed to the garbage bag full of old toys. "Alright, there's gotta be something in here..." she said to herself, digging through the toys until one caught her eye. It was a cute cowgirl doll, with red yarn hair and a big, happy smile. Molly held it up and admired the delicate fabrics of its clothing, the soft but cold plastic of her small hands... she grinned and walked out of Andy's room, holding the cowgirl doll behind her back. "Just because Andy's done with you doesn't mean I am..." she whispered, "Come on... let's go 'play' for awhile..."

Such strange tales. from /co/

>>64645
...not sure if want...

>>64645
Nononononononononono

>>64651>>64666

It was a four part story...yeah. Better than the Andy stuff though.

>>64669
>It was a four part story...yeah

Morbid curiosity compels me to read the rest.

>>64674

its just Molly using Jessie as a sex toy and Jessie being a little confused about it. I think someone wrote it up because people were wondering why his sister didn't get any of the toys..course that is a good point in general. I mean Jessie was looking to have a kinship with Molly..not in the way the story went but..something other than being Bazooka Jane or whatever Andy was calling her. wonder if he ever found out the origins of Woody, Jessi and Bullseye

>>64734
Molly's an Ipod kid. She doesn't play with toys. I don't remember if she asked for Andy's toys or not, but I doubt she really wanted them or would actually play with them.

>>64780
She didn't, and gave away one of few toys she had (Barbie) away.

>>64798

same thing that went down with Jessie..harsh

>>64805

*clang*

>>64805
That monkey scared the piss out of me.

Where's your kid now?

>>64815

Spanish, sexually confident, Buzz Lightyear made me laugh so hard every time he was on screen. Amazing film with really good closure.

Damn you Pixar! How dare you make not one but TWO fantastic Disney sequels!

I can not wait for this to be released next year. God, it's like perfection, in a box.

>>65039
DAY ONE.

...THEN I'll get myself a PS3.

>>65039
Bought.

>>65039
I'm just so happy to see The Incredibles coming to Blu Ray.

>>65039
This intrigues me, but seeing as I have Up and TS1 on Blu-Ray already, not to mention the rest of the Pixar DVDs, it'll take quite a bit to convince me.

I want it now. Dear lord, I want it now

>>65126

I was definitely expecting this to happen during that scene. Trying to fight back tears...can't..

>>65126

If Buzz, or any of them had done this it would've been Game Over for me.

>>65039
Oh god. I have quite a few Pixar movies on DVD or Blu-Ray already, but fuck that is tempting.

Maybe I could get it for Christmas or something. When can I preorder?

>>65039
Actually, I'm becoming skeptical. I can't find diddly on Google on this.

>>65039

If only I wasn't so poor.

Watched it yesterday.
As I stated before: Tears of Glory ;A;
I felt touched, and moved.

>>63966
>>64099
>>64382
>>64568
That moment got me too. Bang.

>>64521
Yeah, she's jus adorable. :3

>>64815
>>64831
MOTHERFUCKER

Also, delicious karma is delicious. Right, Lotso?

>>65039
Sold

>>65126
;A;

Oh yeah!

>>63853
Now you are aware that Wall-E and Toy Story 3 share the same universe.

>>65248

Also up Up, Bugs Life and the comic established Monsters Inc

I liked that Woody still had the makeshift stitch job Andy gave him at the end of the second film. Somewhere along the line, he lost some stuffing, though.

>>65248
I was aware of that when we saw Rex in Wall-E's trailer.

... He looks so lonely... and worn...

>>65318
So wait Pixar movies do have a shared timeline?

>>65319
Uh, yeah man.
They don't outright say it, but as long as they don't deny it, the evidence and theory is all there.

>>65319
"HI THERE, I WILL BE CHASING YOU NOW BALDING SQUIRREL"

Last night I had this awesome dream about Woody and Buzz sitting around, YEARS in the future, saying stuff like
"Sarah, she was good."
"Can't forget Sarah. What about Michael?"
"Michael was a chewer. He was a little odd."
"Oh yeah, definitely. Now, Grant, he was my number 1."
"Besides Andy, you mean."
"Of course. Besides Andy.

>>65349
;_;

I'm so so sad that I can't see this film yet. Europe is shit tier.

>>65349

He its like The Doctor talking about his past companions

>>65368
Whoa, that's spot on.

Woody's life seemed to be falling before his eyes. He continued his life as a toy and welcomed the hours he and Bonnie would play but he could not put out the thought of Bo Peep from his mind. He played day after day but nothing could take his mind off of her. Eventually Bonnie too grew too old for her toys and gave them to her cousin who lived far in another state. Woody and the others had great fun with the same old gang and with new toys. But sometimes at night he would hear Buzz and Jess play "romance" and he would weep. Weep for his beloved Bo Peep. The day came that they were to be put "in the attic" a fate that Woody disliked but it was better than being thrown away. He was the first to emerge from the box and explore his new surroundings. He looked high and low to become familiar with his new home. When he heard a small voice behind him. "Woody...?" it weakly called out to him. He turned and it spoke to him again. "I've lost my sheep. Can you help me?" she said as she stepped out of the shadows. It was Bo! but there was something different. Her head, actually most of her body was covered in black paint. "Woody, I cant see. The paint, Woody, there was so much paint. That is you right Woody? You'd never leave me, right Woody?".

Madness.

Lotso spent months strapped to that garbage truck, breathing in horrible smells, getting pelted by stray gunk, listening to the cruel heckling of his grill-mates. Immobilized, never played with, never even having the luxury of rest... Lotso had truly found hell.

But then something unexpected happened. The garbageman who had picked him up and strapped him to the grill of his truck received a visitor at the dump. His wife had come to bring him something, and seeing his truck, she laughed a little at her husband's strange hobby.

But... that laugh... could it be?

Lotso continued remaining still. He couldn't risk being seen moving. What had the garbageman called his wife? No, it couldn't be. But... she was coming this way. She was looking right at him. She explained that she had a Lotso bear once... two, actually, because she lost one and her parents bought her another. She wonders whatever happened to the first one... her husband muses that maybe this is the one. He unstraps Lotso from the grill, and hands him over. Humoring him, the wife inspects the bear... and to her surprise, she finds her name written on his tag.

Feeling sorry for the poor abandoned bear, she decides to take him home, clean him up, and keep him in her office. Every so often, when nobody else is home, she plays with Lotso a little. She feels silly doing this, but she realizes she has a bond of sorts with the old, abused bear. Sometimes, her husband catches her, and just laughs.

"Oh Daisy, you really love that old piece of junk, don't you?"

You know what's funny?
Andy was the voice of Pepper from Lego Island.
Now that he's all grown up, and now that Toy Story is over, maybe it really is the end of your childhood.

This movie was great. A return to Nightmare Fuel and Bambi's Mom, the kind of movie kids'll be writing about in Nostalgia threads ten years from now along with frequent use of the words THAT FUCKING SCENE. And they could be talking about any scene in the movie, from the opening that called back memories of the first film, to stealing Andy's cellphone just to get him to look in the toy box, Hell I'd just end up listing every scene in the film.

Toy Story 3 and Princess and the Frog give me hope for the future of animation.

So wait, wait...toys have souls, and they're more or less immortal, and they live lives of hardship and heartbreak...Are they the bottom rung of the reincarnation ladder? Would it not therefore have been better for them to have been melted, and thus not have to live for decades, if not centuries, of neglect, abuse, lonliness, and sorrow?

>Has seen the movie three times.

So yeah, that rumour about that little girl being Boo? I thinks it true, based on the fact that she actually does go 'Boo!' while playing with the toys.

"Happy birthday, Bonnie. I've been waiting until I thought you were old enough for this."

"Woooow! Mom, it's so pretty! Thank you! Oh, neat, you can take this off...!"

"You're welcome, Honey. Oh...! Now, be careful with that. We don't want it breaking, do we? Let's just set it here for now. Now, let's go downstairs. It's almost time for your friends to start showing up!"

As Bonnie and her mother leave the room, the toys begin to excitedly chatter about what gifts she might get.

"I wonder if she'll get any of those new fashion dolls? One of the cute ones!"

"Ooh, maybe she'll get some nice new critters!"

"Let's hope she gets something non-threatening, like a sweater."

Climbing on to the bed Woody chuckles to himself; it was like old times again. As he leaned back into the pillow, tipping his hat forward, he looked back on fond memories, the army men marching (could you call that marching?) downstairs, the toys in Andy's room nervous and excited all at the same time. Everyone together...Him, Buzz, Wheezy, Slink, Etch, Lenny, Potatohead, Hamm and...and...

"Woody?"

He jumps, startled, and looks in the direction of the voice. There, on the side table, stands a familiar figurine. Her painted blue eyes look back at him, full of love, her rosy cheeks and pink lips as beautiful as he remembered. There is a tightness in his chest as his lips seem to form a smile all on their own.

Is it real?

It's too good to be real.

It's too good not to be real.

He hasn't felt like this in a long time.

And it's wonderful.

>>65821

And I see a "Kitty" yea its a good shot that its her.

>>65412
This is lame pasta.

(Prequel-y thing for when Woody was new and owned by Andy's dad.)

"It's time for dinner!"
"Sure, Mom!"

The boy, eager for the meal, scrambles out of the room and into the kitchen and lets his new cowboy doll fall to the ground in a heap.

He gets to his feet and replaces his hat on his head.

"That...went a lot better than expected," he says to himself, surveying his fellow toys scattered across the floor. The porcelain figure he'd been rescuing, a little ball, some cardboard boxes that'd served as buildings, and the action figure who'd been his comrade in the day's play--

--wait. Wait. Woody furrows his eyebrow and raises a little plastic hand to point at the now empty bit of floor: "Where's Combat Ca--"

Something solid collides with the back of his head; he's out cold before he hits the floor again.

---

"Ugh, my head--OW!"

He's been slapped in the face with a plastic hand. A very forceful plastic hand.

"What was that for?!" Woody yells.

"Quiet, soldier!"

It is then that Woody becomes aware of his surroundings. He's tied to a rollerskate with a shoelace. A Raggedy Andy doll is on a table above him, holding a squirt gun--a single drop lands square between his eyes, and he has a nasty feeling that it's not going to end there.

A desk lamp's pointed in his face; he squints through the light.

The Combat Carl looks down at him, contempt in his face. "I've got some questions for you, soldier, and until they're answered, you are not leaving. Is that clear?"

...Well, damn. And his hat's gone, too.

This is going to be a long night.

  : D

>>65886
oh that was sweet. Nice way of rehashing dialog.

I am already jonesing for a director's/writer's commentary on TS3.

Would you?

>>65934

Yep we know transplants work so eventually I could get her a body that would suit her. Given her size...I'd say something from the Triad line would work.

My face during the incineration scene. I had to work to keep from sobbing. ;-;

One thing, why did everyone act like Andy was leaving FOREVER? He's coming back for Christmas. You don't have to... take off his bedding and everything. That room was so empty.

>>65934
... Maybe.

>>65946
Mayb his mom is going to turn it into an office, like my dad did to my room ten minutes after I moved out.

I just saw it with the family. I was holding off on it because I wanted to see it with my brother.
We all cried so hard.

Saw it today.

Not to sound like I didn't think it was awesome (it was), but it was a pretty big step down from Up. Still, I was holding in tears at a few parts, even if I actually shed them (like I was constantly forced to in Up).

Also I made this, and it is pretty badly done.

>>65993
I pretty much concur.

"Hey. You out there, Bo? Heh. You, uh...you never did find anyone to watch your sheep, did you? Remember...remember that time I saved you from One Eyed Bart? Or...Or when Buzz and I rescued you after the, haha, The "Evil Dr. Porkchop" tied you to the railroad tracks. ...Yeah. Yeah, you remember.
Hey.
Bo?
...I miss you."

During the incineration scene, I first thought Barbie and Ken would save them. I didn't quite cry, but I wanted to. And that feeling lasted sooo long. Pretty much from the incinerator to the end.

Woody: Alright, I've got a plan guys... just, let me do the talking. Ahem. Excuse me. Sid? Sid Phillips?

Sid: Huh? Yeah?

(Sid looks down. Dem fucking toys.)

Sid: WHAT?! No, no! NO! Go away! Leave me alone!

Woody: Sid! Sid! Hey!

Sid: I swear man, I didn't do any more of that stuff, I swear! I've never even touched a toy again! Oh man, people thought I was crazy... I thought I was crazy... this isn't real, this isn't real, remember what Dr. Waxler said, it's all in your hear, Sid, it's all in your-

Woody: Sid! HEY! CAN YOU LISTEN FOR A MOMENT? We're not mad at you, okay? You've stopped all that, and that's great, you've made some great progress, but right now, I need you to listen.

Sid: Okay... okay... the cowboy wants to talk. He's got a Buzz Lightyear, and some other guys, and... okay... okay... what did you want to talk about?

Woody: We need a ride. It's on your route, too. Think you could help us out?

Sid: I... uh...

Buzz: We're short on time here, friend.

Jessie: It would really mean a lot to us!

Sid: I... yeah... okay... I think I can do that...

>>66083
Sid is silently driving the truck, while the toys ride in the passenger's seat. Something unusually peppy is playing on the radio during this awkward silence.

Buzz: So whatever happened to all of those mutant toys?

Sid: I... don't know. They're still out there... somewhere... coming for me...

Woody: No, you said you'd stop, they won't-

Sid: They're coming for me! If you're real, they're real! They'll find me! They'll get me!

Woody: No, Sid- no, they won't get you, okay? You've been good, right?

Sid nods nervously.

Woody: There you go! You have nothing to be afraid of.

They sit in silence for another moment.

Buzz: Unless you're lying.

Sid: I'm not! I'M NOT!

>>65997
Even after everything he did I simply could not bring myself to hate him. I guess I have a thing for tragic villains. Or fluffy teddy bears

>>66084
I feel kinda bad for Sid. I mean, he was obviously a creative kid, he could've gone on to be some kind of engineer or something.

>>66105
We can pretend the garbage job is what he does to make a living while he's going to school, working his way towards an engineering degree.

Some people strip, some people work for the Tri-County landfill.

>>66143

What's the difference?!

>>66147
well one place is hot, dank and filled with decades of decay and has strange odors and fluids emanating from it with ratlike creatures scurrying around and the other is a landfill.

>>66143
Not after what he's been through, he needs to find out how to put an end to the tyranny of toys and the easiest way to test out his experiments in peace is where no one will care what he does to them, where they have already been labeled as worthless.

...wait a minute. How did Slinky get off the magnet? Did they explain it and I just blanked out at that part?

>>66188
I don't think they ever explained that; I just assumed the magnet ceiling conveyor thing only went so far.

>>66190
But that doesn't explain why everything else was stuck too the ceiling.
Oh well. It's No big deal.

>>66188
Maybe they all grabbed on to him to weigh him down? But to be honest, I think it's just a plot hole.

>>66084
When the first movie came out I had a nightmare that I was playing with a normal Woody doll and he came to life to strangle me to death. So I feel kinda sorry for Sid.

>>66152
Silly, he wouldn't be experimenting on toys after what he's been through!

>>66218
They weren't stuck, everyone but Slinky deliberately grabbed onto something metal to avoid getting chopped up.

>>66250
He's working at a dump. A place where every now and again he'll see pieces of toys stumble about like the undead or hear their moans for some child. He has to make them permanently inanimate if wants any peace.

>>66259
> everything else
I was talking about the fan, cheese grader and the like. Not everyone else. What confused me was that Slinky was pulled up because of his metal property; however, after the shredder, he is seen on the ground despite the metallic appliances still being stuck on the roof.
But really, it's a pretty minor pothole. One I can easily overlook for the sake of the story.

...I'll just pretend I'm getting it for my 'niece'.

That does explain why Andy latched on to Woody for as long as he did.

>>66674

Nice, who made it?

>>66677
No clue.

>>66677
http://opallynn.deviantart.com/art/PREVIEW-Toy-Story-Collage-168886794

>>64645
Where can I find the rest of this?

Okay so. Buzz and Woody both had their own TV shows, their own universe, their own canon. Why did Buzz have all the memories and skills of a trained space marine and Woody doesn't know shit about his origins?

>>66761

Nature of the Toy? Woody was Cowboy Doll First and Woody the Cowboy second and as we saw with Buzz he was Hardwired to be Buzz Lightyear from the start.

>>66761
I think Woody's universe wasn't established til the toy himself became a hit (thus bringing in Jessie, Bullseye, and co.), whereas Buzz the toy and the rest of his spinoffs came in all at once.

>>66761
The childhood dream of being a Cowboy had already fallen to the adventures of the Spaceman before we see Woody. In the first movie he's already accepted being a toy to the point of acting more like a caretaker then some Hollywood inspired Hero of the West. Probably in the past he tried to fashion lassoes out of string and try to uphold the law while his kid wasn't looking but he's grown around the suburban reality he is in now.

>>66810
Beautiful.
So beautiful I wept.

>Trying desperately to get my stupid faggot of a best friend to watch this movie.
>"Hurr I can't watch Toy Story, I'm 18. Besides Toy Story 2 ruined the franchise."
>"How the hell did it do that?"
>"The new characters."
>"What about them?"
>He refuses to respond.
He also won't see UP because "it's just a stupid kiddie movie," refuses to see Watchmen or the Dark Knight because they're about superheroes, and thinks District 9 has no plot. Meanwhile, he likes the Transformers movies. I honestly don't know why I bother trying.

>>66939
Sounds a bit like a level 3 thinker.
Full of unconscious prejudice, ignorance and hypocrisy.

>>66939
Some people have to lash out constantly or complete strangers might think (realize) they're "pussies" (insecure to the verge of breakdown), and the "blank wall wins" (cf: "tl;dr") response is their security blanket.

WHY YOU WASTIN' YOU TIME, BRO

>>66939
Find some better friends. This one sounds like an utter cock.

Who wants to get an idea of how much of a bullet we dodged from the Circle 7 plans for Toy Story 3?

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=32667

http://www.shanezalvin.com/?fa=design&sectionid=toystory3

>>66960

Looks more like we dodged an incendiary airstrike.

>>66951
>>66953
>>66957
Well he's one of the few people that puts up with my own bullshit, and when I can actually sit the fucker down for a GOOD film/series/game or whatever he'll usually enjoy it. Baccano and Metal Gear Solid 2/3 come to mind.

>>66960
By pure co-winky-dink, THIS just went up at Evil Meatball vs. Cat.
Scissors.
Heh.

>>66969
inb4 lesbian scissoring jokes

>>66939
It's a part of having friends. You may dislike it now, but in the end, it's the little disagreements that keep you blokes together.

>>67055
I'm aware of that.

It's probably a poor metaphor, but we're kind of like Gabe and Tycho (without the talent, fame, or money of course) ...though ironically it's him that's tried to get ME to watch Mad Men and I never did get around to that.

>>67070
Maybe he doesn't want to get depressed by another Pixar movie. Sadness seems to be their main export these days.

>>67071
Yeah, no that's not it. He's just kind of an idiot. Oh lord the rage I felt at his "But PC shooters suck compared to Xbox ones" remark.

But I'm derailing the thread, so I'll stop now.

Spanish Buzz does things to me.

  >>67126
....Just go with it?

So, what did they do with Spanish Buzz for the Spanish release of Toy Story 3?

>>67424
...English?

>>67429

Swedish!

>>67424

German, maybe.

Like when that Futurama episode that featured a "dead language translator" (which was French). When the episode was dubbed into French, they used German as the joke instead.

>>67448
Except then how do they explain the dancing? The joke is completely lost.

I think in this case they'll just have to bite the bullet.

>>67449

They might just go with another dialect, like the Mexican release has him speaking Barcelonan, and Spain has him speaking with a Portugese accent or something.

>>67449
Maybe it's just subtitled.
Kids like subtitles on their cartoons, right?

>>67424
...I dunno. I saw the subtitled version, so I don't know what they did with the spanish dub.
Maybe they did a Catalan?

>>67453
They just had him act the way Americans think straight-up stereotypical Spaniards act. So when they take it to Spain, they just substitute it with a language and culture that Spain thinks acts like that.

Well, if you wanna feel 7 again and recapture all the joy and wonder you felt in the world, then yeah.

Also this is the only 3rd movie I can think of that is better than it's two original movies.

I WANT THEM

>>67621
Fuck yeah, Little Peas!

> Instead of starting that movie off with a train robbery, Unkrich & Co. originally toyed with beginning their film with a riff on “High Noon.” Where Woody and Buzz would initially meet on a quiet western street, seemingly headed into a classic showdown …

>>67669
>… only to then have this tension-filled sequence take a radical left turn. As all the buildings in this western town fall on their sides as this showdown sequence suddenly morphs into a “Hannah Montana” –style music video which was when we learned that Andy’s younger sister had inherited her brother's toys. More importantly, that Molly is now using Andy’s old playthings to live out her tween fantasies.

>>67671
We dodged a fucking missile there.

Part of me says I should be annoyed by this, but that part is very small and is beaten down by the part of me that yells "SO DAMN CUTE".

>>67673
The original idea of Lotso as an actual Care Bear could have been interesting though.

>>67823
This would be funnier without the topright bit.

>>67669
>Oh ok this looks pretty aweso
>>67671

>>67823

>>67834
It does give reason for the toys wanting to be donated: They want to keep what's left of their dignity

>>67674

I want this. Now. The artist says she's planning a mini-comic, but I want some writefag to give us some fic.

>>68059
Please don't do this.

>>68072 That's what yo mama said last night...but I still did it.

>>68059
Fffffff....
You know what? no. Sorry, can't do it this time. I don't mind the chaste romance going on in the movie, but srsly? They're toys. Feels weird man.

There are 10 mature rated stories on FF.net in the Toy Story category. FUCK.

>>68179
Only 10?

>>68072
Oh, get off it. This is like Kigo; you have the option of ignoring it.

>>68179
We have romance among franchises based on aliens of every shape and size, robots of every level of sapience, and interspecies relationships out the ass, and the toys getting married bothers you??

>>68179
I've seen Pong porn on ff.net.

>>68325
I never said I was rational in my likes and dislikes.

Jeez guys, I wasn't specifically requesting porn. Banter and flirting is good enough for me.

My secret theory is that Andy grows up, gets married, and moves back to his old neighborhood to raise his kids...and by the time they're old enough to play with toys, Bonnie's old enough to babysit...

>>68400
And then Bonnie grows up, gets married, and has kids, and by the time they grow up Andy's kid is old enough to babysit...

>>68403
And then Andy's kid has kids old enough to play with toys by the time that Bonnie's kid is old enough to babysit...

>>68403
And so on and so forth until 2012.

>>67669
>>67671

hey, figment, where did you come across these images?

I've been searching like a mad man trying to find concept art or a blog from animators and stuff of the sort to no avail.

>>68681
From Jim Hill's review of the artbook.

You know who I don't like? Hamm. For some reason he just seems like such a dick. I think it's because of the first movie where he kept fucking everything up for Woody.

>>68840
Nah, it was Potato Head who kept being a douche.

>>68840
Speaking of which, did the opening scene with Hamm's ship make anyone else think of the Pigmask Army from Mother 3? The theme played in my head the moment I saw it.

>>65139

Oh you fuck. I love you. Not only did you post the first movie that came to mind for me after watching that almost traumatizing scene, you obviously felt the same way. Goddamn it internets, you never cease to surprise me. I actually almost thought for a second that no one else was reminded of the moment in T2. But for it to even be posted, with all the similarities between the two scenes..just...wow...Thx man. Those were moments that really made me baw like no other in cinema. Though I was around 8 or 9 when I first saw Terminator, that one moment really meant alot to me. Even with all the amazing cgi now shit is just so classic and well done.

>>68840

That would be Potato head AND Ham. They never believe woody and are always the first to start some shit, and when it's all over act like every things alright.

  >>68845

Brother.

So, /co/... which Toy Story is your favorite? Right now I would say mine is 3, but I might be biased because I'm still on a high from seeing it again earlier today.

>>68881
I'd be willing to say that 3 and 1 rank up pretty high for me.

the second felt like a small detour for a single character to be introduced, almost like a side trip. I still find the whole "welcome back, Andy" and new toys without any explanation retarded.

3 just pressed my shipping buttons the right way and was just great.

>>68866

FFFF-

Also, don't get mad but...I'm actually a femanon. Though trust me 'bro shit' is always relevant to me. Hope you still feel the same way I do about this...

>>68866

>>70410
>>70411

>>68866

>>68866
Oh Goddammit Doom.
;________;

So glad I requested this

>>70729

>>70729
ffffffffff Bonnie is so cute. She looks exactly like my little cousin, and now I'm tempted to buy her a Woody doll...

>>70729
>>70741
HNNNNNNNNGH

Colored version of >>70729

>>70781

DO IT
SO ADORABLE

>>70941
>>70741
:3

Oh god
Bonnie meeting Totoro is too much
I'm having a fucking childhood-induced cuteness meltdown.

>>70945
>>70781

DO IT FAGGOT

Went to see it again with some friends tonight, and we came up with the worst possible end for Toy Story.

Spoilered because holy fuck I am so so sorry I don't know how we came up with this we are the worst people.

Toy Story 4:
Bonnie dies of leukemia at at age 6. At her wake, Andy places the toys in her coffin, and they are buried with her.

>>72189
Your idea is bad and you should feel bad

>>72194
You have no idea.

>>72189
if they made it out of sunnyside, they can make it out of a coffin.

Speaking of Bonnie, I can't find any pictures of her online at all. Little help, please? Preferably not from video taken in a movie theater.

  >>72197
I'm not sure if Toys can manage to do something like this though.

>>72234
You underestimate buzz's karate chop action, which wasn't even used during him being overtaken by lotso's lackeys. Totally nerfed.

I mean was I the only one that felt that buzz kicked more ass when deluded?

>>72237
He seems to lose the confidence to kick ass when sane, yeah.

>>72189
This is where my "child's attention = life force" idea from >>>64153
comes in handy, as otherwise I would be vomiting and slashing my wrists right now.

JESUS DOOD

>>72237
Where did you get that Buzz/Warp pic.

>>72303
pixv

pretty crazy

Has anyone else read this? If not, you fuckers totally should. It's like if Toy Story was written by Stephen King and edited by Tim Burton.

Oh wow.

>>72642

All these toys are not only distasteful, but major spoilers!