Alcoholic or otherwise? Because worst overall drink would be this one thing where my brother would put this sweet tea powder into seltzer water.

I'm drawing a blank here.

advocaat

always advocaat

The previous tenants in my apartment left a dirt cheap bottle of Chardonnay in the fridge. Good lord that stuff was terrible. One sip nearly made my hair stand up.

Also I'm kind of a nerd about orange juice. I can't stand the cheap stuff.

I bought this wine called "Kelly's" because it had my name in it and I thought that was funny. It was like five bucks a jug, had an abnormally high alcohol content for a wine and tasted kind of like thick, overly sweet spoiled grape juice

Irish Blend flavoured Java Monster Energy .

I have a mantra of "when in doubt, pick the green one" as green is my favourite colour and it cuts down on the time I spend heming and hawing about flavours.

This is one of the only times it has failed me.

>>3915
Never have I been so disappointed in a drink as I was with that. The rest of the Java Monster line is pretty good, though. Especially the chai flavored one.

Week old horse piss.

No I'm not kidding.

Yes, my friends are assholes.

I don't care WHAT people say about it.

Lapsang Souchong.

>>3911

>Orange juice

This. I can't stand Tropicana. Simply Orange is bearable...sometimes...I think it varies by batch. And don't even get me started on Minute Maid!

A drink called a "brain hemorrhage" or something close. What made it special was that is was a cream based shot but then you were supposed to float a lime on top and down it before it curdled.

I puked so hard.

Ooh, and an "upchuck".

>>3939
There's a bagel shop on my campus that makes their own orange juice. Sometimes it's bitter and gross, usually it's awesome, and occasionally it's like drinking sunshine. One of these days I need to find out what oranges they're using.

I tried a bit of Choco-vine once. I only sipped it but it wasn't horrible. I wouldn't buy a bottle of it though.

When I was younger I had a bad habit of taking other people's bottles of pop from the fridge and drinking them without permission. My parents and sister were pretty annoyed with this. So my sister decided to concoct revenge by filling an empty bottle of 7Up with her urine and then leaving the soda for me to drink.

She was kind of a little too eager to get me to drink it.

"Hey sis, I have a bottle of 7UP in the fridge. Do you want it?"
"No, I'm good."
"Serious, I don't want it so you can have it!"
"...Thanks but I'm fine."
".....I'll go pour it into a glass for you."

At this point I should have suspected something. Curse you, ADHD and your ridiculous hyper-/focusing. Instead, I didn't really pick up on the vibes and took a sip of this rather large glass of still warm piss.

In the end my parents were amused (said I got what was coming to me) and they punished my sister for pushing me instead of just waiting for me to take the bottle.

There is nothing worse in this world than really cheap, really dry white wine.

Surprised that we still haven't said "OJ after brushing your teeth" yet.

For a dare I took a sip of the stuff my dad had to drink the day before his colonoscopy. It was about two gallons of clear water-like liquid.

My God.

Man was never meant to consume that substance. My entire body rebelled at the taste. And the stupid "flavor" packets you could put in it only made it worse! I can only describe the taste as "plastic water."

ugh, I get chills just thinking about it.

>>3999
Barium?

>>4000
I think that's for CT scans. It might have been some kind of fluid to flush the bowels out so they could see things with the camera.

>>4000

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

>>4001
Yeah, it'll definitely give you the runs like nothing else. It's supposed to completely flush you out until there's literally nothing left to poop.

>>3917
Tell us the story.

>>3999
This
I had some digestive problems when I was a small child, and I had a colonoscopy (or something like it) as a result. The stuff they gave me was carbonated for some reason, and was without a doubt the worst thing I've ever tasted.

>>4000
Barium's not that bad. It's thick enough to trigger your gag reflex, but the taste isn't all that remarkable.

It's like drinking chalk.

>>4067
>not that bad
>like drinking chalk