Surely, you JEST!

Nothing could compare to the divine flavour-tempest that is Fruit Stripe!

...Does it at least last longer? I know it should, considering that's Stride's shtick, but it seems impossible to have a piece of gum that tastes like that, and have the flavor last longer than 90 seconds.

>>3856
It does, and it's great.

I've been chewing on this piece for like an hour.

Gum is fucking disgusting. Eugh.

>>3858
Señor, why must you hate all that I love?

>>3859

Secret plan yet to be revealed

If it doesn't come with the infuriatingly persistent tattoos on the wrapper of every stick, no deal.

>>3861
So what you're saying is I have to go through the trouble of buying a pack of fruit stripe gum and jamming stride mystery gum inside of it just so you can get your tongue tattoos?

Why are women so hard to please!

I love the Stride commercials.

>>3866
"Leave the ram."

...Instead, let's all just get zebra fruit stripe gum...

>>3869
That would just gum up the works, anon.