The old thread still has another 40 posts until bump limit. Get some lotion for your trigger finger goddayum.

The threads take forever to load when they get huge, sometimes Doom locks them when they start getting big so people will move onto a new one but he's lost in the desert right now.

>>275504

>Forever to load

WAT?

>>275505
Sometimes people's internet connections suck. Shock and amazement.

Hey, Canadian /co/mrades, what is there to do in Vancouver?

Apparently one of my classes is signed up to an art show, and we are flying there for a week.

I really should pay more attention.

>>275495
I sometimes read post numbers like clocks when I'm drunk tired.
Anyway, it's made. Deal with it.

>>275507
This is a question for Askal

The guys staggering around in the hallway sound more like cartoon parodies of drunk people than actual boozed-up college students.

>mfw a european called a cup a "drinky winky sippy whippy" near me

>>275530
Europe sounds awesome!

>mfw a Canadian cut down the trees in my yard near me

>>275530
It's not uncommon.

>>275532
Second nature.

>Get up
>Take out trash
>Get own food
>Get asked to get some Garlic down
>Ask what kind of Garlic
>get yelled at for trying to start shit

I'm kinda stressing out here. I need to get to the airport the 25th, but no bus is leaving town after 21:00, so how the fuck am I supposed to get to the fucking airport then?
I fucking hate this city sometimes.

>>275532
Canadians love cutting down trees. But they want a wooded Canada.
Solution: they cut down American trees.

A broken tailbone is quite possibly the most miserable thing ever.

>keep getting the "Gee Anon, you're so pretty/funny/awesome. We don't get why you're single, but you'll find someone sooner or later!" speech ALL FUCKING WEEKEND
>four friends (all couples) invite me into their cuddle puddle
>ask a guy I hooked up with last semester to join us so I won't be the fifth wheel and he says no
>politely decline
>browse 4chan and go to bed alone

At least I have alcohol.

>>275701
Ether take a cab, or suck it up and spend a night at the airport.
Unless you have bro that's got a car and willing to drive you.

>>275705
>>At least I have alcohol.

And us! Please don't forget about us!

Exactly the thing that shouldn't have happened is happening this election, it seems. Bloody politics.

>>275706
That's the point! I am trying to spend the night at the airport! I am taking a place at 06:00 AM on Sunday, and I am working until 20:00 on Saturday, so I was planning on just going to the airport after work.
BUT NO BUSSES LOL.
And oh my god taxis are so expensive, it'll cost me at least 80 dollars just to take a goddamn taxi.
Buuuhhhhh.

Running YuGiOh games hung over is never as smooth as I think it's going to be the night before.

>>275710
?

Whoever did the design on Peeta for this cover seems to translate "stocky teenage boy" into "baby Cloud Strife"

  Delicious rage, you must eat it.

>>275705
Not to kick you in the ribs when you're down, but do you imagine there's anybody that does find you attractive that you just don't want to go in that direction with?
Just sayajin'.

>need to scan something for the first time in a few months
>time to get my scanner back from babby sister
>absolutely covered in dust and dog hair
>including the bed

holy balls I just made a green tomato pie

it's really freaking delicious, I'm not sure how to describe it. I put in a bit of apple, squash, and onion as well, just enough sugar and a bit of salt, cinnamon, and black pepper. It's not quite dessert, not quite a savory, but it's fucking amazing.

dammit comrade this goes on /ck/

but i wanted you all to know

>4chan is down
>tumblr is spazzing out
>lj is slow as fuck

>>275741

Are you me? I just made one of those yesterday!

I feel like taking up a name ever since the comic con meet-up but god help me I can't think of one.

>>275750

red lantern is that you?

>>275705
>Call parents each night from college
>"You're bored at college when you're not studying or at club meetings? Get a girlfriend."
>every. fucking. night.
>never had a relationship last more than a week
>never really had any dates

I don't give a fuck anymore.

>>275755
>Your parents are trying to tell you to get a life
>baaaaaaaaw fuck my life
Bro I found your problem.

No really. Not trying to be a dick, but you only have yourself to blame here. It doesn't need to be a goilfirend, but fuck man go out an do something.

>>275750

RAINBOW KYLE

>>275747
whoaaa

did you have a delicious aneurysm too?

I found a picture of Bea

>>275751>>275759

hi guys

>>275750
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

>>275730
Man, I have bought that entire series for my sister and I still haven't read it.

>>275766
Someone put the audio books on the server, it's really good. I avoided it because they presented it to me as "Post apocalyptic deathmatch teen romance for girls" but I'm pretty impressed by how they carried it out.

>>275764
>>SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

>>275769
I haven't gotten around to it because a)my sister lived in Kingston and I couldn't borrow the books from her b)my sister tends to like the girly romancey-but-not-too-sappy shit and that's not my cuppa. But all I've been hearing is good things, and there's supposed to be a moving coming out, so I'll have to get around to it eventually.
Maybe I'll dl the audiobooks to listen to at work.

>>275770
NO WE ONLY DO IT ONCE

>>275770
>>275779
I love you guys so hard right now.

>>275771
Yeah, I really appreciate the way they do romance with the character in these because it's mostly just "Hey girl I think I'm in love with you." "NO. THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT."

I'm not even spoiling anything with that, really.

Calling adults I am not bros with by their first names is fucking awkward and I hate it.

I just found out about the worms reloaded tf2 item pack and was upset that I didn't find out about it in time for me to buy items for the game I can't play right now.

Holy shit maybe its a good thing my computer is still busted.

>help uncle move into his new house
>he hands me a honey jar filled with silver stuff, tightly sealed
>"Now don't drop this, or else I'll have to call 911 and we'll have wide-spread environmental panic."
>"What is it?"
>"A jar of mercury."

WHY WOULD HE HAVE THIS, HE WORKS IN FORESTRY.

  >Joshua Tree

>>275815

Chemistry? Bomb-making? To play with?

Anyway:

>See old English teacher who practically flunked me two years in a row at some event I'm covering
>"Oh, Tora, good to see you, what are doing here?"
>I'm working for the paper now, I'm covering this event
>she's all 0.0 "...really? You?"

>>275815
You ever play with the stuff? Its like Silly Putty made of magic.

>>275815
oh god. My father told me they used to give that stuff to kids to play with.

>>275827
this explains so much.

>>275825
>>275827
>>275829
>Dad calls for random stuff
>"Dad, why does uncle R have mercury, in a honey jar of all things?"
>"Oh, your grandpa used to bring it home for us to play with! Shit was fun, Molly."
>"... Wow, this explains--"
>"Don't say it."

Anybody here who likes Shaq is a homosexual. Thought I'd put that out there..

>>275834
My father has terrifying stories. Sometimes I wish they weren't real.

>>275836
How could I ever hate Shaq?!
He was in Steel AND Kazaam!

>>275837
My parent's stories are fucking awesome. My uncle and dad are crazy, crazy bastards.

This week I get to have my cavities taken care of. And my wisdom teeth cut out. And a whooping cough vaccination. And a physical. Thank god for pain meds and a complete lack of shame.

For some reason, every time I submit a job application, nobody can get over the fact that I used to work with monkeys. It's getting kinda annoying. Were it not for the fact that I spent four years in that field, I'd just pull it off my resume.

>>275843
Why is this a bad thing? Seems like a great, unique thing to have on a resume to make you stand out.

I've gotten turned down for a job due to a lack of monkey experience. :(

>>275844
I'm just tired of always getting the same reaction. "You worked with monkeys?" *derp face*

>Look up spider stuff to get reassured that the multiple instances of these huge spiders in my basement are normal
>Internet is saying they're mildly poisonous
>Friend who is super into creepy crawlies takes one look at the picture and tells me that if I get bit by one I should get it looked at
>Looked all this up to reassure myself it's safe to sleep downstairs tonight.

Guys halp please D:

>>275847
Wolf spiders are fucking bros. Don't worry.

>>275848
Are they bros if I've killed three of them today, one via melting with chemicals?

Cause I have.

>>275848
And I've gotten bitten by one on my face. It was like having a zit from hell, the skin was a little numb and then peeled. And I think that's worst case scenario for wolf spider bites as long as you're not allergic or something. Not bad at all.

But seriously I love those guys. :3

>>275849
Why you do this, Miley. ;_;

>>275847

eat them

>>275851
I leave spiders alone when they're outside, but my house, my rules. I'm somewhat allergic to various spider venoms, so if they're indoors they get a kill on site flag.

Unfortunately my room is also in the basement, so because I don't want to spend all day murdering spiders in cold blood it's mostly reserved for the bigger ones.

>>275853
I usually catch them and put them outside, but if you're allergic I can understand why you'd spider murder.

Do what my sister did in her basement room: allow for a house centipede infestation to eat all the spiders and then get a cat to eat the house centipedes.

>>275854
I surprisingly have only seen one long dead house centipede, the ancient husk of which had been decaying since long before my arrival to this dwelling.

>>275855
Man, as much as I love many-legged creatures they just have too many.

Too. Many.

>>275856
Wait I forgot about millipedes.

Adorable.

(But fuck centipedes, especially those of the house variety.)

>>275857
My mom found a centipede in her bedroom once. We both flipped our shit and nearly killed ourselves trying to get it into a dustpan and outside.

>watching a show on bees
Dem African Bees are bad news.
>but wait, nature developed a cure for the African Bee.
Really? Nature developed some manner of cure for a strain of super-aggressive killer insect hivemind of poisonous fuck?
>Cape bees.
.. Well. I wonder how these bees..
>Colony infiltration. Drones gain fertility. They lay clones. Impersonate queens. Chavs! Chavs everywhere!
Oh jesus fuck this is horrifying.
>whole colony dead, minus the Cape Bee clones.

I don't really mind spiders so long as they stay away from me.

But bees/wasps/hornets? FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM ALL.

I just had a mental image of a spider dropping from the ceiling onto my face, crawling onto my eye, and biting me in the eye.

Why does my subconscious/imagination hate me so goddamn much.

>>275862
>I just had a mental image of a spider dropping from the ceiling and giving me a high-five.

Think this instead.

>>275863
OH GOD NOW THERE ARE SPIDERS ALL OVER MY ARM OH GOOOOOOD

  >>275858
Centipedes are eeeeeeeevil.

Bugs in general are evil.

Oh, have some tunes.

>>275866
I don't see the problem with this. Spiders are fucking awesome.
Stop being such a vagina.

>>275873
>Spiders are awesome

I'm guessing you've never had spiders bite you while you slept

>>275888
I have (see >>275850). They still own.

>>275850
That reminds me of a story to tell in the dark.

I braved the waters of American Apparel to get Amy Pond's red sweater from the Crying Angel episodes.

It was worth putting up with my hipster underclassmen from high school who work there.

That is all.

>>275350
Patronize the comic shops of Manhattan:
http://www.ny.com/shopping/bookstores/comics.html

Dunno any outer-borough ones; maybe the other NYCers here can help yah with that one.

>>275384
>>275387
Haha oh wow. Too good.

>>275930

I fucking love it when a .gif goes perfectly with the song you're listening to.

>>275930
You madam, are a bigger nerd than I could ever hope to be. I give you a three sonic screwdriver salute.

>>275750
>>275751
>>275759

Rainbowakko

>Look up obedience classes for the dog
>They're in Oakville
fffffuuuuuu

>"Hey Maya, if you don't prove to Dad you can tend house alone by the end of the week, he is going to have his girlfriend move in to watch you"
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>275815

My Mom used to play with that stuff when she was a kid.

It sounded fun.

I want to try it, with proper protection of course.

>>275983
...wh-what? Mayekoi, what the fuck. What in fresh hell did you do to make them think you're retarded? I was pretty spoiled as a kid, but even I know how to "tend house" without needing someone to watch me.

>>275990

Clearly you've never been invited into one of Mayekoi's sexy parties!

>>275979

Really just anything with rainbow in it, man.

And, as my current name says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I WAIT UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE DAY TO WRITE THIS THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM THE WORST STUDENT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

bright side:

I have like four hours to write it, so it's not all bad.

BUT IT IS LIKE TWELVE PAGES AAAAA

>>275995

Hell yeah, I do that too. Shit's awesome.

>Teach dog new trick
>Go for a lovely walk together

Woo!

>Right boob hurts. A lot.

Ooof--- wait what.

How the hell.

Why.