Apparently I can't smell stink bugs.

But other people constantly comment on my ridiculously keen sense of smell.

How.

>>276522
One of the perks of posting anonymously on this board is that I can vent about the same problem repeatedly, and not even get acknowledged most of the time. It's kind of freeing.

>Order DSL but it's not working despite getting confirmation several times that it's on the line.
>Gotta wait until Monday to get someone out here
>Another week having to use mobile connection.

I was going to download so much porn tonight...

>>276521
Let's do it dog.

Pictured: One time I drew an autobiographical comic in the woods.

>>276512
Wait, your dad the stern mafiaso?

oh god, cats can melt anyone's heart.

>>276530
So, I take it that Mayekoi is the nex---eh, actually nevermind. I already know the answer to that one.

Though, I will agree with not very often seeing the "I do try".

Posting on +4 from my phone? How novel!

I just learned that I am completely uninsured. From a third party, mind you. And have been so for over a month. ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME!?

  PS. Yay kittens!

Wow.

Being two weeks ahead of my homework feels GOOD.

>parents upgrade our connection to 35 mbps.

Suddenly I feel unmotivated in finding that second job.

My sister's birthday is in a few weeks and I have no idea what to get her.

>>276638
Things girls love:
1. Chocolate.
2. Perfume.
3. Stuffed cephalopods.

Pick one.

>>276643
Last year I got her a katana-shaped letter opener on a little stand (birthday) and a Hatsune Miku plush (Christmas). She got me an MP3 player (combined birthday+Christmas, since they're just days apart.) She's not the kind to wear perfume, I'm not sure how much she likes chocolate, and I got her something stuffed last year so I need something different.

>>276648
Is she really into coffee or tea? Maybe incense? Lots of neat gift options there.

>>276648
Cool lies, bro.

>>276649
Negative on all three, I'm afraid. She's kinda hard to shop for- her main passion is art, and the thing she wants most is a new drawing tablet, but those things are hella expensive.

>>276650
You're right, I'm lying. I actually got her a pony.

>>276651
A DECORATIVE BOWL, PERHAPS? ONE THAT IS NOT ONLY PRETTY BUT MIGHT HOLD ODDS AND ENDS THAT AN ARTIST MIGHT ACCUMULATE?

You're killing me, here. Or your sister is. I'm running out of girly shit.

>BUDGET CUTS HAVE FORCED THE TEMPORARY ELIMINATION OF THURSDAYS
GOD DAMMIT DALLAS

>>276651
Get one of those chalkboard piggy banks from Target and label it "DRAWING TABLET FUND" and put 10 bucks in it

>>276652
Might be a good idea. Either way, thanks for the input.

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Guys. She's offering blowjobs.

Please advise.

  >>276670

If she just wants to suck your cock, go for it and be really over-the-top manly.
If she offers sex - remember, you are not an object.

Also, guys.
This song.
This holy-mother-of-God song.

>>276670
Just fuck her and stop telling us about it.

>>276185
:3

Met dad's girlfriend.

everythingwentbetterthanexpected

We had so much sushi, you don't even know. guh.

>>276607

....yeeaaaah I do do an exorbitant amount of whining, though usually it's a sideways method of asking for help. The whining I do on here and the responses I get from people really encourage me to directly ask for help from those I know. I need validation in whatever I'm feeling just so I know I'm not going to embarrass myself when I voice my concerns to others. This is what happens when your family had a tendency to laugh in your face when you tell them you're upset. But there I go rationalizing things again HERP DERP.

Also I spoiler that shit so people who don't care to listen to my venting can ignore it.

>>276673

I must be on my sixth listen in a row.

Also, wrote "WARNING. BANANA" on a banana and put it in the shower just to fuck with my dad in the morning, and I've just had my very confused brother come to my door asking why it's there, and all I told him was "Careful. Don't touch it. It's got a warning on it."
It's working already.

>>276670
Lightly dust your penis with the Maruchan ramen flavor packet of your choice

>>276654

Get her a sweet ducti bag. They're around $50, highly original (we arty types love that shit) and last for years.

My bro got me one years ago and I still use it and get compliments all the time. I have the Police Line but it also comes in DANGER and HIGH VOLTAGE as well as bags made of wind sails and duct tape; http://www.ducti.com/products.asp?cat=12

Websites to check out;

http://www.neatoshop.com/
-various neat trinkets
http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Gifts/Gifts+for+Her
-cool fashionable gifts for any girl
http://www.patchtogether.com/store/sortby-order
-Community submitted, small run statues and figures, if she likes someone on dA who has product on there it might be a cool gift, and there are some neat designs too.

>>276681
...What...the hell?

>>276683
>modcloth
DAMMIT MAYA I HAVE NO MONEY

>>276686
>modcloth? why does that sound fa-
>http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Dresses/Under+50/Soda+Fountain+Dress+in+Grape
>oh it's that stupid dress I want

DAMMIT MAYA I HAVE NO MONEY.

>>276683
Thanks for the links, they're pretty neat. I don't think I'm going to get her a bag, though... those bags are nine shades of kick-ass, but she's got like four other bags she doesn't really have much use for, as she doesn't get out of the house much aside from college. I'm considering just getting her a game- she's only got like 4 games for her PS3 (Assassin's Creed 2, Heavy Rain, Final Fantasy XIII and Dragon Age) and keeps saying she wants more.

>>276686
>>276687

I KNOW SHUT UP MY WISHLIST KEEPS GROWING

I need a jerb to support this fashion crap.

It doesn't help that two of my best friends are a fashion major and a photography major who wants to go into fashion and all we talk about is fashion week and shopping and ffffffffff

Did you see the latest Paul Smith my god unf

also alternafashion is pretty pimp

http://clockworkcouture.com/
http://tacticalcorsets.com/

I would like to one day afford a real corset, so very much.

>>276691
>steampunk clothing
Y u do dis
Now I will be poor forever
>Gentleman's clothing, page 2
Oh hey, I have that ring. Shame it's all scratched and tarnished and too big for me.

>>276691
I have a friend who for a while was really enthralled with owning a tactical corset. I don't understand how something like that would even be useful outside of cosplays and embarrassing bedroom fantasies. Is it some sort of nerd girl thing or what?

>>276693
Maybe she WANTED it for cosplay or awesome bedroom fantasies.

>>276693
The pouches make that look pretty perfect for goth clubbing. Dance without worrying about your purse.

>>276693

DRESS LIKE AN ASSHOLE
-advicekoi-
CALL IT HIGH FASHION

>>276689
I'm not even into fashion, I just wear jeans and shirts if I have to go outside, but... goddamn those dresses are so pretty.

Coela my friends and I were sharing webcomics today.

One of them saw this particular page and made me promise to ask who or what he must face in battle to win your hand.

>>276691
I am definitely going to be shopping for a corset at the clothing show this weekend, a few places that do 'em in Toronto will be there. It will be my celebration of another month and a half of contract.

>>276706
The thought of you in a corset does odd things to my tummy.

>>276705
Maybe engage in hand-to-hand combat with a viking.

>>276707
I apologize that the idea is that nauseating.

Hey manager I think I'm gonna quit as sooon as I get a new job.
>no Miley don't quit you're the only fucking competent worker we have.
Aww that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Can I get a raise/promotion?
>nope they eliminated raises this year.
Yay job hunting again!

Also my roommate has encouraged me to turn in an application at BK with nothing filled out except for "devilishly handsome." I think it is a good plan.

>>276711
>manager begging you not to leave because you are THE BEST AT WHAT YOU DO
>no incentive not to

Memories~

>276708
I get it.
>fry.jpg

>>276652
Reminds me of these. I got one a few years ago. If she ever were to drink hot drinks she could design it herself.

>>276679
Inspirational...
Let me get back to you in a few days...

>>276708
>Doom

>>276711
>Get new job
>Friends try to get me to quit old job
>New job didn't start for several weeks
>so glad I didn't quit old job