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275165 No.275165
Okay, guys.

Post your reactions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk

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No.275175
I already said I wanted one of these in another thread.

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>>275176
>filename
I lol'd.

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No.275180
I just realized we had this exact thread like a month ago.

I like how threads like these don't get deleted, but threads with original content, well within the rules, gets deleted.

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No.275234
Penises are made of glass?

No.275236
Said it before, I'll say it again: they'd be great kids' toys as long as you don't tell them what they're really for.

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No.275277
>>275165

Oh man.

I thought it was a candy or something before they started talking about lubricant.

No.275280
Poor YouTube. On one hand, they're getting a lot of money off of this gig. On the other, they know people are asking why.

No.275365
I don't feel strongly about that video one way or the other.
However the people who are actually weirded out by that sort of thing are hilarious to me.

No.275373
>>275365
>the people who are actually weirded out by that sort of thing are hilarious to me.
That was the point of the last thread.

No.275466
the narrator is worth a laugh

i personally would have hired the snootiest oldest britishest fucker i could get my hands on, however

No.275468
>>275466
I'm thinking either Tim Curry or John Cleese.

No.275469
Buy a bunch of these and distribute them at a local school

It's easier for women, suppose most any type of toy or action figure can be a dildo

No.275474
>>275469
>toy or action figure
>dildo

OH GOD WHAT OW OW OW D:

No.275475
>>275474
PLEASURE IN PAINNNN

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>>275474
Obviously Nurse did not grow up with the greatest action hero of all, Polished Pickle Man.

No.275477
>>275474
MY 18 INCH JASON VORHEES WITH MOTION ACTIVATED CHE CHE CHE HAH HAH HAH FOR YOU. SUFFER.

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  >>275474
This is what I heard when I read your post.

No.275482
>275474
"So then I went to the bathroom and wouldn't you know it, three days later I'm still pissing potato head pieces"

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God why can't I have a penis.


Why.

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>>275548
>God why can't I have a penis.

And then Kosh was a unicorn prince.

No.275585
>>275548
You can, but it'll cost you.

No.275601
>>275548
>God why can't I have a penis.
enjoy your social stigma for being a creepy loser that owns sextoys instead of making it with women

and also enjoy cleaning your soiled sextoys thoroughly so it doesnt get all
gunked up
in there

No.275607
>>275601
If women can have dildos and vibrators with virtually no social stigma, guys can have a fuckable piece of rubber.

No.275614
I... I want one.

Not to fuck, but to like, squish and pull at, like a Stretch Armstrong. It just looks so jiggly.

No.275617
>>275601
>a creepy loser that owns sextoys instead of making it with women

You do know that men can wear strapons and use them on women too, right? I highly suggest trying it with the more unique types.

No.275626
Oh Jesus. I just checked J-List.

My paypal account has exactly enough of for one, shipping, handling and all. No more, no less.

...I think I want to try one...

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Feeling too cheap to try the real thing?

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.29431

No.275649
I think this is a one use thing

No.275652
>>275649
I think that it is.

Five bucks for a jerk-off session? I'll pass.

No.275653
  "love me tenga" shirt got a chuckle out of me.

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>275652
I mean, if it was reusable, it would be selling like crazy because it's way cheaper and more discreet than fleshlight

No.275657
>>275655
I've been told as long as you wash them out well you can use them something like a dozen times, but I can't tell you how eager those guys were to stick their dicks in something as a qualifier on that.

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>>275655
Why couldn't you use it more than once?

It's rubber, right? Just wash that shit off and buy some more lube.

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>>275659

The product reviews say that it's re-usable, but that they ripped after multiple uses?

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>>275659 >>275657

Guys: It's basically the stuff thats ALREADY in a fleshlight. They just applied a light polymer film over (and possibly through) it to make it slightly more sturdy and stable. But yeah, its probably gonna be pretty easy to rip or damage that if theres nothing bracing or supporting it when you're applying structure.

Besides, toys like this probably aren't really intended to be used alone. Much less always in private.

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>>275673
A... masturbation toy... isn't meant to be used alone?

No.275683
>>275680
You can do fun things with your partner that isn't penetrative sex???

Madness.

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>>275683

Oh, shush.

No.275694
>>275683
Most people on imageboards think relationships are only about sex.

You're all terrible spouses.

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>>275680

If you can't think of a way that you and your significant other can't enjoy working some sneaky sexual excitement in a semi-to-full public place with a fully lubricated pocket-sized sex toy, then thats not my problem.

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No.275768
>5 seconds in

Some kinda "EAT EGGS" promo?

>17 seconds in

Yea definitely some kinda new "easy to access eggs" thing.

>28 seconds in

Well that's weird. I mean yeesh pre-packaged hardboiled eggs? Don't seem all that good to me-

>lubricant pouch

what

>pour lubricant into the egg

whatta wha

>INSERTION INSERTION INSERTION

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No.275773
>>275768
See? This sort of thing is why I started the thread.

No.275776
>>275768
This. This exactly.

No.275808
>>275768

A thousand times this.

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I figured out what it was pretty fast but the, uh, stretch bit still made go....yeah...

No.276010
>Easy ona-cap
>Easy on a cap
oh my

No.276014
That dildo looks awesome. Like some kind of futuristic space dagger.

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>>Different strokes from different yokes!
>>My face when OH GOD THAT WAS A JOKE THE WHOLE TIME

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>>276090
So was the rooster. A male chicken is also sometimes called a [spoiler]cock.

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>>275579

Oh god I remember that, I remember everything Kosh. If only I saved that picture from so many moons ago. ;-;



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