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>its on the rug

its no good

reminds me of when i scraped the chicken off the pan

and it flew out

and slid into THE CORNER

shit is no good when it slides into the corner, or behind something, dont even look too hard at it

  >>271875
YOU WOT YOU WOT

>>271876
No I checked like Robin. Everything was still good. Or maybe I was just that high drunk that I had to be

You can only salvage dry or shelled food. Anything else, just let it go, man.

>>272117
it could have been a dry cheese

please tell me it was a dry cheese.

>>272120
It was the cheese pictured which is pretty dry? delicious.

I took about a minute to find it in drunk time, but when I checked it under harsh scrutiny beer goggles it was all good.

And then I ate it. All of it. A few grains of sand are the least of my problems, I'm not going to poop for years.

>>271883
When something slides into a corner it is lost forever. Corners are where death congregates.

You could have just put it under the faucet and then dried it off. I know you can do it with that cheese. I've eaten a lot of it.

thread is now about stinky cheese man

>>272132
It was like a Nostalgia Sniper took a perfect headshot at me just now. Right between the eyes.

>>272131
he used all the proper verification routes
he was chosen to enter flavor country. he was ready.

>>272126
I got 99 problems and sandy cheese ain't one.

>>272497
eat me