Last thread is on autosage! Let the cycle begin again!I need to stop drawing retarded Pikachus. I need to get out of this artblock and draw real things already.
>>272479I want to quit so I don't have to go in tomorrow.Or ever again, but tomorrow is included in that.
>>272480Then I recommend you have this conversation over the phone and inform them that the date you wish to quit is the current one.
>>272481Done.Fork year, quit a job.
Yesterday, one year ago I talked/met Andrei/i.ta.li.a. for the first time, being that one of the bets things that happened in my life, since he's a real bro among men.That could like a... BROniversary?
You know what, fuck iPods, when I do portable music, I do that shit old school.
>>272484Yesterday, one year ago, I met my ex.And we all know how that went.
>>272485You are my new favorite anonymous.
Oh boy, being the president of a club is hella retarded. I just skipped my first two classes to fix a scheduling error with the office, which involved me walking back and forth multiple times across campus to go to various offices and fill out paperwork.
I think I'm accidentally leading someone on online again just by demonstrating basic human kindness.goddamn it i'm going to end up having to hoof it from another website
>>272489How do you lead someone on online?
>>272490Just by talking to them apparently.
>>272491Then the answer is obvious.
>>272492Then I shall.
>>272489You'd have them falling for you anyway if you were being an asshole. Some people don't know what to do with attention.
I've probably say it before, and I'll say it again: I would kick my own grandmother in the throat for a Kahn national team jersey.
>>272489Woe is me! Someone I find unattractive likes me! Whatever will I doooooooo?!
Found my new theme song.
>>272496How bad does it have to be for you to be so jelly?
>>272500I'm plus4chan's conscience. I don't want to do this. I HAVE to do it, or you'll never learn.
>>272501You could let us devolve into self-indulgent bastards. No skin off your back.
>>272496¯\(°_0)/¯
>>272502And let you poison the people who interact with you? Never.
>>272502>Because he's the Human Resources Department /baw/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll flame him, because he can take it. Because he's not the hero. He's a trolling guardian, watchful instigator. The Soge-King.
>>272489/r9k/ would go out of business if half the guys out there learned to tell the difference between friendliness and cock-craving. I blame those shitty "101 ways to get women" lists.IF SHE LOOKS YOU IN THE EYE WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN IT MEANS SHE WANTS YOU, BRAH.NO IT DOESN'T IT MEANS SHE'S NOT A SOCIAL RETARD.FUCK.
>>272506My question is, were people this socially retarded before the internet?>>272465>nigga you gayi prefer the term flamingly heterosexual. >spoiler... buh?
>>272507Yes. Dear god yes.
>>272506>"Ugh, I hate it when people like me because I have a good personality!"This is how modest you sound.
>>272509
>>272508Now I can't blame Al Gore for ruining our generation.
What? It's not like people laughing about or being disturbed by people liking them is a new thing, it's just that with the advent of the internet people are now more open with emotions, and subtlety kinda flies out the window when everyone's a poet. Internet crushes are silly things to be upset over.
>>272512Fucking 12 year olds isn't a new thing either, does that mean I should keep on doing that?
>>272513I mean,... shit...
>>272513>>272514Wait, did you actually compare a socially inept retard mistaking a girl being kind to him as a romantic advance to the act of an adult sexually molesting a helpless, underage child?
>>272515We have a terrible Human Resources Department. At least we're not paying him.
>>272511To be fair, it's more like "Oh god, she's a nice person who likes me, I like her, like a lot. Oh, maybe she has a crush on me too,we get along well, maybe I'll ask her out, yeah I'll definitely do that" And then it comes out any number of ways and when the women don't reciprocate, they either let them down gently and things get awkward or let them down harsh while the guy is left in misery.And the one with the guy who sang love sangs and kissed a girl's bum by Chaucer comes to mind. But that's pretty much how I see internet crushes that lack subtlety or are being handled seriously.>>272513Oh moe~<3
I can't decide if I want to start using a tripcode or not.On one hand, I like to think that I've got some interesting things to say, and I'd like those things to be attributed to me.On the other hand, I sometimes want to be a bit of a troll, and I don't trust myself to remember to turn off the tripcode and go back to being anonymous.So I have a conundrum.
>>272515Mindwipe, it's Moe, please respond with that in your consideration.
>>272517Don't get me wrong, one-sided attraction is just an everyday part of living. But using it as an ego boost is dickish, and it leads to devaluing all human relationships.>>272515Maybe she came on to me, huh, shitwipe? Yeah, now what? Not that I did anything or anything.>>272516Me and Anonex are the same people. I get paid $12.67 a month from banner ad revenue.>>272518Your new name is Eddie Bernays.
>>272520>But using it as an ego boost is dickishWhaaa?>and it leads to devaluing all human relationships.Human relationships have value? Oh Moe, you are always such a kidder.
>>272518>you think you have to turn off you trip to trollBut in all seriousness, just go for it. I troll all the time with my trips, no-one really cares that much unless you troll 24/7.
>>272521How else do you get people to do things for you if you don't develop a strong relationship? I mean, besides asking.
>>272524I just ask them to do it if I need someone to do it. People are rubes. They love being helpful.
>>272524You can always bribe them. Did you know that most American pre-teens would willingly give you a blumpkin for iCarly© merchandise?
>>272526And if bribing doesn't work, you can always threaten!
>>272527 >>272526I don't have the resources to back these up. I mean, maybe blackmail sometimes, but I don't like giving people a reason to be cruel when they have the option.Better to be loved than feared, and all that.
>>272520>Naming me after the father of public relations.I'm okay with this.Now if only I knew how to tripcode.
>>272532Clearly you've never been properly feared. The feeling is tremendous and intoxicating. Like fine wine.
>>272533After your name, input #<whateveryourtripcodewillbe>>>272536I can't help it, I like people too much.
>>272533Name#faggots
>>272536It's so delicious! I would thrive as a Yellow Lantern!