JESUSSurfing is also acceptable

He's a pretty cool guy.

Are you kidding me, Jesus plays keepaway from the kids while playing basketball.

He is the best character in NBA Street though.

>mfw Jesus

  I can't think of anything witty to say with this, but I need text, so...

I like Jesus.
I think Jesus lived once.
I don't think he was the son of God, but I think he was a dude with great ideas and great respect.

I think Jesus was a bro.

>>271401
Jesus made sure that everyone knew they were children of God
And when everyone is a child of God...

first season of the bible was way cooler than that hipster jesus shit in the second season

>>271407
It's all incest?

>>271407

No-one is.

I'm not sure what I believe anymore, religion-wise. >>271401 is all I'm 100% on. I want there to be a heaven, for all the good people and things to live beyond this impermanent existence. If Jesus was God, then his teachings have definitely been hijacked. Organized Christianity, especially the Catholic hierarchy, has become just like the hypocritical, self-serving Pharisees Jesus lambasted.

The mightiest, fine, upstanding Jew one could ever ask for.

>>271421

It's all relative.

Jesus was a cool bro.

I wish everybody would stop bein' dicks about him.

  >>271439

>>271401
Actually, history points there to being more than one inspiration for the man Jesus as is presented in the Christian Bible. A more popular example is Apolonius of Tyana.

STOP

Mormon time!

>>271445
Jesus was cool. Then everyone decided to forget/misinterpret what he said for their own purposes, because people are jerks like that.

Jesus was a fucking awesome philosopher.

I love that he's nose riding on that first one.
"It's like he's walking on water!"

>>271377>>271381>>271469
Jesus and friends meet at the beach.
Jesus: Sup guys? Ready for some surfin' all day long?
John: Aww man, I forgot my board!
Jesus: It's okay, here, just use mine.
John: Are you sure? What are you going to do?
Jesus: I'll just use my MAD GOD SKILLS!
Thomas: Why did you bring a board if you can do that anyway?
Jesus: Because I knew he'd forget, fool.

I think Jesus was the literal Son of God and all that.

Yep.

>>271547
The image of Jesus footsurfing in swim trunks pleases me.

>>271564
Not like anyone can prove otherwise.

What did Jesus say when he first entered Mount Olympus?
Hey, Zeus.

>>271589
כןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכןכן!!!!!!!!

>>271593
Wait, no, it's:
כןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןןן!!!!

>>271594

OH GOD HE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES

A ballad for the savior!

http://www.iiiiiiii.com/

You don't have to be a messiah to verbally kick peoples asses for being thickheaded, much less being a laidback guy who eats and drinks on days where other holy men would be fasting.

But enough very tired and world-weary people you impress might call you one anyway.

Whether you think he was real or not, love him or hate him, I wish people would just quit talking about him for a while. He keeps hogging the spotlight from other cool religious figures.