Thing that just bug you, for reasons or not.-chewing with your mouth open-people who say acronyms in real life, especially if that acronym is longer than the phrase it's meant to contain-serious-the semi-darkness that sneaks up on you in the evenings, so that it's suddenly dark while I'm trying to read-going upstairs to check on the baby while it's crying and getting dirty looks from my sister for doing so-people who reuse jokes from sitcoms by repeating them verbatim -people hating people for simple matters of taste-recieving no IMs until I'm looking at porn, then being flooded with them just when I get into it-intentional irony like it's something to be proud of-hating on male singers for sounding like girls-hating on female singers for sounding like guys
Old comedians:>"Hey, aren't some things weird?"Shitty modern Comedians:>"Everything is meaningless and stupid."Also, people who constantly bitch about having to deal with other people in public. (Complaining about people using cell phones, playing music, what they wear, etc.)
>>271326Isn't it weird how everything is meaningless and stupid because of all these fucking people in public?
People who are constantly depressed for no reason.
>>271327No.
>>271330Or who complain about their lives but do nothing to change it.
>>271330>>271333On the opposite end, there are people who avoid their friends when they are going through a tough time, instead of trying to cheer them up.Maybe everyone born after 1980 is emotionally retarded.
not much really bugs me, but i'm a lot less chill when it comes to cars.-people with classic cars that they refuse to drive anywhere except when they tow it halfway to a show. there are people out there who will actually put active suspension, ceramic brakes and a massive v8 on something and then never bother to use it because they could like, scratch the paint. -custom license plates, bumper stickers, and window decals-really nice cars getting totaled in movies.-car bras. fucking car bras. how about you stop being a lazy asshole and wash your car?-people who cut holes in their hood or remove it entirely just to show off some huge engine the car can barely support-trucks that have been way jacked up but the suspension is like, half an inch above the ground, that's just useless
>>271335I always wanted one of those Bonsai-Garden type projects. It would be nice to know that no matter how fucked your life gets, something somewhere is still stable and perfect.
>-people who say acronyms in real life, especially if that acronym is longer than the phrase it's meant to contain ...I...don't think that's possible.
>>271363It does if it contains a W.Say "What the fuck" and "WTF" out loud.
>>271374Ah yes.Syllables.
>>271374I pronounce WTF as "What the eff, David Blane"Am i doin it rong?
>>271363I say 'B-T-Dub' for BTW, but that's the only one. everything else I'll saying jokingly.
>people hating people for simple matters of taste>people who reuse jokes from sitcoms by repeating them verbatim>Intentional irony like it's something to be proud of>hating on male singers for sounding like girls>hating on female singers for sounding like guys
People who walk around with their mouths open.
-People grabbing a ton of paper towels before even actually using one to wash their hands.- Broken sprinklers, unattended running hoses, and generally any waste of water.
Also, denying yourself something you (might) like something because it's too "hipster" or "nerdy," etc.
>>271392>waste of waterthat shit evaporates and falls back down. It is not just disappearing forever. Where do you think rain comes from?
>>271399MIRACLE SPESS
-People who brag about being social parasites-People who dress their petsSorry guys-Faux-hawks Hated those things since Gwen Stefani first sported one during her breakout solo career (read as: left ska and became annoying)
>>27139910/10
>>271363"WWW" contains more syllables than "world wide web."
this thread
>EVERYTHING>EVER
>>271414YOU.
>>271422I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
>>271424This thread is now Plus4Chan's Gay Bar.
>>271426>complaintscomplaintscomplaints>"Stop being such a bitch">"I just wanna dance you guys">"I love this song!">eight dudes fucking nine dudesI'm okay with this.
>>271413I can forgive that one because it's a url. That's what you actually have to put in to get it to work.>>271389No, those annoy me. I mean people who get all angry and up in arms over that, like people listening to shitty music or dressing funny is on par with murder. Also, I'm a world class hypocrite. I thought I'd made that clear by now.
The sounds on sand paper, man... FUCK THAT SOUND. Shit makes my skin crawl.
The phrase "at the end of the day".
>>271467It's all just another phrase, I don't see why you need to be upset.
>>271467
When people treat you as some sort of close friend despite you hardly even knowing one another.
>>271485>when people put up artificial barriers for no good reason
>>271486qft
>>271486Hey, there is a very good reason they're up.It's because I don't like anyone.
>>271486Yeah, those people can be really difficult to get along with.
>>271486But, the Mongols...!
>>271571No, mongols are a very good reason to put barriers up.
When people do drugs and never ever fucking shut up about it holy shit do you think it makes you edgy or something get out of my life before i stab you in your eye with a fucking screwdriverSame applies with drinking, especially in online games. "LOL guys im soooooooooodrnk holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. so many drinks. i am crying drunken tears of pure vodka. my poor liver lol. if I were any drunker, i think i would die. die a delicious death of alcohol because i am an adult and i can drnk that lol! soooooooooooo drnk" etc etcStereotypical ska kidsStereotypical people in general, really. Not helping your cause, bros.Ignorant motherfuckers.Hypocrites.The fact that I do several things that bug me.Promiscuous people.People who say they're in love every time they date someone for more than 5 days, then afterwards go "oh I was silly and naive!" and repeat the same shit every time.Education Connection commercials.Kids who brag about being on a 'chan.Kids who vomit up memes in real life at every waking moment.People who think they're hot shit because of their sexuality. Yeah, you're bi, I get it. Please be quiet.People who think they're hot shit because of their ethnicity. No, random extremist minority, I never enslaved you. Kindly stop acting like I owe you something.The fact that Raisinets boxes are so hard to open the proper way.Receive no IMs for hours, start up Minecraft, get a message as soon as I get it going. ":D"Riveting. That totally is a conversation topic that was very worth my while. Yes.When you accidentally bump into someone, genuinely apologize, and they just glare at you for several seconds.People who don't care about their jobs enough to do them properly, then act exasperated as hell when you have an issue....Lord, I think I have some sort of anger issue.
People who "wash their hands" by just putting their hands under the water for a few seconds and then just shaking to water off instead of drying them.
-People who squander their potential-Manipulative, disingenous people-Abusive relationships, and people who tolerate them-People who deny it when they're called on their shit and they know they're doing something bad, but think that denying it can somehow make it as if it's not so. -People who don't let people-kids, friends, spouses, students-be themselves, either out of conformance to social norms, or wanting to live vicariously through them, or some manipulative neurosis, or simple sadism. -Liars and hypocrites. -People who get off on exerting authority over others-cops, government employees, teachers, clergy, older siblings, parents who meddle in their adult offsprings' lives.>>271577This! Although I exempt hand-shaker-offers is there is only an anemic blow drier and not paper towels or one of those airblades.>...Lord, I think I have some sort of anger issue.Anger, yes! And many other things!
>>271578>And many other things!Like? >:
here's what bugs me, when my internet says broadband link not available every ten minutes or so when the network is connected directly to the modem, and yet it flat-out doesn't work at all with the router.it's really bugging me!
>>271578You and I must never meet, Tora.
>>271543B-BUTBUT MINDY;3;
>>271575I'd tell you to go outside, but you'd probably hate it out there.
it bugs me when people somehow know my name when i dont know who the fuck they are
>>271605
Looking through this thread has made me realize that I am a lot better adjusted than I thought.You people have serious social issues.
>>271640
>>271617Too bad there's nothing on that list that implies a lack of outside-exposure.
>>271635But...Mindy...
>>271679The worst post.Pro troll
That wierd thing that old people do when they start speaking. You know what I'm talking about. Sounds like two raw steaks being pulled apart. Also on that subject, sharply inhaling before speaking. What the hell is that shit? Did you FORGET to be breathing before that sharp intake?This is why I can't listen to the National portions of NPR radio. ugh.UGH.
For some reason, there are people I just want to punch in the face. Justin Beiber and Doctor Phil for example. I have no idea why. No seriously, I'm not being sarcastic. I've never heard either one of them speak, I've never heard any of Beiber's songs, but whenever i see a picture of either one of them my knuckles itch. It kind of bugs me that i have that kind of reaction to people I know absolutely nothing about.
>>273473Some people breathe shallowly, so when they have anything longer than a few words to say, they have to get a good lung-full of air so they don't have to stop midway.