I make an awesome Hamburger Helper!

I always think i'm beautiful.

I treat Lady Luck like the woman she is, and she showers fortune on me in return. And it feels good.

I also think I might be psychic, and that is awesome

I try to be as intellectually honest as I possibly can be. I'll admit I can be extremely arrogant, at times. I like that a lot. I try to be humble, but alas I am an imperfect human and stumble often.

I'm told I'm an excellent public speaker, as well. Probably why I went to state in Speech back in HS.

I seem to give off comforting vibes and people tend to inherently trust me and feel comfortable around me, to the point where pretty much everyone I'm even mildly acquainted with has divulged their personal secrets and problems to me.

I'm a good listener, a shoulder to cry on, and I'm sympathetic but I'm not as nice as people seem to assume...not that I'd let them know that heh heh heh.

Also I dress well.

Charismatic and charming as a motherfucker. I use my charisma and my pretty smile to get me pretty much anything I ask for. It's fairly awesome. also I have amazing boobs. Fuck yeah.

>>271175
Same here. Except for the boobs

I also remain calm in most situations.

I am gentlemanly and witty and creative and a talented writer and a devoted friend/lover, I am so rad.

Whatever.

>>271283

I know nothing about sewing. The websites thing...I know a small amount of PHP and even less about JavaScript, but I am good with HTML and CSS, so I suppose that should count for something, right?

>>271351
The instructions for this thread. You have failed them.

>>271366

I apologize. Let me make it up:

You've been nice to me while I've been here. :3

I'm good at work.

>>271384
well thank you kindly, Sage
ITT YOU ARE AWESOME

You've been here much longer than me. I'll always feel like the new kid. You've got a history with these guys. You're one of the cool kids.

K, I'll give it a try.

I can organize anything. ANYTHING. And I love to do it. Even my worst mood can be eased by organizing something.

I am loyal, perhaps to a fault. Do something right by me and I will stand by your side for as long as I think you are a good person. And even if I think you're a bad person I will probably still help you out.

I am generous and extremely helpful. I don't have much to give, and I'm never against receiving myself, but if you have a problem and turn to me I will do everything within my power to see your issue resolved. I will pitch in whenever asked, and sometimes even when I'm not. I will put more effort into helping others attain their goals than I will towards my own.

I am honest and straightforward. Deception just isn't in my blood; it takes a long time of forethought for me to outright lie or scheme. I won't volunteer information, and I may withhold details, but it's quite rare that I will outright lie. I also hate beating around the bush (I hate wasting time in general), so I'll just tell it like it is.

I almost always have a smile, despite depression. I counter my negative inward thoughts with outward goofy action, to try to make you laugh and brighten your day. My jokes will often fall flat (and sometimes I will myself), but you'll smile in spite of it.

I have never left a place in a worst state than when I arrived. Either through my own actions, or perhaps just my existing there, every place I have gone and left has improved over the time I've been there; sometimes it's just a small piece here or there, other times it's major improvements. I do feel that I leave behind a piece of my soul whenever I depart from someplace. Perhaps that is why I just become more sad over time--I give myself to the point that I can't get myself back.

I don't often have a 'moment', but when I do it's something remembered.

I make people feel good about themselves by comparison ._.

>>271492

I know a lot about movies and filmmaking, and literature, and 1950's American culture...Wait, no, that's pretty useless.

I've been making kick-ass mixtapes/cds as a hobby since I was 8...No, wait, that's useless, too.

People say I grow a pretty sweet goatee? No, that's pretty useless, too.

I'm gonna go with 'I treat my friends and all women with the utmost respect and care and I can acknowledge my shortcomings?'

I am kind.

It takes everything in me not to qualify that statement or add a self-deprecating comedic aside.

People, uh... people say they like my voice.

I guess I'm okay with that.

>>271473

<3

ITT: "St-stupid self, it's not like I like you or anything..."

>>271538

Everyone is tsundere towards themselves.

>>271550
Not really. I'm always at dangerously high amounts of stoked just being myself. I have no qualms about it.

I'm...tall?

>>271384

Seconding this. FF, you are a true bro. :D

There are people who have told me that they like my writing somet-
...
No, fuck it, I'm a damn good writer. I'm fucking awesome at it. And I'm smart and creative. I'm funny as hell, and I've got a group of amazing friends that love me.

I'm a great guy, too. I'm really nice and polite. I've always believed in doing the right thing and helping others. And... Look, I don't say this enough, but I kick ass.

>>271554
YOU GO FF.
YOU GO!

>>271583
High-five, bro!

>>271554
Ferrous, you rock.

What tag-code do I type in the text box to hug the Internet? I'd better stop posting in this thread before I turn it into another gay bar.

Polite sage.

Ferrous, you <3'd me once.

That makes you an A-OK guy in my book.

Also I love most of you chumps.

You guys are great

man I haven't slept in like three days woah

I learn fast and can get things done extremely quickly when I'm not lazy

Nothing.

Everything.

I recycle.

I just had a croissant! It was awesome!

I am a phenomenal orator, a tip top combatant, a gentleman, a scholar, and an amazing lover.

Ladies/

>>272173
No. Men. Uwehehehe!

I think I have a pretty face. Not sure at all.
And I love everyone too.

I'm good at listening and giving advice when people let me, and I know how to make eight different kinds of cookie, including gingersnaps, if they even count.

I'm pretty fucking good at everything.

I can turn food into poo.

>>272229
Gingersnaps ALWAYS count as cookies, and they are amazing.

I can speak Japanese pretty well, despite not having taken a single class in 2 years. I'm also pretty handsome.

Charisma.

Also, I love everyone too. Junk and I can combine love forces to be super Violet Lantern corps.

>>272313

You must get so much anime fangirl ass it isn't funny.

Anyway, I am told that I am a decent writer and have a near-eidetic memory. All that's negated by a short attention span and general laziness.

Some guy once said I had soft hair.

I have selective photographic memory.

I have a very vivid memory of waking up when I was 2, slowly climbing out of bed before anyone else was awake, sneaking into the living room, and watching TV. No one's ever discussed that event with me, so it's not like it was one of those memories that someone suggests happened to you, and you start remembering it.

It's very useful sometimes.

I can be explosively charismatic for 1-2 hours at a time. Like, getting-people-to-do-anything-I-want charismatic.

Then I have to go lie down in a dark room, though.

Also I can smirk like the smarmiest motherfucker who ever smarmed.