>No Assholes at Parties

Ah, so no anal during the orgies...got it.

I've got Bomberman 64. Is that cool?

>>270736
Not really, but it's a fun game anyway.

Urge to play all Melee and original rising...

Those are the best house rules ever. But I think they should add an extension to #13.

13a. If you walk in on someone masturbating, don't linger.

Lingerers are fucking annoying.

>>270750
I miss Mewtwo...

I want to print this out and put it on my fridge for my housemates to see.

>If you are caught masturbating, don't stop.

14. Final Destination

>>270752
People do that? Eww.

>>270753
Mewtwo was shit tier.

  >>270804
Better than a furry voiced by Goku

>>270805
No.

>>270805
Cool story bro. I might be wrong but I never saw Taj using Mewtwo in any srs fights. Non-scrubs use characters like Link and Samus for their wave-dash short hop quick fall combos. People who want to win more use SSJ Fox, Peach, Marth, Falco, And Sheik. Bitches who don't know bout my dick use Mewtwo.

>>270832
Mewtwo was fun with helf items, cause he did the little spinny attack with them.

My fav characters to play are Zelda (not Sheik), Olimar, and Ice Climbers, so what do I know.

>>270811
>>270807
"Taj is an American smasher, internationally famous as a Mewtwo player, and creator of the combo video Shadowclaw. He is a prominent figure in the local smash scene and is currently ranked 2nd on the regional Arizona Power Rankings...Despite his Mewtwo-related fame, Taj believes that it pays to play higher tier characters in critical tournament match-ups."

Some people like playing with Bowser, some people like playing with Pikachu. I prefer Mewtwo. And Luigi. You prefer someone else. There we go.
Polite sage for invoking rules 1 and 12.

>>270833
And even bigger sage for
>OLIMAR
BROTHER

>>270833

Ganondorf, Meta Knight, and Wario for life. Ike if I'm playing at Miley's house.

We're gonna need more rules than that.

Especially if people like me are gonna be sleeping in closets like Jombi the Genie.

>>270833
>>270856
Zelda is much better than Sheik in Brawl, but I used Zelda in Melee just to remind people that she's good, too. Much respect to you, Miley.

My Brawl mains: Snake (lol grenade drop glitch and mortar slide) and Zero-Suit

MK is boss. Ganondorf feels good man. Every. Hit.

Stop sticking your fingers in the butter, goddamnit. At least I hope it was a finger.

Also, tags rooming with Bicks. He looks like the sort who washes dishes.

>>270860
Every night. I can't escape it. They call to me. They call to THESE HANDS.

>>270859
My friends have signed a petition for me to never use this little guy again.

I ate said petition.

This guy, All day, every day.

>Kiss, everyone kiss

Aww, yeah.

>>270962
DAT KNEE
"YESSS"

>>270962
With any luck I will be dressing up as Captain Falcon for a cosplay burlesque event. Possibly to the song Danger Zone.

I'm not allowed to play as Kirby against people I know anymore.

N64 huh? Good thing I still have my original cart of this

>>270983
I don't know if I want to see that or not.

>>270985
I have been strictly forbidden from using the Ice Climbers.

>>270894
You are a monster.

Also, I mained with Bowser in Brawl and Melee. People said it couldn't be done, so I kicked their ass King Koopa style.

I have to promise no weapons when I use Snake. I still dominate my friends. Bwahahaha

>>271023

I applaud anyone who can play Bowser competently. He's the last villain I need to get a handle on.
(Not counting Dedede, don't care.)

Brawl: DK
Melee: Mario
N64: Kirby

>>271026
Dedede is greatest king.

>>271028
For me to poop on.

>>271027
N64: Kirby, his grab and down slam was so powerful.
Melee: Falco
Brawl: Fox

N64: Captain Falcon
Melee: Captain Falcon and Luigi
Brawl: Captain Falcon, Luigi, and Lucas

GEE I WONDER WHAT CHARACTER THAT NO ONE EVER PLAYS I'LL ADD FOR THE NEXT GAME.

Also, I'm a kick-ass Solimar. Like, can play any online "Play With Anyone" match as Olimar, immediately throw all my Pikmin off the edge of the stage(generally while shouting "I DON'T NEED 'EM") and win.
It's good stuff, man.

>>271108
Back when I was super duper into the game, I used to practice by putting three level 9 bowsers on a team, with 6 stock, hocking all my pikmin off the edge, and seeing how long I could last.

The down B super armor suddenly becomes so important.

These are the best rules ever.

>>271224
So are you still interested in being roommates? Don't think I forgot.

>>271230
We will live in a space station and fight evil aliens every day with the help of our trusty robot sidekick.

>>271232
tooth isn't a robot. she's a companion.

>>271281
But one day when helping fend off yet another alien invasion, tooth was mortally injured. Our only solution was to place her mind in a robot body, creating the mighty toothborg.

>Cookies
This is a good list.

I'm not a big fan of Smash Bros. Never could get as into it as everyone else.

Partly because I suck at Super Smash Bros. so hard, and even bad players utterly destroy me.

I looked up the tier lists because of this thread

Half of my favorite characters are in the bottom ranking.

Ike is almost at the end.

WHAT

>>271508
Ike is predictable and ~easy to read. He's truly magnificent for 2v2 if you have good protection/baiting going on. Kill steals everywhere.

But the most important thing is this: fuck tiers. get gud.

>>271508
will you join me for a 2v2 miley~?

>>271513
I don't play well with others.

And honestly I do MUCH better with Ike 1v1 so I dun geddit.

  Hey guys, slap this bad boy in. It's way better.