I noticed the other thread had reached 400 posts.
I'm actually doing... pretty good right now...... Which is a pretty big deal for me.Have this picture for the cause.
>Have a night in with drink and cigars>Put on some slick music>Feel like the classy bro I am>Check downloads>Little Bear COMPLETE
I laughed at 2:36.>>269475I could go for a cigar too.
>some guy on skype keeps popping in saying i need to "stop making pictures of people on plus4chan having sex with you."I haven't even... done... that... yet... what?haters gonna hate.
>>269478I d'aww'd at "Now we are at a tie~".In cigar talk:My personal preference.http://www.illusionecigars.com/ The 88 is the best in terms of a rich smoke, but the whole brand is quality stuff.
>everyone keeps calling me Miley irl>I'm okay with thisMaybe I should just decide to be gay and get it over with :IAlso I forgot how great these canadanons are. And doom is a bro. I'm a jerk for ignoring them to post on here atm.
>>269487Mental pictures.
>>269490Much love to all of you. You're all beautiful.
>>269488Forgot my picture too.>>269492Ferrous it's 2am, what are you doing in the kitchen?Making puddingFerrous are you drunk?I've lost control of my life.
>>269493fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>269487you should totally do that. start with Kosh
>>269494Ferrous you are my favorite. Forever.
>>269487>imagines what Ferrous would look like having sex with meStop making that face ferrous isn't not that bad.
>>269495Not until he cuts the fat gets out of his house to fucking play and get some exercise. /asshole>>269496 BUENO
>>269497>turrible.jpgdouble pooost
>>269490Tell Doom i said:hi
brought some ouzo home from greek festival so i could drive home. finally cool tonight, got all the windows open and some classy music playing. nothing to smoke, but i don't need nothing.
Old news, but I only just found out. I laughed hard.http://www.bnet.com/blog/advertising-business/esurance-axes-erin-after-the-secret-agent-took-on-an-x-rated-life-of-her-own/5034
Holy shit I just found out there is an Opera for House Of The Dead.brb downloadin'
>>269514DO QUIEROwhere on earth did i get these photos i keep posting with
like, i know i was one of these urban exploration blogs i follow, but the link? i have no idea!
>>269518looks like they were stolen from 28dayslater or something
i know it did some sweet pyrotechnic stuff too. i need to get bakc into pyro shit again, its so much fun. dangerous but so. much fun.
>>269519movie right? no no this was soemone blog... someone with the nice camera.more sweet pyrotechnic shit. dman i need to find this again. but i get the feeling i am spammying so... i wll take my greek booze and watch top gear now because, good night.
>>269519oh no you mean the forum huhi checke dthere still cant find it... must go cry now
>>269523tried tineye?
>>269524tineye never really worsk for me... but i found it!http://non-serviam.net/
>>269517http://rapidshare.com/files/340334843/LJ-ZMRTVHDM.part1.rarhttp://rapidshare.com/files/340355210/LJ-ZMRTVHDM.part2.rarhttp://rapidshare.com/files/340374138/LJ-ZMRTVHDM.part3.rarhttp://rapidshare.com/files/340394316/LJ-ZMRTVHDM.part4.rarhttp://rapidshare.com/files/340415220/LJ-ZMRTVHDM.part5.rarhttp://rapidshare.com/files/340429588/LJ-ZMRTVHDM.part6.rarPassword for the files: leverkuhnJust finished downloading and am listening...I APPROVE. Ultimately, I really want to see this as well:http://www.amazon.com/Leos-Janacek-Chereau-Festival-Aix-en-Provence/dp/B0012LH82Y/ref=wl_it_dp_o?ie=UTF8&coliid=I2IUHQ2CMHMHKV&colid=3SZ0PI3RY4CAW
>>269526my goodness anonymous you are amazing, thank youi will need to download this tomorrow after i dleete a top gear episodes or two, lord have mercy on my hard drive!
This breakup's led me to realize I should never, ever let my friends hook me up with anyone ever. Time for Dan Bicker to grow some balls and actually talk to people. LIKE A WARRIOR.Also fuck you Kings of Leon, stop fucking up my pandora stations with your shitacular vocals. I hate you.
I don't think I like any of my friends anymore.
>>269530Ironically, I'm so damn single I wish my friends would hook me up with someone.Also, why the fuck haven't I seen either the new A-Team movie or The Expendables, god fucking damn it.
>>269531Not even one?
Hell yes, Passion Pit.
>HELL YEAH FRENCH TOAST>sourdough rye breadI hate going back on a promise
>>269490You guys better have another party thread so I can shake my fist.
Apparently the beach party had been sold out for an entire day and the website was never update, so it's a good thing I didn't go!
"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves: "Britons never will be slaves." FUCK YEAH, BRITAIN!
Uncle's place confirmed for October 7-10. Bus ticket bought. NYCC weekend pass bought.LET'S DO THIS.
So, my psychology teacher never showed up for the first day of class, and we all just left after about a half hour.Wait, what this part of the class? OH GOD I'M CONFUSED. D:
>>269547It was all a psych test. You all failed.
>>269547Yes.I wish I could find Troy's. That was the best.
Aw, damn. I sure am a chatty drunk. Sorry about that.I jogged a full 5K for the first time since I broke my ankle at the end of May. Feels good man.
>>269547Did you all leave around the same time?
>>269569Pretty much.
Really.
Oh my god, CJ-6A's are great fun but fuck me running side ways, they're hell in humidity.
GUYSGUYSSO I HAVE BEEN ACTING LIKE A HEALTHY HUMAN BEING (hahahahahaha oh god)AND I AM 105LBS NOW.FIVE POUNDS AWAY FROM BEING ABLE TO GIVE BLOODVICTOLY.
>>269592GO ASKAL GOOOOO!
>>269592The trick is to remember to not forget to eat.It took me years to figure that one out.
Man, I need to exercise more. I don't even want to be in perfect shape, I just want less of a gut.
They put down my cat. ;_; She was 17 years old. I haven't seen her in eight months.She was like one of only four or five reasons I have for living. Shit. ;_;
>>269592Congratulations!
>tonight
>>269604Internet condolences, bro. :(
>>269604It's fine to love a pet, and people do get pretty attached.But if your cat is a top five reason for living... you've got some self-reflection to do.
>>269592I thought you were a little on the heavy side.
>>269604Poor thing! ;~; *internet hugs*
The county fair is coming next month~I love faaaairs~
>>269621Askal is babbies
Speaking of babbies, my little sister is starting college next week. The university is 20 minutes away. She moved in yesterday, and already bawwed to my mom so much that she drove over there to hang out.What the fuck.
>>269621Not really, I'm a little waif of a person. Lately I have had a bit of a gut and I never did bother to exercise with the intent of toning up but like Bard says, I am basically a babby.>>269647But not like that! Goodness, KH, your sister is beeg babby.
>>269592Wait did you lose weight or gain weight?
>>269650gain weight
HrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnggggGggggghghrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhoooooooAAAAaaaaaaaarrrrl
>>269651Oh okay I was wondering because at 105 lbs I can probably fling you pretty far.
God fucking dammit I hate Enya's "Anywhere Is." Finally deleted it from my music collection.It's like there's this wonderful potential for a nice tune in it, but it ends up so hideously bouncy.
I can't stop laughing. I've been guffawing for almost half an hour straight now because my asshole friend sent me that video of the Dutch TV presenter laughing at his disabled guests, and now I'm tired and sore and I just want to go to bed.
>>269592
God dammit I am slightly drunk and I got to make out with this dude and apparently he's my friend's BFF, but my friend is into me but I am into this dude and FFFFFFFFFFI HAVE BEEN COCKBLOCKED
My Pokemon Pearl cartridge is missing and I really wanted to play it. :(. Last I saw/knew of it Maya had it, an she doesn't talk to me anymore so unless it pops up here I'm never going to see it againsadface! On the brightside, I've decided to get a tattoo this Friday! An small octopus.
>>269592How short are you that 105 isn't underweight?
Fuck, I need a good idea. ;A;
>>269688Remember to wash behind your ears.
God, there are way too many fucking cats in my neighborhood.
>>269687My mum's about 5'1'' and has barely broken 100lbs more than 5 times in her life. Some people just have teeny builds. She's not underweight, just smaller.
>>269688Make a show called "Biker Mice From Mars". It'll be awesome. Live action or gtfo.
First a BBQ then a jaccuzi booze fest. Let's hope I don't drown. Cheers kiddos. Have a great night. I'll think of you when I need some lulz. Most people ain't got nothing on you guys. (wtf is that about? fuck you guys for raising my standards for strangers)
>>269682>tattoo of a small octopusQuickest way to get inked.And I'd ask Mayekoi to stop acting like a child, but well...
I found a bunch of ants crawling all over the pantry and you know what? They can have it for now. I Windex'd a handful of them, but it's late at night and it'd be a real project to actually get rid of the whole bunch, so they can continue as they are until tomorrow when I'll have more time and help. Besides, it doesn't look like they've actually succeeded at getting into the food yet, and it certainly can't hurt to let them feast on that poison trap for a few hours.That said: fucking ants.
Hungry, but don't want to eat. Hm.
>>269697Cinnamon. Seriously, buy a small packet and just dust the fucking place with it. It messes up their antennea, so they fucking hate the the stuff. Wait, like, overnight, and then just clean everything up and keep an eye on the place the next few days to see where the ants are getting in from. Then put a small bit of cinnamon over that area, and the ants will leave you alone. I had a terrible infestation the first summer I moved in, and ever since I cinnamoned the place, I haven't seen a single ant.
I hate my body so much right now.In a week and a half I've gone from absolute picture of health, crippling diarrhoea, crippling constipation, mild diarrhoea, shitting blood and then back to terrible diarrhoea.I couldn't eat at the staff kebab van meeting after work tonight - fucking sucked. I love kebabs.
Indian food good.
>>269702I LOVE INDIAN FOOD.WHY CAN'T I EAT INDIAN FOOD ANYMORE?WHY, BODY? WHY?I swear to Jesus, body, when I find your weaknessyou are going down
>>269705...Did you go to the doctor, like people said you should?
>>269706I consulted a doctor, and they said the best option was to wait and see if it stopped, because it had pretty much dried up for a good hour. They figure it was just piles.It's hard to get medical attention for a not-instantly-life-threatening problem at 3 o'clock in the morning.If the problem persisted, or if I fealt the onset of blood loss problems, I should either call the doctor again, and they'd send out a car for me, or if it was blood loss, call an ambulance for a blood transfusion.Either way, my ass has ceased spewing vital body fluids, and has resorted to instead spewing what-shouldn't-be fluids, so I'll most likely check with a doctor on Monday, because now it's hit the week and a half mark it's the sign of a more serious problem - although my dad has had something nasty like this for going on 3 months, and they don't have a clue what to do with it. Obscure, foreign strands of norovirus are hard to treat.
>>269700Oh hey, I think that's what my mom's been using, though I can't recall how affective it's been. I'll try doing what you say tomorrow. My brother found out and decided it couldn't wait (I guess building houses in Africa teaches you something about work ethic), and I couldn't just let him toil away on his own, so we cleared the food out and killed all the ants we could. They had been getting into the Tootsie Pops, but almost nothing else, so they probably won't be back in such large numbers now that their sugar goldmine has been thrown out. Also, I put down an extra trap next to their point of origin, but it had been sitting in my room for a while so I don't know if they'll go for it.
>discovered Nutella>my god what have I been missing
>>269705Just buy some fucking Tums.
>>269710This so hard. Thank you, people who kept talking about it here.
Okay, where the hell did this ABLOO BLOO BLOO stuff come from?Seriously, I can't find anyone who knows, and the usual suspects for something like this aren't turning anything up.I know the usual answer is just LURK MOAR, but that didn't help. So, does anyone here know?
>>269705Your body's weakness is indian food. Now all you have to do is find a way to weaponize it.But seriously, sorry to hear about your troubles.
>>269725>does anyone know? Yeah.ABLOO BLOO BLOO
>>269725It's actually from Clone High>>269726>Indian foodpic related
I...I think I just found a porn video of myself.Huh.
>>269742.........w....what?
>>269743My own clone?
>>269744Oh lord, I hope not.
>>269688>>Need a good idea.I don't know.....get a booth at Anthro-con and sell your art. Oh, and make a REALLY nice piece of art and put said art up for bid. Is that what you're looking for?
o I ham wat I ham
What an eventful two days.After getting my heart ripped out and such by my best friend, I retreated back into the bottle for the first time in 3 years. A good friend and my mom snapped me out of my funk (which I'm still kind of in), and now it's repair time. I haven't felt this shitty about myself and how I see myself in so long...I'm taking a break from everyone. I need to take a long hard look in the mirror and find some admiration for myself again.sage for shit post
>>269756Stay steady, Bart. We're here if you need to vent.
I need to do something with my life.
omgso hungover
>>269760I'm in a very good place right now. Hey /baw/ answer me honestly. will you marry me?
Sometimes I worry that, even though I don't drink very often, I might be a potential alcoholic.
>>269763...Are you asking ME or are you asking /baw/?Either way my answer is yes <3
>>269534Eh, some of them.
I just got to drive my drunk boss home AGAIN.Assholes are setting off fireworks.I'm going to burn the fucking house down.
>>269766I'm okay with this. If tooth would join us I would be very happy panda.
>>269609I don't have a whole lot of reasons for living. To get a place so I could fetch her and then care for her until she did die (which I'd hoped wouldn't be for another year or so) was one of them.
sometimes you want to be close to someone so bad it hurtsbut in the morning you remember that living alone isnt so bad
ARRRRGH. WHY DO SO MANY ARTISTS TAKE MY MONEY AND NEVER ACTUALLY GIVE ME THE ART I PAYED FOR.
i wonder if this board has a strikethrough functionor italics?
>>269791>paying someone before recieving the serviceHas that EVER been a good idea? Just say you've been boned before, and withhold payment until you get your art. Plus it's incentive to get your art faster.
Talking with a customer last night before my shift started at the pub:>So, a foam party?>Yeah, tomorrow about 8. Wet t-shirt competition, first prize £50.>Aww, yeah, girls in wet t-shirts.>Haha, yeah. Going to be damn cold, though.>It's alright. Me and you can stand at the back, warm 'em up with cuddles, if you know what I mean?>Ha ... yeah....>"Come here love, I got a towel. Yeah.">*Cough*>Yeah, I'll just be standing at the back watching all the girls. Drying them off. Ahaha, it'll be ... good.> ... yeah ... my shift starts about now, so I'm going on bar. Have a good night....I honestly cannot stand lecherous men.It's like I'm only an IRL white knight, because fuck camwhores. The sluts.
>>269796what if it's a friend?
>>269799Friendship should not get in the way of good business.Also lol at Goblin. YOU A SUCKAH.
Guys.I'm a make-out slut.
>>269808Well, as long as you're admitting to it. It took me years before I realized that myself.
>>269808Meh.
Hell of a party last night. I leveled up. Woke up wearing flow sticks and smelling like bonfire.
Man, I start school tomorrow. I'm not as nervous as I thought I would be.
>>269811>glow sticksfix'd >>269808slow news day today.
>>269488These Macanudos are my favorite so far, they're really smooth. I don't like them too strong. I'm still trying out new stuff regularly though. Anyway, I got to smoke that one I was craving since you mentioned cigars by introducing my cousin to them.
>>269852I really don't know too much about lighter cigars, and the few that I've gotten have been too light (see: No flavor, no nothing) or a few really good ones I got for a friend but forgot the name.http://www.kirstenpipe.com/page_cigars.shtmlThis is the place I usually go to, but it's as simple as looking up a few brand names and a 'store locator' to find a quality place near you. The people that work there are 90% Bros, and can help you out.
>>269710Welcome to the club.>>269775This could only end badly. Sexily, but badly.
>>269858MAKE IT SO.
http://www.Demonoid.com/register.php?with_invite=1ninjalovesyouXny5h1ca5sj8el3b7azhlbna2dmytxmzninjalovesyouX27dvyemjutvovupxceumau98hninjalovesyouX5k8zc27p5gi228q15bmkszolf0gbg1dninjalovesyouXmsjvc5fjqp9mn51rnk6cfb4t7qbninjalovesyouXyyha3p6bbyw4f97z62en803l727m7uu
This is almost as good a meme as Guile's Theme Goes With Everything.Now if only they would cover that, we'd have the best of everything.
>>269873this is my face when people think demonoid invites are exclusive or somewhat valuable
>just spent ~£30 on books and seriously tacky jewellery
Who the fuck is Colbie Caillait and why am I being recieving copyright infringement notices from Comcast for downloading her music.
>>269892Is your internet connection open?
I need to write something, but everything in my brain feels terribly derivative and fanboyesque. I don't wanna be a hack, but I feel like if I don't do something creative, I might esplode.
dohoho why not whore ourselves
>>269901
>>269882I'm still amazed at myself for never using the site. Ever.
Chinchillaaaaaa~
>>269913... you found one of my weaknesses.oh gosh~
>>269915My neighbour a few years back had baby Chinchillas.So.cuuuuuuuuuuute.
>>269913I wish I wasn't allergic to these I would love one so bad they're so cuuuute.
>find bug bites on the back of my cat's neck>FLEAS EVERYWHERE
>>269915You don't say.
I'm watching the Emmys while drinking beer and eating an entire pizza alone in my apartmentMy life is awesome y/y
>>269932Fluffy.Bouncy.bitty.little.Mayun! Yesseseeeeesses
>>269949Save me some dat zza I'll be right over bro.
Oh no! Now that I've lost my falcon paunch, my favorite jeans are too big!
Thank god my plan has data in its included value.Just saw a guy on the station that looks like moot. And another that looks like zachary quinto.Also, news crew? On *my* station? And probably some mp, or metro representative, talking about how great all the upgrades are, and please don't ask us when we'll update the infrastructure instead of just a couple of stations. Thank fuck we have an election in November, although I doubt anyone's going to do it./rant
>>269855The only 3 I'm sure I tried on that page are Cohiba, too strong for me, Ashton, which I really liked and will usually fall back on if I don't find Macanudo. Some others look familiar but I only really remember those that I either really like or don't like at all.
since I've got a foam mattress I've been on my bed with my labtop more often and more naked
>>269953see:>>269615
>>269957oh my
>>269957Now I'll never be able to unsee it.
chris chan just destroyed his ps3oh my
/baw/, I really, really want to get the new Arcade Fire album. And I want to get it on vinyl. I don't own a record player (yet)am I a terrible person? :<
>>269967I'm waiting for when he breaks all the computers in his house so that no one will talk about him anymore.>>269957But what are they hiding? ...
>>269968Do you have the money for it?I don't want to assume.
>>269970the vinyl? Yeah, it fits in my budget. The record player doesn't though, so it would just sit unplayed on my bookshelf for who knows how long. I THINK I'm getting my dad's record player in November, since that's when I'm getting my new apartment with my sister.
>>269975I've seen lots of vinyl players in my area selling for dirt cheap on craigslist, but I doubt they're in good condition. No pictures or clever angles. I imagine it'd be the same for you, but it might be worth checking out. Buuuut if you just get pleasure from having the vinyl, then you really are so fucking hipster zomg and should just do what makes you happy.
>>269975Go steal it when he's not around.
Goddammit Doom stop making out with everyone
>>269979don't judge the business of a man until you have made out a mile in his shoes.
>>269976>spoilerOH GOD IT'S TRUE ISN'T IT. I know for sure my dad's player is it top condition. He's a gigantic music nerd (of music from his youth). He doesn't use it much and knows I've been wanting his record collection since I was 12, so I can probably haggle off of him.
>>269982Well, it sounds like it would be in good hands with you. Good luck!
>>269979miley get on msn
>>269983I will care for it more than my children. 60-80's music is, like, my quiet obsession
>>269976>Buuuut if you just get pleasure from having the vinyl, then you really are so fucking hipster zomgor you like actually paying for your music and want a decent quality tangible product.srsly cds are cheap and tacky, records are sexy objects of craftsmanship.
>>269989They also degrade in sound with every play. You have every reason to love them, but lots of audiophiles can't stand the audio-loss. Vinyl lovers are ... well... vinyl lovers. Gotta admit that you're right, that shit is pretty sexy.
bad bearworst ursidae
>>269993I still show people this video to this day!I love the way the Bea jumps at the Miley even though she knows the glass is in the way.
>>269996
>>269991I'm a vinyl lover myself, but I only play them on special occasions. A laptop with good speakers playing lossless files is much more practical. I don't really understand the appeal of vinyl, but I still love it. It just makes you treasure the music that much more.My internet connection has been spotty all day, and I'm trying to download the sixth season of Top Gear. I get an episode, and then it's down for three hours.
>>270001fuk u i criedgoodnight sharks
THIS SONG. THIS FUCKING SONG.
>>270011It's ridiculous how much attention this guy is getting.
>>270019Antoine Dodson is a national treasure.
HEY ASTRO I BOUGHT YOU A SEXY DOC OC PINUP AT THE CON.EMAIL ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND IT TO YOU.
>>270027>>sexy>>Doc OcWhy you gotta put these images in my head, Coelasquid.
>>270041I bought a calendar of Supervillain erotica and dissected it so everybody who visited could have pinups. It was fabulous.
>>270027>sexy Doc Oc pinupThis feeling... is this "kind of want" or "should not want"?
as if missing the libertines at reading didnt make me sad enough now i cant even watch their set on the bbc sitelove is over
>>270043>calendar of Supervillain eroticaWhat.What what what. (I need this.)
>>270048http://idontlikemundays.com/This guy makes them, I think it was going to be a book he was working on with somebody else originally, but that project kinda got shelf'd. He also does a comic called "Quarter Life Crisis" about post apocalyptic Toronto in a world where some mystery disease killed off everyone who wasn't 25. On his site he says it's kind of like "Scott Pilgrim meets Mad Max" which is a pretty accurate summary.
Guess I'll have to start looking for someone else.
Oh hey there.
>Get on +4>Front page>all dos Poiblo throidsThis is the quality +4 deserves.
>>270059there you arei told miley to tell you hii bet he didn't even do it
>>270057This sums up the weekend perfectly.>>270060Don't sweat it.
>>270057aughaghgah I hate photos of me so much please no more. Like, seriously. augh...
>>270063Too late!
>This. Whole. Freaking. Week.
>>270067Man, I need to cut my hair so bad. My highly idealized self portraits are becoming inaccurate.
Went shoppin' and shit!So many dresses. so many.>>270043ThisIThis is the best thing.
>>270027I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT ME OH GOD I AM SO EXCITED THAT'S HILARIOUS
>>270027Secondary reaction: MY MOTHER IS GOING TO DISOWN ME IF I HANG THAT ON MY WALL.
>>270060I'm sorry I didn't see the post. No internets in cada :(
>>270076I posted here before I went to twitter, my apologies.
>>270080S'okay. I'm even more excited now, if that's even possible.
>>270043I think I'll wait to give the other Harbers their pinups until the next show. We're gonna want to hear their reactions.
Poutine!
>>270079I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOUomg Toronto looks fun
My ex-girlfriend (who is also currently my roommate) (and who I'm still pretty much in love with) has started messing around with some other guy. They've been seeing each other for about two weeks and have continuously had sex 3 or 4 times a day since they first went out. She's decided that just going to his place isn't enough, 'cause now they're fucking here. I'm so fucking angry, I can't even stand it.
>>270086>I moved in with my girlfriendI found your problem, bro.
Also, smiling.Please don't ban me.
>>270088Instant reaction image generator: Doom's Face.
>friend's 8 year old sister says I'd be a good cartoon voice actorImokaywiththis.jpg
>>270090Miley stop talking to little girls.
>Talking to Squid on Facebook>Bro sup>Sup Bro>Conversation suddenly turns to poverty, gangs, and wolf skins>This is awesome>Squid is awesome
>Not being in Toronto anymore
>>270094We used to have a bear skin too, but my dad traded it for a bayonet and an RCMP sword or something like that.
>this thread
>>270100The most wicked of trades.
>>270084I still think it's funny the Americabros pronounce it like POU-tine instead of the customary "pou-TINE" I'm used to hearing. Every time they say it it sounds like they're going to say "poontang".
>>270084>>270103I'm thinking about just giving up and saying "Putin."
>>270104At first I thought you said "Putain", French for prostitute.
>>270104
>I have no idea how to say it
Got college in a week.My four month vacation is coming to a close.
I cannot and will not eat any more fucking wheat pillows.
>>270094I can't stop laughing at this macro. It's too much.
Doom just left for the airport. I have to work in the morning so I'm gonna powernap for a couple hours instead of accompanying him. But there goes the best man who ever slept in my bed.
>>270059Fuck year forever
I am so fucking shittired of whoever the fuck owns that goddamn ass baby that keeps crying every fucking day really loudly.YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT COMPLEX AS I DO BUT I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR LITTLE SHIT SPEWING IT'S SHIT AROUND.FFFFFUUUUCCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUU
>>270001I'm not normally a bleeding heart vegetarian animal loving weenie, but this picture makes me hate all humans. Sharks are so perfect and precious leave them alone ;_;>>270103I don't even say the 'ou', it's usually just p'tine.
>>270137Unfortunately, their perfection extends to taste.
Goddamn did last night suck. My machines broke down in ways I did not think they could even break. They pushed the limits of 'shitty night at work.' Fuckin' dinosaurs.The worst part is, I spent a lot of time trying to come up with clever ways to describe how shitty the night was going, and then when someone in the hallway actually asked how things were, all I could say was "I've had better." Damn it.
...I haven't seen my ladyfriend in a week. Fuckin' schedules, how do they work?
>this day so far
1)Get a better job (at the local tv station)2)Go to doctor about nerve damage in right hand3)Apply for study abroad to England at college4)Swear off alcohol for good5)Win my best friend's heart for goodAGENTS ARE...GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>270185Bart, your youthful energy is showing.
My roommates gf broke up with him last night and he's been drinking into blackness since. He was gonna ask her to marry him :( my roommate is a super bro, and this whole debacle has made him decide to move away. I'm gonna miss him.
>>270185FUCK YEAH BART!Youse good people, always was.
>>270185good luck!Well I finally fixed the internet. I'm not going to say what was wrong with it because it is just too stupid, and I now I am stupid for not being able to figure it out and get it fixed two days ago.
I just found out who my roommate is going to be, and after glancing at his Facebook all I have to say is that he kind of reminds me of my uncle Kevin. Which is good, because he's the Fun Uncle, but bad, because he's also the Crazy Uncle.This means I should probably bring my two bigass Hellboy collections as peace offerings.
Alrighty, so by the end of this year this is should all be completed:- House should be about (mostly) repainted (halfway there!)- Moved up into my room- Back in school (should be be fixed withing the week)- Employed full-time with benefits- Independent status earned"Operation: Piggy Gets Shit (back) on Track" is ON!
>you need to make more important decisions on your own>why didn't you ask for my permission before applying for that job
>decide to post on 4chan today>"you're a girl who's had more than one sexual partner, so we're going to take Kaziklu the racist pedophile's side in this argument about healthy sexuality">When will I learn :I
>>270246kaziklu is still active?
>>270246Whore.
>>270246Who?
>>270246Yeah, that's pretty much par for the course.>>270234Parents can be assholes like that, but they ultimately want what's best for you.
>>270259> but they ultimately want what's best for you.http://lmgtfy.com/?q=parental+co-dependency
>still mad about virgins on the internet>suddenly want to write and draw a sex advice book for teens and young adults>Chapter 5: If you can't afford condoms you shouldn't be having sex>Chapter 16: You are not a virgin if you've had anal, Sally>Chapter 35: Don't have sex with your teachers: practice for not having sex with co-workers>89: If You Just Want to Have Sex for Physical Satisfaction, Masturbation is Cheaper and Safer>Chapter 89B: You're going to be using your hands most of the time anyway>Everything will be illustrated...Maybe I could make lemonade out of these lemons
My sister caught me off guard and now I have accidentally agreed to join a kickboxing club.Goddamnit it.
>Charge phone after it being dead all weekend>over nine thousand text messagesDammit Fanexpo I am still tired.Ama I have your cartridge. Git yer butt down here and take it also party hard.I am pretty much ignoring the internet except to occasionally post status updates so people don't think I've died.So. I not dead. Yet.
SINCE WHEN CAN STINKBUGS FLYFUCKDAMMIT MY BLOOD PRESSUREIT'S STILL IN THE ROOM
Ah, extreme muggy heat and blinding upper back pain. What a wonderful start to the week. And my doctor's office was closed so I'll have to wait until tomorrow to make a career-saving appointment and hopefully also score medicinal pot that my benefits will pay for yay. My problem is pretty much some of my muscles are Hulk and some of them are Banner. The Hulk muscles keep tearing the Banner muscles. So I need to keep working out to keep all of my muscles in Hulk shape. All last week I did so many pushups and my back didn't hurt, then this weekend I was lazy, and now I'm in such pain it's tearful.So at least now I know how to keep this at bay. But I still want free pot. >>270284My PeeeeeaaaarlI might be able to pop down later this month for, like, a day and a half. I will take it then.
>>270277I would buy ten of that.As long as it's not hardcover and looks like a serious book from the outside.
>>270288Chicken Soup for People Who Want to Fuck
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT I JUST FIXED THE CAR, HOW DID I MISS ALL OF THATGODDAMNIT WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I GET HIS INFO? NOW THE FUCKING ENGINE DOOR WON'T OPEN, AND THE LISCENCE PLATE'S GONE, AND MOTHERFUCKING HELL HOW COULD I HAVE NOT NOTICED THIS?!?!?GODDAMNIT, I WAS 20 BUCKS AWAY FROM A NEW IPOD, NOW I HAVE TO PAY AGAIN TO GET ALL THIS SHIT REPLACED, FUCKING SHIT COCK DAMNIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>270287>extreme muggy heatYou missed a whole weekend of me and my self-perpetuating perspiration.
>>270316Wait, I'm confused, did you work on the car yourself and fuck up? Or did you get the car serviced and he clearly fucked you over?Because if it's the later, you can report his business and file a claim against him to get your money back and the repairs done.
>>270278That is awesome.
>>270234sounds just like my parents.
>>270316>>270322this. You didn't let some guy with a wrench work on it, right? Go back to the shop and tell them they lost your fucking license plate, get a manager or head mechanic asap. That shit ain't right.
>>270322No, I mean, the work on my car was finished this morning, and on the way back home today, I tried to brake at a stop and ended up skidding on the water and bumped into the guy in front. When we pulled away, it didn't look like anything had happened, so we didn't share info or anything, but when I got back home my bumper was holding my engine door shut and my front license plate was gone. My guess is the latter happened later while I was driving, and I just didn't notice it fall off.I can afford fixing it, I just hate that all this is coming out of my pocket when I was so close to a new iPod.Oh, and 50 Cent dicking around with Cee-lo's "Fuck You" song is making me angry too.
I always have way too much fun editing Harbs.
So I order pizza and then 10 minutes later notice a voicemail from my best bro forever. He wants to go to Lone Star, and I'm all 'hells yeah'. So I call him up and we plan, but it's too late now to cancel the pizza, so now I'm letting it cool a bit while I wait for my laundry to finish and then I'm off to Lone Star. And the 'za I just ordered will be my lunch/dinner for the next week. Awwwwww yeah.
>spend an hour making a cell for a spectroscopy experiment>carefully and painstakingly ensure that everything's aligned>guy who keeps having me do favors for him takes my cell and runs experiments before i get a chance>doesn't even thank me let alone ask>tells me that for putting the cell together for him, he'll teach me how to do the experiment>I already know how. He was there when I learned it. We learned at the same time. >asshole doesn't listen to anything i say>doesn't listen>doesn't listen
>>270341In that case it's kinda your goof, but i wish you well Amigo and hope all goes Smooth.
>>270354Ouch, those kinda people are never fun, I spent my summer with one, I wish you well on you schoolings.
Why is nobody responding to my texts .I Have messaged like 14 people is my phone not working goddamn.Also my friend told me his gf is okay with us having sex. If she gets to watch. Neither of us know what to think of this.
>>270374That all depends, is he handsome?
>>270369I know.Ah well, at least my classes are pretty cool.
>>270378Dope, good luck.
My little brother now wears sweater vests.I'm conflicted.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129528196&sc=fb&cc=fpIs believing in God evolutionarily advantageous?
>>270395Considering its a key factor in our ancestors forming, advancing and expanding the very existance of society, I'd say yes. For good or for bad. Whether it is NOW or not is a debatable question.
Why does going to campus always turn into a multi hour endeavour whenever I aim to do something as simple as printing out my schedule?I am bad at time management.
>>270395Yes. Religion as a whole was advantageous to the human race. More so for smaller hunter/gatherer tribes.It tends to fuck up in larger populations.
>>269913http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cmh72Z9ISIChinchilla massage
All up ons Meebo at a public computer. Chatting with my friend and how lame we are just makes me think of Homestuck.I think maybe I need a longer vacation from the internet.
The great aunt who I've loathed all my life is dying and I can't help but feel a little tinge of sadness at it.
>>270418I know the feeling. My not-crazy grandmother who called me a fatass for ten years died back in '08. I cried at her funeral.But I did get a plate of sandwiches out of the deal, so that was pretty cool.
>>270419Shortly after I made this post I realized the irony of that.DAMN YOU, FUNERAL SANDWICH PLATTER.
>>270420The irony is delicious.
OH SHIT YESSome guy I know just said he might be able to fix my computer for me.He's gonna try taking it apart, resautering shit, etc. I told him I'd owe him infinity blowjobs but I'm really just gonna give him a taco or something. But seriously, this is the greatest.
>>270425God that sounds great.
>>270421SO delicious.
>>270428I don't know if you are talking about the having a computer or the infinity blowjobs ._ .
>>270409My personal little theory is that it's not the religion that's the problem, it's when people use it as a source of power. If it was all about doing good works and prayer and trying to understand our place in the universe it'd be different. >>270418My cousin died last week. He was only 28. I met him a grand total of two times, probably said a grand total of fifty sentences to him, but I still felt awful.
>>270437Yes.
>>270438It's like my mom told my friend:Christianity does not force itself on others. Christian's do.
>>270442And sage for a misplaced apostrophe .
So wait, in that Meatloaf song, what is that one thing he won't do for love?
Imagine what National Geographic could do with a scaled down, more affordable version of this. 2 weeks in the air? Aerial cruise ships are here. I will now be open for the recruitment and training of Wingmen and Women for my band of Air Pirates
>>270448I want to be in the crow's nest.
>>270448I'm already an air pirate!I've DL'd torrents using an airline's inflight wifi!Seriously though, airships kick major ass.
>Have to wake up at 6 AM tomorrow morning for dental surgery>Going to be fucked up on pain killers all dayTomorrow is gonna suck
>>270462>Going to be fucked up on pain killers all dayI fail to see the problem.
>>270464Unlike some people I enjoy being able to function and do things.
>>270465Oh that bad. When I have dental, I just take it local anesthetic and take PEELS home. Then just have a numb float around.
>mom calls me up>asks to borrow money>second time in a weekHow do I have more money than my parents. I work part time and am irresponsible. Id call them out on it but I imagine its embarassing enough.
Did a few of my posts get deleted?
Wow, pixiv has a lot of good disney stuff.
I just went out on the back patio for a smoke and noticed that my neighbors have a new addition to the fake pond in their backyard: a midget-sized weeping angel statue.I am going to have nightmares for weeks.
>>270484Don't. Blink.
>>270485Oh, don't worry, I didn't. Hell, I didn't even BREATHE until I got back downstairs.Weeping Angels are right up there with The Gentlemen on the list of scary things I never want to encounter ever.
My stomach and bowel problems appear to have cleared ... only to be replaced by a bad cold.FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>270484GET OUTTA THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>270504I would rather suffer from chronic sinus infections and runny noses than chronic digestive pain and nausea, man. :\
I love being able to hide shitty threads.
>>270508So would I, but the stomach problems cleared about a few hours before the cold really came on and for a little while I thought I'd be healthy again.Crushed my dreams....
>>270506I CAN'T JUST LEAVE, JAZZ. I HAVE SERIOUS HERMIT INVESTMENTS IN THIS RESIDENCE.Although, with the frequency that awkward moments are happening lately, I may need to cut my losses eventually.
>Woke>Boke>Listening to Devin the Dude
>>270514>look him up on Youtube>See What I Can Pull>the gif syncs perfectly
Today my brother taught me how to commit a B&E over the phone after I got locked out of the house.Good times.
>>270530I had to break into my own house once. The details are mostly boring, but it ended with me sliding through a window onto the couch, then the floor, feeling much like a fish just hauled aboard a fishing vessel.
>>270535Sounds about right.
>>270535Oh man, I had bust into my house quite a few times during high school when we were short on house keys for some reason I can't remember.I eventually just learned to keep a few windows in my room unlocked all the time, and to keep my desk clean, because I'd be on it almost all the time I'd break in, and didn't want any stuff broken.
>>270539Our house only has one door and all the windows are blocked by vanities and bookshelves and wardrobes and air conditioners and shit. If I got locked out I was screwed until someone woke up/came home. On the plus side we probably don't have to worry about anyone breaking in. Not like there's anything here they'd want anyway.
Oh god I slept for 15 hours how does this even happen.
I've broken out of more houses than I've broken into.
Didn't get the job.
http://www.theharbingervondoom.com/archives/2010/8/31/fanexpo-2010-the-doom-that-came-to-toronto.htmlThere you go.
>>270551Oh, no.
>>270552Oh, yes.
>>270551>miley cyrus just got a mushroomThat made me laugh my ass off for absolutely no reason.
I tried to break in to my house the other day, fell off my pergula and broke the garden table.Propped it up with wood and went to my friend's house to play watch football until someone came home. No one noticed.
I've had to "break into" my house many times since my family forgets that duplicate keys don't work on the deadbolt for some reason.(I use the dog door.)
>>270558You either have a very big dog or you are a very tiny man.
>>270560A little of both.
I hate my college.
You know when you say you'll do something with someone, and then you don't want to?
I had to break into my own FRIEND'S house once. I was utterly nervous since my cousin came along. I don't know about you guys, but two big fat mexicans walking into the back yard of a nice big white-peep house and then going through their back window by jamming it open with a knife doesn't seem kosher....I have absolutely no memory of what the hell my friend made me go to his house for now.
This pathetic guy we all take for granted and don't feel bad about it at all A friend of mine has his own house (re: wealthy parents from/in South Korea), and my main filmmaking group of friends use it as a base of operations and sometimes production sets. We realized he'll forget to lock at least one back/side door, so we get to fuck with him or chill when he's not there whenever we want.
DAN BICKER GONNA FIND HIMSELF A JOB. YEEEEEEEEEAH. Wish me luck bitches.
>Sweet Pabro: Dude>Sweet Pabro: How do you even use a Bowflex?>Sweet Pabro: I just flailed around for 30 minutes
>>270579Bowflex? More like...Broflex.
>>270577Good Luck.
>Sign up for Programming course with highest-rated computer teacher in the college.>Get there.>LOL he moved to Qatar for some reason.>Replacement teach the worst-rated computer teacher in the college.>Can't add classes anymore to replace this....damnit.
>>270548Sorry to hear that. Better luck next time.>>270577Good luck.
>"you cannot wear that dress to this event it's a party dress you need a different kind of dress for next week">...Dresses come in kinds?>"also it's out of season">What does that even mean.>"let's go shopping what kind of lipliner, lipgloss, and/or lipstick do you this you'd look good in?">AREN'T THOSE THE SAME THINGoh god I do not know how to female in the slightest :C
mmm I kinda of feel good and bad that calc is my hardest class this semesterbut I only have a month until I write essays to transfer schoolsand I'm housesitting I hope I don't mess up
>>270580>>270579I've been meaning to do some working out. Is Bowflex any good?
>>270587Don't feel too bad. I've been female for as long as I can remember, and I still don't know how to put on pantyhose.
Starting Sunday I'm gonna go vegetarian for two weeks. For an endurance or something whatever. I don't particularly like vegetables and the only thing I like more than meat is copious amounts of meat. Advice please?
>>270593Are you not going to eat fish, eggs or chicken parmigiana?
I just screamed at something so hard I gave myself a headache.Ow.
>>270598Fear scream or rage scream?
>>270601Rage Scream.
>>270602
>>270602Well, I hope you had fun.
>>270603I dropped a dumbbell on the wooden floorboards in my room. There's a nasty dent in them now. I mad.
I have a date <3
an old jaguar 420g is for sale in my neighborhood! $1500 asking price. to be honest it looks like something from those Top Gear cheap car challenges where they end up having to tow each other around or put out fires in the engine, but still. It's wonderful and lovely and it's a classic, goddamn it. but I also have my eye on a lovely 67 firebird, asking for $8000 and in near-perfect condition. what a dilemma! also I only have $6500 in the bank and no job whoops
also I'm in big trouble.my cell phone feels like the outside of an oven at 500 degrees, it won't turn on at all, and I'm expecting some rather important calls.
>>270551OH boy gotta get to a computer with sound.>>270595No fish or chicken, but possibly eggs. Not going vegan, and eggs are just chicken periods after all.
>>270610WOOOOOO Just don't terrify them with your... interesting tales.
>>270618Oh, like I tell that to anyone but the internet.
>>270612That settles it. You can't afford the Firebird, so don't even think about it anymore. Use the Jag as motivation. If you find a job, get the jag. Now GO!>>270616Have you tried taking out the battery?
This dog knows a three minute dance routine.
>>270619You're super sweet and charming on Skype.You frighten me here.
>my face when the painkillers and sedation wore off in the middle of surgery so now I don't even get the satisfaction of being able to just nap all day and am wide away with horrible pain and wads of bloody gauze pads and I am forced to eat nothing but totmato soup for three days straight because I can't chew food and it's all I can afford and now my mom is pissed at me because it's her birthday and I didn't call her/respond to her messages despite telling her just the other day that I was getting surgery
I have used a dangerous amount of fly spray on this moth, and the little bastard has died once already ... BUT WHY IS IT STILL MOVING?!
What a lousy day.
DERP
>>270638I think you mean DRR...DRR...DRR...
>>270643
Durarara?
>>270651Woman where is your head. Get it back on this instant. You can't even see what you're doing and it quite embarrassing.
:(
Suicide conversations should not lead to taking the knot jokes. It's just silly.
>>270619Plus4 knows more about your privates than any man ever will.Video unrelated.
>>270672I've rode my bike over those.It was pretty sweet.
>run into friend from last semester>"great to see you, how was your summer, godDAMN your hair is shorter, yadda yadda yadda">legs trembling>feel tongue-tied>suddenly realize I still have a thing for him even though he politely turned me down months ago AND there have been people in betweenGoddammit. I refuse to act on this bullshit. I like him too much as a friend to fuck things up chasing someone who doesn't want to be chased.
>>Finger has a pretty badly infected cuticle/ingrown nail. Got mother to help with it. >>Cried like a bitchGood god either this is truly horrible or my pain tolerance has gone to hell. Also: Nothing more exhausting than bawling like a baby. I'm ready for bed already.
>>270711>ingrown nailOh man, you have every right to cry. There are few things more unbearable than dull pain in your fingertips.
>Find out that my fucking dentist left a shard of my wisdom tooth in and it's fucking driving me nuts so now I have to go in for surgery AGAIN
>>270711Yeah, those ingrown nails are a bitch. I keep having to get mine dealt with every so often. Hurts like a motherfucker.
>get a letter from my ex>there's a handmade bracelet inside made with blue, purple and white string>the letter says she was making them on a whim and thought I should have one>"And hey, let's say it's a little late b-day gift too~ ^_^" (it was a couple of weeks ago)>put it on >my face
>>270719Worst nice thoughts ever.
>>270718I've got them on both my big toes. My doctor says I'm a very bad case.This will be the...third time I'm getting them removed. Apparently, I react unnaturally well to the anesthetic, and I don't feel any pain at all afterwards.
>>270734And after taking off my socks after working a good ten hours on my feet, I am contemplating getting the whole nail removed.
working stage in the rain at 1amfuck this
JOB INTERVIEW...it's over the phone.
>>270740so its an awful job? only time i ever had that was for a fucking mobile phone shack and a call center eugh
I'm thinking of starting a work horror thread. That cool?
>>270741no, it's a little phone interview before they invite you over for the second interview.problem is I am absolute shit at phone conversations.
Oh man, I lost my shit at the end.
>>270744Eat a laxative and you'll find it once again.
>>270625It's because Plus4 is pretty much my personal venting box, it's where I can let out all the SHIT inside me in a moment of frustration.Everything else is...not a façade, but I make myself "prettier" than I really am so not to scare people away.But here?...I'm free here.
My book arrived!I love it when deliveries are early.
Milk expires today. LET CEREALFEST BEGIN.
>Wake up>"Blurgh...Whu...what the hell? Why's my hand all wet?">Turn on lamp, look at handSlugsSLUGSSLUGSLUGSLUGSLUGSLUGSLUGSFuck, slugs are awesome
>>270785SUDDENLY I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING!
>put on weight over the summer>uniform trousers fit perfectly>lose weight once school starts again>uniform trousers don't fit rightWhy do I never change size anywhere but my goddamned waist. Fuck this, hand me the cheesegrater.
Ever have one of those dreams about someone that you could never tell then about?Cause I just did :I
I just spent two hours making a gif that takes less than a second to loop.What am I doing with my life.
>>270799Animation is such a grueling and tedious process, especially if you're meticulous about it. Are you using flash or photoshop?
>>270763THE BEST BOOK. I have to buy it, last I read it it was just a huge thing of text on the internet.
>>270763>>270806This book is actually good? David Wong always seemed like such an annoying jerk that I ignored it.
>>270799Share! Share!
HOOLLYY SHIT I AM PRETTY SURE CAFFEINE DID NOT ALWAYS HAVE THIS MUCH OF AN EFFECT ON ME WHAT IS HAPPENINGAW MAN I RALLY WANT HUG YOU GUYS RIGHT NOWYOU GUISEWHEN I AM EXCITED I GET ALL HUGGY AND SHIT SO GET OVER HEREHUGGU~I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU
>>270812gieb hugs
>>270814HUGS HRRRARRRGGHH
ditto.\o/
>>270816FUCK, MAN o/Oh so I am listening to Miles Davis while I am waiting for this latest Harb to finish loading and I thought to myself, "Miley Davis." HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS RIDICULOUS NO. FUCK, JUST NO. I am imagining an amalgamation of our Miley, Disney Miles, and jazz legend Miles Davis and this is so silly. So silly.
>>270816in before no hugs due to not putting a quote...
oh dudesdudeswe hugged this thread into hugging autosage submissionwe are the shit, dudes
>>270818sillybear.jpg
>>270818It's convenient that that is exactly how I am IRL.
>>270809In the book they kill demons with the power of rock, remain funny and scary in equal parts and entertaining the whole way through.Your milage may vary, but I enjoyed the fuck out of the thing.Also David Wong ain't a real dude.