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>>269367Rage zombies would attack each other. Are there any real viruses that recognize other infecteds?
There will never be a zombie apocalypse. We probably wont even notice the effects of the Solar Storm. By the time the world ends, all of us will be long dead anyways.
>>269339Make sure the enclosure is complete, I'm doing it by getting one of those small custom made safes.Gonna miss you guys, let's all meet up in Niagaralol tooth, gonna have to swim
Washed, polished, and waxed my mom's car today. I'm actually kind of fond of the obese, clunky, beluga-shaped asshole now.
>>269343....FFFFFFFdahaha
I don't get the bra image
>>269387"Cool starry bra" sounds like "cool story bro."
>>269389Oh, I didn't read it, was looking at some abstract relation in shape like pic
I was planning on going to a dance party on the beach tonight, but I would know 0% of the people there. Nary a one. It's a public party and I'm sure people there would be very friendly, but I'm just so terrified about being surrounded by strangers. After spending all day convincing myself it's a great idea to get out there an socialize, I get to the point where I'm actually all dressed up and I panic. I've been dancing by myself before, I've been to clubs and parties on my lonesome, and I haven't had the best track record. I just can't do it. So now I'm dressed all fancy and surfing the internet and playing Pokemon. Fuck yeah, my life is awesome.
>>269391And all you have to thank for it is a mild social phobia. You lucky dame, you.
>>269391You ever get the feeling that most people go to these things because they're either terribly bored of their life, or they just want to tick "socialize" off of their to-do list?
>>269391Go learn a cool social dance like swing. Salsa and tango tend to be too "I want to make love to you for three minutes on the dance floor." You get to socialize with new people and they won't just be there to dry hump you or flare their egos... well... most of them.
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>>269396No, most of them go because they like dancing. There's hooking up too, but that's not as much. I LOVE dancing, I love spending hours in a club or on the dance floor, but I've always gone with groups of people I've known/mostly known. I've danced for years, and I used to go by my lonesome. But now, it's the factor of being with complete strangers that's freaking me. But dancing itself is so much fun and a small part of me is disappointed I'm too chicken to go. >>269401Not that kind of dance.
2:50Everything in this video is unimaginably hilarious, from the fat neckbeard photographer's voice to the southern tourist moral guardians. I'm pretty sure it was staged, but it's still great.
>>269405Yeah. I know. I was just hoping to open up some possibilities for ya. it's just a way of weeding out more of the weirdos because it takes practice and dedication to keep it up.I used to be into clubbing and hitting up the hip hop and pop dance scenes.I can't really rave, pop&lock, or break dance on an imageboard, and the topic almost never comes up.not like anyone even gives a fuck.
>I LOVE dancing>There is no one offering to take Red to the beachdance. What the hell?
>>269406Shut up goober.
>>269407I actually miss clubbing, but all of my friends don't do it anymore, either not interested, too busy or just married and boring. I need to get a new club friend, I don't what to do by myself anymore. I did mostly electronica/European weird shit though. This is probably because I tended to hang out at the gay bars. Year I was in Halifax, it was right across the street from the studio, so I'd literally work late, change, go dancing, go home. Good times.
>>269406'scuse you.'scuse you, goober.Goober.
>>269410i like your style.They have better music at gay clubs anyway. I'd go more but I'm trying to focus on mah swangin' and I'd feel sleazy being the straight guy at the gay bar trying to dance with the girls... or a tease for a lot of the gay guys. Not to sound too stereotyping... but from my experience young Filipino men must be very popular. har har yellow fever...
>>269412My friends and I prefer the term "crackers with cheese".
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>>269408also this. i am surprise
>>269408> :(>>269412Yeah, gay clubs aren't the friendliest towards straight guys - you can't dance with the girls and you don't want to dance with the guys, so unless you come with a date you're out of luck. It's mostly a haven for straight girls who want to dance without sleezeballs dryhumping them.Which has happened to me in a gay club once anyway, which was pretty funny. The guy was determined to grind with a girl. It was like 'dude, do you even know where you are?'
>>269417I fully support your right not to be dry humped by complete strangers with no sense of decency. The girls who actually want to be grinded on from behind by weirdos should wear a wrist band or something. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding.
>>269419although sometimes it does help if the stranger dancing on you is really really attractive...
>>269419No really, no kidding.
Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when our common goal was waiting for the world to end~Seems I won't be able to finish that costume. Dinger.
Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend, you crack the whip shape-shift and trick the past again~>>269391I'm like you I don't chicken out so I looking fucking awkward, still. It's better to at least make an attempt to do it rather then not do it at all.
my name's ferrous fellow and I abuse spoilers
I need this shirt.
why on earth do straight people go to gay clubs? I guess if you had a bunch of gay friends maybe, but aren't clubs are just places to get drunk and find strangers to fuck? No one actually enjoys getting crushed by filthy, sweaty people in dark rooms to bad music.... or do they. I don't know, I haven't even hung out with folks my age in years.
>>269430People go to clubs to dance. If it was just about sex they could go elsewhere.
>>269430Hey, it's awesomely gay music.
>>269431huh. Okay. I went to a prom once. Ended up taking an abandoned limo for a joyride, there just wasn't anything there for me on the dance floor.
Incidentally, this thread reminded me of Midnight Snacks. I've been missing that shit for months. Goddammit. That's some good listenin' muzaks.
>>269434How long has Midnight Snacks been around?
>>269435gods... it must be at least 7 years. that would be my guess.
>>269436I remember being pissed because it was after my bedtime, back when I had one.
Going to a Greek festival, probably going to see some friendly acquaintances from high school there. Social interactions!
>>2694301. The have awesome music that not many straight places play. 2. You don't have to worry about guys hitting on your girl. If you manage to get a girl
>gods... it must be at least 7 years. that would be my guess.>godsDamn polygamists
>>269442That's polytheists. Unless his wives are gods.Ferro, you married any goddesses?
>>269443Shut up I don't need your self pity
>>269443They have to move to San Diego or some shit first. I love them girls so. ...wait... what? >scrolls upoh. hahaha... jokes. yeah i get jokes.
>>269444No, I suppose not.
>>269444How does this even...
>>269449Shhh...Just lie down and rest your head. It'll all be gone in the morning.
>>269429What the?Where the hell would you get one of those?