I'm not drunk but I'm full of peach ice cream ALMOST THE SAME THING?!?!

\o

Gimme like five minutes and I'll be drunk with you Pablorama.

man, the one night I'm not drunkposting.

I'm impressed you managed to html tag your bold text correctly.
+1

why don't you just put your whole thread in a bottle, pablo.

i'd drink the shit out of it. if you don't mind, i think i'll join you.

white russian because i am the faggots.

I only drank alcohol once. A bit of Bailey's mixed with milk. I didn't drink it, per se, but I dipped Oreos in it.

And I threw out half.

>>267564
There's a special place in hell for people like you.

BRB I'm breaking out the Daniels

>>267562
JESUS I MADE THIS TOO STRONG.

>>267569
I felt buzzed anyway. My face kinda got numb, too.

I don't think I'm cut out for the consumption of alcohol.

>>267564
oh god, you're a bigger pussy than me.

>>267574
You are an infant.

>>267571
>picture related

>>267574
shoulda passed the booze to the lefthandside

>>267577

Drunks are clunks.

>reading rhis tjread drunk.

..hahaohwow.jgp

  I'll just leave this here

AbsintheTown was here, posting coherently.

>>267562

Hey, nothing gay about white Russians, man, the dude drinks them!

Not drunk, but higher than a kite. If being diagnosed with PTSD is good for anything, it sure made getting a medical marijuana license easy to get.

>>267592
trufax, TD.

>>267562
>ruining good milk

>>267644
Sometimes, man... sometimes I just don't get you.

Okay like several hours later and wow I should not have had that extar glass of wine.

Shut up all of you I fucking like red wines they are woody and fucking grape flavored. And not that bullshit purple soda grape flavored, it's like, lightly naturally, grape-flavored. Tequila is not. So there.

>>267654
>glass of wine
.. aren't you like.. a giant alpine yurpean or something?
Shouldn't just _one_ extra glass of wine be burned off with a yawn?

You guys. o/ Bros seriously I am still drunk. Fuck yeah.

GOOGER GIGER!

>>267592
You said it.

Unfortunately, while THC does ease the pain by numbing the mind, it does not remove it. I'd switch to morphine cause I heard somebody on the internets say: "If you're under morphine, you can amputate your own leg and just laugh", but the hospital administered me morphine when I was in great pain, and it didn't work. In the end I just asked for a strong sedative and told them to wake me up when it's over.

I don't know if it's just my own body, but the effects of drugs, both legal and illegal, are highly exaggerated.

Now, let me get a bottle, we'll talk in an hour.

>oxycodone time!

i need all the drugs to help me live through today

>>267696
I would love to see this.

I got trashed at the Merrymas carnival yesterday, and now I'm ill because I walked half-way home in the rain. Riding rollercoasters and shit when you're drunk is disorientating enough, but I was wearing my contact lenses so I had next to no depth perception too. It was...an interesting experience.

>>267699
Nobody wins with Bears on drugs.

Nobody.

>>267695
Ok. I'm tipsy. Say or ask what you want.

>>267706

I knew I should have bought that mead. How am I supposed to drunk thread without drink?

I'm not officially drunk until I'm flailing my fat ass about, imitating the Tae Kwon Do I took in 6th grade, and listening to the Mortal Kombat Theme.

>>267710

>DammitBeayouhaveaproblem.jpg

>Act belligerent
>Say brutally honest things
>Live with all that from here on out

I bought beer for this thread, and it was good.

Damn I'm glad I decided to heat up some pulled beef for a sandwich instead of trying to make chili. Judging by the amount of meat I put onto this sandwich, it would have ended badly. I think there's at least twice as much meat as bread here.

>>267696
Man, all that shit does is make me dizzy, nauseous and sleepy.

>>267767

Well, yeah, it's not like I'm seeing colors or anything, but I needed a mood pick-up and some help just to tolerate people today. Everything's moving in slow motion, though.

>>267770
Aren't bears colorblind ?

I finally have an excuse to post this.

Don't take me too seriously.

>>267974
Never take anybody who uses the word "gauche" too seriously.

>>268039
Unless it's a Main Gauche, at that point, draw your blade.

  I finally found a copy of this video!

>>268118
And by video I mean song, the video itself is dumb.