The secret to happiness is having happy friends and a loving family. If you stopped aligning yourselves with people who objectify everyone and don't take anything seriously (or stopped doing it yourselves, you self-centered assholes), you'd be a lot more happy than you are now.With that in mind, give me an example of your friend/spouse/sibling/parent/etc. giving you the old treatment. Or, you know, a story about you getting screwed real bad.
>>stopped aligning yourselves with people who objectify everyone and don't take anything seriouslyBut I'm not supposed to completely reject my family until I'm a bitter old man.
In before shitstorm.
I know the secret to happiness. I just can't be bothered as it would require effort on my end. If there is a hell, I'd probably end up in the fourth circle.
>The secret to happiness is having happy friends and a loving family. That and lots and lots of money.
>FriendshipDAYMAN. FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN, CHAMPION OF THE SUN.YOU'RE A MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE.fuck you Moe this is an Always Sunny thread.
>>267211The new season is going to jump the shark and suck. Fuck youuuuuu.>>267208Loving family, good friends, and security?
The secret of happiness is to be happy.Your minds are now blown!
>>267217Easy for you to say, Mr. kind-and-beautiful-wife, living in the most fertile and hospitable place on Earth, Australia.
And then Moe was NEET
>>267221>implying everything Nature short of the koala isn't going to give you a horribly painful death
>>267228>implying koalas won't scratch your eyes out
My friends are amazing. My family on the other hand is often a source of alienation. Almost all of them live at five states away, and the ones I do live with aren't the closest/most functional of families.
>>267249mutual masturbation also helps a bit
I have had mostly bad experience with friends and family. My parents were both murdered when I was a kid. I tried to make friends, but the first friend I made became fed up and left me, and the second friend I made died because of me. Other groups and peers consider me to be a loner. I guess the closest thing I have to a family is my butler.
>>267278>implying you don't have a franchise based on your incredibly long list of friends and allies>implying you don't love your sons>implying Clark isn't your friend
>>267278
>>267280Can you keep a secret? Of all the people I know, I fucking hate that goddamn boyscout faggot the most.
>>267286Frank Miller Get Out
>>267287It's people like you that discouraged Frank to finish his Batman vs Al-Qaeda project!
>>267290It's people like you that make Batman a bro
I always wondered why Batman didn't see Alfred as his father.
>>267357Canon Batman said that he was blessed to have two great fathers in his life, Alfred being the other one. I don't have the page on me at the moment. Trufax
>>267278Unacceptable.The only people allowed to be Batman on this site are Ferrous Fucker and myself.
>>267362WHA-CHA
>>267382bro.