Hey, /baw/. This is damn embarrassing, I'm just going to get it out of the way as fast as I can.So, I'm 22 and I'm still a virgin. I have a very serious thing going with a girl now and we plan to hit Vegas in a week or so. Shes dropping all kinds of hints that "it" should happen there. Now, my question for you, /baw/...Is there anything I can do, or am I just going to perform both awkward & awful as the story usually goes?Pic, sort of related. It's basically how I feel on the inside right now.
>>267174You see when a sow and a boar love each other very much the sow goes into heat and the boars murder each other to stick there dick into the sow for a few seconds. There's a lot of biting and scratching of the sow and eventually the boar gets bored and wanders off to leave the sow to raise his offspring, which he'll probably try and kill if he ever sees them.
>>267171>female sex organs
bro you have to tell us how it went ok??
the one bit of advice i can give you, OP, is this:On my first time, the guy I was with didnt' want it to feel cheap or whatever, since he knew it was my first time and it was after a party. so when we ran to the corner store to get condoms he bought two scented candles that he lit with the lights off. That was the sweetest thing ever and it made it that much more special (we ended up not being able to have sex for physical reasons that i won't get into here, but that's neither here nor there). IMPORTANT: IF YOU COME TOO FAST, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! just move in on top of her, keep kissing her and finger her until she comes. as long as you can get her to come afterward we girls won't mind.
>>266995No Bea, being a virgin in your mid twenties is only terrible if you want it to be. However, once you reach my age, it becomes a serious life-threatening issue. Not so much the "Bawww I can't have the sex" thing, but the "I'm gonna die all alone and people will only notice I'm gone once my decomposing body stinks up the place" thing.People who aren't "getting any" also suffer from sexual frustration, leading to an extremely high potential for substance abuse, binge eating, depression, stress, aggression, suicide, and cardiovascular diseases.
>>267284Fresh tale, male-sib'.
>>266995Tougher for boys, I'd imagine. While girls are surrounded by messages like 'IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU'RE A WORTHLESS WHORE', boys have the flipside of 'FUCK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN OR YOU'RE WORTHLESS'.
>>267291
>>267314fuck yeah sexist stereotypes that assume all men and women think and react like that
>>267316Personally I go for equal distaste. Men who sleep around are just as much of whores as women who do the same.
>>267314Man, I miss this comic.
I'm surprised nobody has posted this yet.
>>267321I don't.
>>267321why?
>>267171Senor, your posting is SO Old School TMCish. Find your own identity bro.
>>267383
>>267385Aw, it's okay, Señor, I still love you.
>>267395As comforting as that is, Señor seems to be in a state of "DEAL WITH IT" and "don't givafuk".
>>267397It also appears that he thinks he's Ronald McDonald.
>>267193What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!
>>267413Wait, he isn't?
Welcome to club 1%
Well guys, I gave her the "I'm a Virgin" speech over the phone yesterday. I'd have preferred it face to face, but due to scheduling we wont see eachother until we leave for vegas tomorrow. She seemed to take it pretty well and it seems as though I was worrying for nothing.So tomorrow, I'm off! Wish me luck guys!
>>269054stick it in her front pooperjam it inetcgl
>>269054Good luck you timid, fucking bastard. Get your dick sucked this weekend at least. Get used to your penis being at her mercy.
>>269054Make sure you give her a gift, so it distracts her while you attempt to mate with her.So she doesn't eat you.
>>269150You know, in my head, your dialog gets processed and translated as Ben Stiller's character: White Goodman, from Dodgeball.Just thought you'd like to know.
24 year virgin here...No chance of getting sex this year...besides with a couple of ugly girls(not that desperate yet)....feel bad man.
>Also, if you smoke weed, do so beforehand. It makes you last for-ev-var.And then anon was impotent.>>267176 >which he'll probably try and kill *or fuck Depending on gender.>>267314Love how they have just the one side of it, but not a second part of the comic where neither of them gets sex and their friends reactions are shown.>>269054Inb4 launch is canceled at T minus 24 hours>>269158lol
>>269159
>>269164>impotent weed dick =/= whiskey dickwho told you such lies?
>>269166Your mom, get back to work lab slave.
Just remember, fingering isn't pumping your finger in and out like a butter churn. Try rubbing your fingers together (like the "money" sign), that might work. And go SLOW unless she asks you to speed up.
>>269174That involves your thumb.
>>269177All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs.The English word "finger" has two senses, even in the context of appendages of a single typical human hand:1. The four digits, not including the thumb.2. Any of the five digits.Linguistically, it appears that the original sense was the broader of these two: penkwe-ros (also rendered as penqrós) was, in the inferred Proto-Indo-European language, a suffixed form of penkwe (or penqe), which has given rise to many Indo-European-family words (tens of them defined in English dictionaries) that involve or flow from concepts of fiveness.
>>269185Let me rephrase that.Doing the money sign requires your thumb rubbing against the top knuckles of your index and middle fingers.>>269174 only said to use two fingers.
>this thread>still going
>>269246
>>269200That's exactly what I was talking about actually.
>>269383... let it go, anon. let it go.
>>269384Wrong anon, this is >>269185 me, this is >>269383>>269174 some other fuck.
>>269386ah. solly.cool starry bra for everyone.
Well anyway guys, I'm back. And I think it went rather well. We got to the hotel around midnight or so and after about an hour or two of hanging around, we started to make out. Then, the making out turned to groping, then hardcore groping, then bedroom...Got under the covers starting some foreplay etc. and holy shit. This girl basically tore me limb from limb. She really wanted to take the reigns and I wasn't even about to complain about that. And as far as lasting goes, I went about 20 minutes, which...is a lot more than I thought I'd do. So I feel pretty good about that.So once again, thanks everybody! You helped me keep some of my cool and it all went well.Pic, sort of related. It's basically how I feel on the inside right now.
>>270069D'awwww! So I assume she is interested in continuing the relationship, meaning more sexings?
>>270069>>266909Glad we could help.And please answer this. >>270078
>>270105 >>270078Yeah. The relationship is full-force now and we're even closer for it. It's safe to say more sexy adventures are coming down the pike.
>>270069GOOD ENDHigh fives, man.
>>270069Well, I gotta say...I truly expected worse. But hey, glad it didn't end up that way, so congrats and so forth.
T-this....it feels like 2ch's Densha Otoko. Certainly not the story, per se, but just the general love you can sometimes, very rarely get on chan boards. It's probably why I used to hang out on /adv/ so much for awhile. But then it became underage B& way fast and I gave up.
>>270134Yeah, this was a really cozy thread. A rarity,. I enjoyed reading through it and seeing the op get his. Right on.