Pretty chubby. Not a lot of muscle strength.

I weigh 100kg, but you wouldn't know it to look at me.
Doing Wing Chun to keep relatively fit. The goal is to be a respectable 75-80kg by my wedding day next year.

My physical profile is "Average". I'm ok with that.

im dying

Basically linebacker or heavyweight lifter physique. I don't care about my diet, but I do care about being physically able.

It's not my fat that bothers me so much as my weakness.
Yeah I'm heavy, but if I had any kind of strength or running endurance I wouldn't mind so much.
I got outran by a guy 70 pounds bigger than me. Feels bad man.

Suppose the term is "large".
As in that I weigh a lot but not a lot of it is fat.

I can lift one side of a Humvee and probably flip it over.

>>266493
The contrast of op question and this answer made me pfft tea all over my computer screen, which is plasma and very hard to clean!

Damn you all...

I am fatty fatty fat fat. But I have been trying over the past few weeks to cut back on my caloric intake to a healthier level, and once I'm on campus I'll be going to the university gym with a friend on a regular basis hopefully!

I'm pretty overweight, but it distributes proportionately on my body so I look fine. I also have a lot of muscle from years of doing shot put, and I'm fairly active, so I wouldn't consider myself 100% unfit.

I'm a large person to begin with, so even if I lose it I'm still going to be huge. Might as well embrace it!

Skinny. I have more muscle mass than I did two years ago, but it's all soft.

I might start working out in my University gym, though.

eh, 5'10" and 165 pounds. BMI is on the high side of average.

I run for fifteen minutes five days out of seven, ride my bike and take the dog for pretty long walks most days as well, but I eat a lot of sugar with fruit and popsicles. I'm not super fit or strong, but I can hike for six hours and lift heavy objects, so I guess I'm cool.

Fatty fat fat, but I can hold my own in a fight, and I work out every now and then, but not at all "fit".

5'11, rail thin skinny arms (although I've been growing bicep muscle lately with weights), bone skinny shoulders, skinny legs, fat stomach, and fat chest, and on the sides under the armpit. Pretty much morbidly skinnyfat.

I weigh 145 pounds, yet am fat as well as skinny.

I'm fit enough. My abs are visible most of the time, just not when I've eaten a lot. 1m60 56kg

As long as I can lift my own weight, I'm fine.

I've gained pounds over the summer. 5'8 190-200. Though schools back and I've got a bike to get me everywhere. Now all I need is a poncho and I can use it whenever I need to.

5'2" and 128-130 lb, since it fluctuates pretty often.

I vary between 155-160.

Well, I'm not very active. Even despite that, I have.. bizarrely good muscle tone, like woah, and I don't even work for it. My bodyfat is such that I have a little insulation between my muscles and skin, so I don't look like an emaciated turkey skin. At the same time, I just can't get over 160 pounds.

Last year, my biggest feat of strength:
80 boxes.
Each of them weighed 40 pounds.
To unload them you have to run up and down a set of long (for what they are) cellar stairs.

Now this means to have done this, it required a maximum of around 8 seconds to run up a set of stairs, across about 20 feet of lawn, grab a box, run back across the yard, run back down the stairs and deposit it. 80 times. No breaks in between.

Not bad for a couch potato, if I do say so myself.

Height: 6 ft.
Weight: 145
Bench Press: 160
Mile: 7:20
Notable Skills in Sports: Basketball, Mixed Martial Arts, Can Fuck for hours.

My fitness level is probably somewhere in between above average and super athlete.

I'm not obese, but I've got a pudgy beer belly even though I don't drink that much.

Gonna join a gym soon though, so any advice would be appreciated.

Yeah, I'm pretty fat. Whatever.

Let's just say I scoff when I hear people say "bawww I need to lose ten pounds I'm such a fattie!" You don't know weight loss goals until you've seen mine - which may or may not be realistic but goddammit I'm going for it. Wish me luck.

6"5', 240 ibs

Six foot zero, 180 pounds.

Someone tell me what I am.

>>266547
It depends on if you're male or female, and on your skeletal frame.

6 foot, 155.
In good conditioning, but shitty upper body strength.
Still need to cut weight though.

>>266547
You're good. I wish I was that light.

5'10-ISH, 200 pounds, lol need to lose some weight like WHOA. my only saving grace is that it's distributed fairly evenly, so I don't LOOK as overweight as I am. (I ain't no skinny girl tho :<)

>>266555
Are we talking curvy or lumpy?

>>266551
I'm male, and I have broad shoulders and a wide chest.
Other than that I don't know what to tell you.

Can anyone lay out a workout routine with weight-loss and muscle definition-building in mind that can be done in a dorm gym?

>>266559
Have you ever met a fat Kenyan?

>>266512

My own clone, etc.

>>266560
So, running?

>>266556
Mostly curvy with a belly. Ain't got no lumps, thank fucking god. Like I said, evenly distributed.

>>266490
We should spar.

>>266565
You're lovely.

inb4 athens and racial differences

>>266564
Yep. Go Zulu Warrior and Confederate Soldier, man. Nothing adds muscle and burns unnecessary chub faster than consistent long distant running. Cardiovascular lights your fat on fire.
Just remember to keep stretched and limber before and after your runs. Building muscle is great and all, but you don't want to build short squat muscle. You want long, flexible muscle.

>>266565
OMG HOTNESS I WANNA BANG YOU. (etc)

A little chubby. 4' 11.5" and 128 lbs, which is three pounds from a "healthy" BMI and about fifteen from where I'm trying to be.

>>266565
I wonder how well your flexibility compares to my reach...

>>266565
Yeah, I take back all those times I insinuated you were ugly.

>>266577>>266578>>266571

inb4 Nurse is the new tooth.

>>266579
In during "this is news"? I'd still have her on my couch if she wanted to board. So to speak.

soooooooooooooooooooo phat.

>>266580
I ALREADY BRIBED HER WITH MY FUCKING POLITUQUE.
BACK OFF, ASHHOLE

ITT pathetic fat losers

I'm about average methinks. Pretty durable cause I walk and bike everywhere, and I've been losing weight ever since my computer died...which...which is pretty telling.

Also guys come on this is far from the first picture of Nurse to appear. We know she is attractive. Pay attention.

I lost about ten pounds over the summer! But that probably has to do with living in a country where pandas are more common than fat people.

Uhhh 5'6", 138lbs. I'd like to be a cool 125~130ish, but I mean, no rush. Pretty decent at running/swimming. There was a time when I could run the length of football fields and shit without getting winded, but that's when I was on swim. And that was years ago. Pfft.

I'm, like, dunno. Not fit in anyway, not skinny, far from fat. I'm like the perfect average human shape.

>>266588
I remember seeing Nurse's face when she realised she could roman Garrus. The first thing an anon said, "Bitch, you fat"
Camera angles are a bitch.

>>266588
I'm new here...

>>266592

Disgusting.

Certified Fatass; wner of The Gut®.

6'2", not sure on weight. Pretty sure I've broken 300 or am very close to doing so.

>>266592
Get out of here normie, you make me sick

>>266592
>Femanon
>Not fat

Oh, so you must be insane, am I right?

>>266592

weirdo, stop being so normal!

I am very skinny. I blame high metabolism.

>>266580
In during the second, "This is News?"

I am scrawny.

>>266613>>266612>>266612>>266610>>266600
;_; I'm sorry, I'll work harder at not being normal please don't hate me.

>>266588
I don't pay close attention to, much less recall, the appearances of people I literally see less than 10 times over the span of two years.

This is another one of those questions I cannot answer without sounding like a fag.
I'm the exact opposite of fit, considerin I sit on my ass all day. Any staircase higher than two floors and I start running out of breath.
As for my build, see this handy-dandy BMI chart.

>>266577
aaaawyiss

Almost considered overweight, otherwise I'm fine.

Fat but surprisingly firm. Hidden bearmode? I dunno. I'm quite strong. Unfortunately my lungs are fucked, but I have a fair amount of muscle stamina.

lol at that entire thread of conversation

Eat lots of butter red

Skinnyfat, and like 160lbs with the muscle mass of a five year old girl. Gonna start lifting and all that shit soon because if I'm gonna be a fatass I may as well be able to break a man in half.

>>266703
My boner for you just died a little. Get in shape more.

>>266703
Are you me?

>>266707
Round 2 of boner death.

>>266706
Who are you again?
>>266707
Maybe. Probably.

Do you remember that scene in The Simpsons when Homer tries to impress Bart by crushing an empty can of Duff with his gut, which appears to absorb the can like a mass of yellow jello? I could probably do that.

I've got this beer gut and thick thighs, both of which I want to will away but not actually do extra exercise towards.

Aside from that I look about normal, though I lack muscle definition. I do PT here in the army, but PT is meant to maintain and not enhance, so I really should do more on my own.

I'm okay.

>>266671
Astro! You're back!

I dunno... Gimli-esque?

5'9"-5'10" depending on my slouch, about 180 pounds. I think I'm fat, but everyone gripes if I say that, so I'll go with chubby.

I used to play DDR a lot and I walk everywhere, so I have pretty muscular legs except for my inner thighs. I have a jelly belly, very broad chest and shoulders, but very little arm definition and below average breasts for my weight. I trick people into thinking I have super strength because of my leg and core strength, but my arms are just claspers.

I've started swimming to try and tone my arms, but I don't keep up with it as much as I should. I also have a gym membership, but I haven't gone in atleast a month.

I have a very balanced diet of vegetables and chocolate. Getting drunk has been a lot easier and cheaper lately, so I think my metabolism has finally sped up.

>>266743
...Even the beard?

http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm
Uh, it's a bit out of date, but here you go, guys.

  >>266711
Damn, that was a hilarious episode.

>>266747
Sadly mine can no match his dwarven glory, but is still respectable for a mere human.

>>266749

>20 pounds underweight

sorry to beat this subject of my life into the ground but the literally can't find anything wrong with me and the only one concerned about it is me?!

>>266760
I'm going to assume you meant to put "doctor" somewhere around there.
But yeah, 20 pounds is a bit much. If he doesn't see a problem, see someone else.

>>266767

Whoops dropping words all over the place today.

But yeah I've seen three people.

Didn't know if I should put this in the Rage thread or this thread, but here you go!

>>266769
Wait, is that you...?

6'3, 205lbs. Apparently that's average, but I'm kind bummed about it considering I spent the first two months of summer going to the gym 3 times a week.

I actually had some muscle, but getting swamped with writing and work and finding a house, I haven't been for most of July/August. I don't have my arms anymore and kind of developed a small spare tire (which my shirt hides, thankfully), which annoys me to no end.

>>266771
OH GOD NO! I just found it on a /v/ rage thread.

>>266768

My advice? Figure out what blood type you are. Certain types actually metabolize certain things marginally better, and finding what you shouldn't eat will help figure out how to gain muscle/fat.

>>266661
That BMI chart must be set for americans, I'm on the edge of underweight at 6' and 68kg but I'm definitely not skinny. I still could lose some fat along the midriff to reveal teh abs which are currently nicely padded.

I run daily mon-fri about 8 km - I need to recalculate my route since I changed it, but it's probably still about that.

Tried to do 100 chin ups + press ups a day in sets of 20 but I've been terribly inconsistent

>>266804
>That BMI chart must be set for americans

Have you ever derped so hard that you accidentally herp?

>>266804
>That BMI chart must be set for americans,
>Weight is in stones and kilograms, height includes metric numbers
>set for americans
lol wut

>>266804

Are you fucking retarded?

Right now I'm the anti-/fit/. Height and a decent hourglass figure despite the extra weight have been kind to me, but I really do need to kick my ass into shape.

>>266804
I agree with everything this comment says.

The BMI is neither accurate nor precise and has little to do with whether or not it was made by filthy stinking American scum.

This whole normative measurement of fitness has little to do with you so if it doesn't describe you, it's because no one has a normal body. Go for a run or play more footie, you fatties.

>>266814
>That BMI chart must be set for americans
>I agree with everything this comment says.
b-cuz americans r fat lol amirite?

>>266810
Kilograms are a mass unit, newtons are for weight. That'd be like someone saying "I weigh 12 slug".

>>266820
I think the point is Americans usually measure weight in pounds. Rarely Kilograms and pretty much never in stones.

>>266818
Because American health services are lax in their definitions. You'd be surprised, but every country out there has a health advisory committee which spams health messages to the population.
Having 30% body fat in America is not a cause for concern, having that much in Switzerland is cause for emergency operation.

>>266818
You take your sarcasm back right now buddy.

>>266820
No one in America uses kilograms or stones to measure body weight.

>>266822
Maybe the good countries. I didn't hear shit while I was in the Philippines.

This is the fucking BMI chart.

There is no 'Hurr durr set for Americans" version.

BMI is bullshit anyways.

>>266824

No.

>>266827
>No.

>>266749
I actually have no idea what I weigh right now. Maya left her Wiifit here, I should check that.
>calculating frame size
I have no idea what this thing is telling me what to do :/

>>266829

It means you're fat and you'll never be as skinny as you were when you had a roommate again.

>>266824
What does the metric system have to do with whether or not Americans are fat?

>>266828
Hey bud, I'm not the one crying here.

>>266830
lol

>>266833
>throwing a tantrum
i think that's what the babby pic is for

>>266830
But I've lost weight since Maya left! D:

>>266824
>>Image Creators who don't know the name of Myanmar.

>>266842
It's called Burma

>>266836
>throwing a tantrum
I don't think you know what a tantrum looks like.

Sage because this discussion is getting way off-topic.

>>266844
How would you like a job?

>>266846
>be civil
>but I don't wanna!

tantrum

>>266847
"ho leba na nai bargh ratt"

"wow you speak burmese?"

"no elaine, that was gibberish"

>>266493

>>266827
>BMI is bullshit
I've heard this before, but why do you say that?

>>266861

>>266863
Now im dying of laughter

>>266863

>>266861
I feel bad I didn't draw a squirtle for bea, so I drewed a pikatchu.

>>266869
Damn bea you got mad groupies

>>266870
Her Royal Bearness does have quite the number of followers.

ilu Bea

>>266865
>>266868

introducing new friend.......THREAD DERAILER

>>266869

dat pikachu owns

>>266870

anonymous i will be your groupie

>>266862
http://www.maa.org/devlin/devlin_05_09.html

>>266841

SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP GOD YOU ARE SO FAT I CAN'T EVEN HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

>>266876
forgot my trip dog

>>266881

aw man we missed you bro.

we love ya

how about a bro hug bump

>>266883
bro

dog

ur a bear bro

>>266884
>filename
I laughed so hard I think I woke the neighbors.

5'11" and 120 Ibs

Shit, still wondering if this is healthy, but I like it. I feel light and empty.

>>266892
Dude, no. My normal healthy weight is 120 and I'm 5'5". Sandwich! Eat it.

>I feel light and empty.
That is a bad sign. People are supposed to be full of things.

Food, guts, shit.

Full of it.

>>266927
especially the latter.

Whoa I thought it was uncontroversial that US weight ranges, clothes size, restaurant portions, are all larger so the norm is shifted there to heavier. I have weighed 80 something kg in the past, and I carried it ok but I did feel a bit stocky

>>266991
Weight ranges, etc, sure. But BMI is in theory supposed to be a chart of healthy weight ranges. That shouldn't vary by culture unless Americans have a genetic defense against the problems associated with obesity.

>>266991

It's also uncontroversial that Germany is less than 1% less obese than America (66% and 65%), and that the United Kingdom is only approximately 5% (61% of the population) less obese.

Gotta love the internet's propensity for exaggeration and stupidity.

Pretty weak and underweight, but I'm strong enough to pull my weight up climbing stuff and any condition which lets you drink cream can't be all that bad, so I'm not complaining.

>>266892
FUCK MAN, EAT

EAT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN BEFORE, You are presently DRASTICALLY UNHEALTHY

>>266991
There is only one BMI chart and it's the same scale across the world.

>>267029
The more I eat, the more I just poop. I have superhuman metabolism.

>>267032
That just means they got their statistics from one or two western nations and expect the shoe to fit everyone else.

I could stant to add a few kilos of muscle, but to say I'd be normal at 110kg is crazy talk

>>267051
But the BMI chart says 6' 110kg is Obese.

>>267052

Man, I thought I was crazy for a second, like "is this dude 7' tall?"

6'7". In 2008, I ballooned up to 250+ pounds, the heaviest I had ever been. Over the following year, I lost it. Now I'm down to 208. The weight gain was attributed to the antidepressant abilify.(I distrust the mental health industry for prescribing me with it.)
>>266516

Best advice is to just go. Most people join a gym and never go. Start off slow, don't try to do too much too fast.

>>267052
If you're over 6'3" the BMI chart is useless.

Average weight. Lost a lot of fat and ALL my muscle in Ottawa. I used to be able to exercise with 15lbs dumbells and now I'm down to 5lbs (sobsob)

I need to learn to ride a bike and start running/playing tennis again because my legs have turrible cellucite that keeps me from wearing shorts and swimsuits in public.

Verdict: slim but weak as a kitten.

I care more about being strong than skinny, so I'm going to try to improve my health and my self confidence to fit my new found hotness.

>>267299
>I need to learn to ride a bike
Oh god I thought I was the only one.

>>267452
It's way easier to learn as an adult. It took me like one weekend to learn. The key is standing up straight.

a fatty but according to the doctor when I went in for a check up during Swine Season I'm as healthy as a horse. A fat horse to some extent but nothing out the area since all Blood Pressure and other health markers check out. Still working to slim down a little but nothing to lose all body fat.