Out of curiosity how fit do all of you consider yourselves?
Pretty chubby. Not a lot of muscle strength.
I weigh 100kg, but you wouldn't know it to look at me.Doing Wing Chun to keep relatively fit. The goal is to be a respectable 75-80kg by my wedding day next year.
My physical profile is "Average". I'm ok with that.
im dying
Basically linebacker or heavyweight lifter physique. I don't care about my diet, but I do care about being physically able.
It's not my fat that bothers me so much as my weakness. Yeah I'm heavy, but if I had any kind of strength or running endurance I wouldn't mind so much. I got outran by a guy 70 pounds bigger than me. Feels bad man.
Suppose the term is "large".As in that I weigh a lot but not a lot of it is fat. I can lift one side of a Humvee and probably flip it over. >>266493The contrast of op question and this answer made me pfft tea all over my computer screen, which is plasma and very hard to clean!Damn you all...
I am fatty fatty fat fat. But I have been trying over the past few weeks to cut back on my caloric intake to a healthier level, and once I'm on campus I'll be going to the university gym with a friend on a regular basis hopefully!
I'm pretty overweight, but it distributes proportionately on my body so I look fine. I also have a lot of muscle from years of doing shot put, and I'm fairly active, so I wouldn't consider myself 100% unfit.I'm a large person to begin with, so even if I lose it I'm still going to be huge. Might as well embrace it!
Skinny. I have more muscle mass than I did two years ago, but it's all soft.I might start working out in my University gym, though.
eh, 5'10" and 165 pounds. BMI is on the high side of average.I run for fifteen minutes five days out of seven, ride my bike and take the dog for pretty long walks most days as well, but I eat a lot of sugar with fruit and popsicles. I'm not super fit or strong, but I can hike for six hours and lift heavy objects, so I guess I'm cool.
Fatty fat fat, but I can hold my own in a fight, and I work out every now and then, but not at all "fit".
5'11, rail thin skinny arms (although I've been growing bicep muscle lately with weights), bone skinny shoulders, skinny legs, fat stomach, and fat chest, and on the sides under the armpit. Pretty much morbidly skinnyfat.I weigh 145 pounds, yet am fat as well as skinny.
I'm fit enough. My abs are visible most of the time, just not when I've eaten a lot. 1m60 56kgAs long as I can lift my own weight, I'm fine.
I've gained pounds over the summer. 5'8 190-200. Though schools back and I've got a bike to get me everywhere. Now all I need is a poncho and I can use it whenever I need to.
5'2" and 128-130 lb, since it fluctuates pretty often.
I vary between 155-160.Well, I'm not very active. Even despite that, I have.. bizarrely good muscle tone, like woah, and I don't even work for it. My bodyfat is such that I have a little insulation between my muscles and skin, so I don't look like an emaciated turkey skin. At the same time, I just can't get over 160 pounds. Last year, my biggest feat of strength:80 boxes.Each of them weighed 40 pounds.To unload them you have to run up and down a set of long (for what they are) cellar stairs. Now this means to have done this, it required a maximum of around 8 seconds to run up a set of stairs, across about 20 feet of lawn, grab a box, run back across the yard, run back down the stairs and deposit it. 80 times. No breaks in between.Not bad for a couch potato, if I do say so myself.
Height: 6 ft.Weight: 145Bench Press: 160Mile: 7:20Notable Skills in Sports: Basketball, Mixed Martial Arts, Can Fuck for hours.My fitness level is probably somewhere in between above average and super athlete.
I'm not obese, but I've got a pudgy beer belly even though I don't drink that much.Gonna join a gym soon though, so any advice would be appreciated.
Yeah, I'm pretty fat. Whatever.
Let's just say I scoff when I hear people say "bawww I need to lose ten pounds I'm such a fattie!" You don't know weight loss goals until you've seen mine - which may or may not be realistic but goddammit I'm going for it. Wish me luck.
6"5', 240 ibs
Six foot zero, 180 pounds.Someone tell me what I am.
>>266547It depends on if you're male or female, and on your skeletal frame.
6 foot, 155.In good conditioning, but shitty upper body strength.Still need to cut weight though.
>>266547You're good. I wish I was that light.5'10-ISH, 200 pounds, lol need to lose some weight like WHOA. my only saving grace is that it's distributed fairly evenly, so I don't LOOK as overweight as I am. (I ain't no skinny girl tho :<)
>>266555Are we talking curvy or lumpy?
>>266551I'm male, and I have broad shoulders and a wide chest.Other than that I don't know what to tell you.
Can anyone lay out a workout routine with weight-loss and muscle definition-building in mind that can be done in a dorm gym?
>>266559Have you ever met a fat Kenyan?
>>266512My own clone, etc.
>>266560So, running?
>>266556Mostly curvy with a belly. Ain't got no lumps, thank fucking god. Like I said, evenly distributed.
>>266490We should spar.
>>266565You're lovely.
inb4 athens and racial differences
>>266564Yep. Go Zulu Warrior and Confederate Soldier, man. Nothing adds muscle and burns unnecessary chub faster than consistent long distant running. Cardiovascular lights your fat on fire. Just remember to keep stretched and limber before and after your runs. Building muscle is great and all, but you don't want to build short squat muscle. You want long, flexible muscle. >>266565OMG HOTNESS I WANNA BANG YOU. (etc)
A little chubby. 4' 11.5" and 128 lbs, which is three pounds from a "healthy" BMI and about fifteen from where I'm trying to be.
>>266565I wonder how well your flexibility compares to my reach...
>>266565Yeah, I take back all those times I insinuated you were ugly.
>>266577>>266578>>266571inb4 Nurse is the new tooth.
>>266579In during "this is news"? I'd still have her on my couch if she wanted to board. So to speak.
soooooooooooooooooooo phat.
>>266580I ALREADY BRIBED HER WITH MY FUCKING POLITUQUE.BACK OFF, ASHHOLE
ITT pathetic fat losers
I'm about average methinks. Pretty durable cause I walk and bike everywhere, and I've been losing weight ever since my computer died...which...which is pretty telling.Also guys come on this is far from the first picture of Nurse to appear. We know she is attractive. Pay attention.
I lost about ten pounds over the summer! But that probably has to do with living in a country where pandas are more common than fat people.Uhhh 5'6", 138lbs. I'd like to be a cool 125~130ish, but I mean, no rush. Pretty decent at running/swimming. There was a time when I could run the length of football fields and shit without getting winded, but that's when I was on swim. And that was years ago. Pfft.
I'm, like, dunno. Not fit in anyway, not skinny, far from fat. I'm like the perfect average human shape.
>>266588I remember seeing Nurse's face when she realised she could roman Garrus. The first thing an anon said, "Bitch, you fat"Camera angles are a bitch.
>>266588I'm new here...
>>266592Disgusting.
Certified Fatass; wner of The Gut®.6'2", not sure on weight. Pretty sure I've broken 300 or am very close to doing so.
>>266592Get out of here normie, you make me sick
>>266592>Femanon>Not fatOh, so you must be insane, am I right?
>>266592weirdo, stop being so normal!
I am very skinny. I blame high metabolism.
>>266580In during the second, "This is News?"
I am scrawny.
>>266613>>266612>>266612>>266610>>266600;_; I'm sorry, I'll work harder at not being normal please don't hate me.
>>266588I don't pay close attention to, much less recall, the appearances of people I literally see less than 10 times over the span of two years.
This is another one of those questions I cannot answer without sounding like a fag.I'm the exact opposite of fit, considerin I sit on my ass all day. Any staircase higher than two floors and I start running out of breath.As for my build, see this handy-dandy BMI chart.
>>266577aaaawyiss
Almost considered overweight, otherwise I'm fine.
Fat but surprisingly firm. Hidden bearmode? I dunno. I'm quite strong. Unfortunately my lungs are fucked, but I have a fair amount of muscle stamina.
lol at that entire thread of conversationEat lots of butter red
Skinnyfat, and like 160lbs with the muscle mass of a five year old girl. Gonna start lifting and all that shit soon because if I'm gonna be a fatass I may as well be able to break a man in half.
>>266703My boner for you just died a little. Get in shape more.
>>266703Are you me?
>>266707Round 2 of boner death.
>>266706Who are you again?>>266707Maybe. Probably.
Do you remember that scene in The Simpsons when Homer tries to impress Bart by crushing an empty can of Duff with his gut, which appears to absorb the can like a mass of yellow jello? I could probably do that.
I've got this beer gut and thick thighs, both of which I want to will away but not actually do extra exercise towards.Aside from that I look about normal, though I lack muscle definition. I do PT here in the army, but PT is meant to maintain and not enhance, so I really should do more on my own.
I'm okay.
>>266671Astro! You're back!
I dunno... Gimli-esque?
5'9"-5'10" depending on my slouch, about 180 pounds. I think I'm fat, but everyone gripes if I say that, so I'll go with chubby.I used to play DDR a lot and I walk everywhere, so I have pretty muscular legs except for my inner thighs. I have a jelly belly, very broad chest and shoulders, but very little arm definition and below average breasts for my weight. I trick people into thinking I have super strength because of my leg and core strength, but my arms are just claspers.I've started swimming to try and tone my arms, but I don't keep up with it as much as I should. I also have a gym membership, but I haven't gone in atleast a month.I have a very balanced diet of vegetables and chocolate. Getting drunk has been a lot easier and cheaper lately, so I think my metabolism has finally sped up.
>>266743...Even the beard?
http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htmUh, it's a bit out of date, but here you go, guys.
>>266711Damn, that was a hilarious episode.
>>266747Sadly mine can no match his dwarven glory, but is still respectable for a mere human.
>>266749>20 pounds underweightsorry to beat this subject of my life into the ground but the literally can't find anything wrong with me and the only one concerned about it is me?!
>>266760I'm going to assume you meant to put "doctor" somewhere around there.But yeah, 20 pounds is a bit much. If he doesn't see a problem, see someone else.
>>266767Whoops dropping words all over the place today.But yeah I've seen three people.
Didn't know if I should put this in the Rage thread or this thread, but here you go!
>>266769Wait, is that you...?
6'3, 205lbs. Apparently that's average, but I'm kind bummed about it considering I spent the first two months of summer going to the gym 3 times a week. I actually had some muscle, but getting swamped with writing and work and finding a house, I haven't been for most of July/August. I don't have my arms anymore and kind of developed a small spare tire (which my shirt hides, thankfully), which annoys me to no end.
>>266771OH GOD NO! I just found it on a /v/ rage thread.
>>266768My advice? Figure out what blood type you are. Certain types actually metabolize certain things marginally better, and finding what you shouldn't eat will help figure out how to gain muscle/fat.
>>266661That BMI chart must be set for americans, I'm on the edge of underweight at 6' and 68kg but I'm definitely not skinny. I still could lose some fat along the midriff to reveal teh abs which are currently nicely padded.I run daily mon-fri about 8 km - I need to recalculate my route since I changed it, but it's probably still about that. Tried to do 100 chin ups + press ups a day in sets of 20 but I've been terribly inconsistent
>>266804>That BMI chart must be set for americansHave you ever derped so hard that you accidentally herp?
>>266804>That BMI chart must be set for americans,>Weight is in stones and kilograms, height includes metric numbers>set for americanslol wut
>>266804Are you fucking retarded?
Right now I'm the anti-/fit/. Height and a decent hourglass figure despite the extra weight have been kind to me, but I really do need to kick my ass into shape.
>>266804I agree with everything this comment says.
The BMI is neither accurate nor precise and has little to do with whether or not it was made by filthy stinking American scum. This whole normative measurement of fitness has little to do with you so if it doesn't describe you, it's because no one has a normal body. Go for a run or play more footie, you fatties.
>>266814>That BMI chart must be set for americans>I agree with everything this comment says.b-cuz americans r fat lol amirite?
>>266810 Kilograms are a mass unit, newtons are for weight. That'd be like someone saying "I weigh 12 slug".
>>266820I think the point is Americans usually measure weight in pounds. Rarely Kilograms and pretty much never in stones.
>>266818Because American health services are lax in their definitions. You'd be surprised, but every country out there has a health advisory committee which spams health messages to the population.Having 30% body fat in America is not a cause for concern, having that much in Switzerland is cause for emergency operation.