New rage thread. Let's try and avoid the shitstorm that was the last rage thread
>>265800>Let's try and avoid the shitstorm that was the last rage threadIt's a RAGE THREAD. What did you expect?
I'm personally done with these.
I want to know why YouTube videos feature this specific style. Quick, unnecessary edits. Why? Why can't you just talk faster? Why do you have to edit yourself to seem manic?
Being told how to fly by Flight Sim X aces brings my blood to a boil.Especially when they claim to be "PROFESSIONAL" like this twat. To begin with, even the superior X-plane models a lot incorrectly. MSFS is inferior by comparison. One commenter brings this up>does runway center mean anything to u?We always try to land centerline. No matter what. It's not that hard, really. To get your commercial license in the States, it's a requirement. If you aren't consistently landing on the centerline, you don't get your commercial license. And by that, it means you don't even get to do bitch work like me (Banner pulling and charter work)His retort>yeah, it does, does weather disturbance mean anything to you?This kind of rebuttal always irks me. It's made to sound condescending or clever, when it's not. Half of the time, it's absolutely ambiguous and retarded. So, he's landing in nasty conditions, conditions he oughtn't be flying in to begin with. But, this is Flight Sim, so I'll let that slide. That touch down in the DC-9 (1:14) would have shredded the tires in reality. I haven't played with MSFS in years, I'm an X Plane guy now, but they probably do model damage. So, he was probably playing with damage models off.In the end, big whoop, you can land a plane. It's easy. REALLY easy. If you want to look "professional" let's see some upset recoveries and engine failure drills.
My parents are getting divorced and I can't get mad at either of them because neither is to blame.Oddly enough, not having a venue for my anger is making me angrier.
>>265973Better than having divorced parents and BOTH of them are to blame. In fact, that's happened twice to me! That's horrible.
Any time parents get divorced it's because of their children who ruined their dreams.There, I said it.
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>>265981Is it really better that two people who hate each other sticking together out of greed, spite, and plain laziness, both slowly killing each other with the addictions (alcoholism, food) that they use to dull the pain of a wasted life? ;~;
>>265992That's how my parents are, and I turned out just fine, God damn it.
I just learned that one of my friends from work doesn't care if he runs over a kitty. Almost the hard way."HOLY SHIT YOU ALMOST RAN OVER A KITTY"Relax, it's just a fucking cat"YOU. ALMOST. RAN. OVER. A. FUCKING. KITTY."Well if the cat didn't want to get run over, it wouldn't have jaywalked."So you'd run over a dog?"What?"If a dog were crossing the street, you would run over a fucking dog. Somebody's family member?"No."What about my cats? You'd run over Jobi?"What-No. I wouldn't run your cats down, man."So just that cat?"Yeah.
>>266009If you see him crossing the street, run him over.
>>266009Maybe he knows that cat.Maybe that cat killed his family.
>>266018>>266018Oop, small typo...>"So just that cat[s]?">Yeah.We stop at McDonalds to pick up a snackSo why the hell would you kill a kitty? Honestly."My uncle had this cat, right? Awesome little basard."I'm not liking where this is going already, but yeah?"He went outside every night, killed like ten mice in the backyard, and he'd line them all up nice and tidy when the paper came in the morning."...Ok, that is kinda cool, but continue."Well, one night, we let him out. Ten minutes later, we hear eight cats screaming for five minutes. Then we heard him scratching the door. We let him in, and he's messed up. His left eye is almost popped out, he's missing his ear, and one of his lips was ripped almost clean off."Ok, aside from the facts that that is terrible, and does not make any sens, I still-"What do you mean that doesn't make any sense?! You calling me a liar?"No, no, you don't understand. I grew up with cats. I've broken up some rather nasty catfights. But what you described sounds more like a dog mauling than eight cats ganging up."What?">I proceed to educate him on the difference between a catfight and a dog mauling a cat."Pfftt, whatever, man. I know what I saw."But you didn't see anyt-"You gonna eat those McNuggets?"
>>266022=CD-did the kitty live?
>>266026He missed. If he had hit the kitty, I'd have beat the fucker's head in.
>people getting mad over stupid filthy animals that do nothing but pollute the cities anyway
>>265810 Generation NEXT. That's why. Faggots, all of them.
>>2660330/10 :3
I wouldn't risk swerving out of the way of a cat. Cats are terrible animals who will eat you when you die. I'd swerve a thousand times if it meant saving a dog.
>>266059This. Fuck cats.
Caution: This may cause all your blood vessels to explode in a fit of rage.
>>266082The epic journey direct to video!
>>266059Any animal will eat you when you die, and they run out of easily accessible food.
>>266091A pet dog will not eat you.
>>266092A pet dog could kill you, then eat you.Cats aren't strong enough to kill you. At best, they'd gouge out an eye, or nick an artery if they're lucky.
>>266091Stop defending Satan's beasts.
>>266097Stop degenerating the rage thread into a troll thread.
>>266099There's a difference between trolling and stating facts.
>>266099Yes, because I was posting, you fucking retard. Get your head out of your ass.
>>266101If my head's in my ass for defending kitties, then I gladly remain in my ass.
>>266102Terrific, you're a dipshit, problem solved, let's all move on.
>>266100Calling a cat "satan's beast" is not a fact.
>>266105Are you completely retarded, or just a little bit? I just want to know how offended I should be by your stupidity.
>>266106Ok, so I'm a dipshit for not wanting to run over a cat, and fucking retarded for defending a cat?
>>266107As much fun as it is calling you stupid in any number of ways, I'm pretty sure your inability to read speaks for itself. Trail back through these posts and see what I was replying to, asshole, then let me know why you're stupid.
>>266107No, your just retarded.
This whole "Would you run over a cat? Would you run over a dog?" thin is pretty redundant.Dogs are bigger than cats, they leave dents.
Quail are the worst things to run out in front of your car. They're too damn stupid to remember that they can fly so they just run around in a frenzy in front of your car making that "GOOGGGOGGGOGOGBLBBLE" noise they make.It's very obnoxious.JUST THROWING THAT OUT THERE
If an Animal is unavoidable, hit it, you as a human are INFINITELY more important, I make and take great pains to avoid all Animals when driving, but I will never endanger myself or others for the sake of an animal.Dogs, Cats or otherwise.
>>266112YES, SMALL DIM BIRDS ARE THE WORST, OH HOW I HATE CRACKLES!
>>266113Also this a thousand times.
>>266113You should avoid a moose, though. Hitting one is worse for you.
>>266117Moose, cattle, bison, etc.
>>266117Did....you even really to point that out?Hell man, a DEER will be the death of you, tis not the science of rockets to figure out hitting anything that's taller standing than your vehicle is a BAD IDEA.I've seen some Doozey hits through, You wouldn't think a Caribou could spin 10 feet in the air, but then you watch a tractor trailer spin it right off it's feet.
>>266120Oh shit, Bison. My friend was driving to somewhere in Alberta once. Hit a bison at 100km/hr.His truck was totalled.The bison was pissed off.And that doesn't make any sense. The bison should have died on impact.
>>266123That's only like, 62 mph. Not fast enough to kill a fucking bison. They're giant.
>>266122It depends on the car.If you're in one of those giant-ass pickups, you'd be Ok with a deer.Yeah, it's been kind of an off day.
>>266123Bison are stone walls, 100 ain't gonna kill them.
>>266128Nh man, I've Pick'em up Trucks DESTROYED by Deer, I've seen some survive with out a scratch, but a Deer will wreak the shit out of just about anything.
>>266123They don't call them the motherfucking thunderbeast for nothin'! I was driving along hwy 65 in California and I saw one running alongside the road. It must've been going incredibly fast, because it stayed alongside my car-which it was bigger than!-for half a minute at highway speeds. It was fucking surreal.
>>266113I'll slow for a dog, but anything else I won't bother UNLESS the road is completely empty 'cause I'm not a dick. Except rabbits. I'll keep on driving and if they get in my way, their problem.
>>266132Jesus christ, not only that but deer shit all over your car when you hit them as a final goodbye present.
Listen, it's okay to not try to avoid pigeons, we have a deal with them.Cats are an iffy-situation. They may be getting out there to see if they can make you swerve, because they horrible little beasts.Squirrels don't know better, so you gotta give them a chance.Dogs are man's best friend, and one of the only animals to not eat you if you die.Anything bigger than a dog is a good idea to avoid as well, since there's a good chance you'll be hurting yourself by hitting them.Especially bears. Do not hit a bear. You'll just make it angry.
>>266162Except for the dog eating thing, I agree with this completely.
People who wander into the street know better than any of the animals listed above than to do so.Checkmate.
>>266163"My name is Thirteen and I don't understand how loyal a dog can be because I live with thirteen cats."
>>266193What's especially annoying is when they're deliberately walking in front of you, in the middle of a street or when you're backing up in a parking lot, and they're strutting smugly, walking slow and confidently like "Hit me, motherfucker, I'll just sue you!"
>>266217I'm not saying that dogs are loyal.Yes, dogs are ridiculously loyal to you. For about two weeks. By that time, they don't recognize you anymore.
>>266219"MY NAME IS THIRTEEN AND I HURR DURR FUCKING DURR"Stop trolling. Go to the shitty cat thread.
>>266221ಠ_ಠ
>>266222Don't give me that face. Cat thread. Now.
>>266225But I like dogs too.
>>266227Which gives me an idea.We got a dog thread yet?
>>266219You'd devour your own dead mother if you were trapped with nothing else to eat for two weeks. But if given the chance to escape, a dog will leave your corpse be.
>>266230That is true. Though I'd rather leave my mother's face alone, if possible.
>>266230No I wouldn't. By the end of those two weeks her body would be rotting and would be disgusting to eat.
>>266219Hush you...Dogs would never do something like that...Though If they heard you say that...
>>266234Dogs are scavengers by nature, you fucking dumbass.
>>266238No, Domestic Dogs are not.
>>266238"My name is anonymous and I can't comprehend English."I was saying that I would not eat my own mother. Besides, domesticated dogs are hunters and not scavengers so eat a dick you fucking mongoloid.
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/dachshund-chews-off-owners-toe/20080705075409990001Just sayin.
You guys sure are angry about dogs.
>>266243Bea quiet, you.
>>266080"I see this all the time with cat owners. They think cats are smart and can learn and love you, like a dog. No, they're just a piece of hairy furniture."
As a man who grew up with cats, they are some dumb motherfuckers.
Wow, this whole thread got really, really stupid.
>>266282Thanks.
>>266283No, thank you, for kicking off the festivities.
Jesus fucking Christ on a Christmas cracker, you guys.
>>266247>Bea quiet, youI see what you did there.You're not funny.
Welp, I believe this would be the last Rage thread ever on /baw/.Just like the birthday ones(don't know what happened with those ones for ending being forbidden). But anyways, it will be for the best I guess.