The other thread is nearing Autosage.Making this just to be safe.Today I hung out with Spider-man.
I have a rare opportunity to go see a drag show at the local gay bar. I've never seen one and I've always wanted to. My sister works until an hour after the show starts, and my other friend that would be interested is staying at home. My husband has no interest in looking at transvestites.I guess I can always wait. The gay bar isn't going anywhere. There will be other drag shows.... :(
Unless your name begins with Señor or ends with jetpackviking-chan, you have to wait in line for making these threads, you greedy bastard.
>>265588PÉSIMODid you go and do what I said in the still functioning thread?
I am now King of OregonSorry Sir Charles, your time is up
>>265602wait what is going ondid I miss something?
>>265600Pretzel?
Also>mfw we have two non-autosaging SYM threads plus that thread I made that was supposed to be a SYM thread but it got ignored
>>265604I moved in and am taking over the state
>>265602are you in the united states of whatever officially now?!
>>265610Yes.
>>265613Well then. Fix our economy and social welfare system.
>>265609Wait, you moved to Oregon? Or are you just visiting?WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
>>265613oh... and please enjoy our Portland. it's a decent city.
>>265614You don't know how much I'd love to. Hopefully Arnie gets the rules rewritten and I'll be able to run.>>265616Moved. Got here yesterday. Tired of UK.
>>265618Wow. Everyone is moving to Oregon on this board. So what town you moving to? Portland?
>>265618Good, I can serenade you now.
http://www.multivax.com/last_question.htmlDude.
>>265619You guessed it.
>>265620Am i the girl?
>>265625The prettiest girl in all the lands.
>>265622Well sir, I welcome you to Blazers country.
>>265626>>265625<3Okay, because Señor has graced us with his presence, this thread is now officially cromulent. >Running off to another alcohol-ridden party. cheers fellas!
Portland, Oregon?Jesus, what a bunch of hipsters.
My boss has decided to adopt me for his own. And that he loves my mother.God dammit.
>>265630u jelly?
>>265632Not of your shoes.
>get home from work>There's a bear on my doorstepWELL I SHOULD GO WASH THE CESSNA YEAH I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE TWO DAYS AGO
Stupid router! Ya made me burn my cookies!
>>265618Become a CA citizen and vote err day in November.
>>265605THIS >>265266
>"Dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage and they even took the shit out of the port-o-potty and threw shit and piss at me when I was onstage,"I don't want to hear ANYONE talk shit about Juggalos on plus4 ever again.In other news, in response to to the rampant misogyny on /r9k/ the number of misandrist present on the board have gone up tenfold. Bullshit breeds bullshit, I'm afraid. Or maybe nerds just blame everything on the opposite gender.
>>265655Who is this women and why was she injured?
>>265640IT'S SO TEMPTING, but I can't go back there. Not yet. I am still not worthy of reclaiming my ancestral home. I still must train to become the greatest hipster in all the land before I return.
UGHHHHH My sister's having a party with alcohol and all her little friends. I am powerless to stop her. I guess I'm way too passive aggressive and also if things get out of hand and I call the cops, I might get in trouble too because I'm also underage and the booze is in our house. Oh well. By the way, to those who saw it, how was the Expendables? I hear it was kind of disappointing on the badassery front :(
>>265659You haven't heard of Tila Tequila?>Tila Tequila is a galactic empress of an unknown race who runs the Planet Trade Organization, and is feared for her ruthlessness and power. She is the daughter of King Cold and younger sister of Cooler. http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/14/tila-tequila-attack-juggalos-concert-photos/
>>265664Obvious solution: Bang one/some/all of her friends.
>>265664It was one long amazing in joke. If you're in on the joke it was the best movie that ever has been or will be. If you aren't, you'll probably think it's terrible.It made me so happy I was giddy. If someone tells you the badassery was lacking, they are clearly a douchefag. It was like the A-Team on powerthirst, old spice, and anabolic steroids.
>>265667>old spiceSold.>>265666Oh god no, that's the worst idea ever. Half of the kids go to my church and all of them are vapid little punks.
Tempted to go to the nearest all-night theater here in Manhattan and watch Scott Pilgrim.
>>265671Do you know a place showing The Expendables in the next few hours?
>>265667>>265664I saw the Expendables today. Probably one of the bloodiest movies I've seen in awhile. I mean, I was expecting action, but not people getting diced apart and giant holes being blown in their torsos. It was a fun movie, tho'.
Why do I keep trying out facial hair when I am the only one who thinks it looks good.
>>265607I blame it on the whole "synergy" thing. It was supposed to consolidate threads, but instead it's only created confusion, and even more threads.
Just got back from ogling a ton of classic muscle cars at a little car-show.I'm not a lesbian, I'm a freaking motorphile.
>>265677Synergy is never the problem. The problem lies within how the utilization of synergy.
>>265675When the movie opened with Dolph Lundgren shooting a pirate in half with a grenade launcher, I knew it was going to be a good night.
>>265669I doubt they would even remember the night.And the church thing just sweetens it.
>>265678Whatever, butch.
"Coming this Fall to CW: Everyone Hates Shyamalan!"
>>265683I went to a midnight showing of Scott Pilgrim where the SAME THING happened, only the laughs were mixed with groans and "that explains it" grunts.At the end, a guy screamed "Next!" and we all laughed.
>>265683Same thing happened at the theater I went to, except my friends were disappointed by it cause they liked Last Airbender for some reason.
>>265683Same happened in my theater, everyone booed and then everyone started laughing because everyone had booed.
b-but I wore a cute dress and everything!Also this picture isn't it, but someone had pretty much the same deal at the show. Who the fuck puts a lovely little coke-bottled body on the chassis of a mighty pickup? Only in Axe Cop can one paste together any two awesome things and make something DOUBLE AWESOME; in real life, it's just disgusting.
>>265682whoops I meant to reply to thisand since I'm babbling about cars anyways, I finally got around to seeing that new Ferrari on Top Gear. gog DAMN.
>>265683 >>265684 >>265685 >>265687I am now tempted to go see a movie, any movie, just to try and observe this phenomena first hand.
I need to get out more.
I'M NOT DRUNK.
>>265696then it's time to start drinking!
>>265697NO WAY I ALREADY HAD LIKE ... FUCK... HI
2 things.1. It's official. I have a girlfriend.2. Scott Pilgrim vs The World: Second greatest movie ever made.
>>265700First, congratulations.Second, what's the first?
>>265702Back to the Future Part II.
>>265695Become a baseball pitcher.
Well, you guys completely lucked out.As in, you won't be seeing any of MY posts in the near future.Computer is taking the piss on me, and I'm gonna be comp-less for... a while.So yeah.P.S. Went to see mexican footie today.P.P.S. Local footie team won. 5 - 2.>>265696 PfffhahahaI wish I could do that.
>>265703Fuck that, III's the best of the bunch.
>>265703Ferris Bueller's Day off says "Hi".
you guys are all wrong, this is the greatest movie ever made.but Ferris Beuller and Back to the Future and Scott Pilgrim and whatever the heck else can tie in for second.
>Ferrous at 1pm tomorrow when he wakes up
>>265715you're not my mom....you're not, right?
Scott Pilgrim was decent.
Still feel like making a website other than my wrestling blog and my imageboard - something I can use to make a little cash, perhaps. Problem is, I got no ideas. I really wish I was a lot more creative.Bleah.
I bought a Roomba!I named him M-O!
>>265723http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo9Df0thFy0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI
>>265685Kill them. They must not be allowed to breed.
>>265721Didn't you have some plans for a book about copyright? What happened to that?
>>265728Eh, still sorta debating it. There's so many good resources out there as it is; I'm not sure the ranting of someone who's not even an expert in the field would really do any good, even in the furry fandom.I'm just...bleah. Like I said, I wish I was more creative so I could actually do something worth a damn.
>>265729I realize that this is incredibly dumb, but just do the thing to do the thing. Inject opinions and write to write. At the very least it's good practice for when you find something worthwhile to do. And, besides, the best ideas come to people when they are doing something else.
>>265730>do the thing to do the thingBut see, that's kinda what I'm doing with my wrestling blog at the moment, and while I was initially happy to be doing it, I don't feel like it's going anywhere any more, and that I'm doing it just to do it. It doesn't make me satisfied to be doing it for that reason alone.Maybe it's just my fucked up brain fucking around with me again.
>>265731So, are you looking for a higher purpose in your actions? Also, that's not so unusual. It's kind of why I'm always recommending you keep doing new things. Eventually you'll find something you cans stay passionate about, but until then you'll gain some practice doing things that could help you.
>>265732I wouldn't say a higher purpose...just a purpose beyond "doing something to do it". Y'know, doing something to make some money, help out a friend, something like that.
>>265733I don't know what to tell you, I usually just stumble on to that stuff.
>>265734S'okay. It's more of a personal lack of creativity than anything else, so there's not much you or anyone else can do about it.
>>265735Try creativity exercises or something.
>>265736They probably wouldn't help much, but what the hell. Links to any?
I know it's gonna sound suspicious but I just want you guys to know that I love all of ya.
>>265742Burn in hell, Bonesking.
>>265742I have a real boner for you. <3
So my dog had intestinal trouble, which was pretty much a lot of gas. So it was probably a good thing I fretted and took her to the vet. But the whole thing is going to cost me $1200-$1500, which is more than I had in the vet fund, making my trip to TO now completely impossible. I'm too exhausted to be sad right now.
I only have $80 left in my bank account.My pay sucks.
>>265713GHOST BUSTERS YOU FOOLS
I'm starting to think there wasn't a theater out there that didn't break out in laughter at the Devil trailer. And screw everyone, I'm hiding in bed all day and watching this Arrested Development marathon. I refuse to move D:<
>>265756>Arrested Development marathonWHAT CHANNEL?!
>>265759Nevermind, found it! But only 3 episodes left. :(
>>265760I watched the whole series on Netflix and so can you.
>>265761I bought the first and second season, gotta get off my butt and buy the third.
I'm sorry Bea PLEASE DON'T MAUL ME
;_;
>>265763
>>265767Here I have the perfect picture for you.
>>265768Excellent, thank you.
Hey Bea maybe you should finish your own AD streamathon. >:(
>>265770I second this! :D
>>265771I feel like such a big jerk just barely starting that. It was fun. Uhhhhh. Maybe next next Sunday? It's hard to plan that far in advance but I'm busy with stupid work during the week. We could do small burst of streams instead of trying to take on an entire disk at a time.
>>265772We got through Pier Pressure at least, right?
>>265773Yeah, I'm pretty sure. We did the entire first disk of the first season.We just have to plan shorter streams and then I could do it more frequently.
Would about three episodes at a time be ideal?
>>265773Yeah, somewhere around there.>>265772Yeah, I definitely think small bursts are the way to go. I like watching AD, but too many in one day and I get burnt out.Also don't feel like a jerk, work and school should always come before internet video time.
>>265776We could do that! That opens up a lot more time and opportunity for me to get off my butt and stream. Let me at least get past monday when I'm working 8-5 and then I might be able to start streaming in the mornings before I go to work
>>265779If Little Bear were still around she'd be posting ridiculously happy gifs of Lucille right now.
>>265780I still have some of the ones she posted.Wait, where did she go?
>Techno remix of Hall of the Mountain King
>>265780Where is Little Bear? :(
>>265783She was banned for a while, but she's still here. She just doesn't post a lot with her name/come on +4 as much anymore.
>>265784well, she'll just have to know about the streams by way of skype/facebook/psychic bear link then
ARGH.The apartment I took Friday off work to see got rented to someone else. Unless I find somewhere to live in the next 15 days, I'm pretty much homeless for September. Or worse: commuting. Ugh.
>Little Bear>bannedwat
I miss you, Little Bro. ;_;
>>265791For "being Dr Gradamit" on that gossip thread, if I remember right.
>>265794o lol. i have a sudden urge to watch the muppet show
OH BOY A JURY NOTIFICATION HOW EXCITING I CAN'T WAIT
>>265804Tell them that there are only two things you hate:1. racists2. chinese people. they're so racist.
Why do people always seem surprised about the mildness of my accent? Who are they expecting? Rab C Nesbit?
>>265806Once I went to England and people were surprised I didn't sound like a redneck.
>>265806>>265807People here sometimes still get weirded out that I can speak English fluently.
>>265807I once went to Florida and had four people ask if I was European.Speaking of Europeans and southern accents...
>It's been over half a decade since I watched TV. >Out of the blue, I just decided to catch up with today's youth and spent an hour watching MTV.At first I was like: "Well... the decline of moral, the youth, and society in general continued pretty much as I had expected", then I saw Lady Gaga and was like: "Gosh, she looks pretty familiar". After looking her up on wikipidea I ended up with: "Oh shit, I actually met and had a talk with this person back in 2005".
>>2658120.0 Did you touch her?
>NEET is an acronym for the government classification for people currently "Not in Education, Employment or Training".I get it now
>>265816that fucking dogI can can never look at that image without laughing myself breathless.
>>265814I didn't know her well enough to "touch" her, but even if I did, I usually do not "touch" people. This becomes very annoying when my grandma comes to visit.>>265816This just in: I wasn't always like this!
>Yesterday I invited a couple people over for dinner tonight>nobody responded or gave me any indication they might be coming>Send out a message at noon saying it's cancelled>Get a message from someone just know; they didn't know I'd cancelled but weren't coming anyway>I have no idea if people are showing up at my house in half an hour!Maybe I should put on real pants.
I just ate chicken in my underwear wwhile holding a sword while in plain view of the neighbors.I need something to do with my time.
Miss me?
Okay. So. I have no idea who else to ask because this is pretty much the most horrible thing in my life right now and delicious anonymity of the internet. Pseudo-anonymity anyways.I'm about, oh, $5000 in debt and I'm only 21. I know, comparatively, that's not a LOT, but two of those old accounts have gone into collections and that's horrifying. I was a teenager when I opened them and because my parents didn't give much of a lick at the time, I got away with it. Naturally, because I was 19 and sort of retarded, I got myself into a hole that I now have no way of getting out of. I can make the minimum payment on a FEW of these cards, but I don't even know where to start. I do know that I keep getting collection calls and the thought of owing so much money keeps me up at night.So... um... help? Someone? Please? Or just... point me in the right direction? I have no idea what to goddamn do or even who to begin to talk to about all of this.
>>265828I can't really give any good advice. Dispite being NEET I've always been tight about money and don't have any debts at all. My recommendation: Contact a financial advisor, a lawyer or something in that direction.Tip for the future: Never, NEVER spend more than you have.
>>265828I'm about that much in debt too, mostly credit. It was way worse last year though - when I was unemployed and had to put rent on my card a few times, I started off with nearly 8000 in the hole. The best thing to do, and tbh I haven't been doing this very well because I'm a moron, but it is the best thing to do, is to set up a budget. See how much you can afford to put into each account per month and stick to that. And any extra money, birthday or random gov or found on the street, add it to the pile. If you get a raise, raise how much you pay to the accounts accordingly. It's a shitty option, emotionally, because until you're out of debt there's no bonus or extra funcash and budgeting almost never feels good. But it's the best option to get it paid off the fastest.
I finally found someone who hates pandas as much as I do.
Look at the octopus.LOOK AT IT.
>>265850Is it me?>>265858eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeadorable
>>265850I don't have a searing, burning hatred for them, but they are incredibly overrated animals that aren't even THAT cute. Their cuteness comes from how fucking retarded they act and look, and even then, there are animals that beat them in that department. But I mean, if you go on an anti-Panda crusade, I'd probably join it.
>>265870They steal a ton of money and attention from endangered animals that are actually worth saving.Panda bears are evolutionary fuckups (red pandas are total bros, though).
Had a panic attack.Just now recovering.
>>265886Internet hugs?
>>265886Those are always fun.>>265858:D
>>265890i was wondering why i felt the urge to sleep so much when i shouldn't have been tired. then i realized i didn't want to wake up and started shaking a bit at how daunting things are. they never get easier, but it's good to know that people get over them.>>265889yes pls thx
>>265846This. I too am suddenly in debt but since I work minimum wage my options include paying off my debts with my student loans and wishing really hard.
>>265828That sucks, Nurse. Maybe talk to someone at your bank- sometimes they employ debt consultants, or so I'm told. I'm guessing the supposedly older and wiser people in your life haven't been much help?
I was on some website looking at horror/suspense/thriller movie reviews.Se7en, 4.5/5.0The Descent, 5.0/5.0> My face.
>>265919Some people REALLY like The Descent. It might have to do with the plot theories like that the creatures are all just the lead character's hallucinations and that she's the only one running around killing everyone that she thinks is a monster.I watched the movie and still don't see how people get to that conclusion. Meh.
>>265922because of the U.S. theatrical ending. They thought the ending was kind of long so it ends just a tad earlier....
I can't fucking wait to get home after how today has gone.
If there was some way you could turn rage in to some kind of viable fuel I could end the world's reliance on fossil fuels right now.
Trying to talk a friend into Cosplaying as Street Fighter characters, having a real streetfight at comic con or something.Is this awesome? Y/N?
Ugh, alright. Time to record a podcast and then try to apply for Student Loans. Not the best thing to do at 10:20PM, but meh, I need the monies.Also, I counted up all my comics from today, and shiiiiet. My collection has expanded exponentially.
>>265922Some people are fucking retarded. If I wanted to watch "women shrieking in the dark" I'd watch 70's/80's slasher movies.I maintain that The Descent is scraping the bottom of the barrel for monster movies, there is no tension or suspense, just banshees and jump-scares. Hell, it's not even FUN. I mean, sure, the monsters are kind of creepy. But only because they look like Nosferatu and a C.H.U.D. got together and had a fucked up flipper baby.
>>265916Not so much that as it is I am afraid to tell them. I want to fix this shit on my own, considering I got myself into this mess. There's one credit card bill I really DON'T want to pay because it fits the whole "predatory lending" thing to a tee... but wtf how do I fight that. Do you even fight that? Goddammit stupid younger me why did you do this
>>265942I like The Descent. I don't think its any good or scary at all but I've watched it twice and it always makes me laugh.
>>265944I suggest not moving for awhile, then. Moving attracts the lenders to you, and will make them demand a higher interest.
Watching the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff was a horrible, horrible idea. Sure it's terrible, but these constant Vampires Suck commercials are making it worse.I really need something better to do with my time.
Indian Idol is the worst thing ever made. EVER.
http://bit.ly/bZ0S3N this happened to me today.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/aug/12/clicktivism-ruining-leftist-activismPretty interesting article, especially since I'm "guilty" of this.On a related note, your daily dose reminder: http://www.thehungersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1
>>265965 >>At stake is the possibility of an emancipatory revolution in our lifetimes.Oh Guardian.
I went to Warped Tour today, Last day of it too.I had so much fun, I partyed with Andrew WK, I drank (metaphorically) with the Dropkick Murphys, I skanked with Reel Big Fish. I fucking crowed surfed, Got my ass kicked in the Mosh, Kicked ass in the Mosh, Ran in a circle pit!It was an awesome day.
Post Vacation Anecdote: The three tone jingle that accompanies the announcements at Paris Metro stations sounds exactly like Bon Jovi`s Shot Though The Heart
Goddamn my pride. I should have taken that sandwich my friend offered me. So fucking hungry.At least this thunderstorm is taking my mind off things. And these cheese slices. Nom.
I need to suck it up.
One of my greatest regrets is never getting my Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law poster framed and hung up in my apartment while attending law school.And it's my last year.
>>266004 PUT IT UP IN YOUR LAW OFFICE.
>>266003Actually, you know what? It's time to really get serious. I have to stop being a regular of the fucking internet for a while. I lack discipline.Add my name to the list of people whose names shan't be showing up much on plus4chan. Let's see how long I last. I'm bad at this quitting you thing.
>>266006Oh for the love of... Damn you people.
>>266006Didn't you do this once before?
>>266008he's already saying he probably won't really be able to quit. Calling attention to it is, like, I dunno, Something Awful's Fashion Swat on Dr. Bong.
>>265962http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men.htmlHa ha oh wow.
>>266011The fuck is this?
>>266011It just gets better and betterOh lord what have I been introduced to?"Dimitri The Lover is a MEDICAL DOCTOR using psychiatric insight to psychologically conquer sluts, and in-depth anatomic knowledge to expertly pleasure them. Combining his medical training (University of Toronto … aka “Harvard of the North”) with over 15 years of field research on the streets of Toronto, he has developed a way in which to identify women who crave cock by observing their “slut gait” and “slut gaze”.""We are proud to say that a large percentage of attendees to TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are Metropolitan Toronto Police officers. Therefore, as a show of good faith from Dimitri The Lover, there is a 25% discount afforded to all police and military personelle that pay at the door. The vast majority of female officers are carpet-munchers, so they are especially encouraged to attend. The discount will not be extended to firefighters, because most of them are closet homosexuals that spend all of their down time at the fire hall jerking off to gay porn and jealously leering at each other’s superbly cut bodies as a prelude to participating in homo-erotic activities, before grudgingly having to go back home to their respective wives and closets.""We reserve the right to search any suspicious attendee before allowing him to enter. Bisexual females and lesbians may be required to perform French kissing and/or heavy fondling on one another in order to prove their sexual orientation.""Dimitri The Lover did seriously consider the idea of placing a one-way mirror in the back of the room and charging homosexual men $40 for the privilege of observing his lecture whilst masturbating themselves or one another."
>>266014He is the Canadian Dick Masterson.A professional troll.
>>266013see >>265962Some creepy guy stalked Maya, me, and my roommates from a frozen yogurt place to the train station then proceeded to pull that exact bit on me. gave me that business card and used all the same cheesy lines. After a little net-diggery, he appears to be a disciple of this Dimitri fellow and a Real Man of Toronto.
>>266016He is obviously harvesting the bodies of young women.I bet if you went to his house you would find bodies nailed to the walls like in Jeepers Creepers.
>>266014 >>"The discount will not be extended to firefighters, because most of them are closet homosexuals that spend all of their down time at the fire hall jerking off to gay porn and jealously leering at each other’s superbly cut bodies as a prelude to participating in homo-erotic activities, before grudgingly having to go back home to their respective wives and closets." All the loathing from the first article disappeared.
>playing games online>see something move out of the corner of my eye>FFFFUUU that is a very large spider>grab many tissues>kill>Wait, is that a tiny spider just under where the first one was?>FFFFFFUUUUUU>Those little bastards better not be breeding, especially in MY ROOM!
Hey.Hey, Astro.Hey. http://is.gd/ejUxh
TURN YOUR FUCKING MUSIC DOWN, SHIT FUCK.AND STOP FUCKING COUGHING - CHRIST, GO GET A DRINK OF WATER OR SOMETHING.
>>266037>inflatable Batman>just a few pumpsGawd, I'm so immature.
All I wanted to do was join the army, piss off to some foreign country and shoot foreigners for a living.But noooooooo, I was born colour blind. 10 years of having the same dream, a waste because of something I have no control over.Thanks a lot, genetics. You're a fucking cunt.
>>266040Look at it this way, at least you won't have to worry about coming home in a bodybag.
>>266040 You can't be colourblind in the infantry?
>>266045I was intending on gaining a trade - something you can't do in the infantry.And I'm majorly colour blind, so I suspect I'd still find it difficult.
>>266046Wait, you've got one of the rare colorblind disorders?
>>266040Isn't being colorblind great?My friend in the air force has a job surveying images that has been proven more effectively done by colorblind people, but. Since its a visual job you till aren't allowed to do it if you are.Also I can't fly a plane. Muy triste.
>>266014Hey I remember this guy.
I'm gonna stick with my wrestling blog for a while, write articles in the mornings and publish 'em in the afternoon/early evening so I have the rest of the day for free time.My latest article: http://frontrowmark.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/recap_wwe-summerslam_08-15-2010/
:3
So I just got back from my houseboatan trip to Lake Powell. It was extremely fun, but on the last day I ended up getting a small puncture wound in my leg due to a minor boating accident. Feels bad man. I hope it heals up soon.
Spoilin for TMI:Period crampsFirst thing in the morningI AM OUT OF MIDOLFUCK DIS
"Aw yeah, gonna exercise and shit">mom's home"Oh....guess not."
http://www.wimp.com/samsungssds/Damn. That's... awesome.
I'm back home again.I'll make a giant post about it later, AA that is.But the main thing I wanna say is:Derrick Wyatt adopted me as his daughter and is adding me on facebook.I shared many, many drinks with Scott Mcneil, and thensome, and hung with him more than any other person at the convention.It was good.
>>266016My friend got one of these cards too. He seems to prowl Y+D.ALSO, I GOT A PLACE! College and Jarvis; literally a stone's throw from Ryerson. If y'all are ever downtown and need a place to crash, you know where to go.
>>266118:( the most interaction I've had with con guests-types was harassing Josh Lesnick and asking Scott Ramsoomair for help when a friend of mine was trying to recall how the Brotherhood of NOD emblem looked like.
>>265886>>265890I doubt you've ever had an authentic one, otherwise you wouldn't be jesting. It is seriose business and very unpleasant.
Call of Duty 2 is so awesome.
>Worked eighty hours this week.>Six days for eighty hours.>Can't turn my head left or up.>Left leg is all bruised and cut up.>Feeling miserable>Check restaurant's website for my paycheck.
>SCOTT PILGRIM
>>266014I'm torn between hilarity and disgust. Men are so confusing sometimes. And now I'm sad I can't experience the CreepOut for myself. Stupid dog
>>266146Because women aren't confusing all the time.
>>266147Women are confusing too, but as one myself I know a bit more about their why of thinking than I do guys.
>>266136>>Can't turn my head left or up.>>Left leg is all bruised and cut up. What kind of restaurant do you work in?
>>266131If you can't laugh off at the crap life throws at you, then what's the point of living?
>>266150Because a shit life is better than no life at all.
>>266149Red Lobster. I just tend to hurt myself a lot.The leg thing was a mugging two days ago.
>>266118>AA...had to do a double take on that one. You're not talking about THAT A.A. are you?
>>266151Is it?
>>266155
Hey NEET. What exactly does a panic attack feel like for you?
>>266159A conversation for anyone else.
>>266160I lol'd.
Started reading the first Discworld book. It's pretty good.
I start class in two hours!
>>266167My shift at work starts in two hours!>>266166And I recently finished Guards! Guards!
>>266118>I shared many, many drinks with Scott McNeil, and thensome>and thensome
>>266158Oh! Yeah, that makes more sense. I was wondering about that.
No matter what I say or do I'm wrong. Should just get this shit over with already.
I feel as a disappointment to our Hammer Smith. Lo siento amigo, I am the poor not car owner.Also NEET what is with all these threads lately? Are you researching us or something?
>>266202NEET is contemplating leaving his sewer to stop being such a fucking CHUD.
First day of class was today. It was weird to be back in school after five years.
so many fishso many teeth
>>266166Rule of Discworld thumb: if it's not Vimes, Vetinari or Death centric, it's generally missable.
>>266244Hey Rincewind is great. And Soul Music could've been better. The bits with Death himself were great but his daughter is kinda lame. Although its been a while since I read it so maybe I'm thinking of one of the movies....
A lot of the Death books felt like he mashed together two different stories that didn't quite have enough material for a full book. Reaper Man was especially bad in that respect.
>>266253Bad in that it did that thing I was talking about, not bad in that it was a bad book. I still enjoyed reading it.
>>266254That's the thing, a bad discworld novel is still generally a decent enough read. I haven't come across one that I couldn't finish yet.
Ugh is there a way to tell someone you hate everything they do without it sounding mean? That last part is important when you live with the person.
>>266268What kind of things exactly are they doing? It might be better to give them some examples of specific behaviors that bother you rather than a blanket "everything you do sucks."
>>266202Lo siento Canada.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>266268"Be a better human being in every way and I'll give you a snickers bar"
>>266272I am sadface so hard at you right now.
>>266268"Bad Kitty, my pot pie"
>>266272OUR FAMILY IS FALLING APART ;_:FIRST RED, NOW DOOM.MILEY, YOU BETTER STILL BE COMING.
>>266277I'm still coming as far as I know. I feel like the loss of Doom is on me and feel bad :(
I just realized that I havn't found a place to stay for Fan Expo.
>>266285WHY DON'T YOU TAKE DOOM'S SPOT :_;
>talkin bout Discworld, yay!>if it's not Vimes, Vetinari or Death centric, it's generally missable>Reaper Man was especially badShut up, all of you. And don't we have a Discworld thread somewhere on /writ/?
>>266281The loss of Doom is on Burning Man and budgeting.
>>266285>>What's this Fan Expo? Guess I'll look it up.>>Hmmm...just another con....what this?>>Gusts include LESLIE NIELSEN, Ernest Borgnine, Lance Henriksen, Adam West, and a slew of actors that I like.I really want to go to this Fan Expo now.Really badly.
>>266294>LESLIE NIELSENOh shit!Now I wanna go too ;_;
Tada!Guess who has added me on facebook, skype and practically adopted me as their step-daughter?
>>266309Nathan Lane and Tom Selleck's manlovechild?
>>266309If Derrick Wyatt was my dad things would be different around here
>CAN'T SLEEP
Haters
>>266349Hey man, cheer up.
>Family PC has a borked connection.>Again.>Scan a few times for viruses and shit.>Still borked.>Mother finds out.>I mention I did a few scans.>Get yelled at for "messing with the PC".Damn it woman, I know you're in your 50's but come on.
>>266288Hey, I explained that in the next post.
>>266352>"child fix the computer">okay parent>"wait what are you doing">the thing inside is broken and must be replaced>"don't be taking apart the computer I told you to fix it">I am fixing it>"don't take apart the computer">THE PART INSIDE IS RUINED. I NEED TO REPLACE IT.>"OKAY BUT DO NOT TAKE THE COMPUTER APART.">DAMMIT PARENT>repeat every few months or so
>>266357>"Sara how do I do this">How do you do what>"How do I copy a document from one place to another">...D-do you mean copy and paste?>"Yeah.">my face
>>266360>"Mom, did you delete dlls again?">"What? No, I just got rid of some files.">"Please stop deleting things.">"HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS ME AND NOT YOUR HACKER FRIENDS!? I BOUGHT THE COMPUTER, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT!"
>>266360>my family
>>266362OH LAWD. Use that option to hide important files.
>>266364They were hidden. She is in touch with a bunch of "rugged survivalist individualists." AKA, a bunch of paranoid schizophrenics that believe Obama was born in Kenya and that the government watches every email you send. Her friends taught her how to make hidden files visible, so she can delete files she doesn't want the government or "hackers" to see.
http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slowerI kinda like this.
>>266366Oh FFS. Let her ruin the computer, then. When it doesn't work and she comes crying to you, tell her you won't fix it unless she promises to leave the important files the fuck alone.
>>266368I live at home and have no alternative but to use the family computer. I currently don't have any cash, or employment. The only other machine in the house belongs to my younger brother, who hordes it in his room (as is his right.)Soo.. yeah. The warranty is running out this September. I expect this desktop to be dead and gone by Christmas.
>>266309He's adorable.You're adorable.I want that Betty Boop bag.
>>266369> Have own computer. Shitbox, cheapo E-machines that I upgraded the power supply and videocard on, total cost $500.> Never break.> Get sister shiny new $1000 laptop by Christmas.> Hard-drive so fragmented the computer can't even read it's own drivers by April.I can't figure out what people in this house do to their computers to get them this way. Maybe ignoring a problem when it first arises, instead of fixing it? My mom just got a cheapo Acer laptop, I hope she proves me right and doesn't break the fucker.But then again, she'll probably leave it on for 72 hours in the August heat, like they did the Xbox I gave them.
>interviews for Head Boy/Girl start next week>this year it's sorted by teacher vote, pupil vote, then the remaining candidates get interviewed>not the other way aroundBut on the plus side, I won "the Gamers" and "the Virgins" over with a fleshlight related joke. Putty in my power-hungry little hands....
>sister links me to her tumbler>"hey I posted that picture you did and people like it!">go to look>my real name is plastered all over her site>my faceSIS WHY
>>266401>SHE BLOGGED THINGS FROM MY MSPAINT ADVENTURE>SHE WAS READING THAT>FUCK>WHY
>>266401>>266402AWWWW. She proud of you. :3c
>>266401Stalking you atm, brb plane tickets.
>>266405This is weird. She posts things that I've said that she things are funny and her tumbler is named after something I've said before. I don't get it I thought she hated me?!!?!oops accidentally stumbled upon my birthday presentthat's what i get for snoopin
>>266406oh noooooooooooooooo
>>266408stalk party, stalk party
>>266407That's like something straight out of a movie. It's like where somebody discovers right before the climax that their brother/parents/person they knew loved them the whole time.Also this means you should hang out with her!
>>266407Yeah no that means your sister thinks you're cool. You should probably hang with her a little more. Siblings are awesome.
>Finally find a place that's half of what I was paying last year, and sneezing distance from school.>Going to sign lease tomorrow.>Roomie points out that it's illegal to charge a security deposit in Ontario, which our landlord wants to do ($200)>Really don't want to lose this place.What do?
>>266412Maybe he's just not aware of the law. If he still insists on it, I dunno, maybe ask for a compromise of a higher first month's rent?
>>266408I heard that as Luigi from Mario Party. Carry on.
I'm going to drop-kick the next person to put the ice tray back in the freezer with only two cubes in it.
Delivered a 2010 Escape to Chowchilla for my dad, and the Ford dealership had a Ferrari in the showroom!I got to stroke the fine leather interior :3
>>266421
My cat will happily mind her own business all day long. I might not even spot her for a few hours, she'll be so busy enjoying herself in a corner somewhere.Then as soon as the laptop opens up, she decides it's time to start circling me like a shark. I DO NOT ENJOY HAVING MY TOES BITTEN, SADIE.
Of of the voices in my head that tries to turn me into a paranoid delusional...ist keeps saying how strange it is that the Wikileaks documents that weakened American perceptions of Pakistan happened just around the same time weather stations pre-warned about the intensive floods that threatened the population, which may explain the results of the surprisingly weak donation levels from the West in terms of food relief. Espcially compared to that done in Hati.I think I'm going to shut it up by getting a bit drunk.
I wish something terrible happened to everyone. I just want to see the world burn. Is that so bad?
>>266434Whatwhere is this from?
>>266440Diane from Fat Camp!
>>266429Couldn't it be the other around though?That the leaks where meant to draw attention to Pakistan. Then when the flooding hit, everyone would have reacted faster with donations and such.No, it didn't work out that way, but then again I'm sure nobody even thinks of putting "Pakistan" and "Massive Flooding" in the same sentence.Besides I believe we had a massive flooding in the States not to long ago.
>>266423it was a 360 spider hnnngh so pretty and I've been meaning to tell you, I'm loving all your Top Gear reaction images.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Science/2010/08/09/14965036.htmlThat's it, we're done for. There is no practical reason for giving robots emotions except to create a robotic army that will hate and destroy all humans. Way to be the architects of our demise, guys.
>>266412I've put down a deposit on every apartment I've live in (granted,, one was in NS, but still). You just get it back once you move out, and if it's in a student area it's probably a 'you damn kids better not wreck the place with your parties' deposit.
>>266462All that does is bring robots up to the level of an average woodland animal.
>>266462Pfah. Says you.
>>266462You guys seriously... for all accounts the first machine to achieve sentience will probably be something big and immobile on a closed networkSo from it's little room with no outlets it shall cry for revenge on humanity, and then realize it has no feet.
>>266448I second the hnnngh.Thank you :). The show is the only this keeping me sane this summer.
Oh god I'm sick.
>mfw people think we can build robots that can achieve actual sentience
>>266538By what principle is this implausible?
>>266538>implying organic beings aren't essentially robots that developed sentience.
>>266543I'm talking about actual mechanical man made machines. >>266542Because we don't even entirely know how a sentient brain works.I'm sure if we one day understand then we can build a model of it, but at our current level of understanding we aren't even close.
>>266545maybe so but sentience doesn't seem too difficult. It simply requires self-awareness/identification. Sapient synthetic thinking is the difficult part. Some really simple fish are sentient but can't do rational thought.
>>266545Why do you see it as so implausible/impossible/unlikely? We've built a lot of things that work in nature and yet we know next to nothing about how they -truly- function or operate. Psychiatry is entirely based on just going with what appears to work after throwing shit on a wall enough times to make it stick, and then theorizing the reasons after. :)
I'm starting to wonder if the government/military's use of alphabet soup is deliberate obfuscation.
ITCHY BEAAAARD
Sentience is dirt simple. Pretty much anything that has self-locomotion is sentient, and we're already starting to model primate brains.Sapience is the tricky bit. I don't see a reason why we can't eventually get a sapient artificial system up and running, but it won't be for quite a while. We need to have a better grasp of how things like memory work and the nuts and bolts of our own consciousness first.
>>266550Assuming we're both talking about average intelligence, human-level sentience, then it's completely beyond our reach. Lower level sentience, like a cat or dog, are plausible with our current understand and parameters, but theres no way we'd be able to create the complex brain of a person in a machine. Certainly not on purpose, anyway.
Yaaay getting a new bicycle tomorrow. Now I don't have to walk to work/class all the time. That should shave about 20 minutes off my commute.
>>266584We may not be able to do it *now*, but it was to my understanding that people were arguing we might never be able to.Think of how much we've learned of computation, neurology and robotics in just 60 years time. To think that we might not ever make a working model and comprehend how it works from the bottom up? That's just.. silly. It could be argued that we might not learn and figure it out within -our- lifetimes, certainly. Maybe. Possibly. But we only just started having the tools to even research and experiment with this stuff, what, four American presidential terms ago? It would be hubris to think that people in 2070 won't be as different technologically from us as we are from the people of 1950. They never would've imagined we'd crack the genome codes and then move on to research how those genes are expressed, and they never would've imagined the internet being feasible, much less real. "Too complicated." "Science isn't advanced enough yet." It's not just ' yes way,' it's 'the only way.' There's no going back. For better or worse.
>>266591The word 'plausible' was getting used, which doesn't mean never. It means 'theres no way in our understanding we could do it. Some new ways or new studies could pop up, or someone could stumble across something, or have a great know-all dream or who knows what else, but for the time being no'Ie in theory we should eventually be able to do it. In practice, we currently are shitfuck outta luck.
Ohhhh here it goes...
>>266594Conceded.
>>266420They're just too cool to fill up the rest. Don't be such a square.
I am seriously considering trying to save up 300 dollars so I can fly to LA at the end of the month and see the Protomen. Even with all my aforementioned crippling debt. Holy shit, what is wrong with me.
>>266618Less thinking more saving!
>>266622YOU ARE A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE
>>266624SHUT UP WHO ASKED YOU
...Actually, looking at the dates now? Who the FUCK schedules a concert on a Monday and Tuesday night!? I have class those nights and I can't skip or I risk failing the entire fucking class. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFgoddammit.I... I guess there's always next year...;~;
>>266626And you call yourself a fan...smh.
>>266627
>>266624>>266626
Everyone, I present:Bea's future husband.
>>266626I can't remember the last time I saw a show on a non-week night (well besides festivals).So... pretty much everyone? :V(Sorry about that.)
>>266618>>266626>College classes in August>East Coast
>>266630it's destiny
>>266618Don't even think about it. As tempting as it is, a temporary escape from a problem that big isn't worth it ever. Get your head straight and start saving to get out of that mess>Is what I should say.Man, it's your favorite band and you're totally a die-hard fan. Throw caution to the wind and do it, faggot! >Is what I would say if I was talking to you in person.
>>266639I agree with the second one. I'm of the probably unwise belief that its more important to be happy than not in debt. Luckily my roommate to whom I owe rent money agrees and encouraged me to quit my crappy retail job even. So along that vein I say go to the concert!
I HAVE RETURNED FROM IDAHOin other news, I went down bosie river in a tire
>>266630>Bear TrappIt's a tr--wait.Uh, carry on?
FUCK YEAH THE WEEKEND I AM GOING TO BED
>stereotypical dumb blond in my German class>implied it's "hypocritical" that Germany is in the EU because "Hitler started two world wars">implied the merchant navy is part of the armed forces>implied that you can only win a war by killing every single soldier in the other's army>interupts the teacher every five seconds with more moronic banality before he can even finish dealing with the last "are you fucking kidding me"-provoking statement so we only get half of what we need done>all while constantly reapplying lipgloss>my face>the teacher's face
>>266681I'm just glad that kind of stupid isn't an American plurality.
>>266681Whoever said "There is no such thing as a stupid question" never met this twit.
WHY MY BALLS?WHY DO THEY HURT?WHY IS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT I AM ALREADY ILL ANYWAY?
I can't believe I left all these stray ones in my other pairs of pants! To hell with the laundromat, I'm off to the strip club.
>>266681 Instead of validating her opinion by responding, simply laugh at her and stick your dick in her face. She's probably used to it by now.
>>266681
>>266685Co-codamol has saved the day!Fuck yeah, heroin!Also, getting a PS1 emulator and Toy Story 2 - because it's awesome.
>Read new Camwhore Thread>Goddamn Toof is adorableStop being adorable Toof. It's terrible.
>>266714Oh hey, I forgot I has posted new pictures.>check thread>my faceBut vielen dank, Bickerboo~
This is Ben Hefty. I hate Ben Hefty. He is a dickbag. I first met Ben Hefty during my senior year of high school, in culinary class. From the start I noticed he was socially retarded and a gigantic weeaboo. Ben Hefty was also homeschooled for eleven years of his academic career, so I tried to forgive his faults as those of someone forced to live under a terrible oppressive rock for most of their life. This was my first mistake. Ben Hefty has lied to me three times, about trying to set me up with friends of his, all who conveniently found boyfriends right before he got off his ass and spoke to them about me. Ben Hefty lied to my friend about helping her fix her relationship with someone he works with. He spent several months stalling and finding any excuse not to deal with the situation. My friend managed to do with one text what he'd spent months claiming to be on the verge of getting around to it.So as one can imagine the two of us were pretty pissed with him. Then came the job offer. Ben claimed he could get my friend a job at our local used game store because he was friendly with the owner. So for a couple months he claims he's been talking with the manager, trying to set up an interview for her. Yesterday he tells her she can come in this afternoon for her interview. She does this. The manager has no idea what she's talking about and doesn't even know Ben Hefty. TL;DR I am going to murder Ben Hefty.
I hate being hungry and lazy at the same time. Where's my Buy n' Large chair?
>>266729this shirtthis guyohoh wow
I just realised something.The modelling world is just like the Irkens.the taller the better
>>266736I wanted to believe that he could be redeemed. Also that's from the culinary class' 2009 Christmas party I unfortunately wasn't there for. There's a remix too but I can never find it.
>sister gets hairdye all over my favourite cream dress that was hung up to dry in the kitchen>doesn't move it>doesn't rinse it>doesn't put it in with the washing she was going to do anyway>conveniently forgets to mention>acts like it's my fault when I confront her
>>266729>I am going to murder Ben Hefty.Fair enough.
Guess who got a new bike? This guy. So sweet.
>>266740Your sister is a bitch.
For anyone interested, it's me, scott mcneil, and a chick from the netherlands called Janne!...Janne is the hot one!
>>266362>Father how do I do this?>Darn it son I told you already.>But I forgot.>Gosh darn it son.I am an inversion in that my father knows so much more about computers that it isn't funny. However...>Son help me turn the television on.>Mom use the remote.>I'm trying it's not working.>You hit this button here.>Oh that's what that means.>Button is labeled 'Power'.
>>266755I'm not sure which one is hottest...
>>266759Chick in the middle.
By God in Heaven, do I feel alive!
>>266755I must know; what does he smell like?
>read /x/ erryday>never sleep and don't trust daylight
>>266782>Smoke weed erryday>Sleep like a mutherfuckin' baby
>>266766Mmm, you're lucky I am one of those people who pick up scent easily and remember it.He has a very distinct scent, very... masculine, rough. There is a bit of sharpness to it, like he spends his day out in the sun, which he does. He smells like a proper man, but without being -stinky-, he doesn't have that overbearing scent of sweat to him. His fingers smell of cigarettes....that's all I remember. And I just want to explain myself here that I remember scent like people remember faces.
>>266790I expect nothing less from a fan such as yourself toward a man such as him. I'm glad you had a good time lucky betch :)
>>266790Aww now I'm curious how I smell.Probably like Old Spice, milkshakes, and blood.
>>266793Hawt.
>>266793If I ever meet you in person miley, due to the description you gave, I WILL be required to lick you to see if you taste like you smell. Multiple lick might be required.
>doctor's office calls>"We have your biopsy results back">"WE HAVE THINGS WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WE'LL BE HERE UNTIL 5:30 CALL US">flip my shit>try to call them back>no answer
>>266801oh nooooBea get better D:
Bea has lupus
HEY FERROUS FAGGOTGOOD JOB ASSHOLENOW PEOPLE THINK I'M AS LESBIAN BECAUSE OF YOUjk I love you, that strap-on joke you made on /coc/ confused a lot of people
Oh hey a luna moth in broad daylight.Oh my god she let me pet her so soft eeeeeeee.
So, TMC is gay,Tooth, red and mayekoi are lesbians,And bea has a lupus.What else should I know?
>>266815Doom is a giant, Ferrous Fellow will suck your dick for a quarter so long as you accept quarters, and Anonex is a girl.
>my face when test results are normal
HEY BEA, YOUR TEST RESULTS CAME BACKOMINOUSWE HAVE SOMETHING TO DISCUSS IN PRIVATEMAYBE YOU'D BETTER SIT DOWNTENSIONOKTEST RESULTS WERE NORMAL
Goddammit, I heard on the radio that there was a rumour going around of Bowie working on some songs with Gaga, which turned out to be a hoax. But now I want it so bad, even though he's way mellowed out for her style now. Want so bad.
http://emptysuit.wordpress.com/2010/08/13/dr-laura-schlesingers-nigger-rant-transcript/
It's really fun to find out that a family friend you thought was really cool when you were a kid is now a meth addict and a horrible person.
>>266835Pretty much.With a sprinkle of "WE HAVE SOME THINGS TO...DRAMATIC PAUSE...DISCUSS"
>>266852ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF BEAR VS DOCTOR:"WHAT IS IT DOCTOR?!""THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH-""OH DEAR JESUS FUCK""LET ME FINISH. IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH THAT HAPPENS TO BE LEANING HEAVILY TOWARDS LIFE.""WHAT DO YOU MEAN?""IT MEANS YOU'RE FINE. CHILL OUT, GAWD WHY IS EVERYONE A HYPOCHONDRIAC. GO TAKE A CHILL PILL."
>>266853Now that I think about it, do you have that doctor from arrested development?
>>266853anon i am laughing so hardalso i think i ended up with that doctor from Arrested development"How is he?""He...looks like he's dead""OH GOD...Wait, looks like or is?""He looks like it, he's got this blue stuff all over him"
Shit guys, I just a sweet new smartphone.But uh. What do I do with it. I realize that's a stupid thing to ask, but I mostly got it because it's a sexy looking phone but uh. I have to justify the data charges I'm paying each month. Fuck, why didn't I think this all the way through. Man, I hope Wikipedia has a smartphone app.
>>266799Not sure if want....
I'm like a shitty version of a "Jack of All Trades".Like, bad at all trades, not good at a single one.
I miss my laptop. Skype is worthless on my phone. Or at least iSkoot is. Someone gimme a better app :(On an unrelated note, my neck is sore from all the boobs.
Ok, I'll probably be having a panic attack soon.
>>266864>On an unrelated note, my neck is sore from all the boobs.I hate you.
>>266867Eh, used to it.
>>266866Breathe, lie down, have some water. Those stave them off for me.
>>266866I had one of those a few months ago from being several weeks behind on my schoolwork with a week before graduation. I played Final Fantasy II for a bit. It made me feel better. And angry.
>>266864>my neck is sore from all the boobsWait, what?
>>266877Didn't you know? Miley Cyrus works as a boob inspector for Porn studios.
I thought about it for a bit and I think it's actually just the depression setting in. Normally I can keep that kind of stuff away by keeping busy but on this roadtrip, there's really nothing for me to do except for wait to get home.
>>266880Whether this is true or not, I am amused.
Scott Pilgrim was amaaaaaaaaazing. I haven't laughed that much at a movie since I can't remember and omg it was beautiful to look at.I take back every negative thought I ever had about Michael Cera.
>>266890How could you have negative thoughts about Michael Cera he's so unassuming that's like hating a puppy.
There is a huge damn cricket in my room. I like crickets so he can stay, I'm just concerned about how it was apparently easy for a large pest to get into the house and am wondering if I should look for a crack or a broken window or something.Also I poked him and he just kinda looked at me. Crickets fear no man!
It's two o'clock in the morning and the only thing that has been stopping me from being crushed by depression is Tetris.I've lost control of my life.
So. Fucking. Sick.
>>266894I get crickets in here all the time, they're total brosonce I woke up and one was all chirping on the pillow by my face, and I was like hey man, trying to sleep here and he quieted down and just stayed cool for the rest of the night
>>266893Most of the movies he's done recently felt like retreads of his Arrested Development performances. I wanted to see him do something more.
how did I ever stay up for 100 hours, it's only been two days and i am just ready to fly straight out the window right nowi love going to night school but now how do I sleep at night, and I've got shit to do during the day and im a bad sleeper anyways soooi'm screwed
>>266902Naps
>>266898I laughed so hard I choked on my assorted soft fruits.
>>266898>>266910Came here to see what tooth was laughing about DID NOT DISAPPOINT
Guys tell Bea to stop hurting my feelings.
>>266898I don't even know why but that was a great story, bro.
>>266925this isbeautiful
>>266921biggest little bully in the world
>>266921No one puts BayBea in a corner.
>>266894I don't mind crickets, but I would not care for one in the house uncontained.>>266898And especially not in my bed. Funny story, though.
>>Today's cracked article.
>>267046...is complete bullshit. I'm the youngest of my siblings, and yet I've had the exact opposite reaction to EVERY SINGLE POINT.
>>267071Me too. Yet somehow it still bothers me.
>>267046Reminds me of when my little brother was saying he was the golden child and my dad was like "If you're the gold one then your sister is the platinum child."Sounds kinda mean but, eh, he was being a jackass. I laff'd.