I have a rare opportunity to go see a drag show at the local gay bar. I've never seen one and I've always wanted to. My sister works until an hour after the show starts, and my other friend that would be interested is staying at home. My husband has no interest in looking at transvestites.

I guess I can always wait. The gay bar isn't going anywhere. There will be other drag shows.... :(

Unless your name begins with Señor or ends with jetpackviking-chan, you have to wait in line for making these threads, you greedy bastard.

>>265588
PÉSIMO

Did you go and do what I said in the still functioning thread?

I am now King of Oregon

Sorry Sir Charles, your time is up

>>265602
wait what is going on

did I miss something?

>>265600

Pretzel?

Also
>mfw we have two non-autosaging SYM threads plus that thread I made that was supposed to be a SYM thread but it got ignored

>>265604

I moved in and am taking over the state

>>265602
are you in the united states of whatever officially now?!

>>265610

Yes.

>>265613
Well then. Fix our economy and social welfare system.

>>265609
Wait, you moved to Oregon? Or are you just visiting?

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

>>265613
oh... and please enjoy our Portland. it's a decent city.

>>265614

You don't know how much I'd love to. Hopefully Arnie gets the rules rewritten and I'll be able to run.

>>265616

Moved. Got here yesterday. Tired of UK.

>>265618
Wow. Everyone is moving to Oregon on this board.

So what town you moving to? Portland?

  >>265618
Good, I can serenade you now.

http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html
Dude.

>>265619

You guessed it.

>>265620

Am i the girl?

>>265625
The prettiest girl in all the lands.

>>265622
Well sir, I welcome you to Blazers country.

>>265626
>>265625
<3

Okay, because Señor has graced us with his presence, this thread is now officially cromulent.

>Running off to another alcohol-ridden party.
cheers fellas!

Portland, Oregon?

Jesus, what a bunch of hipsters.

My boss has decided to adopt me for his own. And that he loves my mother.
God dammit.

>>265630

u jelly?

>>265632

Not of your shoes.

>get home from work
>There's a bear on my doorstep
WELL I SHOULD GO WASH THE CESSNA YEAH I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE TWO DAYS AGO

Stupid router! Ya made me burn my cookies!

>>265618

Become a CA citizen and vote err day in November.

>>265605

THIS >>265266

>"Dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage and they even took the shit out of the port-o-potty and threw shit and piss at me when I was onstage,"

I don't want to hear ANYONE talk shit about Juggalos on plus4 ever again.

In other news, in response to to the rampant misogyny on /r9k/ the number of misandrist present on the board have gone up tenfold. Bullshit breeds bullshit, I'm afraid. Or maybe nerds just blame everything on the opposite gender.

>>265655
Who is this women and why was she injured?

>>265640

IT'S SO TEMPTING, but I can't go back there. Not yet. I am still not worthy of reclaiming my ancestral home. I still must train to become the greatest hipster in all the land before I return.

UGHHHHH My sister's having a party with alcohol and all her little friends. I am powerless to stop her. I guess I'm way too passive aggressive and also if things get out of hand and I call the cops, I might get in trouble too because I'm also underage and the booze is in our house. Oh well.

By the way, to those who saw it, how was the Expendables? I hear it was kind of disappointing on the badassery front :(

>>265659
You haven't heard of Tila Tequila?

>Tila Tequila is a galactic empress of an unknown race who runs the Planet Trade Organization, and is feared for her ruthlessness and power. She is the daughter of King Cold and younger sister of Cooler.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/14/tila-tequila-attack-juggalos-concert-photos/

>>265664
Obvious solution: Bang one/some/all of her friends.

>>265664
It was one long amazing in joke. If you're in on the joke it was the best movie that ever has been or will be. If you aren't, you'll probably think it's terrible.

It made me so happy I was giddy. If someone tells you the badassery was lacking, they are clearly a douchefag. It was like the A-Team on powerthirst, old spice, and anabolic steroids.

>>265667
>old spice
Sold.

>>265666
Oh god no, that's the worst idea ever. Half of the kids go to my church and all of them are vapid little punks.

Tempted to go to the nearest all-night theater here in Manhattan and watch Scott Pilgrim.

>>265671
Do you know a place showing The Expendables in the next few hours?

>>265667>>265664

I saw the Expendables today. Probably one of the bloodiest movies I've seen in awhile. I mean, I was expecting action, but not people getting diced apart and giant holes being blown in their torsos. It was a fun movie, tho'.

Why do I keep trying out facial hair when I am the only one who thinks it looks good.

>>265607
I blame it on the whole "synergy" thing. It was supposed to consolidate threads, but instead it's only created confusion, and even more threads.

Just got back from ogling a ton of classic muscle cars at a little car-show.

I'm not a lesbian, I'm a freaking motorphile.

>>265677

Synergy is never the problem. The problem lies within how the utilization of synergy.

>>265675
When the movie opened with Dolph Lundgren shooting a pirate in half with a grenade launcher, I knew it was going to be a good night.

>>265669
I doubt they would even remember the night.

And the church thing just sweetens it.

>>265678
Whatever, butch.

"Coming this Fall to CW: Everyone Hates Shyamalan!"

>>265683
I went to a midnight showing of Scott Pilgrim where the SAME THING happened, only the laughs were mixed with groans and "that explains it" grunts.

At the end, a guy screamed "Next!" and we all laughed.

>>265683
Same thing happened at the theater I went to, except my friends were disappointed by it cause they liked Last Airbender for some reason.

>>265683
Same happened in my theater, everyone booed and then everyone started laughing because everyone had booed.

b-but I wore a cute dress and everything!

Also this picture isn't it, but someone had pretty much the same deal at the show. Who the fuck puts a lovely little coke-bottled body on the chassis of a mighty pickup? Only in Axe Cop can one paste together any two awesome things and make something DOUBLE AWESOME; in real life, it's just disgusting.

  >>265682
whoops I meant to reply to this

and since I'm babbling about cars anyways, I finally got around to seeing that new Ferrari on Top Gear. gog DAMN.

>>265683 >>265684 >>265685 >>265687
I am now tempted to go see a movie, any movie, just to try and observe this phenomena first hand.

I need to get out more.

I'M NOT DRUNK.

>>265696
then it's time to start drinking!

>>265697
NO WAY I ALREADY HAD LIKE ... FUCK... HI

2 things.

1. It's official. I have a girlfriend.

2. Scott Pilgrim vs The World: Second greatest movie ever made.

>>265700
First, congratulations.

Second, what's the first?

>>265702
Back to the Future Part II.

>>265695
Become a baseball pitcher.

Well, you guys completely lucked out.
As in, you won't be seeing any of MY posts in the near future.

Computer is taking the piss on me, and I'm gonna be comp-less for... a while.

So yeah.

P.S. Went to see mexican footie today.
P.P.S. Local footie team won. 5 - 2.

>>265696
PfffhahahaI wish I could do that.

>>265703

Fuck that, III's the best of the bunch.

>>265703
Ferris Bueller's Day off says "Hi".

you guys are all wrong, this is the greatest movie ever made.

but Ferris Beuller and Back to the Future and Scott Pilgrim and whatever the heck else can tie in for second.

>Ferrous at 1pm tomorrow when he wakes up

>>265715
you're not my mom.

...

you're not, right?

Scott Pilgrim was decent.

Still feel like making a website other than my wrestling blog and my imageboard - something I can use to make a little cash, perhaps. Problem is, I got no ideas. I really wish I was a lot more creative.

Bleah.

I bought a Roomba!
I named him M-O!

>>265723
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo9Df0thFy0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI

>>265685
Kill them. They must not be allowed to breed.

>>265721
Didn't you have some plans for a book about copyright? What happened to that?

>>265728

Eh, still sorta debating it. There's so many good resources out there as it is; I'm not sure the ranting of someone who's not even an expert in the field would really do any good, even in the furry fandom.

I'm just...bleah. Like I said, I wish I was more creative so I could actually do something worth a damn.

>>265729
I realize that this is incredibly dumb, but just do the thing to do the thing. Inject opinions and write to write. At the very least it's good practice for when you find something worthwhile to do. And, besides, the best ideas come to people when they are doing something else.

>>265730

>do the thing to do the thing

But see, that's kinda what I'm doing with my wrestling blog at the moment, and while I was initially happy to be doing it, I don't feel like it's going anywhere any more, and that I'm doing it just to do it. It doesn't make me satisfied to be doing it for that reason alone.

Maybe it's just my fucked up brain fucking around with me again.

>>265731
So, are you looking for a higher purpose in your actions?

Also, that's not so unusual. It's kind of why I'm always recommending you keep doing new things. Eventually you'll find something you cans stay passionate about, but until then you'll gain some practice doing things that could help you.

>>265732

I wouldn't say a higher purpose...just a purpose beyond "doing something to do it". Y'know, doing something to make some money, help out a friend, something like that.

>>265733
I don't know what to tell you, I usually just stumble on to that stuff.

>>265734

S'okay. It's more of a personal lack of creativity than anything else, so there's not much you or anyone else can do about it.

>>265735
Try creativity exercises or something.

>>265736

They probably wouldn't help much, but what the hell. Links to any?

I know it's gonna sound suspicious but I just want you guys to know that I love all of ya.

>>265742
Burn in hell, Bonesking.

>>265742
I have a real boner for you. <3

So my dog had intestinal trouble, which was pretty much a lot of gas. So it was probably a good thing I fretted and took her to the vet.
But the whole thing is going to cost me $1200-$1500, which is more than I had in the vet fund, making my trip to TO now completely impossible.
I'm too exhausted to be sad right now.

I only have $80 left in my bank account.

My pay sucks.

>>265713
GHOST BUSTERS YOU FOOLS

I'm starting to think there wasn't a theater out there that didn't break out in laughter at the Devil trailer. And screw everyone, I'm hiding in bed all day and watching this Arrested Development marathon. I refuse to move D:<

>>265756

>Arrested Development marathon

WHAT CHANNEL?!

>>265759

Nevermind, found it! But only 3 episodes left. :(

>>265760

I watched the whole series on Netflix and so can you.

>>265761

I bought the first and second season, gotta get off my butt and buy the third.

I'm sorry Bea PLEASE DON'T MAUL ME

  ;_;

>>265763

>>265767
Here I have the perfect picture for you.