>>266801
oh noooo

Bea get better D:

Bea has lupus

HEY FERROUS FAGGOT
GOOD JOB ASSHOLE
NOW PEOPLE THINK I'M AS LESBIAN BECAUSE OF YOU

jk I love you, that strap-on joke you made on /coc/ confused a lot of people

Oh hey a luna moth in broad daylight.

Oh my god she let me pet her so soft eeeeeeee.

So, TMC is gay,
Tooth, red and mayekoi are lesbians,
And bea has a lupus.

What else should I know?

>>266815
Doom is a giant, Ferrous Fellow will suck your dick for a quarter so long as you accept quarters, and Anonex is a girl.

>my face when test results are normal

HEY BEA, YOUR TEST RESULTS CAME BACK

OMINOUS
WE HAVE SOMETHING TO DISCUSS IN PRIVATE

MAYBE YOU'D BETTER SIT DOWN

TENSION

OK

TEST RESULTS WERE NORMAL

Goddammit, I heard on the radio that there was a rumour going around of Bowie working on some songs with Gaga, which turned out to be a hoax.
But now I want it so bad, even though he's way mellowed out for her style now.
Want so bad.

http://emptysuit.wordpress.com/2010/08/13/dr-laura-schlesingers-nigger-rant-transcript/

It's really fun to find out that a family friend you thought was really cool when you were a kid is now a meth addict and a horrible person.

>>266835

Pretty much.

With a sprinkle of "WE HAVE SOME THINGS TO...DRAMATIC PAUSE...DISCUSS"

>>266852
ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF BEAR VS DOCTOR:
"WHAT IS IT DOCTOR?!"
"THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH-"
"OH DEAR JESUS FUCK"
"LET ME FINISH. IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH THAT HAPPENS TO BE LEANING HEAVILY TOWARDS LIFE."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"IT MEANS YOU'RE FINE. CHILL OUT, GAWD WHY IS EVERYONE A HYPOCHONDRIAC. GO TAKE A CHILL PILL."

>>266853
Now that I think about it, do you have that doctor from arrested development?

>>266853

anon i am laughing so hard

also i think i ended up with that doctor from Arrested development
"How is he?"
"He...looks like he's dead"
"OH GOD...Wait, looks like or is?"
"He looks like it, he's got this blue stuff all over him"

Shit guys, I just a sweet new smartphone.

But uh. What do I do with it. I realize that's a stupid thing to ask, but I mostly got it because it's a sexy looking phone but uh. I have to justify the data charges I'm paying each month.

Fuck, why didn't I think this all the way through. Man, I hope Wikipedia has a smartphone app.

>>266799
Not sure if want....

I'm like a shitty version of a "Jack of All Trades".
Like, bad at all trades, not good at a single one.

I miss my laptop. Skype is worthless on my phone. Or at least iSkoot is. Someone gimme a better app :(

On an unrelated note, my neck is sore from all the boobs.

Ok, I'll probably be having a panic attack soon.

>>266864
>On an unrelated note, my neck is sore from all the boobs.
I hate you.

>>266867
Eh, used to it.

>>266866

Breathe, lie down, have some water. Those stave them off for me.

>>266866
I had one of those a few months ago from being several weeks behind on my schoolwork with a week before graduation. I played Final Fantasy II for a bit. It made me feel better. And angry.

>>266864
>my neck is sore from all the boobs
Wait, what?

>>266877
Didn't you know? Miley Cyrus works as a boob inspector for Porn studios.

I thought about it for a bit and I think it's actually just the depression setting in. Normally I can keep that kind of stuff away by keeping busy but on this roadtrip, there's really nothing for me to do except for wait to get home.

>>266880
Whether this is true or not, I am amused.

Scott Pilgrim was amaaaaaaaaazing. I haven't laughed that much at a movie since I can't remember and omg it was beautiful to look at.

I take back every negative thought I ever had about Michael Cera.

>>266890
How could you have negative thoughts about Michael Cera he's so unassuming that's like hating a puppy.

There is a huge damn cricket in my room. I like crickets so he can stay, I'm just concerned about how it was apparently easy for a large pest to get into the house and am wondering if I should look for a crack or a broken window or something.

Also I poked him and he just kinda looked at me. Crickets fear no man!

It's two o'clock in the morning and the only thing that has been stopping me from being crushed by depression is Tetris.

I've lost control of my life.

So. Fucking. Sick.

>>266894
I get crickets in here all the time, they're total bros

once I woke up and one was all chirping on the pillow by my face, and I was like hey man, trying to sleep here and he quieted down and just stayed cool for the rest of the night

>>266893
Most of the movies he's done recently felt like retreads of his Arrested Development performances. I wanted to see him do something more.

how did I ever stay up for 100 hours, it's only been two days and i am just ready to fly straight out the window right now

i love going to night school but now how do I sleep at night, and I've got shit to do during the day and im a bad sleeper anyways sooo

i'm screwed

>>266902
Naps

>>266898
I laughed so hard I choked on my assorted soft fruits.

>>266902
Naps

>>266898
>>266910

Came here to see what tooth was laughing about DID NOT DISAPPOINT

Guys tell Bea to stop hurting my feelings.

>>266898
I don't even know why but that was a great story, bro.

>>266925
this is

beautiful

>>266921

biggest little bully in the world

>>266921
No one puts BayBea in a corner.

>>266894
I don't mind crickets, but I would not care for one in the house uncontained.

>>266898
And especially not in my bed. Funny story, though.

>>Today's cracked article.

>>267046
...is complete bullshit. I'm the youngest of my siblings, and yet I've had the exact opposite reaction to EVERY SINGLE POINT.

>>267071
Me too. Yet somehow it still bothers me.

>>267046
Reminds me of when my little brother was saying he was the golden child and my dad was like "If you're the gold one then your sister is the platinum child."

Sounds kinda mean but, eh, he was being a jackass. I laff'd.