We had a thread about Big Foot. Nessie and co feel left out. So ITT:-Cryptozoological creatures you think are out there.-Cryptozoological creatures that turned out to be real.The latter must be post 20th century, medieval stories of giraffes don't count.
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>>264994ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-i lol'd
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>>264992LOS DUENDESthey tend to haunt people in spanish-speaking countries who suck ass at football.
I like Trunko.
>>265000>they tend to haunt people in spanish-speaking countries who suck ass at football.fucking hilarious
>>264943My mom read me a story about the mothman when I was a little kid that completely scared me shitless. I didn't know what it was at the time and completely forgot about it until the movie came out a few years back and I was all OH FUCK DEJA VU.
>>265012Remember Silver Bridge?
Any good shows to watch about these things?
I wanted to habeeb in the Loch Ness Monster so much, but it doesn't real. ;_;Of all the paranormal stuff out there, Cryptids seem the most believable. We may never know if ghosts or aliens are real, but there are so many species out there to discover. People once thought platypuses and gorillas weren't real, so who's to say what we'll discover next?
I love you, Nessie.Aside from that, I have a bad habit of believing in all cryptozoological creatures. Even the Tokoloshe, which beyond hilarious. What kind of a mythological African monster is only two feet tall, and spends its time coming into villages at night just to steal milk?
>>265010Awesome 2 Vs 1 Whale on Monster fight or two Orcas playing with their food? I know which one I want to believe.Also, OGOPOGO!
I wish I could believe in all these magical things, but I just can't bring myself to. I WANT PICTURES, HIGH QUALITY ONES!
>>265016MonsterQuest combines the best of scrapping at evidence in the hope it's real, and Syfy movie original CGI.
>>265026I hate some of the people they get on Monster Quest. Like on the flying humanoid episode the guy who tied balloons together to prove that the videos of those things are fake.
>>265028In contrast, the people the get on UFO hunters are the best part.The people very, very ashamed to be on UFO hunters.
>>265016Arthur C. Clarke. Of course it's awesome to watch.
Jackalopes.I want to beliiiieeeeve. ;_;
>>265050reminds me of the equilax, a horse with the head of rabbit and the body of a rabbit.
>>265051I always wonder what name and description he would have given for that fro chicken.
>>264884Nuh uh, man, my mom totally saw Nessie!>>264943I have a theory about Mothman. Anyone wanna hear it?
>>265053No.
>>265055Ok then. :I
>>265056Tell me anyway?
>>265057Mothman and Chupacabra are similar creatures: they are either the same demon/entity, the same or related species of cryptid/alien/interdimensional whatsits, or, at the simplest, manifestations of the same sort of archetypal fears.They both appear at night, have large, glowing red eyes, fly, inspire fear, are associated with UFOs, inspire grave fear in those who see them, and are associated with livestock mutilations.
>this thread
>>265070Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Astro? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Astro. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Astro, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Astro. Women, er... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Astro...but I do deny them my essence.God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids.
>>265077Whatever, kid.
>>265070If I get a tinfoil hat, I wil fashion it into a tyrolean.
>>265077>foreign substance>fluorideFluoride has always been in drinking water. We just elevated it because dentists proved it lengthened the lives of healthy teeth.
Beast of Gevaudan was here. You will all be crushed in his mighty jaws.
>>265099Someone didn't get the reference or: How I learned to stop being a philistine and watch classic films.
SCP-682 was here, you guys are a bunch of homofags.
>>265150...?
HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
Coelacanth here. All other cryptids are small-time.
>>265444>implying coelacanth is a cryptid
>>265444YOU are small-time.Also: when I typed in "Coelacanth" the second option on the auto-suggestion thingy was "Coelasquid". :3
>>265448...Sunuvabitch.
>>265444unless there was speculation of its survival then its just a Lazarus taxon and not a cryptid
>>265477That is one of the best sentences I've ever read.
>>265477Taxxon?
>>265270Less Beethoven, more Cujo.
I know "Tremors" was a movie and all, but I like to think Graboids exist, somewhere out there.
>>265663http://vimeo.com/13621353
>>265670I like that video, but don't the Graboids predate reptilian lifeforms?
>>265693They supposedly arrived in the pre-Cambrian period, so yes by quite a bit.
http://www.themandus.org/them.html discuss.
Bitches don't know about my indonessian raptor!