My original reason for coming to this site was because I thought it was an image board about math.

Only, I couldn't figure out the answer to the equation...

This plusfour regular is lying about who they say they are. Let's just say this deadbeat father of four (by different women) and stdfriends.com cardholder isn't exactly kind to his fellow man.

xoxo Gossip Girl

I came here because of a good friend and made lots of new friends! Hooray!

I feel like I'd feel much better if I was jack Kirby's The Demon

I could hop around and maul cultists.

I am sexually attracted to one of the people browing this board.

>>262052

I'll always be attracted to you, anon.

Always.

The last good decade was the 90s, and it was more like the afterglow before everything turned to shit.

I've seen one of you in real life. Just a passing glance, not in Houston, on a vacation somewhere last Christmas, but it was definitely you. And I don't like you, person I saw. I fucking hate you, and wanted to actually say something. But I didn't, because I am a spineless coward. Oh, and I had a sandwich in my hand and didn't want to drop it.

Seriously, though, that was a fucking good sandwich.

>>262055
This

I'm a rather lonely guy. Still a virgin, living in the basement, saving for a car, the whole shebang. I'm just afraid to go outside and do something because I'd get stabbed.

Let's put it this way. When Doom and the others hung out and did shit together, they had a lot of fun. If I was in that group, I'd be Chucky. Only way more jittery, I hunch over so badly I'm literally four feet tall, and I wear a ratty, old skele-hoodie.

I can never say no. Work needs someone to cover a shift, they call me first. Doesn't matter if I have friends over or I'm courting the girl I want to be with, I'll send them home and head straight over there.

>>262044
I knew it.

KOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH

I love you, really.
But I don't know if I can anymore.

I'm not a natural redhead

>>262085

>>262052
>browing

for years this tripfriend pretended to be of the opposite sex.

xoxo Gossip Girl

sometimes i just get so lonely, mang

like

way lonely

good thing i have internets

i develop crushes on internet posters who i even think might be girls but never follow through with creepy internet stalking CAUSE I DONT GOT THE GUTS

It's been months since I've properly cuddled anyone and that makes me feel very sad.

>>262077
Is it that hard to take the hint? Guy pretty much highlighted "fellow".

I refuse to admit the possibility that I very well may be in love.

Even though I think maybe I am.



inb4I Won't Say I'm In Love from the Disney Hercules movie

There are specific namefags that are the reason I have not yet assumed an identity other than Anon.

I have cancer.

There are several points in my life where I've rented a Yogi the Bear suit for commercial gain.

>>262140
You should probably get a cat scan just to be sure.

>>262145

Not punny, mister.

>>262148
I'm sorry, I had to get it out of my system.
I wish you all the health and luck in the world.

>>262148

Hey, just because you got some bad news is no reason to be so catty towards anonymous.

>>262152
o ok

>>262155

I totally have the full version.

This +4 celebrity is known for his sage wisdom, but he's been keeping a dark secret from all of us: he's not actually black, he's just really tan.

xoxo Gossip Girl

>>262167

Shut the fuck up, Gradamit-ass-nigga.

These two Skype House males have secretly become more than friends. Their crazy whirlwind romance is creating tension amongst the others... can they reconcile their friendships without their relationship going toxiec?

xoxo Gossip Girl

>>262178

And this namefag likes to be pretend to be little girls.

Gradamit.

Which female plus4 poster likes to get a little jazzed up on meth before going online? Don't let her feisty demeanor fool you, those are the drugs talking!

xoxo Gossip Girl

I don't have secrets. I just have things you probably don't know about, that you're probably happier not knowing.

>>262223
I think that counts as a kind of secret. I've got plenty of those.

If you're like me, if people asked you wouldn't hold back, but it's better this way, no?

>>262225
Yep.

In the last year or so I've stolen a considerable amount of underwear.

I think all of you tolerate me because you found out I'm female.

>>262322

Oh just come off it already.

>>262040
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it?

>>262357
This thread is surrounded by a magical veil. Everyone will forget these secrets once the thread disappears.

>>262322
I tolerate you even less now, if it's any consolation.

>>262322
I think you're funny for assuming it matters what gender you are when posting anonymously.

>>262322

NINJA YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL

>>262042
this just reminded me of a certain hidden board here...

brb.

I thought Mayekoi was a dude when she first started posting.

I was born with two penises.

I've considered using my secrets as proof that people shouldn't tolerate me when they're all 'nah bro you're chill.'

I used to watch so much PBS stuff for kids that I used to think that "brought to you" at the end of every show was one word.

"This show has been broughtued by..."

... Yes, I know that they even spelled the sentence out, but shuttup.

I hate myself.

I ruined Darle Matthew's life in a street race. Twice.

I want to join armed forces because I'm scared of zombies. Not sure which branch yet, but I'm doing it.

Water is naturally blue in color.

I have a crush on every boy!

>>262548
Ever?

Two. Penises.

Sometimes I wish I could browse every board all the time because I'm afraid of missing something. This indecision leads me to browse none of them and play Minecraft instead. I don't know what I'll do when I have to choose between /baw/ and college.

I had an anxiety attack when both sup/tg/ and OneManga went down at the same time.

Furbies gave me nightmares when they first came out.

I like to change my name a lot.
...is this a secret?

>>262548
On this planet and others

I frequently think about quitting the internet but I'd feel bad about leaving you guys behind and I'd miss you.

You did this to me.

>>262654
Miley, stop thinking of us as people, it's bad for you.

>>262654
>I frequently think about quitting the internet
Is this a trend now, or what?

>>262671
Too many people are quitting this site. We need a larger userbase.

>>262679
Yeah, pretty soon it'll just be me flirting with myself and an Anon getting pissed off that we don't have more original content.

pls come back ppl k?

>>262697
woops forgot my pic

oh hey have a secret: I have a tendency to have the hots for the roommates of any girl I'm dating. I think I know why and it's pretty convoluted thinking.

also, I'm not interested at all in sex with men, but I'm curious about kissing some. Something about that PENIS and BALLS and PENIS is a huge turn-off. Knowing me, I'm amazed this hasn't happened yet.

I have sex with dogs.

What's up with that?

I daydream like a motherfucker. Depends on what I'm listening to. Instead of creating fight scenes, I usually day dream about aerobatic competitions.

I rage at video games and I rage hard. I keep my mic off when I do, but you see me die in a game, you can rest assured I'm yelling OH FUCKING BULLSHIT no matter how legitimate it was.

>>262734
For someone with an occupation like yours, it's natural to be upset when you have a set of controls in your hand and things don't turn out the way you'd like with them.

>>262671

I quit before for like a week but I came back because addiction.

Askal we'll be back. Just you wait.

I daydream all the time as well, but it usually involves cars, motorcycles, distant countries and mountain highways.

I care more about my car than I ever did about my friends from high school.

I took a Ferrari for a joyride once. I was going to steal it, I was fourteen and stupid, but just left it five miles from the owner's house. I'm lucky I didn't wreck the thing.

>>262779
She better. I haven't gotten to ask her out on an e-date yet.

Yes, I know most of them are MRSA, but I am absolutely fascinated by the pimple popping videos on youtube. Tell no one.

While I abhor any kind of drama (especially the Internet kind), I find it pretty damn entertaining.

Even better when I get to hear/advise both sides.

I used to think all the rhetoric schools and other people pushed on me about "Be yourself, don't wear masks, show your genuine emotions" rung pretty hollow, because it assumed I was, at my core, a likeable person.

Over the past six months I've slowly been realizing that really the problem was with me the whole time and that that line of thinking was unbelievably toxic. For most of my life, I've had major issues with my self esteem that I need to work out.

I'm still not exactly happy with myself, but at least now I can recognize the problem and see that it is fixable and treatable with time and effort and nowhere near as hopeless as I'd thought.

I don't give a shit anymore. I wish you would just die and shut the fuck up.

>>263416
killing me would also be acceptable. I would be honored if one of y'all would run me over with a truck (by accident of course. I would never suggest murder.)

This tripfreind has has been rumored to have used pym particles on his wit. witch is to say he has a HUGE ego.

~XOXO Dr.Gradamit Box head

>>263426
From what I saw, looks like those particles didn't have any effect.

I love the spoilers feature.

I keep getting mad at James Kolchalka threads because it's like no one in them remembers their childhood or has dealt with babies/kids. So I'm there thinking "Christ it's like these guys have never felt a baby's balls before." And I know that sounds wrong but that's also part of why it's funny and I just ARGH

Ace of Base's "The Bridge" is my favorite album.

Using proxy for anonymity and spoilering for potential offense.

I often fantasize about cannibalizing another human. I picture myself slicing them up and frying their meat with pepper and garlic served with rice.

>>267339
Now I want to know.
I'm not offended or anything.

>>267339

I wouldn't call it "fantasizing," but yes, I do from time to time wonder what the hell we taste like and plan out who to eat when I'm stuck in a building in the event the apocalypse comes by unexpectedly. You are not alone.

>>267355

More of a "nightmare scenario I try to prepare myself for mentally for SHTF".

I've kept every dollar of Christmas money the grandparents have given me since the start of '02. This is emergency money I've only ever tapped when my mom couldn't work due to surgery. It isn't much, but it's mine.

I think that one solution to global climate change, energy issues, war, and world hunger is to simply reduce the number of people, and given the chance to do so on a large scale, I would.

Unfortunately such a solution wouldn't cure diseases, reduce crime, or guarantee that people won't just fuck things up again in the future.

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME.

Okay seriously though, we could've had something! Don't turn me into this insane, needy... smaller version of Annie Wilkes.

All I want to be is friends! I mean! Come on!

>>267339
I once asked some cannibals IRL. Apparently it's supposed to have a mild sweet-like taste.

>>267373
I thought I was the only one who thought like that!

>>267427
If only.

>>267427
>thought I was the only one that thought like that!
I'm a bad mass murderer. Too much compassion. I was thinking something along the lines of a human genophage, but not as strong and hopefully would do away with all those horrific miscarriages.

I actually like most of you, I just apparently type like I am angry all the time or a lot of you are just very sensitive people.

I hate you FF. I hate you forever.

>>267467
I have a way with people it seems.

I'm a man.

>>267473
Yes, you can have your way with me any day.

>>267523
you people spoil me sometimes.

i have to resist the urge to ask name/trip ppl their genders because this matters to me for some reason

I have major insecurity issues about everything ever. Everything. Please love me.

Also I hate Tremaine for never posting a picture of himself ever.