>>272288

Huh. That was on Family Guy last night.

>>272288
>>272302

Miley Cyrus, be honest, are you a family guy robot?

>>272236
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqFwSUIZwws
Guster - Demons
couldn't find a better vid. sorry.

>>272302
>>272305

In all honesty I was thinking of the Clerks Animated Series when I posted that, and I have no idea which episode of Family Guy you guys are talking about.

>>272347
In before party van.

>>272347
linksplease

>>272347
>now the secret is that I just made up all those stories about having sex with little shotas

...Damnit, I was reading those, too.

>>272591

>>272591
You should seek counseling.

>>272657
I'm baffled. Also got some nervous amusement. And fear. I'm all mixed up inside, but there's nothing good. Does that reaction gif make more sense now?
>>272591
I seriously hope you're trollin.

>>272359
>>272359
>>272359
>>272359

>>272591
Well, shit. That might just be the most fucked up thing I've read on this site.

Two secrets:

1. I actually could care less if I ever drank again in my life: I've gotten drunk enough that I ruined a bathroom rug once in my life and I honestly don't care to do it again.

2. There actually isn't a single person on this entire site that I don't like for one reason or another. Especially you, misto.

>>272708
:<>

>>272708
Even m-
>Piggylicious is now following you on Twitter
Well hot damn!

>>272591
>>272591
>>272591
>>272591
>>272591
>>272591
WHAT WAS EVERYONE LOOKING AT THE POST IS GONE

>>272858
Someone who claimed to be a lady with a hunger for shotas.

>>272858
Didn't miss anything but serious creepiness.

I made a film in a film class and then graduated.

I was one of the winners in a film festival that apparently had a cash prize for winning it.

My film teacher never told me I won and never answered my e-mails about it. Or any of my e-mails at all.

I know I should contact the committee or something but I don't want to confront the possibility that the teacher I liked and looked up to decided to take my winnings. So instead I've been hiding from it until just now.

Also it's been like a year because I just found out I won like two weeks ago. So I probably wouldn't count for a complaint anyway.

Arghblughblughl even writing about it anonymously makes me want to curl up and hide.

>>272958
Fight for what's yours. Hope for the best but fight against the worst.

I'm gay, I just don't feel like telling anyone.

Let them find out when it happens.

>>273213
When what happens?

>>273214
You'll know when it happens.

>>273218

Lately i been considering getting into a relationship, but i'm 95% sure that i can't maintain one. I Think i'm pretty much fucked.

>>273455
That's all right, you don't have to be in a relationship to be fucked.

>>273455
No one's ever good at something until they've tried it a few times.

>>273471

Well, i crashed my car way too many times to start to wonder that maybe i shouldn't be a test pilot.

>>273474
...I can't make heads or tails of this sentence, what are you trying to say.

>>273486

One could say it looks like a WRECK

>>273486

It means my relationships have a tendency to crash.

>>273667
Oh. Well you know crashing is an important part of the test process.

I like to pick out anything stuck under my toe nails and sniff it. It's stinks but I enjoy it like my own farts.

I have a severe oral fixation. When I'm not smoking or eating or drinking things with a straw, I find myself chewing on my lips, biting my fingertips, or holding a writing utensil in my mouth.

>>275757
I'm the same, although I find I grind my teeth or chew my tongue if there's nothing in my mouth.
Toothpicks and the little coffee stir sticks, man. I chew on them all day at work.

>>275757
Hey, I have an oral fixation as well.
Because I often find myself fixated on getting oral.

>>275757
This! This^2. It's pretty annoying. Doesn't have to be a pen/pencil though, it's pretty much whatever happens to be lying around.

i have library books that are months overdue

oh my god

will they charge me like a hundred bux or call the cops

oh nooo

>>275959
Most libraries I've been to have a cap on how much they charge for late fees. Usually enough to buy the book, though.

>>275959
I still have library books that are years overdue. Don't worry about it. It's not like they're gonna hunt you down or anything.

>>276019
Actually, some library systems have started referring the fines of people with grossly overdue books to debt collectors. I know the NYPL began doing this a few years ago.

Have high enough fines and it could fuck with your credit score now.

>>276040
Maybe in America.
Pff.

>>275959

I had this one book for so long I owed the library like $40. Luckily, they had this "No fine Friday" thing. If you return a book on the last Friday of a month, there is no fine whatsoever.

>Fines

>A fine of .15 cents per item per library day is charged on overdue books, magazines and audio books, to a maximum of $3.00 per item.

phew, what a relief

I'm sorry friends.
I'm still obsessing.

Every time I go somewhere to meet a group of friends, I have this near irresistible urge to kick the door open with a shout of "Ore, Sanjou!"

>>276250
Do it! Get it out of your system. It'll feel good, I promise. I've done similar.

I call myself RAWSHARK but I'm actually Superman in disguise

I've had so many pregnancy scares with girls that I've lost count. I should emphasize that none of them were particularly justified as I am a careful partner. I've become very good at taking care of the situation and comforting the girl. I even have money saved for the cost of morning after pills and an abortion if my partner is so inclined.

>>276308
I'm disappointed i thought you were going to tell us that you weren't actually raw

>>276314
Oh he's Raw