ITT: EVERYBODY CATFACE:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
:3
This is the worstest thread.
>>256235Why do you hate all that is good and just in this world?>:3
;3 /\___/\ =^_^=
>>256232I can't be the only one who's seeing an expression like this in that thumbnail.
>>256239That's not a cat, my good man. That's not a cat at all.
>>256240
>>256241
3:<
Da fuck is this thread?
Kitties!!! =^,^=
>>256242
>>256253Cat: 1Isopod: 0
>>256235
>My face when I saw this thread.
maine coon here, bein' smartz and chatty
>Cats
MYSTICAL CAT KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL!
u mad
>>256311
Needs more munchkin :3.
How about some duckface?
>>256341I just lost about 27 future boners to this. It was a massacre.
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Fishing cats were here, looking fukken awesome.
>>256253Can isopods live on the surface?
>>256353I think you meant fisher.
>>256406That name doubles as a name for a weasel, according to wikipedia.Fishing cat is more accurate.
>>256408My mistake.
My favorite cliche is "Cat like grace" because it means the opposite of what it should.
>>256422Cats can easily walk across edges that are narrower than their paws.More often, however, they walk onto magazines that are sticking out over ledges and fall in the most embarrassing way possible.
Less talk more :3
>>256311>>256316
do you want imagedump?
This cat is a total bro.
Did someone say they wanted pictures of kitten?Yeah they did.
Maya, your kitten looks like my cat when she was babby.
BEHOLD
Look at this fatass >:I
>>256462>Cat with an Apple productFucking hipster.
:< the big one ran away and the little one became a total prima donna after she had babbies. BUT I STILL LOVE THEM BOTH i wish i had pictures of my black cat...
>>256465iPods aren't so bad!Though one of my sisters is an unapologetic Mac fangirl. I... I am disappoint.
We are sharing cats?One on the right was my babby and I misses him.:'3 One on the left was traumatized in one of my brother's violent drug fueled rages so he is a scaredy cat now but still gud kitty.
>>256469TRICOLOUR CATS :D
>>256470I really just wanted an excuse to post that pic.
>>256471:(
>>256473o
>>256472Disappointed they have not yet bred Tricolour cats.
Is me and gud kitty from before I went to Japan :3
:3 This is one of the kittens the littler tricolor cat had. we named her tuxedo because my little brother has NO imagination. she was gud kitty and my neighbor adopted her.
>>256476They would undoubtedly be branded AMERICA cats anyway.
Tuxedo again. :3c
All three kittens the little-tricolor (Sunny) had. she had a fourth, but it died before i got to see it.the black one is a boy named Cash (Get it? Man in Black? Johnny Cash?), the black and white one is Tuxedo, and the OTHER tricolor is Bunny (who died a month or two later. anemia :<) We ended up keeping Cash because my mom heard stories about people abusing black cats and wanted to keep him safe wif us. He's HUGE now.
>>256484
I love this thread. :3
Obligatory.
>>256285Brother?!
Yamamayaa!
>Kleptomaniac Oscar, 13, has so far "stolen" more than 70 items, ranging from frilly knickers to gardening and rubber gloves, socks and even a paint roller. Earlier this week he brought home, one by one, 10 pairs of children's underpants.>Mr Weismantel, 72, a retired teacher, said: "About a month ago he started bringing socks into the house. He was very proud that he had found these presents for us and would drop them at our feet.Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2010/07/09/the-cat-burglar-115875-22399538/
>>256641>But Oscar should beware - police have taken down his paw-ticulars.
>>256641 >stealinghttp://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations_p2>The dead bird, seemingly gift wrapped in ruffled feathers and crimson ribbon, isn't actually an offering to the owner at all, but more like a training exercise. See, cats teach their kittens and other dependent family members how to hunt and catch prey in gradual steps. When Fluffy dropped the corpse on your shoe, that was lesson number one in her teaching curriculum. She has noticed your appalling lack of hunting skills and inability to catch your own food, and is trying to teach you, as she would one of her kittens, how to feed yourself.
>>256647You fucker, I was about to do that!
>>256647>#1cats do love to play as snakes
Because sombody had to post this.
>>256714
>>256715Classic.
>>256715Happycat is the best Internet cat.He's just so happy!
>>256745happycat has been template spray painted at various bus stops on my campus. he makes waiting fun!
Mmmph!
My God. It's full of stars.
>>256791reminded me of this for some reason
>>256793which reminded me of this
>>256791>Looked at that pic:D>then saw the filenameXD
>>256837My God, they're like giraffes!
>>256740I could have sworn that the first version of this misspelled question.
>>256955
Once you pop, you just can't stop!
Cat: 1Bea: 0
>>256984omg~ :3
Note the expression of the :3 on the left
>>257026>NSFW>in a thread about cats
>>257027Shut up.
>>257049
>>257051Iz can be hugz tiem nao?
>>257067hugz tiem!
yeah okay
whoops
Got this in an SPCA newsletter. Ozzie and Teazle found a home.uguu~
>>257085Now that is a why-do-I-put-up-with-this-shit face if I've even seen one.
>>257085So graceful, so elegant, so dignified! XD
>>257025More munchkins for the munchkin god!
>>257152SO MUCH DERP :3 TO ∞
Ain't gonna lie: Dumb cat pictures are the reason I started 4channing all those years ago.
>>257163
They forgot the most important one! :3
D'AWW TILL YOUR HEART COLLAPSES.
>>257491ohgodohgodogodthosearethecutestlittlenubsohgod
>>257507
i found a kittyi name him mr pokey
Poor kitty
>>257163I could have sworn it was porn. Back in day when a friend of mine first got internets on a dial-up modem and invited me over, after his dad left his room the first thing he asked me was "So, where can I find porn?"
Release.. THE KITTIES
>>258033
>>258033Oh fuck I peed myself laughing!
>>258122Oh god, I would name that bastard Mr. Wrinkles or Mr. Nudey or something terrible like that.I fucking want one so bad...
>>258122it's I'm watching a holocaust movie.
LIVE, DOCTOR HAL COMMANDS YOU!
She howls during the night sometimes and she has puked on damn near everything in the house at one point or another.But isn't she so cute in her basket? :3
My sister has a new kitten, but the last time I went to visit, he still doesn't have an official name. Suggest some names for him, /baw/, and nothing stupid please. He's tiny and gray all over. I call him parkour kitty for now because that's what he's best at.
>>260522 porkslope
Call him... MR. Tibbs
>>260522Tulio.
>>260522Commder Keen
>>260522Ratsbane.
>>260522Rapido
>>260522Major Tom
>>260872Uncle Tom
>>260876
>>260878
>>261446>>264190He looks like Oscar. :3
Anyone else able to relate to this situation?
>>265570This is my dog.
>>265567It made me sad because my cousin had a cat that actually said "Mom". It'd walk up and paw her and be all "Mom? Hey Mom? Mom?" ;~;
Cats are such adorable retards.Protip: There is no leaf litter on a hardwood floor.
>>265574It always amazes me how cats can seem so intelligent and yet be so stupid.
>>265576Kinda like people, eh?
>>265576I have a cat who figured out how to open a door by hooking his paw under the gap and pulling, but only if the hinges are on the left. He's absolutely stumped by doors that open the opposite way.
>>265612My old cat used to do something like that but he would stick his face in after getting the door open before it would shut on itself and get through anyways. My current cat? If it doesn't stay open, he's stumped. He KNOWS about doorknobs though. When he was a kitten he would jump for them or paw them if there was something to stand on near the door.
Gotta try annoying my cats with static attached stuff some time.
THWAP!
>>265570EVERY DAY
>>265579...yeah, pretty much, actually.
>>265567Sort of. I mean... my dog Lucy has a weak ear that constantly flops over like that. It doesn't bother her, though. She'll walk around all day like that, no complaints.
GODDAMMIT I JUST FED YOU! STOP MEOWING AT ME, I DON'T SPEAK CAT!
I have accidentally stepped on my cat three times today alone, and she still thinks that under my computer chair is the best place to sleep.Cats are fucking retarded.
Oh nooooI was reaching down to pick up my cat and he JUMPED straight up trying to reach the bed...and just kinda full-forced head-butted by knuckles instead. I gave him kitty treats to make up for it.
>>265790KITTY JUST WANTS LUVS!
>>265966Dawww, c'mere you! Also, anyone with boobs enjoy doing this to small kittens? :3
>>265985while they've never gotten lost down there, kittens and baby animals in general like to take naps on them. my last kitten would just start kneading in her sleep and leave baby claw-marks all over.
>>265986Dawww! Then it's definitely on my to-do list once I get boobs!
>>265985Ah, I love Girls with Slingshots. Met the artist, she's awesome. She drew me a Steve the Pirate with mutton chops as a request.
>>265996I just read of of Dar and realized that I chatted with the artist at TCAF and didn't even realize it.
>>265997"of of Dar"?
>>265997Your sentence is FUBAR.
>>265997Speakin' of Dar...
>>266001s'what happens when you sleep like 12 hours a week, I guess.
>>266023>"the cat is a euphemism"gee whiz thanks for pointing that out because nobody would have got it otherwise
thatsthejoke.jpg
Moar kittehs and tittehs.
>>265790
>>266203
I'm a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats.
>>266203>>266220Ahahahah. :3
From Sagehoge with love.
>>269508sage is legorobot?
>>269508woah whoa whoalegorobotcomics.comdoes not exist no more
>>269515http://www.plasticbrickautomaton.com/
And now, birdwatching.
>>269555Oh man, my giant orange cat makes the same noises when chatting with birds. Tiny little merps.Only she's an indoor/outdoor cat and gets right up next to them. She's total bros with the goldfinches. (And yet she has never caught a single one.)
Now I want a Maine Coon.
Simon's cat is best cat.
One of my cats used to make this weird clicking noise when he'd watch birds at the window.
>>270154 I miss the company of mine. They're pretty chatty and smart.>>270159 Oh, nattering? Yeah. I don't think theres a single explanation for it, but its common when cats witness birds. Wether its them communicating the sight of specific prey or instinctually mimicking the 'bite-kill' rapid fire chomp they do.
My cat of 13 years was put down. It was about 17 years old, a long life for a cat that had a stomach tumor for the latter third of that. I haven't seen her since January. Here's a picture of her blocking my use of the mouse so she can listen to Pandora.I'z in ur havenchasin deez burds;_;
>>270274Our cats look alike! Tortis are best.
>>270274>>270291Thirding the awesomeness of torties. Pic isn't mine, unless she can teleport or something.And Autonymoose, sorry for your loss. :(
>>270407All cats can teleport, they just have bad positioning senses, and usually materialize between your legs when you're calling for them.
Guys, I really want to hug my cat because I feel bad for her having fleas, BUT SHE HAS FLEAS.what do D:
>>270422Flea bath? Except she'd probably be pissed about you giving her a bath and not want to cuddle with you for a day/week.
>>270422If memory serves correctly, cat and dog fleas really do not like humans. And horses. You'll be fine.Fun fact: During the black death, an estimate forty percent of Europe's population died from disease or attempts to protect oneself. Horses? Nadda.
>>270429Well my little brother must be wildly inhuman, because he has fleabites all over his legs. And then he had an allergic reaction from the fleabites. And then he wound up in the hospital because the allergic reaction turned into some kind of lesionous dermatitis.He's fine now though. He just has to wear long socks.
>>270429>>270430I can't find any sources on it right now, but IIRC cat fleas either need cat blood (or blood from another, similar carnivorous mammal) either to lay eggs or for their larvae to survive. They can still bite you, and live off your blood, but they're not going to colonize you or be able to sustain a population off of a human host.
>>270430Well then, I guess I'm thinking horses instead of people.Sorry about your brother.
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