4chan complaint departmentBans, spam, (lack of) quality, etc.
I just dropped off my bookmarks. Dead to me, /co/. DEAD TO ME
>>251216Today I swung by a Dark Reign discussion about Osborn, all excited to see what was being discussed, and was greeted with quality I'd expect from scans_daily or some messageboard for 12-year-olds. It was very depressing.
The only things I've liked on /co/ in the last month: reaction images and livestreams. Simpsons episodes and Batman TAS go well with fever delusions. EVERYTHING ELSE IS COMPLETE ASS.
They're talking shit about Toy Story 3. I'll never look back.
>>251220What complaints did they have about it?
>>251220If it's about Bo they need to get over it. Or at least stfu.The copypastas were kind of funny though, in a lovable /b/ way.
>>251279Andy-Senpai~713 days since I was banned from 4chan, 286 days to go...
What the hell?! They banned GottaVCR?
>>251310
>>251287>Your ban was filed on February 18th, 2006, and expires on December 28th, 2012, which is 936 days from now.i missed all the (probably) great memes and had to learn some of them secondhand through æ and other chan sites...
I've still no idea why our "future senator" was posting an animated "SUP /co" gif of them sucking their own penis.
>Getting trolled because opinions on JLI and Generation Lost.oh looks like I am on /co/ during the summer, alright.
>>251363Wha....what?
Why is /tg/ not destroyed yet? Why is /tv/ full of mild pedophiles? Why has /mu/ become a gutter worse than even /b/?
>>251384/tg/ is one of the few "good" boards left on 4chan.>/tv/'s pedophiles>only mild>laughingthings.fileextension/mu/ is nowhere near /b/ levels of shit just yet, and the board has always been inherently trollish because music discussion is always my opinions vs. your opinions. Just go for share threads, all else can be left to rot.
>my face when /v/ is just console faggotry and underage kiddies begging for games>realise the average age is about 15
Is plus4chan affiliated with regular 4chan besides being similar with the board names and stuff? Just curious.
>>251533Not really, no. This site was kind of made as an addon to 4chan mostly intended for /co/ users.
We 4chan now.
>>251533It started as a sort /co/ refuge for when 4chan was down or it got so bad that oldfags were sick of going there. And now we've all gotten sick of /co/ and since we spend so much time here it's expanded to a full range imageboard. It's still essentially a refuge board, though. /n/ and /dw/ are refuge boards and /draw/ and /coc/ are pretty estranged from the rest of the boards. /jam/ seems to be growing too.I like to think of it this way:4chan - Marvel 616+4chan - Marvel Adventures
Hey new adds.Moot must need money
>>251621Too bad he never gets enough of that. Money that is.
>>251648Considering the immense size of his community, you would expect him to rake in the dough.But that is not the case.Which is why I lol every time everyone bitches about him fucking with boards like somehow he owes them something.
>>251652I remember reading an article about it. He would show marketing professionals and the likethe numbers his site was getting, and they'd basically shit themselves in disbelief, wondering why he hadn't monetized it yet. And the answer was, he'd tried, and it just isn't possible. Sure there's a metric assload of traffic, which should basically be a license to print advertising money, but no respectable company wants their ads to be seen next to 4chan threads. That, combined with moot's insistence on non-intrusive ads (a sane position, since flash ads or interstitials etc could easily cause his userbase to go fuck off to somewhere else) means that he's getting bottom-of-the-barral prices. He doesn't even make nearly enough to cover the expenses of running the site.
>>251663 This.Which is why people who tell you the Internet is killing TV/ect should be shot. All the funding for sucessful online enterprises mostly work off the 'old' model of buisness to get their funds, or use intrusive electronic advertising and data mining.
>>251621Huh, and I was just about to ask how moot's money situation was going.>>251533Started off as a /co/ refugee site, but has now evolved into its own imageboard. I get the feeling that we still have a lot of connection to 4chan, what with /n/ being a refugee place for /new/, /coc/ being full of "Hey I saw this on /co/, let's see if we can make it work!" and even this sticky.
Thaaat, what the hell is thaaaat?
>>251663And I'd almost feel sorry for him, but then I remember he created /b/ and lets them rape /x/ and other boards. And needs more mods/janitors. But I really do hope someone takes down AT and the other spam flooders blackmailing him one day.
>>251718MORE ADS!MORE MONEY!
>>251720The few times moot has appeared in a thread he has been a surprisingly nice guy. Also he won't make people mods unless he personally knows them, dunno why but that's what he does. Also mods (and maybe janitors) require static IPs. He really needs to lower his standards a bit when it comes to making mods.
>>251873Anonex's policy of making mods of people who don't want to be mods seems to have worked out pretty well here.
i used to defend /co/ as being better than the rest of 4chan, and i used to discover so many new cool things on itnow they're all talking about how much they want to fuck a muppet when they're actually talking about anything /co/ related
/co/'s in the worst state I've ever seen it, but I'm not going to abandon it just yet.
>>251921In 10 years time you will say the exact same thing.
Honestly, this whole Avatar movie business has made /co/ the most interesting its been in a long while.
Sweet mother of God...what a combo.
I check /b/ every few days, just to see what the latest cancer is. Kinda like checking on the state of a compost heap.
So what the hell is anontalk and why are they so damnably passionate about spamming 4chan?Considering /b/ and the muscle it can pull when they think the same thing at the same time, I'm surprised someone hasn't pulled dox on whoever the fuck runs that place/the bot and beaten up their cat or something.
>>252351It's some dumb pedo spammer trying to make his shitty board the "best site on the web".http://encyclopediadramatica.com/AnonTalk>beaten up their catFuck you, newfag.
>>252351The only muscle /b/ has is against people who are technologically ignorant. Kimmo Alm is not ignorant of tech, he's just a true pedophilic aspie that knows how to spam people and has an unlimited supply of money each month from drawing government livelyhood dollars. They've tried punishing him technologically, nothing stuck. They've tried getting the authorities involved. Nothing stuck, because his country doesn't care about pedophilia on the internet. Anons have actually gone to his house and defiled his domicile by writing "pedophile" on it. He just removed it. So they spread pamphlets about him and what he's doing. There's nothing they can do save perhaps personally back and finance an attempt to change the country's policies regarding CP.
>>252456What kind of hellhole country does he live in anyway?
>>252553Sweden
>>252604Jazz? I have a job for you...
>>252456I feel sorry for his mom.
>>252456Seems like they could kill him pretty easily. I mean, if they know where he lives...
If you didn't know, /co/ has a mod now.
Do you think contacting Moot about taking off the rest of the 999 day ban will work, considering I've already served about 760 days of it already? Or will it horribly backfire and just get the ban extended for another 999 days?
>>252920If it's so easy to re-gain entry into 4chan if you are banned by just shutting off your router for a while, then how come this person has stayed in banishment for 760 days?
>>252920He'll probably just ignore the e-mail.
>>252938I dunno, if they catch you, you can probably get permab&
Holy shit /b/ and /v/ are html script raping YouTube HARD.
>>252991I knew it was them!
Haha, it's been a while since I got one of these.
>>252938I tried it, it doesn't work with AT&T U-Verse connections.
>>253036I love how they don't tell anyone that you can get banned for this random crap. Not only that, but it tends to be on and off when people get banned for it.
>>252991I wonder if moot has to pay fines or something when raids happen
>>253120I doubt it, it's his userbase and not moot himself fucking with youtube.
>>253120If moot was allowing them to use 4chan as a staging area, then probably, but since he doesn't he doesn't.
I don't know why, but whenever I see any mention of 4chan in the outside world, I feel fascinated.
>>253674>VirusI swear to god, the world will be swallowed by illiterate people.http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour
>>253674What surprises me is that the article didn't feel the need to explain what sort of website it was or what its reputation is. Whether that's because they didn't want to explain it or because it was unnecessary, I don't know, but it's weird to think that 4chan might be approaching common knowledge.
>>253317Which is exactly why there is no invasion board and the global rule:>The posting of personal information or calls to invasion is prohibited.He's not condoning it and in fact actively prohibiting it. It's enough to excuse him from any direct liability.
Welp, I'm not going to be going back to 4chan until October.Fucking summer.....
>>253929Always blame summer.
I've seen footage of a South Korean boy band performing in NK... all the NK bigwigs are in the audience wearing suits and looking serious, while this bunch of metrosexual Asian descendants of David Bowie do their thing on stage. One of the weirdest things I've seen. So he could go there, it could happen.
Well damn, the contest page was apparently a fake all along.
So apparently posting links to comics are bannable now. If that's true then my services are no longer required. They really need to start posting warnings about these things.
>>254882Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
>>254882Well that sucks.
>>254882On the plus side, this image will give me lots of hilarity in /a/.
>>254882Fuck that shit, homie.Either that, or you could just post all the scan links you find in a centralized thread here on +4chan. That's what EvilDave and RequestAnon did. Then they disappeared under mysterious circumcisions.
>>254882Have you jacked it in for good?
>>254902I'm doing like !bgREVLN8FU suggested and making a thread in /co/.
And now I'm unbanned. I think I'm getting fucked with by a mod.
>>254223Oh their is a Summer 4chan, it's alive and well.
>>254953 Your example is from /v/, and is thus invalid.
>>252991I don't understand, what are they doing?
>>254882Hold on a second, would this include sharing links on /mu/ sharethreads? Damn, no wonder this summer has been especially shit.
>>255098Listen together guy was banned for that, it seems some faggot mod has gotten it into is head that 4chan, especially /mu/ and /co/, are supposed to be morally upstanding even when it comes to copyrighted material. /co/ is hit because people are being banned for posting download links to new comics.
>>255203What the hell, sharethreads are the only good things about those boards these days. At least the last time I was on /x/ it wasn't so bad, original content and discussion was actually going on, and /lit/ isn't too bad either. But damn, I guess 4chan's pretty much dead to me now. The homebrewmen on /ck/ don't post as much either.
Looks like I'm slumming it with you chumps, this week.
>>255467Welcome back, Chair Man Chump. :>
Someone doesn't like me.
>>255513Okay, I get it. No more share threads on /co/ for now on. Whoever was posting links anonymously can make the threads and when the threads go back to posting just rapidshare links, don't come to me for mirrors.
>>255467>>255513Just turn off your modem so your IP resets
>>255522That's the thing, as soon as I put in an appeal, I get unbanned like I did just now. These bans are just some guy abusing the report system
>>255522Why would I? Furthermore, that doesn't work for me. It use to. Not anymore. After I moved from Florida to Mississippi, it stopped working. I don't care, anyway. When I get banned, it frees up huge swaths of my day to do other, important shit.Also, I deserved it.
Dave, get awt.
>Dave's hereOh boy here we go
Dave's back?Alright everybody, familiarize yourselves with this list.
>>255547That list is SO outdated. I masturbate to blood all the time, now.
>>255513Okay so are you just suddenly banned after you post, or is the mod making a new ban after the last one ends?
>>255583At first when I made that post I thought it was just me but now I found out that it wasn't just me who was banned so disregard what I said earlier.
>>255522Not everyone has a dynamic ip.
its absolutely impossible to have a good conversation on 4chananything more than a paragraph gets you >implyng, umad or any combination of retarded memes
>>256004>implying there's something wrong with implying
Banned for a day because of "spamming".This is the thanks I get for trying to post a few news articles on /new/.
Worst archived thread ever.http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=17181168&rss=1
/co/ has been trolling about racism all dayit's truly /b/ now
>>256178So far the only good threads I've seen tonight: a Lucifer storytime, a WITCH/nostalgic old/co/ thread, and a Junji Ito story time. Everything else isn't memorable or rather meh.
http://boards.4chan.org/vp/res/4Anonex I think someone is leaking company secrets.
>>256200 Good God, he actually did it.
>>256178Summer, kids, etc. Junji Ito always makes for great storytime reading though.>>256200Was just about to post that here. I still don't know how to feel about this, pokemon is one of the only things video game related on /v/ anymore, taking it away would leave basically Minecraft threads, and they're all AUTISM trolls.
>in other news: server upgrades and additional moderators coming by early next week...interesting.
>>256298>in other news: server upgrades and additional moderators coming by early next weekSOON
>>256305>
The Pokemon board is a big troll move. I'm assuming this because the 4chan Firefox extension doesn't work on it.
>>256369The extension has to be updated to work on any new boards, and rarely if ever does that happen - moot has to bother people who can develop it, since even he admits he is not good with computers.I do think you're right that it's a troll, though.
>>256588I didn't think moot was directly involved in the extension's development. I thought it was an independent thing by wrathfilledhate.That being said, when moot added /sci/, /lit/, /new/ and /adv/ they showed up pretty quickly on the extension.
>>256588>>256608In other news, I had to reinstall Windows and now the extension doesn't work at all when I install it.
Hmm. It's down, it seems.
>>256697Just after I make a post. Figures.
Does everyone agree?
>/v/'s persona.pngI wish someone made one of these for each board.
Figures, the only time I post NSFW content and I get banned.
>>2571913 days? You're going to go insane.
>>257199I know, it's three days too many.
/ck/ here, feels good man.
>>257266>oregon>/adv/
>>257266>/int/>New YorkMakes perfect sense.
>>257275You ever been to /int/?If so then New York was worse than I thought.
>>257266>/co/>Not New York or OregonDisregarded.
>>257266>Texas>/v/...hmmm...I don't see it.
>>257283
>>257266Looking at this, the only ones I can see are California, Minnesota and maybe Florida. The rest look like they were randomly selected. Michigan should be /o/ or /ck/ yet it isn't, why isn't it?
>>257266lol at /x/
>>257266>/lit/>Located in the Southlolno
>>257266>/wg/>IowaAlso, wouldn't /x/ be better as Nevada?
>North Dakota>/i/>OekakiWhat the fuck. I like my state and all, but I doubt if more than 100 people know what the hell oekaki even is.
I think it's down again.
>>257395Yeah, looks like moot is breaking upgrading things again.
>>257395Yup. Been down for hours.
fuck /co/ and all its tripfags, im so goddamn tired of it.movie theater lad should be killed, every time he posts in a thread its fucking derailed, not only that but all he cares about is shitty scott pilgrim.vorked needs to get the fuck out, shitty artist- self-absorbed "commander of /co/" and yet he still gets his dick sucked.all the roleplay threadsall the fucking obvious offtopic threadsfetish threadsfuck it, dont care, /co/ will never be restored to its former glory.
>>257402Not quite accurate anymore, since /vp/ was created, but the basics are still right. inb4 lol time zones
>/cm/, /y/>North and South CarolinaUnless /cm/ mean chubby male, that needs to change. Also why /y/? This is the South, homophobia is king here.
>>257266>New Jersey>/n/Feels bad man :c Also:>Michigan not /o/wat is this
>>257266Texas isn't /k/? This map is dildos!
>>257410Texas has been getting softer, and softer..doesn't surprise me.At first I was mad that Cali was /b/..but our governor is the Terminator so..
>>257266Pennsylvania is /po/
4chan is down.Fucking /b/tards dun goofed.The cyber police must have shut it down.
I like to walk to the beach and stare at the coast like this for several hours without moving until someone tells me 4chan is back online...sometimes nobody tells me for months.
>>257414Cali made the most sense to me. /b/ is the biggest/most populated board on 4chan and California has a lot of cultural influence on the rest of the country.
>>257403>true.jpgLol noLate night /co/ has plenty of trolling, and plenty of fetish threads that derail actual discussions.
>>257435in during>lol time zones
>>257402>movie theater lad should be killed, every time he posts in a thread its fucking derailed, not only that but all he cares about is shitty scott pilgrim. But he's one of the best tripfriends on /co/. Sure he may have sucked off an entire boyscout troop as a kid while crossdressing as a girl scout, but he's always cheerful and doesn't seem to shit post like the rest of the trip population of 4chan.Which reminds me, is he gay or bi or what?
I just got a 90 day ban for AT spam that I didn't do. I wasn't even on 4chan the day that the ban was filed. They haven't looked at my appeal yet and I doubt they ever will. This place seems nicer anyway; I suppose I'll stay.
>>257442He's full of shit. That boyscout story never happened.
>>257442I don't know, but he's adorably fabulous.
>>2574964chan has apparently been having a lot of those lately, seems moot is trying to improve the sites code or something and it has been getting kinda wonky.
>>257442IIRC, he said he was bi with gay leanings.
>>257536i*I*rc, he said he was SEXY with SEXY leanings.Disclaimer: my recollection is largely based on subconscious desire.
>>257436I don't get what you mean by time zones sir.
>>257549loke itsa diffe4ent time froj myou people its tnot the same you know??
>>253674Out of curiosity has anyone ever had one of those "I met a b-tard stories?" Most of them are horrifying but I'd love to hear them anyway.In high school I knew a couple of acquaintances who were apparently /b/ goers, and spent their lunch periods talking about epic lulz, mudkipz, and whatever the hell /b/ does nowadays. One day they posted on Facebook asking how to triforce, and I stupidly told them along with mentioning moot in passing. Apparently they never knew that moot was the owner of the site and decided that I was some sort of mythical oldfag or something. Keep in mind that this was in 2008 and I was still in high school. They ended up fallowing me around the rest of the year yelling out memes and asking me about memes. It was horrible and I usually was either telling them to stop following me or I was telling them to stop shouting obscure internet references, go to other chans/boards, and stop associating with me. They basically became attached to my hip senior year.Well that;s my story, you guys have any?
>>257442It's both hilarious and somewhat disappointing that despite being someone who possesses a wide range of ideas, opinions, and simple contributions, all anyone remembers about MTL is a story he posted over a year ago, and on /a/ at that. This is coming from someone who'd jump at the chance to fracture both his wrists so who can't type for a while, though, so perhaps there's no room to judge.I hardly go to 4chan these days for anything aside from shares. Probably because my interests seems to be fading.
>>257565A guy I work with frequents /b/. He's only just 18, does plenty of stuff that isn't lurk on /b/ (IRL stuff) and is pretty damn good at his job. No horror story here.
>>257426California is also insane and wicked bipolar. My town has the most drunk drivers in the nation! Our budget is down the shitter but everyone refuses to do something about, complains loudly when anyone attempts to fix anything, and in the 2008 elections voters decided chicken's rights were more important than a human's.We're definitely /b/. (Wow, I'm feeling awfully bitter towards my state lately!)
>>257565I've known a couple meme shouters, but I've also known an equal number of people who are pretty chill about it all. It might come up in conversation as a place where we found a picture or saw a neat/funny idea, but 4chan itself is never the center of the conversation. Also we don't talk about it if there's anyone else there who doesn't know what it is.And I'm pretty sure several of my current friends went there at one point. Sometimes I'll spot a phrase or a response and the way that it's put together hints at a memetic origin.The meme shouters were the kind of people who will repeat the punchline to a joke everyone just heard for the next half hour.
Turns out there's a hidden board just for summer!
>>257664>comic sans
>>257664>>257668>Comic sans
>Cosmic sans
>cosmic sands
>>257738>comic sanz
>>257565I have friends who frequent 4chan. But they don't shout memes at every opportunity, just occasional passing remarks and amusing stories of whatever /v/ did.
>>257893Same. Actually, I did see some /b/tards in my precalc class last fall. It was embarrassing.Sometimes I'll mess with my father's head and use a meme in my text messages to him. But to be fair he uses a lot of old jokes he knows I won't get.
/v/ actually made their own game review site.>Hey guys remember yesterday (or 2 days ago, I have no idea because no sleep) we talked about making our ideal review site which was informative rather than biased, and didn't allow publishers to advertise on the site, causing hack journalism?>Okay. It's up. Dead Pixels is alive.>http://deadpixels.zxq.net/>We have a few reviews up now, several pending for Editors to change, and several dozen staff members. We invite you to look it over, those of you who were following this project eagerly, and those of you who are more cynical regarding a review site.>Steam group is here for those that want to follow the actual progress of the construction:>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/deadpixelsreview
>>257926Wonder if it'll do better than last time when the site owner had a hissy fit and deleted everything. I never even saved all the articles I wrote for it.
>>257942Who was that? All I remember is this guyhttp://broplanet.blogspot.com/And he stopped making articles in May.
Anyone see the new spambots ravaging 4chan? Clever little bastards. You'd have to be a fuckwit to fall for it, but it's still rather elaborate.
>>257926I made a review site once.It was a site where you review reviewers.I did one and some other guy I was doing it with did one and then I just kind of forgot about it. http://badreviewers.blogspot.com/I did the Debbie one.
>>258225>Click the first link to Christian Gaming Zone.>Brütal Legend (EA (who else?), Xbox 360 & PS3)>(Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) Brütal Legend is a game centered around so-called "Heavy Metal" music (not the righteous kind like Stryper or Bloodgood, but the Satanic kind that is common in Secular culture). You play as Eddie Riggs, a roadie for a Heavy Metal band who is transported to a world based on the Satanic covers of metal albums, where he battles "supernatural overlords" using a battle axe and magic he conjures via his guitar as he travels in a hot rod named "the Deuce", which is slang for the Devil. Eddie Riggs (the character is named in honor of the Satanic demon mascot of Iron Maiden) is voiced by Secular musician/actor Jack Black. Black is a notorious anti-Christian Satanist. At a nationally televised awards show held by the Secular cable network MTV in September, Black actually led the audience in a prayer to Satan! He also appeared in a pro-Homosexual agenda video playing Jesus in which he mocked our Lord. His band, Tenacious D, regularly includes vulgarity and dark imagery in its songs. In his appearances promoting Brütal Legend, Black has been wearing a rubber muscle suit. Unlike real bodybuilders who grow their muscles through dedication to Christ, Satanists find themselves atrophied, both physically and spiritually, and so they need artificial means to pump them up (such as drugs or rubber suits). Having someone like Black as the public face of this game tells you all you need to know about it: it has no spiritually redeeming value and will likely turn players into physically weak Satanists. (Also I heard a rumor that if you press the Triangle/Y button 666 times at the title screen, you unlock a cheat that makes the dozens of licensed Heavy Metal songs in the game play backwards, allowing you to hear their backmasked Satanic messages. Players who don't enable the cheat instead get the messages delivered subliminally into their minds.) Considering all this, Brütal Legend has earned ZERO CROSSES.Oh God. Somebody show this thing to /v/.
>>258263Actually it's a known fake troll site.I told the guy who was writing the article that it was fake but he said he didn't care.
Whelp, so long..... suckeeeeers!
>>258354Who are you?
>>258367An ancient namefag from a race of troublemakers.
>go on 4chan's /co/ to check what's going on>first thread: scott pilgrim>turns in MTL discussionWow, they just can't get enough of him there, why?
>>258426I honestly think there's some repressed homosexuality going on there.
Sheesh, post ONE page from a thread you didn't know happened, and the OP of that thread throws a fit.
Oh hey /b/ is a blue board now.It looks like they DUN GOOFED
>/b/ - Good Morning America!>Please have a look and stay a while :)Did someone mention /b/ in the news or something?
>>258686The recent thing with Jessi Slaughter; she & her father were on GMA this morning during a report about "Cyber Bullying"
>>258707This is no "cyber bullying" this is "cyber war!"
>>258707My people call it "trolling".
>>258720I..I don't know, man. I mean, why do we care if some guys are acting oddly on the internet? Didn't we have something involving a cure for can... can-something? Wh-why are we still browsing Facebook?
>>257302Texas is the state where Gamestop came from.
It seems that a lot of people (including myself) were just banned today for an 'Anontalk Virus', I've scanned by computer with Eset NOD32 and I'm not coming up with anything, what the hell is going on?
>>258816Happened to alot of people I know too, myself included.Hopefully we'll be unbanned
>>258816Nod32, Spybot, and Windows Defender. I picked up nothing, sent in my appeal. You know, by mass-banning people for "Anontalk" spam, I imagine that a lot of people are going to end up going there to see what Anontalk even is.I think it hurts more than helps, eh? Also, funny story. I got banned on my cellphone. Amazing that some fuck with a CP website can create a virus to hack cellphones now, eh?
>>258821YOU NEED TO CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS AND BUY A DOG
Hmmm according to the status blog, all of 4chan is down except the frontpageFront page > UPBoards > DOWNPost images > DOWNStatic files > UPPosting > DOWNRapidsearch > DOWNDiscussion > DOWNhttp://status.4chan.org/
>>>258822WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?BRB
Why is /r9k/ so hard to troll? The responses are stupid but they seem to never take the bait, it's getting annoying.... /fa/, /tv/, /fit/ and /new/ are too easy.
>>258838Everyone on /r9k/ is dead on the inside. Everyone.They're all either neckbeards who point all their anger and sorrow inwards, or "normalfags" who validate themselves with drugs, crime, and casual sex, all while living a meaningless life and, usually, trying to outrun some sort of terrible childhood trauma.They're broken on the inside, permanently stunted, and many of them refuse to change.
>>258904Sounds like prime trolling country. Let's roll in and talk about simple pleasantries.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH GODhttp://boards.4chan.org/a/res/38271255#38271255
>>258971>/ɐ/ - Animu & Mango>aka Chinese cartoons and comics
Why is /co/ shit now? It's worse then /v/ now. I know it isn't recent but damn, it's at an all-time low.
>>259226Are you talking about the racism thread that resulted from the Comic-Con stabbings?
>>259282Wait, what? I haven't heard about this, what happened? Someone got stabbed and /co/ made a racism thread about it?
>>259300http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=27444
>>259300Apparently two neckbeards got into a fight at comic-con, and it ended with the black neckbeard stabbing the other in the eye. Resulted in a racism thread. Luckily a mod stepped in and banned everyone who said nigger.
>>259359I understand why a mod would do that, but think of how more racist he made those anons who were banned by doing that.
So what the fuck is up with 4chan now?Every board suddenly came to a stop.I can't post anything.
>>259489Yeah, the latest post in /a/ is 22:17. I'm not sure what's happ-MYSQL Server error!
>>259489 oh thank god i thought i was going crazyi was still able to /rs/ though
>>259362Well they aren't going to magically not hate black people if they aren't banned.
>>259359 Hey! My brother was one of those guys trollin' in that thread. I got banned for 3 days (actually it was my brother using my computer), but FUCK YEAR! At least we know /co/ actually has mods now. I was playing Golden Sun while that was going on.
>>259523There are no /co/ mods, only janitors. There is no such thing as a board mod, there are only universal 4chan mods. They sort through the reported posts and give priority to the ones that need the most attention. /co/ just isn't usually bad enough to warrant mod intervention. Either that or there are more people sageing (which doesn't do anything) than reporting (which does something).
>>259535"Sage" used to mean something back when people respected each others' opinions. Pepperridge Farms remembers.
God tier summary of 4chan.
I'm thinking of adding a half-hearted troll signature to end off each of my posts for 4chan. Which do you like and how would you improve them?__________________Y0u MaKe FuN 0F pE0pLe ThAt ArE sTrAiGhT eDgE, bUt ThE fAcT iS tHaT tHeY aRe BeTtEr Pe0pLe ThAn Y0U.PeRhApS n0t ThE 0NeS wH0 Gl0aT aB0Ut It MiNd._____________________________________________________________________________________ 98% of "Americans" won't stand up for God. Be one of the 2% that will, copy this in your signature. LIBURLS: If YOU don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand IN FRONT of them. Socialism KILLS, AMERICA saves; GOD bless RONALD REAGAN i'm a hArDcOrE (†hXc†) Christian fiRsT, aNd A POK3MON M4ST5R SeCoNd, AnD i b3lEve iN ev0luTion Wh3n mY MuDkIp rEaChEs Lv 18.and third:You say Taylor Swift,I say Breaking BenjaminYou say Lady Gaga,I say EvanescenceYou say Miley Cyrus,I say System of a DownYou say T-Pain,I say Three Days GraceYou say Eminem,I say Linkin ParkYou say Jonas Brother,I say Green DayYou say Flowers,I say Metallica92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your signature.DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE !
Quick correction on last post for the political one, I changed LIBERAL to LIE-BERAL_____________________________________________________________________________________ 98% of "Americans" won't stand up for God. Be one of the 2% that will, copy this in your signature. LIE-BRILS: If YOU don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand IN FRONT of them. Socialism KILLS, AMERICA saves; GOD bless RONALD REAGAN i'm a hArDcOrE (†hXc†) Christian fiRsT, AnD i b3lEve iN ev0luTion Wh3n mY MuDkIp rEaChEs Lv 18.
>>259830>>259828Just go on any Youtube music video that has over 10 million views. You'll find plenty of material.
Oh God, the virus spam has become self-aware.
>>259988It's worse than I thought, they're breeding!
Spam. EVERYWHERE.
>/3/
>>259988For some reason I thought that the totodile picture was totodile with Chikorita and Cyndaquil hand puppets
>CAPTCHA
CAPTCHA CODESCAPTCHA CODES EVERYWHERE
>>260114Fucking finally
>CAPTCHASo it's come to this, eh moot?
>>260120>CAPTCHA
4chan.org2003-2010
>>260138It's really only because no one can agree on anything in 4chan these days.Its own freedom killed it. Abuse of freedom is just as bad as abuse of authority.
>>260141Yet freedom itself is a state of being unconstrained. How can simply fulfilling the very essence of freedom be an abuse?
>>260144Because freedom has always been constrained by the shackles of "responsibility" you dumb cock.
I feel nostalgic for the rapidshare cats now.
>>260146But true freedom would also mean being unfettered by things like accountability and restraint.
>>260138Don't give me that "there's no winning" crap. Replacing one bad outcome with another isn't "fixing the problem".
That pretty much kills story time for /co/
>>260149Then what's the better outcome here?Ban words don't work, image filters are inefficient, and there's not enough mods and janitors to take out spam at every waking moment of the day. Let's face it, there is no winning situation.
>>260155Captcha less popular boards, auto temp-ban spam posts.
I really don't see the problem with the new system.
>>260162This. Though I like this>>260160
>>260160This sounds like it could work, but I'm not sure about the temp banning part.
I just got banned from 4chan for 1 day because I failed to enter the captcha correctly and got the banned url message. If you fail to get the captcha correct for five times, you'll get banned.
/b/ has been condensed into one thread
Uh oh. /b/ has disappeared. They will be flooding the other boards until it goes back up, which means we will probably be getting some refugees. Also the report button is gone and it'll autoban you if you miss the captcha too often so PAY ATTENTION WHEN YOU ARE ENTERING THE CAPTCHA
/toy/ is having some fun with this
>>260198As if the users there don't just reset their IP addresses.
>>CAPTCHA>autobanned if CAPTCHA is entered incorrectly too many timesWell. I haven't been to 4chan proper in a long time and I haven't posted there in even longer. Now I don't know if it's worth it to go back anymore.
So... the end of 4chan as we know it?
HAHAHA
I really do hope the Captcha stays for good, bots and spam have been going on for years. If moot takes it off, 4chan will just get endlessly raped by bots and shit again.
>>260221but image dumps have become tedious.all the hentai boards have ground to a halt.my god, what have we done?
>CAPTCHAs>banned for getting it wrong enough timesNo, that is the worst aspect of CAPTCHAs. Why are you doing this Moot.At least these ones are legible. There's nothing more maddening than getting punished by illegible CAPTCHAs.
...Dude, you guys, the CAPTCHA isn't that bad. I managed an image dump today without a problem. In fact, typing in the captcha code seems to fill that tiny space of time so I don't get "flood detected file discarded."Jesus, people, quit bitching. It's not permanent.
>>260258Well the problem with it is the auto-banning.
...I'm seriously disturbed that people can't read/type the CAPTCHAs and are mistyping them enough times to get banned. What are you, eight?
i love the captcha 4chans been much less idiotic with it onit doesnt get rid of all the terrible posts but it cuts down on them>>260231>>260269>>260282two words: idiot filter. i hope lots of horrible people get banned
>>260287>people who can't read or type properly get bannedI FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW CAPTCHA OVERLORDS
>>260296>>people who can't read or type properly get banned Technicaly there is a speach option. Not a very good option mind you.
>>260287>>260296>>260298Sometimes those captchas are pretty much unreadable. And the sound option is even worse.
>>260463Why would moot be excited there?He hates captchas just as much as Anon does.
captchas cant slow down racism and historical debate on /co/ day~
>>260583Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand WOW AM I GLAD I HAVEN'T BEEN TO /co/ IN 9 MONTHS.
>>260591>>260583This is why I just use the 4chan filter to filter the n-word. You too can avoid idiotic bigots on 4chan with this fabulous new product!
It's a good thing reCAPTCHA lets you load new words.
oh /co/, sometimes you do something right, and i adore you for it
>>260604Why do you want to filter it out at all?Can't handle words?
You're only banned if you miss the captcha five-to-ten times in a row.
>>260880Most days I have no desire to fling myself into the special ed prison and attempt conversation.
Is regular and plus 4chans suddenly not auto-reloading pages after posting for anyone else?
>>260984I've not been having a problem with either site, personally.
>>260984I have that problem, but that's because I have NoScript.
I will admit the captchas have been making for inspiring threads.
>>261211I would watch the shit outta that.
>>261202I think it did something during update, because it used to work fine until 2.0
>>260984Yes, I posted about it in /sug/. glad it's not jsut me.>>261202I have everything for +4 unblocked and it still does it.
Any truth to this?
>>261422Awesome. All those Drawthreads on /co/ I forgot to save are saved.Thanks DoJ.
>>261422It's pretty chilling, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least. I was always sure the FBI or someone had a way of keeping tabs on 4chan, hence all the partyvan jokes. But if innocent people are getting caught up in this, that shit ain't cool.
>>261422The only problem I see with this is that IP addresses alone can't trace to a specific user. I'm sure that once you have a IP address, it can only be traced back to a regional area, such as a suburb, city or even county/state. Besides, many of those could be dynamic.Then again, I could have just spewed out rubbish.
Captchas are gone4chan will get raped by spam and bots againMotherfuck
>>261457Just checked out /toy/...we're right back where we were before CAPTCHA.
Captcha is back. Oh god that was bad.
I don't understand the deal with captchas. It gets rid of spam bots and that fucking.. uh.. you know, that guy. The one that should not be named. With his site for serious pedophiles. Why hate on that? It's a worthy trade of convenience for convenience.
>>261464Probably because of the tedious nature of having to type in captcha every time you post, which probably annoys the most frequent posters to no end. Especially since it's not exactly perfect, as illustrated by >>260298 >>260438 and >>260210Basically it comes down to convenience on the poster's part, really
>>261479It doesn't seem to 100% work either as shown by /t/
I just realized there is an Anime board and an Anime/cute board.
>>261422Do I think it's within the realm of possibility? Sure.Do I think that it's actually happened? Not so much.>>261626I like /c/. It fills me with 'D'aww' and helps wash away the stupidity and horror of some other boards.
>/sp/ is being "raided" by /vp/ again
>>261777What are you talking about I don't see any>PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU
>>261777>>261781You should have seen last night. Some /co/ tripfag went and trolled /vp/ with a sports thread, so they came to /sp/ and started raiding. There was pokemon porn everywhere.
>>261790Oh god fucking, as if that board wasn't enough of a gaping vagina.
Oh for fucks sake, the spam bot is back and it can make its own threads. I thought it was just someone trolling at first but it keeps happening.
>>261871The Captcha has failed.
>>261881well damn, that seals it. looks like I'm done with 4chan now. I can't believe I've been going there since, what, 2006?
>You forgot to type in the verification.Uh?
So posting is disabled right now on 4chan?
>>261941 Posting is disabled due to faggots attempting to propogate the spam again.
>>260984Wow, here I thought I was the only one having this problem. So, what, downgrade NoScript to fix it?
SPAM EVERYWHERE
>/i/ Holy shitthat fucking spam bot
>>261975Derp. Nevermind. Guess there is a development build that takes care of thread replying. New threads created still hang unfortunately.v 2.0.1rc1==========================================================================x Fixed meta redirections being broken sometimes when a NOSCRIPT element activation is forced on a JavaScript-enabled page (thanks Supermop for reporting)http://noscript.net/getit#devel
Mother of God.
is that bot seriously getting past captcha?
>>261990Against my better judgment I glanced at /b/ and found a thread that suggests the audio captcha can be bypassed by typing in ten words (any words) with spaces between each one. Haven't tried it myself though.
Once you get past the rage, this spambot makes for some seriously amusing threads.
>>261992I know. Especially since it uses text from actual post. It ends up with some very hilarious out of context posts.
>>261992It's amusing because it's taking stuff already posted on the same board, mildly garbling it (typo or punctuation error here and there, nothing unreadable unlike that anontalk spammer), and then throwing it everywhere. Reminds me of Cleverbot.
>>261991It's true./g/ broke it, and they are responsible for spambothttp://boards.4chan.org/g/res/12478228#12478228
>>261996 /g/: Worst board on 4chan, or WORST board on 4chan?
>>261996 fucking /g/ nerds im gona beat them all up extra hard after school.also someone tell moot to just reqire registration to post and charge like a dollar for an account.
>>261996God dammit.
>>262000Except one clever person (probably an asshole from /g/ again) will figure out how to bypass the registration and break that too. Plus, /b/ revolt, cesspool of the internet flooding everywhere, etc.
>>262002just use SomethingAwfuls system. that seems pretty secure.
I have to admit, this spam bot is a pretty cool bro.
And just like that, the spam is gone again.http://boards.4chan.org/g/res/12482519
Apparently the guys on /g/ also found out that the spam images can be opened as 7zips, and information and files from the unwitting infected hosts can be looked at. They're finding photos presumably of the people stupid enough to do what the spambots told them to do. Lots of teenagers clearly too young to be on 4chan. I am unsurprised.
>>262043Lots of crappy high school assignment resumes, or college failure resumes ("skilled in Internet"). http://boards.4chan.org/g/res/12482928The audio captcha block can be bypassed, but apparently it holds no bearing on the .hta spam, for now...
The point is /a/ is awesome right now.
>>262043Yeah. Read a thread giving a heads up in /co/; now checking out some /g/ threads.Goddamn, so much personal dox. This is insane.
Aw shit I missed it all. Were any threads archived?
>>262058http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/g/thread/12482928#p12482928
fuck this captcha shit. shit's dumb. might as well write a quality post
/a/ has been weirdly awesome lately. Baccano! threads out the ass, less trollan than usual, and now... Yotsuba trying to cheer up Keanu.Awesome.
>>262577That...That's beautiful, Nurse.
I blame the Captcha for the illusion sense of increased quality posts/threads.
>browsing /gif/>cumshot thread>captcha: someone climaxedMy god...
>>262696Yeah, but it just isn't fun anymore ;_;
Looks to be down.
>>262735The captchas have been eerily relevant to the thread at hand lately.
It's official. MODS = GODS
>>263345They're pretty much the reason we don't look like /v/ or /b/ on a daily basis. Though they usually just remove and 404 the threads save when they want to make examples.
>>263345Hah!Say, you can hide individual posts now?
>>263378If you have the right addons, yes.
>>263438gib plz
>>263444http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/51412
/tg/ is just horrible right now. The Cheekbone troll from /co/ is there now and the endless political/religious/race debates are raging non-stop
I think the spam bot is back.
>>263345I don't get that doubles meme shit at all. I watched American Psycho last night for the first time and it was shit, there was also no mention of doubles in that pointing scene.
>>263528>I watched American Psycho last night for the first time and it was shit:( I liked it...And the meme is his finger is pointing up towards the post number
>>253674Hey, I voted for that! Lol, did you see the one to send the Jonas Brothers to a country? Somalia was winning.
>>263683Eureka 7?
>>263705naw, thats one of them demon summonin games
>>263705Nope.jpg
>>263467Cheekbone?
>>263467>Cheekbone trollIs it the same as the /cgl/ troll who goes something like:>White women CAN'T cosplay as anime characters as anime characters are CLEARLY Asian
>>263706You're very close.
Banned for 14 days. :[Anyone having trouble with CAPTCHAs when one is sure it's right and get that damn "wrong verification" page?
>>263791No.
This screencap amused me. Filename is what the original poster named it.
>>263807>berry boyI fucking hate that shit
>>263807>>263815It simultaneously makes me gag and tugs at my heartstrings! I hate it so much!
>>263791Actually I just ran into a string of those. I'd swear I had it typed in correctly, and it took three tries before it accepted.And why the fuck does there need to be flood detection if we have the captchas? One or the other isn't so bad, but when you're dealing with bullshit from both... argh...
>>263807"User was warned for this post"? Never seen that.>>263828This.
>>263883I've never seen one, but I've been warned before. Basically, you end up at a banned page but the duration is up immediately once you view it. It's kind of like the mods just going, "HEY! Knock it off!" You see the reason and then you're allowed to continue browsing. I guess this is just the public ban version of that.
>>263828Same here.Also, I was just banned for two weeks because of supposed >Automated posting detectedWhatever that means.
>>263826>and tugs at my heartstrings!Why?
Why are these so entertaining?http://captchart.tumblr.com/I take it back, maybe CAPTCHAs aren't so bad after all.
>>263940
>>263940Is the face in the last panel some new meme I missed? Every other comic has one.
I love captcha. It says such funny things.
>/sp/ stole /a/'s 39mil get>it happened to be a Lakers get>Now /sp/ is full of Lakerfags and /a/ssholes.>/sp/ is trying to steal /vp/'s 1mil getGod damnit. I wanted to talk football.
>>264136>Refresh /sp/ one last time before giving up and going to bed>See a thread>TMC posts "Shut up charles" to some random anon that isn't melol.
>>264136I always wanted to get a GET.
>>263940Dammit, where is that one with Batman and Alfred? I can't find it. I know it was in a thread here somewhere.
So I worked it out and in the last few hours of posting I have to refresh the captcha almost seven times on average before I could get a readable one. Symbols or non-English text will appear at least once. Fuck this.>>264141>TMC posts "Shut up charles" to some random anon that isn't meI've seen a few "TOOTH I KNOW THAT'S YOU" posts but they never are me. I'm hiding in plain sight.
>>264216I've seen some of those in those shirtless soccer player threads.
>>264287To be fair, if you just go through those you're bound to find me eventually.
>>264216I admit to one of them being me.
>>264136┐('～`；)┌
>>264418
>>263828 >Flood detected, post discarded>Flood detected, post discarded>Flood detected, post discarded>Flood detected, post discarded>Flood detected, post discarded>Flood detected, post discarded>Flood detected, post discarded>You seem to have mistyped the verification
I saw this in one of those Berryboy threads and I had to screencap it.NSFW because he says some pretty graphic stuff in this post.
My my... ain't this interesting...
>>264828What is this, where is it from, and is there more?
>>264829Why, yes there is more.http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/fbi/turns-out-4chan-not-lawless-it-seemsRemember when some anon hacked Palin's Yahoo! email? Moot was a witness.
>>264830Witness to the thread, or just because he owns 4chan?
>>264833The latter.
Well, that was an interesting read.
>>264830You wonder how often Moot has had to testify for stuff like this.It sometimes always amazes me what they have to ask witnesses to answer. Explaning that a .jpg file extension seems to be trivial to me, but I suppose there are still people (judges and jurors alike) that don't even know what the internet is.
>>264828Whoah. So Christopher Poole really was his real name and not something he made up for the media? Holy shit.
>>264968They may actually have a decent grasp of how .jpg extensions work. They're supposed to make their judgments based on the information presented in the trial, not on prior knowledge or opinions. It's up to the prosecution and defense to make explicit the knowledge the judge is supposed to use so there is no ambiguity.
I'm beginning to think the guy who spams this picture/copypasta, and the "Avatar is so revolutionary herp durp" threads are the same guy, considering they seem to alternate in a clock work fashion, and they look almost identical from week to week.
>>265009Quite
/sp/ was...curiously good tonight.
after the endless trolling threads on /tg/ they FINALLY get an active mod.Then everyone bitched to moot about why their obviously shitty threads kept getting deleted.Now the mod left and the trolling is backfucking stupid./tg/ like /co/ is one of those boards that likes to pretend they're of higher quality than the rest of 4chan but the sheer number of people who redirect threads into crappy debates over nationality or religion is just astounding. Also the SC2 threads are just stupid. So the day the game comes out the entire board has intimate knowledge of the game and everything about it. At the same time they whine and bitch about it and everything Blizzard has ever made. "S-s-stupid Starcraft its not like I l-like you or anything"
>>265017
You know the most interesting thing about 4chan's moderating system? Most people do not know how to actually contact a mod if they have a question on the rules. 4chan does have a irc channel but it's not advertised as a general discussion and user support irc channel,but it's not publicly advertised at all except for a period in 2008-2009.Another sad truth is that there are about 30 mods on 4chan, however there are only about 7-9 mods that are on the public #4chan channel, but all of them log into the secret mod channel on irc when they log in as mods. The real problem with this is that if they want to contact a particular mod, they will not be able to because he does not go to the public irc channel.I know this because I was a #4chan regular.
All this bitching and moaning makes me want to remember why I even went to that butthole of the internet.I got a sticky on /b/ once. It was shortly after a huge event where Xenon and moot were having an internet-off and Xenon won, earning him administrative rights to the whole site for a day. He put animated gifs and music everywhere with bright flashing backgrounds. It was awful. Around that period, the entire place was just starting to become a shitstorm of irreverent self-important and talentless anon so moot and other mods prevented all text from showing up on /b/. People were forced to talk in mspaint jpg files and with image macros, not unlike jetpackvikingmod's thread. I was the OP of a thread that was something along the lines of "post your secrets in this thread. if they were never meant to be, they'll never show up again." Tons of people posted amazingly hilarious and candid (possibly false) stuff that was only revealed after the mods returned text to /b/. It was like postsecret for Anon. Not all that interesting in hindsight, but hey, I got a sticky so all you guys can suck my internet dick (because it is huge and palpable).>implying stickies matter
>>265186I've been on 4Chan since day one, and I must honestly say I do not remember this happening.Though I wish I could. I might have said some things.
>>265262I remember it fondly. Used to have screenshots. People flipping their tops because text didn't show, so you had to use images. Moot did this once before too you know, but with images disabled as well. You wanted to communicate, email field baby.
>>265303That's hilarious, I bet people were pissed. I wouldn't even bother with that.
>>265155Okay, what is this berryboy stuff anyway? Who are the other puppets, are they other trips? I'm so confused.>Insert appropriate confused reaction pic here
>>263922I don't know. He's helpless and "just wants love"?
>>265462It's a facade to get creepy fetish stuff. Is a liar.
>>265462The guy has a berry inflation/popping fetish. He samefags as 3 namefags. Berryboy, some guy threatening to murder berryboy, and some guy defending berryboy. The whole "want love" bullshit is just part of his sick fetish.
>>265494>>265575I know. I just have to keep reminding myself. Heart of stone. I just don't know why they don't permaban Cannes and his/her sock puppets.
>>265591>/co/>mods
>>265595 Report/sage/hide the thread.It works. It does.
>>265596I've never seen it work on Berryboy threads. Those threads are reported countless times, and even sagebombed. But they always end up with 200+ posts.
I'm sorry, I should not have contributed to the madness, but I simply could not help myself...
>my face when /co/ suddenly loves Scott Pilgrim after endlessly ripping on it for weeks
>>265644when did /co/ ever like scott pilgrimI only hate it on the grounds that it caused/s a bigger trollocaust than avatar
>>265647 /co/ has always been 50/50 as fuck on the comics.They had a vocal half that hated it. Thus, you noticed the hateful half.And now the more vocal half is the one that loves it....Or maybe that's post-09 summer /co/. I dunno. I don't go there anymore.
oh my god...the racists stormfags have no become the libertarians on /new/the amount of trolling has reached levels that are unheard of.
>My face when I get a 1 day ban for having a banned link in my post>My face when I had no links in my post
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS
>>265811 >Podolski Handjob....Who woulda thunk it?......Wait.
Okay, who is this? Goddamnit it, we're going in circles now.
>>265829>real names over those parts of the internetstalkers gonna stalk?
>>265830I don't know anyone called Steve.
>>265831All I'm saying is that I hope it's a friend. His name is Steve?!
People just say random names in the hopes that they'll get someone and creep them out.
>>265960Kristoff?