http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5514910/1/The_Innocence_of_YouthI will just leave this here...
>>85951NUH UHFUUUCK THAAT YO so high oh god what
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I'd much rather read a fic about Sokka, Zuko and Hakoda giving Aang "the talk" a year or so after the series ends. It'd be really awkward for the Water Tribe guys because the subtext of the whole talk would be that Aang would eventually sleep with Katara. And it'd be really awkward for Zuko because it involves feeling something besides anger.
>>85970>And it'd be really awkward for Zuko because it involves feeling something besides anger.Zuko got pretty good at that well before the series ended. Still...ZUKO: "Now you've got to be gentle with women and have a light touch, and knowing how to tie a tourniquet is a good idea. You're going to get cut the first couple of times before you start figuring out where they hide their knives. And they hate it when you bleed on them."AANG: "Thanks, Zuko, but I don't think Katara ha--"SOKKA (suddenly inspired): "KATARA HAS KNIVES HIDDEN EVERYWHERE!"HAKODA: "Poison knives."SOKKA: "Right! Poison knives! In fact, it's probably best just to keep your hands away from her at all times!"HAKODA: "So it's agreed. No touching Katara ever."AANG: "But last time she didn't have any--"(Noticing Sokka and Hakoda's glares)AANG: "By which I mean you guys are right! No more touching Katara for me!"AANG (digging himself deeper): "I mean no....touching Katara....for the first...AANG (with terror, leaping onto Appa's back):Appa, yip yip!*Aang flees into the sky*
>>86014Zuko should have a radio talk show where he gives out advice on relationships and life based on the horrible events that have occurred to him in the past.>So where you're trying to rent a dock it's always good to where shinguards in case the dock hag tries to stab you in the leg and steal your boat. >Well whenever I suspected one of my crew members of treachery I would hold his ankles over a pool of sharks and judge his guilt by how much he would sweat, I'm sure there's a bit of finageling you'd have to do but I guess the same principle could be applied to finding out where your son hides his report cards.>But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.>They're callin' again.
>>86016Zuko as Fraiser? I guess that'd make Azula Niles......and now I'm thinking about Ty Lee working as Ozai's Physical Therapist, thanks.
>>86014this must be drawn.
bumping this because we lost the fanfic archive threadhttp://mint-amaretto.livejournal.com/9623.html>Title: Multiplication>Rating: Pg-13>Summary: Producing more Airbenders is not a problem. At least, it's not Aang's problem.>Pairings: Mentioned canon ones>Notes: Crackfic>mfw I read this zany shit