*All eating breakfast*
Ursa: So are you kids doing anything after school today?
Katara: I'm trying out for the flag team!
*Azula snickers*
Katara: What's wrong with that?
Azula: The flag team is where all the girls who are too fat and uncoordinated to make cheerleading end up.
Ursa: Now, Azula, I'm sure your sister would make a wonderful member of the flag team.
Azula: That's exactly what I was saying.

*laugh track*

Katara: Well, if cheerleading is so great, why aren't YOU trying out for the squad?
Zuko: The last time she tried out she was banned from the squad.
Katara: Really?
Azula: They weren't ready for what I was ready to provide them with. I could have advanced cheerleading by an order of magnitude!
Zuko: You wanted to set the squad pyramids on fire!

*laugh track*

Sokka: *shrugs* I'd watch it!

*laugh track*

Zuko: AZULA, WHERE IS MY REMOTE-CONTROLLED WAR BALLOON?
Azula: What makes you think I took it?
Zuko: Because it's ALWAYS you!
Sokka: Has anyone seen my magnifying glass?
Zuko: Ask Azula.
Azula: They're both serving the greater good. You'll get them back when I'm done with them.
Sokka: Where are they?!
Azula: Currently hovering outside of Katara's room.

*Outside of Katara's room, the miniature War Balloon is floating with the magnifying glass strapped to the outside.*

*laugh track*

*Sunlight focused through the magnifying glass strikes a small, clear bottle of liquid on Katara's dresser. After a few minutes, the liquid begins to bubble and pop.*

*laugh track*

*Katara enters her room*
Katara: Wait... what's that smell? Is that my perf-
*Perfume bottle explodes*

*laugh track*

AND THEN KATARA GETS HIT IN THE NOSE WITH A BOOMERANG

Sokka: I don't understand! They usually always come back!

*laugh track*

Katara: I think you're just jealous because I have a boyfriend and you don't!
Sokka: She's got a point.
Azula: At least I don't have to use my bending as an exfoliator!
Katara: At least I don't listen to progressive rock!

*laugh track*

Zuko: Hey, what's wrong with-

*laugh track*

Azula: At least my hair can stay up for more than 30 minutes in the summer!
Katara: At least I'm not on medication for schizophrenia!
Azula: THAT DIAGNOSIS WAS INCONCLUSIVE!! I HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN COUPLED WITH INTENSE SITUATIONAL PARANOIA!! THEY JUST PRESCRIBED THAT STUFF AS A PRECAUTION!!

*laugh track*

Toph: Aaaay Sokka! You saved my live! Why don't you come over to my office later?
Suki: Uh, I'm Suki Toph.
Toph: ...Wooooah!

This would be the greatest show.

Toph: Aaay Katara, could'ja tell Mister H I'm gonna be a little late on rent this month? My Harley needed a new set of handlebars.
*Laugh track*

Katara: Toph, why do you have a bike? You're blind.

Toph: And I'm still a better driver than you.
*Laugh track*

Toph: Aaaaay
*Applause*

Hakoda: I'm very dissapointed in you boys!

Sokka: But our airship worked perfectly!

Zuko: Until it exploded.
*Laugh track*

Hakoda: I don't care if it worked! The fact of the matter is, you two ruined Mr. Zhao's bakery! You're just lucky I convinced him not to press charges.

Sokka: I don't like where this is going...
*Laugh Track*

Hakoda: So as of next week...

Zuko: Uh-oh
*Laugh Track*

Hakoda: You two...

Sokka: Here it comes...
*Laugh Track*

Hakoda: Are going to be working off the damages...

Zuko: Brace yourself bro...
*Laugh Track*

Hakoda: By helping out Mr. Zhao at his bakery!

Zuko & Sokka (together): Aw MONKEY FEATHERS!
*Laugh Track*

Katara: I'm sorry I've been so hard to be around, lately.
Ursa: Hard to be around? Whatever are you talking about?
Katara: Well...let's just say Azula wasn't the one who ruined you and dad's anniversary cake.

"Audience oohs*

Ursa: Then why did you let her take the blame?
Katara: She was telling me how Dad has forgotten all about my mom, and-and--
Ursa: I could never replace your mother, Katara, and I'd never want to.

*They hug.*
*Audience d'awws.*

Ursa: "Azula honey go grab the mail, the mailman is almost at our house"
Azula: "Certainly mother..."

*Azula exists*
*you hear a fire blast*
*small chuckle from the audience*
*Azula enters*

Azula: *holds up the entire bag of mail* "he put up a fight but he was easily vanquished, the mail has been recovered."
*laugh track*

Ursa: "Azuuuulllaaaaaaa"
*the camera zooms in on Azula shrugging her shoulders and rolling her eyes*
*laugh track*

*Camera goes to burnt crisp of what was the mail man*
*roaring laughter*

Hakoda: But Ursa, we can't! We're on vacation, but the kids are in the next room!
Ursa: Shh. *reveals bikini*

*Audience oohs and hoots*

Ursa: I'll be quiet if you are.
Hakoda: That might be...hard.

*Audience whoops*

Hakoda: Now, this can't take long.
Ursa: But I like it...long. And I know that's your specialty.

*Audience hollers and breaks into applause*

Azula: Zuko, you need to get laid
*audience oooohs*

Zuko: And you need a lobotomy!

*audience laughs*

Sokka: Ooh, BURN!

*audience laughs uproariously*

*The gang is playing with fireworks*
*You see Azula sets up an elaborate series of fireworks in different locations*

Azula: "Hey Aang come stand over here for a second i want you to see this"
Aang: "Uhhh ok, what is it"

*Aang unknowingly walks onto a bulls-eye with an arrow that says "get Aang to stand here" *

Azula: "Oh nothing..."

*Azula sets the first batch of fireworks off*

*Aang goes bouncing around flying towards different objects bouncing off, every time he seems to slow down he just gets hit by another catch of explosives*
*Perodic laugh tracks*
*Finally Aang comes the whole way back and lands on the bulls - eye that he started on"

Sokka: "I guess thats what you call a BOOMER AANG"
*Roaring laughter*

Aang: Katara, this milkshake isn't very good.

Katara: Sorry Aang. I'll try to make it better next time.

Sokka: If only you were a water BLENDER!

*Laugh Track*

Toph: Come on Aang, I'm gonna teach you to pick up chicks! Aaaay!
Aang: But I'm already dating Katara, and you're a girl, and you're talking to Zuko.
Toph: No problemo.

>>81872

>>81864
YESSSS.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>81874

>>81877

When I read the first description, I thought this was gonna be stupid. But now I'm laughing hysterically. More!

NEEDS MOAR LAUGH TRACK

*Azula waks in with her hands behind her back and sits down next to Sokka, who's face is in his hands*
Azula: Hey Water-peasant
Sokka: Go away Azula. Actually, you know what? Stay. And set me on fire while your at it. Better then what Dad's going to do when he finds out I traded his autographed Kuruk club.
Azula: Don't be so sure. *brings the club out from behind her back*
Sokka: Dad's club! *grabs it and kisses it repeatedly. Azula's face squinches in disgust. Laugh track* But how?
Azula: The shopkeeper wouldn't give it back because you didn't have anything else he wanted more for his shop.
Sokka: So what did you offer him?
Azula: His shop
*Azula is seen in the trading shop, laughing manically as the half behind the counter is on fire*
Shopkeeper: Take it! Oh gods just take it!
*laugh track*
Sokka: That's... um...
Azula: What you should have done in the first place. I know.
Sokka: But... why?
Azula: You are, loath though I am to acknowledge it, effectively my brother. Our family's reputation can't be tarnished by the likes of the merchant class.
Sokka: Azula... I like having you as a sibling too. *reaches out and hugs her*

*Cue AWWWWWWWW from audience*

Azula: Sokka, remove any body parts you wish to keep.

*Laugh track as Sokka pulls away*

Azula: Lets get home. This place bores me.

Sokka: Won't you get in trouble now though?

Azula: I always have an alibi.

*cut to shop. Dai Lee are waving a lantern in front of the shopkeepers face*

Dai Lee: There is no arson in Ba Sing Se. You dropped a lamp.

Shopkeeper: what? no, I.

Dai Lee: DROPPED A LAMP!

*Laugh track, applause as credits roll*

*Azula and Katara's room. A line is drawn across the center of the shared bedroom.*

Katara: Now you just stay on YOUR side and I'll stay on MY side, all right?!

Azula: Fine. I can agree to those terms.

Katara: Great. Now, I'm going to go meet Aang down at Iroh's.

*Katara heads for the door, Azula immediately blocks her path.*

Azula: And just what do you think you're doing?

Katara: What? I told you, I'm heading out!

Azula: You mean through that door, on MY side of the room? I don't think so.

*laugh track*

Katara: You've got to be kidding me.

Azula: I'm afraid any further attempts to violate the borders of my side of the bedroom shall be met with a retaliatory annexation of your territory.

Katara: So what, I'm just supposed to stay in here forever!?!

Azula: Oh no, no of course not.

*beat*

Azula: I mean, there's a perfectly good window on your side of the room.

*laugh track*

Katara: You. Are. Insane!

Azula: Not when I take my meds.

*laugh track, followed by Azula's cellphone*

Azula: Oh, a new email from Ty Lee. Let's see what she wants.

*a beeping and 'powering down' noise comes from the phone*

Azula: Low power. Well I'll just fix that...

*Azula looks in vain for an outlet on her side of the room. She then turns to Katara, standing next to the outfit on her side, idly swinging the power cord in her hand*

Katara: Looking for this?

*laugh track*

Azula: *eyes narrowed* Well played. But you forget, dear step sister, that I am a master fire bender! A little lightning and my cellphone will be fully charged in a fraction of the time it would normally take!

Katara: Woah, woah. That doesn't sound dangerous to you? Like something Sokka or Zuko would do?

*laugh track*

Azula: Please. What could possibly go wrong?

*Kitchen, Ursa is cooking dinner while Hakoda reads the paper at the table. A thunderous BOOOOOOM is heard from off camera, shaking the kitchen. Laugh track, followed by confused looks between Ursa and Hakoda. Then, they both turn and say...*

Hakoda & Ursa: Boooooyyyys!

*laugh track, then Zuko and Sokka poke their heads in from the other room*

Zuko & Sokka: We didn't do it!

*laugh track*

HERE'S THE STORY OF A LOVELY LADY
WHO WAS BRINGING UP TWO VERY PRETTY KIDS
ONE WAS EMO
AND ONE WAS CRAZY
BECAUSE THEIR DAD'S A DICK

HERE'S THE STORY OF A SOUTHERN TRIBESMAN
WHO WAS BUSY WITH TWO KIDS OF HIS OWN
A WATERBENDER
AND HER OLDER BROTHER
LIVING AT THE SOUTH POLE

TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN THE LADY MET THIS FELLOW
AND THEY FOUND THEY LIKED EACH OTHER VERY MUCH
NOW THEY ALL HAVE TO LEARN NOT TO KILL EACH OTHER
AND FIND SOME WAY TO BECOME THE BENDER BUNCH

THE BENDER BUNCH
THE BENDER BUNCH
FIND A WAY TO BECOME THE BENDER BUNCH

*laugh track*

FFFFFFFFFFF

of course awesome /co/ projects start up when I have a huge project to work on

Sokka: Zuko, I'm in big trouble.
Zuko: What is it this time?

*laugh track*

Sokka: I accidentally asked out both Suki and Yue...on the same night!

*laugh track*

Zuko: A delicate situation, but I think I have a solution. Tell one of them to meet you at a restaurant and then pick the other one up and take her to the same restaurant. Then you can go from one date to the other, no problem!

*laugh track*

Sokka: Are you sure that will work.
Zuko: Of course! What could possibly go wrong?

*laugh track*

...and Jerry Mathers as The Beaverskunk

Toph:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
*laugh track*

Zuko: Hey, everyone, Azula tried out for the debate team but she didn't make it.
Ursa: Oh, dear, why not? She worked so hard on her audition!
Sokka: Apparently the judges don't like it when you call your opponents "peasant" and set them on fire!
Ursa: *sighs and tsks* She never could control that temper of hers. Well, boys, when your sisters come home let's all be very supportive and tell Azula how proud we are of her for trying.
Zuko: Mom? I think we'd be better off not bringing it up at all.

*that night at dinner*

Hakoda: So, Azula...I'm so sorry to hear you didn't make the debate team. *ignores Katara and Sokka making 'we said don't bring it up!!' gestures* But just remember, all that matters is that you did your best...after all, we can't always get-
Azula: *leaps up from her chair and throws her drink in his face, frothing at the mouth* OH FUCK YOU AND STOP TRYING TO BE FATHER KNOW'S BEST, YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER AND YOU NEVER WILL BE! FUCK ALL OF YOU AND THE OSTRICH-HORSES YOU RODE IN ON! *sets her chair on fire and stomps upstairs*
Hakoda: ...*sigh* It always comes back to Ozai, doesn't it?
Katara: *sees Zuko twitch* Don't say the O word, Dad...
Ursa: I'll go talk to her.
Zuko: Mom?
Ursa: Well, someone has to make sure she doesn't blow up the entire second floor in a fit of rage, and you'll all just tease her and make it worse!
Iroh: I'll make some tea.
Sokka: Oh is that your answer for everything?!

>>81858

Azula: *laughing her ass off*
Toph: Ey! That aint funny, that could've really hurt her! 'sides, only I get to pick on the Sugar Queen! *bends a rock at Azula, hitting her square in the eye*
Azula: NOOOOOOOOO!! Now I'll have a huge shiner covering half of the left side of my face!
Zuko: *looks up from his Watchmen comic and shrugs* You'll get used to it.
Katara: *with a cast on her nose* Serves you right, pyro.
Azula: *growls* WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!

(Yes, AU!Zuko in my head reads Watchmen.)

Zuko: *drops a dish* Crap.
Hakoda: Zuko! What happened in here. *frowns*
Zuko: *falls on his knees* I dropped the plate, okay?! Go ahead, beat me and tell me I'm worthless!

*audience gasps in horror/sympathy*

Hakoda: Now why would I do that over a stupid plate? *reaches out to pat Zuko's shoulder, Zuko flinches away*
Zuko: I'm sorry!

*Very Special Music of the angsty variety*

Hakoda: Zuko...I know Ozai used to hit you whenever you so much as squeezed the toothpaste wrong. But he's gone, and I'd never do that to you, or your sister. You have to learn to trust me, okay? *hugs Zuko*

*audience awwwws*

Zuko: ...thank you, Hakoda...I mean, Dad.


Katara: But Dad! That's not fair!
Hakoda: I'm sorry, Katara, but your boyfriend is no longer allowed to bring his lemur into this house.
Katara: Come on, Momo's one of Aang's best non-human friends! And we can always wash the mud off the walls!
Hakoda: Momo has made a mess of the house too many times. You're just going to have to explain to Aang that from now on he needs to leave his pets at home. And I mean both of them, we're still picking bison fur out of the laundry room rug.

*audience laughs*

Katara: Dad, you're not being fair! I'll clean up after them, I'll lemur-proof the house...please, Dad, this isn't fair to Aang!
Hakoda: *touches her chin* Sweetheart, you know I think Aang's wonderful. And I know Aang's animals are your friends too, and I know you just want to stick up for their rights. But they make too much of a mess to let them in the house.
Katara: *sighs* You have to understand, Dad. Those animals aren't just Aang's friends...there all he's got left of his culture.

*sad awwwww*

Hakoda: I know, but a line needs to be drawn somewhere.


Azula: Okay, and then we segue into part three, in which we discuss the Louisiana Purchase, and-
Sokka: *watching Mean Kitty videos* Hahaha! Sparta's walking on the ceiling!

*audience laughs*

Azula: SOKKA!! *yanks him away from the computer* This is very important, we have to finish our presentation outline by the end of this week!
Sokka: So, it's only Monday! Now watch this, Loki is gonna-
Azula: *grabs his collar* We are going to finish one third of this outline tonight, and that. Is. Final! UGH, I can't believe I share the genius level of the IQ chart with someone who watches cartoons and cats on the internet and refuses to take anything seriously. You don't deserve your 150 IQ!

*OOOOOOH, oh no she didn't!*

Sokka: Oh, because your precious 155 is soooo much better than mine. YOU just take everything TOO seriously.
Azula: *makes a flame in her hand* Don't make me use this...
Sokka: *throws his soda on it* You were saying?
Iroh: *pokes his head in the doorway* Perhaps some nice tea would help you kids smooth this argument over.

*laugh track*

Azula and Sokka: *facepalm*

*early morning, exterior of the house. Hakoda and Ursa are loading luggage into the car with the help of Sokka and Zuko*

Hakoda: Now, you boys take good care of your sisters while we're out of town.

Sokka: Yes, sir.

Ursa: And don't stay up too late listening to that sad music you like.

*laugh track*

Zuko: Yes, mom.

Hakoda: We'll call you once we get to the hotel. Be safe!

*the parents drive off, Zuko and Sokka wave good bye with innocent smiles on their faces*

Zuko:*through clenched teeth* Just a little longer...

*the car turns the corner, the fake smiles immediately drop from the boys faces*

Zuko: Refreshments?

Sokka: Check! Plenty of food, and that fake White Lotus tile I bought from Jet got me a whole keg of cactus juice.

Zuko: Nice! Invitations?

Sokka: Fliers were posted earlier this morning by Suki and her friends. Every guy and girl in town looking for a great party with a modest cover charge is gonna know about our shindig by sundown.

Zuko: Entertainment?

Sokka: Well, the party starts at 6, and Chong is always 5 hours late, so I told him to be here by noon.

*laugh track*

Zuko: Good thinking. Security?

*Toph walks up.*

Toph: Aaaaay!

Sokka: Just arrived!

*laugh track*

Zuko: Fortifications?

Sokka: All the valuables are locked up, all the fragile stuff has been moved into the basement. Toph's gonna set the stage up when the band gets here.

Zuko: High fives?

Sokka: Regular or high explosive?

Zuko: Let's blow it up.

*the boys high five, then pull their hands back and make exploding noises with their mouths*

*laugh track*

Zuko: And now that just leaves...

Sokka: Our sisters. I've got Katara covered. What are you gonna do about Azula?

*transition to Zuko's imagination in Azula's room*

Zuko: Hey sis, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Azula: Well, I'll have to smell it obviously to find out, won't I!?

*Azula snatches the rag from Zuko and holds it up to her face with both hands, breathing deeply and then passing out*

*We come back from Zuko's imagination to see a smile on his face*

Zuko: I have a few ideas.

*laugh track*

*Appa's low drone is heard from above*

Sokka: That's our cue. Operation Get Our Sisters Out Of The House So They Can't Ruin Our Party is go!

Zuko:...Next time I get to name the operations.

*Laugh track, Zuko enters the house while Aang lands Appa in the drive way Aang hops off of Appa with a large pile of chocolates in his arms*

Aang: Is she mad? Did she wake up yet? These were the only chocolates they had!

Sokka: I think you made it just in time, buddy! She's getting out of the shower now.

Aang: Sokka, thanks again for the heads up. I can't believe I forgot our 37 and a half week anniversary!

Sokka: Yeah, and that's the most important one too! It's the Take-her-away-from-her-home-for-twenty-four-hours anniversary!

*Laugh track*

Aang: Man, there's so much I don't know about women!

Sokka: That's what you got me for buddy! Now remember, don't tell her why you're taking her away until later, okay?

Aang: Why?

*Sokka blanks for a moment, the quickly recovers*

Sokka: Because... its more ROMANTIC that way!

Aang: Ohhhhh!

*laugh track, Katara comes out of the house*

Katara: I thought I heard Appa! What are you doing here so early Aang?

Aang: I uh... I thought it was a perfect day for a totally spontaneous picnic trip to the Great Divide! I packed a lunch!

*Sokka gives Aang a wink and a thumbs up behind Katara's back, laugh track*

Katara: A picnic? That sounds so... wonderful! But I can't. I promised Dad that I wouldn't leave the house this weekend.

Sokka: Aww come on sis! Live a little! How often do you get to see the natural splendor of the Great Divide from the comfort of a flying bison?

Katara: Well... promise not to tell on me?

Sokka: You got it! As far as pops is concerned, you spent the whole weekend in your room studying! Just like me!

Katara: Thanks Sokka! You're the best! *she says as she hugs him*

Sokka: Yes, I know.

*laugh track, Katara hops onto Appa with Aang*

Katara and Aang: Bye!

Sokka: Have fun you crazy kids!

*Appa flies off, Sokka goes inside to find Toph on the couch, remote control in one hand and a bag of fire flakes in the other*

Toph: Aaaay Sokka, I think there's something wrong with your tv set. No matter what I do I can't see the game!

Sokka: Well, did you try putting it on channel... hey waitaminute!

Toph: Gotcha again, snoozles!

*laughs and applause for the catch phrase*

Sokka: Did Zuko or Azula come down yet?

Toph: Nope, haven't seen either of them.

Sokka: Well, OBVIOUSLY.

*laugh track, followed by gasps and laughter as a hog tied Zuko comes rolling down the stairs*

Sokka: Uh-oh...

Azula: Understatement of the year.

*Sokka rushes over to Zuko and unties him*

Sokka: I thought you said you had a plan!

*We again travel inside Zuko's mind, this time to his memories.

Zuko: Hey sis, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Azula: No, but this new perfume I bought smells just like pepper spray. Wanna see?

Zuko: Wait wha-*Azula sprays him in the face, Zuko's screams echo out as we fade back into the real world*

Zuko: She's a cunning strategist!

Azula: Now, what's all this about a party?

>>81982

Zuko: Oh, no you don't. You may have been the big bad bully while Old Dad was in charge, but not this time. You wouldn't want me to tell your boyfriend you've been cheating on him with TY LEE, would you?

*oooooooh!*

Azula: ...you wouldn't DARE. Haru and I have built our relationship entirely on him worshipping the ground I walk on and me keeping him in the dark about my life outside of our relationship and school!

Zuko: Then you keep quiet about the party. Got it?

Sokka: Man, I still can't believe you're dating the dude with the pornstache! It makes him look forty!

*laugh track*

Azula: *glares* Make one more joke about Haru's sexy stache and you're finished today, Boomerang Boy.

Sokka: Oh, come on, that's like asking the sun to stop rising and setting!

Zuko: Just do it. Just pretend he doesn't even have the stupid thing, it's easier.

Toph: Ay, 'zula! Haru's on the phone for you, sounds important!

Zuko: WELL, Azula?

Azula: Fine, I won't tell. *huffs* The things I do to keep my twisted romantic relationships running smoothly! *dashes off to the phone*

Sokka: *smirks and puts away his Blackberry* Well, the bad news is Haru suddenly can't make it to the party. Good news is, Azula's out of our hair at last.

Zuko: You're a genius.

Sokka: That's what the IQ chart says!

Azula: *on the phone with Haru* A romantic picnic? Saaay, I know the perfect little spot. It's right where my dumb stepsister and her bald boyfriend always have theirs, in fact. *smiiiiirk*

>>81982>>81985

These posts are....delectable....

>>81986

Mine was originally going to have more melodrama but then I was like "wait a second, HARU HAS A HILARIOUS MUSTACHE!!". So instead Zuko bargains with Azula while Sokka makes fun of the stache.

Not only are these awful, but they're believably so! It's almost like ex-sitcom script writers spend their time on image boards...they don't, right? Please tell me they don't!

>>81989

I watched a lot of sitcoms as a kid so I pretty much know their ins and outs, does that count? XD

>>81989
Every Friday night, when the mood was right, I had some fun and was shown how its done. TGIF.

Yeah, watched LOTS of television when I was a kid.

>>82017

FUCK YEAH TGIF.

Azula: Out of the way, Zuzu, Family Guy is on.

Zuko: AAARGH! Azula, you know I can't stand that crappy show! It's nothing but stupid joke after stupid joke, it knows nothing about funny!

Azula: Oh, and The Simpsons is such high art?

Zuko: They've been around since the 80s, Azula, they're a classic. And we're watching THEM.

Azula: Well, then, I'll just have to tell our dear father what you did.

Zuko: Huh?

Azula: *grabs his arm and makes him hit her in the face* OW! Ow, Zuzu, stop it, you're being a jerk! Dad, come quick, Zuko's-

Hakoda: Nice try, Azula. The wounded gazelle gambit may have worked on Ozai, but it's not going to work on me.

*ooooh, pwned*

Zuko: *smirk* Ha! Serves you right!

Azula: But Dad!!

Hakoda: You can watch Family Guy in the living room.

Azula: But...but I'm the youngest girl, I'm supposed to be-

Hakoda: You're not the princess of this household, Azula. We have rules, and one of those rules is we don't try to get our siblings in hot water for crimes they didn't commit. And no setting end tables on fire when you don't get your way!

Azula: *powers down her Fireending* This place sucks.

Katara: Azula, you can use the TV in our room. I'm going over to Suki's to study in a few minutes.

Azula: Stuff it, peasant! I don't need your fake sympathy!

Katara: ...I wasn't faking. Jeez, what's her damage?

Zuko: Oh, I wouldn't let her watch a crappy show in the den, that's all.

Katara: Hey, Family Guy's not THAT bad. I mean, it's not that good but it's hardly the worst show ever made.

Zuko: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!

*laugh track*

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbe7r0_the-fire-lord-and-his-wacky-family_fun

Ok, if someone were to do a very special episode where one of the girls pulls a Jessie Spano, should it be

A) Azula
B) Katara
C) Zuko?

>>82070

Azula. Because it's totally something she would do thanks to her pathological need to be perfect and Ozai's influence. Katara might come close, but she'd allow her friends to smack some sense into her before she tripped over the point of no return.

(Hey, no Sokka option? He and his cactus juice are a Very Special Episode waiting to happen!)

>>82070
Ty Lee.