http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/apple-says-steve-jobs-has-died/2011/10/05/gIQAS3ISOL_story.html
Goddammit, I've been ninja'd again.
it looks like there have been huge...*sunglasses*Jobs losses at Apple
>>3809You could say they are*sunglasses*fresh out of Jobs.
Steve Jobs' life didn't flash before his eyes... *sunglasses*because Apple products don't support Flash.
>>3813>Combo Breaker.
I guess you could say*sunglasses*An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Yeah...*sunglasses*Fuck that guy!
BLARGHiDead
>>3849That's iDied. Have you no respect for grammar?
>>3862My granmar is also dead.
>>3863Hey, that's-a some joke boss!