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  • 08/21/12 - Poll ended; /cod/ split off as a new board from /pco/.

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And now it is with great pleasure that I present the DD series.

Edd danced in and out of consciousness, the sensation of being dragged entering his mind. Thoughts of being taken to some den of eating assailed him, although he could not gather enough of his senses to scream. Finally, he heard distant voices, although they were coming from someone close. The identity was unknown to him, though the voices sounded argumentative. Blackness filled his vision once more. The air was cold around him as it tickled his skin, moist with perspiration. He opened his eyes, and found that the fog of being knocked out was fading fast. He looked around and saw a peculiar sight. All around him was makeshift medical equipment. False ECG machines made out of broken televisions, blood pressure cuffs made of paper and water hoses, scalpels fashioned out of butter knives.

"Finally, you're awake." The voice was high, with a hint of concern mixed with being held up. He turned, partially. Edd moved his arms and legs and found that they were strapped to the table on which he was laying. Had he been kidnapped by some horrid butchers who wished to replace their body parts with his? When he turned his head, he saw that he would only be so lucky were that the case. Standing in a mock-nurses outfit made out of an old tablecloth and some red markers was Marie Kanker, her candystriper outfit mottled with holes.
Unhand me at once, Kanker, or I'll..."

"Zip it, egghead!" She cut him off. "Look, I figured I'd do some homework with you." This took him off his footing, so to speak.

"I beg your pardon?"

"Yeah," she said, traipsing nearer.

"Well, what do you need help with? Surely you could have just asked me instead of absconding with me in the dead of night! Is it mathematics? English studies?"

"Wrong, genius. Think a little closer to today." Edd wished that he hadn't.

"I've come to expect a lot of things from you, Kanker, but if you expect that I'll do THAT, you're as wrong as they come!" She smirked, a wholly frightening act to him.

"C'mon, double-D. It'll be like a science experiment. You like those, right?" Of that she was correct.

"Of course, but I could just find books that could teach me just as well." She reached for a pile of literature on a table behind her. She flipped open one of the magazines and spread it open in all it's glory: men and women in the most lurid and venal positions doing...that in a myriad of way. Edd tried to look away, but had a hard time of it when Marie shoved the erotic magazine in his face.

A little gift from your half-pint friend's bro. But enough about him, let's get started with some learning!" Edd protested, flailing about as hard as he tried, but the restraints were bound too tight, too well. Marie's smile grew and she leapt onto the table, straddling Edd at the waist. She leaned down and began kissing Edd's face, as hard as that was with him struggling. "All right, Mr. Hard-to-get. Let's see if those mags knew what they were talking about." With that, Marie's kisses began to move down from Edd's face to his neck. She suckled on his neck, sending a shivering wave across Edd's body. It was a strange feeling, as unwelcome as it was. He couldn't imaging the amount of washing he would have to do to get rid of this. Marie let her long, blue hair glide across Edd's neck as her tongue inched its way down his neck to his chest. She tongued and played with his thin chest, letting the tips rise a bit and grow sensitive.

"What are you doing?" Edd asked, his voice fluttering a little. Marie craned her neck up.

"If those mags were right, something you'll never forget." And with that she spoke no more. Edd continued to protest, but found his voice growing lighter as Marie's tongue waved across his body. He felt strange, although the feeling was becoming less intolerable. In fact it was growing almost likeable. The blue-haired girl scratched her teeth lightly against his exposed skin, kissing and caressing with her mouth. Slowly she swayed her head to the edge of Edd's swim trunks. She hummed to herself pleasedly. Edd wondered what it was she'd seen when she lifted her head. Risen in the air, Edd's lower extremities had swelled. He was stunned, not realizing it had even happened until Marie showed him.

"What did you do?" his voice barely a whisper. Marie moved her hips down to straddle him at his midsection. She leaned her head down,

"Everything," and kissed him. Edd didn't fight it. He at first too lost in conflicting messages to resist. Everything he'd known about Marie Kanker was, on the one hand being proven true, and yet, at the same time, falling apart. He'd known she was desperate to have him, and knew she was controlling and ill-tempered. He knew she was his near-opposite. What he didn't know, until now, was that he liked it. He liked the dichotomy that was apparent between them. He liked the way she'd been different from her sisters like he had been from his friends. He liked Marie. As her hips bore down on his, he aided in the kiss now, instead of resisting or remaining neutral. Marie felt Edd's tongue enter her as much as she did to him. Something went through them that neither of them needed to say. Marie reached into her nurse’s hat and pull out a key. She reached up and released the restraints on his arm. She then tossed the key aside. He embraced her, pulling her tight to him, feeling her body through the false clothing. He ran his hands through her hair and pushed her face into his, not wanting to break their first true kiss.
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>>136588
You can already tell this will end up with the girls knocked up.
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>>136590
Or not :(
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Kaboom.
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Look out for Poyle in the next few days.
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>>142149
Bang.
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Fluffy's posting some chubby!Kanker sketches here.

https://boards.4chan.org/co/res/53566813
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>>144147
I don't suppose that someone who saved them could post those pictures here, that thread has expired.
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>>144169
I'm too lazy for that but an anon set up a download

http://www.mediafire.com/download/njkv4x6jgnis106/Last+of+Fluffy.rar
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>>144172
Thanks!
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someone from that thread wanted a chubby May..so here it is whoever you are,,hope you like it..


you and I are the only two who would.
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http://fluffyartuniverse.tumblr.com/


blasphamy
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>>144194
>Fluffy's still around
Hell ya
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>>144194
Wonderful job.

If I may be so bold to ask, is it possible to get a chubby Lee to go with the sisters. Thank you in advanced.
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>>144197
sure, fap hearty me laddy
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>>144194
On the contrary, most of us would like to see more chubby Kankers
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>>144209
Thank you so much.
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>>144194
May is the only one I would expect to be chubby.
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Oh my.
>> No. 147612
I have to share this somewhere and since /co/'s being kinda stupid right now I'll post it here.

http://timoteilsd.tumblr.com/post/65438961722/i-actually-did-this-already-about-a-year-ago-in

Also expect something from @sign in the future.
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>>147612
my fucking sides
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>>147612
Fucking Awesome.
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Work by @
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>>148309
Please Enjoy.
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>>148309
>>148310
Perfection. DD knows how to treat his ladies.
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Look up Najja Porter
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