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>>32858 Well let's see...
Alvida: Hold this one kid hostage because I need an idiot cabin boy
Buggy: I'm gonna blow up sections of this town, because fuck these people.
Kuro: MONEY FOR QUIET PIRATE RETIREMENT I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL LIKE PIGS TO GET IT!
Don Krieg: I got my shit pushed in and I'm super butt hurt about it so I'm taking it out on you.
Arlong: Designs on eventual domination of an entire sea, inspired by agressive racism into almost genocidal proclivities. Orphans children. Slavery.
Crocodile: constructs enormous spy and assassin network to A) start a terrible civil war B) Find a powerful ancient super weapon. Devistates whole portions of a nation to further displace and destabilize the populace by causing dangerous sand storms and droughts.
Enel: La di da do Genocide. Having already destroyed the island of his birth, he sought two things, 1) To do it again. 2) THE MOON! Worst part is, half of his 'dream' comes the hell true and now he's moon king, lord of tiny robots.
Foxy: LET'S FIGHT LIKE GENTLEMAN (pirates)
Spandam: KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME! Much like many other members of the global security system, Spandam and CP9 are morally bankrupted members of the team that makes all the rules
Moira: I got my shit pushed in and I'm super butt hurt about it so IT'S THRILLER! THRILLER BARK! AND NOTHIN'S GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THIS ZOMBIE IN THE DARK! Essentially harvesting pieces of souls to power his military force... Who're zombies so let's add desecration.
The next two years are dealing with the governments bullshit methods
Hody: SUPER RACISM POWERS ACTIVATE! Assassinates standing ruler, begins civil war/coup de tat, perpetuates racism, advocates slavery and genocide.
Ceaser Clown: I'M KING SHIT OF ASSHOLE MOUNTAIN! Mass kidnapping for insane genetic experiments, producing WMD's, generally being a total shithead to everybody.
Doflamingo: slave trade practitioner, successful at coup de tat, takes advantage of a crewmates ability and not only turns people into toys, but slaves. Not only that, erases their collective histories from the minds of anyone who's ever known them.
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